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"cardigans" poems
Quick break-up Senryus. Pick one to quickly, cut that relationship cord: I'm sorry, What'd you say? I can't hear you (confused look) - we’re breaking up. You’re the guy that every girl at our school wants - it's their lucky day. It's time that we took our relationship to the previous level. I still cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. . . Songs for this: Love on the Rocks by Lizzie Mintz Lovefool by The Cardigans Nothing Can Stop Us by Saint Etienne Forever by X-Cetra
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Sep 5, 2025
Sep 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM UTC
Breakup Senryus
You just can't compete with **** Me boots. The leather-clad calves that whisper "come to bed... I promise so many touches" Cardigans merely dictate "shoulders maybe... You  so much as peek at my collarbones, and you're done for, Mister." Spoken - Maybe I would tease... "Try only, to kiss my cheek because I'm on the boring bus" (and especially in your Chamber) Or so you would suppose. But inside this sweater, I'm a Butterfly.
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Mar 4, 2011
Mar 4, 2011 at 8:09 AM UTC
Brontë
Smooth, silky hair tied in a high ponytail Clear lip gloss Fingernails painted pale pink The perfect girl next door Pastel cardigans and sweaters were her thing Waking up with red, swollen, puffy eyes Staring at her reflection in the mirror for hours And reappearing fresh cuts on her wrist Yet no one knew the blackness growing darker in her What's done is done No way to go back in time A little attention would've been sufficient to stop it But to be fair She got it in the end As her body laid on the ground With blood gushing out of her hand
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Nov 10, 2017
Nov 10, 2017 at 4:52 AM UTC
The Perfect Girl Next Door
# The Perfect Girl As most would describe her Quite, sweet a lovely delight but be weary boys the perfect girl bites Short brown hair with a strange splash of colour Light blue eyes that couldn't get any duller The girl was once pure An absolute saint she went to church weekly Till he covered her with a fresh coat of paint Warm cardigans and jeans that was her fashion until the boy on the pedestal came into her life crashing   A girl so perfect was doomed from the start She fell instantly for him but he had no heart Changing her style and the way that she looked trying to gain his attention and surely he was hooked   Low cut shirts and extremely short shorts forgetting her bra and fixing her looks dropping her grades and breaking the rules she became a new girl but her reputation stood She was just another game but only at the start For somehow pedestal boy had suddenly grown a heart A relationship grew and they both were obsessed A static connection that was somehow messed The tables had turned and so had her heart Perfect girl made a choice Lets be apart.
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Mar 3, 2018
Mar 3, 2018 at 10:51 PM UTC
Perfect Girl
Truth is, I suppose I really would like to be one of those girls who frollicks in the sun in white dresses and ballet slipper pink cardigans. But I can't. Something inside me fears it, I don't feel... safe in those colors. They don't fit me. I'd like to look like Kalel from Wonderland Wardrobe, but she's like every other girl, tiny and naturally cute. I'm too big to wear those clothes. I have a big head and big arms and a long torso and strong horse legs. I'd like to be a lady, cute and sweet, but I was born unfeminite. I was born ugly. A goblin amongst humans. I'd like to wear my hair like that and flaunt just like all of them, but I could never do that, for I was not made like that. I wasn't made for lace and ribbons I was made for leather and chains even better, a box, a cardboard box suits me best as it'd hide all my features and keep my hidden from the world. Phantom of the opera, I do love the opera, covering my pig face in a mask and stumpy body in a black shroud. I'm doomed to be like this. I wanted to be like the other girls so bad but I couldn't and I started to hate it, hate those colors and stupid flowers and ribbons and makeup- because they didn't look good on me, made me look like a fool. And now I'm trapped in black, black, black, black and more black only ever black black and bulky because my body isn't like theirs and my head is big and like that of a pig, so I'm stuck hiding knowing I'll never be able to wear white dresses or those Ballet Slipper Pink cardigans.
