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"linkedin" poems
That workaholic lady who's always on call, keeping up with the market fall. That newly married lady with chunky red bangles, returning to her father's big castles. That person who's scared to get lapse, so stays active on the google maps. That person who swings like a kid at the back door, Or the one who perform calisthenics on an empty floor. That next door girl with a red lipstick, flicking her shinny hair & gossiping with her clique, That dreamer gazing outside the window, That overworked soul dozing on his elbow. That 21st century kid, listening to Eminem & playing video games. Or That 90’s kid, listening to Jenga Boys & playing outdoor games. That banker with a big fat stomach, filled with his beautiful wife’s love. That lady who eats like a thief, in her big fat bag hiding a beef. That old man who can’t stand Bombay's winding turns. That granny spotting & criticing  every fashion trends. That man who has Raju Rastogi’s concerns, thinking & chanting for earns & returns. Those kids who believe their job is to fill the voids in a battlefield, in the still crowd surpassing like electrons into a magnetic field. That lady sitting under cold seat like a glacial, than standing with 7kgs in a crowded central, & tryna stay sane listening to George Michael. That geek who switchs from Linkedin to Arjun Reddy, when the masses flee into the scenery. That trader crunching numbers so rapidly, when the stock prices go down hourly. That person on the last seat, diagressing from work & gazing around, soaking in her pashmina, with a career newfound.
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Jul 23, 2018
Jul 23, 2018 at 1:35 AM UTC
Your's truly, Travelogue.
That workaholic lady who's always on call, keeping up with the market fall. That newly married lady with chunky red bangles, returning to her father's big castles. That person who's scared to get lapse, so stays active on the google maps. That person who swings like a kid at the back door, Or the one who perform calisthenics on an empty floor. That next door girl with a red lipstick, flicking her shinny hair & gossiping with her clique, That dreamer gazing outside the window, That overworked soul dozing on his elbow. That 21st century kid, listening to Eminem & playing video games. Or That 90’s kid, listening to Jenga Boys & playing outdoor games. That banker with a big fat stomach, filled with his beautiful wife’s love. That lady who eats like a thief, in her big fat bag hiding a beef. That old man who can’t stand Bombay's winding turns. That granny spotting & criticing  every fashion trends. That man who has Raju Rastogi’s concerns, thinking & chanting for earns & returns. Those kids who believe their job is to fill the voids in a battlefield, in the still crowd surpassing like electrons into a magnetic field. That lady sitting under cold seat like a glacial, than standing with 7kgs in a crowded central, & tryna stay sane listening to George Michael. That geek who switchs from Linkedin to Arjun Reddy, when the masses flee into the scenery. That trader crunching numbers so rapidly, when the stock prices go down hourly. That person on the last seat, diagressing from work & gazing around, soaking in her pashmina, with a career newfound.
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A barraster at law no less I wouldnt trust I must confess Looking down your pointed nose seductively holding pose Your linkedIn profile who could see just how you get your filthy fee Perverted farming Filthy creeps In Hi ace vans and blacked out jeeps Gratefully they pay their fee In return for an STD Heres the justice overflow For Nank and **** and ****** I'm returning him to you When I scrape him from my shoe For you my dear a final fact His STD is still intact! Enjoy!
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May 13, 2011
May 13, 2011 at 3:43 AM UTC
Bit on the side
cicadas quiet internet down phones dead can’t tweet nor yelp 4 Square won’t process my payments bluetooth cavities iTunes tuned out blogger blogged down web surf ain’t up G+ Circles broken defriended on FB Outlook e-mails stuck in outbox G-Mail postman not making appointed rounds apps won't load YouTube on hold my e-commerce bankrupt Myspace empty tumblr stumbled LinkedIn disconnect digital blips ain't blinking not sure if I’m alive I'm in a virtual existential crisis uncertain if I’ll survive Donna Summer I Will Survive Oakland 6/27/13 jbm
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Jun 27, 2013
Jun 27, 2013 at 11:26 AM UTC
virtual crisis
If life gives you lemons, which filter would you use? If life gives you work, will you still look at linkedin? If life gives you giggles, will you #lol or #hahaha? If life gives you money, where will you check in? If life gives you secrets, who you will you Snapchat? If life gives you superpowers, will you delete your first tweet? If life gives you nothing, will you be busy on Whatsapp? And if life gives you life... will Quora about WHAT TO DO WITH IT?
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Sep 7, 2016
Sep 7, 2016 at 6:41 PM UTC
If life gives you...
