If I don't have to answer a text
I won't look at it
That way,
My phone continues to tell me
That I have a message
And I feel a little less alone,
Like someone actually
Wants to talk to me

I count my notebooks
Every morning
Before school
Even if I haven't touched them all night
Just to be extra sure

I smile when I'm sad
Just to look happy
For everyone out there
Even when the best thing
To do
Would be to cry my eyes out

I have a lot
Of silly habits

Am I ... alone ... ???
to be ... sick of these texts ... !!!

NOT ... text in books ... !!!
but ... telephone texts ... !?!

Text me this ...Text me that
if you text ... i'll text back

This texting ... has got people ...
Fighting like ... " Cats " ... !!!

If you're ... gonna send texts
Try ... READING ... my text ...
Before ... getting upset ... !!!

cos the words of my text
are making you ... " FRET " ... !!!

Or ... in the case of my ex ...
" Maybe " ... getting you wet ... ?!?

Here's how my text went....

"Okay if it suits
but i'm still loving you !
Kiss Kiss, from your lips,
to your, beautiful ****,
and finally kisses,
all over your **** !
Babe i'm missing you still
but distance for sure
is a real bitter pill !"

the reply that iI got was simply ...

... " F* Off ! " ...

Now this was a shock !!!
but ... not to my ... socks ... !!!

More ...
A feeling of ... HEAT ... !!!
cos maybe ... my text
made my ex ... start to leak ... ???

Now girls ...
Don't be ... Wetting ...
bedcovers ... or sheets ...
cos' words that i'm using
DEFINE ... " ****** Peaks " ... !!!

It's merely a ... Text ...
that got my ex ... VEX ... !!!
but why ... ???
cos my words ...
referred to her ... chest ...
Her Chest ... was the ... BEST ... !!!!!

" Natural DD's "

HELL YES ... it was nice ...
when I gave them a squeeze ... !!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes ... having *** ...
made my chest start to .... " Wheeze " .... !!!!!

But now ... She's Flown ...
like a bird ... on a breeze ...

So now i'm ... " Enjoying " ...
My Own ... company ...

Doing ...

WHAT I PLEASE ... !!!!!

cos' fellas ... You Know ...
Most Girls ... give you ... " GRIEF " ... !!!!!!

That's something ... a woman ...
Will give you for ... FREE ... !!!!!!!!!!!

So texting is something
I DON'T ... want to see ... !!!
cos' women ... now use it ...
like ... Woods uses tees ... !!!!

to .... SMASH ....
Your new golf ball
right into ... " The Trees " ... !!!!!
and then you're all ... lost ... ?!?
like a ... " Helpless Puppy " ...

... " Wondering " ...

"Where the hell can that nice ***** be ?!?"

Trust me ... when I say this
I LOVE ... A Female ...

But ....
when texts ... set sail ...
it's like trying to read
A ... half written ... e-mail ... !?!

Some men are the same !!!

You send them a text ...
to arrange a ... golf game ...
but they send one back
on a ... Different Subject ... ???

I wonder if ... these dummies
know their own name !!!!!

Yet again ...
This is ... TRUE ... !!!

So .....
What would you do ... ?

if you texted a girl
you'd sexed like a **** ... !!!
having lied to your girl
cos' you ... " thought " ...
You were ... " Smart " ...

Now the little minx ... KNEW ... !!!
Your coup and ... " Played Cool " ...
Until she .... REALISED
she was ... " Falling for you " ... !!!

Then the ...
" Texting War " ... starts ... !!!
You drift ..................................... far apart
then ... one day you text ...
but her ... form of reply ...
is a lone ... " Question Mark " ... ?

It's like ...
They'd rather ... DIE ... ?!?
than give a ... " Reply " ...

Girls use this ... as if ...
it's their ... " O2 Supply " ... !?!

but reply ... just in time ...
to remain ... "in your mind" ...

See ......
These are the girls ...
I DON'T ... want to find ... !!!!!
cos' actions like this ...
now leave me ... " Perplexed " ... ???

and women like this ...
... " REALLY " ...
Make Me ... VEX ... !!!!!!!

