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"receipt" poems
Check message Facebook Check message Instagram Check message Send message Wait Check Look; When did relationships Get defined By a read receipt? Will we Now Only measure intimacy By a tweet? What do we have left, Why can’t we Go back To laughter In a diner seat
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Jan 29, 2019
Jan 29, 2019 at 11:47 PM UTC
Internet Connection
Dear Miss ********, We regret to inform you that unfortunately at this time we do not have space for you at our company. Yours, Xxxx xxxxxxxx Dear Miss *******, We regret to inform you that unfortunately at this time we cannot offer you a place with our company as you are under qualified. Yours ** xxxxx Dear Miss ********, Thank you for your application. We regret to inform you that you are over-qualified for the position. Yours,  xxxxxxx *** Dear Miss ******, I don’t think so love. This isn’t even a letter, this is my managerial position on you handing me your cv. Cheers, bahbye now Dear Miss *******, This isn’t really a letter either, but despite how un-pc this is, we can’t hire you due to your gender. Thanks anyway, save your paper. Dear Miss ********, Thank you for your application, unfortunately we had stronger applicants. Yours, etc.,  aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa Dear Miss ********, Thank you for your application. Unfortunately we are not hiring at the moment even though we had advertised the job you applied for. Yours, xxxxxxxxx xxxxx Dear Miss ********, We had left it between you and another applicant, and couldn’t decide so we flipped a coin, and she won. You’re a lovely girl though. Yours, fffffff ffff fffff Dear Miss ********, I refer to your claim for Jobseekers Benefit/Assistance at VVVVVV’s CCCCCC local office. Jobseekers Benefit/Assistance claims are subject to periodic review, consequently, I would appreciate if you would attend this office for interview on the 31/17/78 and bring the following : 1. Proof of Identity (i.e. Passport or Driving Licence or Long version of your Birth Certificate) 2.  Proof of Residency (e.g. Letter from landlord/ Rent Book/ Lease/ Mortgage Receipt/ Letter from Parents + Household Bill) 3. Written Proof of recent job applications and replies. 4. Proof of job applications made through FAS 5. FAS courses applied for. 6. A copy of your Curriculum Vitae (CV): unemployed from 7. If your spouse/partner is an adult dependent on your claim, please bring his/her GNIB and Passport/Travel Documents. Failure to respond to this letter may lead to suspension or disallowance of claim. Yours sincerely, **** ***** Local Officer
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Feb 15, 2013
Feb 15, 2013 at 10:26 AM UTC
Rejection
Dear Miss ********, We regret to inform you that unfortunately at this time we do not have space for you at our company. Yours, Xxxx xxxxxxxx Dear Miss *******, We regret to inform you that unfortunately at this time we cannot offer you a place with our company as you are under qualified. Yours ** xxxxx Dear Miss ********, Thank you for your application. We regret to inform you that you are over-qualified for the position. Yours,  xxxxxxx *** Dear Miss ******, I don’t think so love. This isn’t even a letter, this is my managerial position on you handing me your cv. Cheers, bahbye now Dear Miss *******, This isn’t really a letter either, but despite how un-pc this is, we can’t hire you due to your gender. Thanks anyway, save your paper. Dear Miss ********, Thank you for your application, unfortunately we had stronger applicants. Yours, etc.,  aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa Dear Miss ********, Thank you for your application. Unfortunately we are not hiring at the moment even though we had advertised the job you applied for. Yours, xxxxxxxxx xxxxx Dear Miss ********, We had left it between you and another applicant, and couldn’t decide so we flipped a coin, and she won. You’re a lovely girl though. Yours, fffffff ffff fffff Dear Miss ********, I refer to your claim for Jobseekers Benefit/Assistance at VVVVVV’s CCCCCC local office. Jobseekers Benefit/Assistance claims are subject to periodic review, consequently, I would appreciate if you would attend this office for interview on the 31/17/78 and bring the following : 1. Proof of Identity (i.e. Passport or Driving Licence or Long version of your Birth Certificate) 2.  Proof of Residency (e.g. Letter from landlord/ Rent Book/ Lease/ Mortgage Receipt/ Letter from Parents + Household Bill) 3. Written Proof of recent job applications and replies. 4. Proof of job applications made through FAS 5. FAS courses applied for. 6. A copy of your Curriculum Vitae (CV): unemployed from 7. If your spouse/partner is an adult dependent on your claim, please bring his/her GNIB and Passport/Travel Documents. Failure to respond to this letter may lead to suspension or disallowance of claim. Yours sincerely, **** ***** Local Officer
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When life gives you lemons, make sure you keep the receipt, because lemons are a horrible gift.
