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In the rectory garden on his evening walk Paced brisk Father Shawn. A cold day, a sodden one it was In black November. After a sliding rain Dew stood in chill sweat on each stalk, Each thorn; spiring from wet earth, a blue haze Hung caught in dark-webbed branches like a fabulous heron. Hauled sudden from solitude, Hair prickling on his head, Father Shawn perceived a ghost Shaping itself from that mist. 'How now,' Father Shawn crisply addressed the ghost Wavering there, gauze-edged, smelling of woodsmoke, 'What manner of business are you on? From your blue pallor, I'd say you inhabited the frozen waste Of hell, and not the fiery part. Yet to judge by that dazzled look, That noble mien, perhaps you've late quitted heaven?' In voice furred with frost, Ghost said to priest: 'Neither of those countries do I frequent: Earth is my haunt.' 'Come, come,' Father Shawn gave an impatient shrug, 'I don't ask you to spin some ridiculous fable Of gilded harps or gnawing fire: simply tell After your life's end, what just epilogue God ordained to follow up your days. Is it such trouble To satisfy the questions of a curious old fool?' 'In life, love gnawed my skin To this white bone; What love did then, love does now: Gnaws me through.' 'What love,' asked Father Shawn, 'but too great love Of flawed earth-flesh could cause this sorry pass? Some ****** condition you are in: Thinking never to have left the world, you grieve As though alive, shriveling in torment thus To atone as shade for sin that lured blind man.' 'The day of doom Is not yest come. Until that time A crock of dust is my dear hom.' 'Fond phantom,' cried shocked Father Shawn, 'Can there be such stubbornness-- A soul grown feverish, clutching its dead body-tree Like a last storm-crossed leaf? Best get you gone To judgment in a higher court of grace. Repent, depart, before God's trump-crack splits the sky.' From that pale mist Ghost swore to priest: 'There sits no higher court Than man's red heart.'
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Dialogue Between Ghost And Priest
In the rectory garden on his evening walk Paced brisk Father Shawn. A cold day, a sodden one it was In black November. After a sliding rain Dew stood in chill sweat on each stalk, Each thorn; spiring from wet earth, a blue haze Hung caught in dark-webbed branches like a fabulous heron. Hauled sudden from solitude, Hair prickling on his head, Father Shawn perceived a ghost Shaping itself from that mist. 'How now,' Father Shawn crisply addressed the ghost Wavering there, gauze-edged, smelling of woodsmoke, 'What manner of business are you on? From your blue pallor, I'd say you inhabited the frozen waste Of hell, and not the fiery part. Yet to judge by that dazzled look, That noble mien, perhaps you've late quitted heaven?' In voice furred with frost, Ghost said to priest: 'Neither of those countries do I frequent: Earth is my haunt.' 'Come, come,' Father Shawn gave an impatient shrug, 'I don't ask you to spin some ridiculous fable Of gilded harps or gnawing fire: simply tell After your life's end, what just epilogue God ordained to follow up your days. Is it such trouble To satisfy the questions of a curious old fool?' 'In life, love gnawed my skin To this white bone; What love did then, love does now: Gnaws me through.' 'What love,' asked Father Shawn, 'but too great love Of flawed earth-flesh could cause this sorry pass? Some ****** condition you are in: Thinking never to have left the world, you grieve As though alive, shriveling in torment thus To atone as shade for sin that lured blind man.' 'The day of doom Is not yest come. Until that time A crock of dust is my dear hom.' 'Fond phantom,' cried shocked Father Shawn, 'Can there be such stubbornness-- A soul grown feverish, clutching its dead body-tree Like a last storm-crossed leaf? Best get you gone To judgment in a higher court of grace. Repent, depart, before God's trump-crack splits the sky.' From that pale mist Ghost swore to priest: 'There sits no higher court Than man's red heart.'
