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For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 4:30 PM UTC
Echo Heads & Cowpat.....hahaha
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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One is seemingly more impressed by the less endowed or blessed when somewhat incapacitated and borderline inebriated; the monstrous unconscious disregards the likelihood of fathomless undergarments in other dubious departments. Disregard the random blotches or the involuntary discharges instead revel in model tonsils and almond shaped parcels the comets of multi-notches like a strange attraction for disheveled carpets. The blossoms of toxins a libation ensemble almost near horizontal each movement a bent nozzle like a prehistoric Narwhal dancing like a jackhammer with the elegance of a cement mixer a broken leaking fissure seeping vapid glamour and indecipherable grammar. The paraphrased clichés and communiques of praise like lost prophets put on display caught in the ricochet of overplay making an exit with the grace of a stumbling ballet down a poorly-lit nightclub passageway. Ultimately this can only lead to the face-plant moment-of-tomorrow the flooded memory of the-night-before feeling utterly spent hungover and hollow with ill conceived consent. The: Oh. My. God! The: ***** is still here, what do I say? Hoping inexorably they would just get up and silently fade away. Beer Goggles: remember to drink sensibly, or run the risk of nasty STD's or unwanted pregnancy or breathless infidelity or reckless insincerity or if you're really lucky, just another session in therapy.
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Jul 11, 2014
Jul 11, 2014 at 9:17 AM UTC
Beer Goggles
Formerly known as the Departments of: State, Treasury, Justice, Interior, Agriculture, Commerce, Labor, Defense, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Transportation, Energy, Education, Veterans Affairs, and last but certainly not least, Homeland Security.
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Jul 11, 2013
Jul 11, 2013 at 4:21 AM UTC
The U.S. Departments of "Shut the **** Up!"
all of America’s gubmint hatin yahoos, pining to get their country back, should grab yer rifles, stock up on ammo and giddy up down  to Texas to join the secessionists headin out of the Union Rick Perry promises to keep his promise to close all the gubmint departments he can't remember the names of Ron Paul will finally be liberated from the tyranny of his federal paycheck and can return to his district to practice medicine unencumbered by the acceptance of medicare payments Ted Cruz will move to coronate his Cuban born daddy as Viceroy for life of the western hemispheres newest banana republic the last act of of the Compartment of Education will be to turn every public school into a Holy Ghostin Jehovah meetin house Judicial magistrates will criminalize poor people or just make them slaves and all prisons will be turned into profit driven plantations, overseen by the local Sheriffs who will be paid time and a half and 15% of all profits unfortunately the Cowboy’s will lose it’s moniker as America’s Team if rattlesnake booted Jerry Jones can’t make a deal to turn his stadium into a sovereign independent territory as a protectorate of the USA To assure national purity Texans will build a Jericho style wall to define the boundaries of their heavenly kingdom and outlaw all trumpet playing within earshot of their perturbed borders The Eyes of Texas as the state anthem will need to be reworded The final stanza will be changed to "Until Gabriel blows his nose" keepin the ungodly out and the chosen people safely insulated within the shining Lone Star State will rise again as a solitary confederacy of dunces Music Selection: The Eyes of Texas Oakland 11/18/13 jbm
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Nov 18, 2013
Nov 18, 2013 at 12:25 AM UTC
The Eyes of Texas
all of America’s gubmint hatin yahoos, pining to get their country back, should grab yer rifles, stock up on ammo and giddy up down  to Texas to join the secessionists headin out of the Union Rick Perry promises to keep his promise to close all the gubmint departments he can't remember the names of Ron Paul will finally be liberated from the tyranny of his federal paycheck and can return to his district to practice medicine unencumbered by the acceptance of medicare payments Ted Cruz will move to coronate his Cuban born daddy as Viceroy for life of the western hemispheres newest banana republic the last act of of the Compartment of Education will be to turn every public school into a Holy Ghostin Jehovah meetin house Judicial magistrates will criminalize poor people or just make them slaves and all prisons will be turned into profit driven plantations, overseen by the local Sheriffs who will be paid time and a half and 15% of all profits unfortunately the Cowboy’s will lose it’s moniker as America’s Team if rattlesnake booted Jerry Jones can’t make a deal to turn his stadium into a sovereign independent territory as a protectorate of the USA To assure national purity Texans will build a Jericho style wall to define the boundaries of their heavenly kingdom and outlaw all trumpet playing within earshot of their perturbed borders The Eyes of Texas as the state anthem will need to be reworded The final stanza will be changed to "Until Gabriel blows his nose" keepin the ungodly out and the chosen people safely insulated within the shining Lone Star State will rise again as a solitary confederacy of dunces Music Selection: The Eyes of Texas Oakland 11/18/13 jbm