Let’s face it: we’re not all George Clooney. Most of us need a little help scoring with chicks. Our dicks—the archetypal genital signal— Are hidden from sight, & ****** wagging Will get you arrested. Perhaps, pheromones may be the answer. Dr. Winifred Cutler’s Bio: (As read by Don Pardo, postmortem). “Biologist and behavioral endocrinologist Dr. Winifred Cutler was the first to establish the presence of human pheromones in 1986 when her team removed sweat from human underarms and found that only the odorless materials that contained pheromones remained.” Blessed are the Underarm Sweat Removers, A Labor cohort Soon to be SEIU smorganized . . . Organized, smorganized. | Karen Koedding, Productivity ... https://www.linkedin.com/.../organized-smorganized-karen-koe...LinkedIn Organized, smorganized. Jan 7, 2015. 209Views; 11Likes; 3Comments. Share on LinkedIn; Share on Facebook; Share on Google Plus; Share on Twitter. Ka-Ching. Ka-Ching. And Andy Stern’s suggestion, Probably the best for anyone Searching for a new mate, or Wanting to move up, Move up to a new relationship plateau, Move up to a higher class of ****** Open your nostrils. Take a deep breath. Bio continues: “Dr. Winifred Cutler Founded the Athena Institute in 1986, Selected that name Signifying the mission; Helping women increase Wisdom and skill, Relative to Their Bodies, Their Health, Their Wellbeing.” Why not a Nobel for Dr. Cutler? Testimony follows: “Pheromones magnify my mojo. I wear the love potion that makes The most gorgeous gal in the bar-- That kind of gorgeous gal, Usually out of my league— Makes her look my way. Welcome, my fingers Touch her siren shoulder. She turns, ‘What do you want?’ she asks coyly. ‘Um, want to dance?’ I manage. She grins, looks me Up and down— Mostly down— And says, “Not really.” The verdict? Apparently, the scent of pheromones is Still overpowered by nerves. Let’s face it: Women can smell fear.
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 4:57 PM UTC
“Dr. Winifred Cutler: One **** *****
Let’s face it: we’re not all George Clooney. Most of us need a little help scoring with chicks. Our dicks—the archetypal genital signal— Are hidden from sight, & ****** wagging Will get you arrested. Perhaps, pheromones may be the answer. Dr. Winifred Cutler’s Bio: (As read by Don Pardo, postmortem). “Biologist and behavioral endocrinologist Dr. Winifred Cutler was the first to establish the presence of human pheromones in 1986 when her team removed sweat from human underarms and found that only the odorless materials that contained pheromones remained.” Blessed are the Underarm Sweat Removers, A Labor cohort Soon to be SEIU smorganized . . . Organized, smorganized. | Karen Koedding, Productivity ... https://www.linkedin.com/.../organized-smorganized-karen-koe...LinkedIn Organized, smorganized. Jan 7, 2015. 209Views; 11Likes; 3Comments. Share on LinkedIn; Share on Facebook; Share on Google Plus; Share on Twitter. Ka-Ching. Ka-Ching. And Andy Stern’s suggestion, Probably the best for anyone Searching for a new mate, or Wanting to move up, Move up to a new relationship plateau, Move up to a higher class of ****** Open your nostrils. Take a deep breath. Bio continues: “Dr. Winifred Cutler Founded the Athena Institute in 1986, Selected that name Signifying the mission; Helping women increase Wisdom and skill, Relative to Their Bodies, Their Health, Their Wellbeing.” Why not a Nobel for Dr. Cutler? Testimony follows: “Pheromones magnify my mojo. I wear the love potion that makes The most gorgeous gal in the bar-- That kind of gorgeous gal, Usually out of my league— Makes her look my way. Welcome, my fingers Touch her siren shoulder. She turns, ‘What do you want?’ she asks coyly. ‘Um, want to dance?’ I manage. She grins, looks me Up and down— Mostly down— And says, “Not really.” The verdict? Apparently, the scent of pheromones is Still overpowered by nerves. Let’s face it: Women can smell fear.
