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Hamlet's Toilet ProblemsTo **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: / Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer / The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings
@edna-sweetlove33
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****To expel intestinal gases through the **** / The definition makes it sound kinda heinous. / Whether you pass wind or pass gas,
@allen-wilbert29
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A **** For All MankindI heard the world's loudest **** today / It echoed round the town enough to say / *"I am a **** of great renown and fame,
@edna-sweetlove20
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A puppy's christmasT'was the night before Christmas / The gifts were all wrapped / When the smell, well...it hit me
@roger-turner52
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****I am not drunk / and / I am still good at keeping
@ochre18
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BeesThe bees don't care what you say, / The bees go their own way. / Don't be like a monkey,
@MisfitOfSociety35
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MovementsMost movements / Begin with an idea: / Some,
@francie-lynch6
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The ****The **** / Is like my heart / So dark
@april-ison4
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Dog FartsThere just isn't enough febreeze / to rid the room of the haze / Of a dog **** strong and silent
@roger-turner32
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The Soul Of SpainIn the rain in the rain in the rain in the rain in Spain. / Does it rain in Spain? / Oh yes my dear on the contrary and there are no bull fights.
Ernest Hemingway48
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Young ****The man at the bar / He is a young **** / He's got years on his slate
@luci-sunbird23
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I non Qyou sowed this **** into my brain... / why do you even "think" / that i want... you?
@removed.polaroid-scrabble105
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**** AttackThey came in the night- unannounced / Seering pain that tore my heart / This is it, I,m going to die
@heidi4
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**** jokefoundational fluctuation / as flatulence is introduced / that’s right
@s-lyman-temple27
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**Don't Mess with a 85 Year Old Man**Did you just call me ugly? / How blind could you be? / Don't you know that I got God inside of me?
@claude-robert-hill-iv45
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poetry readingspoetry readings have to be some of the saddest / ****** things ever, / the gathering of the clansmen and clanladies,
Charles Bukowski49
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Two Friends at a Movie-- for my friend, JoanneFriend one: / Reads "Rotten Tomatoes" / Always early, parks in a handicap zone
@elizabeth-balise71
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The Fat *******He lived under his mother roof, and / every morning he gobbled down her food / until his stomach was sickly full.
@kypros-koutsokoumnis15
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The ****So big this tiny hole opens up / And the sound blasts out so abrupt / The stench suffocates the breathing
@lady-francis13
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PuppyHe lies by the road, / this little creature I love, / With eyes that can weaken a heart,
@gunjan20
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Nicknames Nobody Has Ever Called MeTodd Totally Toad / Finger Smell McGee / E-I-E-I **** You
@brycical17
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Happy Being Single DayNo card for me / Lies on the mat / No roses or chocolate heart
@Pixievic7
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Nostril ****Man at the station did this thing / still laughing now / he did this thing
@paul-hardwick8
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GrumpyThey say it is an art / It keeps me quite apart / It's never seen as good
@andy-fardell26
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