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"cordon" poems
I went to the Cordon Bleu And my name is Pierre I work in the kitchen I’m a French chef extraordinaire With fine French food My name is synonymous But I am an addict I attend McDonalds Anonymous When I make a quiche I just want to hug it But I keep getting cravings For a Chicken McNugget Fast food or French food I am conflicted Fast food or French food Yes I am addicted The 12-step program Keeps me on track I have to fight my desire To binge on Big Mac I pretend I’m a food snob My life’s full of lies When I buy burgers I must wear a disguise I should come out of the closet Admit my transgressions Then they would accept me For my fast food obsessions Maybe the other chefs Would heap me with praise If I smothered my Big Macs With Sauce Hollandaise
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Aug 10, 2014
Aug 10, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC
French Chef
I love you more than chocolate fudge And even more than cheesecake. Even more than the finest meal A Cordon Bleu chef can make. I love you more than Disneyland More than my birthday celebration. More then the most beautiful work Of the very finest artist's creation. I love you beyond the most distant star. I love you best when we are together. I love you always wherever you are. And I am going to love you forever. I love you more than a brand-new car. So much more than fancy new shoes. Multitudes more than a diamond ring. I love you more than an ocean cruise. Lucky is not a strong enough word; More than fortunate is how I feel. I love you so much my darling That it seems almost beyond real. I love you beyond the most distant star. I love you best when we are together. I love you always wherever you are. And I am going to love you forever. Like a magical romantic movie Bells can ring and rainbows appear And in the middle of it all will be me Smiling widely from ear to ear. This bit of my own poetry may be Pie-eyed and even a bit sappy. But I can find no other clearcut way To say how much you make me happy. I love you beyond the most distant star. I love you best when we are together. I love you always wherever you are. And I am going to love you forever.
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Jan 15, 2017
Jan 15, 2017 at 1:43 AM UTC
ABCB
We’ve been herded by hook and crook, To obey convention, and read textbook. The uniformity is maddening, And the subjects are baffling. The whole wide world is grand and open; Why cordon the mind off in a tiny token? Rules were meant to be broken, To usher change and issue motion. Creativity, art, they build up cultures, Not to be picked at by robotic vultures. They always nitpick and they scavenge, Intent on making things a challenge. Passion is the cornerstone of all, It survives when things are squall. It’s the sun that rises within you, Makes you things you never knew. Question everything, for your good; You’ll find more than you ever could. Explore everything, be curious; For the world out there is glorious. Challenge everything, be skeptical; Your brain is knowledge’s receptacle. Think outside, and break the rules; Don’t blindly follow, like the fools.
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May 29, 2014
May 29, 2014 at 3:24 PM UTC
Indoctrination
With the magical banner held high invoking the crocodile rain of oppression by elites of greed by leeches and bacteria, amoebas and suckers oh come all come one, join our revolution against dark powers Oh.. who in rightful mind could refuse off she went to hear hot propaganda of those high and mighty folks who took food from baby's mouth  and live likes kings in our homes fed in Le Cordon Bleu a'la Rouge with lashings of aspic fabrications Without hesitation she swallowed all up, I'm in and I am an Activist show me the culprit, what can I do all for one, one for all, that parasite deserves miseries and doom Easy comrade sister, get to know him and help us do his head in   It's a sport for us that elitist blood sucker just get under his skin for us, let's play his mind and infest his head report back to us, inner knowledge is power and we're fighting a war comrade sister, our hot Activist marched forth on with vim and vigor comrade sister wholly followed her brief though soon saw things weren't as the revolutionaries  presented conflicted and confused she felt pity for a rare icon held in gallows but the majority carries the vote and all is fair in love and red war At her cost and with a wretched heart she gave her all did as she was told and played her part as a true comrade in line Solidarity she give to the fight, was mean and nasty as demanded It's them or us they say and see comrades I give my services to you all No medals for Comrade sister, no epaulette yet earned rather at her cost her privacy invaded and smears throws at her tales of dark deeds and loose morals hung on her in dark corners yet that poor heroine fought and gave so much blood for the cause where is the honour amongst thieves and knaves she did all that was required of her told the lies she was made to tell and played the game as taught stood at the barricades and ****** her guilt and conscience yet they still don't trust her for paranoia rules them all
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Mar 4, 2019
Mar 4, 2019 at 3:31 PM UTC
And they Called Her A Moth.....