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A PAINTING NAMED ‘AN OLD BICYCLE’*                                                                 She cycled with me and we chatted so merrily                                 I was eighteen and she was sixteen                                 Down the hill and across the meadow so freely                                The flowers waved to us--life was beautiful and pristine.                                 'I'll love you forever ' she did say                                 The words echoed through the air                                 But too soon after to a foreign land she sailed away                                 I wrote sadly in my diary--' Love is so cruel and unfair'.                                 Time opens up a misty past                                 Like a river life silently glided along                                 How many first-loves did ever last                                 Despite love’s first ecstatic song?                                 This painting touches my heart so deeply                                 But no tears fill my weary eyes                                 Old age is but compassion and sympathy                                 When the heart is sure and youthful passion dies. *   prompted by a painting posted in Linkedin
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Sep 11, 2015
Sep 11, 2015 at 10:33 PM UTC
A PAINTING NAMED ' AN OLD BICYCLE'
A PAINTING NAMED ‘AN OLD BICYCLE’*                                                                 She cycled with me and we chatted so merrily                                 I was eighteen and she was sixteen                                 Down the hill and across the meadow so freely                                The flowers waved to us--life was beautiful and pristine.                                 'I'll love you forever ' she did say                                 The words echoed through the air                                 But too soon after to a foreign land she sailed away                                 I wrote sadly in my diary--' Love is so cruel and unfair'.                                 Time opens up a misty past                                 Like a river life silently glided along                                 How many first-loves did ever last                                 Despite love’s first ecstatic song?                                 This painting touches my heart so deeply                                 But no tears fill my weary eyes                                 Old age is but compassion and sympathy                                 When the heart is sure and youthful passion dies. *   prompted by a painting posted in Linkedin
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the links go viral in the wondrous wasteland people notice blue lettering take journeys in rivulets of meaning down pages pumping information its crazy this desire for numbers on twitter, FB. linkedin loops click click click we go on a virtual merry go round dog chasing tail? the circle widens, ripples be wise they say keep it clean, smart as we manage this momentum will the bubble burst in a connected world where we remain faceless, voiceless life on a keyboard ruled by a mouse scampering through ghost people its time to go back to living and handshakes and kisses phone numbers in wallets smell skin and taste and touch its time to sleep now forever unconnected. © Marshall Gass. All rights reserved, 14 days ago - See more at: http://allpoetry.com/poem/11677675-Social-media-by-Marshall-Gass-noguest#sthash.B2PpCyij.dpuf
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Oct 12, 2014
Oct 12, 2014 at 8:12 PM UTC
Social media
My voice, my words travel into space In my dreams, my poem are read by you Even when I am awake, you alert me with notification what a new and wonderful generation. My soul move like a slow moving cloud On a hot sunny day: I LinkedIn to my friends The internet has allow me to see your valleys, Your hills, homes, mountains and your exotic flowers impressive, deeply appreciative : No need to expressed concern I am loving it.. Your cultures and diversity Is worth fostering I am always going to be there with you: I Envy your freedom But will cherish your kindness, For me it's ways to get a natural high Dancing In your dazzling flowers fields or Walking your sandy beaches, I am a clingy leech to poetry A poet who’s always in high spirit That’s me! Enjoying the breeze and the view From my Internet explorer
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 10:53 AM UTC
Internet privilages
Recruitment without Naukri Is like a cobra Stripped of its venom A tree without leaves A musician without an instrument A Mutton Biryani without the mutton A laptop without a battery I can go on and on But you get the gist, right? Recruitment without Naukri How does it even work? Of course, there are other portals LinkedIn, Monster, Indeed TimesJobs, Shine, Updazz Dice, Hirist, Instahyre But do they even come close To matching the pin-point accuracy The sheer amount of detailing The refreshing practicality And finally, the user-friendliness That Naukri brings to the table? The answer to that, unfortunately Is a resounding no Recruitment without Naukri? Can it be managed? As mentioned earlier There are other portals But will your boss be ready to pay For any of them, apart from LinkedIn? The answer to that, unfortunately Is again a resounding no Recruitment without Naukri Coupled with a miserly boss Is like chasing 350 in 50 overs On a seaming wicket at Leeds All your hard work at the nets Goes to the drain As you keep trying to hit boundaries And end up getting clean bowled instead Ultimately, the loser is not the client Not the boss either It is you, and only you
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May 20, 2021
May 20, 2021 at 2:22 AM UTC
Recruitment without Naukri
They walk—no, more likely, they saunter, Embassy functionaries, associate profs at G-Dub, A smorgasbord of polka dots and vitae, Leopard-print and Linkedin pages, Sufficent and necessary in their presents and futures. I occupy a bench in my own shambling manner, Denim-clad most days, Perhaps affecting a less humble khaki If I am feeling particularly grandiloquent, Redeployed here from more rough-and-tumble of more avenues, Among the bar-and-concrete hosteled llamas and coyotes (Probably closer kin, if one is being honest) Simply an ornamental thing, overgrown garden gnome Or bowdlerized lawn jockey, unobtrusive and unnoticed By those who would coo at the macaos and mandarin ducks Or shudder at the offal left uneaten by black bears and maned wolves. And so such days proceed, from my convenience-store coffee arrival To such time that something approximating dinner Must be conjured or cadged from somewhere, My thoughts tend to stray not to the lionesses Nor sleek Catwoman-esque jaguars, But to the unpretentious turkey vultures of the fields of my youth, Circling warily, inexorably in threes and fours above And I know there is neither ennobling nor annihilation to find here, No outcome but to simply await.
