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I think sometimes, about what it means to be transgender. I probe and probe for answers, because as the possibility for a new age of enlightenment and safety increases, the others want to know. I’ve come up with many answers, but I can hold to none. I don’t deserve to paint the definition of a culture with the limited experiences I’ve had. I don’t see myself in the transgender identified people allowed on television. I don’t see myself in the transgender identified people making news feeds and giving high profile interviews. And as my nation’s exposure to our culture increases, likely will their curiosity. Am I transgender? Do I have the right? I’ve heard doctors, psychiatrists, may refuse transgender patients access to hormone therapy based on how dedicated or convincing their portrayal of their identified gender. If you want to be a man or woman, you’ll have to look like the women and men on TV. If you want to be transgender, you’ll have to look like the trans identified people on TV. Every single one of us who has an active role as either participant or observer in our society is prey to the crisis of validity. Am I pretty enough? Am I strong enough? Am I brave enough? Mom enough? Dad enough? Competitive enough? Successful enough? Rich enough? **** enough? Pious enough? It never ends. We’re, as a nation of people, being crushed and compartmentalized by this ever present lens, looming over us, exploiting our weaknesses and fears so it may grow wider, and support itself as it follows us, seemingly forever into the future. And one of the worst fears this camera of existential torment exploits, in most of us every day, is, “Do I have a reflection?” “What does it look like?” “Do I look like me?” What does it mean to be transgender? I can’t get away from that question. But I don’t have an answer. There are varying degrees of anguish, depression, panic, anxiety, and other wonderful emotional states that creep up on you and breathe down your neck nearly every waking day. Absolute contempt for the lie of a life you’ve lived till now, and contempt for the fragments still stuck to you, in memories, attached to your body and mind. Fear of those in your own community who would purposefully humiliate, invalidate, or attack you, choosing their own universal moral code over the innate urge and capacity to support the health and continued well being of another human. A ******* neighbor. A ******* pupil. A ******* employee. A ******* sister, brother, son, daughter, mother, father, cousin, ******* blood. What is being transgender like? By my experiences, it’s just like being anyone else in the country. But with a lot more fear, death, exclusion and medication.
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Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 5:07 AM UTC
What is Transgender?
I think sometimes, about what it means to be transgender. I probe and probe for answers, because as the possibility for a new age of enlightenment and safety increases, the others want to know. I’ve come up with many answers, but I can hold to none. I don’t deserve to paint the definition of a culture with the limited experiences I’ve had. I don’t see myself in the transgender identified people allowed on television. I don’t see myself in the transgender identified people making news feeds and giving high profile interviews. And as my nation’s exposure to our culture increases, likely will their curiosity. Am I transgender? Do I have the right? I’ve heard doctors, psychiatrists, may refuse transgender patients access to hormone therapy based on how dedicated or convincing their portrayal of their identified gender. If you want to be a man or woman, you’ll have to look like the women and men on TV. If you want to be transgender, you’ll have to look like the trans identified people on TV. Every single one of us who has an active role as either participant or observer in our society is prey to the crisis of validity. Am I pretty enough? Am I strong enough? Am I brave enough? Mom enough? Dad enough? Competitive enough? Successful enough? Rich enough? **** enough? Pious enough? It never ends. We’re, as a nation of people, being crushed and compartmentalized by this ever present lens, looming over us, exploiting our weaknesses and fears so it may grow wider, and support itself as it follows us, seemingly forever into the future. And one of the worst fears this camera of existential torment exploits, in most of us every day, is, “Do I have a reflection?” “What does it look like?” “Do I look like me?” What does it mean to be transgender? I can’t get away from that question. But I don’t have an answer. There are varying degrees of anguish, depression, panic, anxiety, and other wonderful emotional states that creep up on you and breathe down your neck nearly every waking day. Absolute contempt for the lie of a life you’ve lived till now, and contempt for the fragments still stuck to you, in memories, attached to your body and mind. Fear of those in your own community who would purposefully humiliate, invalidate, or attack you, choosing their own universal moral code over the innate urge and capacity to support the health and continued well being of another human. A ******* neighbor. A ******* pupil. A ******* employee. A ******* sister, brother, son, daughter, mother, father, cousin, ******* blood. What is being transgender like? By my experiences, it’s just like being anyone else in the country. But with a lot more fear, death, exclusion and medication.
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he came to the door one night wet thin beaten and terrorized a white cross-eyed tailless cat I took him in and fed him and he stayed grew to trust me until a friend drove up the driveway and ran him over I took what was left to a vet who said,"not much chance...give him these pills...his backbone is crushed, but it was crushed before and somehow mended, if he lives he'll never walk, look at these x-rays, he's been shot, look here, the pellets are still there...also, he once had a tail, somebody cut it off..." I took the cat back, it was a hot summer, one of the hottest in decades, I put him on the bathroom floor, gave him water and pills, he wouldn't eat, he wouldn't touch the water, I dipped my finger into it and wet his mouth and I talked to him, I didn't go any- where, I put in a lot of bathroom time and talked to him and gently touched him and he looked back at me with those pale blue crossed eyes and as the days went by he made his first move dragging himself forward by his front legs (the rear ones wouldn't work) he made it to the litter box crawled over and in, it was like the trumpet of possible victory blowing in that bathroom and into the city, I related to that cat-I'd had it bad, not that bad but bad enough one morning he got up, stood up, fell back down and just looked at me. "you can make it," I said to him. he kept trying, getting up falling down, finally he walked a few steps, he was like a drunk, the rear legs just didn't want to do it and he fell again, rested, then got up. you know the rest: now he's better than ever, cross-eyed almost toothless, but the grace is back, and that look in his eyes never left... and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed, shot, runover de-tailed cat and I say,"look, look at this!" but they don't understand, they say something like,"you say you've been influenced by Celine?" "no," I hold the cat up,"by what happens, by things like this, by this, by this!" I shake the cat, hold him up in the smoky and drunken light, he's relaxed he knows... it's then that the interviews end although I am proud sometimes when I see the pictures later and there I am and there is the cat and we are photo- graphed together. he too knows it's ******** but that somehow it all helps.
