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"snob" poems
I am warmhearted and icy cold, with a pretty face that's getting old. I am fragile yet tough as a man, struggle thru life with no real plan. I am petite and cuss like a trucker, slightly naive, but I'm no sucker. I am a sinner with a halo of gold, an open book with secrets untold. I am a hypocrite but always play fair, a bleeding heart and I don't care. I am a mother who acts like a child, crazy, impatient and easily riled. I am spontaneous and I am a bore, forever forgiving, I still keep score. I am unstable and wonderfully wise, a ****** deviant in sweet disguise. I am creative and self-destructive naturally skilled and unproductive. I am shy and I am outspoken with a heart of stone, easily broken. I am awkward and well refined, lost, insightful and a little love-blind. I am respected and I am addicted shamed by burdens, self inflicted. I am a perfectionist and I am a slob, unbiased and shallow, an inept snob. I am nocturnal, a creature of night, blissfully ignorant, typically right. I am cautious and I have no fear, a loser and quitter, still I persevere. I am brilliant and easily amused, over-zealous and under-enthused. I am impervious with wounds to heal, an occasional liar just keepin' it real. I am weird and lovely and mean- I am what I am.......100 Aileen.
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Mar 5, 2017
Mar 5, 2017 at 3:50 PM UTC
I Am...
You cause a break inside my organs Pointing out my flaws our differences. You are at peace. I sit jittering, worrying what everyone will think of when I didn’t care you made me laugh at everything Changes.  You’re not right for me Nor I for you, but I can’t help Thinking What if?  Then I remember you’re not what nor Everything I want. You are an intellectual snob you have a depth about you I would love to delve in, a psychological study that even the best critics would praise, but I don’t want anyone else to have been there or ever go there. I cannot hold on to you tear me away while You’re haphazardly gluing us together We’re a kindergarten art project messy, trying to see Beauty within the confusion, unfinished     You asked me Where am I most at peace 4 years old.       I could be anything No fears I hadn’t been ripped apart. I was the girl that said everything, until I felt the need to screen my thoughts, like the filter you use to make your coffee each morning.  I wish that’s where I was, having you tell me that you like your women like your coffee Dark and bitter. I can look past your chauvinistic ways, not giving a **** about anyone. You’re not really closed minded You just act like it, which annoys the hell out of me Sometimes.  I wish life was simple.     But then I would never know your complexities nor Feel the things you help me feel, like hate for train whistles or the burn of gin hitting my throat. Music       you introduce me to offstage trumpets, bad movies.  Your politics, your brown eyes       and how you can hear frequencies that most everyone else can’t.  I worry that you hear the fear in my voice and heartbreak With every word I speak. When were you going to tell me? Or was that your plan all along? To throw me out like yesterday’s coffee grounds or cut up scraps Used and unwanted. I wish I could tell you to tell her you don’t want her but me instead, you don’t, I don’t want you to. I want holding hands, laughter comfort, personality, humor, intellect. You want that plus things I can’t give But you always take. You are your coffee disgusting, caffeinated, addicting the only patch that helps is comforting words you never spoke. We had many conversations of your desires, lusts, mistakes, but I was burned, by lies, distrust. You left, like always, a harsh, acidic aftertaste on my tongue.
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Apr 18, 2014
Apr 18, 2014 at 10:20 AM UTC
Coffee
You cause a break inside my organs Pointing out my flaws our differences. You are at peace. I sit jittering, worrying what everyone will think of when I didn’t care you made me laugh at everything Changes.  You’re not right for me Nor I for you, but I can’t help Thinking What if?  Then I remember you’re not what nor Everything I want. You are an intellectual snob you have a depth about you I would love to delve in, a psychological study that even the best critics would praise, but I don’t want anyone else to have been there or ever go there. I cannot hold on to you tear me away while You’re haphazardly gluing us together We’re a kindergarten art project messy, trying to see Beauty within the confusion, unfinished     You asked me Where am I most at peace 4 years old.       I could be anything No fears I hadn’t been ripped apart. I was the girl that said everything, until I felt the need to screen my thoughts, like the filter you use to make your coffee each morning.  I wish that’s where I was, having you tell me that you like your women like your coffee Dark and bitter. I can look past your chauvinistic ways, not giving a **** about anyone. You’re not really closed minded You just act like it, which annoys the hell out of me Sometimes.  I wish life was simple.     But then I would never know your complexities nor Feel the things you help me feel, like hate for train whistles or the burn of gin hitting my throat. Music       you introduce me to offstage trumpets, bad movies.  Your politics, your brown eyes       and how you can hear frequencies that most everyone else can’t.  I worry that you hear the fear in my voice and heartbreak With every word I speak. When were you going to tell me? Or was that your plan all along? To throw me out like yesterday’s coffee grounds or cut up scraps Used and unwanted. I wish I could tell you to tell her you don’t want her but me instead, you don’t, I don’t want you to. I want holding hands, laughter comfort, personality, humor, intellect. You want that plus things I can’t give But you always take. You are your coffee disgusting, caffeinated, addicting the only patch that helps is comforting words you never spoke. We had many conversations of your desires, lusts, mistakes, but I was burned, by lies, distrust. You left, like always, a harsh, acidic aftertaste on my tongue.
