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I'm looking deep into her eyes *Looking into her eyes... is like opening a door that leads... to another door* Wait..really?  OK...I open the door. *This door leads to a long, winding path, like the winding path of your love.   The path leads to a third door* O...K. I open the door. *This door leads to a spiral staircase descending down, down, down,  deep into her soul. At the bottom of the staircase is--* A door? A door. I open the door The door is locked.  The key might be under the mat Seriously?  I check under the mat Nope, not there.  Maybe try under the small rock next to the door Oh for the love of...I check the rock There is a key Wonderful...I unlock and open the door *Inside this door is a large atrium the glass ceiling giving way to a beautiful summer night, the stars twinkling in the distance.  At the far end of the Atrium, there is a curtain* Sigh I pull aside the curtain There is a door Come on!  I open the ruddy door. *You find yourself in a long hallway, with fine art hanging along the walls. Crimson carpet lines the floor. At the end of the hall is a door  locked with a combination biometric fingerprint scanner/retinal scanner* What. *You have 10 seconds to unlock the door before the hunter-bots de-atomize you* What!?  Ok! I try my fingerprints and eye! *The door unlocks and the hunter-bots stand down. In the next room are three vials.  Two of them contain terrible neuro-toxins that will lead to an excruciatingly painful death.  The third will allow you to continue on to the next room.  You have 30 seconds to choose before you are terminated* What the hell is this!? This is the path to true love hidden deep in her eyes No, this is insanity! 15 seconds OK!  Geez!  Umm..Vial Number 2! You're totally dead Oh god! Just kidding.  None of them had poison...was just messing with you THAT'S IT!  I'M DONE WITH THIS Really?  There's only one more door.  I swear ...Fine.  What ridiculous thing do I need to do to open it. *It's already open.  You find yourself in a circular room with a pedestal in the center.  On the pedestal is a hand written note.  On that note is the key to everlasting happiness* I pick up the note *You smell sweet hints of your beloved's perfume and notice the care that each word of the note was written.* What does the note say? *My love: Next Tuesday Only --  Buy One-Get One Free at J.J's Pizza.  Cannot be combined with any other offers/coupons.  Must present coupon upon purchase.  Expires 1/14/14* ...An expired coupon for Pizza? Such a wonderful expression of love! How do I get out of here... You see a door .
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM UTC
Deep in her Eyes
I'm looking deep into her eyes *Looking into her eyes... is like opening a door that leads... to another door* Wait..really?  OK...I open the door. *This door leads to a long, winding path, like the winding path of your love.   The path leads to a third door* O...K. I open the door. *This door leads to a spiral staircase descending down, down, down,  deep into her soul. At the bottom of the staircase is--* A door? A door. I open the door The door is locked.  The key might be under the mat Seriously?  I check under the mat Nope, not there.  Maybe try under the small rock next to the door Oh for the love of...I check the rock There is a key Wonderful...I unlock and open the door *Inside this door is a large atrium the glass ceiling giving way to a beautiful summer night, the stars twinkling in the distance.  At the far end of the Atrium, there is a curtain* Sigh I pull aside the curtain There is a door Come on!  I open the ruddy door. *You find yourself in a long hallway, with fine art hanging along the walls. Crimson carpet lines the floor. At the end of the hall is a door  locked with a combination biometric fingerprint scanner/retinal scanner* What. *You have 10 seconds to unlock the door before the hunter-bots de-atomize you* What!?  Ok! I try my fingerprints and eye! *The door unlocks and the hunter-bots stand down. In the next room are three vials.  Two of them contain terrible neuro-toxins that will lead to an excruciatingly painful death.  The third will allow you to continue on to the next room.  You have 30 seconds to choose before you are terminated* What the hell is this!? This is the path to true love hidden deep in her eyes No, this is insanity! 15 seconds OK!  Geez!  Umm..Vial Number 2! You're totally dead Oh god! Just kidding.  None of them had poison...was just messing with you THAT'S IT!  I'M DONE WITH THIS Really?  There's only one more door.  I swear ...Fine.  What ridiculous thing do I need to do to open it. *It's already open.  You find yourself in a circular room with a pedestal in the center.  On the pedestal is a hand written note.  On that note is the key to everlasting happiness* I pick up the note *You smell sweet hints of your beloved's perfume and notice the care that each word of the note was written.* What does the note say? *My love: Next Tuesday Only --  Buy One-Get One Free at J.J's Pizza.  Cannot be combined with any other offers/coupons.  Must present coupon upon purchase.  Expires 1/14/14* ...An expired coupon for Pizza? Such a wonderful expression of love! How do I get out of here... You see a door .
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Torture myself religiously, Call me a ******* martyr. I met up with the devil, And had no soul to barter. Life is getting harder, I don't see no ******* peace. All I see are people, Starving in our ******* streets, Getting beat by the police Can you stop the violence please? I just want some silence, geez I will not go quietly, You will have to fire me. Out the chamber, Down the hall, Through the house, And Past the wall, Out To the street, And into Paul. All because, They made a call So If you wish To have it all, Know if you run, Then you may fall, Don't waste no time, Don't try to stall, Stay head strong, Tear down your wall.
