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I'm tired Of these young comedians Making disrespectful jokes And stereotyping People from the south Especially one comedian In particular I won't name It's not good to stereotype Any group of people I appreciate your sense of humor But stereotyping is disrespectful
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Jun 17, 2015
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:45 PM UTC
Comedians- Please Don't Stereotype
If you're OCD, You're going to hate this poem. Because it's not what you're used to and it can be infuriating I know where i'm going and i'm laughing in enjoyment. I wish i could take some comedians out of sheer unemployment And take damaged soldiers out of deployment But you know that drill already We're just trying to keep the Earth's rotation steady But i'm up for going steady If that's what you want We're all about want I'm all about yours Trying to coordinate each constellation Is like arguing with a woman You won't get the result you were looking for It's beautiful in the tension And it has it's suspension But it's infinite Meaning it will go on forever So just try not to. I never liked arguing I know i won't later on Your passion and support is all i need That's what i look for the most Someone who doesn't see me as some sort of ghost Or lifeless party host But someone that means the air they breathe I get tired of my mistakes But to know someone will try to help me prevent them Is what i like There has been a couple of people who tried But i pushed them off the deep end And i'm terribly sorry for that Zero fault on you and all for me I say that with a smile Because it feels good to be honest with myself You think it would be a brain-dead thing to master But it only seems that way I know from experience Trust me, I've been there. My trails go in multiple angles Just like my nature But if you're crazy enough to stick around You'll get a warm welcome You'll know how to feel special If you never have before, i'll be the first to show you I mean every word With full fledged honesty I wouldn't say useless, empty words That's inept and not worth it. If you're confident in yourself Girl, you should work it I heavily value strong traits such as that You're going to turn all my bumps in my chest flat And make me enamored just like that The flick of the switch No more wishing i would with other male persons. To get a chance That's why most men do a celebration dance Consistently catching me in a trance I got more lovely words than France Okay, maybe not But the ambition doesn't vanish I'll still try To keep you mine Time is precious So are you If Time was a woman she would be in disgust That it's not her in your shoes You brought your sparkly ones? Just making all the check marks, are you? Champions aren't limited to sports I can assure you.
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Nov 18, 2015
Nov 18, 2015 at 11:58 PM UTC
OCD But It's Your Favorite Track On The CD
If you're OCD, You're going to hate this poem. Because it's not what you're used to and it can be infuriating I know where i'm going and i'm laughing in enjoyment. I wish i could take some comedians out of sheer unemployment And take damaged soldiers out of deployment But you know that drill already We're just trying to keep the Earth's rotation steady But i'm up for going steady If that's what you want We're all about want I'm all about yours Trying to coordinate each constellation Is like arguing with a woman You won't get the result you were looking for It's beautiful in the tension And it has it's suspension But it's infinite Meaning it will go on forever So just try not to. I never liked arguing I know i won't later on Your passion and support is all i need That's what i look for the most Someone who doesn't see me as some sort of ghost Or lifeless party host But someone that means the air they breathe I get tired of my mistakes But to know someone will try to help me prevent them Is what i like There has been a couple of people who tried But i pushed them off the deep end And i'm terribly sorry for that Zero fault on you and all for me I say that with a smile Because it feels good to be honest with myself You think it would be a brain-dead thing to master But it only seems that way I know from experience Trust me, I've been there. My trails go in multiple angles Just like my nature But if you're crazy enough to stick around You'll get a warm welcome You'll know how to feel special If you never have before, i'll be the first to show you I mean every word With full fledged honesty I wouldn't say useless, empty words That's inept and not worth it. If you're confident in yourself Girl, you should work it I heavily value strong traits such as that You're going to turn all my bumps in my chest flat And make me enamored just like that The flick of the switch No more wishing i would with other male persons. To get a chance That's why most men do a celebration dance Consistently catching me in a trance I got more lovely words than France Okay, maybe not But the ambition doesn't vanish I'll still try To keep you mine Time is precious So are you If Time was a woman she would be in disgust That it's not her in your shoes You brought your sparkly ones? Just making all the check marks, are you? Champions aren't limited to sports I can assure you.
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There's a private, invisible flock of comedians chanting soapbox knock-knocks in my parking lot             Noisy, clang, boom thingy aloft and clipping the air around the slimy snow And why does ajax keep butting its nose into everything I’ve got? They’re all just boom-lost facades in a canonical, sly-faced rant. So slanted, frankly, and poised toward a milder pace that the clang clipped the frosty branches beneath a drunken frat-house party. Ah, the dandy-clang : native to the sandy graves and morose olive branches.             But only on the night of the dandy-clang, candy dances for the branches are not partial to missed solid caches             of want and woe             of tongue and toe and seldom shaken beneath the overbearing heat of a white-faced predator for times it was that here and now, because the wind had bitten harder What am I saying? That if the dandy-clang came. And if it produced the branches of the dancing eve fame... with but not together. The clouds up in the ether that lake and earth should wither
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May 31, 2012
May 31, 2012 at 7:10 PM UTC
Wiggle Room between a Carrot and the Potatoes
We are a nation in war We will not take any refuges We will only take prisoners So do not try to step up on our borders We do not tolerate anything But democracy and Elton John We have a Queen and good sanitary systems The Queen's love and Märsk Mc-Kinny Möller! We have musicians and even though They make utterly boring music And have nothing but nonsense to say We love them like a ******** nephew We have rappers; they say ***** and they say **** We have stand up comedians they say poo-poo We are about 5 million white species Producing 28.000.000 white pig's pr. year We have such clean waters you can't imagine We have a love so deep you will not belive Our police force is build on high moral principles We build everything on pure and strong idealism.
