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Jenny Gordon Dec 2018
...with your beer-laden breath.

(sonnet #MMMMMMMDXL)

If owly-eyed is cute, then hug me hence.
But all I've got in suitors are in pale
Excuse, erm, rogues; these steal my kisses, frail
As aught retort, "you asked for it!" What thence?
Where did the fellows I knew for intents
Back in my youth go?  Why but scoundrels' scale
Of int'rest now?!  Why pray for love t'avail,
And find the LORD's forgotten me? oh whence?
Meet guys online???!  Yes, laugh so hard that your
Sides ache, and they are wicked like whom to
My face think having *** the fourth date'd cure
Our young relationship.  What shall I do?!
I pray, and rot away.  O LORD, why's poor
I ask for fruit, for children?  Hear me too?

Men's favourite query on eharmony is:  "Are you physically affectionate in relationships?"  So I finally retorted with:  "Do you wear your underwear on your head?"
Temporal Fugue Nov 2018
*** They're still trying
like a cold sore that won't heal
a plethora multiplying
no intellectual appeal

Got another threatening email
"we know your password and account"
just another pitiful fall and fail
demanding an exorbitant amount

"We sent this from your email!
as proof we own you now!"
send the money now they wail
"you'll regret not doing so
someway, and somehow!"

Don't succumb to these ****** dolts
saying they've got you compromised
let us rise up, descry and revolt
against the twits and give them
a rude surprise
Got too applaud the tenacity, but ridicule the absurdity and stupidity of amateurs, sad :|
Holy ****, people people people, don't fall prey too these pinheads, if they had hacked your account, they would have locked you out!

Soooooooooooo pitiful, gotta laugh ;D
Maegan deme Oct 2018
people have written about everything,
nothing has been left to be found.
I've tried to find what wasn't left over,
but it's gone.

there's been poet's and scribes,
prophets and writs;
but they're gone,
for now.
until another one reincarnates.

love is nothing new to us.
and war never changes to.
but what we write is just rhetoric,
maybe that is too.

what's written makes no sense.
but there's no more writing to found.
weird how i'm writing
what already seems so profound.
we've reached everything, but haven't found the end.
is writing just a super-task of infinitesimally unfinished words. or do you have to furnish all the poems with fancy oak and gold
Temporal Fugue Oct 2018
I was told today
by a troll
I've been hacked
and compromised

I was told today
by this troll
pay up or there'll
be a surprise

I was told get
me some bitcoins
you're at the mercy
of our wishes and commands

Get a couple dozen
or we'll release
everything to everyone
pay heed to our demands

They're clueless ****** fools
I've no secrets in email
just another trollish tool
used against a woman, or a man

I casually hit delete
emptied all the trash
the hacker with no clue
a troll from somewhere in Sudan
Serious, got an email telling it was gonna release all my secrets and **** to loved ones and friends, they had hacked my puter and had taken control of  my webcam LOL, what a weak pathetic extortion attempt *******.
Temporal Fugue Sep 2018
This is more of a rant
than a rhyme
more of a shame
than a crime

A corporate hypocrisy
lying too the rank and the file
selling an imaged philosophy
like feces dumped and compiled

It rattles in the eves and gutters
what they say but will not do
adding up the liberal numbers
monies just passing thru

Austin's HEB's no way no how free bags
in all of the towns that surround
you'll find that bureaucracy lags
given away plastic and brown

No greater bow ****** liberals
than to cave and give in too fools
that bags given free without doubt
took up less in city landfill
than the ones you pay for
like tools
A small explanation of the issue here in Austin Texas, a few yrs ago the Austin city council in it's total ability to be idiotic, passed a law that says you can't give away the onion skin bags, due to the environmental impact. So, all retail stores had to use reusable bags. Recently (this year) a federal court has ruled this illegal and an injunction was filed on behalf of the people of ****** land (ooooops, I meant Austin) that allows retailers to once more give away free onion skin bags to customers. Most intelligent retialers realized this was ****** and once more provided such bags too it's customers, with the exception of.....
I went too the Grocery store (HEB Henry E Butts!)
and bought some groceries (mostly beer ;D) and saw these bags behind the counter and grabbed a few for my stuff, at which point the a-** cashier, named Brett, informed me those were not available as they were only for cold items (I know, beer is cold? isn't it?) If he hadn't of been a **** about it I would have simply let it pass, but those who know me, know, I can't let such rudeness go unpoetic. Sooooo, over came the manager, who blamed the policy on corporate HEB. The same corporation that allows such bags to be free at all surrounding cities and towns, just not, in Austin!
Hypocrisy at it's finest! IMO ;D

names have been changed to protect dumb ***** and liberals (named Brett) ;D
Temporal Fugue Aug 2018
Sorrow and sadness reign
for all who were involved
the cast a run-a-way train
no problems new or old, were solved

She left of her own accord
I would have counseled no
no poet's loss afford
silence of doves and crows

No villains and no heroes
when three year olds goto war
for intellect's opposed
as egos bruised
and sore
I know both sides in this, there is no innocence by any, despite the protestations of many of either side! ALL Trolls, are Trolls, not just the select!

D: I am saddened by all of this, the loss of a poetic voice as well as the idiocy of all involved.
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
confessional poets,           borrowing
from the  Catholic  sacrament
of confession, unburden  themselves
of their most twisted,
  hidden          desires;
Beat poets grab  their
      words          wherever
they find themselves,                       thus      
informed          &          realizing that all                      words
are *******; everyone is lying;  
mankind's most brilliant
geniuses     are idiots;
Mozart, Michelangelo, Da Vinci,
Dylan & Zuckerberg;
Jesus Christ; not one
          of them knew enough to    
come in out of the                 rain;
Temporal Fugue Jun 2018
No way
No how
No where
Not in this reality

Not possible
Not real
Not happening
No possibility

We are so outnumbered
We are defeated before we begin
Acumen too back of the bus
Far more now, of them

****** reigns triumphant
A four or more to one ratio
Brain power underdone
Static upon the radio

They will bury us
With rights we've granted them
Protecting them from their own
Self vandalis-i-nem
(yes, I made it up)

Not later, but sooner
Not like you'll see it coming
****** sneaking up on you
Laws and rights, sans intellect
We have hit that gradient my friends
the tipping point of humanity
reaching the foregone end
of life, love, and sanity

****** is as ****** does
heard and known for fact
too late now, unheeded words
no how, no way, ever
to go back
Sam May 2018
You're ******.
A bigot with nothing better to do
You just want to upset people
Because you got your ego crushed
You're just an
Temporal Fugue May 2018
There once was a spammer from Prague
his traffic a plague, and a fog
till came the day
they took him away
now Interpol's lacky, and dog
We need more stories of such **** being brought to justice.
No, I don't consider them hero's, but a plague of semi-educated idiots scamming the system, that in and of itself, is inane and ******. :D

I'm not really angry
just disappointed :)
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