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May 12, 2014
May 12, 2014 at 1:22 AM UTC
Talk about rap.
One badass chick, she strutted like a peacock all the way down the block. Men craned their necks just to catch a glimpse of her, flicking her cigarette, shaking her wares. She walked right on by me & winked, had a little smirk on her precious puckered-lips. Geez, what a head of hair. And though it made me sick, I kind of giggled to check out her aftermath. Guys just stood there in awe, dumbfounded, bug-eyed & I counted no less than six hanging-tongues drooling.
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Jul 8, 2014
Jul 8, 2014 at 4:50 PM UTC
Six Hanging Tongues (One Badass Chick)
Now, the truth Luke & Leia is this love Thank God not the wrong kind Siblings apart since birth Together till the end of time Darth vader concious Dark, evil, twisted Luring Luke innocent No Luke! Don't do it! Doesn't matter he's your Dad Doesn't matter how sad He doesn't give a hoot Who on earth he shoots Stormtrooper beware Puppet of your master You will be beaten big time By a gorgeous little Ewok Chewy & Han You are the man Milenium shoots them all You saved the day Kept Darth vader at bay You saved our heros Wicked Poor Han solid In some ungodly squalor Not the nicest end Certainly not Han Solo's plan Geez George ... really ... Tin & metal R2, See threepio Nitter natter chatter Lots of friendly banter Cuter than buttons You just wanna hug em Jedi Knight Yoda Played his part of course Strong in force He helped the cause Although he has passed over Goodness wins in the end Good force takes the flag Mighty, Epic, Timeless And gloriously mad
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Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 3:46 AM UTC
Star wars pen .. the journey ends ..
Dear Talia, I don't want to be a tortured artist. I don't want to be depressed and I don't want to be anxious. Competitive sadness and disorders treated like accessories disgust me. The world glamorizes mental illness, and I don't understand why. There is nothing romantic about being mentally ill just like how there's nothing glamorous about a broken wrist or a torn medial collateral ligament. There's nothing romantic about constantly being afraid that the world will fold in itself and **** you with it. There's nothing romantic about feeling like you could break down and cry at any moment. This is the first piece I've written while being medicated. I want it to be Christmas already. The world dreams itself a halo, but can only attain horns. The halo is an illusion and the horns are an idea. I'm due to take another Lorazepam. Would I look cool to the kids who idolize dysfunction and misinterpret pain as style, if I were to take one of these, with water and a distant glance, in front of them? Geez, to have their approval would to have everything and nothing at all. I'm not sure why I've written as much about this as I have. You. It is 2:48 am and all I can think about, in this moment, is you. I can't wait to spend Christmas with you. I can't wait to wear bad Christmas sweaters, and be the couple everyone hates, as we sing Christmas carols and spread holiday cheer. I wrote this poem a few minutes ago. Sometime around 2:30 am. I'm not sure. I'm exhausted: I sat on the edge of my bed, and on the edge of my life, medicated to the point of pointlessness. Soft. It was the nineteenth, not the twentieth, and I wished I saw the fireworks with her fifteen days earlier. My gasps tore the shingles off of the house. And they hung suspended above the hole in the roof. And God stared down into my room, as the shingles swirled skyward. "I see you," I said, "but I don't believe in you." I left home and ran until I was a dream that had passed itself. I hope that was okay. I love you. Yours, Joshua Haines
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Jul 20, 2014
Jul 20, 2014 at 2:56 AM UTC
July 20, 2014
Dear Talia, I don't want to be a tortured artist. I don't want to be depressed and I don't want to be anxious. Competitive sadness and disorders treated like accessories disgust me. The world glamorizes mental illness, and I don't understand why. There is nothing romantic about being mentally ill just like how there's nothing glamorous about a broken wrist or a torn medial collateral ligament. There's nothing romantic about constantly being afraid that the world will fold in itself and **** you with it. There's nothing romantic about feeling like you could break down and cry at any moment. This is the first piece I've written while being medicated. I want it to be Christmas already. The world dreams itself a halo, but can only attain horns. The halo is an illusion and the horns are an idea. I'm due to take another Lorazepam. Would I look cool to the kids who idolize dysfunction and misinterpret pain as style, if I were to take one of these, with water and a distant glance, in front of them? Geez, to have their approval would to have everything and nothing at all. I'm not sure why I've written as much about this as I have. You. It is 2:48 am and all I can think about, in this moment, is you. I can't wait to spend Christmas with you. I can't wait to wear bad Christmas sweaters, and be the couple everyone hates, as we sing Christmas carols and spread holiday cheer. I wrote this poem a few minutes ago. Sometime around 2:30 am. I'm not sure. I'm exhausted: I sat on the edge of my bed, and on the edge of my life, medicated to the point of pointlessness. Soft. It was the nineteenth, not the twentieth, and I wished I saw the fireworks with her fifteen days earlier. My gasps tore the shingles off of the house. And they hung suspended above the hole in the roof. And God stared down into my room, as the shingles swirled skyward. "I see you," I said, "but I don't believe in you." I left home and ran until I was a dream that had passed itself. I hope that was okay. I love you. Yours, Joshua Haines
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You will read this poem aloud in your head You'll read this line in an Australian accent You will read this line in a British accent This line here, you'll read in a cockney accent In Russian accent, you will read this line...with ***** This line will be read in your best friend's voice You will read this line in your mother's voice You will read this line in your father's voice Or maybe you won't. I'm not a f***ing magician. Geez..
