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"schmuck" poems
You make my skin crawl In a neutral way. You make me leave the room Then wish I had stayed. I think ill of you Half off the day. Yet I cling to every harsh word that you say. With you I'm either weak or a raging ***** Even though you're the one with a tiny **** Crossing paths with you lights my mind on fire. Yet your not someone I've come to love or admire. Your an imperialistic **** worshiping **** So someone please explain why I feel like the schmuck.
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Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014 at 9:59 PM UTC
Hay (Revised)
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Apr 8, 2016
Apr 8, 2016 at 4:16 PM UTC
Words and phrases that rhyme with ****
Smiling, laughing, jumping Beaming with extravagant light He ran through the meadows hoping That his father would take him to the wonder Park tonight But his father couldn’t make it Since he had a night shift And little Jimmy couldn’t resist His innocent tears from dripping He tried hard to pull his tears in But they shamelessly slipped His mother patted his back asking him To be a strong guy As according to her and this Utopian world “Boys don’t cry” Young Jimmy walked with a sore eye to his house After getting bullied by Big Barry Fry His father asked him to man up and stop being a mouse As according to him and many a folks alike “Boys don’t cry” He smashed the ball into the goal Leading his team to victory And flung into his father’s arms Wishing to achieve his sympathy Adolescent years passed by Times came which made him want to cry But he had to hide his tears As according to this ideal world “Boys don’t cry” Time passed His dreams did shatter ripping him apart Devastation gripped him breaking his heart But still he pulled his tears back He had to try! Because according to this flawless world “Boys don’t cry” The summer of ’59 brought him lady luck But who knew, innocent Jimmy Had turned into an evil schmuck Bruising his wife to death Gave him eternal peace and rest Making up for all those moments Which were supposed to be dry? As now even according to him “Boys don’t cry” ~Manu M.
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Jun 21, 2015
Jun 21, 2015 at 4:32 AM UTC
Boys don't cry
I am glad I lived this long So I could be on the internet. I always wanted a ****** life And though I haven’t got there yet I am close, I can see it now Throngs and hordes of ***** people; Hundreds want to ****** me. Several sites want to enlarge me, I blush, nobody wants to reduce me. I get fifty or so messages a day Telling me how hot they are. They treat me like I am a king Or a kind of ****** superstar. Calling me like sirens on rocks They do, at least, until I get To the part where I must pay To get laid on the internet. I have asked enough questions Some of them embarrassing To get the idea and understand Why it’s me they are harassing. By even clicking on their site I’ve proved that I am a fool. They say to themselves, I’m sure “Will you look at this gullible tool? Oh, and the promises they make! They will rock my world with a word. They will tell me the hottest things That a schmuck like me ever heard. But to clear the air, when they ask For card numbers I don’t make a peep. I am as ***** as a drunken rabbit But first and foremost, I am cheap.
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Dec 7, 2015
Dec 7, 2015 at 1:13 AM UTC
INTERNET HORNDOG
Keen little neons playfully jump around, colliding with her mind and she sits there, legs crossed, her ***** aroused, but it gets doused as the Wall Street pinstripe type walks by she utters a sigh, looks at the sky, the ending's nigh, and it's night. Skyline looks pretty beams and lighted apartment block kitchens and real pop-up ads, them keen little neons, her eyes flicker like those hanging lights in horror films, perpetuate fear, the skeletons are in the clear. I told you, you schmuck, the end is near.
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May 30, 2015
May 30, 2015 at 3:28 AM UTC
Skyline Stickball
Little Princess Perfect without a single flaw Thought that she was perfect in every way she saw But one day she ran into a crazy, orange man Who said "I am better and will beat you because I know I can" Princess perfect laughed and her court well they laughed too "You cannot win against me and my loyal crew!" Little Princess Perfect and the man with funny hair Got into a contest that seemed far from fair. Princess Perfect with her legions of subjects said "You're a sexist bigot and have an orange head!" So the man replied to her face "And you're a crooked cuck!" "You're also sick and greedy you lying, corporate schmuck!" Little Princess Perfect who thought she'd already won Laughed and played and called him names while he continued to run "I will make this kingdom great once again I vow!" And multitudes applauded him as he took a bow. "You're all deplorable!" Princess Perfect cried "How can you sleep at night taking this orange faced man's side?" "Princess Perfect your days are numbered." he said in return "People want this kingdom great. That's for what they yearn" "People will never choose you!" Princess Perfect said "Look at the polls you orange **** You're as good as dead!" And all her court agreed she had already won So laugh and play they did having unending fun. Then when the day came to decide the combatant's fate Princess Perfect with her court could hardly stand to wait. "Get ready to celebrate my loyal, faithful fans!" Princess perfect cried to all throughout the land. And as the kingdom came together and began to count the votes Princess Perfect felt a lump deep in her throat. "What the hell is happening?" She cried to her staff. The totals made no sense to her and all had ceased to laugh "This is impossible! He's pulling way ahead!" Princess Perfect panicked and her soul filled with dread "I am Princess Perfect! I know I cannot lose!" But the kingdom voted and the crazy orange man they did choose.