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Aug 21, 2014
Aug 21, 2014 at 3:36 PM UTC
Circle Of Commitment.
One morning, I decided to ask people what their favorite myth is. I asked them what myth did they think was the greatest, and the one that made a huge impact on them. The most interesting one, the myth that would keep you wanting for more. Some people said vampires, some people said dragons, some said the origin of the world, and of course, most of them said the famous Greek mythology. And I asked some, what myth do they think is the most unlikely thing to happen, what is the myth that will never be real? And I was taken aback when some said their favorite myth was **** culture, followed with laughter. As if it’s a myth, as if it’s fiction, as if it’s something that isn’t real. **** culture is a myth. It’s not real. It’s not happening. Apparently, it’s just a work of fiction for some people. Apparently it is a myth when it’s happening everyday. It is a myth when you report it to them, and instead of asking “Are you okay?”, the first question they will ask is “What were you wearing?”. Because your skirt was the reason, your sleeveless top was the one that gave them permission. And when you told them you were wearing sweatshirt and pants, they will ask you “Were you drinking?”. When someone took away something that is yours without consent and you’ll be the one blamed. Because you were wearing shorts, because you were drinking, because you were just outside. *When we teach women everything about not getting ***** but we don’t teach men to simply not **** When our bodies are nothing to you but to objectify. When you see us and think the word sexualize.* When they asked you whether you said no or stop, and if you didn’t, you liked it. It was consensual. But you never said yes, and it’s not **** right? It is not real when people shame the victim, when the help people are giving you are words such as **** ***** and instead of calling you a survivor you will be known as “the girl who was asking for it”. *It is a work of fiction when nothing happens to the ****** or when some even refuse to call that person a ****** You will see headlines describing him as an athlete, as someone who has scholarship, any good thing but ****** *It is a myth when the ****** runs free, but the victim is still suffering and constantly being shamed. It is a myth when the world thinks men who are getting ***** are weak men, when they don’t think the consent of men are also important.* When people continue to joke about something that can ruin someone else’s life. Apparently all of these things aren’t real, these things aren’t happening. But how could one person even think that **** culture is a myth? That **** culture doesn’t exist? *It’s not like the trojan war, because it’s far more chaotic. It destroys and kills people. It lets bad people win and victims suffer. It’s not like vampires who don’t sleep and **** people’s blood, instead this is even more dangerous than vampires. This normalizes something dangerous, something horrible.* And the people who do it, who contribute to it, and who do nothing to stop it? Are worse than monsters in mythology. And why would we even call it a myth when we learn something good in myth? When myth teaches us something good in life? **** culture is not a myth, **** culture is happening everywhere. *When you turn on the television and see comedians joking  about **** when people call the **** victim they know a **** when people don’t believe someone when ***** reports it to them, when until now, **** is still considered inevitable.* **** culture is not a myth, **** culture is real, **** culture is happening. And they say **** culture is part of the reality that we have to face, but what do we do to things that bring us no good? To things that damage our reality? *We do everything we can to stop them, to destroy them, to crush them. And that needs to happen to **** culture,*  now.