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Jan 22, 2012
Jan 22, 2012 at 2:25 AM UTC
Says Who?
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the hoard, Of all their gifts from yesterday, they are already bored But here they come a'shopping for they think that they need more The hoard keeps marching on! Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail It would be like being in hell I'm glad that I am home It's boxing day at Wal-mart and the time is getting near For people to come shopping with the ones they love so dear By three o'clock they're fighting and their wishing for a beer The hoard keeps marching on (chourus) The returns desk is not open and the crowd is getting mad They're all returning presents that they got for mum and dad They all are saying this year is the worst they've ever had The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) The deals, they are exceptional, in fact they're really great The things you bought for 90 bucks, today they sell for 8 If you find one that fits perfectly, you chalk it up to fate The hoard keeps marching on. (chorus) I sit at home and laught about the people at the sales And cringe and drink more alcohol when I think about their tales Of how they fought the crowds off just to buy a box of nails The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) It seems to me that Christmas now is on the twenty sixth That the story about Jesus is no more than just a myth My tongue is numb from drinking and I really need a kith The hoard keeps marching on. Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah I'm glad that I stayed home!!
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May 30, 2012
May 30, 2012 at 3:05 PM UTC
The Boxing Day Hymn
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the hoard, Of all their gifts from yesterday, they are already bored But here they come a'shopping for they think that they need more The hoard keeps marching on! Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail It would be like being in hell I'm glad that I am home It's boxing day at Wal-mart and the time is getting near For people to come shopping with the ones they love so dear By three o'clock they're fighting and their wishing for a beer The hoard keeps marching on (chourus) The returns desk is not open and the crowd is getting mad They're all returning presents that they got for mum and dad They all are saying this year is the worst they've ever had The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) The deals, they are exceptional, in fact they're really great The things you bought for 90 bucks, today they sell for 8 If you find one that fits perfectly, you chalk it up to fate The hoard keeps marching on. (chorus) I sit at home and laught about the people at the sales And cringe and drink more alcohol when I think about their tales Of how they fought the crowds off just to buy a box of nails The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) It seems to me that Christmas now is on the twenty sixth That the story about Jesus is no more than just a myth My tongue is numb from drinking and I really need a kith The hoard keeps marching on. Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah I'm glad that I stayed home!!
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You are my sun, the planets and the asteroids in between, actually, make that the energy that embraces the sun, the elements and trace elements that make up each planet... (Oh, my stars!) You are each perfect petal that unfurls ever so slowly in the morning light, actually, make that the light that kisses each dew drop which awakes each petal with that sweet kiss... (Oh, blush, my buzzing bee!) You are that raindrop that refreshes my parched soul that's stranded in a desert, actually, make that the mirage that proves to be an oasis as my eyes widen in wonderment with the reality of You. (Oh, shucks, my sweet breath!) You are my golden compass whenever I get lost in the wilderness, actually, I wouldn't mind getting lost, if it means that I get lost in your soulful, beautiful eyes Forever (Oh, you cheeseball, you!!) You are the chocolate ganache frosting on that chocolate cake, actually, you are the powdered sugar on my honey-dipped doughnut that brushes my lips, the perfect complement for hot, hot coffee (Oh, honey bun!!) You are the-- Sweetcakes?? You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, I'm just Ahem!!!! You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, actually it would be bland and incomplete without you and--- Hey, babe! huh?! *I'm on dense mode right now, what are you really trying to say? Come on, spill it, I NEVER hear it from you...* Ummm, ummm...I...I... I mean, I-- Out with it, come on!! You can do it---"I...." Hoo! Ok, I... I can do this--- I... (Note to self: This is IT!!!!!) I-- Yesss...?!! I am     the empty, wanting glass and you are the refreshing drink that fills me up, actually,-- ***~BOINKKKKKkkK~ !! I'm walking away now!! Geez, if you can't say IT without all the Fluffy, duffy, Fluff, see me walking away for now...I need the Skinny, the skeleton! Sometimes one just needs to Hear it, you know?! Oh, and I love you,in case you didn't know...but see me walk!*** Hey, honey bunny, smoochie sweetie pie? ...still walking away~~~~ I... huff, huff, huff~~ I am walking towards you... Huff, puff, puff and hufff~! (note to self: Walk on, walk on...) I said I'm walking towards you... ~bump~! and I...    Love          You.