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Amid mushrooms the leprechaun creeps At the end of rainbows he sleeps He would hit you with a rock If you try to steal his crock A master of devilish trickery He will play games with ye Doth thou keep away from me gold He will say so brash and bold Catch him and hear him rant Three wishes he will grant But those wishes are like the mist With each one comes a twist Laughs at you, he is all dressed in green Never generous, just twice as mean For his hidden gold he will dig Trick you and dance an Irish jig
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Dec 19, 2009
Dec 19, 2009 at 12:06 PM UTC
Leprechaun
There is not much more than lunch of your poor soul's gut. That which has hidden your chase, Be it the same flurry you face, or the chaste, widowed band of loons Supplicate snail-movements, while wading through the stiff lagoon. Everything must, while the fissures grow grumpy. While the dust settles inwards and the cracks fill with stuffing. The particle stands stiff, while each nursery cries. A pitter-patter of rain drops lurch the birds forwards towards flight. Say the gumption to roost was the dork lit and idling, Each abortion towards space, kept the rocket from flying, Like the cannonball sneering, or the whistle of men The trial and tribulations of the miserly pens. If be swore the moors, concrete beds shuffle the snores. Unlike any trumpet of nose notes or horns. How each curious grumbler failed the ewe of his flock. Lil' crock lodgers counting sleep of each lot. Who can practice commands, width that makes up a strake In the morning the weir-men quaff each tea of their tastes. Then comes to the rind, the hands each guided by eyes. Stumps the bard of his nightshade in imported glass vials. Show whomever the pleasure, the happy hell once began Because under each gambit is the king of a lamb.
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 5:10 AM UTC
Notes on a Lamb
I've borne the heavy load. I've worked all the day. Got two children at the house to feed. Husband's gone away. I've a bunion on my toe, But I've got a corn pad. With a smile upon my face, Swear, it don't hurt so bad. Don't the moonlight look so grand, Shining in the sky! Walking home from second shift, Clean cars are wizzing by. There's a light mist in the air That gives me some relief. In the crock *** waits at home Hash and good corned beef. My fingers gnarl and seize, The handle's hard to grip. I hope the boss don't send me home. The kids have a field trip. When the kids get on the bus To travel out of town, I might take a few days off To lay my tired head down. Don't the moonlight look so grand, Shining in the sky. Walking home from second shift, Clean cars are wizzing by. There's a light mist in the air That gives me some relief. In the crock *** waits at home Hash and good corned beef. I am faithful to the work. I don't call in sick. I'm hardworking as a man. The foreman calls me "chick." I never complain about my back. Lord, He knows, I need this job. I can take the stripes they give. Don't give my raise to Bob. Don't the moonlight look so grand, Shining in the sky. Walking home from second shift, Clean cars are wizzing by. There's a light mist in the air That gives me some relief. In the crock *** waits at home Hash and good corned beef.
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 3:25 PM UTC
Hash and Good Corned Beef
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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Nov 4, 2013
Nov 4, 2013 at 6:51 PM UTC
Steaming Butternut Squash Soup or Bisque
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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By: David W. Clare When it comes to shopping here's your key! Don't bother walking Targets aisle number three... There is no competition anywhere! Whether you need a loaf of bread, tools or underwear... Walmart is around every corner just for you! 24 hours and a dozen smiles easy to see... Prices so low; it's all almost free! Toasters, fans, beds, loafers, bikes... Clean bathrooms open up for you all day and night... Walmart offers parking under a big spot light! Friendly attendants will treat you right... The best security anywhere around! Why bother shopping at any other place in town? Crock Pots over on aisle 17! ...the best way to save money I've ever seen! Walmart, Walmart! Now you're shopping smart! Your right at Home at Walmart ! (C) In perpetuity all rights reserved (P) FilmNoirWorks
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Dec 30, 2016
Dec 30, 2016 at 8:56 PM UTC
The Walmart Poem
I'm just gunna hula-hoop right through your loop hole. I'm dating Debbie Downer but I'm bi-curious for Positive Paul. I'm hungry. I'm pissy. Debbie, get back to Betty. & Bake me a cake. I'll go hang out with Paul and his country **** Whoops, I mean Crock. You can just keep bitchin' in the kitchen.
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Apr 12, 2012
Apr 12, 2012 at 2:03 PM UTC
Lol Bi-Curious.
Once upon a time, there was me: A simpleton of no account, A dunderhead by word of mouth, An addle-pate, a cracking crock, A crazy who deserved a lock. Not pretty, brainy, or well-bred, Bespectacled, a short redhead With hands too small and far too pink Who’d trip or fall as soon as think. Not many prospects, they declared With such conviction I was scared. But the cast was short one role, The one who’d make the halfwit whole . . . Once upon a time, there was you: A lord of state, of high esteem, The answer to each maiden’s dream, A strong man, raven-haired, and tall? No, not this person, not at all. You had glasses just like me, And freckles where your skin should be. Your clothes were rumpled, torn and tattered Not as though that even mattered: You walked on set and came to me You got down on one gawky knee You took my pink hand in your red And, as you fixed your glasses, said: “I love your hands, your height, your hair, I love you up, down, everywhere. And I hesitate to ask you this . . . But could I maybe have a kiss?” And, for once, my tactless lips Did not resort to stumbling slips; I gave you one, I gave you two, I gave every kiss I had to you. Once upon a time, there was us: Two simpletons of no repute Two dunderheads whose names were moot: Prince Not-So-Charming and his ***** And much as cynics tried to drench The flames of addle-pated glee I found in you and you in me, As much as they enjoyed pretending, They could not harm our happy ending.