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May 25, 2014
May 25, 2014 at 5:36 PM UTC
Life & Lemons
Life is at times an unwanted gift. The sentiment is nice but sometimes I think   having the receipt would be nicer. Maybe then it could be returned. Maybe then enough money would be given back for a new one.
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Dec 22, 2014
Dec 22, 2014 at 10:57 PM UTC
Unwanted Gift
Machine ground days Somehow survived by clinging to precarious plans Die for those. For proles are stuck in a televised gleam but I’m barred from distractions I’m a man of action Spring healing: I found a new hope to get through the day It has a name and it’s you Workday: animistic curses against people and their systems and products except animals would escape forever as soon as they open the cage but we stay The beastly gnashings of overworked merchandisers for invisible self pocket stuffers The competition's getting to us, comrades I feel swindled out of my labor I was pregnant but they sold my child before I woke up Addressing the solipsism of my rehab circle: I’m Kagey, and my life is hazy but, blunted or no, let’s get this clear: don’t trust your senses and that goes for all my human peers Body is a cage full of defenses Still, I’m suspicious of reality whether it’s façade society or the wooden chair in front of me Still, I enjoy the virtual scenery I ain’t talking about on the T.V. or phone screen I mean the willows, buildings, and faces But all these mushy green acres are fakers blobs without our eyesight Still tho, me and the universe are tight.
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Sep 2, 2014
Sep 2, 2014 at 8:00 AM UTC
Cashier Writings on Receipt Paper
1203 The Past is such a curious Creature To look her in the Face A Transport may receipt us Or a Disgrace— Unarmed if any meet her I charge him fly Her faded Ammunition Might yet reply.
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The Past is such a curious Creature
Let me to the Incarnate Mother must The Eldest of Sudden Truth understand One Day, which shaky Candles will delust The Object's Manner of a Blackened Hand I deliver Forceps to which Heart grows What Heart's own Attrition dares to admit The Mum of Three Promised Knights beknows The Receipt of such Devotion permits Verily, Age is a Factorless Sum, Easily enclayed by a Donkey's Foot And when the Festival lays down its Lump It locked the Door to keep the Sorrowful. Now, Elder-Mum, try to lift your Wise Head This Extended Son, wishes your Love be fed.
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Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 5:37 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: MARILU NOBLEZA
The unanswered phone calls, the unopened mail, the half pack of cigarettes, all witnessed the tale. The half eaten sandwich, the fully drunk scotch, the out of date calendar, the unticking watch. The smell of stale sweat, and the stains on the sheet. The small empty bottle, the drug store receipt. This is the story, of the unshaven guy, alone in the bedroom, escaping the lie.
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Feb 26, 2012
Feb 26, 2012 at 12:03 PM UTC
Escaping the lie
The representative from Ohio wipes his *** with Jose’s brown palms after a bout of verbal defecation. Luckily, Jose’s food truck houses a small sink in the corner where he can wash his hands in between baskets of chorizo prepared for rich politicians. Sometimes Jose scrubs so hard dream flakes rub off of his skin and he throws them into the wastebasket to be picked up by the sanitation workers who eagerly jump like frogs in orange vests into the waste of Americana. When the Representative stops by for a plate of carne asada, Jose’s dream specks pepper the beef and his salty sweat flavors the inside of the burrito. He grills the onions and green peppers with a dash of minimum wage and boils the rice in a mixture of blood and pieces of his heritage. He serves the meal in a white Styrofoam tray and drizzles it with cheese flowing from an open wound. The receipt is an unpaid medical bill, the drink an icy reminder of his future sipped through a straw. The nightly news tells Jose the Representative is bedridden with a stomach infection. He complains his insides feel like a million ***** feet kicking the lining, like unheard mouths with rows of sharp teeth gnawing at the liver. Jose to the tv: tonight we’re not starving.
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Oct 9, 2013
Oct 9, 2013 at 11:42 PM UTC
The Representative Lunches At The Food Truck
As the time is passing through     From the present to the past The moment is all wrapped up .....               ....To be ....put away at last!!                    A GIFT-----       From some future time            When all the signs                 Will show you             That you now have                A need for seeing   Past the thing you already know                 When the present                   Becomes history---    In a past thats not yet opened-- To be seen for what it is ---or isn't Depending on what you're hoping                      While the past ....                  .....is time passing                     And time gone ....                       .......is  going faster              Now is the time for you...to                           Re-- examine                      A GIFT THAT WAS                     Once your master                           Its so hard to take                              Even a single step                             To know now                   That the thing you fear                          Stands before you                          As the lost and found              So the only question left is right here                     Will you see the past                             Whenever                     You choose to lose                       Or gain by seeing....                                        .....The past                            That you've kept                   All wrapped up inside                  That is now your future---                    If it is presently----              Being Opened and Examined          But if you can just imagine            Some mi'nute  past defeat            As the thing that is now....yours                       FOR - GIVING                   So rather than.......anonymously          Presenting it to you .....yourself             By your own past deceit           Make sure that you return it        UNOPENED --- Along with the receipt.