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Nov 20, 2016
Nov 20, 2016 at 12:44 AM UTC
Little Princess Perfect
Little Princess Perfect without a single flaw Thought that she was perfect in every way she saw But one day she ran into a crazy, orange man Who said "I am better and will beat you because I know I can" Princess perfect laughed and her court well they laughed too "You cannot win against me and my loyal crew!" Little Princess Perfect and the man with funny hair Got into a contest that seemed far from fair. Princess Perfect with her legions of subjects said "You're a sexist bigot and have an orange head!" So the man replied to her face "And you're a crooked cuck!" "You're also sick and greedy you lying, corporate schmuck!" Little Princess Perfect who thought she'd already won Laughed and played and called him names while he continued to run "I will make this kingdom great once again I vow!" And multitudes applauded him as he took a bow. "You're all deplorable!" Princess Perfect cried "How can you sleep at night taking this orange faced man's side?" "Princess Perfect your days are numbered." he said in return "People want this kingdom great. That's for what they yearn" "People will never choose you!" Princess Perfect said "Look at the polls you orange **** You're as good as dead!" And all her court agreed she had already won So laugh and play they did having unending fun. Then when the day came to decide the combatant's fate Princess Perfect with her court could hardly stand to wait. "Get ready to celebrate my loyal, faithful fans!" Princess perfect cried to all throughout the land. And as the kingdom came together and began to count the votes Princess Perfect felt a lump deep in her throat. "What the hell is happening?" She cried to her staff. The totals made no sense to her and all had ceased to laugh "This is impossible! He's pulling way ahead!" Princess Perfect panicked and her soul filled with dread "I am Princess Perfect! I know I cannot lose!" But the kingdom voted and the crazy orange man they did choose.
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Prologue: People have their own sneezes and that is surely fine, but you need these top-notch instructions for a faultless sneeze. I will instruct you on the fine art of how to make everyone in the room feel badly for not saying "Bless you!" You will find the results of your new sneeze to be utterly awesome. People will enjoy hearing you sneeze and wonder how you perfected such a basic human function. You will love your "after" sneeze and wonder how you could ever live with your "before" sneeze. Be an "after" and stay an "after!" STEP 1: Start by breathing heavily. Gasp for air, inhale deeply. Don't make your peers think you are merely snorfling. Don't make them think you're some kind of schmuck. You want to sneeze like royalty. Take in that breath and inhale proudly. STEP 2: Rise a little, maybe even stand up, to open up the lungs. STEP 3: Let it loose, make it loud and sneeze with gusto. Make your sneeze noticeable to otherwise oblivious teachers who only notice wrong answers and very obvious text messaging during class time. Make your sneeze a TRUE distraction. STEP 4 : Before anyone says a thing, bless yourself as if no one is there, as if you were in your room all alone int he dark of the shadows where the sound of the bed creaking scares you half to death. Where the thing under your bed says means things to you while you try to drift off to sleep--where loneliness and death meet and...sorry. I got carried away. To recap step four, talk to yourself. Refer to suggestions below*. STEP 5: If no one speaks, begin to cry. Moan and wail. Wonder aloud why no one takes the moment to wish you well in your time of need. IN CONCLUSION: If none of this works to gain you attention, the blow me down and call me Sally. It's time to choose new classmates. By golly, they must be the most putrid thing any baby spit up if they don't' stop for a second and wish you a very bless-ed life from here on out. *SUGGESTIONS BELOW: "Achoo! Excuse me, bless me." "Hachoooo! Gesundheit." "Achew! Bless my soul." Warning: Sneezes have been known to spread disease. Sneeze responsibly!
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May 15, 2014
May 15, 2014 at 2:51 AM UTC
Sneezing: 5 Sure-Fire Ways to "Bless You!"
