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"weirdest" poems

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DreamsThe weirdest dream / I ever had / was you

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Thank You NoteMy mom used to tell me when I was a kid / that thank you note is important. / To let people know that you're thankful,

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Weird, Weird, Tweaker Joe (to the tune of the Jim Croce song "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"On the south side of kelso if it's there that ya choose to go / Well if its there ya go then ya just gotta know bout a man named tweaker joe / Now tweaker, he's a scrapper and if ya go down on his door

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She collected sea shells, I collected sand. / She collected sea shells / I collected sand

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Thirteen ways to look at Frida1. Her thick brow, / Is only her choice. / A stance against norms.

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If I Ever Meet MyselfIf I ever happen to meet myself, / I'd sit graciously on silence's table, / And study my evolved, yet un-evolved self,

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Diverging DimensionsIf only "us" / was an option / Our river of emotions

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******Being weird is important to me. I find it's a gift because it means that you are different than everyone else. I know I am weird because not very many 9th girls have my hairstyle. I say weird things. Instead of saying, what's up, I say "wasabi". I tell corny jokes. I'm weird because I like hugs and not very many teenagers like hugs. I'm weird because I eat olives and sunflower seeds, for snack. I'm weird because I believe in fairy tales characters like mermaids, fairies and unicorns though people tell me that they're not real. I'm weird because I'd rather read a good book than watch T.V. I'm weird because I have at least 20 nerd glasses and 5 snap backs. There are so many ways to be weird. I'm the weirdest person I know so I'll use myself as an example. / I know I'm weird because not very many girls have dreads at 14 years old. I also say weird things. Instead of "what's up? "I saying "wasabi". I also tell corny jokes that I know aren't funny like, what did the penguin say when his friend asked "why did you slap me? ! " He said, ¨I didn't slap you, I high fived your face." It's not all that funny is it ….Thats why its weird to say it. / I'm weird because I like to give hugs to show someone I care, but others only do that with boyfriends and girlfriends. A ****** like me might have a fairytale land of their own, where fairies, mermaids and unicorns live. I have a fairytale land of my own, full of candy canes and gumdrops, fairies, mermaids and unicorns. I have a black unicorn with a green and neon yellow horn, green tail, and a neon yellow mane. His name is Lucky. His favorite snack is Skittles and, his favorite food is graham crackers. His favorite drink is strawberry milk. We have dinner under my tree full of hearts. I'm weird because all that I just said is childish, but I don't care.

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CivilisedRascals, ruffians and rogues alike. / Slumming the alleys with their slurs, / And sewage rats.

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The Mad HatterTo define him is a difficult challenge / To impersonate him is a hard task too / But who is this man with a hat on his head?

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Something About YouThere's something about you / And I don't know what it is / You make me feel safe

@reilly-nicole11

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Social Media(ongoing)I don't think I'm a very nice person. / Dead people can have ******* / The weirdest part of this morning was the tropical bird that was road **** but I thought was a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, in London.

@edward-laine14

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SuperlativesShe is the sweetest / The loveliest / The warmest

@eleennae-is-loved56

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If I Ever Meet Myself (Shakespearean version)If 't be true i ev'r befall to meeteth myself, / i'd sitteth graciously on silence's table, / and studyeth mine own evolved, yet un-evolv'd self,

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the outcastthe outcast group is the one no one wants to be in / but to be honest its the funnest group there is / you have people of all different personalities

@caitlyn-walters11

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InternetOh internet. How wonderful you are. / Providing a community for all. / It does not matter if you have

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What am I ..!?"One of Gods own prototypes" / One of his weirdest broken toys. / A very strange character,

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toothbrush and socksa ratty, mangled tooth brush and / two years of lost socks scattered throughout my house, / is what i am left with.

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RealityWe are so different it’s kinda weird almost like chalk and cheese, wasnt expecting you to completely change after a month of not seeing you, it’s just the weirdest feeling knowing I’ve to let you go, because even speaking feels so hard and I feel like I’m talking to a wall. / But being honest I knew it was gonna happen, the two of us do nothing but snap, but now even trying to have a laugh everything feels fake, maybe keeping you around was a ******* mistake.

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weirdest poem i've writtenthe great hedonist / i tore rabbit fur for my coat / from the fleeing children

@benjamin-d-pupps31

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Diaryit holds my deepest wishes / my most sincere thoughts / my heartless desires

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Parents - The Weirdest of God's CreationParents are the weirdest - of God's creation. / I mean, who on Earth would desire the responsibility of another human being from the time they **** in their pants to the time they leave saying 'what have you ever done for me?' ? / Who would, of all the things in the world, like their homeroom stuffed with stupid CDs and stuffed racoons, waterguns and Legos, dried acrylics and miniature utensil sets, ugly pyjamas and strange half-knit sweaters?

@muhammadusama37

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thinking out loudi wonder if it's true that people fall in love in the weirdest ways / because i have imagined you falling in love with me too many ways to count / and each one has a different story and a different scenario

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HALLOWEENWrite a scary poem about Halloween? / Weirdest ode you've ever seen!!! / What is seen at Halloween?

@julie-grenness10

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****** frustrationi know its probably the weirdest thing / you've ever heard of in your life, but / this man *so* smart and *so* attractive,

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