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He has this nervous tick. When a person is lying he will open his mouth. Sometimes his jaw will hit the floor. Sometimes words will come out. And sometimes there are consequences, if not only a sore jaw. He is an affable man. Many would say he's a good sport and in good nature, even though he's not athletic and has severe allergies. Handshakes are important to him. And he understands the appeal of a thumbs-up. Hugs are reserved for holidays, and tears were only had at funerals. Sunglasses optional, but the only pair he owns he keeps in the jacket of his black suit. Any man that has a tendency to speak too freely, or too much, will have to learn to talk their way out of a potentially harmful situation. The "Gift of Gab"did not die with the smock. It evolved with the suit. It became five words said in three. It is in relation to political correctness. It's knowing that government is not ******** but many representatives are mentally challenged. He tries to stay ahead of his mannerisms. Raised eyebrow. Twitching eye. Clenched teeth. But some things cannot be hid. Like the vein in his forehead. And of course his verbal diarrhea. But he would rather expell insight and opinion rather than hold it in only to force it out later in privacy. People involved in Fine Art are shot on site. Possession of a canvas brings a life sentence. The art departments are born from advertising. False pretense is considered flexible. When the program used is for the sole purpose of manipulation you aren't expected to become angry. Government turns the clocks back, stretching time and truth, with knowledge of a man who has done the same, and was considered a master. Metaphysics and a mustache, he changed the world with a canvas, and with an open mouth he expelled truth and injustice to a contemporary audience. He applied his paint with a poetic eye. Soon he learned that you don't need to start a fire to melt a clock. All you need is a brush, and sometimes a barren tree.
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Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013 at 11:00 AM UTC
Dali
He has this nervous tick. When a person is lying he will open his mouth. Sometimes his jaw will hit the floor. Sometimes words will come out. And sometimes there are consequences, if not only a sore jaw. He is an affable man. Many would say he's a good sport and in good nature, even though he's not athletic and has severe allergies. Handshakes are important to him. And he understands the appeal of a thumbs-up. Hugs are reserved for holidays, and tears were only had at funerals. Sunglasses optional, but the only pair he owns he keeps in the jacket of his black suit. Any man that has a tendency to speak too freely, or too much, will have to learn to talk their way out of a potentially harmful situation. The "Gift of Gab"did not die with the smock. It evolved with the suit. It became five words said in three. It is in relation to political correctness. It's knowing that government is not ******** but many representatives are mentally challenged. He tries to stay ahead of his mannerisms. Raised eyebrow. Twitching eye. Clenched teeth. But some things cannot be hid. Like the vein in his forehead. And of course his verbal diarrhea. But he would rather expell insight and opinion rather than hold it in only to force it out later in privacy. People involved in Fine Art are shot on site. Possession of a canvas brings a life sentence. The art departments are born from advertising. False pretense is considered flexible. When the program used is for the sole purpose of manipulation you aren't expected to become angry. Government turns the clocks back, stretching time and truth, with knowledge of a man who has done the same, and was considered a master. Metaphysics and a mustache, he changed the world with a canvas, and with an open mouth he expelled truth and injustice to a contemporary audience. He applied his paint with a poetic eye. Soon he learned that you don't need to start a fire to melt a clock. All you need is a brush, and sometimes a barren tree.
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Standing here on the edge of this LOFTY CLIFF, Simply Admiring the "HANDY-WORK" of GOD... I was Listening to the Hundreds of Thoughts "DANCING" thru my mind, sort of like a Scroll, so I could "BACK-TRACK" and consider for "REVIEW" that which had passed . AND..with tears in my eyes as I thought of all those in NEED,,.... Why not create a NEW-KIND OF COMPANY,,"made-up" OF *all kinds of skills ! ! SO MY *MIND INVISIONED A COMPANY , that needed *people with the following **SKILLS = ( #1)= A person needed with melodies Racing thru his MIND ,so that couldn't help but "NAUTCH" from office to office.... (#2)= A person who wakes "MOOING" AND knows how to use "Neats-Foot-Oil" ... (#3)= A person to screen all Previous "POLITICIANS" for their "NAVVIES" *skills.... (#4)= A person with the ability to teach "LAPIDITY" to others, so we could "CUT-DOWN" on use of copy machine... (#5)= A person to be Director of our Company "PLAY" { party}. Titled "RETURN OF CONE-HEADS" and make sure the "OBCONIC" attraction is in a "FULL-POWER" Position.... These first FIVE ,the company is in "NEED-OF" pronto ! !_____ My thoughts ,were now directed to the "NON-STOP" ringing of the *APPLICANTS SEEKING JOBS PHONES" ____WOW..... I'd Better HURRY back to the "CLIFF-EDGE" .. There Must be THOUSANDS Seeking to Get these jobs! ! "GOSH"--I BETTER COME -UP with some NEW-DEPARTMENTS --- ( let me know if *Y O U * have any Ideas for *NEW-KIND of Jobs! "I CAN GET BY WITH A "LITTLE" HELP FROM MY FRIENDS" ___DO YOU?___HAVE OPENING TIME FOR FRIENDS ???