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May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 5:04 PM UTC
White and Ballet Slipper Pink
Truth is, I suppose I really would like to be one of those girls who frollicks in the sun in white dresses and ballet slipper pink cardigans. But I can't. Something inside me fears it, I don't feel... safe in those colors. They don't fit me. I'd like to look like Kalel from Wonderland Wardrobe, but she's like every other girl, tiny and naturally cute. I'm too big to wear those clothes. I have a big head and big arms and a long torso and strong horse legs. I'd like to be a lady, cute and sweet, but I was born unfeminite. I was born ugly. A goblin amongst humans. I'd like to wear my hair like that and flaunt just like all of them, but I could never do that, for I was not made like that. I wasn't made for lace and ribbons I was made for leather and chains even better, a box, a cardboard box suits me best as it'd hide all my features and keep my hidden from the world. Phantom of the opera, I do love the opera, covering my pig face in a mask and stumpy body in a black shroud. I'm doomed to be like this. I wanted to be like the other girls so bad but I couldn't and I started to hate it, hate those colors and stupid flowers and ribbons and makeup- because they didn't look good on me, made me look like a fool. And now I'm trapped in black, black, black, black and more black only ever black black and bulky because my body isn't like theirs and my head is big and like that of a pig, so I'm stuck hiding knowing I'll never be able to wear white dresses or those Ballet Slipper Pink cardigans.
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golfers riding mechanical bulls. puking on street corners. awkward cops. angry to boot. ***** fights. purple dresses. gold heels. greasy cheesesteaks. shuffle board AND bocce ball. spirit'o'mericuh. doritos. cool ranch AND nacho cheese. white and black pin strip cardigans. breast pumps or sound amplifiers? ****** indie. photo booth bombs. hot tea. cheap whiskey. expensive cocktails. sticky icky danky green. missed shows. long lines. wait. remind me why im here again?
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Mar 15, 2013
Mar 15, 2013 at 5:45 PM UTC
south by south what
You're like a window Light shines through But it's dark inside Cardigans for Curtains All those lovely shapes, beside Depending on the weather Sometimes you're blue (Don't forget I can see through) Sometimes you're black Sometimes stars get stuck            Fixation, Oxygen deprivation Where would we be without you...?                     dot, dot, dot, Question The stars get stuck in the cracks Obviously a metaphor for your flaws And these lines/curves/obscurities                   of my vision Help me see you Prism, dancing, and trying to age like wine Getting, getting better all the time Reflect it back    Childhood Magnolia leaves Currently being abandoned              Streets Real Estate    And different Paint Then College NOT taking you're money "Too bad, see you next time honey" Lanterns and Moths like houseguests    Here to assess the property damage You are not Real Estate You are a Window Light shines through Ivy like a crown Curtains like a blanket You're looking from the corner Feeling like the abandoned streets Ex boyfriend like kids throwing stones                       their blind, so they usually miss...you're beauty You may crack, fracture, fractal But you are Urban                    There will be renewal Here comes the repairman (Not that you need a man)             Band-aids & stickers Heartache like a stomachache And he's looking in There's the Windowsill Light Shines through You are more than a Window But it's dark inside
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Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 6:18 PM UTC
She's no Metaphor, She's no Simile
You're like a window Light shines through But it's dark inside Cardigans for Curtains All those lovely shapes, beside Depending on the weather Sometimes you're blue (Don't forget I can see through) Sometimes you're black Sometimes stars get stuck            Fixation, Oxygen deprivation Where would we be without you...?                     dot, dot, dot, Question The stars get stuck in the cracks Obviously a metaphor for your flaws And these lines/curves/obscurities                   of my vision Help me see you Prism, dancing, and trying to age like wine Getting, getting better all the time Reflect it back    Childhood Magnolia leaves Currently being abandoned              Streets Real Estate    And different Paint Then College NOT taking you're money "Too bad, see you next time honey" Lanterns and Moths like houseguests    Here to assess the property damage You are not Real Estate You are a Window Light shines through Ivy like a crown Curtains like a blanket You're looking from the corner Feeling like the abandoned streets Ex boyfriend like kids throwing stones                       their blind, so they usually miss...you're beauty You may crack, fracture, fractal But you are Urban                    There will be renewal Here comes the repairman (Not that you need a man)             Band-aids & stickers Heartache like a stomachache And he's looking in There's the Windowsill Light Shines through You are more than a Window But it's dark inside
