my friend said she’s Quirky Angsty And different She’s not she’s insecure And I don’t mean any offence bu that statement But she thinks the chains around her neck make her appeal to her abuser And the fact that she’s never, really, properly drunk and yet pretends she’s wild and has lives lives she hasn’t She says “ if you ever need someone to be a crackhead I’m right here” She’s not She’s insecure She has sisters I have brothers And although we’re no longer defined by genders I think we are now She wants to be like her younger sister But she’s not popular like her She lacks for charisma But is sweet and kind She thinks “cage the elephant” is indie music And thinks listening to the strokes makes her cool And that turning of capital letters on her phone somehow makes her “not like other girls” She’s wrong I don’t do any of that **** and I don’t pretend to be quirky, angsty, and different And all the boys prefer me. And yet I’m insecure She should go back to fan-girling over Shakespeare And writing books and poetry for fun You’re not Quirky Angsty And different you’re just insecure Ok yeah good. ? ! Got it perf. Vibes. Cool,,, lel!’v
this isn't meant to cause offence just meant to make an observation on fakeness (As said by Hugo) but yeah. enjoy and don't take it TOO personally
i feel like i annoy people because i get over-excited about taylor swift or twenty one pilots i get made fun of for it but i just laugh along with them how am i supposed to explain that im still here because of their music
1 month 13 days until scaled and icy 29 hours until fearless taylors version
and i'm still gonna end up crying myself to sleep tonight
A romantic would love you, Someone from the 19th century would too, A kind old man would love you, A child's pure heart would love you, My grandmother would love you, And I love you too, sometimes... But please stop chirping so much at 5 am, I'm trying to sleep.
I happily extend out a helping-hand I always communicate with you in advance I poured my heart out to give I am honest with you & also positive
But the minute I ask a favor of you...
You continue to give me excuses You have delays in responding with zero solutions You’re able to buy accessories from your wallet; Yet, can’t pay back what you promised You ghost me days-weeks-months until you need me again
Here’s my letter of resignation. My loyalty & services are no longer needed, farewell old friend
Best to leave with peace than prove your point. Carry on
A quick stab in the side, At least it will save him from "bEiNg BoReD" Talking, snickering, whispering, talking, talking, Just a quick stab in the back! Maybe a hammer to the temple, And a shot through the heart...
No? Well, fine. Ruin my fun. I assure you he'll be back soon If Satan couldn't listen to Jesus, This ****** won't stay a day in hell.
Life as a cat? That's where it's at. The cat is so beloved, the humans offer a beach of crystals to use as a toilet each week. We may be fancy, but don't fall for those ridiculous stories. we don't wear hats or speak. As a cat, you get to sleep all day. Then, when you wake up, the humans are ready to play. If they get annoying, just bat them with your paw and they'll usually go away. If an intruder makes its presence known, scratch and *** on the walls to let them know "you're in my space. This is my home and mine alone." Well, I think that's all I have to say. Remember, show your humans love, and you'll be treated like a god for the rest of your days.