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Dec 3, 2010
Dec 3, 2010 at 3:58 AM UTC
. ** JOB-OPENINGS ** (#40 )
Standing here on the edge of this LOFTY CLIFF, Simply Admiring the "HANDY-WORK" of GOD... I was Listening to the Hundreds of Thoughts "DANCING" thru my mind, sort of like a Scroll, so I could "BACK-TRACK" and consider for "REVIEW" that which had passed . AND..with tears in my eyes as I thought of all those in NEED,,.... Why not create a NEW-KIND OF COMPANY,,"made-up" OF *all kinds of skills ! ! SO MY *MIND INVISIONED A COMPANY , that needed *people with the following **SKILLS = ( #1)= A person needed with melodies Racing thru his MIND ,so that couldn't help but "NAUTCH" from office to office.... (#2)= A person who wakes "MOOING" AND knows how to use "Neats-Foot-Oil" ... (#3)= A person to screen all Previous "POLITICIANS" for their "NAVVIES" *skills.... (#4)= A person with the ability to teach "LAPIDITY" to others, so we could "CUT-DOWN" on use of copy machine... (#5)= A person to be Director of our Company "PLAY" { party}. Titled "RETURN OF CONE-HEADS" and make sure the "OBCONIC" attraction is in a "FULL-POWER" Position.... These first FIVE ,the company is in "NEED-OF" pronto ! !_____ My thoughts ,were now directed to the "NON-STOP" ringing of the *APPLICANTS SEEKING JOBS PHONES" ____WOW..... I'd Better HURRY back to the "CLIFF-EDGE" .. There Must be THOUSANDS Seeking to Get these jobs! ! "GOSH"--I BETTER COME -UP with some NEW-DEPARTMENTS --- ( let me know if *Y O U * have any Ideas for *NEW-KIND of Jobs! "I CAN GET BY WITH A "LITTLE" HELP FROM MY FRIENDS" ___DO YOU?___HAVE OPENING TIME FOR FRIENDS ???
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Just what do we know about Ward Churchill? That radical agitator, That Colorado college professor Most famous for calling Twin Tower 9/11 dead technocrats Little Eichmanns. Noteworthy is the fact that The United States Supreme Court Denied certiorari, Passed on hearing his claim of Unlawful discharge. Unlawful discharge? Sounds felonious and vile: Like pus laced with ***** A criminal secretion, like mucus Smuggled past Customs: Vaginal contraband. Sorry, Ward. We just don’t give a **** Your fake Indian pedigree, Your bogus Vietnam fairytales, Your phony combat record, Your forward ops recon Way out in ******* Cambodia, Fall flat like Buffalo turds. You’ve been slick, Ward. Hired originally to fill Some gratuitous affirmative action quota, Denied tenure in two legitimate departments, You create some ******** academic discipline For campus freaks & geeks. Self-appointed Department Chairman, A fraudulent college professor from the start, Once tenured, a courageous warrior for free speech. Describing Native American history as genocide. Summing up American history as Holocaust denial. Professor Churchill was all of these things, And less. But using the Holocaust metaphor To anchor one’s fakakta politics? That was the proverbial last straw, The camel buster, if you will. Especially since most of the Stockbrokers & market analysts Crushed in the rubble were Jewish. Hava Nagila, Babaloo!
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Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 9:45 PM UTC
"Ward Churchill's Little Eichmanns"
No Values just statues of accountants who could never learn to count and mounted on the spikes,where business is displayed and laid out for the world to see in naked abject poverty are chief executives and heads of lesser known departments who never meant to cook the books but fell for fortune and her looks and took that chance to spread their wings and now the wind that whistles sings and passes through their empty eyes ,and flapping flesh drips off dry bones of arms that never meant to harm. No charmed lives left in Holborn or in Chancery lane,where solicitors were in on the game of taking risks and risks they took another spike and one more hook for the fallen wig,who still seems regal but not as big as what he thought legal. They bought but never owned the sky or stole it from the smaller fry who swam around the edges and the shadows in society and we, the ripped off,stripped off,sing dirges to their loss but me,I couldn't give a toss let them burn and turn slowly on the spit we'll roast and toast them, let them boast then of fancy women,fancy cars and fancy meals in fancy bars. These czars have gone the way of old where bold men.bad men always fold in two and the wind blew tears that fell to splash on piles of once extorted cash and though accountants cannot count judges learn to mount the steps and put their heads in hangman's ropes and any hopes they entertain of clemency go down the drain along with any gains they ever made. Those who laid beside the wide boys of this world and opened eyes into another where they couldn't even bother to see just who they hurt have lost their shirts,ripped off their backs,attacked by those that they attacked and now the axe is on the other foot where once a boot was kicked into my **** so good luck you ***** I hope your bodies fall to bits and you end up burning in the pits alongside the others that have sinned in the end no one wins the voodoo dolls of life are stuck with pins and the devil grins and hums his tune.