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The History Of One Tough ************
he came to the door one night wet thin beaten and terrorized a white cross-eyed tailless cat I took him in and fed him and he stayed grew to trust me until a friend drove up the driveway and ran him over I took what was left to a vet who said,"not much chance...give him these pills...his backbone is crushed, but it was crushed before and somehow mended, if he lives he'll never walk, look at these x-rays, he's been shot, look here, the pellets are still there...also, he once had a tail, somebody cut it off..." I took the cat back, it was a hot summer, one of the hottest in decades, I put him on the bathroom floor, gave him water and pills, he wouldn't eat, he wouldn't touch the water, I dipped my finger into it and wet his mouth and I talked to him, I didn't go any- where, I put in a lot of bathroom time and talked to him and gently touched him and he looked back at me with those pale blue crossed eyes and as the days went by he made his first move dragging himself forward by his front legs (the rear ones wouldn't work) he made it to the litter box crawled over and in, it was like the trumpet of possible victory blowing in that bathroom and into the city, I related to that cat-I'd had it bad, not that bad but bad enough one morning he got up, stood up, fell back down and just looked at me. "you can make it," I said to him. he kept trying, getting up falling down, finally he walked a few steps, he was like a drunk, the rear legs just didn't want to do it and he fell again, rested, then got up. you know the rest: now he's better than ever, cross-eyed almost toothless, but the grace is back, and that look in his eyes never left... and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed, shot, runover de-tailed cat and I say,"look, look at this!" but they don't understand, they say something like,"you say you've been influenced by Celine?" "no," I hold the cat up,"by what happens, by things like this, by this, by this!" I shake the cat, hold him up in the smoky and drunken light, he's relaxed he knows... it's then that the interviews end although I am proud sometimes when I see the pictures later and there I am and there is the cat and we are photo- graphed together. he too knows it's ******** but that somehow it all helps.
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Oct 13, 2015
Oct 13, 2015 at 2:37 PM UTC
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Thousands of us were displaced Started careers late Not lucky enough to have had great jobs So we work hard Put ourselves through night school While taking care of family Finally ... Yes, yeah,  whoopee Did it ! Once again completed school Another certificate added to the growing list of achievements. More bills owed to uncle Sam Going on numerous job interviews No one's responding Instead ... All this knowledge stored in your head Current jobs pays minimum wages Those colleges attended; mounting When you try to get ahead  - They hold on to their employments As if, It's Rocket science Looking for younger, greener admits Once AARP comes a knocking on Your door You know they don't want your Expertise anymore What's one to do Still strong, healthy, seasoned Educated, no strings to boot Hopelessly stuck in a world of "We will call you " So at the tender age of fifty Thoughts of starting your own business floats in your head Right Now, back to school For another certificate A chance to use that knowledge Put bread on the table Feel useful Quality of life renewed. JRap /2016
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Sep 22, 2016
Sep 22, 2016 at 1:46 PM UTC
Mid-age Graduate
Here in America, we improvise morgues as needed. in the cafeterias or by the lockers, near the ticket booths, and at the altars. We divvy up the dead. Tally them and report the number like an answer. 13, 20, 49, 58, 6 Every death count a timely national shock. Almost as if our well-televised monthly tragedy was ever anything less than a game of roulette. anything less than a matter of time and time and time again. Covering them each with our bed sheets, we try and stifle it. Do our best to staunch the the sights, the noises, (“just like chairs falling”) the names that keep bleeding out onto our thoughts and tongues, Far too much and too often not to choke on. Here in America, we’ve learned that horror is level-headed. It is debatable. It is pangless. It seeps, deep to the core, perverting with a silent smile. the steady, feverish dread weaving itself into the mundane. the “god help us” annulled by the “respectfully disagreed” the nightmare that lies always just underneath, and just out of mind, Until it insinuates itself Again and again... Here, in America We line the bodies, death slumped, and bled out on the pavement. We arrange them- Side by side. Most are missing things- a hat, a piece of face. one shoe, a dulled pencil (fill in C) phones buzzing on the ground lit up with unread messages (“Please call me”) They are missing- an upcoming 7th birthday party, (Star Wars themed) They are missing- their vacations. their first dates. their college applications. job interviews. kids. fiancées. Lined up lifeless, they are missing far too many things to gather.
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Apr 1, 2019
Apr 1, 2019 at 3:14 PM UTC
Here, in America.
Here in America, we improvise morgues as needed. in the cafeterias or by the lockers, near the ticket booths, and at the altars. We divvy up the dead. Tally them and report the number like an answer. 13, 20, 49, 58, 6 Every death count a timely national shock. Almost as if our well-televised monthly tragedy was ever anything less than a game of roulette. anything less than a matter of time and time and time again. Covering them each with our bed sheets, we try and stifle it. Do our best to staunch the the sights, the noises, (“just like chairs falling”) the names that keep bleeding out onto our thoughts and tongues, Far too much and too often not to choke on. Here in America, we’ve learned that horror is level-headed. It is debatable. It is pangless. It seeps, deep to the core, perverting with a silent smile. the steady, feverish dread weaving itself into the mundane. the “god help us” annulled by the “respectfully disagreed” the nightmare that lies always just underneath, and just out of mind, Until it insinuates itself Again and again... Here, in America We line the bodies, death slumped, and bled out on the pavement. We arrange them- Side by side. Most are missing things- a hat, a piece of face. one shoe, a dulled pencil (fill in C) phones buzzing on the ground lit up with unread messages (“Please call me”) They are missing- an upcoming 7th birthday party, (Star Wars themed) They are missing- their vacations. their first dates. their college applications. job interviews. kids. fiancées. Lined up lifeless, they are missing far too many things to gather.
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I wear the letters NYU sprawled across my chest as my individuality is asphyxiated. Lungs choke under the weight of the added pressure. 
 The thought of college plus my complexion, Equals complexed looks that ponder my intellectually-heightened direction. 

