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"tyres" poems
WHEELS!! Car insurance policies, Snafu in technology, Male methodology, Some men are kind and comical, Some are not so logical, So-called men and their vehicles, If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!
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Jul 2, 2015
Jul 2, 2015 at 6:28 PM UTC
WHEELS!!
I live in the basement, never venturing upon those stairs, I hear her voice... "Come up and see me its been to long, Holding my ears singing my favourite song repetitively until she is drowned out of my thoughts. rocks tied to her voice as it sinks out of view. I use the stairs that open to the outside, Lingering looking at this place I called home. Venturing in the old ford, she lets me drive it when food is but breadcrumbs and eggs old enough to birth the dead fetes of a partly grown bird. I look out though a ***** window screen, this trip takes two hours each way. I always wonder if my bald tyres are ever noticed, but I'm not hindered by the thoughts of this. So much to see when driving in solitude. I stop at the side of the road picking cherries, I slump them in the boot. I may eat upon this morsel or just hang them outside watching them swaying in the gentle breeze. My father just looks out the window. Doesn't talk much these days his eyes are sunken like the titanic splintered between two pools. I move his chair and his arm falls at his side. collecting it, I put him palms resting on a blanket He's so gaunt now, he was a strong man now but a shadow. I look at those cherries lingering above the ground, shaded from just picked to becoming spoilt, but i just leave them swaying the aroma fills lungs with life's eroding perfume, I breath it deeply within. This is my home, "she never calls me for dinner anymore, I just make my own, the washing up is festering in my ignorance, like a garden of petrification flowering. Saying bye to my dad, I get in the old ford. Its time to pick some fresh cherries, the tree is looking unkempt. Its blossom is in honour of a mother, I hang them all there. My Mother hung there for a long time ,but she's long gone. So I bring other cherries to the tree to show that she'll never be forgotten....
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Apr 30, 2017
Apr 30, 2017 at 8:47 AM UTC
Cherries Hang Loosely From The Tree
I live in the basement, never venturing upon those stairs, I hear her voice... "Come up and see me its been to long, Holding my ears singing my favourite song repetitively until she is drowned out of my thoughts. rocks tied to her voice as it sinks out of view. I use the stairs that open to the outside, Lingering looking at this place I called home. Venturing in the old ford, she lets me drive it when food is but breadcrumbs and eggs old enough to birth the dead fetes of a partly grown bird. I look out though a ***** window screen, this trip takes two hours each way. I always wonder if my bald tyres are ever noticed, but I'm not hindered by the thoughts of this. So much to see when driving in solitude. I stop at the side of the road picking cherries, I slump them in the boot. I may eat upon this morsel or just hang them outside watching them swaying in the gentle breeze. My father just looks out the window. Doesn't talk much these days his eyes are sunken like the titanic splintered between two pools. I move his chair and his arm falls at his side. collecting it, I put him palms resting on a blanket He's so gaunt now, he was a strong man now but a shadow. I look at those cherries lingering above the ground, shaded from just picked to becoming spoilt, but i just leave them swaying the aroma fills lungs with life's eroding perfume, I breath it deeply within. This is my home, "she never calls me for dinner anymore, I just make my own, the washing up is festering in my ignorance, like a garden of petrification flowering. Saying bye to my dad, I get in the old ford. Its time to pick some fresh cherries, the tree is looking unkempt. Its blossom is in honour of a mother, I hang them all there. My Mother hung there for a long time ,but she's long gone. So I bring other cherries to the tree to show that she'll never be forgotten....
