This list will really help you see,
All the life hacks that you need,
How to think and how to be,
If you are of human breed.
Pride- Don't be proud, everything you have achieved,
Is thanks to god(in which you HAVE to believe).
Envy- Don't want what others have, even if their **** is better,
if their gf's *** is fatter.(you'll end up in hell)
Gluttony-eat only as much as you need, and don't
enjoy any of your meals( food is as bad as *** it seems)
Lust-don't ever wish to ****, even when down on your luck
(and you haven't smashed in months)
Anger- don't be angry at the man who ******* your mom and took your land(you sure have to understand, he's a righteous Christian man)
Greed- don't want more and don't try,or you will surely roast,
your life should be sacrifice, only Jesus needs a Porche.
Oh and I almost forgot, Noone likes to **** a Sloth.
If you abide by these rules,
You'd avoid a lot of fun.
But as a righteous Christian fool,
That's a job that's all but done.
How archaic rules opress human nature and how noone really abides by them but would make others do so(usually by force, thresats, child indoctrination, mindwashing and cult-ish smiles)