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BACKGROUND. I was working at an international airport as a aircraft cleaner, this ment we went on to the planes to clean them before they went on there next flight. I was the supervisor of a team of 6 that night, so it was my job to go to the aircraft and talk with the number one, (the number one is the head hostess), she told us when we could board the aircraft. At the door I could see a young girl and a lady, sitting in the front row, I asked the number one if we could board, she told me they are waiting for a wheel chair for the young girl. The wheel chair did not turn up until after this story. This is what happened next. I will pick the story up after my question to the number one. THE SHORT STORY, OF A TRUE EVENT IN MY LIFE. I am standing on the aircraft by the young girl and the number one, when I heard the girl say. MOM! can I see the controls of the plane. I am not sure if the number one heard this, so I related to her. She told me she would ask the captain, and left to do so. I was alone with the girl and the lady, so I spoke to the lady. Hi i said, where have you come from? The lady answered, we have been to disney land. Wow or something like that I said, that must have been fun, the young girl spoke up. it was, I saw lot of things, Micky Mouse. I asked the girl her name. Samantha she said. At that the number one came back. And told us, as soon as the wheel chair is here, the captain say you can look at the flight deck. The young girl said, can I not go now? I needed to get my cleaning team on the aircraft! So I said to the number one. I will carry her to the flight deck if that is ok. It was agreed. So I picked up young Samantha, and carried her forward to the flight deck. number one and Lady behind me. The number one past me, to ask the captain, if this was ok, and it was. As we entered the captain said, hi my name is John. the young girl said hi my is Samantha, welcome sammy, said the captain. The co pilot stood up, to give Samantha his seat. The captain and Sammy talk about the instruments. The captain still had his head phones around his neck, What are those? Sammy asked. That is my contact with the flight controllers he said, can I have a go? Sammy said. The captain put on his head phone and asked the control tower, and she did have a go. Then the wheel chair turned up, and the captain was told by the number one. You must go now Sammy, thank you John she said, I picked her up from the co-pilots seat, thanked the captain, and the co-pilot on the way out, also the number one, and took the girl down the plane, Sammy then asked me. What is your name? Paul I said, she then said this to me. Thank you Paul I will remember that the rest of my life, at this the lady burst into tears, I placed Sammy in the wheel chair and walked with them to the exit. I asked the lady, why do you cry, she told me that Sammy was dyeing of cancer and he flight was for a cure and a trip to disneyland, but the cure, did not work, and Sammy might be dead within the year. I cried for about an hour!
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Nov 15, 2011
Nov 15, 2011 at 7:37 AM UTC
THIS IS A SHORT STORY, OF A TRUE EVENT IN MY LIFE. Not a Poem!
BACKGROUND. I was working at an international airport as a aircraft cleaner, this ment we went on to the planes to clean them before they went on there next flight. I was the supervisor of a team of 6 that night, so it was my job to go to the aircraft and talk with the number one, (the number one is the head hostess), she told us when we could board the aircraft. At the door I could see a young girl and a lady, sitting in the front row, I asked the number one if we could board, she told me they are waiting for a wheel chair for the young girl. The wheel chair did not turn up until after this story. This is what happened next. I will pick the story up after my question to the number one. THE SHORT STORY, OF A TRUE EVENT IN MY LIFE. I am standing on the aircraft by the young girl and the number one, when I heard the girl say. MOM! can I see the controls of the plane. I am not sure if the number one heard this, so I related to her. She told me she would ask the captain, and left to do so. I was alone with the girl and the lady, so I spoke to the lady. Hi i said, where have you come from? The lady answered, we have been to disney land. Wow or something like that I said, that must have been fun, the young girl spoke up. it was, I saw lot of things, Micky Mouse. I asked the girl her name. Samantha she said. At that the number one came back. And told us, as soon as the wheel chair is here, the captain say you can look at the flight deck. The young girl said, can I not go now? I needed to get my cleaning team on the aircraft! So I said to the number one. I will carry her to the flight deck if that is ok. It was agreed. So I picked up young Samantha, and carried her forward to the flight deck. number one and Lady behind me. The number one past me, to ask the captain, if this was ok, and it was. As we entered the captain said, hi my name is John. the young girl said hi my is Samantha, welcome sammy, said the captain. The co pilot stood up, to give Samantha his seat. The captain and Sammy talk about the instruments. The captain still had his head phones around his neck, What are those? Sammy asked. That is my contact with the flight controllers he said, can I have a go? Sammy said. The captain put on his head phone and asked the control tower, and she did have a go. Then the wheel chair turned up, and the captain was told by the number one. You must go now Sammy, thank you John she said, I picked her up from the co-pilots seat, thanked the captain, and the co-pilot on the way out, also the number one, and took the girl down the plane, Sammy then asked me. What is your name? Paul I said, she then said this to me. Thank you Paul I will remember that the rest of my life, at this the lady burst into tears, I placed Sammy in the wheel chair and walked with them to the exit. I asked the lady, why do you cry, she told me that Sammy was dyeing of cancer and he flight was for a cure and a trip to disneyland, but the cure, did not work, and Sammy might be dead within the year. I cried for about an hour!