With the magical banner held high invoking the crocodile rain of oppression by elites of greed by leeches and bacteria, amoebas and suckers oh come all come one, join our revolution against dark powers Oh.. who in rightful mind could refuse off she went to hear hot propaganda of those high and mighty folks who took food from baby's mouth  and live likes kings in our homes fed in Le Cordon Bleu a'la Rouge with lashings of aspic fabrications Without hesitation she swallowed all up, I'm in and I am an Activist show me the culprit, what can I do all for one, one for all, that parasite deserves miseries and doom Easy comrade sister, get to know him and help us do his head in   It's a sport for us that elitist blood sucker just get under his skin for us, let's play his mind and infest his head report back to us, inner knowledge is power and we're fighting a war comrade sister, our hot Activist marched forth on with vim and vigor comrade sister wholly followed her brief though soon saw things weren't as the revolutionaries  presented conflicted and confused she felt pity for a rare icon held in gallows but the majority carries the vote and all is fair in love and red war At her cost and with a wretched heart she gave her all did as she was told and played her part as a true comrade in line Solidarity she give to the fight, was mean and nasty as demanded It's them or us they say and see comrades I give my services to you all No medals for Comrade sister, no epaulette yet earned rather at her cost her privacy invaded and smears throws at her tales of dark deeds and loose morals hung on her in dark corners yet that poor heroine fought and gave so much blood for the cause where is the honour amongst thieves and knaves she did all that was required of her told the lies she was made to tell and played the game as taught stood at the barricades and ****** her guilt and conscience yet they still don't trust her for paranoia rules them all
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Little ant, so small and insignificant Yet in numbers up an elephant’s snout How easily you make him indisposed Lesson to learn: strength in numbers Maxim to remember: unity of purpose Oh termite, thou destroyer of civilizations! How mighty when surreptitiously you creep in Such ingenious civil engineering feats everywhere Orderly highways with neither jams nor congestion And tall imposing castles kissing the air proudly Result: new architectures plagiarizing your prototype! And you wasp of constricted waist and mean toxin You make no attempt to hide or disguise your dwelling Yours is a house built upon a hill for all to see and tremble They say when a man has no obvious protection keep away Lest you trigger subtle forces that mesmerize and pulverize you Lesson from this: commandos are modern day human wasps Everybody owes the bee everything, from sweetness to health The bees a-buzzing speak of persistence and how it breaks barriers In the end you listen because the message is ceaseless and urgent And oh sweet bee of the hot sting shot from your posterior No cordon bleu chef anywhere can ever approximate your finesse Your formula and patent are hedged with natural mystery Lesson to learn: the bitter and the sweet in judicious mixture! Now little man recently so puffed-up and conceited and ever so inadequate Hear ye this and know it well lest you stumble and fall into dark precipices You’re nothing and you’ve created nothing; there’s a prototype of everything In nature’s wonder store of huge surprises and unassuming wisdom Lesson from all this: one day the other world will rise up and assert it itself So steer your course differently and beware of those who bide their time Grim in their purpose and determined in their unshakable resolve
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Sep 8, 2016
Sep 8, 2016 at 4:00 AM UTC
Grim Purpose Poem (A Eulogy to the Wonders of Nature)
Little ant, so small and insignificant Yet in numbers up an elephant’s snout How easily you make him indisposed Lesson to learn: strength in numbers Maxim to remember: unity of purpose Oh termite, thou destroyer of civilizations! How mighty when surreptitiously you creep in Such ingenious civil engineering feats everywhere Orderly highways with neither jams nor congestion And tall imposing castles kissing the air proudly Result: new architectures plagiarizing your prototype! And you wasp of constricted waist and mean toxin You make no attempt to hide or disguise your dwelling Yours is a house built upon a hill for all to see and tremble They say when a man has no obvious protection keep away Lest you trigger subtle forces that mesmerize and pulverize you Lesson from this: commandos are modern day human wasps Everybody owes the bee everything, from sweetness to health The bees a-buzzing speak of persistence and how it breaks barriers In the end you listen because the message is ceaseless and urgent And oh sweet bee of the hot sting shot from your posterior No cordon bleu chef anywhere can ever approximate your finesse Your formula and patent are hedged with natural mystery Lesson to learn: the bitter and the sweet in judicious mixture! Now little man recently so puffed-up and conceited and ever so inadequate Hear ye this and know it well lest you stumble and fall into dark precipices You’re nothing and you’ve created nothing; there’s a prototype of everything In nature’s wonder store of huge surprises and unassuming wisdom Lesson from all this: one day the other world will rise up and assert it itself So steer your course differently and beware of those who bide their time Grim in their purpose and determined in their unshakable resolve
