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"lickin" poems
She don't like her eggs all runny she thinks crossin' her legs is funny she looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter bunny she's my baby I'm her honey Never Gonna Let Her Go He ain't got laid in a Month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my ****** he ain't too sharp but he gets things done drinks beer like it's oxygen and he's my baby I'm his honey Never gonna let him go In Spite of Ourselves we'll end up sitting on a rainbow Against All Odds honey were the big door prize We're going to spite our noses right off of our faces there won't be nothin' but a big ol'  Hearts dancin' in our eyes she thinks all my jokes are corny convict movies make her ***** she likes ketchup with her scrambled eggs swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs she takes a lickin' she keeps on tickin' I'm never going to let her go He's got more ***** than A Big Brass Monkey he's a whacked-out ****** and a love bug ****** Sly as a fox crazy as a loon when payday comes he's howlin' at the moon he is my baby and I don't mean maybe I'm never going to let him go In Spite of Ourselves we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow Against All Odds honey were the big door prize we're going to spite our noses right off of our faces there won't be nothing but big ol' Hearts dancin' in our eyes In Spite of Ourselves Written by John Prime Cherie Nolan- A favorite wedding tune
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Aug 27, 2016
Aug 27, 2016 at 9:35 PM UTC
"In Spite of Ourselves" - lyrics by John Prine
The KFC bucket has chicken It's so good I be finger lickin O how I can only wish that there is a dish of breaded chicken How I love KFC the taste the feeling in my tummy
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Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 10:35 AM UTC
KFC
hey hey ......breakdown hey hey the breakdown aint a thing you can do but breakdown unto the truth over an over again boy....gotta breakdown girl.....breakdown, too lickin the boots of the government man crawling neath the table of the corporate king seein ya doin it makes me puke break down the slave inside a you breakdown the slave an know the truth over an over again hey hey......breakdown hey hey the breakdown aint a thing that yoy can do but break down unto the truth over and over agin breakdown breakdown breakdown breakdown breakdown you slave you over an over again
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Jul 22, 2010
Jul 22, 2010 at 4:45 PM UTC
breakdown
****** and bass ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. **** that's why I won't pursue her. Love and the essence of life don't get through to her. She is an addict. Running from life and abusing **** to get away from it. So much beauty and potential but he she wanna be a dumb ***** She wanna be that ***** or some ***** that gotta man that's rich and follow the crowd. Blowin loud. Poopin xans and sippin lean. She ain't never seen a trap but She listens to Future and shes stumblin. Choppin it the **** up and mumblin. Lickin her lips and giggling because my sub in the trunk is tickling her pearl tongue and both lungs. We are both young but that's no reason to act so dumb and walk around all numb. When I kick her some philosophy she doesn't care all she can think about is her on top of me. All in her soul. All in her face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. The Promethazine King. The codeine connoisseur. You can't be a loser if you wanna get through to her.   She needs your dollar signs and expensive **** before you even see the **** or a *** or an *** cheek. She's fine as hell but If you ask me she ain't no Ashley from Fresh Prince. She's nasty.   Freaky and far from innocent. She wants it blasted in her face until she can't see straight. She wants the force from the back till she feel it in her stomach and her back. She listens to Future but I'm no codeine cowboy. She's mistaken me for him because I'm as fresh as an altoid and my eyes are as low as the unemployment rate. I set the bait and there is the prey. Now she is all in my face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass.
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 1:15 PM UTC
"She Listens To Future"
****** and bass ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. **** that's why I won't pursue her. Love and the essence of life don't get through to her. She is an addict. Running from life and abusing **** to get away from it. So much beauty and potential but he she wanna be a dumb ***** She wanna be that ***** or some ***** that gotta man that's rich and follow the crowd. Blowin loud. Poopin xans and sippin lean. She ain't never seen a trap but She listens to Future and shes stumblin. Choppin it the **** up and mumblin. Lickin her lips and giggling because my sub in the trunk is tickling her pearl tongue and both lungs. We are both young but that's no reason to act so dumb and walk around all numb. When I kick her some philosophy she doesn't care all she can think about is her on top of me. All in her soul. All in her face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. The Promethazine King. The codeine connoisseur. You can't be a loser if you wanna get through to her.   She needs your dollar signs and expensive **** before you even see the **** or a *** or an *** cheek. She's fine as hell but If you ask me she ain't no Ashley from Fresh Prince. She's nasty.   Freaky and far from innocent. She wants it blasted in her face until she can't see straight. She wants the force from the back till she feel it in her stomach and her back. She listens to Future but I'm no codeine cowboy. She's mistaken me for him because I'm as fresh as an altoid and my eyes are as low as the unemployment rate. I set the bait and there is the prey. Now she is all in my face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass.