Prologue: People have their own sneezes and that is surely fine, but you need these top-notch instructions for a faultless sneeze. I will instruct you on the fine art of how to make everyone in the room feel badly for not saying "Bless you!" You will find the results of your new sneeze to be utterly awesome. People will enjoy hearing you sneeze and wonder how you perfected such a basic human function. You will love your "after" sneeze and wonder how you could ever live with your "before" sneeze. Be an "after" and stay an "after!" STEP 1: Start by breathing heavily. Gasp for air, inhale deeply. Don't make your peers think you are merely snorfling. Don't make them think you're some kind of schmuck. You want to sneeze like royalty. Take in that breath and inhale proudly. STEP 2: Rise a little, maybe even stand up, to open up the lungs. STEP 3: Let it loose, make it loud and sneeze with gusto. Make your sneeze noticeable to otherwise oblivious teachers who only notice wrong answers and very obvious text messaging during class time. Make your sneeze a TRUE distraction. STEP 4 : Before anyone says a thing, bless yourself as if no one is there, as if you were in your room all alone int he dark of the shadows where the sound of the bed creaking scares you half to death. Where the thing under your bed says means things to you while you try to drift off to sleep--where loneliness and death meet and...sorry. I got carried away. To recap step four, talk to yourself. Refer to suggestions below*. STEP 5: If no one speaks, begin to cry. Moan and wail. Wonder aloud why no one takes the moment to wish you well in your time of need. IN CONCLUSION: If none of this works to gain you attention, the blow me down and call me Sally. It's time to choose new classmates. By golly, they must be the most putrid thing any baby spit up if they don't' stop for a second and wish you a very bless-ed life from here on out. *SUGGESTIONS BELOW: "Achoo! Excuse me, bless me." "Hachoooo! Gesundheit." "Achew! Bless my soul." Warning: Sneezes have been known to spread disease. Sneeze responsibly!
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The things I'd do to be with you Would put me away for good; So, here I wait in solitude, No sun, no moon, no light. I've dug deep to break out, I've climbed walls in my sleep; I've dealt and knelt, Held my hands out To supplicate for pardon. But I'm a repeat offender, A schmuck and poor pretender; A pled lifer for loving you.
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 9:25 AM UTC
Guilt By Association
Did you notice the crisis going on outside, It’s terrible really they’re trying to hide Atrocities behind a wall of big lies The badness of this is incredibly sized. So get out and help, you useless **** Shout and whisper you absolute schmuck, March and stamp and tiptoe around red tape, Call it ****** harassment, but I wouldn’t call it **** Donate and berate but most of all- **** THE GOVERNMENT, (Tenderly, like a lover, to not upset the way of things of course.) Why aren’t you looking for missing kids Why aren’t you crying at the dead body Why aren’t you saying what Russia forbids Why aren’t you crying at the dead body Why aren’t you aching from every pore Why aren’t you crying at the dead body Why aren’t you saving all of the ****** Why aren’t you crying at the dead bodies Why aren’t you giving your money to us? Why, aren’t you someone the people can trust? Did you notice the crisis going on within, It’s terrible really, a huge massive din Is crashing and smashing alone in your head You can’t ever stop, unless you are dead. Oh wait, you posted a brightly coloured infographic on your instagram story? You’re good, never mind.
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Feb 22, 2022
Feb 22, 2022 at 8:28 PM UTC
Crisis
These old doors, sullen as spinsters. Wharves, deckhands, the old chopping block: flights of time misremembered in a backward gaze. Toes in water. Hooks to fish. The sea salty. How shall I count the ways... lost among the waves. But look, afar, the old man on his boat! Is he Charon come to point the way to the seaward lost; or has he come to sequester memory to some far shore? (Maybe he's a schmuck with a paddle!) Seagulls, feathers, the brine: all groan with this wood. In this wood was the line that snatched life from the water (the fish, the scales—they shine) and flopped on the deck, heterocercal. The evening closes on this vista but not the charades of time.
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Oct 8, 2013
Oct 8, 2013 at 3:20 PM UTC
Not Broadway
Shrove Tuesday. Meet me after school. She had scented breath. Gordonstone Said he’d ****** her. There was that Look in her eyes. Her sister never had The same way about her. The parents Both taught at college. The father loved Mahler and smoked a pipe. The mother Had a taste for S&M; and listened to Country and western. Meet me by the Bandstand and come alone. Bud went Along alone. The afternoon sun shone Weakly down. She was standing by the Pond watching the swans. The parents Are out tonight she said how about you And me? Bud said what about you and me? The parents’ bed we could if you like She muttered. Bud wondered where her Parents were going and would they be late. Ok he said. They walked through the park. The sun was going down. Her sister was out With some schmuck at the movies. She took Bud into the house. He smelt wealth and Comfort. Want a drink? she asked. Bud sipped At the father’s scotch. She gulped down the Mother’s gin. How about you and me going Upstairs to the parents’ bed? Bud swilled the Whisky around his mouth. The cheeks burnt. The tongue almost died. She took his hand And climbed the stairs. The carpet was soft And deep. Bud thought of *** most days. Bud dreamed of *** She undressed. Removed Each item like some downtown stripper. Bud once saw his mother’s naked **** He was off food for a week. Come on in She said. Bud removed his shirt and pants. The curtains were flowered. He climbed into The parent’s bed. Maybe Gordonstone had. She lay there inviting him in. There was country And western music coming from the huge hifi. Bud hoped she didn’t have her mother’s taste For S&M.; She hummed some country song. Don’t be long she said. Enjoy she whispered. There is no tomorrow. You’re a long while dead.
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Dec 4, 2013
Dec 4, 2013 at 3:01 PM UTC
SHROVE TUESDAY MEET.
