The boys are all about the cheeses,
the platter, the crackers.
The girls are all about double cream.
The thicker the better.
The boys select the cheeses
that are bluer and smellier.
The girls stick with tiramisu
with a coffee chaser.
It makes no difference to the bill
which each year gets pricier.
They add a charge for the ambiance,
no matter what we order.
Triggered by a comment from Sara-Jade, recounting a birthday dinner.