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The simple life of burgers and fries maybe not the best for your health but they're a feast for the eyes The very thought of 'em just makes ya feel good whether you're on the road or at home in the hood Yep burgers and fries your waist might despise but who the hell cares when you're out with the guys Go get you some Wendy's or Micky-D's down the road Sonic or Five-Guys let some fat now get stowed Once you start eatin' some burgers and fries you're doin' it right when you let out your belt and your pants are too tight
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Jul 5, 2015
Jul 5, 2015 at 8:59 PM UTC
Burgers and Fries
So come everybody throw ya hands In the air for me If y'all feelin this jubilee O yea so lets get back to the actions Satisfaction Of celebrities got ya main attraction No actin I'm packing Gats to baseball bats and who dat? Call me poetry wack splat Goes through ya back bullet hole Filljn those Empty spots ya can't touc what's hot I got reps like birdie Above the rim lace blunt with traces Of v slims Who can stop me if my potency Is near infinite I'm embedded in ya melon eternally Too cool for y'all to see I be With this jubilee a juvenile Born in the wild never smiled as child All I wanted was a few toys from micky ds Could barely afford cheese Make tracks sneeze when I breath Got thick chicks from here all the way to Belize Please don't be ignorant Just throw ya hands up to this anthem Ya can't phantom The jubilee is slammin- Come on Not that the time is right Refocused my sight the black knight Knocking outsights now ya braille as **** for trynA **** with The m o b s t e r ghetto star All hands on the r Ruger luger quick to shoot ya scoop ya Out of the scene like ice cream One man team Don't need a **** near friend in need Please believe I got backups like traffic Hit the skins is automatic cuz static To radio station they hate me Cuz I don't participate in ******** I'm concerned with These ***** *** punks running politics Donald Trump I gotta automatic thAt loves to dump Throw his *** in the trunk Puff skunks I'm slammin on the gas Like an alley oopp dunk full of ***** Dikes to lesbians all want a piece of me I ain't cocky but stocky like Rocky Picket pock me ill find thee Restin peace to my enemies That couldn't get to me I'm hater proof so y'all just throw ya hands in the air for me And represent this jubilee ahh. Come on
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Jun 15, 2016
Jun 15, 2016 at 12:01 PM UTC
Jubilee
So come everybody throw ya hands In the air for me If y'all feelin this jubilee O yea so lets get back to the actions Satisfaction Of celebrities got ya main attraction No actin I'm packing Gats to baseball bats and who dat? Call me poetry wack splat Goes through ya back bullet hole Filljn those Empty spots ya can't touc what's hot I got reps like birdie Above the rim lace blunt with traces Of v slims Who can stop me if my potency Is near infinite I'm embedded in ya melon eternally Too cool for y'all to see I be With this jubilee a juvenile Born in the wild never smiled as child All I wanted was a few toys from micky ds Could barely afford cheese Make tracks sneeze when I breath Got thick chicks from here all the way to Belize Please don't be ignorant Just throw ya hands up to this anthem Ya can't phantom The jubilee is slammin- Come on Not that the time is right Refocused my sight the black knight Knocking outsights now ya braille as **** for trynA **** with The m o b s t e r ghetto star All hands on the r Ruger luger quick to shoot ya scoop ya Out of the scene like ice cream One man team Don't need a **** near friend in need Please believe I got backups like traffic Hit the skins is automatic cuz static To radio station they hate me Cuz I don't participate in ******** I'm concerned with These ***** *** punks running politics Donald Trump I gotta automatic thAt loves to dump Throw his *** in the trunk Puff skunks I'm slammin on the gas Like an alley oopp dunk full of ***** Dikes to lesbians all want a piece of me I ain't cocky but stocky like Rocky Picket pock me ill find thee Restin peace to my enemies That couldn't get to me I'm hater proof so y'all just throw ya hands in the air for me And represent this jubilee ahh. Come on
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My pink and purple drain pipe trousers. Walk with me... yes they do. Spliting me down the middle. Spliting me in two. One side pink. The other side, more blue. I feel like Micky Mouse all day. But never feel gay. Feel free to whistle... If you feel the need to. But never say I am gay! Wearing my pink and purple trousers today. Hip, hip hooooooooray. But never say I am gay! Pink and Purple trousers. What will we see today. As I strut. and say. Morning Misses Hay. Morning Paul... She will say. How are you today? I will wink.... and then proceed to say... Wearing my pink and purple trousers today. Hip, hip hooooooooray. But but do’nt call me gay! Yes, I noticed... then she walks away. Just wearing my pink and purple trousers today. Guess I have to get out of this town. Seams all that is left for me is pain. Maybe I wear my pink and purple trousers again! It is better by you...better by than me!