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She gave me gloves. Sapphire lets call her I loved how she would roll her eyes close whenever i swore louder or when i- being in the mood of being an arrogant snob Told me to be, mean and so vicious But Lady Sapphire is kind as the depth of the ocean and nice as the sugar and spice of a confused fangirl, Who i believe is precious as the rock i name her from
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Jan 11, 2014
Jan 11, 2014 at 10:59 AM UTC
Sapphire Gloves
I went to the Cordon Bleu And my name is Pierre I work in the kitchen I’m a French chef extraordinaire With fine French food My name is synonymous But I am an addict I attend McDonalds Anonymous When I make a quiche I just want to hug it But I keep getting cravings For a Chicken McNugget Fast food or French food I am conflicted Fast food or French food Yes I am addicted The 12-step program Keeps me on track I have to fight my desire To binge on Big Mac I pretend I’m a food snob My life’s full of lies When I buy burgers I must wear a disguise I should come out of the closet Admit my transgressions Then they would accept me For my fast food obsessions Maybe the other chefs Would heap me with praise If I smothered my Big Macs With Sauce Hollandaise
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Aug 10, 2014
Aug 10, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC
French Chef
I am anti-social, I choke at social gatherings, My breath feels nothing more than lies , The lies when people's words, Sublime into air. While everyone brags about, The last time the Sapiens Had a good time, I comfortablly drift off, Into my little Pluto, Of words, poetry and music. I am there, Yet I am not there. People think I'm a snob, The Sapiens think I'm lazy, But what do they know, The happiness in solitude. I am anti social, And the last thing, I could care about, Is You.
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Aug 25, 2016
Aug 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM UTC
I am Anti Social
I call my father's father Ye-Ye because he is a traditionalist and the word grandfather reminds him of England. My mother calls him a selfish ******* because he never approved of her wallet's emptiness and walked out of her wedding. My father calls him an immature ***** because he throws temper tantrums at eighty-seven and still doesn't respect anyone. When I was five, I stayed over alone for the first time. I accused him of trying to poison me because I found a dead fly in my soup. When I was ten, I found a coupon at the market And got him a free box of Cheerios. When I was thirteen, I was sitting with him outside. I got stung by a bee and didn't say a word. I have not seen my grandfather in seven years. He has since almost died four times. My aunt calls him a racist snob because he refused to put my biracial cousin's picture on the mantle and boasts of his friend's grandchildren instead.
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 1:03 AM UTC
Grandfather
How dare you treat me like this? You must be taking the **** Have you no respect to pay? Will you just send me On my way? The problem’s Yours my friend. With you I can’t contend. You are just me, me, me. You’ve left me totally free. I’m better off alone, With no-one in my zone. You’re such a bigot and a snob And nothing but a **** Who fobs me off With drivel From your gob. Your haughty arrogance makes me mad As you are nothing but a cad. Okay so you have all the power, And over me you sure do tower. But don’t be thinking that I’ll cower: I glower waiting for my hour, For my dog’s day When You I shall devour! Paul Butters
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Oct 4, 2014
Oct 4, 2014 at 5:37 AM UTC
How Dare You
I'm giving up the rat race gonna quit my job Gonna go live off the land an organic enviro-snob Gonna grow my own potatoes carrots, peas and beans Live off fruits and vegetable eat lots of salad greens My food will taste like proper food not of wax or pesticides And every day I will receive a big thanks from my insides I'll generate my power form a windmill or two then hydro bill and services I'll say good bye to you For work I'll tend my garden, chop down trees for fire-wood I'll be getting so much exercise I'll never have felt so good To relax I'll keep on writing poems such as this telling of the good life sharing all my bliss
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Jul 16, 2010
Jul 16, 2010 at 4:06 PM UTC
Quitting
Look upon all my beauty I'm a traditional rhyme Written so elegantly Perfect in every line! No, look at my free verse style! I'm not prissy or fussy I'm free as a bird with a free spirit That flies within the realm Of so many possibilities and directions! Much less inhibited than you! Nonsense! The camera flashes! They are taking pictures of me! Lovely, poetic form of old Style, as pure as can be! You're out of your mind! You traditional snob! All the oohs and aahs Are really all for my poetic genius! Move aside! And so they soon got into a tussle, words flying everywhere....that is according to Free Verse Traditional Rhyme felt so robbed Free Verse, you trouble maker! You may be the rage of the day! But to me you are a faker! Free Verse had such a harsh choke hold On the throat of Traditional Rhyme I can rhyme too... but not like you! Perfectly? No! Not all of the time! Traditional Rhyme called a truce Finally accepting both ways Sure, she had grace and she had style But Free Verse would not go away
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Jul 29, 2010
Jul 29, 2010 at 2:38 PM UTC
Rhyme and Free Verse Walk the Fashion Runway
I don't know what it's like I'd never understand I'm just living on a cloud Hopping through my fantasy land, I look down on the rest And i don't wish you the best I'm a two faced liar My pants are on fire And this is just the reality! It's not you The rumors about me are true. I don't have a sense of humor I don't play well with others I'm a selfish unkempt snob I'm a disrespecting law breaking,...I even make clowns sob! You're right It's not you.. The rumors about me are true, Yeah sure The rumors about me are true.