 Will you think a little bit more of me, with my conformity?

 Attempts to better myself meet enough ignorance to even cloud the vision of God. Segregation and alienation cause mental spasms the strength of lightening rods. 


 I guess you're just a product of the environment to which you were exposed. 

 But I'm always trying to fight the stereotype that black people are ultimately foes.

 I am the ant and the kids of rich parents are magnifying glasses. 
 Cremating me with the solar power of son's who were taught that their existence was worth more than mine. 

 I lay motionless, in bottomless quick sand pits, itching to alleviate my stomach stitch, engulfed by set standards that could not be met. 

 I am tired of trying to be what you'd like to see. Astute, respectable, young black man-just so you can approve of me and hopefully think that we are not all "up to no good."

 Say it loud,
I'm black 
 And I'm, Not going to lie, The proud part is kinda hard to say. 
 Because I walk down the street and see my face in the homeless everyday. 

 I fill the prisons and I'm famous when the news reports crime. 
 And when I show up early to interviews, they look confused to see that I, Don’t run on Colored People's Time.

 I don't hate black but I hate the fact that black means that sometimes I have to find alternate routes to success. 

 While other people's roads are already paved, I suffer from all the stress. 


 I try my best but I'm always categorized as less, then a man. 

 And I'm trying to change perceptions but I still feel like a visitor on American land


 And the poor are physically trapped so I relate mentally.
 We both suffer from the oppression and accept the hatred like it was meant to be.


 Society has led you to believe that blacks are not worthy of equality


 But take a long, hard look into my eyes and tell me that you don’t see my humanity.
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May 17, 2013
May 17, 2013 at 1:42 PM UTC
College + Complexion
I wear the letters NYU sprawled across my chest as my individuality is asphyxiated. Lungs choke under the weight of the added pressure. 
 The thought of college plus my complexion, Equals complexed looks that ponder my intellectually-heightened direction. 

 Will you think a little bit more of me, with my conformity?

 Attempts to better myself meet enough ignorance to even cloud the vision of God. Segregation and alienation cause mental spasms the strength of lightening rods. 


 I guess you're just a product of the environment to which you were exposed. 

 But I'm always trying to fight the stereotype that black people are ultimately foes.

 I am the ant and the kids of rich parents are magnifying glasses. 
 Cremating me with the solar power of son's who were taught that their existence was worth more than mine. 

 I lay motionless, in bottomless quick sand pits, itching to alleviate my stomach stitch, engulfed by set standards that could not be met. 

 I am tired of trying to be what you'd like to see. Astute, respectable, young black man-just so you can approve of me and hopefully think that we are not all "up to no good."

 Say it loud,
I'm black 
 And I'm, Not going to lie, The proud part is kinda hard to say. 
 Because I walk down the street and see my face in the homeless everyday. 

 I fill the prisons and I'm famous when the news reports crime. 
 And when I show up early to interviews, they look confused to see that I, Don’t run on Colored People's Time.

 I don't hate black but I hate the fact that black means that sometimes I have to find alternate routes to success. 

 While other people's roads are already paved, I suffer from all the stress. 


 I try my best but I'm always categorized as less, then a man. 

 And I'm trying to change perceptions but I still feel like a visitor on American land


 And the poor are physically trapped so I relate mentally.
 We both suffer from the oppression and accept the hatred like it was meant to be.