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Jan 10, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 at 3:37 PM UTC
Pink and Purple Drain Pipe Trousers 1.0.3
Family Bound My Family means everything too me Got a brother in the Navy He's married got a beautiful wife too. He's enjoyin the beautiful sunsets in the city where Micky Cohen use to own. Got my other brother whos a gear head, a knucklehead, works on knuckle heads, and hes my knuckles too. Me and him use to get into it throw a little bruises around but **** has he made me proud went to the city where you can cook eggs on the sidewalk Pheonix. Went to school too work on bikes and now works at Harley.... this means for me free tee shirts and cool biker partys too go to hot women in leather pants and mean dudes with long goatees. My Mom shes a healer, a bible dealer, and the leader of a womens AA program but is married to a Ex-convict, Ex-felon, Ex-drug dealing, Ex-rapist I never understood why she goes for trying to heal men maybe it's because shes been trying to fix all of her 3 boys and thats the only way she knows how to love a man. Either way I love her too death and it'll be death if that man decides to lay a hand on her again... you'll see something that only Hades eyes have seen but enough about that loser... Unto my Old man. My pops hes a machine mechanic a use too be psychobath maniac tatted up with rough hands, palms always itching and eyes always looking out for his family. He once told me Jay " You Gotta Pay to Play" and those words have stuck with me for some reason for a long *** time. He always has these little one liners that just make ya get back to reality,wipe your nose clean, put your head up and stand up straight and get back to the money. So thats my blood thats what makes my heart beat everyday knowing that my family gots my back to succeed.
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May 29, 2013
May 29, 2013 at 12:40 PM UTC
Blood is thicker then water
Family Bound My Family means everything too me Got a brother in the Navy He's married got a beautiful wife too. He's enjoyin the beautiful sunsets in the city where Micky Cohen use to own. Got my other brother whos a gear head, a knucklehead, works on knuckle heads, and hes my knuckles too. Me and him use to get into it throw a little bruises around but **** has he made me proud went to the city where you can cook eggs on the sidewalk Pheonix. Went to school too work on bikes and now works at Harley.... this means for me free tee shirts and cool biker partys too go to hot women in leather pants and mean dudes with long goatees. My Mom shes a healer, a bible dealer, and the leader of a womens AA program but is married to a Ex-convict, Ex-felon, Ex-drug dealing, Ex-rapist I never understood why she goes for trying to heal men maybe it's because shes been trying to fix all of her 3 boys and thats the only way she knows how to love a man. Either way I love her too death and it'll be death if that man decides to lay a hand on her again... you'll see something that only Hades eyes have seen but enough about that loser... Unto my Old man. My pops hes a machine mechanic a use too be psychobath maniac tatted up with rough hands, palms always itching and eyes always looking out for his family. He once told me Jay " You Gotta Pay to Play" and those words have stuck with me for some reason for a long *** time. He always has these little one liners that just make ya get back to reality,wipe your nose clean, put your head up and stand up straight and get back to the money. So thats my blood thats what makes my heart beat everyday knowing that my family gots my back to succeed.