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Beat-Up Old Car Vastly under-appreciated possession In dull blue, a MK1, no less, with original rust Inside lingering scents of Exchange and Mart top-notes of WD-40 and miscellaneous mix tapes A car like this gets into your life in lumpy knuckle-barking unsubtle ways, stays there in subtle ones That long drive back to Yorkshire in the quintessential exemplar Clutch cable snaps. ****** and Crap. Hardly helpful but can be accommodated with enough thought rough though it is on starter motor and nerves whenever anticipatory powers inadequate and we are forced to a complete red-light stop Brakes dodgier, exhaust noisier than ideal or legal Gender-ambiguous elderly tyres flirt outrageously with slick tarmac Showing their canvas underwear and male-pattern baldness Keeping this unstable, unsafe, unreliable ultimately essential lump of metal moving and on the road is a fine art Engaging, fluid and intense art; The Clash and The Specials Costello and The Cure in support A distraction then getting hauled over by plod somewhere near Bury St. Edmunds Thatcher's boys. Tax? MoT? Insurance? ID? No real interest shown Any passengers in the back? Clearly no.  Pickets?   Pickets? What? Please open the boot sir... Oh. On your way lad. Drive carefully I was, officer, I was More than you will ever know
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Feb 17, 2016
Feb 17, 2016 at 9:52 AM UTC
Memories of The Miners' Strike
teepee dwellers gather rounddancing flames, natures soundhappy hippies, beads and banglesvegan food but leather sandals save the earth, soap-dodgers pleadflower power, worship weedhate pollution, love the treeslove and peace, pure and free dreadlock strands, ***** handssymbolic signs from aeresol cansacrylic colours produced by manthe hairy eco paints his van van thats spews black filthy smokebalding tyres, handbrake brokesigns of peace and global gleeno wipers, tax, or m.o.t workin hippy knows the scoresummer paid by winters choremother earth their passion causeand some drive home in four by fours
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Mar 1, 2010
Mar 1, 2010 at 1:15 PM UTC
hypocritical hippy
Every day I'd see them headin aff in that clapped oot old banger. He'd nivver get it looked at - thocht it'd run on positive energy and a kind word. If that were true my fower year apprenticeship and six year in the garage wouldny be worth ocht, would it? But would he come tae me? He would not. There they'd go - the exhaust gruntin lik a vexed rhinoceros an the fan-belt scraichin lik a banshee. Ah couldae sorted that in unner an hour. Ah seen him workin on it wance, mind - thocht he wis fin'ly gonny change thae bald tyres But naw, he wis paintin' ****** flooers on the bonnet! Ah kin see them yet. Headin up the hill, weans in the back, cloods ae black smoke pechin oot the pipe. Ah couldae fixed it. Ah couldae telt them. But ah didnae. An they nivver made it hame.
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Feb 23, 2011
Feb 23, 2011 at 5:06 AM UTC
Mechanic
As swarm of aggressive multi-coloured ants, Evening traffic charms the highway, Eerie tree shadows haunt the carriageway at three o'clock, Shadows will reconfigure and extend as time passes through the sundial of my trip, This burning night, on the way to smoky city, Inflames the melting tyres, smoking as if sticky molten caramel, Bathes highway with red hot haze, I jump as air conditioning, kicks in, Conning me my journey's nearly done, In the heat of the evening sun, Wakes me from my slumbers doze, Traffic slows through rush hour jams, Dances,weaving lane to lane, Through rush hour congestion's indigestion! By ladylivvi1 © 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
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Jul 12, 2013
Jul 12, 2013 at 6:05 PM UTC
Traffic!
Spark kissed tinder burst into flames As men gathered in tight knots Stitched up a street riot Wood warmed and glowed Militant revolution minds The embers hummed with ashes As city streets burned Tyres and tubes were rolled home brew guzzled Fuelled the fires further more streets burned Water cannons hissed As men aflame with anger Lit fireplaces up alleyways With burning brain torches Taking the political fireplaces To the palace of no return. As soon as the government Dissolved into a carpet bombing puddle The big bear licked its paws. Author Notes The Revolution continues after a lapse of two months. Most politics start around a fireplace fuelled by alcohol and hate. Once lit the fireplace chatter moves into the street and spread rapidly. The Bear anticipates a breakdown of law and order and amasses its troops along the border. © Marshall Gass. All rights reserved, a month ago
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Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 9:48 PM UTC
Tinder
Clickety clack clickety clack, Suitcase wheels over the cracks, Business men and business ladies, Men and women some with babies, The noise they make with heavy pacing, Sends my heart heavily racing, Pneumatic tyres would be better, I'll need to send the makers a letter, Small cases with high pitch sound, Ladies with fast walking grace, Heavy gait of business men, Large cases with a steady bass, Trip trap across the road, Off the pavement to the gutter, Checking left and right for traffic, Straight across without a stutter, Clickety clickety clickety clack, Two abreast and walking past, Clickety clickety clickety clack, Like a train approaching fast.