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Jan 19, 2015
Jan 19, 2015 at 3:57 AM UTC
The rumors about me are true
Felt like the steel tipped edges of a fake sword, A young lover's sting, inclined to make one sob And feel sorry But no, not a word Spoken 'gainst the face of the snob Never a parry Nor a word against sherry
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Apr 18, 2011
Apr 18, 2011 at 7:35 PM UTC
Adolescence
Today he is shy and spiritually low, Looking pithy in his sub masculine glance, The charm of self praise has lost spark, Fondly hating himself for meeting reality, De-snobbing the ego into narrow based self awareness Feeding his heart on positive misfortune of a disillusioned snob.
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 10:34 AM UTC
THE DISILLUSIONED SNOB
Autistically speaking I applaud your intelligence! flap flap clap clap when you don't think before you think flap flap clap clap or open your ******* ******* mouth! and disparage and belittle those with a learning disability. But then maybe It's you who is disabled as you don't seem able to distinguish between what is right and wrong what is cruel and kind flap flap clap clap in your ignorance you are blind and your intellectual mind is a snob of the worse kind Looking down from your high brow because you are so clever I forget Let's all applaud and you can remark (Out of context of course) that they're all ******* retards flap flap clap clap Well aren't you hard! You bully when you say the dimwits and the morons, unloveable, undateable, unwanted, a drain of society they should all be put down. Not somebody you would choose to be friends with or if you did it would be so you take advantage of an idiots good nature and pure heart! flap flap clap clap Or so you could look good in comparison to them and maybe it would knock your own IQ up a number or two! Your average ****** could teach you a thing about numbers if you asked them And you wouldn't want your own kids playing with them incase they catch it.... Catch what?.... the ability to be awesome to think outside the box to see feel and understand and experience the world and people in a completely unheard of way. To smell colours and taste words, and your inability to deviate from anything other than your narrow little mind really is absurd! So let's all clap and flap flap flap flap flap and maybe shriek a bit too! They are the true freethinkers the true misfits the pure and the truly blessed They are the ones the people who are "different" "Individual" as you would like to be flap flap clap clap You ignorant **** Autistically speaking Who's the ****** now? ©Jacqui Slade
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Feb 25, 2015
Feb 25, 2015 at 3:32 PM UTC
******
Autistically speaking I applaud your intelligence! flap flap clap clap when you don't think before you think flap flap clap clap or open your ******* ******* mouth! and disparage and belittle those with a learning disability. But then maybe It's you who is disabled as you don't seem able to distinguish between what is right and wrong what is cruel and kind flap flap clap clap in your ignorance you are blind and your intellectual mind is a snob of the worse kind Looking down from your high brow because you are so clever I forget Let's all applaud and you can remark (Out of context of course) that they're all ******* retards flap flap clap clap Well aren't you hard! You bully when you say the dimwits and the morons, unloveable, undateable, unwanted, a drain of society they should all be put down. Not somebody you would choose to be friends with or if you did it would be so you take advantage of an idiots good nature and pure heart! flap flap clap clap Or so you could look good in comparison to them and maybe it would knock your own IQ up a number or two! Your average ****** could teach you a thing about numbers if you asked them And you wouldn't want your own kids playing with them incase they catch it.... Catch what?.... the ability to be awesome to think outside the box to see feel and understand and experience the world and people in a completely unheard of way. To smell colours and taste words, and your inability to deviate from anything other than your narrow little mind really is absurd! So let's all clap and flap flap flap flap flap and maybe shriek a bit too! They are the true freethinkers the true misfits the pure and the truly blessed They are the ones the people who are "different" "Individual" as you would like to be flap flap clap clap You ignorant **** Autistically speaking Who's the ****** now? ©Jacqui Slade