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Dec 6, 2015
Dec 6, 2015 at 5:03 AM UTC
From Now To The Past
As the time is passing through     From the present to the past The moment is all wrapped up .....               ....To be ....put away at last!!                    A GIFT-----       From some future time            When all the signs                 Will show you             That you now have                A need for seeing   Past the thing you already know                 When the present                   Becomes history---    In a past thats not yet opened-- To be seen for what it is ---or isn't Depending on what you're hoping                      While the past ....                  .....is time passing                     And time gone ....                       .......is  going faster              Now is the time for you...to                           Re-- examine                      A GIFT THAT WAS                     Once your master                           Its so hard to take                              Even a single step                             To know now                   That the thing you fear                          Stands before you                          As the lost and found              So the only question left is right here                     Will you see the past                             Whenever                     You choose to lose                       Or gain by seeing....                                        .....The past                            That you've kept                   All wrapped up inside                  That is now your future---                    If it is presently----              Being Opened and Examined          But if you can just imagine            Some mi'nute  past defeat            As the thing that is now....yours                       FOR - GIVING                   So rather than.......anonymously          Presenting it to you .....yourself             By your own past deceit           Make sure that you return it        UNOPENED --- Along with the receipt.
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Pick a cause, any cause, and slap your receipt on your bumper. Everyone is doing it. Everyone needs something to be passionate about. What's your disease? Not a one of us has it but **** if we don't act like it. Walk it off. Blame federal taxes. Blame the government. Why not your cause? Why not your ailment? Cus' you know Johnny is going to die if we don't do something, and Susie's just runnin' outta time. Buy a teddy bear to show you give a **** Donate that extra quarter. It all piles up somewhere. But who, I mean who ever bothered to cure anything? A million lab coats are workin' on your answer. Just give em' a sec, this stuff takes time. In the mean time throw another buck in like your the only one. Like this is the only problem left. Like Santa only cares about breast cancer or the church only cares about Alzheimers. It's got one of their own you know. Uncle Jim's got cancer of the liver, where's his save the children fund? Timmy's got cerebral palsy. Sara's got Aspergers. Randy has the Typhoid. Pick a brand any brand and show you give a **** Like the only one who gives a **** about the only thing that matters. Forget them, what about me? What about my issue? What about my family? Does the take a penny leave a penny in the seven eleven make you feel important? Good. Look here, buy this pin. 10% goes to Katrina victims
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Feb 3, 2011
Feb 3, 2011 at 8:49 PM UTC
Charity
Never trust a Florida boy, In that muggy, humid heat. I'm telling you, little girl, Your heart will soon taste defeat. Them deep fried southern marshes, Raising mosquitoes and deceit. The greatest place on earth can keep its ************* receipt. The air as thick as my blood was, When I met your eyes. And yours met hers, And your monster claw, Tore her smooth skinned thigh. I felt that painful scream. Boiling up. Melting my chest inside. What's the point of being still while my mind is feeling fried? So I packed my heavy load of anxiety, And headed for the coast. I watched the orange sunset, As I brought up a salty toast, From my eyes. Solemnly, spilling into the sea. And I felt the spirit of an old friend. Leaning rigidly against me. So I turned on heel and didn't speak a sound. As I turned to leave the now known ghost town. And I gave one last grim look back out at the sea. As I write these tattered goodbyes, To where my feet have rambled me, And I let my tongue wrap around the ribbons of goodbye, Escaping my parched lips. And I shutter as I listen to the sound of my heart as it rips, An angered storm of sea, Flooding down my eyes. Knowing this is where the memories of escapades in our days, lays down and dies. I feel the faint. Bleak pain, blanketing us, Weak and weary. And I know our story has a melancholy mood of dreary. And this is where I end it. And cast it all out to sea. And I leave the tragic bays of what I once called Rosemary.
