She smiles at customers while making rounds in this busy town.
Pizza comes out of the oven.
Taste buds are in heaven.
Children smile with splendid delight when the pizza delivery gal is in sight.
It’s not all smiles.
She can go for miles with no gratitude because of an *******’s attitude.
Sometimes she gets tipped.
Other times, she gets gypped.
However, when she tells stories of tips and smiles from pizza glory,
This is the life of pizza delivery
Sometimes it *****
But There's hope within the misery.
This is literally the cheesiest poem I've written. And probably the cheesiest one you've read. It was inspired after hearing many stories from my ex about delivering pizza to various different customers... customers ranging from horrid to wonderful.
Roses are red Violets are blue Life may be hard But at least I have you You make me smile When skies are grey The moment we touch Problems fade away No matter what you’ll always be The best thing I’ve ever known I can’t promise to make it all better But you won’t have to face it alone
Oh mobile you are the one for me It all started with my Moto Razr V3 If only other could see The mast on the M4 disguised as a tree
From text to WAP to offnet rendering More love from you I will be sending That scratch on the screen I will be mending
I work in Mobile Telecoms. I entered this into a cheesy valentines day competition and won a bottle of champagne, some sweets and a pink inflated balloon. The head of the department (A lady) was not impressed as I stood waiting in the car park with said pink balloon and champagne. For some reason she could not lower herself to ask why I had all of that :) There were many more verses but this is what I remember from 12 years ago. Look out for the mast on the M4 that looks like a tree.
Looking for love Is it me? Seeds of love Is it you? Falling in love It takes two Landing in love This much is true Grounded in love Can it be me? Rooted deep in love Can it be with you? Unbreakable love Forever please Our common food love It could be cheese