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Jul 9, 2013
Jul 9, 2013 at 1:29 AM UTC
Up on *** hill
No Values just statues of accountants who could never learn to count and mounted on the spikes,where business is displayed and laid out for the world to see in naked abject poverty are chief executives and heads of lesser known departments who never meant to cook the books but fell for fortune and her looks and took that chance to spread their wings and now the wind that whistles sings and passes through their empty eyes ,and flapping flesh drips off dry bones of arms that never meant to harm. No charmed lives left in Holborn or in Chancery lane,where solicitors were in on the game of taking risks and risks they took another spike and one more hook for the fallen wig,who still seems regal but not as big as what he thought legal. They bought but never owned the sky or stole it from the smaller fry who swam around the edges and the shadows in society and we, the ripped off,stripped off,sing dirges to their loss but me,I couldn't give a toss let them burn and turn slowly on the spit we'll roast and toast them, let them boast then of fancy women,fancy cars and fancy meals in fancy bars. These czars have gone the way of old where bold men.bad men always fold in two and the wind blew tears that fell to splash on piles of once extorted cash and though accountants cannot count judges learn to mount the steps and put their heads in hangman's ropes and any hopes they entertain of clemency go down the drain along with any gains they ever made. Those who laid beside the wide boys of this world and opened eyes into another where they couldn't even bother to see just who they hurt have lost their shirts,ripped off their backs,attacked by those that they attacked and now the axe is on the other foot where once a boot was kicked into my **** so good luck you ***** I hope your bodies fall to bits and you end up burning in the pits alongside the others that have sinned in the end no one wins the voodoo dolls of life are stuck with pins and the devil grins and hums his tune.
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Customer service you say I look at things a different way Especially after spending half my day Trying to get things resolved Testing my patience and nerves Been on hold for God only knows how long Trying to stay strong Please hold your call is important you first said that 5 hours ago I hate being bounced around to different departments and then put on hold again I am not a bouncy ball I am wondering if I could talk to a guy named Paul instead of people who's names I gave up trying to pronounce 2 hours ago You say to make a selection, but there is not a valid choice listed If I press sales, will I get a person to talk to then? If they think they can sell me something my call might be important then, especially if they get a commission If I have to take much more of this, do I have permission to Scream I feel like I'm stuck in a bad dream My patience is getting thinner and my hair too I pulled some out while I bit my tongue I did not want to say things I might later regret I want to say one thing if I may speak my mind I gave your customer service a new name It is Customer Disservice
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Oct 23, 2014
Oct 23, 2014 at 11:04 PM UTC
Customer Service
He's beautiful. I watched him look out the window for me Not knowing I was right behind him I was nervous to be right beside him But he wanted me there Maybe forever He scooped me from the ground for no reason Besides that he missed me And every time I laughed to replace my blushing My heart would melt just because of how cute his baby face was when he'd poke those succulent lips out and drop his head into my chest and put his arms around me just to say He missed me even if it was only 6 days I watched him reject any and all plans with his friends as they watched him cuddle me And I could only laugh because for the first time I was the reason someone wasn't going anywhere For the first time I could confidently say He's not going anywhere He's fine right here with me Hours passed and with each minute my attraction grew because he respected my prescience Ignoring all those calls, neglecting literally hundreds of texts I wanted him because he snored on my chest with his arm around my stomach so I couldn't move While I felt all the moves with his twitches that nightmares bring I wanted him because when his friend says "she's about to leave" he responded "she ain't going no where" And I wasn't, but I did want to feel him, show him how much I appreciated the feeling of being wanted I got so comfortable I fell asleep, and I awoke to the sight of his beauty as he stepped out the shower and it was the best way to wake up Built like a statue I said So finely shaped in all departments So strong that he controlled my movements A masterpiece, he's beautiful.