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cherubs chuckle bellybuttons tingle fearsome fangs sink into speedy intuitive youths brainwaves command bodies advertisements command brainwaves they quickly capture the attentive child melancholy ******* thinking deeply and eating mcdonalds
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Jul 20, 2010
Jul 20, 2010 at 7:42 PM UTC
micky dees
Energy, obedience, sociability with others. The molding of man. Who came first man or mothers? Impossible it seems, to be next to our brothers. Like we’re made in a tube by the chemist Carothers. Through my own scrutiny our leaders slide effortlessly by. Chevron. Monopoly . Then multiply. Micky D’s. Big Mac with cheese. OH and a large order of fries. I’ll take a viral video over surprise or goodbyes.
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Nov 20, 2013
Nov 20, 2013 at 3:17 AM UTC
Title: nerdgasim
Surprisingly enough, this little vile of some horrible stuff called "Pink-Pink" is actually rather musky. And to think, after three months and then two more, I would get six checks. Micky Mantle captivated the nation, and Lars Montannaro is captivating this town. All the while Michael Moore is killing God and God is killing us. One must ask oneself, did God create me, or did I create God? Is God within me, or am I God myself? Throughout John Carpenter's life many questions plagued him, most remained unanswered, few allowed him to live and one killed him. He lies dying, gasping for air, with nothing but Steinbeck and brandy to bid him farewell. On a bed without sheets, in a motel without a kitchen, in a town without a theater, in a state without a king, in a land without hope, God lays dying. With nothing but the prayers of Mary Stein to bid him goodnight, he prays himself. Every man is a believer in the foxhole, just as he is a saint. Praying and praying, the fire rallies around a man, his emancipated guts lay spewing blood in the dirt. Without a clear objective man is nothing. Nothing is everything, and everything is unexplainable just as nothing can be explained. The Dark sings a song it believes to be beautiful, and the Light finds it discouraging to it's attempts of what it believes to be beautiful. So the Light chases away the Dark and the Wanderers wonder where it went. Wandering this world, they try and try and try to find it. They are looking in the wrong world. The man with a gun runs to the store and back and back and back again. The willows whisper a tune for their god that the oaks find blasphemous. The oaks chant louder and louder so as to please their god. Life goes on and life goes on and life goes on and then it doesn't. Then suddenly it  begins in a thousand more forms and in a thousand more lungs it breathes. Life will continue to exalt God and God will continue allowing life to breathe. For as long as there is air, breathes shall be taken.
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Sep 26, 2013
Sep 26, 2013 at 12:33 AM UTC
Keep Your Ear To The Tree (The Answer is in the Bark)
Surprisingly enough, this little vile of some horrible stuff called "Pink-Pink" is actually rather musky. And to think, after three months and then two more, I would get six checks. Micky Mantle captivated the nation, and Lars Montannaro is captivating this town. All the while Michael Moore is killing God and God is killing us. One must ask oneself, did God create me, or did I create God? Is God within me, or am I God myself? Throughout John Carpenter's life many questions plagued him, most remained unanswered, few allowed him to live and one killed him. He lies dying, gasping for air, with nothing but Steinbeck and brandy to bid him farewell. On a bed without sheets, in a motel without a kitchen, in a town without a theater, in a state without a king, in a land without hope, God lays dying. With nothing but the prayers of Mary Stein to bid him goodnight, he prays himself. Every man is a believer in the foxhole, just as he is a saint. Praying and praying, the fire rallies around a man, his emancipated guts lay spewing blood in the dirt. Without a clear objective man is nothing. Nothing is everything, and everything is unexplainable just as nothing can be explained. The Dark sings a song it believes to be beautiful, and the Light finds it discouraging to it's attempts of what it believes to be beautiful. So the Light chases away the Dark and the Wanderers wonder where it went. Wandering this world, they try and try and try to find it. They are looking in the wrong world. The man with a gun runs to the store and back and back and back again. The willows whisper a tune for their god that the oaks find blasphemous. The oaks chant louder and louder so as to please their god. Life goes on and life goes on and life goes on and then it doesn't. Then suddenly it  begins in a thousand more forms and in a thousand more lungs it breathes. Life will continue to exalt God and God will continue allowing life to breathe. For as long as there is air, breathes shall be taken.