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Aug 25, 2015
Aug 25, 2015 at 2:28 PM UTC
Sunsets At Rosemary
THESE ARE YOUR HANDS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TELL THE FLAMES YOU'RE NOT ALL BAD. THESE ARE YOUR THIRD DEGREE BURNS TO SAY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH BONES MELTING IN TRUST ISSUES. THESE ARE YOUR WRISTS, THOSE ARE YOUR KNEECAPS, THIS IS YOUR STORY. THIS IS HOW YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE BUT STILL MANAGE TO LEAVE THE WORLD WONDERING HOW YOU COULD MATCH UP TO THUNDER'S HARMONIES, THIS IS HOW YOU WHISPER TO MOUNTAINS AND KNOW THE PEAKS WILL HEAR YOU. THIS IS HOW YOU TELL THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD TO SHAKE HANDS WITHOUT STARTING AN EARTHQUAKE, THIS IS HOW YOU TELL DEPRESSION TO LIGHTEN UP, THIS IS HOW YOU GRAB ANXIETY BY THE SHOULDERS AND SING LULLABIES TO ITS LUNGS. THIS IS HOW YOU WALK UP TO GOD AND RIP OPEN YOUR CHEST WITHOUT INTRODUCING YOURSELF FIRST AND ASK "WHY?" THERE'S PAPER UNDERNEATH YOUR PILLOW, THOSE ARE THE NOTES YOU PASSED TO YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE THIRD GRADE WHEN YOU TOLD HER ABOUT YOUR FIRST CRUSH. THERE'S A PAPER THAT'S BEEN IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, THE ONE NEXT TO YOUR RECEIPT FOR A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND STAIN REMOVER, THIS IS THE NOTE SHE WROTE YOU A WEEK BEFORE HER FUNERAL. THIS IS HOW YOU WASH YOUR JEANS WITH TWO CUPS OF 'TODAY I FORGOT TO REMEMBER TO FORGET'. THIS IS HOW YOU COPE. THIS IS HOW YOU LAY ON MUD STAINED CARPETING AND AND STARE AT YOUR BROKEN DOOR, THIS IS HOW YOU CONVERT TO HARDWOOD FLOORS AND STRONGER DOOR HINGES. THIS IS HOW YOU WIN A WAR WITH ONE BODY ON A BATTLEFIELD, THIS IS HOW YOU SHOW A BLIND MAN THAT YOU CAN PAINT A GOD **** MASTERPIECE. THIS IS HOW YOU REACH HEAVEN WITHOUT DYING, THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW HELL WITHOUT LIVING THROUGH IT. THIS IS HOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, BY CROSSING PATHS WITH THE GUY THAT MADE YOU HATE WET PAVEMENT AND THE SMELL AFTER IT RAINS, THIS IS HOW YOU HELD HIS HAND THE SAME WAY YOU HOLD A KNIFE, THIS IS HOW YOU LEARN FORGIVENESS. THIS IS HOW YOU SMOKE WITH THREE LUNGS AND LOVE WITH ONE. THIS IS HOW YOU STUFF THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE IN A FORTUNE COOKIE AND LEARN PATIENCE. THIS IS HOW YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR MOTHER. THIS IS HOW YOU SAY YOU HAVE YOUR EYES, NOT HERS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU UNCLENCH YOUR HUSBANDS FISTS. THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE SOMEONE THAT NEVER KNEW HOW TO BE ALONE, THIS IS HOW YOU WORRY. THIS IS HOW YOU CONFIDE IN A HOSPITAL BED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO LET GO. THIS IS HOW YOU LET THE NURSE WITH SHAKY HANDS TEACH YOU HOW TO TRACE THE STRAIGHT LINE ON YOUR HEART MONITOR AND BE OKAY AFTERWARDS. THIS IS HOW YOU LIVE AND ACCEPT DEATH. THIS IS HOW YOU UNEARTH YOURSELF, THIS IS HOW YOU STOP EXISTING, THIS IS HOW YOU STOP FOCUSING ON LIVING AND BREATHE FOR YOURSELF. THIS IS HOW YOU STOP THINKING AND FEEL. THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND A LIFETIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT 'THIS' IS.