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May 19, 2016
May 19, 2016 at 5:11 AM UTC
Clickety clack clickety clack
I tried to look without blinking, I stared uninterruptedly for a long time It got blurry for a while and it I almost couldn’t visualize for a splitsecond until I blinked and there it was staring right back at me So I started drinking, Wine, spirits and a lil’ liquor, And with every sip and every glass I still felt my heart sinking from the weight of my troubled thoughts.. Day in, day out I was always caught by myself thinking, Pondering and wishing everything away.. It was persistently adamant, With it there was no going away, no shaking it off, no shrinking, no flinching.. Its sound piercing like tyres screeching, Its sight gory like stealing in a lagos hood when its punishment inevitably would be lynching It reminded me of an evangelist preaching, Its effect was adverse 'cause classes I never attended about it whenever they were teaching.. I got my self into this mess so I guess its time to stop ******** Brace myself up for some ditching and dissing I had it, I messed up and now its missing In its place this monster I have created, I nursed it, I raised it Now I gotta accept it, live with it and deal with it Its not just a part of me, its now whom I have become.. It taunts me, it haunts me and constantly reminds me that; I am a bad habit, I am an addict, I am eccentric, I am a misfit, and I am not going anywhere cause I am unique and I am you.. -r3d-
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Sep 12, 2012
Sep 12, 2012 at 6:38 AM UTC
Distorted...
I last rode this road in Summer When the light was as now; Long, flat and mellow But by the hour not the season The trees back then still wore clothes Green, perhaps liver-spotted with yellow Now I watch them tangle their naked arms And the world turns its face away in shame, Longing for its chastised summer The wheat field is grey scrub An old bristling beard And my bike tyres trace its edge Like fingers on the jaw of our grandfather And the watercolour wind Rinses my knuckle bones And then bites them open They don’t bother to bleed They’ve been chewed too many times As the clouds wash in, Black with frostbite, I bite my winter scarf And sing to it of bluebirds
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Dec 25, 2014
Dec 25, 2014 at 3:35 AM UTC
Bluebird
I am a decrepit old man On the brink of sacred flesh Don’t know what I’m searching for Just pounding it out I dreamed of perfection I’m hoping this is my resurrection The pound of young flesh on my screen Just whacking it out Give me wings to flee from this hell Give me the time wasted before I get old One thing that I learnt in this long endless life Is deceit and lies and to cover it all up When I was a young fella I was a walking hard on Now in my late years, it seems nothin has changed It was great for a while there and it was all going great The siren call from my laptop just too much to take Give me wings to flee from this hell Give me the time wasted before I get old One thing that I learnt in this long endless life Is deceit and lies and to cover it all up Car tyres are flat and rego run out Sittin like a pig in mud with no shower in sight I had it all… daughters…. And a faithful wife How did we live our best years and have nothin’ to share? Give me wings to flee from this hell Give me the time wasted before I get old One thing that I learnt in this long endless life Is deceit and lies and to cover it all up Alone with screen and my hand Thrashing the cold sheets in my unmade bed Surfing the net is just a band aid I can’t tear off Pounding the surf trying to stay afloat Give me wings to flee from this hell Give me time wasted before I get old If I could rise from this wave that I am on No more deceit or lies when I am alone
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Oct 11, 2022
Oct 11, 2022 at 8:19 AM UTC
Pounding The Surf
i am the boss, and pay the cost of your life every week i'm upper class,so kiss my *** twice daily on each cheek you are my slave,until your grave depend on me for pay you must obey,all i say eight hours every day my status rules,you grateful fools that grovel to my money i demand, your grafting hands feed me milk and honey yeh, but...... i work for you, and listen to the ******** and the crap because i've got two kids to feed along with mortgage trap but you don't see, where i *** when you demand a cuppa laugh aloud, feeling proud each time i eat my supper you spit your **** i laugh in fits recall your furrowed frown the night i painted your new car and let the tyres down shout your clout, boss me about don't care how i'm feeling but you don't see, where i *** and everything i'm stealing
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Mar 11, 2010
Mar 11, 2010 at 10:37 AM UTC
the boss
Baja California Tequila drawings on the wall A big fat policeman against the door The drunken band plays on and on Baja California Cheap motel bugs on the wall Pimps and ****** out in the hall The neon light goes on and on Baja California Mescal tequila throat on fire Burnt rubber takeoff screeching tyres The dirt toll road goes on and on Baja California Mother tied up on the front lawn Daddy waiting for the doctor in the dawn And the pain goes on and on Baja California Shanty houses complete with TV Pumping in the American dream While the children scream on and on
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Jan 17, 2012
Jan 17, 2012 at 9:52 AM UTC
Baja California
Oh! God knows how much I enjoy being in a train The first experience is always the best When the train is packed and you could observe other people's behaviour closely The pitchy sound of the train tyres colliding with the railway Trading smiles with strangers The sulking sound of a baby And in that moment you could feel everything that you've been longing for As if your mind is finally free from being tormented.