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The Perfect Combination A-1 on your sirloin Butter on your bread Chocolate on your ice cream Or butterscotch instead Cream cheese on your bagels Jelly on your toast Maybe peanut butter Which do you like the most Salsa for tamales Lemon for your fish Onion dip for vegetables Delicious on your dish Pinto beans in chili Carrots cooked in stew Bacon on your meatloaf Chicken cordon bleu Chives on your potato Sugar in your tea Pickles on your burger Crackers for your cheese Garlic for your pasta Sauce upon it too Milk poured in your cereal Slices of fresh fruit Gravy on your biscuits Sausage would be nice Cocktail sauce for jumbo shrimp In a bowl with ice Syrup on your pancakes Frosting on your cake Cream upon your peaches A salt and pepper shake Caramel on your apples Seafood and white wine Cottage cheese upon your pears It’s so much fun to dine Mayo on your sandwich Ketchup on your fries Dressing on your salad Whipped cream on your pies So many combinations That we see each day When we’re having dinner Breakfast, lunch or play To enhance each other Nothing left to waste Flavors come together In the name of taste There’s one combination The best one I can see Not to do with eating Because it’s you and me So perfect now together Like ham on top of cheese Lettuce and tomato Onions in your peas Wonderful together Sometimes sweet or **** Soft and always tender This love inside our hearts Of all the perfect pairings Only one will do This combination built on love Forever me and you
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Nov 8, 2014
Nov 8, 2014 at 8:12 AM UTC
The Perfect Combination
The Perfect Combination A-1 on your sirloin Butter on your bread Chocolate on your ice cream Or butterscotch instead Cream cheese on your bagels Jelly on your toast Maybe peanut butter Which do you like the most Salsa for tamales Lemon for your fish Onion dip for vegetables Delicious on your dish Pinto beans in chili Carrots cooked in stew Bacon on your meatloaf Chicken cordon bleu Chives on your potato Sugar in your tea Pickles on your burger Crackers for your cheese Garlic for your pasta Sauce upon it too Milk poured in your cereal Slices of fresh fruit Gravy on your biscuits Sausage would be nice Cocktail sauce for jumbo shrimp In a bowl with ice Syrup on your pancakes Frosting on your cake Cream upon your peaches A salt and pepper shake Caramel on your apples Seafood and white wine Cottage cheese upon your pears It’s so much fun to dine Mayo on your sandwich Ketchup on your fries Dressing on your salad Whipped cream on your pies So many combinations That we see each day When we’re having dinner Breakfast, lunch or play To enhance each other Nothing left to waste Flavors come together In the name of taste There’s one combination The best one I can see Not to do with eating Because it’s you and me So perfect now together Like ham on top of cheese Lettuce and tomato Onions in your peas Wonderful together Sometimes sweet or **** Soft and always tender This love inside our hearts Of all the perfect pairings Only one will do This combination built on love Forever me and you
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como la base, el cordon de pasion, que une dos personas la tibia conexion, de miel y fuego, pero solo, en llamas. como un pira eterna, sin descanzo, sin ojos, que como balsamo, ayuden a mitigar el dolor, que quema como la soledad, del que ama en la distancia. que ve en los ojos ajenos los de aquella que lo esperaba, y que lo ama aun. perdido, incompleto, fatuo, sin conexion, irrebediablemente, deambulando entre los hombres. como cuerpo sin alma, como hombre sin corazon, pues esta en las manos de la que lo amo. con los ojos perdidos, en el aparente desinteres, la noche acarrea, mis pasos de incompleta plenitud. absorto en mi mente, el deseo tantrico yace subsole, como mina abandonada en la penumbra, de una veta. el fatuo deseo, se escapa entre estertores, de un fuego eterno, que nunca se apaga, solo su balsamo, de color palorosa, amaina el fuego incompleto, tacito, fatuo inconexo. mientras subsole, frente mar, las dos sueñan con el hijo de venus, pero nunca lo tendran. en una decadente, fiesta eterna donde solo sufren, por el amor que no pueden tener. davide montecinos.