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Aug 3, 2013
Aug 3, 2013 at 5:53 PM UTC
He's Beautiful
He's beautiful. I watched him look out the window for me Not knowing I was right behind him I was nervous to be right beside him But he wanted me there Maybe forever He scooped me from the ground for no reason Besides that he missed me And every time I laughed to replace my blushing My heart would melt just because of how cute his baby face was when he'd poke those succulent lips out and drop his head into my chest and put his arms around me just to say He missed me even if it was only 6 days I watched him reject any and all plans with his friends as they watched him cuddle me And I could only laugh because for the first time I was the reason someone wasn't going anywhere For the first time I could confidently say He's not going anywhere He's fine right here with me Hours passed and with each minute my attraction grew because he respected my prescience Ignoring all those calls, neglecting literally hundreds of texts I wanted him because he snored on my chest with his arm around my stomach so I couldn't move While I felt all the moves with his twitches that nightmares bring I wanted him because when his friend says "she's about to leave" he responded "she ain't going no where" And I wasn't, but I did want to feel him, show him how much I appreciated the feeling of being wanted I got so comfortable I fell asleep, and I awoke to the sight of his beauty as he stepped out the shower and it was the best way to wake up Built like a statue I said So finely shaped in all departments So strong that he controlled my movements A masterpiece, he's beautiful.
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idiosyncratic motions define circular thoughts and notions grasped ideals let go in the oceans of confusion scrambled morse code messages spelled out in brail depict battlefields and hospital wards sanctuaries for chaos, chapels for the wicked. devils hidden beneath PR departments and counsels. Put into place to distort and misplace, the bane of clarity, cancer to the soul. More should and could be made of this Alas aesthetics argue and compel us to believe lost in external endeavors, spiraling into catatonic outbursts. Has this become the norm? We've been conditioned to accept. The body of a man, running on the fumes of better days. Left with nothing but ideals looking forth to better ways. We've succumb to society and its rule. The leader points his fingers, declares them wrong and we play the fool, drinking from the puddles of congressional drool. Wrapped around their fingers, yarn to their spool, we've let them mold and take rule. Sold our souls, made way to power tools and flashy jewels. It's the gift of "freedom", buy and consume. Don't worry about this, they'll handle the rest.
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Feb 15, 2010
Feb 15, 2010 at 11:55 AM UTC
Mental Defecation
Yes, it sure does look that way When it takes 35 years to capture 50 criminals in a land that claims to be FREE FREE? Free of what? Not criminals There are 50 crime families on Garibaldi Avenue in Lodi, New Jersey alone Please officer Oh, that's right One of those crime families is not like the other One of those crime families Rules the cops and pretends to rule everyone else With bullying And tormenting And torturing And acts in violation of the Geneva Convention Oh, but we are not at war with crime Hey it's a free country You want to practice crime People have a right to be Criminal It's a free country Okay But, why can't it be A crime family free Country Is ****** arson, strong arm assaults, blackmail, grand theft, etc... so glamorous that a (free?) country needs them or even needs to glorify them in Movies and Television Do we need criminally run Hospitals criminally controlled courthouses criminally managed police departments? I've spoken with several government Leaders on this matter and they all agree that they will promise to look into this as soon as they can figure out the economy I walked down Garibaldi Ave in Lodi the other day The crime families there are doing quite well But They ain't talkin'
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Oct 29, 2015
Oct 29, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC
1 Pathetic Joke
On October 17, 2006, President Bush signed into law, the John Warner Defense Authorization Act. The law allows the President to declare a “public emergency” at his own discretion, and place federal troops anywhere throughout the United States. Under this law, the President also now has the authority to federalize National Guard troops without the consent of Governors, in order to restore “public order.” The President can now deploy federal troops to U.S. cities, at will, which eliminates the 1878 Posse Comitatus Act. This means the president holding office will control everything, including the arrest of whomever he deems threatening. All communications are controlled, all media is controlled and now the president controls DHS, the military and police. All the joint training we are seeing between the military and police leading up to Jade Helm, it's a qualification, the police and sheriff departments are being qualified for federalization. Personnel have to be qualified first, before they can participate in joint operations (signed off). This is how the system works. Also, the other reason for this is for tracking and supply. The government uses specific forms that are entered into the logistics and supply system. If everyone is federalized, the system runs smoothly, because everyone is government document/program number approved and recognized by the same system, not an off shoot agency that require more work to track and less benefits when supplying personnel and units.
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Apr 27, 2015
Apr 27, 2015 at 7:03 PM UTC
Seal Man Update (Part Two)
On October 17, 2006, President Bush signed into law, the John Warner Defense Authorization Act. The law allows the President to declare a “public emergency” at his own discretion, and place federal troops anywhere throughout the United States. Under this law, the President also now has the authority to federalize National Guard troops without the consent of Governors, in order to restore “public order.” The President can now deploy federal troops to U.S. cities, at will, which eliminates the 1878 Posse Comitatus Act. This means the president holding office will control everything, including the arrest of whomever he deems threatening. All communications are controlled, all media is controlled and now the president controls DHS, the military and police. All the joint training we are seeing between the military and police leading up to Jade Helm, it's a qualification, the police and sheriff departments are being qualified for federalization. Personnel have to be qualified first, before they can participate in joint operations (signed off). This is how the system works. Also, the other reason for this is for tracking and supply. The government uses specific forms that are entered into the logistics and supply system. If everyone is federalized, the system runs smoothly, because everyone is government document/program number approved and recognized by the same system, not an off shoot agency that require more work to track and less benefits when supplying personnel and units.