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 5:26 AM UTC
people's favourite myth
One morning, I decided to ask people what their favorite myth is. I asked them what myth did they think was the greatest, and the one that made a huge impact on them. The most interesting one, the myth that would keep you wanting for more. Some people said vampires, some people said dragons, some said the origin of the world, and of course, most of them said the famous Greek mythology. And I asked some, what myth do they think is the most unlikely thing to happen, what is the myth that will never be real? And I was taken aback when some said their favorite myth was **** culture, followed with laughter. As if it’s a myth, as if it’s fiction, as if it’s something that isn’t real. **** culture is a myth. It’s not real. It’s not happening. Apparently, it’s just a work of fiction for some people. Apparently it is a myth when it’s happening everyday. It is a myth when you report it to them, and instead of asking “Are you okay?”, the first question they will ask is “What were you wearing?”. Because your skirt was the reason, your sleeveless top was the one that gave them permission. And when you told them you were wearing sweatshirt and pants, they will ask you “Were you drinking?”. When someone took away something that is yours without consent and you’ll be the one blamed. Because you were wearing shorts, because you were drinking, because you were just outside. *When we teach women everything about not getting ***** but we don’t teach men to simply not **** When our bodies are nothing to you but to objectify. When you see us and think the word sexualize.* When they asked you whether you said no or stop, and if you didn’t, you liked it. It was consensual. But you never said yes, and it’s not **** right? It is not real when people shame the victim, when the help people are giving you are words such as **** ***** and instead of calling you a survivor you will be known as “the girl who was asking for it”. *It is a work of fiction when nothing happens to the ****** or when some even refuse to call that person a ****** You will see headlines describing him as an athlete, as someone who has scholarship, any good thing but ****** *It is a myth when the ****** runs free, but the victim is still suffering and constantly being shamed. It is a myth when the world thinks men who are getting ***** are weak men, when they don’t think the consent of men are also important.* When people continue to joke about something that can ruin someone else’s life. Apparently all of these things aren’t real, these things aren’t happening. But how could one person even think that **** culture is a myth? That **** culture doesn’t exist? *It’s not like the trojan war, because it’s far more chaotic. It destroys and kills people. It lets bad people win and victims suffer. It’s not like vampires who don’t sleep and **** people’s blood, instead this is even more dangerous than vampires. This normalizes something dangerous, something horrible.* And the people who do it, who contribute to it, and who do nothing to stop it? Are worse than monsters in mythology. And why would we even call it a myth when we learn something good in myth? When myth teaches us something good in life? **** culture is not a myth, **** culture is happening everywhere. *When you turn on the television and see comedians joking  about **** when people call the **** victim they know a **** when people don’t believe someone when ***** reports it to them, when until now, **** is still considered inevitable.* **** culture is not a myth, **** culture is real, **** culture is happening. And they say **** culture is part of the reality that we have to face, but what do we do to things that bring us no good? To things that damage our reality? *We do everything we can to stop them, to destroy them, to crush them. And that needs to happen to **** culture,*  now.
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we hear the dancing men giggle, **** cloth comedians two Tarzans twittering like nightingales singing in berkley square their female wrestling partners as bereft as any whale longing for ruby rings to signpost the hell out of there.
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May 12, 2014
May 12, 2014 at 5:29 PM UTC
Wrestling partners.
Throw away the negative thoughts, I now stopped beating myself up. I find some good make-up to cover up my black and blue all over my face. I choose to think of comedians forgetting the drama queens. Be honest but never hard on myself. Optimistic is what I will and what you can now call me.
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 8:51 PM UTC
Optimistic Me
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer were a very notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clown, quick-change comedians, tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had extensive reputation. They made their home in Victoria Grove— That was merely their centre of operation, for they were incurably given to rove. They were very well know in Cornwall Gardens, in Launceston Place and in Kensington Square— They had really a little more reputation than a couple of cats can very well bear. If the area window was found ajar And the basement looked like a field of war, If a tile or two came loose on the roof, Which presently ceased to be waterproof, If the drawers were pulled out from the bedroom chests, And you couldn’t find one of your winter vests, Or after supper one of the girls Suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls: Then the family would say: “It’s that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie—or Rumpelteazer!”— And most of the time they left it at that. Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a very unusual gift of the gab. They were highly efficient cat-burglars as well, and remarkably smart at smash-and-grab. They made their home in Victoria Grove. They had no regular occupation. They were plausible fellows, and liked to engage a friendly policeman in conversation. When the family assembled for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they wouldn’t get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens, And the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow: “I’m afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! For the joint has gone from the oven-like that!” Then the family would say: “It’s that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie—or Rumpelteazer!”— And most of the time they left it at that. Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a wonderful way of working together. And some of the time you would say it was luck, and some of the time you would say it was weather. They would go through the house like a hurricane, and no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie—or Rumpelteazer? or could you have sworn that it mightn’t be both? And when you heard a dining-room smash Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming— Then the family would say: “Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie! AND Rumpelteazer!”— And there’s nothing at all to be done about that!
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Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer were a very notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clown, quick-change comedians, tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had extensive reputation. They made their home in Victoria Grove— That was merely their centre of operation, for they were incurably given to rove. They were very well know in Cornwall Gardens, in Launceston Place and in Kensington Square— They had really a little more reputation than a couple of cats can very well bear. If the area window was found ajar And the basement looked like a field of war, If a tile or two came loose on the roof, Which presently ceased to be waterproof, If the drawers were pulled out from the bedroom chests, And you couldn’t find one of your winter vests, Or after supper one of the girls Suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls: Then the family would say: “It’s that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie—or Rumpelteazer!”— And most of the time they left it at that. Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a very unusual gift of the gab. They were highly efficient cat-burglars as well, and remarkably smart at smash-and-grab. They made their home in Victoria Grove. They had no regular occupation. They were plausible fellows, and liked to engage a friendly policeman in conversation. When the family assembled for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they wouldn’t get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens, And the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow: “I’m afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! For the joint has gone from the oven-like that!” Then the family would say: “It’s that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie—or Rumpelteazer!”— And most of the time they left it at that. Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a wonderful way of working together. And some of the time you would say it was luck, and some of the time you would say it was weather. They would go through the house like a hurricane, and no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie—or Rumpelteazer? or could you have sworn that it mightn’t be both? And when you heard a dining-room smash Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming— Then the family would say: “Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie! AND Rumpelteazer!”— And there’s nothing at all to be done about that!