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Mar 16, 2014
Mar 16, 2014 at 8:32 PM UTC
What Is 'This'
THESE ARE YOUR HANDS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TELL THE FLAMES YOU'RE NOT ALL BAD. THESE ARE YOUR THIRD DEGREE BURNS TO SAY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH BONES MELTING IN TRUST ISSUES. THESE ARE YOUR WRISTS, THOSE ARE YOUR KNEECAPS, THIS IS YOUR STORY. THIS IS HOW YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE BUT STILL MANAGE TO LEAVE THE WORLD WONDERING HOW YOU COULD MATCH UP TO THUNDER'S HARMONIES, THIS IS HOW YOU WHISPER TO MOUNTAINS AND KNOW THE PEAKS WILL HEAR YOU. THIS IS HOW YOU TELL THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD TO SHAKE HANDS WITHOUT STARTING AN EARTHQUAKE, THIS IS HOW YOU TELL DEPRESSION TO LIGHTEN UP, THIS IS HOW YOU GRAB ANXIETY BY THE SHOULDERS AND SING LULLABIES TO ITS LUNGS. THIS IS HOW YOU WALK UP TO GOD AND RIP OPEN YOUR CHEST WITHOUT INTRODUCING YOURSELF FIRST AND ASK "WHY?" THERE'S PAPER UNDERNEATH YOUR PILLOW, THOSE ARE THE NOTES YOU PASSED TO YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE THIRD GRADE WHEN YOU TOLD HER ABOUT YOUR FIRST CRUSH. THERE'S A PAPER THAT'S BEEN IN YOUR BACK POCKET FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, THE ONE NEXT TO YOUR RECEIPT FOR A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND STAIN REMOVER, THIS IS THE NOTE SHE WROTE YOU A WEEK BEFORE HER FUNERAL. THIS IS HOW YOU WASH YOUR JEANS WITH TWO CUPS OF 'TODAY I FORGOT TO REMEMBER TO FORGET'. THIS IS HOW YOU COPE. THIS IS HOW YOU LAY ON MUD STAINED CARPETING AND AND STARE AT YOUR BROKEN DOOR, THIS IS HOW YOU CONVERT TO HARDWOOD FLOORS AND STRONGER DOOR HINGES. THIS IS HOW YOU WIN A WAR WITH ONE BODY ON A BATTLEFIELD, THIS IS HOW YOU SHOW A BLIND MAN THAT YOU CAN PAINT A GOD **** MASTERPIECE. THIS IS HOW YOU REACH HEAVEN WITHOUT DYING, THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW HELL WITHOUT LIVING THROUGH IT. THIS IS HOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, BY CROSSING PATHS WITH THE GUY THAT MADE YOU HATE WET PAVEMENT AND THE SMELL AFTER IT RAINS, THIS IS HOW YOU HELD HIS HAND THE SAME WAY YOU HOLD A KNIFE, THIS IS HOW YOU LEARN FORGIVENESS. THIS IS HOW YOU SMOKE WITH THREE LUNGS AND LOVE WITH ONE. THIS IS HOW YOU STUFF THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE IN A FORTUNE COOKIE AND LEARN PATIENCE. THIS IS HOW YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR MOTHER. THIS IS HOW YOU SAY YOU HAVE YOUR EYES, NOT HERS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU UNCLENCH YOUR HUSBANDS FISTS. THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE SOMEONE THAT NEVER KNEW HOW TO BE ALONE, THIS IS HOW YOU WORRY. THIS IS HOW YOU CONFIDE IN A HOSPITAL BED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO LET GO. THIS IS HOW YOU LET THE NURSE WITH SHAKY HANDS TEACH YOU HOW TO TRACE THE STRAIGHT LINE ON YOUR HEART MONITOR AND BE OKAY AFTERWARDS. THIS IS HOW YOU LIVE AND ACCEPT DEATH. THIS IS HOW YOU UNEARTH YOURSELF, THIS IS HOW YOU STOP EXISTING, THIS IS HOW YOU STOP FOCUSING ON LIVING AND BREATHE FOR YOURSELF. THIS IS HOW YOU STOP THINKING AND FEEL. THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND A LIFETIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT 'THIS' IS.
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Hooked and hung to the chair, tethered by a strap- colour akin to your hair- you sat and stared at another essay to be handed in by three pm, next-week-Wednesday. A-future-whatever is another lustful thought, failed and let down by little taught. Again! Why a wife is so hard to find in brambled streets or box hedged squares, rectangular and receipt like? Give up and give in, walk drunk drinking sloe gin. That way love is but blackthorn berries the controversial, speechless adversaries.
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Jan 2, 2013
Jan 2, 2013 at 11:04 AM UTC
SLOE GIN LOVE
So it wrinkles, this Righteous Heresy All due to Flavours spat-out by your Youth To lose that Touch; Then amend Destiny I guess after all is the Proper Truth And notice your Baggage all Night and Day With the many Props you have to carry Since, this Cage, the Kingdom's Letter your Way You found the Mole to a Mountain he'll tarry So, Fortune's East beg for your timed receipt Though a Million shy it is not enough And cope this Passage with your Conceit To join the Mob and level your Thoughts rough. As for me, to the House I contemplate Whether to abandon or shift my Fate.
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 11:20 PM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - EIGHTY-THREE - TOM DALEY
Scribbled in a pre-sex haste of hormones and awful music taste, your name on the back of a receipt is no way to treat a one night stand that you met at the bar; held hands with in the street; and subsequently left when the night became light and neat, tidied up in a 10am alarm clock call. Could’ve waited until we were both awake, that way the alcohol would’ve warn off and we could take this major issue for what it was- excitement; and much anticipation; and placing into action every lesson learnt from Nick Hornby books, or pieces of information tucked deep within our internet bookmark lists. At least stay until after Desert Island Discs next time, because then buses shall be running on time, and you won’t have to risk the public transport roulette table that spins around this town, this great noun in the Anglia east. Now it's the news, and the news is you've gone. For a moment I slipped back into a sleepy cement, making for rough fingers- that last night made the ascent up to warmer climates. And now back to lonelier nights and Nick Hornby books, afternoon wake-up calls from Mum, back home, asking how to download the latest Google Chrome.
