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Clone re Eatery Feb 2015
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What is little Lóg made óf?

What is little Lóg made óf?
What is little Lóg made óf?
Inadequate
And lack óf a wit
That's what little Lóg's made óf.

What is little Thee made óf?
What is little Thee made óf?
Subpar and dreck
A pain in the neck
That's what little Thee's made óf.

What is little I made óf?
What is little I made óf?
Mediócre
Ón-line próvóker
That's what is little I's made óf.

What is Carvó's art made óf?
What is Carvó's art made óf?
Mónótónes
Óf egó, full blówn
That's what Carvó's art's made óf.


*CrE aka Trollminator
(with apologies to Little Boys and Little Girls)
The last in a series of infantile nursery rhymes for the
sub-juvenile
Trivial Trinity: "Thee", "Carvó" & "I"
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Simple Carvó


Simple Carvó met a Larvó
near nórth Bedlam square.
Says Simple Carvó tó the Larvó
Inspire me if yóu dare!

Says the Larvó tó Simple Carvó
I ónly deal in dreck.
Says Simple Carvó tó the Larvó
"I's" dung, só what the heck!



*CrE aka Trollminator
(with apologies to Simple Simon)
The twelfth in a series of infantile nursery rhymes for the sub-juvenile
Trivial Trinity: "Thee", "Carvó" & "I"
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Little Lóg Carvó


Little Lóg Carvó

crept like a larvó

trailing Thee's egó in dreck.

And nót lóng thereafter

the muck óózed with laughter…

yes, leaving Lóg Carvó a wreck!


*CrE aka Trollminator
(with apologies to Miss Muffet and the Spider)
The eleventh in a series of infantile nursery rhymes for the sub-juvenile
Trivial Trinity: "Thee", "Carvó" & "I"
Clone re Eatery Feb 2015
How To Know How to Crów*

I only know…
how to crów…
and for that matter how snot to blów...
to flush Thee's I lids, filled with sóót…
and trample others underfoot…
and swizzle Lóg's inadequate mediocrity in beer…
and discontent so insincere…
to bake a subpar leaking **** insult…
of the egómania egó cult…
as self-serving accolade…
and act the quade, though never laid…
and dig a swirling dreck cascade…
as Carvó's paintings quickly die and fade…
within Thee's stinking I parade…
for three art and two art and one art for zero art...
We (I and Thee) can only obsess to tear HP apart.


Original ('How To Know Not To Know') by:  Thee Artiste aka Logbrain Crappó
Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator
This is the tenth in a series of reconstructions of the drivel of "Thee Artiste" aka Logbrain Crappó which has been previously posted on HP.

True, nothing could possibly make Thee's mindless nonsense less lousy, but at least it can be put into a neater, though still steaming, pile...
Clone re Eatery Jan 2015
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Sizzle Sizzle Dumb-pling


Sizzle sizzle dumb-pling,

Lóg, lóng góne,

zapped his head with electródes ón.

Skull half fried made brain bóuillón

Sizzle sizzle dumb-pling,

Lóg, lóng góne!



*CrE aka Trollminator
(with apologies to John and the Dumpling)
The tenth in a series of infantile nursery rhymes about the
sub-juvenile
Trivial-Trinity: "Thee", "Carvó" & "I"
Clone re Eatery Jan 2015
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Bah, Bah Crappó


Bah, bah Crappó

Have yóu any gruel?

"Yes sir, yes sir. Dreck and stóól.

Sóme fróm Thee master

And sóme fróm Lógbrain

But meds fróm the men in white

Whó knów "I's" insane."


*CrE aka Trollminator
(with apologies to the Black Sheep)
The ninth in a series of infantile nursery rhymes about the
sub-juvenile
Trivial-Trinity: "Thee", "Carvó" & "I"
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