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Dec 5, 2012
Dec 5, 2012 at 1:28 AM UTC
Fairytale
Once upon a time, there was me: A simpleton of no account, A dunderhead by word of mouth, An addle-pate, a cracking crock, A crazy who deserved a lock. Not pretty, brainy, or well-bred, Bespectacled, a short redhead With hands too small and far too pink Who’d trip or fall as soon as think. Not many prospects, they declared With such conviction I was scared. But the cast was short one role, The one who’d make the halfwit whole . . . Once upon a time, there was you: A lord of state, of high esteem, The answer to each maiden’s dream, A strong man, raven-haired, and tall? No, not this person, not at all. You had glasses just like me, And freckles where your skin should be. Your clothes were rumpled, torn and tattered Not as though that even mattered: You walked on set and came to me You got down on one gawky knee You took my pink hand in your red And, as you fixed your glasses, said: “I love your hands, your height, your hair, I love you up, down, everywhere. And I hesitate to ask you this . . . But could I maybe have a kiss?” And, for once, my tactless lips Did not resort to stumbling slips; I gave you one, I gave you two, I gave every kiss I had to you. Once upon a time, there was us: Two simpletons of no repute Two dunderheads whose names were moot: Prince Not-So-Charming and his ***** And much as cynics tried to drench The flames of addle-pated glee I found in you and you in me, As much as they enjoyed pretending, They could not harm our happy ending.
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Where is it ye Scallywag? Have ye hidden in it ye bag? Don't ye look at me as brass as bold Give me back me *** o' gold I will put a curse on ye, no surprise Make ye eat spiders and flies I always make ye feel sick Ye thieving little Shabby **** I want it back! It's all mine! I know ye got it, I saw the sign So I will grind your bones for me tea I will make ye live in eternal misery Don't ye run! Don't ye dare! I will hunt ye down, track ye everywhere Bury ye under this earth filled clump I will snap ye spine when I jump Well! Blow me down with a wee feather Look at that! Well I never! I must have moved me crock only yesterday So ye canna steal it away I placed it safe and sound Buried it there, hidden in the ground So I now will be on me way Doth me hat, wish ye a good day
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Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 2010 at 6:47 PM UTC
The Leprechaun Revisited
I espied the wisps, whisper with their lips, quivering their golden hips, orbiting blooming tulips, to provoke me, with their quips. Taking out an old crock, stalking behind a rock, I trailed those glowing beetles, whiffing the fragrance of myrtles, skipped across the backyard, to catch the fireflies, flitting haphazard, Humming and buzzing, I could hear, with luminous insects tickling my ear. Losing my faith, I turned back home followed by an unknown kith, adventuresome; He sat on my finger, glimmering with radiance wish he did linger, while I stood hypnotised, under nature’s brilliance.
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Jun 3, 2014
Jun 3, 2014 at 4:44 AM UTC
THE FLUORESCENT FIREFLY
Impregnate your old crock squirtin' Papier—mâché blackball on the ***** Oglin' for upshot And whatever frigs our orifice Yeah Ducky **** **** it bud Milk the meatiness in a snog stranglehold ****** all of your bazookas at once And unclench into ventilator I like dung and tinsel Shandy ****** fuss Breedin' with the puke And the Weltanschauung that I'm in statu pupillari Yeah Ducky **** **** it bud Milk the meatiness in a snog stranglehold ****** all of your bazookas at once And unclench into ventilator Like a punctilious Zeitgeist's nincompoop We were born, born to be unstatesmanlike We can spirt so penetrating I never wanna croak Born to be unstatesmanlike Born to be unstatesmanlike
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Mar 28, 2010
Mar 28, 2010 at 5:05 PM UTC
Born To Be Unstatesmanlike
Timmy Ray, poor boy from Kentucky. Football scholarship. Degree in Business Administration. Respectable job, bored. Enlists with best friend in Marines as a macho trip. Vietnam, what a crock. This ain’t football. And it ain’t fair. Schemes to get out, ignores an order to go out on patrol, ******** mission, but the friend goes, gets shot up bad. Timmy Ray runs out to help the friend, is shot. It’s all blood and mud, man, blood and mud. Friend paralyzed, Timmy Ray okay. Court-martial for Timmy Ray, discharge. The friend takes an overdose. “No moral here,” Timmy Ray says. “My war story. That’s all.” Timmy Ray makes sculptures, big metal things. No people. “The human body’s been done,” he says. Downtown Detroit in front of an office he welds a pile of globes, names it “Love” so he’ll get paid but he says it’s really “Moose Brain.” These days, Timmy Ray’s hand trembles. He volunteers at a suicide hot line. No moral there, either. Moose brain.