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This poem is a Google Adwords ad, Intruding into the sidebar of your heart. It’s a 1-800-LAWYERS commercial Making you money off your personal injury. It’s a brutal, ****** UFC bout, Weak in its ground game but knows its Jiu-Jitsu And it’s got you on the mat, begging you to tap out. This poem is ***** a SNAFU waiting to happen. It’s the sarin gas Syria used against its own And it’s the attack America will be responding with, Using ****** to punish murderers. This poem is a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken Getting your finger-lickin’-good fingers nice and greasy. This poem is yet another poet writing yet another poem about poems, With the word poem repeated ad nauseum. This poem is a bunch of awful band names, Like Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Tapes ‘n Tapes, and Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!. It’s a summer blockbuster and a teen dystopian trilogy. It’s riding ***** In your ex’s car. This poem is anthropogenic global warming Whose CO2 emissions are dangerously high and climbing While its polar bears are stranded on the broken ice floes of its verses. It’s a baseball crowd speaking the words “no hitter” In the midst of a no-no Which itself is a no-no. Its bad grammar, who’s comma’s are all, out of place And its’ apostrophe’s, are meaningless. This poem is Zooey Deschanel, Who will not marry me some day, any day, in the future. In fact, it doesn’t even know I exist.
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Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 3:35 PM UTC
States of Being
Lettuce is love, lettuce is life. You walked up to McDonald's and ordered a mcdouble I was behind you in line, looking for some trouble I said, "excuse me sir, you know mcdoubles don't have lettuce, right?" He said, "yes, but I can't eat lettuce at this time of night" I was getting angry at this point, not gonna lie I was like, "come on buddy give it a try" He started backing away, a little intimidated The farther away he went, the more I felt the hatred How can he not want lettuce? This dude's real close to getting fought The cashier interrupted my thought "I can get who's next in line" I said, "cool, I'll take a McChicken, it's a bite of heaven Actually I take that back, I want eleven" You already know i didn't buy them for the chicken I bought them for the lettuce, it's tasty finger lickin' The cashier says "is that all I can get you tonight?" I turned back to her said "naw, gimme a medium Sprite" Got my drink and my McChickens, then tried find this guy to fight He's at a table munching on his mcdouble by himself I caught him looking enviously at my McChicken, lettuce spewing out health I sat down at the booth beside him Told him how I despise him For not getting lettuce, how could one be so arrogant? I threw a punch to his face hard enough to leave a dent He yelled out in pain, tryna run away The cashier notified me that the police were on their way My fate was inevitable, but I did it for lettuce It's been 3 years now, been locked up ever since Lettuce makes me happier than ever, it's my only friend My favorite thing in the world, nothing and no one can contend Moral of this story: get lettuce on your sandwich, Unless you wanna go to mcdonalds and end up with a bandage I can finally conclude, after this long strife Lettuce is love, lettuce is life.
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Feb 13, 2016
Feb 13, 2016 at 10:54 PM UTC
Lettuce is love, lettuce is life
Lettuce is love, lettuce is life. You walked up to McDonald's and ordered a mcdouble I was behind you in line, looking for some trouble I said, "excuse me sir, you know mcdoubles don't have lettuce, right?" He said, "yes, but I can't eat lettuce at this time of night" I was getting angry at this point, not gonna lie I was like, "come on buddy give it a try" He started backing away, a little intimidated The farther away he went, the more I felt the hatred How can he not want lettuce? This dude's real close to getting fought The cashier interrupted my thought "I can get who's next in line" I said, "cool, I'll take a McChicken, it's a bite of heaven Actually I take that back, I want eleven" You already know i didn't buy them for the chicken I bought them for the lettuce, it's tasty finger lickin' The cashier says "is that all I can get you tonight?" I turned back to her said "naw, gimme a medium Sprite" Got my drink and my McChickens, then tried find this guy to fight He's at a table munching on his mcdouble by himself I caught him looking enviously at my McChicken, lettuce spewing out health I sat down at the booth beside him Told him how I despise him For not getting lettuce, how could one be so arrogant? I threw a punch to his face hard enough to leave a dent He yelled out in pain, tryna run away The cashier notified me that the police were on their way My fate was inevitable, but I did it for lettuce It's been 3 years now, been locked up ever since Lettuce makes me happier than ever, it's my only friend My favorite thing in the world, nothing and no one can contend Moral of this story: get lettuce on your sandwich, Unless you wanna go to mcdonalds and end up with a bandage I can finally conclude, after this long strife Lettuce is love, lettuce is life.