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i guess there are some people who just don’t realize how preposterous they sound when using social media. yeah, maybe you’re one. no one is safe from suspicion: -the comedians (their own biggest fan types) the witty commentators                     jumping in from the far corner. (you wonder how someone who learnt every word they know      from about six Archie comics is allowed to use social networking) -oh and the girls                    who post new selfies every day. (in fact there’s one, i swear, posts so often                       so regular                                       i barely need a watch. “here’s the three-fifteen cleavage shot.” —she’s long since been hidden!) and wait here’s that fella who speaks out about injustices; firecrackers taped in a doberman’s mouth, which is awful, sick, repulsive—and bravo for making the universe aware, i applaud thee, but it’s the rambling included about what you’d do if you ever caught them (curbstomping, mutilating, beatings) that gives me goosebumps. i don’t wanna see this kid’s mug in the paper next week/point & say “christ i knew it!” ..so maybe keep the ****** fantasy off the web, eh? & then of course the weirdness too weird to properly recall example: an acquaintance's call for attention “i need a hug :(“ and the random girl probably th’sister of a friend (which is bizarre in its own right, adding a friend's younger sibling.. but i won’t bother delving there tonight) who replies: *“hey you should come here instead and see the skunk that just came by my window if you wanna?”* —what is this absurdity? and hey here’s an answer to your original call: internet hugs don’t work.     computers don’t hug in binary, man. 0110101110101101111001010010101011011010110101110101010101                                          >—O—< —i’ll never understand it.
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Nov 27, 2011
Nov 27, 2011 at 1:42 AM UTC
12:27 AM facebook propositions to come over & see a skunk
i guess there are some people who just don’t realize how preposterous they sound when using social media. yeah, maybe you’re one. no one is safe from suspicion: -the comedians (their own biggest fan types) the witty commentators                     jumping in from the far corner. (you wonder how someone who learnt every word they know      from about six Archie comics is allowed to use social networking) -oh and the girls                    who post new selfies every day. (in fact there’s one, i swear, posts so often                       so regular                                       i barely need a watch. “here’s the three-fifteen cleavage shot.” —she’s long since been hidden!) and wait here’s that fella who speaks out about injustices; firecrackers taped in a doberman’s mouth, which is awful, sick, repulsive—and bravo for making the universe aware, i applaud thee, but it’s the rambling included about what you’d do if you ever caught them (curbstomping, mutilating, beatings) that gives me goosebumps. i don’t wanna see this kid’s mug in the paper next week/point & say “christ i knew it!” ..so maybe keep the ****** fantasy off the web, eh? & then of course the weirdness too weird to properly recall example: an acquaintance's call for attention “i need a hug :(“ and the random girl probably th’sister of a friend (which is bizarre in its own right, adding a friend's younger sibling.. but i won’t bother delving there tonight) who replies: *“hey you should come here instead and see the skunk that just came by my window if you wanna?”* —what is this absurdity? and hey here’s an answer to your original call: internet hugs don’t work.     computers don’t hug in binary, man. 0110101110101101111001010010101011011010110101110101010101                                          >—O—< —i’ll never understand it.
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Design of such perfection, you offer no direction! like a shell with no emotion, with nothing of loves intention! This flaw is like a missing limb, leaving me floating in the loveless din. clueless as to the approaching sin. Victim to yet another comedians spin.
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Oct 28, 2010
Oct 28, 2010 at 6:25 AM UTC
flaws
as you hear the orifices of space calling out to you the ropes of time tenderly start embracing you as you march out of all infinity you see more than the trace of you The universe sings to you and a question begins with tune beyond the multiverse see you the original Creation Family? And what's to say that that was the only Family? As there is more than verse in song where are the other chords of sing along? The verse cries out in song a sing and sing but what of the bells of ring and ring Would we be astounded to learn that the One True Source, the FATHER, that even He has a home It was not all revealed when ruled in Rome so how are we to dare to think that we aren't swimming in folly's foam? 1+1=3 in Binary, but Binary is not the only numerical scene What if the FATHER has a brother or two? What if The Source has more than one wife, what if is what if but “if” is enough for imagination if wills that it is for: "How Can I Think I Know if I do Not See What I Say" who is the director rolling the film on display? How do we make it out of time and space? This tube that has us trapped in planes not to say the Fairies haven't decorated however the Grey and Lizards have doctored beyond the Universal Emperors, we're told of one True King and this is the True Light the source of light and sound but did you know of wind and smoke? Do you that there's a place where this does not choke Would you think that the multiverse or omniverse is just one country in a massive continent, do you know of the potential creation in places that have no energy? See you then the carpet and curtain the ceiling that reveals this tapestry if in fact we're an expanding atom, where has the scientist gone to? Should we know the purpose of our creation impromptu? Standing on the balcony of space, you learn that time and space are one but balance is none Until we return home to the Source and with the Light we are One... We'll then soon learn of the other numbers... For if planets are dots then imagine the multiverse to be a ball and what's more the clown is juggling more than one ball, and what's beyond is that it's a whole circuis Geniuses or Comedians?