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Jun 25, 2015
Jun 25, 2015 at 12:23 PM UTC
Moose Brain, No Moral
The small faced Korean Man Paints orange nail polish My girlfriend's feet He wears plastic gloves that Don't fit Quite Rightly. He is missing half a Finger on His right hand. Robb and I talk Again Of the orange grove He will inherit, We make jokes That cause the women Rubbing our feet To laugh and smile. My feet begin to lose their Hard earned callouses. The soap they use smells Like oranges. The three of them Walk over to a crock-pot To grab warm rocks Robb asks if it's time For chili He had not finished His soup at lunchtime As we talked of Old stories Some that left scars And others Callouses. The soup grew cold But the smiling reminded me It is springtime
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Mar 24, 2015
Mar 24, 2015 at 4:16 PM UTC
Springtime pedicure
I once had a lover, we'll call her Louise Very attractive but  so hard to please She was a red haired beauty with emerald eyes I fell head over heels I cannot deny She told me she loved me but that was a crock When a  new beau came a strutting she took the walk She told me our love would last  forever She told me a lie, she thought she was clever My heart was in pieces, all tattered and torn At that point I wished I'd never been born Years  passed by when out of the blue She called , for what reason I hadn't a clue My heart had healed but still had a scar She thought she could play me - like a guitar We arranged for a place that we both could meet The next time I saw her my heart skipped a beat By this time she had gone through so many men She wanted to start all over again The candle still flickered, my heart screamed out yes She was quite a temptation to that I  confess But my head intervened, I wasn't taking this pill Too many times I'd been through this drill Although I desperately  wanted to comply The game was over, it was her turn to cry.
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Nov 13, 2018
Nov 13, 2018 at 4:54 PM UTC
Karma
Here Is a timely Noun to consider From the Merriam-Webster page. "Trumpery." Note (at bottom) the list of near-antonyms; what is the opposite of trumpery? [Popularity: Bottom 40% of words] trumpery noun trum·pery \ˈtrəm-p(ə-)rē\ Definition of trumpery 1 a : worthless nonsense b : trivial or useless articles : junk <a wagon loaded with household trumpery — Washington Irving> 2 archaic : ****** finery Origin of trumpery Middle English (Scots) trompery deceit, from Middle French, from tromper to deceive First Known Use: 15th century Examples of trumpery <claims for weight-loss products that are based much more on Madison-Avenue trumpery than on bariatric science> Related to trumpery Synonyms applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or ******** claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, ******* senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, nonsense, twaddle Related Words absurdity, asininity, fatuity, foolery, idiocy, imbecility, inaneness, inanity, insanity, kookiness, lunacy; absurdness, craziness, madness, senselessness, witlessness; hoity-toity, monkey business, monkeyshine(s), shenanigan(s), tomfoolery; gas, hot air, rigmarole (also rigamarole); double-talk, greek, hocus-pocus Near Antonyms levelheadedness, rationality, reasonability, reasonableness, sensibleness; common sense, horse sense, sense; discernment, judgment (or judgement), wisdom By: Robinson Bolkum
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Jan 3, 2016
Jan 3, 2016 at 6:44 PM UTC
Trumpery
Here Is a timely Noun to consider From the Merriam-Webster page. "Trumpery." Note (at bottom) the list of near-antonyms; what is the opposite of trumpery? [Popularity: Bottom 40% of words] trumpery noun trum·pery \ˈtrəm-p(ə-)rē\ Definition of trumpery 1 a : worthless nonsense b : trivial or useless articles : junk <a wagon loaded with household trumpery — Washington Irving> 2 archaic : ****** finery Origin of trumpery Middle English (Scots) trompery deceit, from Middle French, from tromper to deceive First Known Use: 15th century Examples of trumpery <claims for weight-loss products that are based much more on Madison-Avenue trumpery than on bariatric science> Related to trumpery Synonyms applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or ******** claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, malarkey (also malarky), moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, ******* senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, nonsense, twaddle Related Words absurdity, asininity, fatuity, foolery, idiocy, imbecility, inaneness, inanity, insanity, kookiness, lunacy; absurdness, craziness, madness, senselessness, witlessness; hoity-toity, monkey business, monkeyshine(s), shenanigan(s), tomfoolery; gas, hot air, rigmarole (also rigamarole); double-talk, greek, hocus-pocus Near Antonyms levelheadedness, rationality, reasonability, reasonableness, sensibleness; common sense, horse sense, sense; discernment, judgment (or judgement), wisdom By: Robinson Bolkum