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Feb 24, 2017
Feb 24, 2017 at 9:36 AM UTC
A Variation Upon Randall Jarrell's "The Woman At The Washington Zoo"
Hey, when you sent that LinkedIn invite I was impressed by your profile and couldn’t resist but respond. Then we became Facebook friends and Took our friendship to the next level. Texting and Tweeting brought our hearts closer, Romance became inevitable. Now that you are so close, I cannot but envy your smartphone. I wish I am that screen that You still stare at, even when we are with each other. I wish we could go back to the olden days, When the lovers lost themselves In each other’s eyes, in each other’s arms, Sitting on the beach facing the sky Merging with the colors of the Setting sun, with no mode of modern Communication, but our five senses. © Bharathi Devi
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Jul 7, 2015
Jul 7, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC
Modern Love
Send or Request Money a Facebook choice (new?) stumbled upon, what! no more the check is in the mail stall, which strikes me funny, cause my preference is to send offerings before being asked, which is one of those items that I list on Linkedin resume as a serious flaw under honorable man, listed under miscellaneous skills, next to often cranky quirky guy who is collaterally damaged and has been taken advantaged of Send or Request Money  a two way duality prefer send to request for me it’s more intriguing to be owed a tool to uncover honor-enabled humans that I close upon closer to my heart nearer to thee, my human god’s creation and that’s why you and them even me - even god (get in line) call me stillcrazyafteralltheseyears
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Apr 28, 2018
Apr 28, 2018 at 10:14 AM UTC
Send or Request Money
I said I wouldn't email. I said I wouldn't call. I said I wouldn't text. No communication with you at all. I disconnected from LinkedIn, blocked you on Facebook too. Unblocked you... then blocked you again. Read several self-help books. Tried to drink the thoughts away. Meditation, exercise, work and painting. Anything to get through another day. But no matter what I try, you are always still near. In my mind and my heart, you are forever loved, I fear.
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Dec 30, 2012
Dec 30, 2012 at 10:26 AM UTC
Disconnect
I apply I apply, Yet, No reply No reply, I apply I apply, Yet, No Interview No Interview, I believe, I believe, I will get hired, I believe, I believe, I will shine, No matter how many times you reject, I apply I apply, I linkedin, I linkedin many recruiters, I throw many applications in Dice, People say a friend in need is Friend Indeed, A friend indeed found a job in past, I wonder i wonder, all these job sites really work, I wonder i wonder, all these job sites really work, If you want to prove it right, find me a job where i sit tight, If you want to prove it right, find me a job where i sit tight, Job seeker, Job seeker, where have you been, I have been to all these websites, but in vain, Is there a train, which can find a job for my brain, Time will reveal when will be sun shine! I believe, I believe, I will get hired, I believe, I believe, I will shine!
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Apr 11, 2018
Apr 11, 2018 at 5:50 PM UTC
Employment
the initial purport this literary effort delivered atchew to reed constitutes hazmat tocks sin within White House blew per, viz thee president be getting a Hollywood love story with "Stormy Williams" despite brew haha murmur, now dapper Don in deep doo doo thus, this garrulous married pro LIX prone papa flew off (like a bat out of hell) to his Macbook Pro laptop presenting myself implicating Trump as po' faux guise Mister McGoo affiliated, confused, and explained being on par with Winnie the Pooh especially stuck right tub bear arms in grr... Rabbit's House, now he doth stew nsync, nonetheless this path a logical rhyme stir on the straight and true composeing grist sill for ye to view now, nar hating, hit ting private links provide attention turned toward two thousand twenty presidential election campaign no Iron nee, anno putter opportunity, how he diplomatically strived, and nearly scored to boast asthma, overt braggart, stalwart asper ideal consistency of cement poured affiliation, aggregation, and attestation moored prevails ma (Jack booted - magical) lord rolling back to Timbuktu progressive liberal Democratic initiatives star Apprentice sans ("NO LIES") being linkedin, he almost ignored with voluble chattering class hud hoard hobnobbing (with the likes of Missus Muir's ghost, who resort to Matthew Scott's turf brand), reconstituted, recycled, and repurposed, gourd nonetheless Trumping protocol necessitates me bing bored predictable feigned "FAKE" non accord.