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Feb 14, 2013
Feb 14, 2013 at 6:00 AM UTC
FICTIONAL VALENTINES DAY BREAKUP #1
I want to protect you from the storms of life I want to be your umbrella in the torrential downpour we call tough times Though my fabrics may be porous and the water I shield you from may cause splash back I want to be there At times it may seem that no one loves you I’m **** sure that’s not true But I am not always sure that anyone else has a good enough grasp on the word to know That it by definition means you have to be there for the ones you claim to love Otherwise it doesn’t mean a thing Otherwise you’re just the dope standing in line at the store trying to get a return without a receipt But why would anyone want to return you? You may have come straight out of the package only to be a busted toy that fell into bad hands But as a porous old umbrella I can assure you In my life you are the best that I have got I’d rather shield you from the rain than any naïve, gleaming package Whom has no comprehension of how ****** life is beyond the store walls And you are far more beautiful anyways, with those missing bits and nicks in your plastic In fact I thought you were so beautiful I wrenched myself from my owner’s hands So I could protect you from the pain within the rain instead You were just a toy that had been trashed but I was willing to lose myself for you Willing to lose my time inside my cocoon of ignorance in someone else’s hands Just so that I could be blessed enough to call you my best friend I wanted to bear the weathers over our heads so that yours wouldn’t feel a drop And the only weather I can’t protect you from is the flood of your tears But when they surge upon us in times of trouble I prefer to invert myself and collect Allowing them to pool in the basin of my memories so that one day when you’re stronger than that We can take the time to look back and laugh At the broken toy that couldn’t see that her worst problems Could be fixed by a leaky old umbrella
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Jul 3, 2013
Jul 3, 2013 at 8:48 PM UTC
The Busted Toy & the Leaky Old Umbrella
I want to protect you from the storms of life I want to be your umbrella in the torrential downpour we call tough times Though my fabrics may be porous and the water I shield you from may cause splash back I want to be there At times it may seem that no one loves you I’m **** sure that’s not true But I am not always sure that anyone else has a good enough grasp on the word to know That it by definition means you have to be there for the ones you claim to love Otherwise it doesn’t mean a thing Otherwise you’re just the dope standing in line at the store trying to get a return without a receipt But why would anyone want to return you? You may have come straight out of the package only to be a busted toy that fell into bad hands But as a porous old umbrella I can assure you In my life you are the best that I have got I’d rather shield you from the rain than any naïve, gleaming package Whom has no comprehension of how ****** life is beyond the store walls And you are far more beautiful anyways, with those missing bits and nicks in your plastic In fact I thought you were so beautiful I wrenched myself from my owner’s hands So I could protect you from the pain within the rain instead You were just a toy that had been trashed but I was willing to lose myself for you Willing to lose my time inside my cocoon of ignorance in someone else’s hands Just so that I could be blessed enough to call you my best friend I wanted to bear the weathers over our heads so that yours wouldn’t feel a drop And the only weather I can’t protect you from is the flood of your tears But when they surge upon us in times of trouble I prefer to invert myself and collect Allowing them to pool in the basin of my memories so that one day when you’re stronger than that We can take the time to look back and laugh At the broken toy that couldn’t see that her worst problems Could be fixed by a leaky old umbrella
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My Grandma had a purse shaped like a cobbler. It was Blackberry and soap with a good dose of thyme. She kept it close to her side, but behind her so as not to impede her graceful march. At some point the original strap had been lost and replaced with a cherry red confection that swirled around her arm and latched onto the top crust that is always the most crunchy. A few buttons were picked up along the way and dotted the top layer like ladybugs dancing. The zipper was never fully shut and there was often a receipt sticking out, or perhaps her pink comb that waggled in the air like a tongue in delight. It wasn’t a big purse; just enough to satisfy a healthy craving but big enough to care were you not to see it present at dinner. I have almost forgotten the healthy craving, the smell of Blackberries, and why the ladybugs should ever want to dance.