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Jul 6, 2016
Jul 6, 2016 at 8:43 AM UTC
incompleto
I can't fry an egg, sunny side up becomes nasty pulp I'll try to do a roast but you'll probably end up with beans and toast I'll try to do a coddle but it won't be a doddle if you want cordon bleu forget it, but I might attempt a stew my dessert will probably fill you with mirth you'd give it a wide berth I mightn't be a good cook but if you want a night filled with glee come visit me
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Apr 26, 2013
Apr 26, 2013 at 9:28 AM UTC
Can't Cook
No Cordon Bleu Now this chef was no cordon bleu But knew a dip from a fondue. He was always at ease When he had to serve cheese Well he always fancied the Danish Blue.
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Mar 17, 2015
Mar 17, 2015 at 12:44 PM UTC
No Cordon Bleu
I beat back the worry And the wish for me. I provide you with a taste of my presence and my words. I sate your hunger for my attention. And then I recede into myself. Ever I am in flux. Are you hungry,am I tired? Which need is greater? How can I give to you what I do not have? I hide my emptiness by hiding it at the bottom of my perceived depth. If I seem deep, of is only because I'm digging the hole. And I cordon off an acre around it, Because God forbid somebody fall faster than I can dig. Once you get to the bottom of me, I'm just like everyone else. Empty. Hungry. Lonely. Trying to fill myself up,but unable to find what fills me. Trying to sate my appetites,but they always grow. Trying to feel known,but torn between hiding and showing myself. Happiness evades me. I am colored pervasively by my lack.
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May 6, 2016
May 6, 2016 at 3:31 AM UTC
cost\benefit analysis
Cordon off the tombstone Nellie Hide your spleen from sight, Render clean the history Nellie Make it all seem right. Remember well your anger Nellie How you stabbed so hard, And buried deep your nemesis Beneath the dunghill yard. Wash your hands of blood my Darling Rinse your eyes of bile, Knowing that forgetfulness Will help you for a while. Tally up the score my Nellie For bleak as it may seem, Much lesser men have won at court With margins half as keen. Saddened eyes are weeping Nellie They called you to account, Rough rope at dawn around your throat At yonder wooded mount Call the baying hounds in Nellie Tether them up tight, For misery’s afoot with gallows Trudging into sight. Watch the darkness fade so softly Bask in rising sun, Savour these, your last sensation, Now your time is done. It’s tantamount to crying Nellie Prone there as you lie, Grey locks awry in meadow green As brilliant blue eyes die. Marshalg Victoria Park Tunnel 12 June 2010
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Jun 11, 2010
Jun 11, 2010 at 1:10 PM UTC
Nells' Demise
Crime Scene (Flint, Michigan) Yellow cordon tape hums low in a stiff breeze off Saginaw Bay a norther that scatters empty evidence markers up and down Miller Road eddies on Dupont Street uncapped and droning. Tennyson, Bishop and Frost lost for words this morning working my way through a pallet of water dead poets urgent as blue sky box kites specks above a crime scene easing the truck past houses of the common abandoned down Whitman transcendence, surely for those forbearing souls over on Emerson.
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Sep 29, 2016
Sep 29, 2016 at 7:07 AM UTC
Crime Scene (Flint Michigan)
The forgotten handshake is already embarrassingly serious; as the imprint of chalk-faced faces will you be an aggressor, or perhaps a conciliator who will redeem your loved ones?! Conscious fear runs through the rails of your laid soul! The effort to get there is everywhere! A family home may not be waiting for who really deserves it! Everyone stops near the top of their careers if there is no broker or protégé behind them! Confidence can also be gained with insufficient professional qualifications!   What makes a man of shipwrecked spirits disappointing and wild is the prediction of **** Fashionable idiocy, which, like a good thing, sticks to the human character and leaves a pimple behind as a cold! - Chirping nymphs, flirting with prostitutes as flirting prostitutes, while having a solarium pass instead of a mind! Fallen prophets, as a rigid rule, tend to flee from wolf laws; the Vibrant hits the exposed concretes of firewalls!   In the throbbing glands, the vigor arises; phlegm disguised as help Promise! A crisis that replaces ambiguity; awareness is roaring among sizzling critics! The double cordon raises an objection if you really want to know others! Kushadnia wonder why in every Age a person should be, who is average?! The child of flattening compulsions is back! In the vegetation below, everyone is scratching and flattening their own benefit and there can be no more procrastination; what kind of pathetic over-regulation binds us to the Present, in which the living is forced to bribe ?!   It is always a surprise to snag a bump! "The temporary throbbing is tired once I have the ingrained fear in me!"