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Driving around this valley of sheets When I see a IHOP and realize that a sudden hunger has come over me They say Come Hungry, Leave Happy, and with one glance at your buns, perfectly made I realize that I have been staring far too long. Like Taco Bell, I should Think Outside The Bun But as I pass a Burger King I begin to wonder how many possible ways there really are to Have It Your Way, and as I lay you down I smile at the thought of how wonderful the taste of each one of your Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors will be. While I start to undress you I pause, hesitant With your smile and slow rhythmic breaths a song bursts into my head with a just one tip as if I'm at Cold Stone, and I think, just Let Yourself Go. "Where to start?" I ask as I glance up at Subway and I am reminded that I should always Eat Fresh. I should go in slow, but I dive right in like a bucket of KFC The scent of you, so enticing. The taste, Finger Lickin' Good I'll savor every moment, and by the subtle McDonald's arches that your back resembles, I'm Lovin' It and so are you. I grab a handful at ******* and realize that this poem is Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined. Nonetheless, I can tell by the look in your eyes that you are ready Asking the same question that they ask at Wendy's Where's The Beef?
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Mar 28, 2011
Mar 28, 2011 at 1:30 PM UTC
Fast Serenade
You aren't big **** 'till you're on a stick, not even legitimate like gator, hotdogs, sausage and chicken. A stick gets your mouth waterin' and your tongue lickin' you can get your veggies on a shish-kabob and cotton candy handed to you at any sport or circus, we even got religious services about servin' this person on a stick! Wanna be famous? Get your wish and put somethin' on a stick-- the get rich quick types stick 'em up their *** while the rest of us gather at fairs and carnivals to mindlessly laugh at jugglers, clowns and ride circular rides. All the while snackin' on somethin' on a stick.
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Aug 18, 2012
Aug 18, 2012 at 4:22 PM UTC
America: On a Stick
Minding our own barely making it rhyme, it's all coming out there's dust in the drought but the rain comes in time. Nothing held back I've got nothing to say, let it roll off my shoulders puts less your mind and it's better that way. (hum or sing chorus) All I wanted       porch              swing                  rhythm~      back               and      forth          with you, babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. And isn't this nice? you like hot tea on ice thank you, yes, I can follow directions so please don't think twice. And isn't this great? we can stay out real late watching millions of sparkling stars while you're lickin' that plate? Bridge---( can you hear it?) I said nothing at all it's that horse in the stall my foot fell asleep but I'm not gonna weep I can drag it or crawl. Now the wind's in the trees and your hand's on my knees and the warmth of your breath on my neck puts my tired mind at ease. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rhythm..     back...               and...         forth...         with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. Minding our own making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but you rain comes in time... Distracted, it's true idle chatter won't do Better nothing to say put the music on play and be quiet with you. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rhythm..     back...               and...         forth...         with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you.
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Mar 19, 2014
Mar 19, 2014 at 1:39 PM UTC
Porch Swing Rhythm ( the lyrics)
Minding our own barely making it rhyme, it's all coming out there's dust in the drought but the rain comes in time. Nothing held back I've got nothing to say, let it roll off my shoulders puts less your mind and it's better that way. (hum or sing chorus) All I wanted       porch              swing                  rhythm~      back               and      forth          with you, babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. And isn't this nice? you like hot tea on ice thank you, yes, I can follow directions so please don't think twice. And isn't this great? we can stay out real late watching millions of sparkling stars while you're lickin' that plate? Bridge---( can you hear it?) I said nothing at all it's that horse in the stall my foot fell asleep but I'm not gonna weep I can drag it or crawl. Now the wind's in the trees and your hand's on my knees and the warmth of your breath on my neck puts my tired mind at ease. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rhythm..     back...               and...         forth...         with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. Minding our own making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but you rain comes in time... Distracted, it's true idle chatter won't do Better nothing to say put the music on play and be quiet with you. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rhythm..     back...               and...         forth...         with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you.