 Society has led you to believe that blacks are not worthy of equality


 But take a long, hard look into my eyes and tell me that you don’t see my humanity.
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When you say racism doesn't exist, you are saying one of the most detrimental things you can say in our society. You are saying I know better. You are saying that it is okay. The things that you have experienced and the pain that you have felt is okay. Because I don't think it's real. I don't trust your experiences. I don't believe that you know more about what it is like to be you than I do. I don't care what history has to say. I don't care what you have to say. I don't trust you so your words don't matter to me. I don't trust you so your pictures, videos, interviews don't matter to me. When you say racism doesn't exist... What you're really saying is, "I still can't hear you." And what then won't a person do to be heard?
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Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 7:33 AM UTC
When you say racism doesn't exist.
Moved from my home state. Got a job doing **** I hate. Got five kids between you and I. They are ill tempered sometimes and we are on the fly coming up with ways to handle the stressers of food and shelter. Why... can't we leave today... Enter the fray... the edge of culture... and make our own future? I am caught in the thought of my hands in the dirt and the sweat in your shirt and no relief from the work of growing our own food. Would it be rude to say that I've had enough of the days of "super" markets and moving targets and job interviews that bring hope and then bad news when you find that it will never be enough to sustain even you, alone? And really, what do we own, but ourselves? Can it not be shared instead of set on shelves and hidden away in accounts that have safety nets and passwords and relationships that leave regrets and bridge-burns? Could we be all-for-all? Is it possible?
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Dec 10, 2014
Dec 10, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC
Reflections On The Journey To The Horizon
I never gave interviews There was nothing to say, No one needs to know What I had for breakfast The day I made my mark On an impressionable city. They don't need my opinion, It would just be another color On their palette, and I can't have that. I don't want to see myself Painted on the homes and faces of strangers. I have lived to prove my worth, Not to have it affirmed - Mirrors are not worth their reflections. Mirrors can be vacant. I know my selfishness prevails on them Only while I live. I don't mind. Perhaps when I am gone, They'll look me up. They'll forgive my stinginess When they have me pinned up in a glass case. They will thank Death for transparency, But use my name to save face. At least I will be spared the sight; That's all I have come to expect. I console myself that it won't quite Be me those empty minds reflect. Imagination travels miles with a breath, For that I thank the generosity in Death.
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Apr 25, 2011
Apr 25, 2011 at 4:45 PM UTC
Generosity in Death
viewer discretion is advised. The following program has graphic images that may not be suitable for all audiences The television stains my eyes I can barely see myself in the mirror While steady reporters shed not one tear Don't you see the dead behind you? Don't you feel the pain of their families While you just "tell the story"? 27 dead, most of which young children, in a school shooting The sickness creeps into my bones Its impact rattles my spine Debilitating me, confining me to a stupor Why? Why? Why end such bright futures and presents? Do you not see the damage that you've done? Do you not feel the blood pouring from Your own body? Do you? back to you, overpaid talking man A three minute blurb That's it Hundreds of people have been forever changed Millions more afraid And all you can do is harass them Beg for interviews While they still are in disbelief? But beyond that You show it over and over and over All with the political lean Of your respective stations Could you not stop for once And let mourners mourn?
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Apr 6, 2013
Apr 6, 2013 at 10:27 PM UTC
Viewer Discretion Advised
After a thoroughly enjoyable weekend Which involved watching an animated science fiction thriller Followed by a Football World Cup Final Which turned out to be even more thrilling I had to face the dreaded prospect Of returning to work on a Monday Yes, the notorious villain of the week Which can ensure sleepless nights Even for the strongest souls Well, the day was actually not that bad To begin with, at least After a hot bath Followed by an even hotter cup of filter coffee Prepared by my dear mother, as ever I had a simple breakfast Consisting of a plate of chapatis Mixed with some rather tangy marmalade Thus, I was ready To face the grind of work Or at least, I thought I was The reality turned out to be as different As apples and oranges It started with a few phone calls However, the response was not flattering Thus, I headed to lunch In the hope of making some progress In the second half of the day However, I couldn't have been more wrong The phone calls failed to achieve their purpose As I was unable to obtain slots For the interviews to be scheduled Moreover, I was dealing with multiple stuff At the same time Which proved to be even more difficult Than obtaining a seat in one of the IIMs Time was playing a cat-and-mouse game with me The closer I got to him The more he would evade me As the hours flew by I kept meandering aimlessly Without achieving anything tangible By the time I finally got the hang of work It was already well past 6 PM And I felt as though I had wasted more time Than a certain Sunil Gavaskar had done In his infamous innings of 36 not out, off 175 ***** In the inaugural 1975 Cricket World Cup Thus, I was thoroughly relieved When the day finally ended Returning to work on a Monday Especially after a thoroughly enjoyable weekend Is never good Full stop
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Dec 19, 2022
Dec 19, 2022 at 10:59 AM UTC
Returning To Work On A Monday
After a thoroughly enjoyable weekend Which involved watching an animated science fiction thriller Followed by a Football World Cup Final Which turned out to be even more thrilling I had to face the dreaded prospect Of returning to work on a Monday Yes, the notorious villain of the week Which can ensure sleepless nights Even for the strongest souls Well, the day was actually not that bad To begin with, at least After a hot bath Followed by an even hotter cup of filter coffee Prepared by my dear mother, as ever I had a simple breakfast Consisting of a plate of chapatis Mixed with some rather tangy marmalade Thus, I was ready To face the grind of work Or at least, I thought I was The reality turned out to be as different As apples and oranges It started with a few phone calls However, the response was not flattering Thus, I headed to lunch In the hope of making some progress In the second half of the day However, I couldn't have been more wrong The phone calls failed to achieve their purpose As I was unable to obtain slots For the interviews to be scheduled Moreover, I was dealing with multiple stuff At the same time Which proved to be even more difficult Than obtaining a seat in one of the IIMs Time was playing a cat-and-mouse game with me The closer I got to him The more he would evade me As the hours flew by I kept meandering aimlessly Without achieving anything tangible By the time I finally got the hang of work It was already well past 6 PM And I felt as though I had wasted more time Than a certain Sunil Gavaskar had done In his infamous innings of 36 not out, off 175 ***** In the inaugural 1975 Cricket World Cup Thus, I was thoroughly relieved When the day finally ended Returning to work on a Monday Especially after a thoroughly enjoyable weekend Is never good Full stop