See ... this is what happens ...
So now you're like ... WHAT ... !?!

But ....

What do you say ?
to someone who ... uses ...
" Texting " ... in this way ...

The *** was ... GREAT FUN ... !!!
but the end ... WASN'T GREAT ... !!!!

But this is what happens
when you play ... " Away Games " ... !!!!!

So Yes ... I CONFESS ... !!!
I have a ... " Complex " ...
About ... mobile phones ....
and what's ... " Coming Next " ... !!!!!

Technology's ... KILLING ...
The Art of ... " Straight Talk " ... !!!!!

Things used to be ... CLEAR ...
when text ... Wasn't Here ... !!!!!

But now that it's come ...
I'm now ... " On The Run " ... !!!
from people who like ...
to ... "hide behind texts" ...
and women ... who'd rather ...
send texts ... than have ... *** ... ?!?

cos' i've now ... had ... ENOUGH ...
of ... " Duff Stuff " ... !?!

sent by ....

..... " Text " ....

I really just want you to tell me you miss me
I want you to tell me that you want me back
Even though you are the one who ****** up

And then I'm going to front like I don't want you anymore
When I do,
I want you to fight for me and tell me how sorry you are
And that we could work out if I just gave you one more chance
I'll give you that chance
Hell, I'll even give you 3 more after that
Because I want us to be something

I want you
I miss you
But I couldn't even get that in a drunk text

"Our song came on the radio yesterday and for the first time, I didn't roll down my windows or turn it all the way up or sing along. I forced myself to turn it off."
"I washed your sweatshirt after sleeping in it for so many nights so it wouldn't smell like you anymore and I boxed it up to put in the top of my closet, out of sight."
"Remember when we went to the beach and kept snapping photos? I finally burned them yesterday. I watched as the flames burned out, just like we did."
"Our anniversary passed, and I didn't feel empty like I did the month before. It only took me four months."
"I'm deleting your contact out of my phone so I won't feel tempted to text you when I lie awake at night thinking about what we used to be. I guess I'll be doing you a favor, seeing as you don't care about the past us like I do."
"I hope you're happy with her, because after all this time I'm finally happier without you."

I could tell you that it's 4 am and I’ve been reading through our old texts and that I still miss you.

But the truth is,
It's only 8 pm, and I'm really tired
and I've erased your texts long ago.
The only thing I have to remember you is my memory
And we both know is not good at all

1/19/15
4:03 AM: why did you stop caring about me?

1/22/15
11:46 PM: I've been so alone.

1/25/15
3:27 PM: you can't give me advice about staying sober when you are always high.
3:29 PM: i don't think you'll ever understand how bad this hurts.
3:30 PM: you don't understand how badly I've been hurting.
3:30 PM: you don't know how bad you hurt me.
3:31 PM: you tore me apart.

1/26/15
4:21 PM: do you ever scratch your scrub your skin until you bleed?
4:31 PM: sometimes i feel like i'll never make it out...

1/28/15
5:03 PM: there's a gun underneath my bed
5:10 PM: i keep it within reach just incase the war gets to be too much

maybe if you texted me some other time
besides the wee hours of the morning,
when i am nestled in my bed
willing my mind to dream of anything
other than you.
maybe if you texted me some other time
besides the wee hours of the morning,
when you finally worked up the confidence
or maybe just the stupidity
to say what we both know is true.
maybe if you didn't wait
until there was no blood left in your veins
and only alcohol
to send me a message
we could have a conversation about the past and present.
maybe if you didn't tell me
how much you missed me
when i know that you will confess if all to her
i wouldn't be so afraid to tell you that i miss you too.
maybe if you texted me some other time
besides the wee hours of the morning,
you would get a reply.

If I have to worry about if I'm replying to you too quickly and seeming over eager or something, the length of my texts being too long or the content of my texts being too weird, or the amount of texts I send you at once being too much because I'm scared I'll freak you out and annoy you by making you feel like I'm talking too much and won't shut up or I'm obsessed with you or something, then we are not really friends.