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Apr 2, 2021
Apr 2, 2021 at 2:07 AM UTC
Convicted of innocence
The forgotten handshake is already embarrassingly serious; as the imprint of chalk-faced faces will you be an aggressor, or perhaps a conciliator who will redeem your loved ones?! Conscious fear runs through the rails of your laid soul! The effort to get there is everywhere! A family home may not be waiting for who really deserves it! Everyone stops near the top of their careers if there is no broker or protégé behind them! Confidence can also be gained with insufficient professional qualifications!   What makes a man of shipwrecked spirits disappointing and wild is the prediction of **** Fashionable idiocy, which, like a good thing, sticks to the human character and leaves a pimple behind as a cold! - Chirping nymphs, flirting with prostitutes as flirting prostitutes, while having a solarium pass instead of a mind! Fallen prophets, as a rigid rule, tend to flee from wolf laws; the Vibrant hits the exposed concretes of firewalls!   In the throbbing glands, the vigor arises; phlegm disguised as help Promise! A crisis that replaces ambiguity; awareness is roaring among sizzling critics! The double cordon raises an objection if you really want to know others! Kushadnia wonder why in every Age a person should be, who is average?! The child of flattening compulsions is back! In the vegetation below, everyone is scratching and flattening their own benefit and there can be no more procrastination; what kind of pathetic over-regulation binds us to the Present, in which the living is forced to bribe ?!   It is always a surprise to snag a bump! "The temporary throbbing is tired once I have the ingrained fear in me!"
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Oh yes I talk about trying, don't pardon me Innocence has nothing to fear, this is what hardened me Just quit man, give up, be the pawn in world chess these thought never cordon me Rise for you may not reign, but rise for you may be right.. this is the lesson that gardened me I was in the zone too, I still feel low at times, but I fought and will fight everytime, atleast now I know what my stardom is Never counted much on anyone, because sometimes when did I got to know what the word phantom means And trust me I do have dreadful nightmares, but i don't let them warden me Because what's much bigger and brighter is my dream and the ones I want to live it with, that is what that heartens me Over expectations, just like over exposure to light, gives you darkened s(K)in Same people, same situation but different faces, learnt allotropes are not found in carbon only Was down and low and in pieces, survived, now I am coming thundering for the win Dream, travel, love, express, experience so the world knows you not just some iron molding Everyone's at war, some fighting for glory, some voicing their story.. latter is how I unburden me Miseries in abundance, it's HOPE that forms the basis of my ardent leap.
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Apr 16, 2018
Apr 16, 2018 at 6:41 AM UTC
Dark (K)night
I woke up today, I went outside with my camera, I broke the threshold, And I entered a yard of memories, I saw a house, A house full of rooms, A house with shingles of thoughts, A house with rooms of memories, A house with windows of portraits, A house of past conversations, A house that is not just a house, But an awareness, A memory, A time, A place, A notion, There it stood, in the garden, Why I went outside, In the white snow, A solitary leaf, On a solitary stem, Green as green can be, Sticking thru the cordon of snow, I went to take a picture, And it didn’t work, Because I was still in a dream, Then I heard my mothers voice, Singing to me, “Steven, come inside.” I miss my mother, Her voice, Her laugh, Her smile, Then I realized, as I enter a solace, That my forever is her forever, She is the lone bright green leaf, Amongst the cordon of white snow, In front of the house, She is the vivid picture, A picture that lives in my mind, A snapshot with no negative, The only one, Her consciousness and soul no longer live in my reality, She lives in my mind, my dreams, and my thoughts, She will live as long as I do.