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Jan 2, 2014
Jan 2, 2014 at 7:47 AM UTC
Standing On The Balcony Of Space
as you hear the orifices of space calling out to you the ropes of time tenderly start embracing you as you march out of all infinity you see more than the trace of you The universe sings to you and a question begins with tune beyond the multiverse see you the original Creation Family? And what's to say that that was the only Family? As there is more than verse in song where are the other chords of sing along? The verse cries out in song a sing and sing but what of the bells of ring and ring Would we be astounded to learn that the One True Source, the FATHER, that even He has a home It was not all revealed when ruled in Rome so how are we to dare to think that we aren't swimming in folly's foam? 1+1=3 in Binary, but Binary is not the only numerical scene What if the FATHER has a brother or two? What if The Source has more than one wife, what if is what if but “if” is enough for imagination if wills that it is for: "How Can I Think I Know if I do Not See What I Say" who is the director rolling the film on display? How do we make it out of time and space? This tube that has us trapped in planes not to say the Fairies haven't decorated however the Grey and Lizards have doctored beyond the Universal Emperors, we're told of one True King and this is the True Light the source of light and sound but did you know of wind and smoke? Do you that there's a place where this does not choke Would you think that the multiverse or omniverse is just one country in a massive continent, do you know of the potential creation in places that have no energy? See you then the carpet and curtain the ceiling that reveals this tapestry if in fact we're an expanding atom, where has the scientist gone to? Should we know the purpose of our creation impromptu? Standing on the balcony of space, you learn that time and space are one but balance is none Until we return home to the Source and with the Light we are One... We'll then soon learn of the other numbers... For if planets are dots then imagine the multiverse to be a ball and what's more the clown is juggling more than one ball, and what's beyond is that it's a whole circuis Geniuses or Comedians?
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We are the people we are Far from the people we should be Humor makes up the difference In every uncomfortable instance Humor I must know To soften the blow And make life enjoyable Humor is always employable Negativity carelessly creeps From somewhere deep I feel tragedy Grabbing me I must rhetorically escape These problems will deflate Once I receive a joke After taking a **** With familiar folks We're all somewhat stand-up comedians In front of our friends The pros have no way of seeing them So specificity we lend It can be trite and true Or bright and new Curing the blues To help get you through To keep from constantly imagining The endless amount of tragedy I must have a sense of humor To ignore the hectic rumors Or the life ending tumors Or the treacherous suitors My only tools are words And all my words are tools Turning sages into fools If they want to bring me down My words can steal their crown The albatross around my naked neck Is my greatest source of comedy Adding perspective to a stacked deck Turning drama into Dramamine Putting on a mask like Halloween When the darkness follows me Humor keeps me from wallowing In my own self pity I'd rather feel giddy I hate myself so much sometimes Humor can help remove that grime Not getting rid of it completely But not letting it cut so deeply It's the only thing that can treat me When life decides to beat me I respond by feasting On pain And ******** out harmless humor Which drains The sensation of being a loser That feeling you get when your friends laugh That feeling you get when your friends clap Like violent gunshots in the distance Humor alleviates the agony of existence
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Mar 17, 2018
Mar 17, 2018 at 2:39 AM UTC
Humor
We are the people we are Far from the people we should be Humor makes up the difference In every uncomfortable instance Humor I must know To soften the blow And make life enjoyable Humor is always employable Negativity carelessly creeps From somewhere deep I feel tragedy Grabbing me I must rhetorically escape These problems will deflate Once I receive a joke After taking a **** With familiar folks We're all somewhat stand-up comedians In front of our friends The pros have no way of seeing them So specificity we lend It can be trite and true Or bright and new Curing the blues To help get you through To keep from constantly imagining The endless amount of tragedy I must have a sense of humor To ignore the hectic rumors Or the life ending tumors Or the treacherous suitors My only tools are words And all my words are tools Turning sages into fools If they want to bring me down My words can steal their crown The albatross around my naked neck Is my greatest source of comedy Adding perspective to a stacked deck Turning drama into Dramamine Putting on a mask like Halloween When the darkness follows me Humor keeps me from wallowing In my own self pity I'd rather feel giddy I hate myself so much sometimes Humor can help remove that grime Not getting rid of it completely But not letting it cut so deeply It's the only thing that can treat me When life decides to beat me I respond by feasting On pain And ******** out harmless humor Which drains The sensation of being a loser That feeling you get when your friends laugh That feeling you get when your friends clap Like violent gunshots in the distance Humor alleviates the agony of existence