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Thump Thump. Butterflies crawl in my chest. Thoughts swirl around in my head. I can’t focus or see straight. This is anxiety. And it’s not something I talk about often, though it’s more common than one might think, where my heart pounds so loud and anxious thoughts threaten to drown out everything that makes me, Me. You see, my brain sees simple things incorrectly. Texts and sometimes the thought of leaving the house sends adrenaline coursing through my system like a thousand shots of caffeine into my bloodstream. The logical parts of me fled on the first flight out of town, leaving me to feel the tremors and full force tsunami on the ground. Anxiety is a lot like love, but it’s a battle not a dance. A lifetime, not five minutes. Unlike love, it’s often violent. But just like love, it’s quite silent. Anxiety feels like hunger, but stronger. Like fear, but it lasts longer. Writing this poem has quelled the qualms that anxiety often spells. I wish that I could be honest about this part of me. But it's one of those things you’re trained not to talk about from a young age. Because unless you’re depressed, medicated, or heaven forbid you’re not seeing a therapist, then it’s not bad enough to qualify. It’s not big enough to report. I’m not suffering enough. But if you could just feel my heart beating fast. If you could interpret the swell of my tell-tale blush. If you could whisk your fingers through all of my thoughts. If you could only hear all of the things I’m feeling but can’t quite express. Then you would know that my silence is telling. I may be smiling, but currently I’m fighting for sanity in my own mind. The mind I feel is no longer mine. I’m walking a dangerous tightrope slope. My mind is a minefield of poisonous butterflies. They threaten to swallow me alive, so I tread the violence quietly. I fear when I expose you to this side of me, you’ll only see anxiety or that maybe I’m lying. But anxiety is not me. I am more than mixed up brain signals. The rest of me is cardigans in the summer, because it’s cold inside. I am mock converse and ponytails and words on paper, thoughts poured out, slowly. I just feel anxious Sometimes. More than normal, actually. But I’m dealing with it. And I’m no less me.
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Sep 30, 2016
Sep 30, 2016 at 3:41 PM UTC
The Beast Within
Thump Thump. Butterflies crawl in my chest. Thoughts swirl around in my head. I can’t focus or see straight. This is anxiety. And it’s not something I talk about often, though it’s more common than one might think, where my heart pounds so loud and anxious thoughts threaten to drown out everything that makes me, Me. You see, my brain sees simple things incorrectly. Texts and sometimes the thought of leaving the house sends adrenaline coursing through my system like a thousand shots of caffeine into my bloodstream. The logical parts of me fled on the first flight out of town, leaving me to feel the tremors and full force tsunami on the ground. Anxiety is a lot like love, but it’s a battle not a dance. A lifetime, not five minutes. Unlike love, it’s often violent. But just like love, it’s quite silent. Anxiety feels like hunger, but stronger. Like fear, but it lasts longer. Writing this poem has quelled the qualms that anxiety often spells. I wish that I could be honest about this part of me. But it's one of those things you’re trained not to talk about from a young age. Because unless you’re depressed, medicated, or heaven forbid you’re not seeing a therapist, then it’s not bad enough to qualify. It’s not big enough to report. I’m not suffering enough. But if you could just feel my heart beating fast. If you could interpret the swell of my tell-tale blush. If you could whisk your fingers through all of my thoughts. If you could only hear all of the things I’m feeling but can’t quite express. Then you would know that my silence is telling. I may be smiling, but currently I’m fighting for sanity in my own mind. The mind I feel is no longer mine. I’m walking a dangerous tightrope slope. My mind is a minefield of poisonous butterflies. They threaten to swallow me alive, so I tread the violence quietly. I fear when I expose you to this side of me, you’ll only see anxiety or that maybe I’m lying. But anxiety is not me. I am more than mixed up brain signals. The rest of me is cardigans in the summer, because it’s cold inside. I am mock converse and ponytails and words on paper, thoughts poured out, slowly. I just feel anxious Sometimes. More than normal, actually. But I’m dealing with it. And I’m no less me.