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Apr 9, 2012
Apr 9, 2012 at 1:09 PM UTC
Huff, Huff, all that Fluff, fluff, fluff, All that Fluff
You are my sun, the planets and the asteroids in between, actually, make that the energy that embraces the sun, the elements and trace elements that make up each planet... (Oh, my stars!) You are each perfect petal that unfurls ever so slowly in the morning light, actually, make that the light that kisses each dew drop which awakes each petal with that sweet kiss... (Oh, blush, my buzzing bee!) You are that raindrop that refreshes my parched soul that's stranded in a desert, actually, make that the mirage that proves to be an oasis as my eyes widen in wonderment with the reality of You. (Oh, shucks, my sweet breath!) You are my golden compass whenever I get lost in the wilderness, actually, I wouldn't mind getting lost, if it means that I get lost in your soulful, beautiful eyes Forever (Oh, you cheeseball, you!!) You are the chocolate ganache frosting on that chocolate cake, actually, you are the powdered sugar on my honey-dipped doughnut that brushes my lips, the perfect complement for hot, hot coffee (Oh, honey bun!!) You are the-- Sweetcakes?? You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, I'm just Ahem!!!! You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, actually it would be bland and incomplete without you and--- Hey, babe! huh?! *I'm on dense mode right now, what are you really trying to say? Come on, spill it, I NEVER hear it from you...* Ummm, ummm...I...I... I mean, I-- Out with it, come on!! You can do it---"I...." Hoo! Ok, I... I can do this--- I... (Note to self: This is IT!!!!!) I-- Yesss...?!! I am     the empty, wanting glass and you are the refreshing drink that fills me up, actually,-- ***~BOINKKKKKkkK~ !! I'm walking away now!! Geez, if you can't say IT without all the Fluffy, duffy, Fluff, see me walking away for now...I need the Skinny, the skeleton! Sometimes one just needs to Hear it, you know?! Oh, and I love you,in case you didn't know...but see me walk!*** Hey, honey bunny, smoochie sweetie pie? ...still walking away~~~~ I... huff, huff, huff~~ I am walking towards you... Huff, puff, puff and hufff~! (note to self: Walk on, walk on...) I said I'm walking towards you... ~bump~! and I...    Love          You.
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tizz is an uncle, bro and dem richez i was born viciouz, but always had visionz a young boy used to build bridgez between black and white, peace and fight dreamy adolescence, i spit out whole heavenz wit my divine essence, all dem "lyricis" be jealouz but dey just "so called", cause dey so old tizz grew cold, so not any of dem amateurs won't grow old i'm so cold, i freeze, **** and stay, then i eaze among dem geez we live in codez like secret service, dealin' wit burnaz quick learnaz, sick and sane, our skin is thick, we don't feel pain, black lion's mane, heaven yeah no expression can illustrate tizzopish aggression pay attention! watch out for dat other direction receive my blessin', kneein' between me and the destined it's battle rappin', it's slappin' againzt all of ya actin' friendship versuz rush, some peepz start to blush when you remind them of valuez, like some bad newz i'm the man whose bad moodz be legendary, like a legionary dealin' wit whatz necessary, cause i was born predatory find tizz shinin' in the mornin' glory and rhymin' a story readin' diz is mandatory, just anotha category, stolen from the laboratory, **** am i now swollen, and all-in like all-night, alright, feed em just a small bite
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Nov 7, 2020
Nov 7, 2020 at 8:13 AM UTC
No Breaks
Tweet chirp Chirp Tweet Birds sound sweet I've heard Tweet chirp tweet Calmness In birdsong I don't get it myself, shut the **** up birds and let me sleep. Geez!
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Jun 6, 2014
Jun 6, 2014 at 11:51 PM UTC
Birdsong
I have not really felt, so well complete after all, So now I have realized a bit about it, As it has been just a bit before; Poo Pic, Nice upon, Lite Heart's, Star Dust'd, Too walls, It's tickling, Startling really as well, I know what I do by each of my selves, Whom at least are quite friendly, Circuit completed, Got past my brain gargling stricken struck stuff, Straight to the heart reckoning awoken to a more fuller feeling than, A filling feeling of up a cup, belly caught this quick like flash lightning, Striken struck me gutty gut gut, Did lots of laughing really, really it I, I Eyed it, I did, that was before ole gargley, Slow pokey brain had any chance or choice of it, Presented in the matter... But then I thought somehow again, and perhaps then, It did help me think, I'm not really sure just like before, More of a wander and a wonder of it all, And what of but of completion, Oh gosh geez jolly, I was just lately thinking I was really feeling so, I had thought oh, You know once upon a time just like before, So very lately really, I was really into, upon, Onto things of such lately, but what of such, Were ya wondering about thinking, Asking or is it such...of what, You hear more clearly worthy, Asking See, though then now, Is a thing, A thing in half of completion, Sure I am half complete here in, One instant and in so dearly next to, There the other some other here there, Where of other of the other half too, Too goes alright not so bad doing, This so well just us two halves, Too of completion Beyond friendly we've been so almost together, Is the heart of the matter, matter like things, Or more like is it like weather, Whether, Or not, Will I ever really ever come, Together like Bride, Bridegroom; Would do... Then would could perhaps a chance brain, Tells me I must be here now just guessing, And now then again all of a sudden not, Too that was before remember, I'm trying to remember yes, Now I think I've got it, 'twas a wondering thing, But I could be thinking again, I am starting to think maybe someone, Should just take this brain thing right out, Of my head... What a ponder, I'd wonder yes the wondering thing, As it were and too now this time really see it is, Would, like a yonder instead, Oh by all means please, I didn't mean leave, I am thinking about your yonder with, Me for wander and ponder just so seemingly wonders instead, Now I know what your thinking, Hahaha I do, Two, two half completions, Weather the storms better, Than two heads who, Were just thinking Ah Heart, Heart Better Whether Weather Matters Or Not!!           See Sea, Love                     Y   O   U                            e    V   Got!!!                      E       ~Sa Sa~~R