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Apr 17, 2018
Apr 17, 2018 at 10:31 PM UTC
Field Day For Lawyers
the initial purport this literary effort delivered atchew to reed constitutes hazmat tocks sin within White House blew per, viz thee president be getting a Hollywood love story with "Stormy Williams" despite brew haha murmur, now dapper Don in deep doo doo thus, this garrulous married pro LIX prone papa flew off (like a bat out of hell) to his Macbook Pro laptop presenting myself implicating Trump as po' faux guise Mister McGoo affiliated, confused, and explained being on par with Winnie the Pooh especially stuck right tub bear arms in grr... Rabbit's House, now he doth stew nsync, nonetheless this path a logical rhyme stir on the straight and true composeing grist sill for ye to view now, nar hating, hit ting private links provide attention turned toward two thousand twenty presidential election campaign no Iron nee, anno putter opportunity, how he diplomatically strived, and nearly scored to boast asthma, overt braggart, stalwart asper ideal consistency of cement poured affiliation, aggregation, and attestation moored prevails ma (Jack booted - magical) lord rolling back to Timbuktu progressive liberal Democratic initiatives star Apprentice sans ("NO LIES") being linkedin, he almost ignored with voluble chattering class hud hoard hobnobbing (with the likes of Missus Muir's ghost, who resort to Matthew Scott's turf brand), reconstituted, recycled, and repurposed, gourd nonetheless Trumping protocol necessitates me bing bored predictable feigned "FAKE" non accord.
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Think you've been linkedIn that you're as safe because you're connected? yeah well, take a long look at Brinks Mat, money for old rope robbed by them old blokes you passed on the way here and you still think you're linkedin? stick a pin in any map and that'll show you that there's a pinhole in the map, you see it and believe it because the pin was in your hand and Linkedin? being Linkedin is a pinhole in the sand forever caving in forever falling through the castles that you build, filled with this desire to set those sights of yours just a little higher you'll give in to every whim, make believe you are the pin, but baby, you are not Linkedin it's just a ******* scam. Men with pins have a multitude of sins and lies disguised as truths and sold in fortune telling booths by Gypsies all related to the seventh son of **** knows who is the biggest pin of all. Don't you fall into the trap of thinking you're linkedin because that's just crap and you're bigger than that, almost as big as Brinks Mat thought they were, but we don't go near there, anymore.
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Oct 11, 2015
Oct 11, 2015 at 5:49 PM UTC
Heathrow hustles
Non descript hedge rows sculpted into ornamental animal via botanical artist wielding pruning shears and chain saw carved, limned and sculpted with wrist wrought voila uber prestidigitatiously head turning botanical picturesque Sun kist animals at an exhibition transformed miraculously via Te Deum divine fist *** ping, whence realistic fauna burst alive with an explosion of colorful twist and shout of foliage, where scalloped super flu us detritus manna for naturalist de cid Jew us detritus capacious carpet boar animation punk chew waiting groundswell Liszt ghost would arise from the grave to pro deuce magnum opus without a beat missed such shrubbery mimicking the likeness, sans glistening fleshy sin yew, and gist about ready to become bone a fide (green behind the ears) thriving vox populist, per species and genus wrought thrashing into birth as delicate crafts man promised to imbue life, liberty and pursuit of happiness whittling away leavings, thus did exist the nascent then omnipresent visible entity emerging from cocoon an herbalist meta morph hosed from imagination of skilled, practiced and mentalist conniver viz extracting the initially obscure blessed beast, where with august magic wielding tools of this specialty vis a vis bringing breathing manifest destiny ala Pinocchio (trans formed from wood to flesh), whereby finest dexterous chiseling blistering hands baffle on lookers as coterie of topiary harvest breaths mind bogglingly astoundingly authentic rooted ready to frolic in the grass menagerie a gamesome group of linkedin live progeny, the MichelAngelo of dirtiest canvass, an earthen tabula rasa of sorts where application threshing re: electric cool laid ahs hid test brings out chlorophyll doppelganger green hued key luster.