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013 at 11:26 AM UTC
Train
If the Scots get independence will we get better **** I'd vote for that. Maybe the 'silent majority' are like ... hospitals, schools, fish, whisky, natural energy blah blah The good folk in Scotland have been drip-fed the worst **** in history: coated in chemicals bath rinsed molasses spare car tyre plastic flotsam *** seriously No wonder - Bammed (right up) Givin it Havin it Lovin it is why bands & DJs Love to Play: 'up for it' 'Hey MoJo's share some of that MTV love' anything that's called Council Hash and accepted as the norm reeks of class politics; ah they won't mind the **** end o that they're the Scots The Scottish Government should embrace a new Scotland and the people in it We want lots of things: one of which is better **** Crime will drop: - sniffing car tyres for a hit - sales of Buckfast will fund the entire South East of England. Scotland could lead the world in upcycling as Rizla fails to meet demand. Our days would be so radically different; auto flexi time carbon neutral trams with comfy seats systematically mathematically go faster than walking: a mode of choice I'd vote for that ...
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Jul 30, 2013
Jul 30, 2013 at 8:34 PM UTC
Rant 0719
When we were eighteen sang the three women in chorus and the bus burst into Spring. When we were eighteen they giggled and sang the bus was a garden the seats swings in the wind the passengers angels and fairies When we were eighteen sang the three women men beamed and the women blushed as they broke into chorus when we were eighteen the ride was free and they all stood up their bones bellowing the chorus their skin shining in the Spring the child grew into eighteen the old descended into that golden year never knowing when their stoppage came when one after the other they got down and again it was a bus on the road but with the whiff of Spring eternal in the crimson blush of the sun setting and rising its engine and axle and tyres whirring in chorus when we were eighteen
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Nov 17, 2016
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:36 AM UTC
When we were eighteen
A while ago, I turned a table around I stabbed a fork into its crooked leg, And stood up for all the mice. And, ever since then – Everytime I walk into a room all the carrots would disappear It’s like being in a bubble of tyres burning And you’re trying not to scream And you won’t be able to scream Because you’re slowly suffocating under all the toxins. One day I decided that I liked the rabbits more than the figs And figs never smiled back at me. And that was alright, because every fig I’ve met since then Has had its heart rotten. And who likes rotten figs? I’ve had a mouthful of you, and your sister just last night And, I think I’m not into the aftertaste Of your plastic life. I know that my memory's shortcomings are directly proportionate to all the colorful vitamins you've been shoving up my retina. But, I think I just vomited half a stiletto That’s been stabbing the inner cavities of my chest. And, let me tell you – you’re a fool for not realizing That I can’t help but hold your hands And guide your never ending dwellings to the grave.
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Oct 6, 2012
Oct 6, 2012 at 2:42 PM UTC
Chronicles of a Vegetarian
Her fingertips loosed the glass bottle, which had of late gathered rain like the hands of paupers. Glitter in a heartbeat. to be collected by old battered shoes or car tyres and streetwise magpies. it joins a city evensong this oceanic roar of nothing fusing chords of cars and smoke and lonely dogs with hacks and throngs of perambulating suits and suitors trampling athwart broads of concrete As swifts in summer. We swim in it through open atriums and barren rooms of magnolia and magnolia and magnolia. All the while if you look harder you see through chinks a sepulchre in each greying tower ranging higher and higher still. Machines and machinations stacking life upon life to build pyramids to gaudy kings in pinstripe or herringbone. Flumes of fumes ***** like floods Into and out of train stops and bus stands. Circling lungs like hungry crows. Crows which haunt Bombed out chapels made new resuscitated with waxen ivy and ivory lilies. And the leaves of saintly oak trees chatter in shrinking crevices of green story telling Of how people and things grow old. And you can walk these streets And dive too like cormorants into The platitudes of city living. Soaked to the skin in sound to tell your story like the shards of a broken bottle.
