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making itignore all possible concepts and possibilities --- / ignore Beethoven, the spider, the damnation of Faust --- / just make it, babe, make it:

Charles Bukowski20

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Short Tempered (humour)Like a Pube on a toilet seat / he was easily / pissed off.

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BOOKS VS MEN~~♥~~ / I used to think *men* / should be more like *books*

@SoulSurvivor50

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AlcoholismShe’s more fun when she is drunk / At least…until she’s not / Because she’s puking in the toilet

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give me my lifes ́i / give me my lifes´ / the day crowded bright

@michael-john111

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Freedomhe drank wine all night of the / 28th, and he kept thinking of her: / the way she walked and talked and loved

Charles Bukowski52

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cockroachthe cockroach crouched / against the tile / while I was pissing and as

Charles Bukowski30

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Time Isn't MoneyTime isn't money; / time is your soul / bleeding out

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Hamlet's Toilet ProblemsTo fart or not to fart, that’s the fucking question: / Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer / The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings

@edna-sweetlove33

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SexMy sex drive would cause earthquakes, / but I can never find the time / to leave this place,

@Edward-Coles30

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Monday MorningsEvery day is the same; they wake up in the same bed, at the same ungodly hour, to the same monotonous ringing from the alarm clock. / They grumble their ‘good morning’s; whether they believe it is or not, rolling out of opposite sides of the duvet. / They dance around each other in the bathroom, the heat of the shower creating a fog through which neither of them can see; causing him to stub his toe on the toilet or the counter, and steaming up the mirror so she can’t apply her make-up.

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Metamorphosisa girlfriend came in / built me a bed / scrubbed and waxed the kitchen floor

Charles Bukowski28

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Kinky Keyhole KaperI watched my mother pissing / Through the toilet keyhole / When I was aged about twelve.

@edna-sweetlove15

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COMEDIC TOILET GHOST POEMWhen clocks strike twelve and trainings end / — lurk not, they say, in school at night. / Age-old stories tell of how there’re

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My ButtMy butt / follows me everywhere! / Wiggle wiggle, poke poke, jiggle jiggle.

@shychaospatrol18

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Affectionate Light BulbI have a 75 watt, glare free, long life / Harmony House light bulb in my toilet. / I have been living in the same apartment

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Toilet UrinalPermanently fixed to the rest room wall, / waiting for the golden rain to fall, / oh you've many a tale to tell,

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Gamblers Allsometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, / I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside / remembering all the times you've felt that way, and

Charles Bukowski26

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BulimiaDreaming of walking model thin / Unaware she's bones and skin / She lives in a damaged brain

@jackeline-chacon14

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self pag-ibig*Fall in love with yourself.* / Learn how to be infatuated / with the veins in your hands

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Bulimia: T for Triggerknuckles rubbed raw by / teeth so sharp and blunt / a tongue rough and silent

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CAFE FIGAROi felt like talking that night / reciting poetry to your big blue eyes / and raw pink mouth smiling

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Monday Night Football On A Thursday1 / Monday Night Football on a Thursday. / Preseason. Johnny Manziel, running.

@jovonie-nicholas-barrett34

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Admonitions To A Special PersonWatch out for power, / for its avalanche can bury you, / snow, snow, snow, smothering your mountain.

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