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May 18, 2018
May 18, 2018 at 8:03 PM UTC
Topiary Comes To Life
Non descript hedge rows sculpted into ornamental animal via botanical artist wielding pruning shears and chain saw carved, limned and sculpted with wrist wrought voila uber prestidigitatiously head turning botanical picturesque Sun kist animals at an exhibition transformed miraculously via Te Deum divine fist *** ping, whence realistic fauna burst alive with an explosion of colorful twist and shout of foliage, where scalloped super flu us detritus manna for naturalist de cid Jew us detritus capacious carpet boar animation punk chew waiting groundswell Liszt ghost would arise from the grave to pro deuce magnum opus without a beat missed such shrubbery mimicking the likeness, sans glistening fleshy sin yew, and gist about ready to become bone a fide (green behind the ears) thriving vox populist, per species and genus wrought thrashing into birth as delicate crafts man promised to imbue life, liberty and pursuit of happiness whittling away leavings, thus did exist the nascent then omnipresent visible entity emerging from cocoon an herbalist meta morph hosed from imagination of skilled, practiced and mentalist conniver viz extracting the initially obscure blessed beast, where with august magic wielding tools of this specialty vis a vis bringing breathing manifest destiny ala Pinocchio (trans formed from wood to flesh), whereby finest dexterous chiseling blistering hands baffle on lookers as coterie of topiary harvest breaths mind bogglingly astoundingly authentic rooted ready to frolic in the grass menagerie a gamesome group of linkedin live progeny, the MichelAngelo of dirtiest canvass, an earthen tabula rasa of sorts where application threshing re: electric cool laid ahs hid test brings out chlorophyll doppelganger green hued key luster.
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You ruined my favorite song, the one I played for you the night we (I?) confessed. You listened to my song and said you knew it too. You lied. You're a liar. You crinkled the fragile paper of my heart, already thin from ruined songs passed. When I hear it now I hear the drumbeat in your chest blood rushing through my ears the breaking of a glass staccato breath between-- Not: Your voice A phone call Text Email LinkedIn notification. You ruined my favorite song.
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Mar 21, 2017
Mar 21, 2017 at 8:34 AM UTC
You Ruined My Favorite Song
while luxuriating in the boughs aching to imbibe solar raiment golden this summer like february twenty first two thousand and eighteen when old man took a mandatory brake from mister sun spilling forth unseasonably balmy temperatures equated from this human drake swallowed hard taking respite delighting, holistically lolling (nar gagging) obliviously par taking paradise magical optical pulsations, a desperate need to succor dehydration that found me relinquishing a coveted reading nook and cranny, this explanation not "FAKE" excuse withholding appeasing, an unrelenting paroxysm watering parched palette **** ceded to abend imagination immersion linkedin radiant nirvana basking (like a robin) while feeling spell bound by this warm weather unseasonably tropic teaser came to an end drew the analogy how indomitable joie de vivre kneading love intend ding, sans partaking draught found wealth between bounded pages doth mend moe so than any medication (akin to placing a wager sparring rivals) desire for on par, when body needs replenishment of fluids thus...deferring self for healthy pleasant liquid to slake in an effort to curtail parched mouth felt as if being scraped by a lab bot tummy sized rake thence entire corporeal being didst shimmy and shake analogous within mine so many dozen square feet parameters thee earth didst quake. thence upon gulping sweet pineapple juice (to evade dole drums) a poem yours truly decided to make.
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Feb 21, 2018
Feb 21, 2018 at 6:39 PM UTC
insatiable thirst
merciless genocide slaughter of native peoples wrought with (super) wanton zeal feeble ability to thwart "discoverers" rapine wicked onslaught merely ratcheted wrecked webbing wrenched tribal unity, violently rent asunder vibrant indigenous linkedin weave rendered sacred weltanschauung decimated "noble savage" woke wretched nightmare, sans pock marked worsted weal the Native American holocaust shrouded in whitewashed veil tragedy trampled truces triggering tearful trail scoped scattered remnant snuffed out via surveil futile sympathetic remonstrances, viz rant and rail hermetically sealed ***** deeds done dirt blunted, cheapened, and deadened lance armstrong to quail most definitely coloring faces of captive American Indians deathly pale into figurative coffin got hammered rusty nine inch nail subpar critical population mass for survival, plus storied "red man" bereft of ample potent male off limits to original proprietors forced to hightail happy hunting grounds o'er hill and dale becoming desiccated bleached bones devoid of awful, pitiful, and sorrowful fait accompli and roaming spirits like banshees bewail grievous shadow a blot doth cause me to ail!
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Apr 29, 2018
Apr 29, 2018 at 6:16 PM UTC
primal beat
The thing that makes us intangibly connected, painfully aware and eternally unsatisfied, each time google asks 'Did you actually mean this  you illiterate oblivious moron?', or pin interest shows a wedge of black forest cake at midnight, or facebook goes out of its way to advertise an ex's new relationship only for linkedin to suggest you congratulate him on the new job. We continue to see, hear and feel, but we cannot touch and we cannot reach, so we search for other lost souls within this virtual abyss, unable to torrent love, stream joy or download content, We have now created online forums and communities, to share and like the pain, solitude and void.
