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Carlo C Gomez Nov 2019
What's worse than death itself?
A conjugal visit from
The grim reaper.
We often live our days
In a deep fryer
What doesn't coat and **** us
Could very well eat us alive
Carlo C Gomez Jan 10
Is never longer than forever?
or do they live so close together
they often get each other's mail?
A bird in the hand
Is worth a whole slew
In the Australian bush
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Khoi-San Jan 3
Love happens
Just like **** happens
Carlo C Gomez Dec 2019
Time is always
the first one out the door
in the morning
Carlo C Gomez Nov 2019
When buying into love
Make sure to purchase
The lifetime warranty
Carlo C Gomez Nov 2019
Why should I pay you
A penny for your thoughts,
When you're clearly dying
To give your two cents worth?
Carlo C Gomez Dec 2019
He wondered if he had
A nose for news,
'Cause it was always breaking.

So he opted for
Surgery instead,
Only to find himself
The talk of the town.

Now that's nothing
To sniff at!
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