Paranoia is healthy in small doses.

Hey, I'm backkkkk

It's been a while.

Tinkerbell has always been there for Peter.
And Peter..?
He chose Wendy.

Imagine if men were more disgusted with **** as much as they are with periods.

If you consider a woman less pure because you've touched her,
Maybe you should take a look at your hands.

Are you really an extrovert?
Or are you secretly an introvert that
Becomes an extrovert when surrounded
By other introverts?

My body may be a temple
But I am the goddess
To whom it is devoted.

Do not presume to tell me
How I should decorate my altar.

Hangman is a great game.

It teaches us that saying the wrong things could end someone's life.

The Bible said Adam AND Eve so I slept with both of them.
It's the Bible not the Straightble. I'm just following the book.

L- Let's
G-  Get down to
B- Business
T- To defeat the Huns

It's my birthday.
woo.

Don't be upset that feminism is called 'feminism'
When the entire human race is called 'mankind'

We call ships 'she'.
We call our war machines 'women'.
We compare women to black widows and vipers.
And you're going to tell me it's not "lady-like"
To scream, to take up space,
To fight and demand respect
And do whatever the hell I want.
You've looked at nuclear bombs
And have been so in awe,
That you could only name them after women.
Don't try to downplay my power.

If lesbians can control themselves when women are wearing revealing clothing but men can't, Maybe the clothes aren't the problem.

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening."
And then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Love is when you're missing some of your teeth
But you're not afraid to smile.
Because you know your friends will still love you
Even though some of you is missing.

I'm basically jumping from panic attack to panic attack.
It's like playing 'The Floor Is Lava" but with my sanity.

When an earthquake happens, Coffins become underground maracas.

February 22nd 2022 (2/22/2022) falls on a Tuesday so we'll be able to call it 2's day and that's really the only thing keeping me going.

I love that 'Take out' means food, dating, and ******.

And if you're a praying mantis it can be all three at once.

Klaus: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts.

Ben: That's the spirit!

Klaus: Oh **** where?!

Don't hit your girlfriend unless you're smacking that ***.


But make sure you have consent to smack that ***.

Ask the cutie before you touch the *****.

When cancer takes a life, we blame cancer

Depression is a disease.

Don't blame the victim for losing the fight.

I Don't Love You- Song by MCR
I Love You- Song by Billie Eilish

All the good girls go to heaven-Lyrics from the song This Is How I Disappear by MCR

All The Good Girls Go To Hell- Song by Billie Eilish

I just can't handle automatic doors.

She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly...

Her neck go CRACC.

When someone close to me
Leaves me a voice mail after a missed call,
I don't erase them.
Because I'm worried that one day
They'll all be gone.
And all I'll have
Are their voices.

HAPPY LATE 40TH BIRTHDAY FRANK!!!! :)

Who says video games won't teach you important things?

Tetris taught me that trying too hard to fit in will just make you disappear.

I feel like Billie is HEAVILY inspired by MCR and Frank Iero.
Examples:

Stomachaches = Album by Frank Iero
Bellyache = Song by Billie Eilish

"I'm Not Okay" = Lyrics/Song by MCR
"I'm not okay" = Lyrics from the song 'Listen Before I Go' by Billie Eilish

"I'm Okay" = Lyrics from the song 'I'm Not Okay' by MCR
"I'm Okay" = Lyrics from 'You Should See Me In A Crown' by Billie Eilish

Six Feet Down Under = Song by Frank Iero
Six Feet Under = Song by Billie Eilish

Don't you think so too?

"In other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes I'm not interested."

                   -Gerard Way

Am I a person...
...or am I just a bunch of MCR lyrics glued together...??

For all you people that are against homosexuality.......
I'm just reminding you that we are......
.....**** sapiens
Not HOMOPHOBIC sapiens.

Have you ever thought
That maybe paper cuts
Are a tree's last revenge?

Tree: You cut us down, we cut you up.

A new scientific study shows that fertility is hereditary.
If your parents didn't have any children,
Then chances are you won't either.

"How do you spell UFO?"

-Jet (age 4)

When a little kid falls over,
The silence that follows after is the worst.
Because their either absolutely fine,
or filling their lungs with enough air to mimic an air raid siren.

I'm ******* done.

You told me you'd never put me in pain.
But tell me, What's your idea of pain?


Because to me,
Pain is sitting at my kitchen table,
Writing about someone who promised me the world,
And then took it back.


To me,
pain is never looking at your friend's eyes the same way,
Because they always remind me of you.


To me,
Pain is thinking someone loves you,
Until they don't,
With no ifs or buts.

What is your distorted,
Delusional,
Idea of pain?

Today is my not so sweet 16th birthday.

I'll start reading a kindle when they make it smell like a book.

HAPPY 41ST BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!!! :)

Normal people kissing:
Sensual
Butterflies in your stomach
You're the only two people in the world

People with glasses kissing:
Clink
Clank
Ok let's take them off
Wait, where'd you go?
You feel cold
Oh, that's a lamp.

Me: Has tons of favorite songs
Person: "Whats your favorite song?"
Me: Forgets every song I have ever heard

It's okay to be white
It's okay to be black
It's okay to be Asian
It's okay to be Hispanic
It's okay to be female
It's okay to be male
It's okay to be gay
It's okay to be straight
It's okay to be YOU.

What's NOT okay is skipping a track on The Black Parade.

Goldilocks was crazy, I love her....
Imagine breaking into someone's house
And being like,
"Umm, this chair ******* *****..."

It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs 100 years ago when we were all into mythology and speaking Latin.

If we just had just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s, there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboi.

You like stars?
Fool.
Those are the little holes poked in the container so we can breathe.

I'm not "cute" awkward.

I'm Patrick Stump in 'Dance Dance' music video awkward.

Welcome to society,
We hope you enjoy your stay.
And please feel free to be yourself,
As long as it's in the right way.
Make sure you love your body,
Not too much or we'll tear you down.
We'll bully you for smiling.
And then wonder why you frown.
We'll tell you that you're worthless,
That you shouldn't make a sound.
And then cry with all the others,
As you're buried in the ground.
You can fall in love with anyone,
As long as it's who we choose.
And we'll let you have your opinions,
But please shape them to our views.
Welcome to society,
We promise that we wont deceive.
And one more rule now that you're here,
There's no way you can leave.