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Mar 1, 2014
Mar 1, 2014 at 1:57 PM UTC
www.
outward brain stem hummock      analogously, (asper bound minuscule magnum opus)      figuratively paginated with drowned atavistic animal instincts      roar back to life upon found perceived or real threat adrenaline      splashes cerebral hemispheres      triggering body electric      to become alert as a blood hound countless millenniums ago the flight or fight reaction apropos when savage beasts      threatened tribe with bro whizzing primitive creatures some forced tweet crow wing, thence railing, swooping,      trouncing dough main housing small cluster of emo ting primates (gabbling in primal      grunts and groans witnessing ruminants      scurrying to and fro survival of the fittest danger field      thus by dint of inherent smarts didst grow outwitting wily coyote, or other lion eyes, *** ping automatic saving grace tactics recalled, when looming predator doth woof      and warp emergency arises,      when debacle fore stalled for time against getting mauled whereby each subsequent ruse out foxing fierce-some, hungry non a mew zing potential breakfast, lunch,      or dinner as the sorry loo sir aye sic newt ton, sans this non nonsense game of "Life",      which thru countless millenniums strategies grew layered upon left and right cerebral hemispheres few till hetty became diminished      as con tra bands of bipedal hominids drew upon accumulated storied history      learned from Bubba Zayda's      many times over motley crew squirreling modus operandi      wove (traversing eons)      corpus collosum hair      (more so nerve fiber weave a microscopic whirled wide web linkedin      left and right fist size gray matter      coated with transparent integument      custom made swiftly tailored sleeve ah...proving grounds,      when forebears of **** Sapiens      touch and go tagged on permanent leave      on par with imagining dragons easy to believe.
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Mar 17, 2018
Mar 17, 2018 at 7:22 PM UTC
Quiescence Pervades Medulla Oblongata
outward brain stem hummock      analogously, (asper bound minuscule magnum opus)      figuratively paginated with drowned atavistic animal instincts      roar back to life upon found perceived or real threat adrenaline      splashes cerebral hemispheres      triggering body electric      to become alert as a blood hound countless millenniums ago the flight or fight reaction apropos when savage beasts      threatened tribe with bro whizzing primitive creatures some forced tweet crow wing, thence railing, swooping,      trouncing dough main housing small cluster of emo ting primates (gabbling in primal      grunts and groans witnessing ruminants      scurrying to and fro survival of the fittest danger field      thus by dint of inherent smarts didst grow outwitting wily coyote, or other lion eyes, *** ping automatic saving grace tactics recalled, when looming predator doth woof      and warp emergency arises,      when debacle fore stalled for time against getting mauled whereby each subsequent ruse out foxing fierce-some, hungry non a mew zing potential breakfast, lunch,      or dinner as the sorry loo sir aye sic newt ton, sans this non nonsense game of "Life",      which thru countless millenniums strategies grew layered upon left and right cerebral hemispheres few till hetty became diminished      as con tra bands of bipedal hominids drew upon accumulated storied history      learned from Bubba Zayda's      many times over motley crew squirreling modus operandi      wove (traversing eons)      corpus collosum hair      (more so nerve fiber weave a microscopic whirled wide web linkedin      left and right fist size gray matter      coated with transparent integument      custom made swiftly tailored sleeve ah...proving grounds,      when forebears of **** Sapiens      touch and go tagged on permanent leave      on par with imagining dragons easy to believe.
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In March 2001, Melania granted green card asper elite EB-1 program intended for renowned academic researchers, multinational business executives (linkedin with Uncle SAM) or those in other fields, such as Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors, who demonstrated “sustained national and international acclaim” until...now, when (FAKE trophy wife)... besieged with WHAM! The Don whips to defense of (legal residency status), sans his third wife imbroglio finds the president flat footed regarding spouses' granted citizenry permission rife, where details concerning former in vogue Slovak model now cushy life challenging her right to live in The United States, the most Democratic nation plus concomitant abrogation afforded robber Baroness admission dispensing hot button issue of CHAIN MIGRATION, where sentiment underscored verbatim "Some people come in, and they bring their whole family with them, who can be truly evil. NOT ACCEPTABLE!” The above on record as authentic Trumpian tweet, hence quoted with poetic license, a prime example how two (or more faced) president didst react to un seat fairness, which November twitter allowing parents with bearhug he did greet legal residency of her parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, as Elite who received figurative green light despite riding piggyback Nsync with military beat ting back pesky atop flimsy green card, the freedom appetite got whet scrutiny, and now a ironic Gordian Knot set tilled and solved making mincemeat to pet files, particularly equality for those skeined alive in the DACA net ready to boot innocent offspring of supposed illegal aliens on the next departing jet!