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I'm gonna wear my weathered cardigans and be swallowed by the pack of Seattle commutes with my vinyl records in one hand, a guitar in the other, and a backpack full of J. Kerouac and C. Bukowski and R. Adams and L. Cohen. I gonna live off of the San Francisco Bay saltwater and the bummed cigarettes outside of bars that play nicotine music to my ears. I'm gonna sleep on the ground in front of cookie-cutter houses with their fence posts painted white. I'll feel my psyche strum its last chord and soon I'll be gone without a sound. I'm gonna die in a new town where nobody knows my name. I'll be a Chicago artist full of New York poetry, a Great Britain romantic full of Alameda Victorian architecture, or a Nebraska idiot full of Midwest ambition.
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Mar 25, 2013
Mar 25, 2013 at 11:58 AM UTC
Weathered Cardigans
it’ll be shaved legs and summer dresses without cardigans sunkissed hair, skin, eyes even though you’ll never know, I wonder, would your eyes burst out of their sockets like rockets if you saw that much of my skin under healthy light? instead of naked in your bed I’m untouchable, a fantasy, barefoot in a meadow skin so wanted - though she’ll be wearing hers blatantly and ready for you to have, smoking a cigarette she says is her last because ‘she’s only smoked three this week’ she’s proud, sure she is though you’re not even sure you care at all and the sun makes the day longer the moon makes the night as romantic as Paris and you’ll get along even though you don’t smoke and she doesn’t know what it means to not need you and she doesn’t know what it means when you’re with and crave the skin of another woman - like me for instance - but you’ll get along like sea turtles or baby pandas playing under sheets or spontaneously in your kitchen weaving breaths weaving beats an effortless ****** then heavy sleep because you two know what it’s like to know each other that well yeah, you’ll get along for months to come
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Apr 17, 2013
Apr 17, 2013 at 4:27 AM UTC
you'll get along
Department store leg warmers sharing the stage with thrift store achievements candle wax and I can't recognize futuristic defeat. Here in my corner red lights, behind plenty of ears and tattoos cardigans, cardigans galore. I've seen them all before, these cardboard cutouts. Lamp, desk, repeat lamp, desk, repeat. I love the view when everything dissipates into jean and jean and t-shirt I was reading when you're pineapple hair scooped up my conscious mind behind books and bags, books and bags and cups.
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Jan 8, 2013
Jan 8, 2013 at 12:16 AM UTC
15 Novemeber 2012
I wake day after day with the same lingering dismay of what my life has become & of what is supposedly my fate synthetic happiness works no longer & I find the craving for death inside me growing stronger old habits come again disguised as friends that like me better in cardigans that never let my scars show this might all go away, maybe after one more blow? songs and trees and mysteries are not enough to keep me intrigued and the bridge I walk by everyday is so appealing to take a leap and end it once & for all The idea of living much longer makes my skin crawl & so I am restless and I get into brawls & succumb to my sadness as it became my downfall I can never quench it for I don’t have the gall as I hit my head against the wall Artificial honey used to do the trick you see a simple lick made me forget my misery even though it sometimes made me jittery it was also my only escape It is my high and it leads me to my low but who cares! The tears always flow wether I’m joyful or filled with woe this illness sits on my shoulder like a crow & I have to accept that I am shackled and it truly has me baffled that I can only set myself free by slitting my wrists or drowning in a sea.