Shrove Tuesday. Meet me after school. She had scented breath. Gordonstone Said he’d ****** her. There was that Look in her eyes. Her sister never had The same way about her. The parents Both taught at college. The father loved Mahler and smoked a pipe. The mother Had a taste for S&M; and listened to Country and western. Meet me by the Bandstand and come alone. Bud went Along alone. The afternoon sun shone Weakly down. She was standing by the Pond watching the swans. The parents Are out tonight she said how about you And me? Bud said what about you and me? The parents’ bed we could if you like She muttered. Bud wondered where her Parents were going and would they be late. Ok he said. They walked through the park. The sun was going down. Her sister was out With some schmuck at the movies. She took Bud into the house. He smelt wealth and Comfort. Want a drink? she asked. Bud sipped At the father’s scotch. She gulped down the Mother’s gin. How about you and me going Upstairs to the parents’ bed? Bud swilled the Whisky around his mouth. The cheeks burnt. The tongue almost died. She took his hand And climbed the stairs. The carpet was soft And deep. Bud thought of *** most days. Bud dreamed of *** She undressed. Removed Each item like some downtown stripper. Bud once saw his mother’s naked **** He was off food for a week. Come on in She said. Bud removed his shirt and pants. The curtains were flowered. He climbed into The parent’s bed. Maybe Gordonstone had. She lay there inviting him in. There was country And western music coming from the huge hifi. Bud hoped she didn’t have her mother’s taste For S&M.; She hummed some country song. Don’t be long she said. Enjoy she whispered. There is no tomorrow. You’re a long while dead.
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it's called the Mt. Everest of cuisine without food critics... - so i gather the chinese are not    too keen on deserts, esp. chocolate?    that fake aphrodisiac of feminism's    excuses of eager beavers in early    age trying to find a dumb schmuck    later on in life and making him    docile, effectively curbing his    ****** appetite, translated as    domestic violence after they went to *** parties    with rich boy sons of billionaires? - well the chinese do like sweet & sour    and sweet & salty cuisine. - indeed... quiet the deviation. - and if it ain't sweet & sour or sweet & salty... - compared with indian cuisine, it's quiet bland. yes, today got cooking orange chicken, what a playful, but a mysterious glutton dish... the marinate was not like the marinate i'm used to, it was so diluted... orange juice, caster sugar, soya sauce, malt vinegar, orange zest, ginger and garlic paste, finely grated onion - a bit of chicken, half the marinate content soaking up the chicken refrigerated for 1/2 an hour, the rest heated to a boil, cornflour added to thicken in... then the marinated chicken taken out of the marinate, dipped in egg then cornflour and fried (mini schnitzels of the east), in three batches... then coated in the remaining marinate of prior heated with cornflower, a custard too thick that orange juice had to be added, then evaporated so the essence got soaked up... mm... a playful, but a mysterious glutton dish... yummy.
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Apr 1, 2016
Apr 1, 2016 at 9:44 PM UTC
a playful, but a mysterious glutton dish
A vulture of voluptuous a curator of curves he walks and stalks and talks then balks like I'm the one absurd
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Jul 3, 2013
Jul 3, 2013 at 2:13 AM UTC
Schmuck
Known across the seas as an adrenaline ****** Back home he was an academic flunky Made famous for his seemingly infinite luck Those who made his acquaintance considered him a schmuck Owner of more scars than there is time in the night to tell Females from his past pray for him to be swiftly dragged to hell His only consistent lover resides in the starry sky Even through the dripping blood, she still stares him in the eye There are times where he simply and violently loses hope But for this, his lover's cold embrace puts his heart back into pace Although he is on his own for the waves running down his face The brain behind the two sockets is stuck in an emotional rut Ephemerally protected by a revolving door that he can't shut Shielding the public from all these feelings by living on a whim The sea quakes when it sees that horrifying grin Seething with convulsing ire that no crew's captain can match Heart reeking of despair from years chasing a feline he can't catch **** it all back in, it is no longer he; only I Apologies for the temporary eruption The long term lack of your sweet fragrance often causes this corruption If it is what you want, tell me to get lost because I know you aren't shy At the end of our once in a moon meeting you can barely say goodbye I'm not offering to be strong for you, but to be strong together Side by side, there is no storm we couldn't weather No force needed, our hearts will simply dance Just once give our love a chance No longer do I want to say I, let's make it we Be my pirate empress and together we can sail the sea
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Dec 15, 2013
Dec 15, 2013 at 3:29 AM UTC
Oceanic Love of a Madman