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you're crying and as you walk down the dimly lit glass hallway the faces on the walls wave in your breeze of sadness and iron oxide tears. every surface in your mind is covered in a thick layer of concrete dust and you wonder how long before your nose takes a dive sneezing too often to breathe. there is clay everywhere and you can't see the cracks between your knuckles under the thick layer of thought. as far as art departments go you're not feeling so creative painted or charcoal it doesn't matter when there is more brown paper offered to you every time you believe you've failed. would you believe me if i told you that a newspaper and a pair of old blue eyes reminded me and maybe you too that there is somebody out there who actually cares. press that thumbtack into the wall slowly pin down everything you've tried to forget and avoid stabbing your finger into the perforated abused and continually rotated corkboard. you're not wirebound anymore i promise only your entwined metalic thoughts.
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Aug 9, 2016
Aug 9, 2016 at 11:09 PM UTC
art department
Good God didn't like media's portrayal of godly affairs. even the mix up in gender  embarrassed. sending a rejoinder by way of retribution would be viewed as barbaric at this times. that will ensure a media hullabaloo, quite avoidable, it was decided. so, a gentle curse was finally  promulgated, news on godly affairs immediately got distorted to the side of God, with out the notice of eagle eyed editors. to edit a long story short, this "editor's curse" spread to other media departments as well. special correspondents were specially bend to distort their stuff, at will. diplomatic scribes used their skill utmost to pitch one country against the other. by and by distortions became an unwritten rule, nay a birth right of media tribe, who could be fiercer than a pack of wolves, not only on a full moon night but on' any moon day' too! Now it can be told, this is how distortion of news or views according to the whim of some came about. "Oh! God"! OOO
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Dec 26, 2011
Dec 26, 2011 at 10:31 PM UTC
how did the distortion of facts by media start first
they've taken over the shop they're running central command should you be acquiescing at their feet to you they'll stretch out a friendly hand those who aren't in the fold the ones on the outer shall never be given an entry for only the top liners shall obtain a front door key it's plain it's simple it's a management decision who will be in either the inclusion or exclusion departments of the store
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Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 6:23 PM UTC
Central Command
Oh, there's not a country that don't have open racism. It's breed in many regions and societies. Except some confronts it. Aware of reprisal to come. While others embraces it. Until they exposed on video or audio by some. One race seem to be mastered of stupidity. Cause they surrounded by various fools that let it floats around them. Notice, how quick they speaks out when that bigot is busted? Oh, its in politics. It's in within many businesses. And breed within multiple police departments. From the top until the bottom. Open racism, stands out like cancer. It spreads quickly and faster than lightning. Until its met by thunder of someone. Then notice all the pleasantry toward the racist. They not a bad person. Many misunderstood their views. Yes, support for a fool. Then many, are we? Scriptures, contains them too. And many ministers doesn't address this truth.. Afraid certain members might leave. But never play to a disease. Not if you're preaching love in Jesus name.
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Sep 7, 2015
Sep 7, 2015 at 8:23 AM UTC
Open Racism
can anybody see poetry in paperwork? (You can? You work for the Tax Department, don't you?) Well, I can't see beauty or poetry in paperwork especially that which has accumulated; but I'd better pretend to see beauty in the paperwork or many departments here will rear an ugly face each at me so beauty, O Paper Beauty, no, not you multi-dimensional origami but piles of paperwork, here I come...Bury me.
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Oct 13, 2010
Oct 13, 2010 at 3:05 AM UTC
paperwork
*and Cinderella danced to the music box seduction & pursuit song from the Hellraiser soundtrack.* no one really speaks about the aesthetic element of darwinism, this strange godforsaken we-ain't-got-no-fur-but-Chernobyl-happened conundrum d'uh... people never care for aesthetic darwinism, as long as you appear able bodied: you might as well be a romanian donkey on a building site with the anglos trying to save money on crane hire... oh yes, the respectable english dudes that got me reading hazlitt - i'm backing Britex! and you know why? i'd love to see Brits on a building site! i really would! i'd love to see them sweat like cow dung on a donkey's head... rear those ******* in! modern Britain was built on the sweat of eastern Europe... exit! send the Romanians home! bring in the Salvation State Civilians to sweat it out! oh... but they won't! they won't! hardly a crown among a 1000 men and they're all second class colonising ******** colonising their home turf! romanians are donkeys! that's what they say, takes two to shift a tonne or two of stones while saving on using a crane! where's an Impaler when you need one? the richest country in Europe making cutbacks, what a paradoxical crescendo! you'd think they'd be better at athletic sports having saved up on construction work muscle... but no... oh no... they're ******* anaemic in both departments! shrivelling muscle athletes. VOTE BRITEX! VOTE BRITEX! SEND BRITS TO CONSTRUCTION SITES LIKE ****** SENDING JEWS TO THE GAS CHAMBERS! VOTE BRITEX! VOTE BRITEX! I WANT TO SEE THESE ******* SWEAT.