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Once I met a platypus; I took her to my heart. We held hands by the lake at night, And flew kites in the park. We drank red wine by moonlight, And closer, by degrees, Expressed our deepest feelings; Explored our fantasies. And then, as these things happen, There came a happy day: We took an ad out in The Times Announcing progeny. But outrage at the outcome - Our beloved platy-pups - Was front page in the tabloids! What was the platy-fuss? We gave the papers interviews, We gave our truth and trust - But still my Love was slandered Just for being oviparous! We formed an equal rights group. We founded charities. To educate, to celebrate Our ovi-parity! We swore a solemn, binding oath, Between the two of us The Wedding feast and party was Quite monatrematous! Uncle Mallangong was tearful; Aunt Echidna was abeam: The Boondaburra “Moonwalking” Was something to be seen! There were Joeys sloshed on cider, Wombats smoking **** Emus snogging at the bar - Koalas wild on speed! For sickness, health; for poorer, Or for great prosperity; I will love and hold and cherish, Through all adversity, My nondarwinian lover; My mutant, duck-billed Queen! My unconventional ****** My monotreme – my dream!
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Jun 3, 2013
Jun 3, 2013 at 3:41 PM UTC
Once Upon A Platypus
The writer is                                                               bound by the Oedipus                                           cauldron stewing          can't relax                           --all women are mine--                                                                  but this doesn't stop the bloating bubbles.                      But the writer did not invent Wonderlandia                --no double-sided tape or wrong number or sloppy poetics.                               Wonderlandia was born from the ***** of the stars                                                          --our fathers,                               and the void of space,                                                      --our mother's womb. the writer                                              was busy staring at the girls that walked by                                         ditch diggers for renovations on Euphoria.                 The hippies are disappointed in this current Wonderlandia,    or they would be.                                Their dreams had dirt in the mud,                 they walked upon.                Our Woodstock                                                                 is celebrity interviews,                                                                 reservations failing,                                                                 political satires--the last ring of change              sold at five cents a word. Period. the writer                                         says it understands and writes:                       "Sticks shaped from elitism                         rare.                         Usually a vibe too brittle,                         breaking in battle.                         The bass thundered robins.                         The snare's firearm stabled the swift,                         electrifying beat.                         The brass was addiction                         to the crowd's ears.                         All before the elitism was born,                         a symphony was constructed in the drug's head." the writer                                 knows about D. A. Levy and his revolution,                   we all felt that voice, so the writer replies:                                "Did you hear about the John Lennon poser                                  waving his gun on TV?                                  While listening to the Beatles, you                                  sit and watch the vagabond cry.                                  He says, "Counter-culture is dead, entombed                                  in a metal casket.                                  We need a new flame. Those watching TV                                  get your hands out of the basket." the writer walks with grandma Alice by lakes, thrilling dementia "Don't tell me what taurine and caffeine can do to my heart. I can have alligators in my rib meat eating away at bone marrow. High? That's your question? Hi...I am a float in a useless pond bordered by malnourished trees. By the love of hell you better not fertilize those ****** trees because if I die the alligator of my ribs will dine and take your **** girlfriend straight to the vet. I thank you for asking though." the writer misses the syrup in the tree completely I am not your beatnik or future idol--burn your 1970's classrooms away.
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 6:49 PM UTC
When dreams had dirt
The writer is                                                               bound by the Oedipus                                           cauldron stewing          can't relax                           --all women are mine--                                                                  but this doesn't stop the bloating bubbles.                      But the writer did not invent Wonderlandia                --no double-sided tape or wrong number or sloppy poetics.                               Wonderlandia was born from the ***** of the stars                                                          --our fathers,                               and the void of space,                                                      --our mother's womb. the writer                                              was busy staring at the girls that walked by                                         ditch diggers for renovations on Euphoria.                 The hippies are disappointed in this current Wonderlandia,    or they would be.                                Their dreams had dirt in the mud,                 they walked upon.                Our Woodstock                                                                 is celebrity interviews,                                                                 reservations failing,                                                                 political satires--the last ring of change              sold at five cents a word. Period. the writer                                         says it understands and writes:                       "Sticks shaped from elitism                         rare.                         Usually a vibe too brittle,                         breaking in battle.                         The bass thundered robins.                         The snare's firearm stabled the swift,                         electrifying beat.                         