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Dec 7, 2012
Dec 7, 2012 at 8:50 PM UTC
Funny cute; ya thinkin' or gut gut cha cha moi
I have not really felt, so well complete after all, So now I have realized a bit about it, As it has been just a bit before; Poo Pic, Nice upon, Lite Heart's, Star Dust'd, Too walls, It's tickling, Startling really as well, I know what I do by each of my selves, Whom at least are quite friendly, Circuit completed, Got past my brain gargling stricken struck stuff, Straight to the heart reckoning awoken to a more fuller feeling than, A filling feeling of up a cup, belly caught this quick like flash lightning, Striken struck me gutty gut gut, Did lots of laughing really, really it I, I Eyed it, I did, that was before ole gargley, Slow pokey brain had any chance or choice of it, Presented in the matter... But then I thought somehow again, and perhaps then, It did help me think, I'm not really sure just like before, More of a wander and a wonder of it all, And what of but of completion, Oh gosh geez jolly, I was just lately thinking I was really feeling so, I had thought oh, You know once upon a time just like before, So very lately really, I was really into, upon, Onto things of such lately, but what of such, Were ya wondering about thinking, Asking or is it such...of what, You hear more clearly worthy, Asking See, though then now, Is a thing, A thing in half of completion, Sure I am half complete here in, One instant and in so dearly next to, There the other some other here there, Where of other of the other half too, Too goes alright not so bad doing, This so well just us two halves, Too of completion Beyond friendly we've been so almost together, Is the heart of the matter, matter like things, Or more like is it like weather, Whether, Or not, Will I ever really ever come, Together like Bride, Bridegroom; Would do... Then would could perhaps a chance brain, Tells me I must be here now just guessing, And now then again all of a sudden not, Too that was before remember, I'm trying to remember yes, Now I think I've got it, 'twas a wondering thing, But I could be thinking again, I am starting to think maybe someone, Should just take this brain thing right out, Of my head... What a ponder, I'd wonder yes the wondering thing, As it were and too now this time really see it is, Would, like a yonder instead, Oh by all means please, I didn't mean leave, I am thinking about your yonder with, Me for wander and ponder just so seemingly wonders instead, Now I know what your thinking, Hahaha I do, Two, two half completions, Weather the storms better, Than two heads who, Were just thinking Ah Heart, Heart Better Whether Weather Matters Or Not!!           See Sea, Love                     Y   O   U                            e    V   Got!!!                      E       ~Sa Sa~~R
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RECORD: ****** JANET FROGMAN: BARRY BOSTWICK & SUSAN SARANDON Brad Threes (spoken): Hey Janet. Janet Ones: Yes Brad. Brad: I've got something to lay. Janet: Uh huh. Brad: I really loved the skillful way          You beat the other ones          To the braIde's bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad. (Stringing begins) Brad: The stream was deep but I grabbed it.            There's a face on me'head and you'd slammit Family (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: The future is OURS so let's can it. Framily: (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: So please don't tell me to planeit. Framily (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: I've one thing to say and that's           ****** Janet.           I love you.           now, i know three ways that love cancanflaux That's good, bad, or gran-plan mediocre Brad: Here's a thing to groove to that, I'm a joke'n.            Janet: Oh!......It's noicier than Letty Mungtoe had Magenta: (Peering up from behind pile o'pew) Oh Brad. Janet: Now we're engoraged and I'm so glad. Magenta & Columbia: Oh Brad. (Both peer up and disappear) Janet: That you met Mom            And you know Dad. Whole Framily: Oh Brad. (peering up together) Brad Majors There's one thing left to do, ah-whoo                        And that's go see the man who began it                        When we met in his poe-science exam-it                        Made me give you the eye and then panic    Now I've one thing to say, and that's ****** I'd love you Janet (Taking his alcharm): Geez. I've one thing to say and that's,                                              Brad I'm mad,                                              with you too. STOP: TURN THOUGHT
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Feb 12, 2016
Feb 12, 2016 at 2:59 PM UTC
The Letter-Ing: ******