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I've come to the realization that I will never love Micky the way that I loved you. But, I also know that maybe that is fine. Sure, some days I spend my free time plucking out eyelashes and trying to get a free wish or two. (or three) But for the most part, I know that maybe I'm not meant to love him like I loved you. No two people are the same, so how can I give any two people the same love? I'll never love anyone the way that I loved you, but that doesn't mean I'll never love again.
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Mar 1, 2015
Mar 1, 2015 at 2:57 PM UTC
random assortment
I lay myself open to you... Like a thumb worn novel aspiring to be a classical romance... coming off as a cheap dime store rag My lines less Tennyson and Shelley more Micky Spillani yet feel the warmth of each page once pressed against my aching breast for it heard my needful heart tasted my tears Read between the lines find the nervous boy behind the man all fingers and thumbs typing out words his Tongue could never speak Each comma each fullstop an anxious drawn out breath... as I thought of you discarding me in pursuit of passion yet know the foreword and the photograph do no justice to my ache for you to find me there amongst the metaphors waiting... for you alone to know the real me.
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Jan 26, 2013
Jan 26, 2013 at 11:35 PM UTC
Cracked Spine. (a love poem)
My pink and purple drain pipe trousers. Walk with me,  yes they do. Spliting me down the middle. Spliting me in two. One side pink. The other side,  more blue. I feel like Micky Mouse all day. But never feel gay. Feel free to whistle. If you feel the need to. But never say I am gay. Wearing my pink and purple trousers today. Hip, hip hooooooooray. But never say I am gay. Pink and Purple trousers. What will we see today. As I strut. and say. Morning Misses Hay. Morning Paul she will say. How are you today. I will wink, and then proceed to say. Wearing my pink and purple trousers today. Hip, hip hooooooooray. But do’nt call me gay. Yes, I noticed, then she walks away. Just wearing my pink and purple trousers today.
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Jan 10, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 at 2:28 PM UTC
Pink and Purple Trousers 1.0.2
Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you. Gaffer, Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels. Paul, Sheryl, I’m leaving you for a Canadian lumberjack, don’t try and talk me out of it. Gaffer, Micky here, that bird Tasmin you hooked me up with, she wants to try the buddha position, what the hell is it. Gaffer, Phil, I’ve been arrested, ******* fifty quid in the license, you ******** Paul, Sheryl, you would just let me go off with a Lumberjack, you ******* Mr Gaffney, do you know you’re entitled to five thousand pounds for that accident you had three years ago. Phone us. Paul, Linda here, I’ve left Tony, can I crash at yours for a few days. Paul, Nurse Jackie here at the Psychiatric hospital, just an update from the doctor, he’s still in two minds. Gaffer, Phil here, can you come and bail me out. Paul, Sheryl, I’ve dumped the Lumberjack, going out with Hans now, my soul mate. Paul, Tracy down at the STD clinic, your tests are clear, and no, I don’t want to celebrate with you. Gaffer, Micky, that Tamsin's a guy, what the hell is wrong with you. Gaffer, Phil, are you coming or what. Paul, Linda, We’re going to give it another go. Paul, Sheryl here, I’m giving you one more chance, I could have my pick of guys, why the hell I picked you only god knows, I’m coming round now. Paul, This is the sunshine retreat holiday company, your immediate sabbatical is now ready when you are. Paul, nurse Jackie here at the Psychiatric hospital, is the doctor at yours.
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Aug 9, 2015
Aug 9, 2015 at 9:45 AM UTC
The Answer Machine.
Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you. Gaffer, Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels. Paul, Sheryl, I’m leaving you for a Canadian lumberjack, don’t try and talk me out of it. Gaffer, Micky here, that bird Tasmin you hooked me up with, she wants to try the buddha position, what the hell is it. Gaffer, Phil, I’ve been arrested, ******* fifty quid in the license, you ******** Paul, Sheryl, you would just let me go off with a Lumberjack, you ******* Mr Gaffney, do you know you’re entitled to five thousand pounds for that accident you had three years ago. Phone us. Paul, Linda here, I’ve left Tony, can I crash at yours for a few days. Paul, Nurse Jackie here at the Psychiatric hospital, just an update from the doctor, he’s still in two minds. Gaffer, Phil here, can you come and bail me out. Paul, Sheryl, I’ve dumped the Lumberjack, going out with Hans now, my soul mate. Paul, Tracy down at the STD clinic, your tests are clear, and no, I don’t want to celebrate with you. Gaffer, Micky, that Tamsin's a guy, what the hell is wrong with you. Gaffer, Phil, are you coming or what. Paul, Linda, We’re going to give it another go. Paul, Sheryl here, I’m giving you one more chance, I could have my pick of guys, why the hell I picked you only god knows, I’m coming round now. Paul, This is the sunshine retreat holiday company, your immediate sabbatical is now ready when you are. Paul, nurse Jackie here at the Psychiatric hospital, is the doctor at yours.