Known across the seas as an adrenaline ****** Back home he was an academic flunky Made famous for his seemingly infinite luck Those who made his acquaintance considered him a schmuck Owner of more scars than there is time in the night to tell Females from his past pray for him to be swiftly dragged to hell His only consistent lover resides in the starry sky Even through the dripping blood, she still stares him in the eye There are times where he simply and violently loses hope But for this, his lover's cold embrace puts his heart back into pace Although he is on his own for the waves running down his face The brain behind the two sockets is stuck in an emotional rut Ephemerally protected by a revolving door that he can't shut Shielding the public from all these feelings by living on a whim The sea quakes when it sees that horrifying grin Seething with convulsing ire that no crew's captain can match Heart reeking of despair from years chasing a feline he can't catch **** it all back in, it is no longer he; only I Apologies for the temporary eruption The long term lack of your sweet fragrance often causes this corruption If it is what you want, tell me to get lost because I know you aren't shy At the end of our once in a moon meeting you can barely say goodbye I'm not offering to be strong for you, but to be strong together Side by side, there is no storm we couldn't weather No force needed, our hearts will simply dance Just once give our love a chance No longer do I want to say I, let's make it we Be my pirate empress and together we can sail the sea
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I gotta go to the store where on the corner stands a ***** She dresses kinda **** but her jeans are all tore Prolly from the last time she was kneeling on the floor **** it ima say hi cause im a little bored Hey whatsup Its just my luck But before u duck Can i get a **** I dont wanna **** Cause i only gotta buck If i wasn't such a schmuck Ud get stuck As we **** So we get back to my place Undid her shirt made of lace She takes off her ******* and tries to sit on my face Whooaaaaaa Slof down lil lady this isn't a race Me lickin' you down Hell No it ain't the case Not the time nor the place Maybe if your ***** was still an ace But after all your work it's just a disgrace Problem is ur a beautiful woman, a pussly like that is nothing to waste On second thought, you know what, No ill pass on that taste Are you on the pill? You better be still If not in the morning you'll be feeling real ill Your sicker than that cause u might get a thrill When you walk to the doctor and get them to **** My future little boy i was gonna name Bill I through about Will But before I knew it he's laying real still Now im starting to get angry get the **** outta my grill or ill end up dumping pieces of ur body in the water mill bury the rest on the other side of the hill An eye for an eye and a **** for a **** I dont want any drama Especially from a baby mamma Lemme breath for a minute at least gimme a comma, Ok relax mother ****** or ima spell "cide" after "homa" Lemme calm down before all this deli drama
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Dec 3, 2011
Dec 3, 2011 at 11:27 AM UTC
The Deli...
I gotta go to the store where on the corner stands a ***** She dresses kinda **** but her jeans are all tore Prolly from the last time she was kneeling on the floor **** it ima say hi cause im a little bored Hey whatsup Its just my luck But before u duck Can i get a **** I dont wanna **** Cause i only gotta buck If i wasn't such a schmuck Ud get stuck As we **** So we get back to my place Undid her shirt made of lace She takes off her ******* and tries to sit on my face Whooaaaaaa Slof down lil lady this isn't a race Me lickin' you down Hell No it ain't the case Not the time nor the place Maybe if your ***** was still an ace But after all your work it's just a disgrace Problem is ur a beautiful woman, a pussly like that is nothing to waste On second thought, you know what, No ill pass on that taste Are you on the pill? You better be still If not in the morning you'll be feeling real ill Your sicker than that cause u might get a thrill When you walk to the doctor and get them to **** My future little boy i was gonna name Bill I through about Will But before I knew it he's laying real still Now im starting to get angry get the **** outta my grill or ill end up dumping pieces of ur body in the water mill bury the rest on the other side of the hill An eye for an eye and a **** for a **** I dont want any drama Especially from a baby mamma Lemme breath for a minute at least gimme a comma, Ok relax mother ****** or ima spell "cide" after "homa" Lemme calm down before all this deli drama
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Nine Lives (Cat From Hell) I have a cat that just wont die, trust me, I gave it the old college try. It pukes, pees and poops on the floor, brings dead animals to my front door. I've dropped him off many of miles, but it always comes back after awhile's. No food or water for many of weeks, my water bed now has many leaks. Killing this cat is so **** tricky, whenever I **** it, he comes back like Little Nicky. Poisoned its food with lots of cyanide, into the window it would collide. Stabbed it twice, buried it in the yard, but in like Pet Sematary, this cat will die hard. Ran it over and over with my truck, he just makes me look like a schmuck. Tried to drown it in my bath tub, this cat belongs to the nine lives club. Every morning, I wake up in my own blood, it laughs at me while he smokes my last bud. He breathes fire from its meowing mouth, he definitely came from the deep south. I'm like Tom, he's like Jerry, its favorite drink is a ****** Mary. I once even fed him to my dog, next day it came back inside a brown log. I've punched it hard, and kicked it far, this hell cat is the most bizarre. Tried killing it with a single gun shot, burned it with water that was boiling hot. No matter what I tried it wouldn't work, he always made me look like a stupid **** I even burned down my own house, there he was carrying out a dead mouse. My whole body burning from cat scratch fever, I chopped off its head with a sharp meat cleaver. Put it in a huge *** and made some cat chop suey, it tasted bad and very gooey. After that day, I felt scratching from the inside, two weeks later, internal bleeding is how I died.