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Mar 1, 2018
Mar 1, 2018 at 5:55 PM UTC
FLOTUS FLAUNTED EINSTEIN VISA
In March 2001, Melania granted green card asper elite EB-1 program intended for renowned academic researchers, multinational business executives (linkedin with Uncle SAM) or those in other fields, such as Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors, who demonstrated “sustained national and international acclaim” until...now, when (FAKE trophy wife)... besieged with WHAM! The Don whips to defense of (legal residency status), sans his third wife imbroglio finds the president flat footed regarding spouses' granted citizenry permission rife, where details concerning former in vogue Slovak model now cushy life challenging her right to live in The United States, the most Democratic nation plus concomitant abrogation afforded robber Baroness admission dispensing hot button issue of CHAIN MIGRATION, where sentiment underscored verbatim "Some people come in, and they bring their whole family with them, who can be truly evil. NOT ACCEPTABLE!” The above on record as authentic Trumpian tweet, hence quoted with poetic license, a prime example how two (or more faced) president didst react to un seat fairness, which November twitter allowing parents with bearhug he did greet legal residency of her parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, as Elite who received figurative green light despite riding piggyback Nsync with military beat ting back pesky atop flimsy green card, the freedom appetite got whet scrutiny, and now a ironic Gordian Knot set tilled and solved making mincemeat to pet files, particularly equality for those skeined alive in the DACA net ready to boot innocent offspring of supposed illegal aliens on the next departing jet!
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Circa Holy Roman Empire between ninth and thirteenth century after common era (approximately 800 AD and 1200 AD) benchmark year 780 bracketed Benedictine monks of Corbie Abbey devised cheeky guttural lingual rapartee vis a vis European calligraphic standard script inked lined writ via extant Irish and English monastic members nsync strong influence of Irish literati eased communication popular Latin cognoscenti common lingua franca spawned Carolingian Renaissance Codices, pagan and Christian text plus educational material written viz Carolingian minuscule Emperor Charlemagne issued prescription (hence named Carolingian) boosted unified modus operandi he advocated learning, though somewhat illiterate recognized value of education predicated on singular codified regional alphabet, the then webbed wide world linkedin, sans uniform symbolic shapes uncontested salient advantage offered up ease to master clear distinct explicit letter formation simple logic boosted rapidly transmitted standardization, especially with exceptional legible readable characteristic adequate spaces between words Merovingian "chancery hand" still reserved to draft traditional charters Gothic and Anglo Saxon favored traditional local script as opposed to Latin learning latter involved less tricked out embellished flourishes or interconnected strokes drawn by a scribe allowing, enabling, and providing greater popularity to teach masses, latent etymological nuances apparent centuries following implementation quasi initial Carolingian letters steadfast, where Carolingian influence moats strong adopted local stylistic signature flavor divergence woke since proliferation stoking diffuse prospects decreeing entrenched footing, where auspices boded prescient until groundswell didst surcease sub limb mated into modern patois.
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May 14, 2018
May 14, 2018 at 7:39 PM UTC
Carolingian Minuscule
Circa Holy Roman Empire between ninth and thirteenth century after common era (approximately 800 AD and 1200 AD) benchmark year 780 bracketed Benedictine monks of Corbie Abbey devised cheeky guttural lingual rapartee vis a vis European calligraphic standard script inked lined writ via extant Irish and English monastic members nsync strong influence of Irish literati eased communication popular Latin cognoscenti common lingua franca spawned Carolingian Renaissance Codices, pagan and Christian text plus educational material written viz Carolingian minuscule Emperor Charlemagne issued prescription (hence named Carolingian) boosted unified modus operandi he advocated learning, though somewhat illiterate recognized value of education predicated on singular codified regional alphabet, the then webbed wide world linkedin, sans uniform symbolic shapes uncontested salient advantage offered up ease to master clear distinct explicit letter formation simple logic boosted rapidly transmitted standardization, especially with exceptional legible readable characteristic adequate spaces between words Merovingian "chancery hand" still reserved to draft traditional charters Gothic and Anglo Saxon favored traditional local script as opposed to Latin learning latter involved less tricked out embellished flourishes or interconnected strokes drawn by a scribe allowing, enabling, and providing greater popularity to teach masses, latent etymological nuances apparent centuries following implementation quasi initial Carolingian letters steadfast, where Carolingian influence moats strong adopted local stylistic signature flavor divergence woke since proliferation stoking diffuse prospects decreeing entrenched footing, where auspices boded prescient until groundswell didst surcease sub limb mated into modern patois.
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