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Apr 11, 2012
Apr 11, 2012 at 10:28 PM UTC
A Cobbled Purse
She meets a man at In-N-Out. He sits down, and she quickly tunes out. Moves phone from the once vacant seat. Don't worry, he said I won't take your things. Oh  — I was just moving it... from your seat. Averts eyes. Looks at feet It's my first time here — I drove from Ohio. Closes open apps. Wait — you drove to LA to try In-N-Out? Well, no, I'm headed to Vegas, but I was curious what all the fuss was about. It's 4 hours from here, and I have time to **** Opens Instagram. You mean to Las Vegas, not Ohio, right? Oh no — yea, Ohio is a 24-hour drive. Tapping feet. Two people in line. God, it's crazy here! (said w/incredulous chime) Busy? Hah — try dinnertime. Tags @innoutburger on marquee. They told me I'm number 26 in line. Misses his smile at the receipt. I'm number 18. Looks at feet. But I just heard them say 23. They'll call me. Checks the time. NUMBER 18! I gotta run — that's me. Well it was nice... Leaves meeting you.
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Aug 14, 2014
Aug 14, 2014 at 7:51 PM UTC
Conversation?
Do not lance your hair Just to satisfy those men in suits, Or your woman, sat there with that expectant gaze Reserved for only you. Let your image be cultivated Through the culture of the downstroke. The lazy thick steel on the neck of the guitar That shudders at your touch And responds with the readiness of one thousand ****** Cooing their broken sounded and false approvals. I see your fingers fumble across the chipped mahogany And I recall on the benefit of all men The first and forgotten lovers, Buried beneath years of clumsy *** And vicious disregard. And from the shadows in the archives of your grey matter You remember every wince of self-doubt, Etched across the faces of your women That you never cared to notice in the dizzy ecstasy Of your youthful wantonness And the hardness of your **** So age will bite at your features, And you will squint in the wind, Cowering at the cold that clings to your bones. At some age you will cut your hair And iron your shirt. Nurse your whiskey And find yourself in receipt of all those women Still tangled in the hotel sheets In the back lodgings of your mind And everything they did to shape you. And you pick up that old acoustic And play the tune of one thousands odes.
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Sep 13, 2012
Sep 13, 2012 at 11:39 PM UTC
Battered Old Acoustic
I. On the blue bridge behind the honey slide, a little girl dreams of see-through lingerie. She wants to surprise her husband with her ***** to greet him at the door after his long day at work. When her friends exile her from the playground, she runs home to pan the television static for ******* When the red numbers skip ahead, she runs to the bookshelf for the medical dictionary. II. “There’s something about Sunday night that makes you want to **** yourself.” When she said this, her homework was finished, and there was no God. III. If pride comes before “The Fall,” I wish it would get off quickly. I’m waiting for the stunt man to trick the bushy-browed girl into stealing morphine pills. Everything he stands for lies on the cutting room floor. No one had the guts to tell him. IV. Once you think to sell the free books out on the table, only Word Perfect 8 for Dummies is left. You’re doing it wrong. V. She lays face down on the carpet. Her scalp burns from the pulling. She can’t breathe. If only she could make them turn around in time for the blood, but they don’t come when called. VI. You were at the right place at the right time. It could have been me. It should have been me. VII. When the deli forgets your chocolate cheesecake, you’ll ask if it’s because you’re black. You claim you’ll eat the cookie they sent by mistake, but you knew it was coming. There was no mistake. Take a look at the receipt.
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Jul 28, 2012
Jul 28, 2012 at 7:13 PM UTC
Seven Deadly Sins
Text her. Send her messages that she won't know how to respond to. she'll read them and put her phone down. Stare at the read receipt for hours until you realize she's not picking the phone back up, she doesn't have anything to say to you. Eat lots of chocolate. It has serotonin in it, the happy chemical. When you cuddle with her, your brain releases oxytocin. As long as you eat enough chocolate (and throw it up) you won't miss the oxytocin one bit. Bleed. When she tells you that she cuts herself, cut deeper. This is guerrilla warfare now, and for every shot fired you must fire back. Read your messages. Laugh at the nicknames she used. "Princess". "Baby". "Darlin". You were never her princess, never her baby. She was the child and you were merely her plaything. Make art. Write dumb poetry about falling in and out of love, take photographs of your ****** thighs, paint a picture using only shades of red. Let her figure out what all these things mean. Drink. Green tea, ***** over-priced lattes. Stay up all night crying. Wear stilettos. Sit in art museums all alone and wonder if being a starving artist is as much fun as it sounds. Take long showers and harmonize with your favorite songs through your tears. Use heavier, blacker eyeliner. Spend time on yourself. Adopt a cat. But most of all, remember this: You can only love one person. Choose yourself
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Feb 6, 2015
Feb 6, 2015 at 2:43 PM UTC
How to fall out of love