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Dear poet's of Hello. After some thinking ive come to realize theres one thing this site and a few of my friends here really need to embrace more often. The truth. Im known as a clown but I do not fear speaking my mind. Ive faced far more challenging things in my life than worring over if people like me or not what has this place become highschool? I read comments well to be honest I know that people dont mean theres poems on here ive seen on the charts for months that to be honest dont desserve the comments they get but people are to scared to be honest and speak there mind. Why? Thats the big question and I see no clear answer. The backstabbing and ******** here makes me really rethink just why im here. But ive met some good friends here and I respect them no matter if i like there work or not. I dont expect people to lie and say they like something when they dont just speak your mind use some manners of course but what are you all so scared of? Look theres alot of crap here that makes little or no sense. The charts are a joke. And I have friends here who talk about how much they hate something only to comment on it and be two faced. Im not gonna call people out you know who you are. Do you really think your helping anyone by blowing smoke up there *** Im sorry if I offend people with this but feelings will always be hurt and not everyone is gonna get along. Writting is not my hobby it's not something I do cause im some moody spoiled snob that thinks his life is so hard cause in reallity. Ive lived a life I wouldnt wish on anyone I know the true meaning of pain I didnt grow up having **** handed to me. Yet no life is easy. Writting to me is like breathing I have no choice. But the stuff im seeing here is straight up ******** People kissing each others ass then talking about how they **** behind there back. Saying what friends we are only to secretly despise each other. I speak my mind if i tell you i like your work it's cause i do but really honestly how can you criticize someone's self expression to me you cant. Im no better than anyone else and after posting this I figure alot of people will probaly think im a **** but at least I have the courage to be myself. Lets try to at least not turn this place into Poetry Soup. That place is a highschool of clicks and sad people who act like children hell the kids there act more mature than the adults. People fear honesty and I know coming fro0m me this is the last thing you expected but i had to get this off my chest. Great writers werent worried with if you liked what they did or how many people liked them. I respect you all but all I ask is to be more honest with each other. Cause this place is turning into a zoo and no one seems to be running the asylum. Speak your mind cause if you dont know one will ever know your true voice. Thank you and if I offended at least I made you think.
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Oct 20, 2010
Oct 20, 2010 at 12:00 PM UTC
Honesty And People's Fear Of It.
Dear poet's of Hello. After some thinking ive come to realize theres one thing this site and a few of my friends here really need to embrace more often. The truth. Im known as a clown but I do not fear speaking my mind. Ive faced far more challenging things in my life than worring over if people like me or not what has this place become highschool? I read comments well to be honest I know that people dont mean theres poems on here ive seen on the charts for months that to be honest dont desserve the comments they get but people are to scared to be honest and speak there mind. Why? Thats the big question and I see no clear answer. The backstabbing and ******** here makes me really rethink just why im here. But ive met some good friends here and I respect them no matter if i like there work or not. I dont expect people to lie and say they like something when they dont just speak your mind use some manners of course but what are you all so scared of? Look theres alot of crap here that makes little or no sense. The charts are a joke. And I have friends here who talk about how much they hate something only to comment on it and be two faced. Im not gonna call people out you know who you are. Do you really think your helping anyone by blowing smoke up there *** Im sorry if I offend people with this but feelings will always be hurt and not everyone is gonna get along. Writting is not my hobby it's not something I do cause im some moody spoiled snob that thinks his life is so hard cause in reallity. Ive lived a life I wouldnt wish on anyone I know the true meaning of pain I didnt grow up having **** handed to me. Yet no life is easy. Writting to me is like breathing I have no choice. But the stuff im seeing here is straight up ******** People kissing each others ass then talking about how they **** behind there back. Saying what friends we are only to secretly despise each other. I speak my mind if i tell you i like your work it's cause i do but really honestly how can you criticize someone's self expression to me you cant. Im no better than anyone else and after posting this I figure alot of people will probaly think im a **** but at least I have the courage to be myself. Lets try to at least not turn this place into Poetry Soup. That place is a highschool of clicks and sad people who act like children hell the kids there act more mature than the adults. People fear honesty and I know coming fro0m me this is the last thing you expected but i had to get this off my chest. Great writers werent worried with if you liked what they did or how many people liked them. I respect you all but all I ask is to be more honest with each other. Cause this place is turning into a zoo and no one seems to be running the asylum. Speak your mind cause if you dont know one will ever know your true voice. Thank you and if I offended at least I made you think.
