We control this place
We've taken charge
Of this No Man's Land.
We don't need the United States
Or the United Nations.
To give their approval.
If you refuse to comply with our edicts
We'll simply blast you to bits
Those who enter the area under our control
Must be deferential to us,
Even if you kowtow to us
And accede to our demands,
We're liable to be
Suspicious of You.
We call the shots around here,
But don't feel obliged to "make sense",
As you Infidels describe it.
Doesn’t make any sense to us.
So, to Hell with all that Nonsense!
If you want to lecture us about Human Rights,
Or the need for children to be educated
Give us a few million dollars first!
Then, we might be listen to you to your sermon
For a little while
But don't be disappointed
If we decide to kill you
While you're trying to make your point!
All this Nonsense about "Humanitarianism"
Is for the Children of the Rich
To study abroad.
It isn't the type of Logic
That makes any sense out here in the Bush.
It's the Men with the most Firepower
Who Call the Shots out here!
This is no Hollywood Movie!
We just do what we need to do to survive.
Do you think that we really ENJOY
This way of Life?
We used to love raising vegetables
As well as keeping
Chickens and goats,
But the rains are infrequent nowadays.
Our vegetables wither and die,
And our herds simply starve.
It's a lot easier
To simply kidnap the President's Daughter,
And hold her for ransom
Than to bother with Agriculture.
It’s no big deal.
We just take the spoiled girl off her parent's hands
If we don't kidnap her
She’ll just demand a BMW from her Mom and Dad
As well as lots enough money
To be able to afford the College Tuition
What difference does it make
Whether SHE blackmails her parents
Or we do?
There are rumors that we like to gang-rape
But they aren't true.
This is just Western Propaganda
That is used to brainwash people
So they won't
Take our Agenda seriously.
We don’t really do those sorts of things.
If this spoiled girl
Listens to our side of the Story for a little while,
We know that she'll
Become our Advocate
Rather than consenting to be
We aren't stupid people, you know?
We know how to make a good impression on a young women.
We just focus directly on getting exactly what we want
Rather than conforming to a bunch of stupid,
That were designed
To keep us impoverished and subservient.
All the people here in the Bush
Know that we're really the Ones
Who look after them.
Doesn't actually administer this Area at all!
It's fallen into neglect.
We’re the Saviors
Of this No Man's Land.
Sure, we use Terror to achieve our objectives.
That's what works out here.
People respond to Fear.
Human Beings don't necessarily
Listen to reason.
We're not really “Terrorists".
That's a word that was made up
By the Wealthy,
Terrorism is not an IDEOLOGY.
It's just the way we get things done!
While these Government officials
Go on Junkets
In Paris, New York or Rome
And participate in Drunken Orgies
In Rio De Janeiro
We rule this area for them,
And make it possible for them to do
Whatever they want to do with their time
We "administer" this Area
So these corrupt
Can go out and have some fun!
They should be grateful to us!
They don’t give really care about the people,
Out here in the Bush.
They just think,
"Let those maniacs rule the Bush!"
"If the Whites know that there is Terrorism in Nigeria,"
"They'll give us lots of money."
"To help them"
"Fight their war!"
We're actually helping our
By ruling this No Man's Land!
Then, they can go play golf
With President Donald Trump,
Whore around in Rio De Janeiro
Whatever the Hell they want to do.
"No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell."