If I get twelve followers will I be like Jesus?

I know I don't post much anymore
But to this I keep score
How thankful I am of y'all :)

You listen to my jabbering rhymes
In the best and worst times
And support me always :)

33 of you there are
Enough to fill many many cars
National and international :)

Some write sad songs
Others really long
Some of y'all write both :)

And to the ones that have became friends to me
I thank you most of all
For sticking by me
No matter the fall :)

Thank you followers :)

One more follower
Than all the teachers and kids
At my school. Blimey.

With almost exactly the same number
Of followers and haikus,
I wonder if I'll reach 1000 hearts,
60 followers, and 250 poems at the same time.