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this is the sound of the trees. Its the same sound smoke makes, and the moon, and birds eggs and old clocks. It is violins and percussion and arpeggios and singing like crying it sounds like the Lion King, likes it the circle of Life. But there are no baby cubs held up into the sunlight in this song. There are no baboons who will tell you the secrets of life. in this song, the zebras and the giraffes do not parade for the baby lion, they do not live peacefully with their killers. in this song, all of them are dead, or have been trampled into the dust. In this song, when your father dies, you are not allowed to run away from it with some happy strangers. no, you have to bury him, and speak at his funeral, and plant flowers on top of his new home. you do not get to become king over all the things he showed you as a child. A cousin, in Scotland, gets that crown, because your father always hated you. You get an old watch, and all the books on his bookshelf. 38 books on old comedians, and 1 on carpentry. You read them at 2 in the morning, on the days you don't have to go to school because you punched the french exchange student, and you have been suspended. None of them make you laugh, not even when you know it should be funny. The next night, you build a bird house, with ripped up biology notes as the floor. your mother complains about the noise, but when she looks at your eyes, she gives you back the hammer, and goes to bed with earplugs in. birds really enjoy ******** on quizzes about recessive and dominant genes in farm animals
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 2:00 AM UTC
********* disney you got it all wrong
this is the sound of the trees. Its the same sound smoke makes, and the moon, and birds eggs and old clocks. It is violins and percussion and arpeggios and singing like crying it sounds like the Lion King, likes it the circle of Life. But there are no baby cubs held up into the sunlight in this song. There are no baboons who will tell you the secrets of life. in this song, the zebras and the giraffes do not parade for the baby lion, they do not live peacefully with their killers. in this song, all of them are dead, or have been trampled into the dust. In this song, when your father dies, you are not allowed to run away from it with some happy strangers. no, you have to bury him, and speak at his funeral, and plant flowers on top of his new home. you do not get to become king over all the things he showed you as a child. A cousin, in Scotland, gets that crown, because your father always hated you. You get an old watch, and all the books on his bookshelf. 38 books on old comedians, and 1 on carpentry. You read them at 2 in the morning, on the days you don't have to go to school because you punched the french exchange student, and you have been suspended. None of them make you laugh, not even when you know it should be funny. The next night, you build a bird house, with ripped up biology notes as the floor. your mother complains about the noise, but when she looks at your eyes, she gives you back the hammer, and goes to bed with earplugs in. birds really enjoy ******** on quizzes about recessive and dominant genes in farm animals
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The comedian is depressed— Irony at its peak. People cannot see the lies Whenever she starts to speak. The comedian is depressed. Her smiles are not her own. Day and night pass by and by, Her house is not a home. The comedian is depressed, But the audience cannot tell. In the end that's all that matters, That, and if you perform well. The comedian is depressed, Head filled with gray and blue. You cannot know the full extent Until you acknowledge that it's true. The comedian is depressed, Each laugh is fleeting, at most. Original thoughts inside her head Tied her to a whipping post. The comedians are depressed, And more are going away. How much longer till people think To ask if we're okay?
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Jun 16, 2018
Jun 16, 2018 at 1:23 PM UTC
The Comedian is Depressed
The best actors, with the best directors and producers are in church. We just play along to make it work. We all have sinned during the week. Then get in church and pray for a change. Just to get out and do it again. Only fooling ourselves and a few others., But not fooling God. Scams and schemes he plays no part. We all know those that holds position within church. Mainly because others don't want the pressure. Comedians jokes about them. And we laugh. Especially when they talk about the ministers ,sisters, elders and deacons. Even the rabbi and the priest. We all are actors of this earth. Pushing on an image to please others. The only real ones within the church, are the children. After all, God has stated a child should lead us. And they are the ones not to be called pretenders. We have various actors ready to jump. And claim they doing it in the name of the lord.