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My pink and purple drain pipe trousers. Walk with me, yes they do. Spliting me down the middle. One side pink. The other side, more blue. I feel like Micky Mouse, all day. Feel free to whistle. If you feel the need to. But never say I am gay. Wearing my pink and purple trousers today. Hip, hip hooooooooray. But never say I am gay. Pink and Purple trousers. What will we see today.
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Jan 10, 2012
Jan 10, 2012 at 1:59 PM UTC
Pink and Purple Trousers.
Man is to God as Walt Disney is to Micky Mouse We’re all disillusioned with reality
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Aug 9, 2018
Aug 9, 2018 at 9:00 AM UTC
Alice in the Mundane
I have a tiny **** Like a crooked little finger Everybody else's **** Is inevitably bigger If six inch as an average Can truly be believed Someone here in this room Must be twice the size of me If you can do your algebra Already you will know Four inches is the maximum My **** will ever go For the engineers among you I'll express my ratio My little one inch wonder Up to four times it can grow I'm glad to hear you laugh It shows you understand These are such the shortcomings of A very short **** man My ***** they can grow longer Into a comfy little nest With a little acorn sat Upon the very crest Rummage in my fly and Wish that I were blessed Searching frantically I recover just the head Get a little **** drip Up on my finger tip There's absolutely nothing there For me to get a grip If I sit to *** I must Be wary of my jet The angle of my dangle means My trousers may get wet Then dribble on my ball bag For my **** does not overhang These are such the shortcomings of A very short **** man I **** it with one finger If you really want to know And no I can't imagine The feeling of deep throat When I look down I can Still clearly see my toes But my little ***** hides Beneath my belly folds Sometimes it is inverted Even when it isn't cold Like a little turtle Inside of me it goes Girls they like to tell me It is a cute surprise Until I have to tell them I Left the ****** stuck inside I'm hung like Micky Mouse You've just got to understand These are such the shortcomings of A very short **** man Now why would I admit to this? By now you know it's true I'm such a little babydick Exposed in front of you But the greater pain exists In propagating myths According to the internet Real men have massive ***** So for anyone who feels small Let me reassure you all By bringing down the average With my little four inch ***** So if you're sat with five or six Feel the relief And if you really want to, Then have a laugh at me You no longer have to hide it Give a **** or give a **** You no longer have to let it Be the measure of the man And I guess I kinda like it When I am being teased These are such the shortcomings of A short **** man like me
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Mar 14, 2014
Mar 14, 2014 at 8:47 AM UTC
Shorty
I have a tiny **** Like a crooked little finger Everybody else's **** Is inevitably bigger If six inch as an average Can truly be believed Someone here in this room Must be twice the size of me If you can do your algebra Already you will know Four inches is the maximum My **** will ever go For the engineers among you I'll express my ratio My little one inch wonder Up to four times it can grow I'm glad to hear you laugh It shows you understand These are such the shortcomings of A very short **** man My ***** they can grow longer Into a comfy little nest With a little acorn sat Upon the very crest Rummage in my fly and Wish that I were blessed Searching frantically I recover just the head Get a little **** drip Up on my finger tip There's absolutely nothing there For me to get a grip If I sit to *** I must Be wary of my jet The angle of my dangle means My trousers may get wet Then dribble on my ball bag For my **** does not overhang These are such the shortcomings of A very short **** man I **** it with one finger If you really want to know And no I can't imagine The feeling of deep throat When I look down I can Still clearly see my toes But my little ***** hides Beneath my belly folds Sometimes it is inverted Even when it isn't cold Like a little turtle Inside of me it goes Girls they like to tell me It is a cute surprise Until I have to tell them I Left the ****** stuck inside I'm hung like Micky Mouse You've just got to understand These are such the shortcomings of A very short **** man Now why would I admit to this? By now you know it's true I'm such a little babydick Exposed in front of you But the greater pain exists In propagating myths According to the internet Real men have massive ***** So for anyone who feels small Let me reassure you all By bringing down the average With my little four inch ***** So if you're sat with five or six Feel the relief And if you really want to, Then have a laugh at me You no longer have to hide it Give a **** or give a **** You no longer have to let it Be the measure of the man And I guess I kinda like it When I am being teased These are such the shortcomings of A short **** man like me