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May 19, 2016
May 19, 2016 at 8:49 PM UTC
backing Britex
*and Cinderella danced to the music box seduction & pursuit song from the Hellraiser soundtrack.* no one really speaks about the aesthetic element of darwinism, this strange godforsaken we-ain't-got-no-fur-but-Chernobyl-happened conundrum d'uh... people never care for aesthetic darwinism, as long as you appear able bodied: you might as well be a romanian donkey on a building site with the anglos trying to save money on crane hire... oh yes, the respectable english dudes that got me reading hazlitt - i'm backing Britex! and you know why? i'd love to see Brits on a building site! i really would! i'd love to see them sweat like cow dung on a donkey's head... rear those ******* in! modern Britain was built on the sweat of eastern Europe... exit! send the Romanians home! bring in the Salvation State Civilians to sweat it out! oh... but they won't! they won't! hardly a crown among a 1000 men and they're all second class colonising ******** colonising their home turf! romanians are donkeys! that's what they say, takes two to shift a tonne or two of stones while saving on using a crane! where's an Impaler when you need one? the richest country in Europe making cutbacks, what a paradoxical crescendo! you'd think they'd be better at athletic sports having saved up on construction work muscle... but no... oh no... they're ******* anaemic in both departments! shrivelling muscle athletes. VOTE BRITEX! VOTE BRITEX! SEND BRITS TO CONSTRUCTION SITES LIKE ****** SENDING JEWS TO THE GAS CHAMBERS! VOTE BRITEX! VOTE BRITEX! I WANT TO SEE THESE ******* SWEAT.
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Profligate pundits and Philandering plutocrats Promulgating pusillanimous Pandering polecats Put partially putrescent Punks and pettifoggers Past pitifully puny pollsters Pushing the party politics Of petrified pashas. Disgusting demagogues Dealing delayed death Deeming democracy dying Deny diplomacy daily Deftly develop departments Defending discrimination Dividing deities from devils Draining dedicated duties With disgusting dictatorship. Sorrowfully sublimated Citizens of society slide Swiftly and sequentially into Sibilant session of silliness In which similes scintillate Signifying sensitivities Of separate sensibilities Subtly smiting the senseless. Sauce for the stunningly stupid, Champagne for the saboteurs.
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Nov 29, 2016
Nov 29, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC
ALLITERATION NATION
hagley i remember back in 06 i worked in a warehouse it was for a store that sold varied things there were varied staff there in several departments we had a boss who was a real hag and she ruled us like adolf ****** ruled occupied europe iron fist and no carrot so you can imagine what i thought as i got to know her ways i eventually left as did a dozen other staff leaving the store with a skeleton crew head office did an investigation into this it was due to the manager who was a real ***** she was both my manager and area manager so if i had a problem and reported her it was the bizarre situation of reporting her to herself! a surreal investigation into herself i wonder where she is now my old manager still giving her staff absolute hell? i've never met a hag like her...
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Jan 25, 2018
Jan 25, 2018 at 7:09 PM UTC
hagley
Went out last night my cousin had a few drinks which led to me being the DD. It was fun staying sober makes me realize how far I've come. Im not perfect and being sober doesn't make me, I'm just saying how I do my best to not fall into bad habits. It was suppose to be a bowlingarty most of the time it was in the bar. I enjoyed the karokie it was fun to watch and enjoyed my the crowd better than being the center of attention. Woke up late but its okay working a late shift today. Im ready been working other departments it will be a nice change to be back in my area. Works great things could be handled better but in time things will work them self out. I like going out but being more responsible I'm focused and nothing seems prepared but once my attention is else where It seems like I missed something. Things are well met a girl she's cool but I'm overthinking asking too many questions instead of going with the flow. I'm not looking to hurt anyone or get hurt. I stopped dating but haven't found anyone who's worth the fight I'm so use to exes or girls picking a fight. I'd argue but found its better to walk away especially if you know that you haven't done anything wrong.