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Then took her by complete surprise; Bursting forth into hysterics I gazed into her glazed, mesmeric eyes **My intention descending like nightmarish haze; *Said **** that merit badge Grandma ***** let the cat out the bag I wanna play*** She's fixin for a lickin And I'm dying to get a taste That ***** glistening so listen Preheat the oven don't need no glove I've got an addiction finna bore in frictionless! Instantly smitten, Her face turned shades of crimson when I finished with "Lets play genital hide & seek - You're it" It's time to remit demented dementia baby I'm not so easy to forget; & I'm shots of splotchy red like syphilis *Don't front like you won't give me the nookie Girl urrbody had a crack at your world famous cookies & I just can't keep my hand out the jar* Tonight I'll wrestle a cougar with my bare hands
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Apr 20, 2014
Apr 20, 2014 at 4:20 AM UTC
Today I helped an old lady cross the street
Minding our own making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but the rain comes in time. Nothing held back I've got nothing to say, let it roll off my shoulders puts less your mind and it's better that way. All I wanted       porch              swing                  rhythm~                            back               and      forth             with you, babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. And isn't this nice? you like hot tea on ice thank you, yes, I can follow directions so please don't think twice. And isn't this great? we can stay out real late watching millions of sparkling stars while you're lickin' that plate? I said nothing at all it's that horse in the stall my foot fell asleep but I'm not gonna weep I can drag it or crawl. Now the wind's in the trees and your hand's on my knees and the warmth of your breath on my neck puts my tired mind at ease. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rh­ythm..     back...               and...         forth...         ­with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. Minding our own making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but you rain comes in time... Distracted, it's true idle chatter won't do Better nothing to say put the music on play and be quiet with you. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rh­ythm..     back...               and...         forth...         ­with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you.
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Nov 15, 2014
Nov 15, 2014 at 11:33 PM UTC
Porch Swing Rhythm
Minding our own making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but the rain comes in time. Nothing held back I've got nothing to say, let it roll off my shoulders puts less your mind and it's better that way. All I wanted       porch              swing                  rhythm~                            back               and      forth             with you, babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. And isn't this nice? you like hot tea on ice thank you, yes, I can follow directions so please don't think twice. And isn't this great? we can stay out real late watching millions of sparkling stars while you're lickin' that plate? I said nothing at all it's that horse in the stall my foot fell asleep but I'm not gonna weep I can drag it or crawl. Now the wind's in the trees and your hand's on my knees and the warmth of your breath on my neck puts my tired mind at ease. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rh­ythm..     back...               and...         forth...         ­with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. Minding our own making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but you rain comes in time... Distracted, it's true idle chatter won't do Better nothing to say put the music on play and be quiet with you. All I wanted       porch...                     swing...             rh­ythm..     back...               and...         forth...         ­with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you.
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Up early Thinkin bout my girly N her nice curls How she was made for me Like God knew how much I like curves With thighs like Mya So good I think I might die Eyes so lovely I think I know why Cuz they lookin at me Like I'm someone or Somebody Got me feelin fire Now I'm tryna beat Like karate I'm deep in thought Bout bein on top Her tellin me To keep goin instead of stop Wrappin her hands round my neck Kissin n bitin me Lips n teeth send electricity And tingles that lighten me She wanted compliments Well these are free Complimentary I glimpsed ya legs last night When you were shining that light They looked lovely to me Just how I like I love ya smile when I can make it widen But it's ya lips that make me stiffen Thoughts of them kissin n lickin Every muscle on my body While those sweet fingers Tapered to perfection Slowly stroke and pull the choke on my ******** Face me or face away Just so long as you came to play
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May 8, 2013
May 8, 2013 at 1:49 AM UTC
Soft Pillows
Mr nasty nasty Playground's hooded claw All pervading presence Impossible to ignore. Easy target girl Only child and sitting duck Goldfish bowl kids on your side You nasty little **** Tireless decade quest Bully extraordinnaire Wicked witch Lookey likey The Gardens were your laire. Nasty bully ******* Playground to grave & beyond Drop dead celebration None stop sing along. Skinny black toothed ****** One day you get a lickin Returning the acid favour Delighted you got a kickin. Mr nasty nasty Never be forgetting Anxiety's dark beginnings Teenage girl blood letting. Grudge to another life Curses to bequest Burn in hell you ******* This one will never rest.