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Jul 29, 2014
Jul 29, 2014 at 1:49 AM UTC
The Best Actors
You've got a palpable penchant for being a legend And guilt will start planning my grave Rock n roll An article to fit the cover and first page You want a ****** poster already  Battered comedians wearing stripper glitter, marching to an imagined white powder cathedral    You wanted the life You wanted fame for a wife A seedy hotel managed by mold and off brand gelatin Shut the **** up Instability is what the limelight is selling Shut the **** up and save me Behind social media The secrets no one knows The love that's shared by the hands that daddy issues uphold The wreck-less sacrifices of greedy needs Please hide our endless affection from a callous coliseum consumed public and save me
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Oct 22, 2013
Oct 22, 2013 at 1:58 AM UTC
The genius supporter
Humane Society animals need a helping hand. Vegans should use music to influence the fans. Someday I want to see Ireland. Mermaids were seen 3000 feet under Greenland. Green is the color of money. For a sugar daddy & their honey. Some comedians just aren't funny. Mild to moderate intelligence is a dummy. I will never be a ******* bunny. Don't waste years wondering why. Do not shed a single tear or cry. Don't allow anyone to take your life, or have you banned. Some history can't be out ran. You don't need to form a secret clan. No I still ain't got a man. You know my past, present, & future is ****** My enemy never gets slammed. I will give you a hint. I love leopard print. I like fabrics that don't lint. The condition of my possessions are mint. At Starbucks I like frappucinos with peppermint. Circumstances get weird. Guys look ugly with a beard. Pain really hurts. My co workers treat me like dirt © Harmony Sapphire . All rights reserved,
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Jan 11, 2015
Jan 11, 2015 at 2:50 PM UTC
Fortune Cookies Don't Lie
and even if you would choose the world over me i would still choose you over the world. even if i could bring back Robin Williams or fall deeply in love with Ryan Gosling i would choose you because even if they are amazing comedians and actors they arent you and they cant make me feel everything and nothing at all they cant produce your lovely smile without a doubt without a pause in the world i will choose you and i will keeping choosing you over anybody else because you are you and no one can change that
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Sep 7, 2014
Sep 7, 2014 at 4:25 AM UTC
Id Still Choose You
sanguine comedians roll across the hills of pop culture like waterfalls in Banff. Two sriracha-soaked eggs gaze like ****** eye ***** gouged in a midwestern southern comfort. short temperament and a sweet disposition. short temperament and a sweet disposition.
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Jul 20, 2013
Jul 20, 2013 at 9:03 PM UTC
culturia (cold turkey)
Dear boy with the STL tattoo, I still see your face in the people I meet. I hear your voice in comedians on tv. My heart breaks at Eminem. And let me say, you're much much better than him. Dear boy with the broken heart, I never meant to make you cry. I never saw this coming. It was just a meeting of chance and time. I still love you with my whole heart, I wish you'd understand. Just because we're not in love, doesn't mean you're not my best friend. Dear boy who is my best friend, Even though we may not be near, or talking, or laughing, or sharing our tears. Even though you scratch at me, I'll always be here for your tired eyes. Even though I make mistakes, I beg that you will do the same. Dear boy with the world in his hands, Don't you see what you can be? There is so much locked inside of you that I don't even see how you can manage to breathe. Dear boy who I know I'm losing, Please remember to be safe. Remember when the world gets dark, that a match can like your way. Please try to quit smoking, and be careful with the drugs. I only worry because I care. I'm sorry that's not enough.
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Nov 4, 2012
Nov 4, 2012 at 11:31 PM UTC
For a boy I'll always write to.
Ha, ha, ha Is the way we write a form of laughter? Which can be a stress relaxer. But we all should take a moment to laugh. Who hadn't laugh at that person fallin' down the steps? You know you have. You know you did. All because it wasn't you. Yes, the one that fell. Saw no joy in your laughter. But it gave you the chance to defend yourself. By proclaimin' that's why they are called steps. Instead of dance steps. Like they were tryin' to do. Oh, yes. Take a moment to laugh. Even if it's after yourself. Which we have also done. Who hadn't tripped over the carpet? And looked down for the reason why? While never seeing an object before our eyes. You know you laughed. You know you did. We sometimes laugh even, at a kid. Take a moment to laugh. Guess what? To laugh. You really don't need a reason's why? Just try it. And watch your relaxation eases your mind. We even laugh at comedians. Because the story they told remind you of us. And after you did. Wasn't for a moment your troubles gone. Just remember. To take a moment to laugh. A moment of joy always eases what botherin' you.
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Aug 4, 2012
Aug 4, 2012 at 8:31 AM UTC
Take a Moment to Laugh
Poor little Donny. Long ago all he had Was his overlarge, pumpkin-shaped head, His tiny baby hands, And a small loan of a million dollars. He struck out for himself, With only that million dollars to his name. And he became a success... And then went bankrupt, And then found success again, And then bankruptcy, And finally more success. He bought himself a wife, Made himself a daughter he wants to date, And put in a run for president. Now he stands atop a pedestal, Spewing forth hate-filled words, Xenophobic and mono-syllabic. His white washed fans, bowing before their Fuhrer. Our best and brightest spend their days decrying his actions, Our true leaders point out his massive ineptitudes, Our comedians creating thoroughly researched, 20 minute rants about this tiny-handed, pumpkin man. The other leaders of the world stand baffled by Donny's popularity. But still his stands behind his podium, With his red hat, Waving his baby hands and blubbering about his "Great brain. The best brain." And the "Fantastic wall. The great wall. A Trump wall." And so the question becomes, What will this tyrannical child do When his presidential aspirations are destroyed? For he lacks the support of any minority group, Any women's group, And any level-headed person. The answer is simple: He will sue, or at least threaten to do so. He will rant and rave like the lunatic that he is. His racist followers will do the same. But their blabbering will be lost in the words of the intelligent. Or at least we hope that will be the outcome. Why, oh why, little handed Donny, Must you spew such hatred and xenophobia? Why can you not return to your tower of gold, With your expensed wife, and bobble sized pumpkin head? Please leave us be.