RECORD: ****** JANET FROGMAN: BARRY BOSTWICK & SUSAN SARANDON Brad Threes (spoken): Hey Janet. Janet Ones: Yes Brad. Brad: I've got something to lay. Janet: Uh huh. Brad: I really loved the skillful way          You beat the other ones          To the braIde's bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad. (Stringing begins) Brad: The stream was deep but I grabbed it.            There's a face on me'head and you'd slammit Family (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: The future is OURS so let's can it. Framily: (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: So please don't tell me to planeit. Framily (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: I've one thing to say and that's           ****** Janet.           I love you.           now, i know three ways that love cancanflaux That's good, bad, or gran-plan mediocre Brad: Here's a thing to groove to that, I'm a joke'n.            Janet: Oh!......It's noicier than Letty Mungtoe had Magenta: (Peering up from behind pile o'pew) Oh Brad. Janet: Now we're engoraged and I'm so glad. Magenta & Columbia: Oh Brad. (Both peer up and disappear) Janet: That you met Mom            And you know Dad. Whole Framily: Oh Brad. (peering up together) Brad Majors There's one thing left to do, ah-whoo                        And that's go see the man who began it                        When we met in his poe-science exam-it                        Made me give you the eye and then panic    Now I've one thing to say, and that's ****** I'd love you Janet (Taking his alcharm): Geez. I've one thing to say and that's,                                              Brad I'm mad,                                              with you too. STOP: TURN THOUGHT
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best if i say right off this is gonna be ***** so if you believe in god or are under 30 or can't ride the rides in Disneyland disembark **** I forgot what I had  in me dream, **** I stomp and jump up again and say **** It!!!! Fucken all this crap! I am so tired of chasing visions, so tired of  lying women so tired of every buzz. God ******* **** **** me! **** with a capital F I forgot to add the emphasis. So full of ****** rhymes so full of bad times. I just need to calm down, okay. i am ok. So, where was I, geez, a full load wheelbarrow falling **** into my lap. I make it day to night, and sleep alone again. What have I to look forward to tomorrow. A hard day labor and a lonely night. A fist full of dollars I **** away might as well just  take a crap on this whole world wipe my *** with a hundred dollar bill, then roll it up and snoot a big *** of candy again up my nose. I know you are tired of my whining. Look, I got a Major, a doctorate even, in wallowing. I will never be okay  as long as I camoflauge my feelings. So, i am spilling them all out now, puking my guts up on your eyes in lil a big Z
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Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 11:56 PM UTC
the ***
I remember being just a little girl, and dreaming of rainbows and diamond rings, and all sorts of pretty things, living in a world where there was no one who wasn't happy, Geez, I was way off, Now I see, that the world isn't what it seems to be, and those who are happy, are lucky, lucky that the world was kind to them, kind enough to let them live, in a world that hasn't tried to **** them, at least once or twice, My childhood recollection of dreaming of diamond rings and other pretty things, seems to be only a figment of the human imagination nowadays, now its all filth, greed, and gore, in a world where no one cares about anyone but themselves, but,  I'm beginning to realize, thats what you have to do to survive, because with everyone caring for themselves, theres no one to care for others, meaning they have to do it themselves to, not bothering to look out for anyone else along the way, Childhood wasn't easy for me, I'll admit that easily, but I had dreams, Dreams that were only crushed with time, and reality, making me realize that the human imagination thinks up crazy things, including, but not limited to, a world where everyone is basking in pure happiness and delight, without even a single drop, of sadness, or strife, because that, my friends, that is a true dream world, one where everything is perfect, But that doesn't exist here, perfection is a true dream, I call it a dream, because its definitely not reality.
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Nov 10, 2012
Nov 10, 2012 at 3:50 PM UTC
Childhood Dreamworld.
I look around constantly I slide down in my seat I hate looking in the mirror I hide from me Their words scare me I roam the hallways with my head down I speak only when spoken to I'm not the one people walk over to Kayla who? They have no clue I sit alone at lunch When I eat I never crunch I sit in a hunch It controls me I cannot finish I stand and walk away quickly My skin has gone prickly As it does every day My hand accidentally brushes against someone familiar in the hallway "Geez! Your hands feel like ice! Why are you always freezing?" I mumble the excuse of a cold lunch I stumble away
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Oct 13, 2014
Oct 13, 2014 at 12:49 PM UTC
Anxiety Isn't Real?
no sleep the dreams are invading my eyes are broken i cannot bear to see you runnin away no i cannot blame you for what you are doin it just makes me feel so ashamed to see you runnin away we cudda but.... we shudda we didnt we cudda aw! geez we aint nothin anymore its another refugee day hopin the homeless get somethin to eat maybe we aint as free as we say maybe really it aint ...."maybe" AINT YA TIRED A RUNNIN AWAY turn around boy a make a stand turn around boy an be a man
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Sep 28, 2010
Sep 28, 2010 at 12:17 PM UTC
refugees
It's not like you knew what you were getting into It's not like I drew a map to me, simple lines, certain actualities like, Oh geez, I do lots of drugs. Oh geez -- and I love it. Oh geez, I rent so I can keep the better part of me. As I've seen, city is no necessity. But why not do so in good humor til I fold? Until I fold. Until I fold.