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May 24, 2015
May 24, 2015 at 6:16 AM UTC
Playground Witch
It's a mental ****** Chase it with some whiskey wine and dine on an alcoholic's appetite A mental fight It's wrong! It's right! My drink A sanctuary 2 am and nothing means **** I'm havin' a fit Jim Beam, My main man Kick with him Catch it with nets I can Worries disappear With Captain's there's nothin' to fear Can you hear troubles fading away? Problems that were the rave of the day No more (No longer a do-right) of what it's like to feel real kneel at the uh-oh toilet until upset subsides All the pain of surprise How can life be so unfair? Do I care anymore? My loved ones turned to folklore Bathe in the galore of false realities Am I me or the person I chose to be? After endless rounds of Jose Cuervo Did I lose count? I count it amongst my friends. He's the only man that's been there. Are we square? Tequila, my companion of the day Throw all your cares away Hakuna Matata what a wonderful stage to come to Kissin' the bottle Lovin' the liquor Runnin' down the throat Tryin' to feel it quicker Drunk and Happy because life is a world away Issues? You don't need tissues with beer as company Lonely, doesn't mean a thing and company is a closer fantasy The smoke from a cigarette the hit you can't quit Bad habits Carrots for rabbits and *nothin' feels as **** good* like ***** and nicotine makes me lean and mean ready for anything Lickin' the sin off my chin Party hardy All fun with Bacardi I can handle it and down the rest of my **** Until it's 11 a.m. the next day late for work again Maybe, I'm okay It's meant to be, Eve and her apple Temptation's frustration See? It's destiny This poison and me Crack, a poor man's coke Jack, a poor girl's hope
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May 13, 2010
May 13, 2010 at 5:45 AM UTC
An alcoholic's appetite
It's a mental ****** Chase it with some whiskey wine and dine on an alcoholic's appetite A mental fight It's wrong! It's right! My drink A sanctuary 2 am and nothing means **** I'm havin' a fit Jim Beam, My main man Kick with him Catch it with nets I can Worries disappear With Captain's there's nothin' to fear Can you hear troubles fading away? Problems that were the rave of the day No more (No longer a do-right) of what it's like to feel real kneel at the uh-oh toilet until upset subsides All the pain of surprise How can life be so unfair? Do I care anymore? My loved ones turned to folklore Bathe in the galore of false realities Am I me or the person I chose to be? After endless rounds of Jose Cuervo Did I lose count? I count it amongst my friends. He's the only man that's been there. Are we square? Tequila, my companion of the day Throw all your cares away Hakuna Matata what a wonderful stage to come to Kissin' the bottle Lovin' the liquor Runnin' down the throat Tryin' to feel it quicker Drunk and Happy because life is a world away Issues? You don't need tissues with beer as company Lonely, doesn't mean a thing and company is a closer fantasy The smoke from a cigarette the hit you can't quit Bad habits Carrots for rabbits and *nothin' feels as **** good* like ***** and nicotine makes me lean and mean ready for anything Lickin' the sin off my chin Party hardy All fun with Bacardi I can handle it and down the rest of my **** Until it's 11 a.m. the next day late for work again Maybe, I'm okay It's meant to be, Eve and her apple Temptation's frustration See? It's destiny This poison and me Crack, a poor man's coke Jack, a poor girl's hope
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“Dearest Degas,” she scrawled script tipped and tainted by blood, a reward only the most skilled of movement makers receive, one she gives away all too freely. “It’s times like these that make me think I used to be a lot closer to God and to you, but the lines are blurring now between you two and I am burning now with memories of the arch of your back echoed by brows crested by beads of sweet sweat raised higher still with finger-lickin’ lies and lowered by our goodbyes. They say my knees got lazy, but I pray en pointe daily at that battered barre, my altar closer to God than they’ve ever been. And it’s His name I speak, spoke over us as we rolled in our sin. ‘Turn to God!’ they screamed but you were always a better comforter than He. And without you to give me form, I will dance no more.”