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Oct 2, 2013
Oct 2, 2013 at 8:45 PM UTC
Nine Lives (Cat From Hell)
Nine Lives (Cat From Hell) I have a cat that just wont die, trust me, I gave it the old college try. It pukes, pees and poops on the floor, brings dead animals to my front door. I've dropped him off many of miles, but it always comes back after awhile's. No food or water for many of weeks, my water bed now has many leaks. Killing this cat is so **** tricky, whenever I **** it, he comes back like Little Nicky. Poisoned its food with lots of cyanide, into the window it would collide. Stabbed it twice, buried it in the yard, but in like Pet Sematary, this cat will die hard. Ran it over and over with my truck, he just makes me look like a schmuck. Tried to drown it in my bath tub, this cat belongs to the nine lives club. Every morning, I wake up in my own blood, it laughs at me while he smokes my last bud. He breathes fire from its meowing mouth, he definitely came from the deep south. I'm like Tom, he's like Jerry, its favorite drink is a ****** Mary. I once even fed him to my dog, next day it came back inside a brown log. I've punched it hard, and kicked it far, this hell cat is the most bizarre. Tried killing it with a single gun shot, burned it with water that was boiling hot. No matter what I tried it wouldn't work, he always made me look like a stupid **** I even burned down my own house, there he was carrying out a dead mouse. My whole body burning from cat scratch fever, I chopped off its head with a sharp meat cleaver. Put it in a huge *** and made some cat chop suey, it tasted bad and very gooey. After that day, I felt scratching from the inside, two weeks later, internal bleeding is how I died.
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While waiting, tired and sore, my eyes tremble in awareness. Trying to wake up in a notorious dream. Bronze statues of gay senators, tales of despair, and maniacs. I think of Ginsberg and his reach to free speech, to tell all the fakers to smoke a dinosaur, to see the real world. I think of my sister, deceased, rotting down below, people praying to their unreal God. I dream of living in a narrow world, where the creeps judge the freaks, and prey on the high school cheerleaders. 3 lights, 2 dead, 1 burning out. I sit in my square bedroom, bay side blue walls. My heroes are dead, my only brother dead, paintings from my faded out great-grandmother hanging on the wall. Cd’s of suicidal music, stolen books from school, MAD magazines, no not that kind of madness you schmuck! Books filled with my ***** word poetry, two alarm clocks, one for noise, and the other for amusement. I sink, getting more tired, sinking in my box bed. What will I dream tonight? Sleep. I wake up with Shakespeare written on my lips. 2009
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Sep 23, 2013
Sep 23, 2013 at 10:41 PM UTC
thinking about. . .
Homeless in paradise, it's never that clean Home free, since I was a middle-aged teen Purple haze trees, as my life's infrastructure Smelling the scent, of my bohemian subculture Playing along the boardwalks of Venice Beach Passersby, all the time just begging to screech Their rude undertones, as they sip on their latte Surely, I was a given, for a dope smokin' runaway I must admit, I am a drunk I will admit, I did love punk I won't admit, I'm not a hot ***** Have to admit, at skool I did flunk I'll **** it up, to make a quick buck But, will you admit, you're a flaming schmuck? Living in paradise, was forever my scene Hassle-free start to my touring routine Purple haze shades, my life now has structure You see the success, of my worldwide pop culture Gracing stages of past fame, always to a beat Fanatical fans always be wanting to meet Sifting my bin, for stuff I've worn, this be stalking I'm the greatest musical queen, I've heard them talking I must admit, I am a drunk I will admit, I did love punk I won't admit, I'm not a hot ***** Have to admit, at skool I did flunk I'll **** it up, to make a quick buck But, will you admit, you're a flaming schmuck? Hurting in paradise, for wherever I'm seen Hitting trees, I ditched my last limousine Injecting purple haze into my veins, now I’ve suffered On Youtube, my once famous sculpture is buffered Fooling around, the ***** strips, never that discreet With my purple haze shades, I was fast on my feet Families, not mourning, nor crying, putting me 6 feet under Atlantic contracts, royalties accrued, now easy to plunder In departing my last scene, I'd become fatally unstuck Because of how I'd been living, as a dim-witted, schmuck.