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Mar 24, 2016
Mar 24, 2016 at 11:41 AM UTC
Trump
Poor little Donny. Long ago all he had Was his overlarge, pumpkin-shaped head, His tiny baby hands, And a small loan of a million dollars. He struck out for himself, With only that million dollars to his name. And he became a success... And then went bankrupt, And then found success again, And then bankruptcy, And finally more success. He bought himself a wife, Made himself a daughter he wants to date, And put in a run for president. Now he stands atop a pedestal, Spewing forth hate-filled words, Xenophobic and mono-syllabic. His white washed fans, bowing before their Fuhrer. Our best and brightest spend their days decrying his actions, Our true leaders point out his massive ineptitudes, Our comedians creating thoroughly researched, 20 minute rants about this tiny-handed, pumpkin man. The other leaders of the world stand baffled by Donny's popularity. But still his stands behind his podium, With his red hat, Waving his baby hands and blubbering about his "Great brain. The best brain." And the "Fantastic wall. The great wall. A Trump wall." And so the question becomes, What will this tyrannical child do When his presidential aspirations are destroyed? For he lacks the support of any minority group, Any women's group, And any level-headed person. The answer is simple: He will sue, or at least threaten to do so. He will rant and rave like the lunatic that he is. His racist followers will do the same. But their blabbering will be lost in the words of the intelligent. Or at least we hope that will be the outcome. Why, oh why, little handed Donny, Must you spew such hatred and xenophobia? Why can you not return to your tower of gold, With your expensed wife, and bobble sized pumpkin head? Please leave us be.
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When he says I’m not fat , but a bit overweight. When I’m hot enough to **** but never to date. When I am called brave for just wearing a dress, But they say I’ll lose weight just after that stress. Because I am called brave cause I dare to exist. Because my fat hand can’t fit right around my fat wrist. No matter what’s won Theres just more to lose. Never cry love, only sing blues Cause fat, when in love, is the funniest sight Reserved for comedians on a dark and late night. Because I am a journey waiting to happen Because I am not a person, just a fat one. When I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors. When In social settings I start to wither, When somebody thin starts to talk about weight My heart starts to race, And reddens my face, What if I am called out and called a disgrace. Because if they are disgusting when they are size 8 Then what am I? So Please, allow me a moment to breathe, Reset, internally scream. Then smile back, polite as can be. Because you refuse to understand what it’s like to be me.
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Aug 14, 2022
Aug 14, 2022 at 6:11 PM UTC
Size matters
Everything is nothing and nothing, everything therefore neither can exist as absolutes. What you are now is but a moment and this moment shall pass. We as humans cling to these instances with exhausting desperation. We yearn for them to last eternally but it is only because we dream of the infinite that we hold so tightly to our experience. Like a slow poison we watch ourselves betray our former figments, the people we were suppose to be slip from our grip, descending forth into the people we are to become. My tone may suggest an attitude of anguish but this reality, my reality is not one of judgement. It is far removed from good and evil, it just is. Leaving only my brain to decipher its worth but outside of these illusions of measurement; I know something is happening, the who, what, where and why may escape me but I am convinced that something rather than nothing is occurring. The experience of stimuli is the only revelation of mine I dare to brand with the label of truth. Our certainty of the laws that govern today are but manifestations of our misunderstandings and will become subjects of satire tomorrow. If man is to live sanely he must not carry himself so seriously in regard to his follies of days past. He must laugh with the comedians, the jokers and the jesters. For laughter is the medicine of the mind and the metaphorical heart. Today you are you, yesterday you were someone else and tomorrow you will be a stranger to yourself. What does that mean? You are not who you think you are. To some this is tragedy, to others a great relief.
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Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 9:33 AM UTC
You Are Not Who You Think You Are
Everything is nothing and nothing, everything therefore neither can exist as absolutes. What you are now is but a moment and this moment shall pass. We as humans cling to these instances with exhausting desperation. We yearn for them to last eternally but it is only because we dream of the infinite that we hold so tightly to our experience. Like a slow poison we watch ourselves betray our former figments, the people we were suppose to be slip from our grip, descending forth into the people we are to become. My tone may suggest an attitude of anguish but this reality, my reality is not one of judgement. It is far removed from good and evil, it just is. Leaving only my brain to decipher its worth but outside of these illusions of measurement; I know something is happening, the who, what, where and why may escape me but I am convinced that something rather than nothing is occurring. The experience of stimuli is the only revelation of mine I dare to brand with the label of truth. Our certainty of the laws that govern today are but manifestations of our misunderstandings and will become subjects of satire tomorrow. If man is to live sanely he must not carry himself so seriously in regard to his follies of days past. He must laugh with the comedians, the jokers and the jesters. For laughter is the medicine of the mind and the metaphorical heart. Today you are you, yesterday you were someone else and tomorrow you will be a stranger to yourself. What does that mean? You are not who you think you are. To some this is tragedy, to others a great relief.
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