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Aug 10, 2014
Aug 10, 2014 at 12:44 PM UTC
tumbling thoughts
There is no senseful way to destroy a life. To do it is senseless, ignorant, hateful and selfish. Whether or not it is human or any other species. Chicken,cow, pig, camel, turkey etc. To dismember and sever it's parts piece-by-piece is cruel. Dead or Alive, disrespectful, sick, wrong & unjust. No political laws for it would never make it right or accepted. That should protect their well-being lives & how they're treated. Living creatures are all holy vessels in my eyes. Their souls are priceless. Their lives are not worthless as a society believes. Each one deserves a full and happy life. The cow & pigs tongue should not be severed and sold in grocery store meat departments. Their bodies should stop being butchered for carnivore consumption. Society is ignorant, greedy and two complant. Just as sheep, all followers no leaders. Butchers, poachers, & meat eaters should all be treated as a defenseless animal that is tortured and killed in the same exact way to justify their deaths. With the deaths of their killers. Endangered species are bred for slaughter the animals should all be considered holy and valuable, priceless, pure, innocent, & defenseless. Death ends life. Life is a gift deserved by every being born in this world or any other.
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May 7, 2016
May 7, 2016 at 3:34 PM UTC
Go Vegan
A is for anything to end this suffering B is for broken, breaking like my fragile state C is for careful, cautious of these eggshells D is for disaster, destruction of what we had E is for empty, emotionless cries in the night F is for false, fake like the lies we tell ourselves G is for grief, grieving not over the dead but mistakes H is for horrible, hatred the purest of black I is for insanity, insomnia plaguing my sleep J is for jaded, just lacking in many emotional departments K is for knavish, kiddish behaviour I exemplify L is for lost, losing faith, happiness and you M is for mistakes, monster at heart and in action N is for nonsensical, never-ending O is for officious, obnoxious demeanour and persona P is for pathetic, powerless to make the right moves Q is for quitter, quick to leave and walk away R is for resentment, relationships aren't for men like me T is for turmoil, turbulence beneath the wings of trouble U is for understatement, underestimating V is for violent, vindictive almost as if by nature W is for wishful, waiting for something new X is for xenodochial, but never to those who matter most Y is for youthful, yokelish and distasteful to be around Z is for zany, pertaining to the cause of most problems
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Jul 15, 2016
Jul 15, 2016 at 8:49 PM UTC
A is For...
One legged Anne stormed across the lawn on her crutches and threw herself down into a white chair and tossed her crutches aside and said **** the missing leg the other children put hands over their ears or hurried away to a safer distance or went play on the swing or slide across the way you sat opposite your mouth open and your eyes studying her face her mouth still uttering expletives frightening birds in nearby trees what’s a matter? you asked her words still vibrating in your ears your brain trying to sort them into correct departments but failing pain she said ******* pain in the leg that isn’t there I see you said watching her face go from pale pink to bright red I doubt it she said and what does Sister Paul say to me? you are sharing in the agony of Christ she said you have been chosen to share in his pains you spotted dribble escape her lips her blue skirt had ridden up revealing a glimpse of naked stump where her leg had been I’ve enough of my own pain Anne said let him share his pain with others who might welcome it she exclaimed muttering more expletives sending a butterfly in a different direction   some say a pain shared is a pain halved you uttered noticing how the stump had been neatly sewn leaving only the smallest scar had your eyeful? she said want to see more of my stump? and she yanked her skirt upward revealing her navy-blue underwear there she said there have a good nose why does it still hurt? you asked looking away watching your sister on the climbing frame with the girl with burn scars nerve endings Anne muttered or some such nonsense so they say you turned around as she pulled down her skirt and stared you out and you noticed how beautiful her eyes were set in that angry face like angel’s eyes set in features of one fallen from grace.
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Dec 28, 2012
Dec 28, 2012 at 2:54 AM UTC
ONE LEGGED ANNE AND PAIN IN A LEG NOT THERE.
One legged Anne stormed across the lawn on her crutches and threw herself down into a white chair and tossed her crutches aside and said **** the missing leg the other children put hands over their ears or hurried away to a safer distance or went play on the swing or slide across the way you sat opposite your mouth open and your eyes studying her face her mouth still uttering expletives frightening birds in nearby trees what’s a matter? you asked her words still vibrating in your ears your brain trying to sort them into correct departments but failing pain she said ******* pain in the leg that isn’t there I see you said watching her face go from pale pink to bright red I doubt it she said and what does Sister Paul say to me? you are sharing in the agony of Christ she said you have been chosen to share in his pains you spotted dribble escape her lips her blue skirt had ridden up revealing a glimpse of naked stump where her leg had been I’ve enough of my own pain Anne said let him share his pain with others who might welcome it she exclaimed muttering more expletives sending a butterfly in a different direction   some say a pain shared is a pain halved you uttered noticing how the stump had been neatly sewn leaving only the smallest scar had your eyeful? she said want to see more of my stump? and she yanked her skirt upward revealing her navy-blue underwear there she said there have a good nose why does it still hurt? you asked looking away watching your sister on the climbing frame with the girl with burn scars nerve endings Anne muttered or some such nonsense so they say you turned around as she pulled down her skirt and stared you out and you noticed how beautiful her eyes were set in that angry face like angel’s eyes set in features of one fallen from grace.
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