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Jun 2, 2015
Jun 2, 2015 at 6:10 PM UTC
Cityscape
Ina's pregnant, I am bored Grace and Eric mute behind me On the street two floors below us Standing water, hissing tyres. Two more hours of this, I'm thankful. Endless meetings, glassy eyes Homeward bound on lighted transport Rain-streaked windows, dark outside. Weekend coming, confused feelings Clean the flat and iron the shirts Talk to no-one, poolside vigil TV meal and early night. Is this it? The final curtain Did I know this at that time? Regardless of the closing sentence No repeating, only rhyme.
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Nov 8, 2012
Nov 8, 2012 at 4:03 AM UTC
Denouement revisited
October, you are made of dust and I am a gun. I killed men once. When I lifted her veil I felt all of their features melt into one. I smiled, it was all your storm in me. October, you are a briefcase. You are six months long. Tonight, there are tigers reaching out over my head and I am your god out dancing on his weekend, say, would you look at all your glass, bursting at the seams? Would you ask him if I ever got there? Would you tell me why I keep pulling your explosive from my chest like a name label? Would you explain how metal peels as easy as skin with the right amount of madness? October, I am no more than your casualties. I am every sadness they ever said you would be. Silver hands. I can carry these men but I cannot hold them up. Mother, I thought I saw you standing there but it was just a bullet trail in the darkness. I am buried in all of your letters, imprinting the both of us on the backbones of these papers; they tell me I've become all the keys you sent. October, you are a ballroom with all that break break break and I am falling but I haven't even left the ground yet. When I rain down on you remember me, like the first sunset you ever wrapped yourself up in, and when they say that I was never a stronghold, show them all the letters I tried to write you but never sent, tell them about how the flesh ripped from my bones and left me a relic, ask them if they can hear me breathing over all that storm. October, you are confetti leaves falling under tyres on your wedding day, and I can't be the light that catches them, I can't tell you that this world will wait long enough for you. So tonight I am burning my name like it's the last thing I'll ever have. And when they bring us home in our body bags, remember that the choices we made were the choices we wanted to make. October, you are a dust storm, and all your colour's left in me
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Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:58 AM UTC
You Are Made Of Dust And I Am A Gun
October, you are made of dust and I am a gun. I killed men once. When I lifted her veil I felt all of their features melt into one. I smiled, it was all your storm in me. October, you are a briefcase. You are six months long. Tonight, there are tigers reaching out over my head and I am your god out dancing on his weekend, say, would you look at all your glass, bursting at the seams? Would you ask him if I ever got there? Would you tell me why I keep pulling your explosive from my chest like a name label? Would you explain how metal peels as easy as skin with the right amount of madness? October, I am no more than your casualties. I am every sadness they ever said you would be. Silver hands. I can carry these men but I cannot hold them up. Mother, I thought I saw you standing there but it was just a bullet trail in the darkness. I am buried in all of your letters, imprinting the both of us on the backbones of these papers; they tell me I've become all the keys you sent. October, you are a ballroom with all that break break break and I am falling but I haven't even left the ground yet. When I rain down on you remember me, like the first sunset you ever wrapped yourself up in, and when they say that I was never a stronghold, show them all the letters I tried to write you but never sent, tell them about how the flesh ripped from my bones and left me a relic, ask them if they can hear me breathing over all that storm. October, you are confetti leaves falling under tyres on your wedding day, and I can't be the light that catches them, I can't tell you that this world will wait long enough for you. So tonight I am burning my name like it's the last thing I'll ever have. And when they bring us home in our body bags, remember that the choices we made were the choices we wanted to make. October, you are a dust storm, and all your colour's left in me
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1 where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before had a coffee at the center caught up with some friends watched a movie and bought some stuff for home and now I can’t find my car though I’ve searched past 10 minutes where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before no, that’s not mine that’s a Mercedes; that one’s too shiny; and maybe it’s this one - no, mate, we won’t go any nearer this car is too clean mine will look like it’s not been washed since Noah where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before 2 well, yes, help me look out... it’s an old Nissan blue faded into white; no, nobody ‘ll steal that and the only people who’d give it a second look will be the traffic police who’d wave as if to say: Pull over, Sir; let’s have a look at your rego and front tyres now, where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before well, **** I’m sure it hasn’t moved it’s not that sort with smart technology self-park, self-drive or with sensors; it’s like an old useless dog completely lost without its master where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before now that we’ve looked about 30 minutes or more I’m not sure if this is the right level; Oh, did I stop at Yellow Level or Blue or Green or Pink? was it level 1 or 2 or 3 or 9? it’s completely out of my mind where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before ah, there it is that old boneshaker; thanks mate, for helping me look You were saying you want a lift – yes, come - I'll drop you…no trouble… yes, it’s just on the way… Hey…Where you going? What? Don’t want a lift? You’d rather walk home? Hey, what’s wrong with my car? OK, suit yourself… at least I found my faithful car… where did I park my car? it was Level 5, Yellow Sector Lot 125 all the while and that beauty was here each second an old helpless dog, waiting for its master
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Sep 24, 2010
Sep 24, 2010 at 3:23 AM UTC
where did I park my car?