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just because you're dead doesn't mean we aren't dating anymore does it? i am haunted hearing you read a poem in my head, dead so we must have chemistry or am i interminably obsessed like a ghostly house while your poems have there way with me rumbling down my phantom thigh breathing on the layaway plan  ghastly pumpkin in the oven languishing gracefully your generosity in death a carnival ride of fascination like a broken bird to tormented to hold your preference   hors d’oeuvres of rat poison and verse for the thin air road a smudged face poets last word in crumbs of burnt onions and charred meat  your so pretty in penny loafers bare legs dangling In this homeless corridor sunken in your blackened idol of release and that stupid stare your weight no longer measured in grief i was born to late to die with you to save a pretty nymph in a downward spiral precious fertilizer of poetry fields i'm fixated on your suicide pose but you're too busy being dead to give a **** my sweet eyed snob of smiling hooks i'm obsessively obsessive for what could never be and is am i not your fan, your creep? if i pulled you from the oven and rattled life no doubt, you'd be all **** and vinegar  i'd be your despicable hero a vampire like a straight jacket of love you hate your dead now poet of twilight and i'm left here reading your poems telling you softly they are the best poems ever and making believe you love me
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Dec 11, 2018
Dec 11, 2018 at 3:17 PM UTC
My Sylvia Thing
The difference between the sprout and the bean is a golden ring "It's a racket." I really was being a snob I never lied I wish you weren't ashamed of me I wish I wasn't ashamed at myself for not hating you as much as I know I do and for breaking my streak I wish you didn't lie to me Whether you lied about how much you cared Whether you lied to yourself when you let slip that you missed me Whether you lied to me when you let slip that you missed me Whether you lied to me about her to make me feel bad. I never lied. I wish you didn't pretend I did. "I show her that I love her. I hug her. I kiss her. I tell her that I love her." I've never loved anybody I've never hated anybody but now... I might feel both at the same time and I don't know how to handle that "He has done nothing except make you feel like ******* **** You are done with that piece of **** Done." Now I remember. But I also remember other things. I hate remembering Do you remember me?
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Apr 6, 2012
Apr 6, 2012 at 1:23 AM UTC
I Can't Do This Anymore
I have a crush on someone I know. He’s been a friend for 4 years, I guess. I never thought that I’d ever like him ‘cause he’s bossy and snob, and is always frowning. But I’ve seen him smile and I got to like him, I heard him speak and I think I’m in love. Err. This actually feels weird, awkward and crazy but gee, I feel giddy each time that I see him. He wears a pair of glasses, into his ears, I think it’s a shade of silver.. He likes to joke, to tickle and cackle. Oh, how I wish that one day he’ll know I have a crush on someone like him.
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May 25, 2015
May 25, 2015 at 1:15 PM UTC
I have a crush on someone I know
I like em slinky, two drinks deep long drawn legs, golden shine, cheeks blush pink I like em mean with a grin and sharp white teeth they make it too hot, too hot to sleep five-ten, buck-ten, too thin gold flips, french tips, sunny skin this ride, this rush, I’ve been, let’s go again straight up, shut up, just dance, don't speak stuck up, mean girls, no tab, pay for their drinks I love em spoiled, pampered like they aught to be I like em cocky, don't want you if you got time for me just ignore me and be pretty faces in MAC makeup cases they’re always too fast no matter what the pace is thin in slim cuts they never walk they don't stroll, they strut coming down a runway unstoppable, all legs and **** slide through the room, make it known they cut they don't make love but they love to, love to **** hammered sideways and still drinkin I’d like to do to you two times everything you’re thinking five-ten, buck ten, too thin long gold legs, too hot, too hot they make it too hot to stay in no job, rich snob, eye candy trophy chick, too quick, and you can be in the thick of it if you watch carefully drive em crazy if you drive a Maserati they don’t want to be real people they just want to be pretty perfect it’s spit flattery and they listen contently the only things that need clarity clearly are these three one, you gotta understand that you and me don’t make “we” two, you gotta want em but you can never be as good as they can be three, it’s over when they’re over you instantly cut jeans with holes, brass poles, no holds, lets go, delight me honestly i don't give a **** if you really like me I love em trim wearing very little other than a grin, I like skin I hope it’s twins, let me see the kinda trouble I’m in face down *** up tone **** hard **** on top, loud buck that's the way we like to **** five ten, buck-ten, too thin gold flips, french tips, hard tummy, sunny skin this ride, this rush, I’ve been I wanna go again
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Apr 26, 2012
Apr 26, 2012 at 1:10 PM UTC
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