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Oct 22, 2019
Oct 22, 2019 at 8:42 PM UTC
Purple Haze
Homeless in paradise, it's never that clean Home free, since I was a middle-aged teen Purple haze trees, as my life's infrastructure Smelling the scent, of my bohemian subculture Playing along the boardwalks of Venice Beach Passersby, all the time just begging to screech Their rude undertones, as they sip on their latte Surely, I was a given, for a dope smokin' runaway I must admit, I am a drunk I will admit, I did love punk I won't admit, I'm not a hot ***** Have to admit, at skool I did flunk I'll **** it up, to make a quick buck But, will you admit, you're a flaming schmuck? Living in paradise, was forever my scene Hassle-free start to my touring routine Purple haze shades, my life now has structure You see the success, of my worldwide pop culture Gracing stages of past fame, always to a beat Fanatical fans always be wanting to meet Sifting my bin, for stuff I've worn, this be stalking I'm the greatest musical queen, I've heard them talking I must admit, I am a drunk I will admit, I did love punk I won't admit, I'm not a hot ***** Have to admit, at skool I did flunk I'll **** it up, to make a quick buck But, will you admit, you're a flaming schmuck? Hurting in paradise, for wherever I'm seen Hitting trees, I ditched my last limousine Injecting purple haze into my veins, now I’ve suffered On Youtube, my once famous sculpture is buffered Fooling around, the ***** strips, never that discreet With my purple haze shades, I was fast on my feet Families, not mourning, nor crying, putting me 6 feet under Atlantic contracts, royalties accrued, now easy to plunder In departing my last scene, I'd become fatally unstuck Because of how I'd been living, as a dim-witted, schmuck.
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Defunct steam punk on the top bunk smelled skunk and shrunk into a trunk. Funky crunk juice with floating chunks of dunked ***** shot from a Monk’s junk. Spelunker, a drunkard, bucks ****** up truck drivers hiding behind tree trunks… the schmuck. Clunky blunt, fronted musky, and held by a hunk flunked the test and was debunked in Timbuctoo.
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Jul 1, 2015
Jul 1, 2015 at 4:55 PM UTC
Unk, not Uncle
.*well... a horror movie soundtrack is just a choice... there's always a loop of the song dreaming, from the coraline soundtrack; i'm such a sentimental schmuck.* fasting all day, blood sugar levels low in the later afternoon... filling up on an English breakfast leftovers past midnight... it's raining... and there's still more than 3/4 of a whiskey bottle left... but it's raining... and...    i suppose i should wish to write something... but then... then again... with the bedroom window ajar... putting on some horror movie soundtrack... and subsequently listening to the rain... do i really need another "poem"? another, rather ******** statement concerning flashing numbers... in red, rather than emerging words from a blank space? no... not really... there's just something about a recalibrate of the body after a day of fasting... it's like ******* Ramadan with me, almost all year round... i guess with the whole globalist affair... i sleep-stalking my time in these hours... at twenty minutes past 1am most people are asleep... while i'm...    just shy of pouring myself another drink, and contemplating falling asleep mingling a horror movie soundtrack and the falling rain; rhapsody of the most gentle scuttling, tapping... i call it...     the aqua-aranea effect... water-spider effect...        ghostly piano of the night... weaving a lullaby like no other lullaby could ever be sung; like the hallow call of the impeding inevitability of death - and: that rare grace: of primordial yet at the same time: eternal sleep.
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Oct 14, 2018
Oct 14, 2018 at 8:29 PM UTC
just one of those nights
.*well... a horror movie soundtrack is just a choice... there's always a loop of the song dreaming, from the coraline soundtrack; i'm such a sentimental schmuck.* fasting all day, blood sugar levels low in the later afternoon... filling up on an English breakfast leftovers past midnight... it's raining... and there's still more than 3/4 of a whiskey bottle left... but it's raining... and...    i suppose i should wish to write something... but then... then again... with the bedroom window ajar... putting on some horror movie soundtrack... and subsequently listening to the rain... do i really need another "poem"? another, rather ******** statement concerning flashing numbers... in red, rather than emerging words from a blank space? no... not really... there's just something about a recalibrate of the body after a day of fasting... it's like ******* Ramadan with me, almost all year round... i guess with the whole globalist affair... i sleep-stalking my time in these hours... at twenty minutes past 1am most people are asleep... while i'm...    just shy of pouring myself another drink, and contemplating falling asleep mingling a horror movie soundtrack and the falling rain; rhapsody of the most gentle scuttling, tapping... i call it...     the aqua-aranea effect... water-spider effect...        ghostly piano of the night... weaving a lullaby like no other lullaby could ever be sung; like the hallow call of the impeding inevitability of death - and: that rare grace: of primordial yet at the same time: eternal sleep.