1 where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before had a coffee at the center caught up with some friends watched a movie and bought some stuff for home and now I can’t find my car though I’ve searched past 10 minutes where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before no, that’s not mine that’s a Mercedes; that one’s too shiny; and maybe it’s this one - no, mate, we won’t go any nearer this car is too clean mine will look like it’s not been washed since Noah where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before 2 well, yes, help me look out... it’s an old Nissan blue faded into white; no, nobody ‘ll steal that and the only people who’d give it a second look will be the traffic police who’d wave as if to say: Pull over, Sir; let’s have a look at your rego and front tyres now, where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before well, **** I’m sure it hasn’t moved it’s not that sort with smart technology self-park, self-drive or with sensors; it’s like an old useless dog completely lost without its master where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before now that we’ve looked about 30 minutes or more I’m not sure if this is the right level; Oh, did I stop at Yellow Level or Blue or Green or Pink? was it level 1 or 2 or 3 or 9? it’s completely out of my mind where did I park my car? I’m sure I left it here on this level just hours before ah, there it is that old boneshaker; thanks mate, for helping me look You were saying you want a lift – yes, come - I'll drop you…no trouble… yes, it’s just on the way… Hey…Where you going? What? Don’t want a lift? You’d rather walk home? Hey, what’s wrong with my car? OK, suit yourself… at least I found my faithful car… where did I park my car? it was Level 5, Yellow Sector Lot 125 all the while and that beauty was here each second an old helpless dog, waiting for its master
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Drum and bass - the engine revs, Tyres grind and squelch into the hardpan. The cab rises with a squall of angry breath, Lurches forward with a shudder. Wrought iron gates heaved shut Hinges squeal like a pig, they are a pig. Slamming metal resonates In secure embrace. Ugly black rubber stains the concrete - Mascara on a cheap ***** If the rumbling cages are food for the beast Then I am stood in its bowels. The sour smell of rotting food Mixed with washing powder and bleach pollute. Greasy plastic, rancid fat Makes me recoil and retch. In a gap in the tar she grows. Raising her head to the sun in oblivious defiance
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Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013 at 11:19 AM UTC
Dandelion
I twist and turn your wheel like a man possessed. Stamping on the brake Stomping on the gas! Turn that lever Honk that horn Get me there quick! You growl back at me! But then comes the affection I maintain you. I polish you and give air to your tyres. Keep going we will get to the finish line together!