I like em slinky, two drinks deep long drawn legs, golden shine, cheeks blush pink I like em mean with a grin and sharp white teeth they make it too hot, too hot to sleep five-ten, buck-ten, too thin gold flips, french tips, sunny skin this ride, this rush, I’ve been, let’s go again straight up, shut up, just dance, don't speak stuck up, mean girls, no tab, pay for their drinks I love em spoiled, pampered like they aught to be I like em cocky, don't want you if you got time for me just ignore me and be pretty faces in MAC makeup cases they’re always too fast no matter what the pace is thin in slim cuts they never walk they don't stroll, they strut coming down a runway unstoppable, all legs and **** slide through the room, make it known they cut they don't make love but they love to, love to **** hammered sideways and still drinkin I’d like to do to you two times everything you’re thinking five-ten, buck ten, too thin long gold legs, too hot, too hot they make it too hot to stay in no job, rich snob, eye candy trophy chick, too quick, and you can be in the thick of it if you watch carefully drive em crazy if you drive a Maserati they don’t want to be real people they just want to be pretty perfect it’s spit flattery and they listen contently the only things that need clarity clearly are these three one, you gotta understand that you and me don’t make “we” two, you gotta want em but you can never be as good as they can be three, it’s over when they’re over you instantly cut jeans with holes, brass poles, no holds, lets go, delight me honestly i don't give a **** if you really like me I love em trim wearing very little other than a grin, I like skin I hope it’s twins, let me see the kinda trouble I’m in face down *** up tone **** hard **** on top, loud buck that's the way we like to **** five ten, buck-ten, too thin gold flips, french tips, hard tummy, sunny skin this ride, this rush, I’ve been I wanna go again
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This just in A new trend is sweeping the nation It’s called “Being an *** to anyone who is different” And apparently, you have just joined the band wagon. It’s simple really. Find the most interesting person in the room And make fun of them. Simple as that! For the low price of eventually losing all your friends but who knows how you could turn out. Side effects include; Making someones life miserable, Making them want to end their own life, Becoming a senseless monster someone you were pressured into becoming How would your parents feel, if they found out what you have been doing? If they found out you torment kids day and night For what reason? To get a good laugh with your pals? To show you have guts? now, we are the victim. Sure, we all know “they only pick on you because they are insecure with themselves” line, but do you really believe that? When so many people just target you. Only you, and you still want me believe that they are all insecure? Suicide, Lets take a journey through that word, shall we? S....U....I The first three letters. The S starts off when all you can think about is how much you life... ***** The U comes when you think everything is your fault the I is when all else fails, innocence takes the wheel. The next four, C....I.....D....E C appears when you commit, You commit to depression, and it’s stuck with you now. I, the pain is incognito D, you are officially... done. E, the everlasting, never ending loss of your life. If you listen closely, you can hear the soft weeps of your mind wanting to take control Like when you’re at the park And you can hear the little 5 year old girls fighting with the other girls about who is the boss of whatever they’re doing at the time. Your brain, is a 5 year old girl wanting to become the boss, Depression is that other little girl who is bigger and snobbier than the others And always takes control. Your mind, is that little girl who wants to take charge, but is overran by the controlling little mean girl. The snob. The meanie. She owns you, but you have to break the ownership and take over your own mind. Inhale, exhale. Eat some chocolate. (cause chocolate makes things better, its a comfort food) and watch some spongebob just so you can get your mind off the hell that is reality. Take a breath, 
It’ll be alright..... Everything will be okay...
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 10:31 PM UTC
Take A Breath
This just in A new trend is sweeping the nation It’s called “Being an *** to anyone who is different” And apparently, you have just joined the band wagon. It’s simple really. Find the most interesting person in the room And make fun of them. Simple as that! For the low price of eventually losing all your friends but who knows how you could turn out. Side effects include; Making someones life miserable, Making them want to end their own life, Becoming a senseless monster someone you were pressured into becoming How would your parents feel, if they found out what you have been doing? If they found out you torment kids day and night For what reason? To get a good laugh with your pals? To show you have guts? now, we are the victim. Sure, we all know “they only pick on you because they are insecure with themselves” line, but do you really believe that? When so many people just target you. Only you, and you still want me believe that they are all insecure? Suicide, Lets take a journey through that word, shall we? S....U....I The first three letters. The S starts off when all you can think about is how much you life... ***** The U comes when you think everything is your fault the I is when all else fails, innocence takes the wheel. The next four, C....I.....D....E C appears when you commit, You commit to depression, and it’s stuck with you now. I, the pain is incognito D, you are officially... done. E, the everlasting, never ending loss of your life. If you listen closely, you can hear the soft weeps of your mind wanting to take control Like when you’re at the park And you can hear the little 5 year old girls fighting with the other girls about who is the boss of whatever they’re doing at the time. Your brain, is a 5 year old girl wanting to become the boss, Depression is that other little girl who is bigger and snobbier than the others And always takes control. Your mind, is that little girl who wants to take charge, but is overran by the controlling little mean girl. The snob. The meanie. She owns you, but you have to break the ownership and take over your own mind. Inhale, exhale. Eat some chocolate. (cause chocolate makes things better, its a comfort food) and watch some spongebob just so you can get your mind off the hell that is reality. Take a breath, 
It’ll be alright..... Everything will be okay...