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Suddenly surreal I feel milk upon the water blood and slaughter Dada isms watching life through coloured prisms. and it hits me pits me against the lot of them. The squandered dreams of broken men and I lay me in the gutter dying ( next verse ) why do I even bother trying It's just a crock, not even gold Violent Violet sold the story and got her fifteen minutes of fame alas no glory, but what did she expect? I expected just a little more from these ****** where Babylon is gushing from their lips and all I got were camels, ships to ride across the desert which was I and of my making, can't fake a faker and so I take you down with me.
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Aug 30, 2016
Aug 30, 2016 at 12:03 PM UTC
Midnight's of Morocco
From a cold Shoulder, Sharp honed Tongues speak barbed with a silent whisper, Emptiness under fine silks and cosmetic canvas, This chosen heard gambles in the dreamy bliss, Illusion of choice saves the Shepherd staff from the dirt, Living in this fishbowl where the fish act like sharks, Lured by the shining bait of glitter, Already we know,all that glitters............ Learn quick what fish act the same in a rising net, Lose time for those eat the others. Good evening ladies and gentle men! Step right up....step right up and marvel at its reflected glory, See how it glows when the sly dizziness covers the vista. Who dare goes where the great unwashed go? Gaze in amazement as the crock self exaltation simmers. Try see like the blind. Know that when she sings you wont be ready, Hold reserve and smile as she fades back into the soft flowing tide. Become accustomed to her song, Like a well fed dog lying in the sun, problems are forced into small spaces and nudged into open water Shadows become old friends with familiar voices, The odor of the Summer Sun wafts by, Even if you hide in the Winter cold, The Trees do the dance of spring, She dines feasting on the edible Star Drops He is happy melting at the thought of nothing They all toast the Cosmos as it waves back.
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Feb 13, 2013
Feb 13, 2013 at 10:16 PM UTC
Clear in the mist
[They picked him up in the grass where he had lain two days in the rain with a piece of shrapnel in his lungs.] Come to me only with playthings now... A picture of a singing woman with blue eyes Standing at a fence of hollyhocks, poppies and sunflowers... Or an old man I remember sitting with children telling stories Of days that never happened anywhere in the world... No more iron cold and real to handle, Shaped for a drive straight ahead. Bring me only beautiful useless things. Only old home things touched at sunset in the quiet... And at the window one day in summer Yellow of the new crock of butter Stood against the red of new climbing roses... And the world was all playthings.
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Murmurings In A Field Hospital
**I Am Hello's Resident Messiah Come nestle at my feet Pay credence to my musings Incorporate my heat For I will lead you to the Holy Land Where only poets dwell And Maybe in the future Like my ego Yours will swell Swell with self importance Swell with fakery With love One collective consciousness That We can all be so Proud Of . . .** *What a crock of **** *
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Oct 23, 2010
Oct 23, 2010 at 1:24 AM UTC
Dedicated to Hello's Resident Messiah ... LOL
Nothing beats being beside the sea With a stick of Blackpool rock My only company. This crock is old Can hardly unfold the deckchair "Hey you there.. ..young chap..give me a hand" " "Alright grandad..keep your hair on", ..he replied. The tide is still out but it's on the turn I want to sit in the sun And I still want to burn Never learn. I know that it's wrong.. but at my age..anything that lasts for long is a treat. No. Nothing beats being beside the sea Just me on my own Where the sand is becoming my second home.. ..and the seagulls all know me by name. But still krap on me all the same. I think it is part of the game that we play. Sitting and wasting what's left of my life away. I stay for a while..looking up..looking down the old golden mile Can't see any gold Another tale I was told that just wasn't true. But the sky is real blue and that's worth its weight.. ..in diamonds..but I'll stick to my stick of Blackpool rock. Should have got a sun block..my head's burnt red Never..never learn Time for bed.