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May 27, 2013
May 27, 2013 at 2:05 AM UTC
Solitary Green Leaf
as the base, the umbilical cordon of passion, unitying two people the wormth conextion, of honney and fire, but alone, in flames. as funeral pire, no rest, no eyes that as a balsam, help to mitigate the pain, that burns as loneliness of the one who loves in the distance, and see in strangers eyesthye eyes of the one not specting him, but loves him still. lost, incomplete, vain, unplugged, hopeless waking between men, as body without soul, as man with no heart, its in the hands of the one, stabing his back. is in mondegos hands,that luckily was not needed,  the dark **** my eyes lost in apparent boringness, nigth carries my steps, of plane incompleteness. assorted on mi mind, the tantric desire, lays subsole, as abandonned mine, in the shadow of it. the vain desire, scapes between stertores, of an eternnal flame, that never stops burning, only her palorosa balsam, calms the incomplete fire, tacit, vain, unconnected while subsole, front of the seas, they both dream, with the son of venus, but will never have me in a decadent, eternal party, where they only suffer, for the love that cannot have david montecinos.
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Aug 19, 2016
Aug 19, 2016 at 8:29 AM UTC
incomplete
Once upon a time There once lived a swine. He loved to travel. Unraveling himself in solemn novel. Along with a apple. He'd often babble. With a book won from raffle, He'd stand bowleg and baffled. He'd often tattle Not meaning to ramble. Standing bowleg and baffled. His face a smooth red cackle. The look on his face outdone. The zipper on his pants came undone. Far from the favorite son Those whom seen would make fun. Of a swine whom despised bacon kind. Losing peace of mind. He soon became unkind. Confined by bacon kind. He'd straighten a leather belt Soon a hand seldom dealt. Soon a bag of rind. Some kind of stew, cordon bleu. With much displeasure. Read the obituary. And to think its almost February
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Jan 10, 2017
Jan 10, 2017 at 1:00 AM UTC
Almost February
Le Cordon Bleu sommelier in the know Discussed wine pairing with patrons aglow "What does your order include?" "Roast turducken frankenfood" "Then I recommend a dry Portmanteau!" © 2020 Mark Toney.  All rights reserved.
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Jun 19, 2020
Jun 19, 2020 at 1:51 PM UTC
Bon Appétit
Cordon off what some may will A date set for ruin, Ashes stain the pedestal Embers scatter deep within, Passions burn white knuckles black Regardless of who holds them, But don’t allow the slightest crack... Lest the pedals scorch the stem
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May 13, 2018
May 13, 2018 at 8:41 PM UTC
Secrets
AFTER THE ROW Built an over large snowman on your front doorstep & hid behind it. Rang your doorbell until you were annoyed by it. “Yes...yes! ” you flung open the door to be confronted with a snowman telling you he loved you until slowly your heart began to melt. **** SNOWBALL WARS! Use a shiny blue megaphone to magnify the menace in my voice. My snarl barks curt commands as authentic as any movie scene I've seen with a Rod Steiger fat ugly cop tone. 'We know you're in there! ' 'We've got the house surrounded! ' 'You don't stand a chance! ' 'Give yourself up & come out with yer hands up! ' And, it's true: I have ringed the house with an army of snowmen (some better trained than others) others a little shaky nothing more than half-made rookies. Their nasty little coal black eyes trained on the door a snowball in each of their twitchy twiggy fingers more for effect than actual firepower. I command from behind the line. My little pyramid of snowballs at the ready waits eagerly at my right hand longing to be thrown. A tense suspenseful second that seems to last for ever then suddenly you emerge a human blur dashing from the door like the last freeze frame from BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID. My army of snowmen are caught on the hop frozen to the spot not expecting the unexpected. 'What now...boss? ' they scream losing their nerve. You are armed to the teeth with snowballs frozen from the fridge one or two snowmen have already lost their heads another has his snowball shot from his hand as you break through the cordon determined to take me down. Get me (you reckon) & all the snowmen will just cave in turn & run. Your lipstick yells redly (voice made visible) I take a snowball to the heart fall in almost slow motion as you leap upon me kiss me ...to death!