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I guess you could say I'm different But I see myself normal, the way others used to be Rare interactions condemn me to a snob But dig deeper and you'll see its insecurity Choosing the company of men labels me a threat But in truth I'd rather be the object of lust than take neverending beatings I often stare in silence, people assume judgement But I'm searching for that goodness which remains hidden in so many My words overheard suggest to all a preaching But a preacher I am, and I remain unashamed to admit it And back my words come, stoning me for seeking power But it's not power I preach for, it's you.
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Aug 23, 2013
Aug 23, 2013 at 6:45 PM UTC
The preacher
Looking down on me Pitying me You snob If It really were an "eye for an eye" Then I would rob your tongue For all the wrong it's done Yes I know you've 'won' at Perfect Human But I'd rather be a moomin then be so mean
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Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 4:51 PM UTC
Thou art an ********
Mr. Nobody-- A wrangly thing some could call him a snob or a high chinned minister who was ordained with a polished Apple-Phone and his signature swirlesque embroidered wrist cuffs and tie clip. He is the founder to any computer based company that processes tiny micro-chips at a price of 99 cents, and charging 100 dollars for each "upgrade". In his spare time he's sponges around lofty paintings, filtering through new and old antiques, but always coming back to lackadaisly lounge around his things. Where a house is up-kept by maids, and in his closet hangs the silhouettes of personalities, that he likes to try around his family. This is what I imagine of Francisco, the boy buying coffee at this Local Caffè and as he leaves that Apple-Watch lights up reminding about a job interview today.
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Oct 27, 2015
Oct 27, 2015 at 2:40 AM UTC
Coffee Shop Dreams: title's
In this age of technology And auto spell checker, Is it too much to ask for In this HePo commune? There really is no excuse I’m sure, To come a cropper With _your_ and _you’re_. Possession or identity? Am I alone In my frustrating annoyance At this growing misdemeanour? So much so I move on Without even a Like, For there’s nothing to see, That makes any sense. Are you guilty? A grammar snob too? Or is it.... just me?
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Mar 29, 2021
Mar 29, 2021 at 7:57 AM UTC
Grammar Snob
1.  Understand Weather. (Strangers on a bench, Looking up.) “Cirrus, I think. Cirrocumulus?” “Stratus surely. Or altocumulus.” (You must also hate the cold And the sun, And always wish the current season Was a different one.) 2. Never Be Honest About Stuff That Hurts. Pain so bad Can’t even **** – “How are you, Arthur?” “Brilliant, thanks!” 3. Have An Opinion On These People Katie Price (Feminist? Witch?) Kate Moss (Goddess? ***** Stephen Fry (Snob? Wilde?) Frankie Boyle (Offensive? Mild?) 4. Never Talk About Money. “So.” An American asks. “How much do ya make?” “I…I…Oh My God look at that dog over there that has a face like a pancake!” 5. Learn How To Apply The Class System To Cigarettes. Pipe – Monty Withnail Silk Cut – Comfortably Middle. Lucky Strikes – Probably not British. B&H; – Shops at Lidl. 6. Secretly (Or Openly) Enjoy The Royal Family “So, did you hear what they called the baby?” My boyfriend shrugs and says - “I don’t give one tiny **** “They named him George. Isn’t that twee?” “Aw ******* hell, I had a tenner on Louis!” 7. Hey Jude. If all else fails, At the end of the night, Sing na-na-na And it’ll be alright. 8. Never Complain About Your Meal “Hm. These mussels look a bit suspect.” “How’s your meal, Sir?” “Perfect!” 9. Always Hate The French, (Even If Your Own Mother Is French) Numberplate 'F' On an articulated lorry. “Stuck up…onion…bastards.” (I’m sorry mum, I’m so sorry!) 10. ‘Jerusalem’ Mime a sword in your hand, Bang your chest with devotion, Wave the sword about, Sing with emotion.
