Make me laugh

2°

Druzzayne Rika

A long trip

Flutter of the heart
often
Takes me to a trip of
emotional gutter

1°

Mitch Prax

Haiku

I love you so much
that I would share my toilet
paper with you, babe

10:50 PM
12/3/20

#cute #love #romance #romantic #lovers #coronavirus #covid19 #disease #epidemic #pandemic

1°

Frances Raeburn

Love (1)

I am
so in love. with myself
that
when you said you loved me
I thought
I was talking to
myself

1°

Salmabanu Hatim

Mum Said

Three things will happen to me when I reach old age,
First,my memory will go,
The other two I can't remember.
13/5/2020

1°

Carlo C Gomez

I See London, I See France...

Oh dear!
--
So sheer!
--
No coverage
In the rear!

Testing to see if this post gets seen or just disappears into thin air...
So many poems from other writers not showing up on my stream page.

#satire #sarcasm #humor #funny #underwear #clothing #idiom

1°

Leocardo Reis

Wake early, sleep late

Everyday, I am tired,
Oh so tired
I might fall asleep at work
And get myself fired~

#tired

1°

Druzzayne Rika

Hugging the skies

I fell. Hard.

On the floor.

It was gravity's fault.

I did nothing wrong.

I am heavier than I seem.

The sky won't tuck me in.

#lol

1°

Nylee

Sunburnt

You were the sun
Lately, all you do is
burn
my skin.

#sun #nyee #minipoem #burn #skin #onesentence #sunburn #hurt #ouch

1°

David P Carroll

She's So funny

She's so funny and so sweet
She makes my knees go weak and
She makes me laugh and smile
And she's the type of women
I'd like to meet.

Fun Laughing 🤣😁🤣😁

1°

Rushil

I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe --

I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe --
because she tells me it is my destiny,
and it is all in the email she sent me.

I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe --
because she possesses many Riches,
and she has promised me all of them.

I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe --
from her wretched uncle,
who will steal her wealth and lock her away.

I would save this Princess from Zimbabwe --
but she only needs my Government ID,
Bank Account and Social Security.

#email #scam #deception #spam #technology #funny

1°

Nylee

Knock, knock

Be ready to be locked outside
I am scared of all things that are happening
I keep all the doors and windows closed
I'd rather be alone inside
please do not knock

knock, knock
who is there?

#knock #alone #doors #locked #scared #inside #outside #nyee

1°

𝙶𝙽𝙶

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃: 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘 . ..

𝙱𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙽: 𝙲𝚞𝚝!! 𝙲𝚞𝚞𝚞𝚝!!! 𝙲𝚞𝚞𝚞𝚞𝚞𝚞𝚝𝚝!!!
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝.

Just scared of love.
© snoW

#meme #love

1°

Kvothe

Nihilist.

He says he's a nihilist.
He has nothing to base that on...

#humour #nihilism

1°

Kafka Joint

I am a ledger

I am a ledger!
No, I am a legend!
Well, anyway, I am drunk.

1°

Carlo C Gomez

The Coy of Cooking

There's aunts all over
my kitchen floor

Mother says they're awful
for the cookie badder

Oftentimes, we live in a processed world
but it's beyond my apprehension

Just please read me the recipe
or draw me a diaphragm

Poem challenge by Jennifer McCurry,
write a poem using malapropisms.

#challenge #satire #sarcasm #humor #funny #malapropisms

1°

Carlo C Gomez

The (Land)Lord Works in Mysterious Ways

The big man upstairs
Once and for all
Disabused me of the notion
That he was in fact
God himself

And just my landlord
Living on the top floor
Yelling at me
Through the wall
That my rent is overdue

BLT's new challenge- to write a poem using the Merriam- Webster word of the day, disabuse.

#challenge #disabuse #satire #sarcasm #humor #funny #god #landlord

1°

Leone Lamp

The Tree Sitter of Nantucket (A proper limerick)

The tree sitter of Nantucket
Lived in a tree and he dug it
He never went down
To visit the ground
So he would **** in a bucket

I hope this is profane enough to represent the genre.
~2012/2013

#treesitting #redwoods #strawberryrock #limerick #bucket

1°

Kanishka

Masks

On the hangers of your closet,
Diverse masks dangle.
Which one will you wear to appease
the society tonight?
Will you let someone see the real you or always remain misunderstood?
Or will you let it drain all the oxygen from your blood?

1°

Carlo C Gomez

Career Opportunities #3

First thing I do when
I get to work
is hide

Because a good employee
is hard to find

#humor #sarcasm #satire #employment #work

1°

Salmabanu Hatim

Love Your Neighbours

So I did,
All my neighbours' wives,
I ended up in hospital.
7/11/2020

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