The brass was addiction                         to the crowd's ears.                         All before the elitism was born,                         a symphony was constructed in the drug's head." the writer                                 knows about D. A. Levy and his revolution,                   we all felt that voice, so the writer replies:                                "Did you hear about the John Lennon poser                                  waving his gun on TV?                                  While listening to the Beatles, you                                  sit and watch the vagabond cry.                                  He says, "Counter-culture is dead, entombed                                  in a metal casket.                                  We need a new flame. Those watching TV                                  get your hands out of the basket." the writer walks with grandma Alice by lakes, thrilling dementia "Don't tell me what taurine and caffeine can do to my heart. I can have alligators in my rib meat eating away at bone marrow. High? That's your question? Hi...I am a float in a useless pond bordered by malnourished trees. By the love of hell you better not fertilize those ****** trees because if I die the alligator of my ribs will dine and take your **** girlfriend straight to the vet. I thank you for asking though." the writer misses the syrup in the tree completely I am not your beatnik or future idol--burn your 1970's classrooms away.
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In the morning the mist arises but some will say it is yesterday's hubris. I dont have an attic to wayleigh communications or require windows to twitch gingham curtains so the deep chill void remains. A debutante passed by my uncut grass but she was no better served, a dream interview with ******* Club turned sour, this time of year. At least she hasn't endless dealership openings or humoured the word "exhilarating" in interviews when inventing a rich Stepfather. Like me there be few visitors. Thirty  stubborn years will pass but at least she know the meaning. The pride of the morning.
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Apr 24, 2012
Apr 24, 2012 at 4:11 PM UTC
Pride of the Morning
Dear Mr. President This is a letter from me to you. There are many who are displeased with you....but I'm actually quite proud of you. You helped the automotive industry get back on track......even though you had the naysayers upon your back. I feel many people put too much of the blame on you.....especially when there are other's involved. You can't achieve success alone....you need a team. Just like Dr.King.... I know you also have a dream. I recall your visit to my state and eventually my city. You blessed my neighborhood with your presence. I saw people of different ethnicities standing as one. Everyone was smiling even the sun. You bellowed words of inspiration into the mike. My family was gathered on the sidewalk and for once everything seemed to be alright. I like how you are just a regular guy and love to play ball. I admire the fact that you get to play with the superstars who will eventually enter the Hall of Fame. Your name has been etched in history .....I'm honored because I never thought I would see this in my lifetime. An African American giving The State of the Union Address in primetime and granting interviews on Nightline. I love the example of marriage and fatherhood that is on display. It is often stated that "we" don't commit and are dead beat dads.....from what I've witnessed you aren't doing bad. Thank you for the positive image you have provided me.....it's a form of motivation for me. I saw a picture where you had your feet on the desk and you were on the phone....but I knew that you were a hard worker from the hole in the bottom of your shoe. You were about the people and walked where we lived..... not in Hollywood or Rodeo Drive with your finger in the air doing your redition of ' Staying Alive." Mr. President...the thing that really gets me upset....is the blatant form of disrespect. They continue to call you by your last name....You earned the title of President yet they deliberately leave it out. I often hear Mr. Obama or Barack.....how is this cool when you are obviously on the clock. They showed respect to President Clinton and George Bush.....both of them even though he tried to steal a whole state....but no one will discuss that issue.....I guess I'm a few years too late. You are highly educated and intelligent more than the media would like to say. I'll make sure to add you to my list of leaders when I pray. Thank you President Obama for the example you have been. I believe that you deserve the opportunity to do it again. Sincerely.......a struggling poet.
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Oct 8, 2012
Oct 8, 2012 at 1:09 PM UTC
My Letter to the President
Dear Mr. President This is a letter from me to you. There are many who are displeased with you....but I'm actually quite proud of you. You helped the automotive industry get back on track......even though you had the naysayers upon your back. I feel many people put too much of the blame on you.....especially when there are other's involved. You can't achieve success alone....you need a team. Just like Dr.King.... I know you also have a dream. I recall your visit to my state and eventually my city. You blessed my neighborhood with your presence. I saw people of different ethnicities standing as one. Everyone was smiling even the sun. You bellowed words of inspiration into the mike. My family was gathered on the sidewalk and for once everything seemed to be alright. I like how you are just a regular guy and love to play ball. I admire the fact that you get to play with the superstars who will eventually enter the Hall of Fame. Your name has been etched in history .....I'm honored because I never thought I would see this in my lifetime. An African American giving The State of the Union Address in primetime and granting interviews on Nightline. I love the example of marriage and fatherhood that is on display. It is often stated that "we" don't commit and are dead beat dads.....from what I've witnessed you aren't doing bad. Thank you for the positive image you have provided me.....it's a form of motivation for me. I saw a picture where you had your feet on the desk and you were on the phone....but I knew that you were a hard worker from the hole in the bottom of your shoe. You were about the people and walked where we lived..... not in Hollywood or Rodeo Drive with your finger in the air doing your redition of ' Staying Alive." Mr. President...the thing that really gets me upset....is the blatant form of disrespect. They continue to call you by your last name....You earned the title of President yet they deliberately leave it out. I often hear Mr. Obama or Barack.....how is this cool when you are obviously on the clock. They showed respect to President Clinton and George Bush.....both of them even though he tried to steal a whole state....but no one will discuss that issue.....I guess I'm a few years too late. You are highly educated and intelligent more than the media would like to say. I'll make sure to add you to my list of leaders when I pray. Thank you President Obama for the example you have been. I believe that you deserve the opportunity to do it again. Sincerely.......a struggling poet.