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Sep 27, 2013
Sep 27, 2013 at 10:35 AM UTC
How To Be A Certain Kind Of English (Ten Easy Steps)
1.  Understand Weather. (Strangers on a bench, Looking up.) “Cirrus, I think. Cirrocumulus?” “Stratus surely. Or altocumulus.” (You must also hate the cold And the sun, And always wish the current season Was a different one.) 2. Never Be Honest About Stuff That Hurts. Pain so bad Can’t even **** – “How are you, Arthur?” “Brilliant, thanks!” 3. Have An Opinion On These People Katie Price (Feminist? Witch?) Kate Moss (Goddess? ***** Stephen Fry (Snob? Wilde?) Frankie Boyle (Offensive? Mild?) 4. Never Talk About Money. “So.” An American asks. “How much do ya make?” “I…I…Oh My God look at that dog over there that has a face like a pancake!” 5. Learn How To Apply The Class System To Cigarettes. Pipe – Monty Withnail Silk Cut – Comfortably Middle. Lucky Strikes – Probably not British. B&H; – Shops at Lidl. 6. Secretly (Or Openly) Enjoy The Royal Family “So, did you hear what they called the baby?” My boyfriend shrugs and says - “I don’t give one tiny **** “They named him George. Isn’t that twee?” “Aw ******* hell, I had a tenner on Louis!” 7. Hey Jude. If all else fails, At the end of the night, Sing na-na-na And it’ll be alright. 8. Never Complain About Your Meal “Hm. These mussels look a bit suspect.” “How’s your meal, Sir?” “Perfect!” 9. Always Hate The French, (Even If Your Own Mother Is French) Numberplate 'F' On an articulated lorry. “Stuck up…onion…bastards.” (I’m sorry mum, I’m so sorry!) 10. ‘Jerusalem’ Mime a sword in your hand, Bang your chest with devotion, Wave the sword about, Sing with emotion.
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(Inspired by Kendrick Lamar – humble ) Whacked or weepiness? Sing if you know this, Well~ yuh, yuh. Hey, I recall when every months with zero-balance-curse, Therefore I lived my life with what I fit, but today I’m so ****** When everyone gets what their want; In fact, I never wish, I choose drink mix while you choose Crème de cassis to rid live’s blemish, "Son, the richest man never get outta debt hub, Duh, compare to you with just one luckless credit card?" So let’s be rich with heart and do something bigger than Tesla, Do read on my blog, then write it down or by heart at least, Zero-to-the-hero, hero-to-the-pro punk, a person who used to be dumb, dumped in the **** junk, now 6 figures in the bank, I'm still like yesterday’s punk, If you got this in the bank, promise to be like an old punk, my life’s better than my virile, my future promise me how I rolled, Hey Mount. E, wait for me to reach your highest spot, but I’m just play cool to it, cuz you know Beast’s humble, Sweet lown, Be hierodule, throw your crown. Who talk money over passion won't be richman, The dream you ever sketched, belongs to trash can, The dream you never twig, just a goodnight, Just do for what you love for your loved wife, Just what you said you do it to get a better job, Say something to me you'll be iron man like louis cyr or, Say something like you are immune from all snide remarks, Everyday you and I should celebrate the 'go for broke day', I'll 'Die trying till get there', Pave the way for success stair, everything's gonna be okay, God not just hear from your prayer, He bestow for what you care, So stay calm and feel the air, Dont called it work - called it play, And say "Never say ne'er", Hardwork means modest, stay low profile, and rich heart way, Mamma said dream big, protect it from apart, stay, Be like the strongest humblest person in the world, OK? I'm the strongest orphan after all, boom! beast's humble, -- -- Sweet Lown, Snob's crumble, Don't drown.
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Jan 22, 2018
Jan 22, 2018 at 9:58 AM UTC
Beast's humble, Sweet Lown (Humble's Poem Full Version)
(Inspired by Kendrick Lamar – humble ) Whacked or weepiness? Sing if you know this, Well~ yuh, yuh. Hey, I recall when every months with zero-balance-curse, Therefore I lived my life with what I fit, but today I’m so ****** When everyone gets what their want; In fact, I never wish, I choose drink mix while you choose Crème de cassis to rid live’s blemish, "Son, the richest man never get outta debt hub, Duh, compare to you with just one luckless credit card?" So let’s be rich with heart and do something bigger than Tesla, Do read on my blog, then write it down or by heart at least, Zero-to-the-hero, hero-to-the-pro punk, a person who used to be dumb, dumped in the **** junk, now 6 figures in the bank, I'm still like yesterday’s punk, If you got this in the bank, promise to be like an old punk, my life’s better than my virile, my future promise me how I rolled, Hey Mount. E, wait for me to reach your highest spot, but I’m just play cool to it, cuz you know Beast’s humble, Sweet lown, Be hierodule, throw your crown. Who talk money over passion won't be richman, The dream you ever sketched, belongs to trash can, The dream you never twig, just a goodnight, Just do for what you love for your loved wife, Just what you said you do it to get a better job, Say something to me you'll be iron man like louis cyr or, Say something like you are immune from all snide remarks, Everyday you and I should celebrate the 'go for broke day', I'll 'Die trying till get there', Pave the way for success stair, everything's gonna be okay, God not just hear from your prayer, He bestow for what you care, So stay calm and feel the air, Dont called it work - called it play, And say "Never say ne'er", Hardwork means modest, stay low profile, and rich heart way, Mamma said dream big, protect it from apart, stay, Be like the strongest humblest person in the world, OK? I'm the strongest orphan after all, boom! beast's humble, -- -- Sweet Lown, Snob's crumble, Don't drown.
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