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Dec 30, 2018
Dec 30, 2018 at 6:31 PM UTC
Artificial Honey
I am a rare breed. I'm a soft breeze in the very beginning of fall. The little orange leaf that's fallen off the branch of a forty foot tall tree. I am cardigans and ginger hair braided back with a little daisy chain tucked behind my ears. I am the smell of a new book right if the shelf of Barns And Nobel. I am the leather bound journal used for writing down the secrets God shares with His children. I am twinkly lights hung around white walls. A sweet smelling candle and warm pumpkin pie.
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Mar 23, 2015
Mar 23, 2015 at 12:11 AM UTC
I Am A Rare Breed
Decorum is corrupt, decorum is dead, the books we told were good have all been read. Fitzgerald has been bled dry by institutions, teachers and those guys in red chrome cardigans. Those Pennine walks have turned to drunken talks in the eaves of the night, high above conscious thought and the cold glow candle light The long haul flights back to the heavenly sight of tyre black tarmac have become tedious meditations; though those lamentations still exist within my wrists, a yearning for your riverside kiss. Bus journeys along roads and routes I already knew are changing without consultation, it’s temporary probation, an experimentation, a test of time well spent. Time well spent in ground floor, high rent, properties, fading away into a slack attitude disease. Needles and fluid, *** and Cupid won’t lift you from this perpetual stall, nor will anything at all; though maybe plans scribbled down on napkin edge corners will. With thought, white paper vertices can quickly become mountain range peaks. Throw politeness out of your transport’s window and become a widow to the road, black veil eyes, cold and grainy, lost in your endeavour to find somewhere new to feel safe and clever. Take those books that you thought were good to tear into the new prose of the year. Rip title pages and dedication pages and index pages from the spine and throw them in the air to make a new line of literature and pain. Take also your pencils and strip them of their back bone lead and shave them into clean kindling for fire start shavings for a warmer lonely camp bed. It’s there and then, in your fake polyester, four season sleeping bag womb that’ll you’ll experience the darkened tomb of unbound freedom. But like paragraphs of small print found in the back of the squint-again-magazines, freedom comes at a price, as if long hair and lice or poverty and bedroom escapade vice.
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Apr 8, 2013
Apr 8, 2013 at 12:51 PM UTC
DECORUM IS CORRUPT, DECORUM IS DEAD
Decorum is corrupt, decorum is dead, the books we told were good have all been read. Fitzgerald has been bled dry by institutions, teachers and those guys in red chrome cardigans. Those Pennine walks have turned to drunken talks in the eaves of the night, high above conscious thought and the cold glow candle light The long haul flights back to the heavenly sight of tyre black tarmac have become tedious meditations; though those lamentations still exist within my wrists, a yearning for your riverside kiss. Bus journeys along roads and routes I already knew are changing without consultation, it’s temporary probation, an experimentation, a test of time well spent. Time well spent in ground floor, high rent, properties, fading away into a slack attitude disease. Needles and fluid, *** and Cupid won’t lift you from this perpetual stall, nor will anything at all; though maybe plans scribbled down on napkin edge corners will. With thought, white paper vertices can quickly become mountain range peaks. Throw politeness out of your transport’s window and become a widow to the road, black veil eyes, cold and grainy, lost in your endeavour to find somewhere new to feel safe and clever. Take those books that you thought were good to tear into the new prose of the year. Rip title pages and dedication pages and index pages from the spine and throw them in the air to make a new line of literature and pain. Take also your pencils and strip them of their back bone lead and shave them into clean kindling for fire start shavings for a warmer lonely camp bed. It’s there and then, in your fake polyester, four season sleeping bag womb that’ll you’ll experience the darkened tomb of unbound freedom. But like paragraphs of small print found in the back of the squint-again-magazines, freedom comes at a price, as if long hair and lice or poverty and bedroom escapade vice.
