have you ever felt sad? have you wanted to detach your soul from your fleshy prison of a body? if not, good for you i guess.
hoWEVER, if you or a loved one has wanted to become stardust and vapor instantly, SinThesess Inc. presents to you... Death! Death is a revolutionary concept in which you leave your body... permanently. Death would be irreversible, unless you buy the VIP package which includes:
-one ticket to the afterlife
-one non - exchangeable refund
-the time of your life being Dead!
and
-from between 3 to 837.657 slightly used rats
if you are interested in Death, please call us at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
a little writing exercise just for fun :] wanted to make it (obviously) like an ad for an alternate universe where people have to pay to die. you're welcome to write responses and your own takes if you want :D