Penguins scour beaches,
To pick rocks for their partners,
Prepared to retire together,
If I scour a beach,
To find a rock,
It'll be to beat a *****'s beak in.
See, on the weekend,
My relationship came to a meek end,
I was weak, she was on a bend,
So I bent knee,
Beaten like the beaches,
That penguins seek rocks on,
For their partners.
And maybe it's a reach,
We each leech these ends,
We seek to eat our friends,
But if she wants eaten,
By another guy with a weak pen,
I'm heading to the beach for the weekend.