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Feb 10, 2013
Feb 10, 2013 at 11:50 PM UTC
Squinting at the sun
Such expectation in our hearts, When the World Cup football starts, Off to Tesco, for shirts and flags, Carried home in plastic bags, 3 Lions worn upon our chest, England's going to be the best, Little kids collecting footy cards, In sticker books, they love this part, You know where they will be found, Swapping cards in the playground, Our team heroes now they stand in line, Mumbling national anthem, or some just mime, Our pubs are full, the fans all wait, For our team England to be just great, Yet once again, it's a crock of **** Still we can't quite believe it, Our national team can't find the goal, Been better if we'ad learned to bowl, Excelled ourselves this time, it seems, An early exit home, it means, In some ways it's ended all the fuss, Of buttock clenching, for all of us!
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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 6:13 PM UTC
Football crazy
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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Nov 2, 2015
Nov 2, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC
Steaming Butternut Squash Bisque
For any time the urge to wring an autumn gourd, this one's the thing Smashing pumpkins, not so nice but Butternut Squash, an honest vice Long and beige, hard and smooth you'd never guess it's power to sooth that underneath the toughest skin is meat like pumpkin, seeds within A steamy bisque for autumn's chill, peel and chop them as you will Dump them into four cups broth* add apple, pear, or applesauce a cup or two will do just fine and while you stand there, have some wine! sautee onions, a cup and a half dump them in and cry or laugh and now to add your seasoning stuff cumin, curry, nutmeg, Fluff hold the Fluff, that ain't the truth best to pull that old sweet tooth Bisque is savory, better than sweet warms the cockles, heart to feet save your sweets for pumpkin pie the after-apple of your eye Back to seasonings, see above a quarter teaspoon, more with love I add pepper and take a gander some folks call for coriander heat the whole thing to a boil for me, my crock pot's always loyal crock at high, about four hours or low for six, and bring some flowers! And now I'll play a little game change my words to mean the same if cook is butter and ****** is squash then butter dat ****** and ****** dat gnosh when you're hungry, under the wudder ain't nuttin' better 'en butternut chudder add some cream and squash your mash mash your squash and whip your pash I used a blender to make it creamy cooked it down, so thick and steamy add some butter, parsley's fine butternut bisque with bread and wine! Ahhhh!!!!! *chicken broth
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Piercing with the paled eyes Doctor gave verdict: ‘’It is spread thru water, has to be cared’’ "No, it is because of seeing Vangoh’s paintings" Friend commented. "Following the funeral procession of Jose Arcedio Buvendia every day". Lover ridiculed. "Without searching for job sitting idle swallowing the news papers". Father scolded "Giving no importance to feed Untimely urination thinking many pranks.. " Mother panicked. "It is the yellow card shown by god for the foul committed" Priest prophesised. Hey, you all those who gathered with complaints around my liver coloured like a crock pecked mango please remember: Often life turn yellow when there is no greenery around.
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May 23, 2014
May 23, 2014 at 1:50 AM UTC
Jaundice
Chili Powder infiltrates my kitchen Oh boy Oh boy This is bitchen I Flip the switch to Domestic Housewife sharp knifes and measuring cups I reach untop of the stove to Find my Spatula Flip my meat I got cooking check the clock as my buzzer rings I stir the crock *** My onions are suateed My face is melting But cooking relieves me I know that this will all pay off when my friends walk in Super Bowl Sunday Even Jesus would sport sweatpants and his favorite teams Jersey
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Feb 3, 2013
Feb 3, 2013 at 2:56 PM UTC
Super Bowl Sunday
There is a hate spouter named Rush His brain spews great piles of horse mush He thinks that Sarah Is the first female savior But we know that Palin's a bust She lost the race in the last one They’ll lose warming over this past one We poo on her chatter She’s short on gray matter And Limbaugh must truly have none His whole diatribe is a crock But He thinks his candidate’s hot As we know she’s copeless And far beyond hopeless And that’s why we owe Limbaugh a lot So when you bed down on this night Thank God that Rush Limbaugh ain’t bright We’ll smile to remember When cometh November If right wingers followed his flight
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Jan 30, 2011
Jan 30, 2011 at 3:50 PM UTC
Our Ally, Rush Limbaugh [Bashing Rush]