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Aug 3, 2016
Aug 3, 2016 at 12:51 AM UTC
Degas' Dancer
A few years ago at some point in a day I remember sitting on a bay A bay that was a tank holding fish So many fish that I wish I had not eaten from my dish I’ve had my fair share of meat And I wish that instead I had something made from wheat I wish I had just ordered garlic bread Instead of something that was already dead Every year cows pigs and millions of others Are taken to the slaughter away from their mothers Away from their small cages and all that they’ve known Away from their friends and what they call home Every year pigs and cows Are raised to have their necks broken like bows Why does everyone just this occur When harmless animals are sent to the slaughter Why don’t people just go vegan And help the animals that are gonna get eaten We need to change from societies meat filled plate And argue the toss put up a debate Why don’t we just tell them what it is Even if some people wanna take the **** I am a vegan, that’s what it is I am a vegan, and I am disgusted I am disgusted that society thinks its okay to eat meat Something that from birth only gets beat So instead I eat food made from wheat shred Because I don’t want to eat something that is already dead Animal bodies are casted aside into meat pans and fryers Advertised by KFCs top of the range liers It is not finger lickin’ good It’s something that should not have been murdered before its adulthood Now some people think it’s okay to pay 15 quid For something that makes me wanna cry and it’s fried squid Now they might say “I only have it on occasion” But that squid had a life, plus its Asian Why not just let them be where they’re meant to next to China Instead of eating them in some chain restaurant diner All of these animals are meant to have different life styles But all it says on the packet is turn on the oven and twist these dials We need to change what society tells us to eat And we need to stop eating meat Because if we don’t change Then society will stay deranged I don’t care if you say “but Tom its free range” Because if you eat meat you don’t use your brain At least not to its’ full potential anyway And I hope you at least think about this all day Because I want you to change you ways So don’t take the cows away from their grass And do something other than sitting on your **** Stop and Think Before you pick up the milk to take a drink Because these cows pigs and millions of others Are raised to be slaughtered and are taken from their mothers I’m sure if you had a daughter You wouldn’t want her to be taken to the slaughter Because these cows, pigs and millions of others Just remember all of them had mothers.
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Mar 18, 2018
Mar 18, 2018 at 1:29 PM UTC
Cows, Pigs and Millions of Others
A few years ago at some point in a day I remember sitting on a bay A bay that was a tank holding fish So many fish that I wish I had not eaten from my dish I’ve had my fair share of meat And I wish that instead I had something made from wheat I wish I had just ordered garlic bread Instead of something that was already dead Every year cows pigs and millions of others Are taken to the slaughter away from their mothers Away from their small cages and all that they’ve known Away from their friends and what they call home Every year pigs and cows Are raised to have their necks broken like bows Why does everyone just this occur When harmless animals are sent to the slaughter Why don’t people just go vegan And help the animals that are gonna get eaten We need to change from societies meat filled plate And argue the toss put up a debate Why don’t we just tell them what it is Even if some people wanna take the **** I am a vegan, that’s what it is I am a vegan, and I am disgusted I am disgusted that society thinks its okay to eat meat Something that from birth only gets beat So instead I eat food made from wheat shred Because I don’t want to eat something that is already dead Animal bodies are casted aside into meat pans and fryers Advertised by KFCs top of the range liers It is not finger lickin’ good It’s something that should not have been murdered before its adulthood Now some people think it’s okay to pay 15 quid For something that makes me wanna cry and it’s fried squid Now they might say “I only have it on occasion” But that squid had a life, plus its Asian Why not just let them be where they’re meant to next to China Instead of eating them in some chain restaurant diner All of these animals are meant to have different life styles But all it says on the packet is turn on the oven and twist these dials We need to change what society tells us to eat And we need to stop eating meat Because if we don’t change Then society will stay deranged I don’t care if you say “but Tom its free range” Because if you eat meat you don’t use your brain At least not to its’ full potential anyway And I hope you at least think about this all day Because I want you to change you ways So don’t take the cows away from their grass And do something other than sitting on your **** Stop and Think Before you pick up the milk to take a drink Because these cows pigs and millions of others Are raised to be slaughtered and are taken from their mothers I’m sure if you had a daughter You wouldn’t want her to be taken to the slaughter Because these cows, pigs and millions of others Just remember all of them had mothers.