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*because what's actually worth celebrating? well, i always celebrate another bunch of words, another litre of *** and, most obviously: another tomorrow.* for a long time now i have seized to celebrate birthdays...     only this year have i stopped "celebrating" easter: coming from a traditionalist family,    with my great-grandmother dead for several years everyone in the family joked: she said enough prayers for all of us...   my great-grandfather    took the micky out her in that lovingly joking way anyway he used to say:   you and your crows (priests, that's the slang term for a priest in poland) -       i can't remember   the last time i celebrated christmas, or should it be called: adverts from november through to january marketing mecca "holiday"?     but it breaks my heart with regards to birthdays,    i don't celebrate it -     fair enough up to 25... but a bit like receiving voting rights, i think people have the potential to relinquish their celebration of something that's cake-worthy once the teenage years end... nonetheless...     on the dot,          i receive the phone call on the day...     my grandparents...       wishing me this that & the other... and... that's it!          it's actually more painful to receive that phonecall,    than to receive: no phonecall with besh wishes and what not.    i grew out the candles,   the balloons...                    what is to be celebrated, may i ask?               as the cliche says: women lie about their age anyway, if they found a way to avoid the celebratory antics -     me? i'm just waiting for my grandparents to die...              cruel, i know,    but it's much more cruel to receive a phonecall from them, "wishing" me a happy birthday...    day like any one...   now, if i remembered squeezing past the genital skin of my mother... that would be something... thankfully, man's faculty of memory and therefore being conscious comes much much later,                  thank god for that.
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Aug 13, 2017
Aug 13, 2017 at 6:11 PM UTC
it breaks the heart
*because what's actually worth celebrating? well, i always celebrate another bunch of words, another litre of *** and, most obviously: another tomorrow.* for a long time now i have seized to celebrate birthdays...     only this year have i stopped "celebrating" easter: coming from a traditionalist family,    with my great-grandmother dead for several years everyone in the family joked: she said enough prayers for all of us...   my great-grandfather    took the micky out her in that lovingly joking way anyway he used to say:   you and your crows (priests, that's the slang term for a priest in poland) -       i can't remember   the last time i celebrated christmas, or should it be called: adverts from november through to january marketing mecca "holiday"?     but it breaks my heart with regards to birthdays,    i don't celebrate it -     fair enough up to 25... but a bit like receiving voting rights, i think people have the potential to relinquish their celebration of something that's cake-worthy once the teenage years end... nonetheless...     on the dot,          i receive the phone call on the day...     my grandparents...       wishing me this that & the other... and... that's it!          it's actually more painful to receive that phonecall,    than to receive: no phonecall with besh wishes and what not.    i grew out the candles,   the balloons...                    what is to be celebrated, may i ask?               as the cliche says: women lie about their age anyway, if they found a way to avoid the celebratory antics -     me? i'm just waiting for my grandparents to die...              cruel, i know,    but it's much more cruel to receive a phonecall from them, "wishing" me a happy birthday...    day like any one...   now, if i remembered squeezing past the genital skin of my mother... that would be something... thankfully, man's faculty of memory and therefore being conscious comes much much later,                  thank god for that.
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You seem to be my Clyde to my Bonnie You seem to be my Martin to my Gina You seem to be my Bobby to my Whitney And you are more than I could ever ask for You get on my nerves You call me names (but in a friendly way) You tell me your honest opinion And you even check others when it comes to me! You are my Micky to my Minnie You are my Homer to my Marge You are my Peter to my Louis And you are someone I can trust You helped me up whenever I was feeling down You showed me that giving up wasn’t an option You treated me like no other! You can be my Simba to my Nala You can be my Prince Adam “Beast” to my Belle You can be my Shrek to my Fiona And you can be more than just my friend You honestly opened my eyes You made me change my mind about dating You always told me I was beautiful! You will forever be my Lucious to my Cookie You will forever be my Jamie to my Fancy You will forever be my Dwayne to my Whitley And I plan on making this last forever You seem to be my friend You seem to be my lover You seem to be my other half! Honestly I think you’re my best friend...