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I am one of those guys Who are reticent at first But open up, as you get to know them And once you've loosened my tongue There's no stopping me As I will go on and on Till you die of boredom Jokes apart, I am autistic Which means that I may struggle When it comes to social interaction And can often be absent-minded However, on the brighter side My long-term memory is really good And autism doesn't impact my work in the slightest I am a good listener too You can trust me with secrets And I'll take them to the grave Without a second thought You may mock me as much as you like But lay a finger on my close friends And I will send you back to your maker!! On that warning note It's time for me to wrap up this little monologue However, if you've attended job interviews You would know that they usually begin like this "Tell me about yourself" Well, if you want a suitable answer Then use this poem of mine as a reference Just joking, don't even think of doing that!!
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Mar 11, 2023
Mar 11, 2023 at 12:44 PM UTC
"Tell Me About Yourself"
fake interviews with fake people. the wording lures them from the fattening of babies who talk early. my silent uncle dying on a bed was asked if he had any first words. I was going to slice bread but pointed the knife at my ear hole, held it with my left, and slammed it in with my right. a man writes a song and sings it to the belly he thinks houses a son. his daughter stops a bullet from bruising his wife’s spine and is delivered unmolested but in high school begins to smell like gunpowder. she joins the KKK but doesn’t tell the KKK. I wake up behind the wheel of a car just in time to kiss the driver’s neck and the driver makes a fish face so horribly a child giggles in hell and pretty soon.
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Oct 9, 2013
Oct 9, 2013 at 8:13 PM UTC
contagion
I told them, “I don’t feel sorry for Robin Williams. He lived it. Coke-fueled, bearded trickster of ****** Well traveled and well versed, raging into worlds Physical and ephemeral, like a ghostly bull Goring mortals to unfeel the estoques Sunk deep into his vital corpse.” I had a friend who blew his brains out While his parents were watching tv in the living room And another who rented a room at the Marriott Then hung himself off the shower-rod Both early 20s You won’t see them on the big screen Or hear their witty banter on interviews Chic celebs won’t eulogize them On “Extra”, “TMZ”, or “Access Hollywood” No 2 minute montages At award shows, while tuxes and gowns float Clapping in ovation behind the shimmering façade Of golden statues They got a few lines in an obituary, in A7 Those who knew them will speak in hushed euphemisms No one daring to whisper “suicide” As if it’s the ****** Mary of deaths Like walking under a ladder, or breaking a mirror The mirror containing, like smoke, the future The jagged shards reflecting moonlight faintly I love them all the same
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Jun 11, 2015
Jun 11, 2015 at 7:14 PM UTC
A7
It all began as an observation, a mere innocent study, to watch people in cars, from cars. First, the tired workers, who glared and stared in the road in front, who slumped in their seats, who held the steering wheels in a glum manner, who had dark circles under their eyes, who had cans of beers at the back seat, tired, weary, drained, exhausted,spent. The cheeky children, who yelled at their siblings, who wrestled with siblings, who sat listening to lectures, who texted with their phones, who went tippy tappy with their laptops, who ignored the world; reading, innocent, busy adolescents. Of course, there are mothers, who glance at their sleepy children every few minutes, who smile at their babies dotingly, who gave loud lectures to kids, who smoked cigars, who was on the phone,or was just driving ahead, loving, fussy, unleisured. There were the out-going, who head-banged furiously to booming music, who sang aloud to radio, who chatted enthusiasticly with passengers, who smiled the whole way through the journey, who stuck their hands out to feel the wind, who had nothing to worry about, free, wonderful, liberated, loose. Also, some were fretful, who needed to visit hospitals, who had their heart broken, who got rejected at interviews, who lost someone, who is obviously in anxiety, who were simply drunk, worrysome, tired, sad. And then there's me, who had nothing better to do, than to watch and observe, and felt many things should be changed, eccentric, weird.
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May 23, 2013
May 23, 2013 at 3:37 AM UTC
People In Cars
It all began as an observation, a mere innocent study, to watch people in cars, from cars. First, the tired workers, who glared and stared in the road in front, who slumped in their seats, who held the steering wheels in a glum manner, who had dark circles under their eyes, who had cans of beers at the back seat, tired, weary, drained, exhausted,spent. The cheeky children, who yelled at their siblings, who wrestled with siblings, who sat listening to lectures, who texted with their phones, who went tippy tappy with their laptops, who ignored the world; reading, innocent, busy adolescents. Of course, there are mothers, who glance at their sleepy children every few minutes, who smile at their babies dotingly, who gave loud lectures to kids, who smoked cigars, who was on the phone,or was just driving ahead, loving, fussy, unleisured. There were the out-going, who head-banged furiously to booming music, who sang aloud to radio, who chatted enthusiasticly with passengers, who smiled the whole way through the journey, who stuck their hands out to feel the wind, who had nothing to worry about, free, wonderful, liberated, loose. Also, some were fretful, who needed to visit hospitals, who had their heart broken, who got rejected at interviews, who lost someone, who is obviously in anxiety, who were simply drunk, worrysome, tired, sad. And then there's me, who had nothing better to do, than to watch and observe, and felt many things should be changed, eccentric, weird.
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Let me make a claim That nothing is priceless because four hundred dollars could make anyone smile a human life wont be saved if it costs six and a half trillion your heart could sell for ten thousand and your body could sell for ten dollars or a million you "sell" yourself at interviews we say we are worthless we say we are priceless yet both of those claims are wrong
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Apr 2, 2013
Apr 2, 2013 at 11:42 PM UTC
Priceless
I always thought making lasagna, is like a religious experience for me. And it is I mean, it's always different depending, on what I have, for meat or no meat, and vegetables, and cheeses, You can use cream cheese, gruyere and cheddar believe it or not, definitely need mozzarella though, haha, All those epic lasagnas I've made, geez, amazing what I've learned, NO failures, ever, and so many lessons in leftovers, appreciating the depth of flavors the gifts of the day, and those yummy memories, emmmm, boy. When you can pause, a -second- to appreciate the finer things in life, like this here leftover lasagna. It might be what makes you a good chef, I don't know, But it sure is better next day. Cherie Nolan © 2016