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Dec 4, 2017
Dec 4, 2017 at 11:13 AM UTC
AFTER THE ROW
AFTER THE ROW Built an over large snowman on your front doorstep & hid behind it. Rang your doorbell until you were annoyed by it. “Yes...yes! ” you flung open the door to be confronted with a snowman telling you he loved you until slowly your heart began to melt. **** SNOWBALL WARS! Use a shiny blue megaphone to magnify the menace in my voice. My snarl barks curt commands as authentic as any movie scene I've seen with a Rod Steiger fat ugly cop tone. 'We know you're in there! ' 'We've got the house surrounded! ' 'You don't stand a chance! ' 'Give yourself up & come out with yer hands up! ' And, it's true: I have ringed the house with an army of snowmen (some better trained than others) others a little shaky nothing more than half-made rookies. Their nasty little coal black eyes trained on the door a snowball in each of their twitchy twiggy fingers more for effect than actual firepower. I command from behind the line. My little pyramid of snowballs at the ready waits eagerly at my right hand longing to be thrown. A tense suspenseful second that seems to last for ever then suddenly you emerge a human blur dashing from the door like the last freeze frame from BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID. My army of snowmen are caught on the hop frozen to the spot not expecting the unexpected. 'What now...boss? ' they scream losing their nerve. You are armed to the teeth with snowballs frozen from the fridge one or two snowmen have already lost their heads another has his snowball shot from his hand as you break through the cordon determined to take me down. Get me (you reckon) & all the snowmen will just cave in turn & run. Your lipstick yells redly (voice made visible) I take a snowball to the heart fall in almost slow motion as you leap upon me kiss me ...to death!
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She’s much more refined than you, you imply. She cooks cordon bleu, and will not fry. She’s passed her MA in her house in the country, and you, my dear, are a single mummy. I’m doing you one big favour, you know. In the public gaze with my music studio - all women want me but can’t have me, so... it’ll last while it’s fun then it’s off I must go. Thanks for discretion, you **** girl. When you do that just there, all my toes curl…
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Jul 6, 2015
Jul 6, 2015 at 10:50 PM UTC
BS.
Messieurs les beaux esprits dont la prose et les vers Sont d'un style pompeux et toujours admirable, Mais que l'on n'entend point, écoutez cette fable, Et tâchez de devenir clairs. Un homme qui montrait la lanterne magique Avait un singe dont les tours Attiraient chez lui grand concours. Jacqueau, c'était son nom, sur la corde élastique Dansait et voltigeait au mieux, Puis faisait le saut périlleux, Et puis sur un cordon, sans que rien le soutienne, Le corps droit, fixe, d'aplomb, Notre Jacqueau fait tout du long L'exercice à la prussienne. Un jour qu'au cabaret son maître était resté (C'était, je pense, un jour de fête), Notre singe en liberté Veut faire un coup de sa tête. Il s'en va rassembler les divers animaux Qu'il petit rencontrer dans la ville ; Chiens, chats, poulets, dindons, pourceaux, Arrivent bientôt à la file. Entrez, entrez, messieurs, criait notre Jacqueau, C'est ici, c'est ici qu'un spectacle nouveau Vous charmera gratis. Oui, messieurs, à la porte On ne prend point d'argent ; je fais tout pour l'honneur. A ces mots, chaque spectateur Va se placer, et l'on apporte La lanterne magique ; on ferme les volets, Et par un discours fait exprès Jacqueau prépare l'auditoire. Ce morceau vraiment oratoire Fit bâiller, mais on applaudit. Content de son succès, notre singe saisit Un verre peint qu'il met dans sa lanterne. Il sait comment on le gouverne, Et crie, en le poussant : Est-il rien de pareil ? Messieurs, vous voyez le soleil, Ses rayons et toute sa gloire. Voici présentement la lune, et puis l'histoire D'Adam, d'Ève et des animaux ... Voyez, messieurs, comme ils sont beaux ! Voyez la naissance du monde ; Voyez ... Les spectateurs, dans une nuit profonde, Écarquillaient leurs yeux et ne pouvaient rien voir, L'appartement, le mur, tout était noir. Ma foi, disait un chat, de toutes les merveilles Dont il étourdit nos oreilles, Le fait est que je ne vois rien. Ni moi non plus, disait un chien. Moi, disait un dindon, je vois bien quelque chose Mais je ne sais pour quelle cause Je ne distingue pas très bien. Pendant tous ces discours, le Cicéron moderne Parlait éloquemment, et ne se lassait point. Il n'avait oublié qu'un point : C'était d'éclairer sa lanterne.