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Dec 20, 2017
Dec 20, 2017 at 12:23 PM UTC
Best Friend
What does a grown-ass man do? Does he wear a suit and tie? Does he fish on the weekends? Does he go to work in the morning, and deal with constant pressures on his head? I think a grown-ass man kicks his kids out when they're not acting correct. I think he cries when they sleep in places that aren't home, and scrounge pennies from their pockets to get some Micky D's. A grown-ass man loves his life because this is the only one he has no matter how bad. When he goes to work he listens to jazz because the trumpets remind of him of his baby's gurgles and that child going hungry isn't an option. His wife and him fight because he thinks she's not raising the kids right, when she really is, but he's really got fear in his heart, the good kind, the kind that makes him compassionate when he kisses his baby daughter's lips before the sun has come up. When I think of a grown-ass man I think of my father, even when he's ****** up to the nth degree and I can say I love him because he is the tree and he has carefully tended my plot of earth even when he dealt with a dearth of love.
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Apr 19, 2012
Apr 19, 2012 at 8:00 PM UTC
For Our Fathers.
He wins the nobbly knee contest coz he is so very bony..haha his legs goes right up to his pants, two sticks of skinny polony..and he laughs just like a hyena with no teeth left in his gob..hes abit of a museum piece and isn’t a heartthrob.. But everyone adores Irish Micky Flynn with his Ballymoney Blarney..from County Donegal down to the southwest shores of Killarney..coz all he ever does allday is banter on his jokes, keeping people happy he is the jolliest of folks..and he chats to absolutely everybody, infact he is just a blether..with his thin arms waving high in the air as he forecasts the weather..he talks the hind legs of a donkey and still he doesn’t stop, as he sits with his mug of cocoa in his local coffee shop..
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Oct 5, 2020
Oct 5, 2020 at 5:55 AM UTC
Irish Micky Flynn..🤣
Who is standing before me? Not the boy I used to see The boy I knew, had Irish eyes Filled with laughter, they told no lies Micky boy, he once was known Broken down from years on his own Who is this stranger in front of me? The boy I knew had soft curls and rosy cheeks   This was not who he was supposed to be The boy I knew, had Irish eyes Watching his back his eyes are strained His heart once pure, is now stained Micky boy, where have you been? I tried to shield you from this world of sin. Who is this boy in front of me? Lord, answer my prayers he still isn’t free The boy I knew had Irish eyes He used to stiffen his lip to hold in his cries Those Irish eyes aren’t smiling now Sold to the devil, he took a vow
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Apr 29, 2017
Apr 29, 2017 at 5:38 PM UTC
Those Irish Eyes Aren’t Smiling Now
on your nuts enjoy the feeling we are fixing to chew them off while your crying maybe you can catch my breath micky ? ... .. .
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Jan 26, 2018
Jan 26, 2018 at 6:57 AM UTC
catch my breath
Dingy dongy tiki tiki, Boomy doomy hissy pi, Hushy hushi, pluckahchaki, Traki doomy criihh. Chipy Gippy farafashhh, Micky mucky boooo eeh ah, Dingy dongy hikipiki, Boomy zoomieka.
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Oct 16, 2017
Oct 16, 2017 at 10:59 AM UTC
Decibel.
is so much more goofy talked to him and mini they got together an radedd my box he has some stupid last name now he figured out how smart we are now he is trying to get me to be his imaginary girlfriends lover he is the new micky mouse ? ... .. .
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Jan 26, 2018
Jan 26, 2018 at 6:42 AM UTC
micky mouse tannebaum
Sunday night and tomorrow bright and early (Alright maybe not so bright) I'll be there Soho Square waiting for the caretaker to make a Monday show of it. Here's the bit that gets tricky, I call him methuselah but Dave is picky and insists on Dave then tells me off for taking the Micky. all part of the charity where although it's a serious affair there's so much hilarity Still work though so I'll go on going on about it.
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Jul 2, 2017
Jul 2, 2017 at 5:00 PM UTC
At the house