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Dec 31, 2016
Dec 31, 2016 at 12:12 PM UTC
Interviews With A Chef - Leftover Lessons
She likes fashion and interviews. I like getting lost. Sometimes she grabs my bulge, as she drinks from an aluminum flask. She told me to rhyme something with 'flask'. I said, "Fine. In your life, you've been wearing a mask. But I can see. And you can see. They can't see. That you are a detached, blond doll and your back is against the wall, as I kiss your neck until you're dead." She said to rhyme something with 'dead'. I said, "Fine. You ********** in my head. And it's quarrelsome that they don't see that you're numb. I'd pull on your lip, with my teeth. Dig my hand between your legs. Just to make you feel. Just to make you feel. And I study your hairbrush to see that there are too much strands of memories from melodies that lay dormant in ballrooms and scented kisses that drip of the misses in your life and mine." She said **** me with your words. I refused because I'd rather watch her bloom in my dreams than the seams of a fiber noose that rings loose the bell in your neck that sounds until birds fly and we die- You look at me, "Home."
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 12:57 AM UTC
Patricia Arquette
Welcome to the Federal Emergency Management Agency Crowd controling ↑Exit here safely Caution conscious doors open abruptly Please do not block the doors pathway Where have i drove? I think i made a wrong turn back on Bohemian Grove Disabled to able let yourself wake up Embedded ability of endless disabilities Another general relief grief Do not pay attention to me Be aware and beware when the wilderness cries The ground breaks caused by earthquakes Your life spins away for tornado sake No i dont hold ******* to melts your hearts pain No i dont have marijuana so you can procrastinate No i aint got opiates for your appropriate dosage Say goodbye to anxiety we've made our arrival to sobriety Interviews and insights of inside lies Secret mysteries of the practices of Freemasonry Symbol revealing ritual deceiving Alternate aura while i talk at my altar Trespass into my chamber of reflecting The body of a text in order to preserve its meaning Take forth my poetry of conspiracies Note the noetic scientific technique The attempts to extend your human abilities with a little parapsychology
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Jan 31, 2015
Jan 31, 2015 at 5:28 PM UTC
Department Of Recreation
Yesterday was my father’s 60th birthday so I called him. How many times have I heard tears of joy at the end of a receiver? I don’t know how to answer these things, I do not have a response to my own age sadness nor my father’s. I told him I had class and hung up. Sometimes, I wonder why god does not give me a phone call. It seems everyone has been hearing from him lately and I wonder if it is because I do not brush my teeth in the morning or if it is because I spit on Ricky’s pants in third grade. He called me foxy I just wanted to be human. Do you think people are ghosts until they speak their mind? Look at Anne Frank and Michael Jackson- They are the closest things to humans I can find when I look in gutters and radio signals (I don’t find much there) I bet you’re the type of person who looks in between couch cushions and finds job interviews and an always loving mother who will never forget to pack you a lunch and will always remember the exact time of your birthday or your soccer schedule I bet you and god talk on a regular basis You are the type that I wish the best of luck to out of respect but never necessity and you tell me my eyelids are too heavy and I should stop ironing out my poetry I want to write you a letter and dot all of the eyes with hearts but I don’t mean to be ****** at all, I’m sorry I just miss feeling as good as my first kiss which wasn’t very good but I am running out of firsts and last is my least favorite word in the dictionary Tonight I will try calling god, but my roommate will pick up the phone and instead I will crawl into an envelope and wait, wait-- I hope this is not something that will disappoint you
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Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 2:14 AM UTC
No, You Hang Up
Yesterday was my father’s 60th birthday so I called him. How many times have I heard tears of joy at the end of a receiver? I don’t know how to answer these things, I do not have a response to my own age sadness nor my father’s. I told him I had class and hung up. Sometimes, I wonder why god does not give me a phone call. It seems everyone has been hearing from him lately and I wonder if it is because I do not brush my teeth in the morning or if it is because I spit on Ricky’s pants in third grade. He called me foxy I just wanted to be human. Do you think people are ghosts until they speak their mind? Look at Anne Frank and Michael Jackson- They are the closest things to humans I can find when I look in gutters and radio signals (I don’t find much there) I bet you’re the type of person who looks in between couch cushions and finds job interviews and an always loving mother who will never forget to pack you a lunch and will always remember the exact time of your birthday or your soccer schedule I bet you and god talk on a regular basis You are the type that I wish the best of luck to out of respect but never necessity and you tell me my eyelids are too heavy and I should stop ironing out my poetry I want to write you a letter and dot all of the eyes with hearts but I don’t mean to be ****** at all, I’m sorry I just miss feeling as good as my first kiss which wasn’t very good but I am running out of firsts and last is my least favorite word in the dictionary Tonight I will try calling god, but my roommate will pick up the phone and instead I will crawl into an envelope and wait, wait-- I hope this is not something that will disappoint you
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The snow melts to reveal sad assortments of garbage Strewn along the sidewalks like a ***** bricolage The geese occupy our emptying quad Each is a blessed sign from your god The early bird rises far before the dawn Bragging in bird-tongue about his perfect lawn Global warming shows its ugly face And the weather becomes a temperamental disgrace Moving trucks and vans headed toward the interchange Each summer my peers look forward to happy change To work or not to work, that is the question But often work is more than just a suggestion April is the time of transitions The time of decisions Move from brain to body From student to entry-level nobody It’s nice work if you can get it But every year I forget it Wait until the last minute Get hired just in time to quit Exams and singing Farewells and resume printing Interviews and bargaining All these things remind me of spring Longing glances across the fluorescent lights of the store I long with everything I have for him to cross the floor Every year we interact but nothing more But every year I hope the power goes out so I can be his ***** Well, roll up your sleeves It’s time to produce! Five months away from the tuition-grabbing thieves So there’s absolutely no excuse!
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May 4, 2012
May 4, 2012 at 7:19 PM UTC
April's Curse