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What we had didn't matter to me. Didn't mean anything to me. Without you I feel free. Your touch of my skin didn't make me feel. Because I knew it wasn't real. You're nothing to me. The words you said didn't captivate me. Enamor me. It was just an act, I'm sure you'll agree. You were just a game to play. A heart to betray. You're worthless to me. You're a ghost to me. At most you'd be, nothing more than a mind to **** A stupid schmuck. Sorry. Sorry. I just needed to lie for a second. Because my lies are your realties. I'm done with the formalities. It hurts. Because I cared and shared all that was the mess of me with somebody as unworthy as you because I thought I knew who you were and your intent with my heart. I should've seen from the get that I was just another twit you could mold and fool. I'm sorry. I just need to lie again. For a moment. I'm fine now. I'm strong now. It doesn't hurt. I'm moving on. I'm better off. I feel alive. I'll be okay. Sorry. Sorry. I just need to lie for a second. I'm glad we had it. I don't regret it. I'm glad I opened up. I'm glad I shared my trust. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry for the lies.
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May 13, 2013
May 13, 2013 at 12:57 AM UTC
I'm sorry. I just need to lie.
Fay can see Baruch from the window of the living room down on the area of grass below he is alone sitting on one of the bomb shelters left over from the war she peers down at him taking in the cowboy hat the silver looking 6 shooter toy gun he seems to be cleaning she wishes she was there with him but her father says she is to stay in and learn about the saints and said he will quiz her later when he gets home from work about them to see what she has learnt the book is on the chair unopened a bookmark of St Benedict lies on top her mother is in the kitchen preparing soup she knows her mother would turn a blind eye if she wanted to go out but they both know that her father would punish her if he caught her out especially with Baruch the Jew Boy as her father calls him the killer of Our Lord he often says although Baruch denies being involved in any way she hopes Baruch will look up at her window and see her he has put his gun in the holster hanging from the belt of his jeans and holds a rifle bought for him for his birthday he aims at the sky and twirls around pretending to shoot pigeons flying over head she watches him as he aims at the coal wharf where the coal carts are being loaded with coal from chutes above her father doesn't like Baruch even though Baruch always smiles and says shalom to him if he passing her father on the stairs of the flats Baruch says her father is a schmuck but she doesn't know what that means but if Baruch said it it must be a nice term she thinks wiping away the steamed up glass where she has breathed on it she blows him a kiss from the palm of her thin hand he doesn't know but he'll get it any how she knows he aims at the steam train passing over the bridge by the Duke of Wellington pub she smiles as he does the kickback from his rifle the train passes unharmed the driver unaware he has been fired upon by a cowboy from the grass she eyes him determinedly wants him to look up at her window he lifts the rifle to the sky again and fires then he pauses lowers his rifle and stares at her window she waves he looks she waves frantically he looks away she bites a lip he stares up at her window and beckons her down with a wave of his hand she waves crossing her hands as if to say can't come he gazes and then waves and blows a kiss from his hand upwards then he climbs down from the bomb shelter and disappears the grass is empty he has gone the book of saints lies on the chair unopened she goes from the window and picks it up and opens and begins to read sensing a good portion of her 11 year old girl's heart bleeds.
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Dec 10, 2013
Dec 10, 2013 at 2:04 AM UTC
BLEEDING OF A HEART.
Fay can see Baruch from the window of the living room down on the area of grass below he is alone sitting on one of the bomb shelters left over from the war she peers down at him taking in the cowboy hat the silver looking 6 shooter toy gun he seems to be cleaning she wishes she was there with him but her father says she is to stay in and learn about the saints and said he will quiz her later when he gets home from work about them to see what she has learnt the book is on the chair unopened a bookmark of St Benedict lies on top her mother is in the kitchen preparing soup she knows her mother would turn a blind eye if she wanted to go out but they both know that her father would punish her if he caught her out especially with Baruch the Jew Boy as her father calls him the killer of Our Lord he often says although Baruch denies being involved in any way she hopes Baruch will look up at her window and see her he has put his gun in the holster hanging from the belt of his jeans and holds a rifle bought for him for his birthday he aims at the sky and twirls around pretending to shoot pigeons flying over head she watches him as he aims at the coal wharf where the coal carts are being loaded with coal from chutes above her father doesn't like Baruch even though Baruch always smiles and says shalom to him if he passing her father on the stairs of the flats Baruch says her father is a schmuck but she doesn't know what that means but if Baruch said it it must be a nice term she thinks wiping away the steamed up glass where she has breathed on it she blows him a kiss from the palm of her thin hand he doesn't know but he'll get it any how she knows he aims at the steam train passing over the bridge by the Duke of Wellington pub she smiles as he does the kickback from his rifle the train passes unharmed the driver unaware he has been fired upon by a cowboy from the grass she eyes him determinedly wants him to look up at her window he lifts the rifle to the sky again and fires then he pauses lowers his rifle and stares at her window she waves he looks she waves frantically he looks away she bites a lip he stares up at her window and beckons her down with a wave of his hand she waves crossing her hands as if to say can't come he gazes and then waves and blows a kiss from his hand upwards then he climbs down from the bomb shelter and disappears the grass is empty he has gone the book of saints lies on the chair unopened she goes from the window and picks it up and opens and begins to read sensing a good portion of her 11 year old girl's heart bleeds.
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