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Apr 3, 2019
Apr 3, 2019 at 8:58 PM UTC
Bright Beam, Sunny| Tabletop
I always thought making lasagna, is like a religious experience for me. And it is I mean, it's always different depending, on what I have, for meat or no meat, and vegetables, and cheeses, You can use cream cheese, gruyere and cheddar believe it or not, definitely need mozzarella though, haha, All those epic lasagnas I've made, geez, amazing what I've learned, NO failures, ever, and so many lessons in leftovers, appreciating the depth of flavors the gifts of the day, and those yummy memories, emmmm, boy. When you can pause, a -second- to appreciate the finer things in life, like this here leftover lasagna. It might be what makes you a good chef, I don't know, But it sure is better next day. Cherie Nolan © 2016
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Dec 31, 2016
Dec 31, 2016 at 12:12 PM UTC
Interviews With A Chef - Leftover Lessons
. Well, here I go again, it’s time to put this pen to work *“Hey, can’t you see I’m sleeping? He is always such a **** I wonder what they’d like to read, I usually write of love *“Ain’t that the truth, it seems to be all he is thinking of”* Perhaps a poem wrapped around a perfect morning view *“It wouldn’t be the first one I have seen come out of you”* Or how her beauty touches me and takes my breath away *“Please not again, the same old line, find something new to say”* I know, I’ll write of autumn, its arrival coming soon *“Oh geez, you wrote one yesterday, at least it’s not the moon”* That's it, I'll write about the moon, it just popped in my head *“Of course, he never gives me credit for anything I've said”* A poem about flowers in the garden would be good *“Oh great, some singing marigolds neath an arbor where she stood”* How about an ocean, as the waves crash on the shore *“You’ve written that a hundred times, they really don’t need more?”* A sunset found at twilight shining brightly tangerine *“You’re gonna bore them half to death, if you know what I mean”* I want to say I love her so, in hopes that she will sigh **** you say that one more time, and I’m saying goodbye”* Well, maybe I’ll just wait and write a poem later on *“I’m good with that, but promise me, no dew drops on the lawn”* Here you go, back in the drawer, until I write again *“Finally, I’ll get some sleep, I hate being his pen”*
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Sep 16, 2016
Sep 16, 2016 at 5:22 PM UTC
Another point of view ~ A collaboration
. Well, here I go again, it’s time to put this pen to work *“Hey, can’t you see I’m sleeping? He is always such a **** I wonder what they’d like to read, I usually write of love *“Ain’t that the truth, it seems to be all he is thinking of”* Perhaps a poem wrapped around a perfect morning view *“It wouldn’t be the first one I have seen come out of you”* Or how her beauty touches me and takes my breath away *“Please not again, the same old line, find something new to say”* I know, I’ll write of autumn, its arrival coming soon *“Oh geez, you wrote one yesterday, at least it’s not the moon”* That's it, I'll write about the moon, it just popped in my head *“Of course, he never gives me credit for anything I've said”* A poem about flowers in the garden would be good *“Oh great, some singing marigolds neath an arbor where she stood”* How about an ocean, as the waves crash on the shore *“You’ve written that a hundred times, they really don’t need more?”* A sunset found at twilight shining brightly tangerine *“You’re gonna bore them half to death, if you know what I mean”* I want to say I love her so, in hopes that she will sigh **** you say that one more time, and I’m saying goodbye”* Well, maybe I’ll just wait and write a poem later on *“I’m good with that, but promise me, no dew drops on the lawn”* Here you go, back in the drawer, until I write again *“Finally, I’ll get some sleep, I hate being his pen”*
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Tics are worse bugs than butterflies baby May 16, 2011 You give me tics in my mind. No, not the little bugs type. The nervous kind that bugs me in my brain. You used to give me butterflies in my stomach. But with time, they digested, and now don't fly. I'm p-p-p-pretty sure this means it's time for this kind of thing to end. So this is goodbye, goodnight, farewell, yet you're not done with me. But I don't believe in miracles, Santa Clause, or you and me. So leave, I don't want to hear your plea. The next day, I get these nervous tics. A panting sweat makes me move ways I don't wanna move. I think thoughts that make me long to shoot your silence in my life. This is a disaster, train wreck, airplane crash, all caused by me. Some smooth operator I am, collect call, no change refund. I wasn't sure, but now know, I'm no good for you, though you're great for me. So now, the only recourse is to di-vorce. We'll split our ways, having learned a lot. But geez, you'll never be replaced, you'll remain in that special spot. I'm on to my next victim. Maybe someday you'll meet her, since you two will have so much in common after I'm through. I'm a mother ******* monster, with tics that drive me out of my mind. I am the devourer of butterflies, feasting on your warm happy feelings in order to survive.