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I gotta go to the store where on the corner stands a ***** She dresses kinda **** but her jeans are all tore Prolly from the last time she was kneeling on the floor **** it ima say hi cause im a little bored Hey whatsup Its just my luck But before u duck Can i get a **** I dont wanna **** Cause i only gotta buck If i wasn't such a schmuck Ud get stuck As we **** So we get back to my place Undid her shirt made of lace She takes off her ******* and tries to sit on my face Whooaaaaaa Slof down lil lady this isn't a race Me lickin' you down Hell No it ain't the case Not the time nor the place Maybe if your ***** was still an ace But after all your work it's just a disgrace Problem is ur a beautiful woman, a pussly like that is nothing to waste On second thought, you know what, No ill pass on that taste Are you on the pill? You better be still If not in the morning you'll be feeling real ill Your sicker than that cause u might get a thrill When you walk to the doctor and get them to **** My future little boy i was gonna name Bill I through about Will But before I knew it he's laying real still Now im starting to get angry get the **** outta my grill or ill end up dumping pieces of ur body in the water mill bury the rest on the other side of the hill An eye for an eye and a **** for a **** I dont want any drama Especially from a baby mamma Lemme breath for a minute at least gimme a comma, Ok relax mother ****** or ima spell "cide" after "homa" Lemme calm down before all this deli drama
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Dec 3, 2011
Dec 3, 2011 at 11:27 AM UTC
The Deli...
I gotta go to the store where on the corner stands a ***** She dresses kinda **** but her jeans are all tore Prolly from the last time she was kneeling on the floor **** it ima say hi cause im a little bored Hey whatsup Its just my luck But before u duck Can i get a **** I dont wanna **** Cause i only gotta buck If i wasn't such a schmuck Ud get stuck As we **** So we get back to my place Undid her shirt made of lace She takes off her ******* and tries to sit on my face Whooaaaaaa Slof down lil lady this isn't a race Me lickin' you down Hell No it ain't the case Not the time nor the place Maybe if your ***** was still an ace But after all your work it's just a disgrace Problem is ur a beautiful woman, a pussly like that is nothing to waste On second thought, you know what, No ill pass on that taste Are you on the pill? You better be still If not in the morning you'll be feeling real ill Your sicker than that cause u might get a thrill When you walk to the doctor and get them to **** My future little boy i was gonna name Bill I through about Will But before I knew it he's laying real still Now im starting to get angry get the **** outta my grill or ill end up dumping pieces of ur body in the water mill bury the rest on the other side of the hill An eye for an eye and a **** for a **** I dont want any drama Especially from a baby mamma Lemme breath for a minute at least gimme a comma, Ok relax mother ****** or ima spell "cide" after "homa" Lemme calm down before all this deli drama
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Unsurprisingly, I'm numb. I suppose it hasn't hit me; Then again, I'm emotionally thrifty When Death swings his scythe. So many people weep and wail, Their arms flailing As they cry and rail Against the All Powerful. Yet, I am empty. I've been to funerals aplenty, And I'm indifferent. Death is inevitable--it happens to us all. For me, it means a feast of fried chicken And lots of finger lickin'.
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Apr 27, 2014
Apr 27, 2014 at 10:08 PM UTC
Deep Fried Death
Minding our own barely making it rhyme, it's all coming out there's dust in the drought but the rain comes in time. Nothing held back I've got nothing to say, let it roll off my shoulders puts less your mind and it's better that way. And isn't this nice? you like hot tea on ice thank you, yes, I can follow directions so please don't think twice. And isn't this great? we can stay out real late watching millions of sparkling stars while you're lickin' that plate? I said nothing at all it's that horse in the stall my foot fell asleep but I'm not gonna weep I can drag it or crawl. Now the wind's in the trees and your hand's on my knees and the warmth of your breath on my neck puts my tired mind at ease. All I wanted       porch                     swing             rhythm     back               and         forth         with you babe                          All I needed                           porch                  swing         rhythm back        and                   forth                 with you. Minding our own barely making it rhyme, it's all coming out and there's dust in the drought but the rain comes in time Distracted, it's true idle chatter won't do Better nothing to say put the music on play and be quiet with you.