Obedient and so well trained, And I’m a stray, It’s a shame, Maybe I like it that way… I’m happy for you anyway All you have gained, All that’s gone away, It’ll cost you your name, Yet you haven’t had to pay… I’m happy for you anyway I’m paid up with my pain, Come whatever may, I’m through with the game, That meets ends everyday… I’m happy for you anyway I’ve spent time insane Paid the bill on the due date, Put the receipt in a frame, And hung it as a light to show the way… I’m happy for you anyway Too much on my brain, I should leave it where it lay, With whip and chair I tame, With lip and air I pray… I’m happy for you anyway So many things have changed, Since back in the day, So much is the same, And all that I have to say… I’m happy for you anyway There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not late And it’s not early There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not evening And it’s not morning There is a choice, On both sides of Midnight One is happiness The other sorrow There is a grey area On both sides of Midnight Where it’s not quite today And not yet tomorrow Circling the drain, I’m earning my pay, I sense that I’m lame Paralyzed by the weight… I’m happy for you anyway I’m feeling the strain, Of this day to day, Of this same old same All work and no play… I’m happy for you anyway I guess I’m dry in the rain, Just getting-by, Okay, At least I remember all the names, Of those I don’t betray… I’m happy for you anyway So now you can claim, It will be used to sway, If you’ve got your fame, They’ll believe every word you say… I’m happy for you anyway You take the champagne, Right off of the tray, You’re not to blame, You wouldn’t feel guilty anyway… I’m happy for you anyway It’s not like you’re vain, Or that you’ve got to have your way, Or that you came, From some privileged cliché… I’m happy for you anyway There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not late And it’s not early There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not evening And it’s not morning There is a choice, On both sides of Midnight One is happiness The other sorrow There is a grey area On both sides of Midnight Where it’s not quite today And not yet tomorrow
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 1:28 PM UTC
Both Sides of Midnight
Obedient and so well trained, And I’m a stray, It’s a shame, Maybe I like it that way… I’m happy for you anyway All you have gained, All that’s gone away, It’ll cost you your name, Yet you haven’t had to pay… I’m happy for you anyway I’m paid up with my pain, Come whatever may, I’m through with the game, That meets ends everyday… I’m happy for you anyway I’ve spent time insane Paid the bill on the due date, Put the receipt in a frame, And hung it as a light to show the way… I’m happy for you anyway Too much on my brain, I should leave it where it lay, With whip and chair I tame, With lip and air I pray… I’m happy for you anyway So many things have changed, Since back in the day, So much is the same, And all that I have to say… I’m happy for you anyway There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not late And it’s not early There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not evening And it’s not morning There is a choice, On both sides of Midnight One is happiness The other sorrow There is a grey area On both sides of Midnight Where it’s not quite today And not yet tomorrow Circling the drain, I’m earning my pay, I sense that I’m lame Paralyzed by the weight… I’m happy for you anyway I’m feeling the strain, Of this day to day, Of this same old same All work and no play… I’m happy for you anyway I guess I’m dry in the rain, Just getting-by, Okay, At least I remember all the names, Of those I don’t betray… I’m happy for you anyway So now you can claim, It will be used to sway, If you’ve got your fame, They’ll believe every word you say… I’m happy for you anyway You take the champagne, Right off of the tray, You’re not to blame, You wouldn’t feel guilty anyway… I’m happy for you anyway It’s not like you’re vain, Or that you’ve got to have your way, Or that you came, From some privileged cliché… I’m happy for you anyway There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not late And it’s not early There is a time, On both sides of Midnight, When it’s not evening And it’s not morning There is a choice, On both sides of Midnight One is happiness The other sorrow There is a grey area On both sides of Midnight Where it’s not quite today And not yet tomorrow
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Movie ticket, cinema stub, two halves torn apart by the fickle fingers of the screen attendant: he looked up at me with a smile- one learnt from a handbook compiled by the words of some corporate type, who dislikes his job, you can tell from his vibe. “The receipt's in the bag”, I requested it to be in my hand, customer service fingers are always painted a day-glow green, hideous talons of the fake queen, traced from the princesses of the TV-silver-shitty-fake-TV screen: she looked up at me with a smile- one learnt from a magazine of ink, nothing more than lies disguised within the wholesome typography imprint. Carrying nothing but a wallet, “would you like a bag sir?” I am carrying nothing but a wallet, of course I would like a bag, what do you take me for: she looked up at me with a smile- Wait. Her intriguing trapdoor smile concealed perfectly straight teeth that, through the gap in her mouth, spat out the shop floor script, as if a Shakespearean soliloquy equipped for the stage, not this retail trade.
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May 12, 2013
May 12, 2013 at 5:10 PM UTC
MOVIE TICKET, CINEMA STUB
439 Undue Significance a starving man attaches To Food— Far off—He sighs—and therefore—Hopeless— And therefore—Good— Partaken—it relieves—indeed— But proves us That Spices fly In the Receipt—It was the Distance— Was Savory—
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