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Feb 10, 2015
Feb 10, 2015 at 9:33 AM UTC
Automobiles
When the words don't seem to fit                                                      When the spot they just don't hit  I re-visit my friend                                               Shake him again                             Good old Mr Limerick                                        There is a young woman from Dunbar                      Who jogs but never too far She carries a snickers                                                    Inside her knickers                                                         And a mars bar in her bra                                             -Stretch limo- So much length it had gained                                       To drive it was really a pain                                         So they put on the wheels                                             Tyres of steel                                                                                            And turned it into a train                                              Mesmerised for a while By those eyes which so beguile The men she meets Fall at her feet But why such sadness in her smile? A pretty young thing from Milan Had a beautiful tan She enticed married men Into loving again And then the **** hit the fan She used to be happy, fulfilled and carefree As wild as white horses out on the sea Now she's no fun What has become Of the girl she used to be
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Mar 17, 2013
Mar 17, 2013 at 5:57 AM UTC
Limericks
When the words don't seem to fit                                                      When the spot they just don't hit  I re-visit my friend                                               Shake him again                             Good old Mr Limerick                                        There is a young woman from Dunbar                      Who jogs but never too far She carries a snickers                                                    Inside her knickers                                                         And a mars bar in her bra                                             -Stretch limo- So much length it had gained                                       To drive it was really a pain                                         So they put on the wheels                                             Tyres of steel                                                                                            And turned it into a train                                              Mesmerised for a while By those eyes which so beguile The men she meets Fall at her feet But why such sadness in her smile? A pretty young thing from Milan Had a beautiful tan She enticed married men Into loving again And then the **** hit the fan She used to be happy, fulfilled and carefree As wild as white horses out on the sea Now she's no fun What has become Of the girl she used to be
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The Knackers-Yard nursing home, rotted and bleak Where the occupants dribble and seldomly speak And the medicine is strong while the coffee too weak Where there's never a care a fuss There's a trip to the bingo on regular days And they visit the beaches, the rivers and bays For the brick-a-brack stalls and the knitting displays In a rusty mobility bus Prunella, the wagon of elderly types With a blanket for every lap She's a trusty machine of a hideous green And she's Queen of the Watford Gap One morning in May when the weather was grim Miss Margaret Maywither went on a whim To converse with the orderly, Terrible Tim And they sat there and shot at the breeze They nattered and gabbed a selection paces And tried to put names to familiar faces But Maggie with plans to discover new places Relieved the young man of his keys Prunella, the stolen mobility bus Where the wings of bingo flap With a window down and a dressing gown She's Queen of the Watford Gap She took to the road with a skeleton crew Some heart-attack red or a worrying blue And frequently stopping when tablets were due They made for a hasty escape With a foot to the floor and a screaching of tyres A stopping of traffic and starting of fires Such fun can be had when a lady retires In a bus held together with tape Prunella, the choice of the senior crowd Each wrinkled lass or chap There's a lift for the crips and titanium hips And she's Queen of the Watford Gap The police gave a chase at a sensible speed As the Prunella and Margaret rapidly flee'd When escape is impossible, each one agreed They would rather be dead than be caught With a tug of the wheel and a rattle of teeth With a serpent of tyre smoke writhing beneath It was probably too late to order a wreath And the chance of survival was nought Prunella, on fire and twisted apart A smouldering pile of scrap With the wreckage and grease of a dozen police She's Queen of the Watford Gap
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May 6, 2014
May 6, 2014 at 5:48 AM UTC
Prunella, Queen of the Watford Gap
The Knackers-Yard nursing home, rotted and bleak Where the occupants dribble and seldomly speak And the medicine is strong while the coffee too weak Where there's never a care a fuss There's a trip to the bingo on regular days And they visit the beaches, the rivers and bays For the brick-a-brack stalls and the knitting displays In a rusty mobility bus Prunella, the wagon of elderly types With a blanket for every lap She's a trusty machine of a hideous green And she's Queen of the Watford Gap One morning in May when the weather was grim Miss Margaret Maywither went on a whim To converse with the orderly, Terrible Tim And they sat there and shot at the breeze They nattered and gabbed a selection paces And tried to put names to familiar faces But Maggie with plans to discover new places Relieved the young man of his keys Prunella, the stolen mobility bus Where the wings of bingo flap With a window down and a dressing gown She's Queen of the Watford Gap She took to the road with a skeleton crew Some heart-attack red or a worrying blue And frequently stopping when tablets were due They made for a hasty escape With a foot to the floor and a screaching of tyres A stopping of traffic and starting of fires Such fun can be had when a lady retires In a bus held together with tape Prunella, the choice of the senior crowd Each wrinkled lass or chap There's a lift for the crips and titanium hips And she's Queen of the Watford Gap The police gave a chase at a sensible speed As the Prunella and Margaret rapidly flee'd When escape is impossible, each one agreed They would rather be dead than be caught With a tug of the wheel and a rattle of teeth With a serpent of tyre smoke writhing beneath It was probably too late to order a wreath And the chance of survival was nought Prunella, on fire and twisted apart A smouldering pile of scrap With the wreckage and grease of a dozen police She's Queen of the Watford Gap
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