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Nov 2, 2015
Nov 2, 2015 at 11:17 AM UTC
Porch Swing Rhythm
Snort repticalc and mashed up altoid Have fun with some friends in God’s portwine stained forehead wrinkle Imaginary time and poison thumb I like Natalie rips some Earth nuts from soil Ripping out the toxins and crackin it open with your her teeth Clapping laughing and crackin nuts and cookin crumbs in pressure cooker Bad dreams in your frozen water bed Damp in the ceiling drip and trickle onto papas bald spots, plastic mickey mouse cup collecting ceiling leakage peanuts and marmite froze over lickin frost ***** wrist grunk trash youre rubbing frolicly on the placid table I cant believe the glass aint clean Looking not out a window But a piece of glass reflecting the city behind me And my band fall out of place When the old man sneezes I get pushed aside because the marching band needs me to move and Im only so talented dead Chihuahua smell coming from the basement a parallel universe where there’s one extra atom with lana del rey on repeat and jesus was a comic book character too knuckles breathing fight stance contraposto counter position backwards and upside down rubber band army march a thin breathing kettle with 0 durability and a plastic bent tight so it’s white, pink, spotted palamino dress and champagne skin the damp gets to me again again again fingerless gloves for fingerless tom
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Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 3:50 PM UTC
nonsense closed eye poetry
Mom I like how you care for yourself in the pool, on the yoga mat, and with the occasional salad for the earth every day, inside and out, turning down the thermostat and turning up the heat in your gardening game You care for every human being, so you don’t care for violent TV Or potentially violent computer conflicts such as…left click…or right click? But those are times when you have to let me care for you Because I owe you one, or two, for every every finger lickin’, clean plate worthy home cooked meal And every sweatshirt you strongly encouraged me to tie around my waist because ‘it might get cold later!!’ I know you don’t care for sarcasm and mockery…sorry Every day you just care for the life around you, So breathe in through the nose, Out through the mouth, And today let life care for you. I love you, Ben
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May 11, 2014
May 11, 2014 at 11:35 AM UTC
Mom
Buddy guy boy man Sitting all alone in his house Lickin sweet candy like a satiated mouse Candy is a girl Sweet like her name She always seemed attracted To the wrong kind of fame Buddy boy man child Sitting on the couch He wants to be a wild child But all he does is slouch And he paints his walls red With sounds in his head miss candy in his bed He's got 2 TV's And a huge deep feeez Where he keeps his heart Right next to the pizza pops Stranger than the danger Of his self made prison The prisom of his mind Splitting all of his decisions Candy couldn't take it But she loved him anyway So she faked it to break it played him like a game Kept on calling out his name Man of the sloth Watched Candy find a cross But he looked the other way While she left him at a loss Heart sinking fast Soul sinking low As he fights against himself His choices come and go Now Looking out the window With a fire in his eyes He took a step outside After dawning a disguise Walking to and fro He's a chilled out bro Walking for the candy That layed him so low For oh so long Now that the sweetness is gone He's gotta try to find some fruit Because the bitter is so strong Juice it.
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Aug 19, 2016
Aug 19, 2016 at 2:36 PM UTC
Juice it Candy
I live to cook Saute and fry Google a recipe To bake a flaky pie Good soup from scratch Baked stuffed chicken Tasty and Succulent My dishes-finger-lickin'! To keep it fresh I"m not just bitchin' You know this gift from God Needs The Replacement Kitchen
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Oct 16, 2015
Oct 16, 2015 at 8:53 PM UTC
I Live to Cook
I don't think, I know that I'm smarter than you you think I'm weak cause ya saw me lickin' my wounds now you're prowlin the woods lookin' for little miss not quite as good but I got news for ya baby I'm the big bag wolf and I'm coming for you. when you sleep, I'm out feedin' the animal inside of me you think I'm crazy but you haven't seen **** sweet baby no, I'm not howling for you I'm devouring the innocent to fill the hole you left but I got news for ya baby I'm the big bad wolf and I'm coming for you.
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Oct 7, 2012
Oct 7, 2012 at 3:08 PM UTC
"Big Bad Wolf"
Some say the first was a chicken, Some say an egg. Since they are so finger lickin’, I stand by those who say chicken. Now a question I’m forced to beg. A paradox in which we’re cursed: If a chicken comes from an egg, Then what came first?
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Jan 18, 2016
Jan 18, 2016 at 11:14 PM UTC
The Chicken and the Egg