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Le singe qui montre la lanterne magique
Messieurs les beaux esprits dont la prose et les vers Sont d'un style pompeux et toujours admirable, Mais que l'on n'entend point, écoutez cette fable, Et tâchez de devenir clairs. Un homme qui montrait la lanterne magique Avait un singe dont les tours Attiraient chez lui grand concours. Jacqueau, c'était son nom, sur la corde élastique Dansait et voltigeait au mieux, Puis faisait le saut périlleux, Et puis sur un cordon, sans que rien le soutienne, Le corps droit, fixe, d'aplomb, Notre Jacqueau fait tout du long L'exercice à la prussienne. Un jour qu'au cabaret son maître était resté (C'était, je pense, un jour de fête), Notre singe en liberté Veut faire un coup de sa tête. Il s'en va rassembler les divers animaux Qu'il petit rencontrer dans la ville ; Chiens, chats, poulets, dindons, pourceaux, Arrivent bientôt à la file. Entrez, entrez, messieurs, criait notre Jacqueau, C'est ici, c'est ici qu'un spectacle nouveau Vous charmera gratis. Oui, messieurs, à la porte On ne prend point d'argent ; je fais tout pour l'honneur. A ces mots, chaque spectateur Va se placer, et l'on apporte La lanterne magique ; on ferme les volets, Et par un discours fait exprès Jacqueau prépare l'auditoire. Ce morceau vraiment oratoire Fit bâiller, mais on applaudit. Content de son succès, notre singe saisit Un verre peint qu'il met dans sa lanterne. Il sait comment on le gouverne, Et crie, en le poussant : Est-il rien de pareil ? Messieurs, vous voyez le soleil, Ses rayons et toute sa gloire. Voici présentement la lune, et puis l'histoire D'Adam, d'Ève et des animaux ... Voyez, messieurs, comme ils sont beaux ! Voyez la naissance du monde ; Voyez ... Les spectateurs, dans une nuit profonde, Écarquillaient leurs yeux et ne pouvaient rien voir, L'appartement, le mur, tout était noir. Ma foi, disait un chat, de toutes les merveilles Dont il étourdit nos oreilles, Le fait est que je ne vois rien. Ni moi non plus, disait un chien. Moi, disait un dindon, je vois bien quelque chose Mais je ne sais pour quelle cause Je ne distingue pas très bien. Pendant tous ces discours, le Cicéron moderne Parlait éloquemment, et ne se lassait point. Il n'avait oublié qu'un point : C'était d'éclairer sa lanterne.
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because she’s still wearing her diamond earrings and they still bloom reflections in flour-coated sunsets in pre-dawned hospital windows at dusk and beyond they don’t come off obtrusive and quiet and every spark bright where her eyes haven’t been lately she’s not all there so i should be holding on tightly because her hands are battlefields her eyes are blizzards and she ate half a scoop of strawberry ice cream just last week it was just the other day she said my name because i can see every jolt her heart now beats tsunamis that slam her ribcage and there’s no higher ground because she still sits up in bed head in palms and asks what day it is like the churches aren’t shut like her hallways aren’t gathering dust because when she sleeps she dreams of a lovely ghost with a shovel and pre-technicolor dirt on his cheeks and he wants to be with her again because when she wakes she wonders before she remembers she forgot because we remember we sit in the living room we flood our eyes with laughter and dead lambs and fish and loaves of bread and wooden spoons and chicken cordon bleu and i want her to hear and taste and see and smile again against homemade wine the singing in summer the accordions i never got to hear because she still asks me what i ate for dinner(though it’s only lunchtime) and until she can no longer speak--
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Sep 22, 2024 at 11:05 AM UTC
the opposite of wanderlust, ii
a sleeveless snook that shook the world from its bar did then retort him as ye professor traveled in place of Trump where his Cadillac in the news would cordon worry on his brow.
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Aug 30, 2018 at 8:45 AM UTC
Beastly Cadillac
The world closes in. It feels like the unwelcome hug Of a person you cannot trust, Whose physical presence Wanes and fades to invisibility But whose hug remains, Stifling, suffocating. They and others Stand around you, mocking, Narrowing the circle As they step towards you, Haranguing then jostling in unison, Leaving no route of escape, Tight in their cordon. Heaviness falls, A solid lid to seal the enclosure, Negating light and Squeezing out air Until you crouch and kneel, Curl like a ball And throw sideways glances. It seems never ending. It seals your confinement, It steals your will. The circle disperses And they leave you huddled. And you wait for silence Before unraveling. Copyright Marc Hawkins 2017
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Sep 21, 2017 at 5:37 PM UTC
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