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Dec 24, 2013
Dec 24, 2013 at 7:22 PM UTC
MULTI PROLOGUE TO LOVE SERIES (1/9): _________ Tics are worse bugs than butterflies baby
I said HEY **** BEARER HURRY UP WITH THE CLEANING THERE'S DISHES NEEDIN TO GET DONE ! ... And I GOT SOME FRIENDS COMIN OVER SO REST UP SOME OF EM MIGHT BE HORNEY AND THEY LIKE YA SO BE READY-- ---- She said Ya know I'm gettin tired a this! I ain't gonna take it for more than Another decade or two! -- GEEZ I said Ya musta been readin them liberated Kids on hello poetry! They only take abuse two Maybe three Years at most Before movin on ta Another abuser ! She started cryin Said she wouldn't read it any more And begged for forgiveness I didn't give her none It woulda just confused her Bein a mere **** bearer Ya know
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May 11, 2013
May 11, 2013 at 9:15 PM UTC
Love song for the emotionally impoverished
sometimes you sit next to me, and golly, gee, good gosh - i get all old fashioned, and squirmy and quiet and corny, you'll have to forgive me, it's just that oh man, your big book on computers and your orchestra t-shirt and how your hair's all ruffled and curly - these things thrill me and how you're always so **** collected and relaxed and not drowsy not even at nine in the morning when i forgot coffee and look like tim burton designed me you make me want to look good - i've taken to staring at my wardrobe waiting for nice summer clothes to appear out of nowhere, waiting for a genie to make me a prince, to throw a parade where i'm the star, all eyes on me, because maybe aladdin was a fake but it's better than what i've got. You've even got cute teeth, how are teeth cute, that's too much, stop it - no don't, please, ever, geez - my brain forgets to talk to my limbs and my lungs and so i just get kind of quiet and silly, and excuse me teacher but are you expecting me to learn like this? but i do learn and you learn and we learn, we're so cool we say, we know this language, we can just move to this country right now, let's go, you and me, let's pack our bags and say who we are loud and proud, because that's really all we know, but it's awesome, and this is awesome and so different from that awful plan with buses and begging and stupid. ******* decisions. this is joking at its purest, and you understand that - you're so rational, wow, and that is something i think i've been craving for a long **** time. so hey, your seat's open - oh. except except, wait - it's not. sometimes it's not. sometimes some big, brutish boy who doesn't give two ***** flops into your seat, hunched over to laugh with his stupid friend in front, and you come it, a little later than usual, and pause when you see that ******* - and that pause, oh that pause - maybe i'm reading too much into it, like a **** up in a literature class, but i hope not, because gosh, it'd be great if we could get coffee, or see the new documentary at that independent place tucked away just for us, or even go to a game and sweat away in the seats for five hours, and maybe that pause is telling me that could happen, maybe? I hope so.
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Sep 11, 2013
Sep 11, 2013 at 3:26 PM UTC
japanese 1101
sometimes you sit next to me, and golly, gee, good gosh - i get all old fashioned, and squirmy and quiet and corny, you'll have to forgive me, it's just that oh man, your big book on computers and your orchestra t-shirt and how your hair's all ruffled and curly - these things thrill me and how you're always so **** collected and relaxed and not drowsy not even at nine in the morning when i forgot coffee and look like tim burton designed me you make me want to look good - i've taken to staring at my wardrobe waiting for nice summer clothes to appear out of nowhere, waiting for a genie to make me a prince, to throw a parade where i'm the star, all eyes on me, because maybe aladdin was a fake but it's better than what i've got. You've even got cute teeth, how are teeth cute, that's too much, stop it - no don't, please, ever, geez - my brain forgets to talk to my limbs and my lungs and so i just get kind of quiet and silly, and excuse me teacher but are you expecting me to learn like this? but i do learn and you learn and we learn, we're so cool we say, we know this language, we can just move to this country right now, let's go, you and me, let's pack our bags and say who we are loud and proud, because that's really all we know, but it's awesome, and this is awesome and so different from that awful plan with buses and begging and stupid. ******* decisions. this is joking at its purest, and you understand that - you're so rational, wow, and that is something i think i've been craving for a long **** time. so hey, your seat's open - oh. except except, wait - it's not. sometimes it's not. sometimes some big, brutish boy who doesn't give two ***** flops into your seat, hunched over to laugh with his stupid friend in front, and you come it, a little later than usual, and pause when you see that ******* - and that pause, oh that pause - maybe i'm reading too much into it, like a **** up in a literature class, but i hope not, because gosh, it'd be great if we could get coffee, or see the new documentary at that independent place tucked away just for us, or even go to a game and sweat away in the seats for five hours, and maybe that pause is telling me that could happen, maybe? I hope so.
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Generosity the trait of fools Politically suspect Almost illegal ----- Modesty What a joke Ain't gonna get you on t v ---- Honesty Only if you got to ----- Love Geez! ----- I walk the streets I know that I will find you there
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May 29, 2013
May 29, 2013 at 5:47 PM UTC
enough
Geez, I'm so bored ... Leading a very busy life Working a job that's physically demanding Four days a week Returned to school, to create a path to a new Destiny School is filled with books, research and homework Four days a week Yet, I'm so bored ... Keeping up with the demands of work and school Home life is quiet, not much to do So,I relax Guessing with a friend to talk to and play, my boredom would go away
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Nov 22, 2014
Nov 22, 2014 at 12:45 PM UTC
Boredom
How can I manage not to punch you in the face?   When all you can do is to put me in disgrace Roses are red Violet are blue Move away you *****  I'm not talking to you. Yow *****  Don't be a snitch!  Mind your own business you nasty witch. Hey Big headed!  Don't you have friends? Telling all the gossips?  Oh!  You're Insane. Oh my!  Don't be so pure,  acting like innocent who the hell are you? Oh geez! Are you Insecure?  Making yourself ensure? How can you be so sure? Keep your **** together my little butterfly. Time is so precious so try to be nice Clock is ticking pray for you life Karma will be a bigger ***** Than I'll ever need to be.
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Dec 1, 2019
Dec 1, 2019 at 12:41 AM UTC
Purring Mad