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You, with your cookbooks and cardigans And me, with my pretzels and poetry Together occupy a tiny space in this great big world Your fire melts me and my cold tempers your flame And together we evaporate leaving behind nothing but traces of your love for me and mine for you.
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Dec 30, 2015
Dec 30, 2015 at 12:54 AM UTC
Traces
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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Sep 12, 2015
Sep 12, 2015 at 8:58 PM UTC
serialisation of western society (triage appointments)
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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The blackberries be coming. Thorny brambles being fruity. In shades and tones of ruby red, gooseberry green and mauve, shiny in late summer sun. In spite of a little the summer sun, a sure fire sign that summer's done. An odd day dons a beach umbrella, a sun hat and a deck chair. The coming in of autumn slowly, Provocative of cardigans and rain hats. Here we go, All fall down. Anyone fancy a crumble or pie. Spite the end of summer days. Smack autumn in the eye. There be bonus upon the yield be given from the hedgehog bush. (c)LIVVI
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Aug 9, 2016
Aug 9, 2016 at 11:34 AM UTC
FRUIT FALL
Did you know they pay people to study here, to stay here after studying? It’s the human capital flight of the tech-smart who type faster than an entire room of secretaries in cardigans and pearls. But the bigger question is, if all the brains are draining out like spiders in a shower, then who is still here weighting the state lines down with stones if not zombies? Brainless bodies hungry, crabby, and without an appropriate sense of boundaries. They lure you in with home values and cheap houses—the tired ones who are getting old for their age, who don’t run as fast or as often and want an easy life with chubby children and a yard, or those who are sick of being felt up ‘accidentally’ on the 22 Fillmore bus. This is how they get you. And you stay because it grows on you the way everything grows in Indiana, effortlessly and way too fast. Plus, let’s face it, you’ve gotten lazy and don’t make enough money to one day move away with the kids and the yard and all. So the zombies win. But being Indiana, the neo-conservatists would swoop in to save the day against the zombies who hate us for our freedoms and the liberation of our women. And sometime after the "Mission Accomplished" banner is broadcast to all 50 states from a ship safely tucked away on Lake Michigan, the zombies will regroup again and pick us off like old ladies at the bus station. Then with even more determination and hatred of the living they’ll get fat on intellect until they’ve eaten the last, and the un-dead of Indiana will die of starvation.
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Feb 11, 2012
Feb 11, 2012 at 9:55 AM UTC
Indiana is The Last Place Anyone Wants to Live *or* Brain Drain Isn’t Just a Zombie Apocalypse
Did you know they pay people to study here, to stay here after studying? It’s the human capital flight of the tech-smart who type faster than an entire room of secretaries in cardigans and pearls. But the bigger question is, if all the brains are draining out like spiders in a shower, then who is still here weighting the state lines down with stones if not zombies? Brainless bodies hungry, crabby, and without an appropriate sense of boundaries. They lure you in with home values and cheap houses—the tired ones who are getting old for their age, who don’t run as fast or as often and want an easy life with chubby children and a yard, or those who are sick of being felt up ‘accidentally’ on the 22 Fillmore bus. This is how they get you. And you stay because it grows on you the way everything grows in Indiana, effortlessly and way too fast. Plus, let’s face it, you’ve gotten lazy and don’t make enough money to one day move away with the kids and the yard and all. So the zombies win. But being Indiana, the neo-conservatists would swoop in to save the day against the zombies who hate us for our freedoms and the liberation of our women. And sometime after the "Mission Accomplished" banner is broadcast to all 50 states from a ship safely tucked away on Lake Michigan, the zombies will regroup again and pick us off like old ladies at the bus station. Then with even more determination and hatred of the living they’ll get fat on intellect until they’ve eaten the last, and the un-dead of Indiana will die of starvation.
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My English teacher told me that my sentences didn't have enough commas. Sounds to me like she just needs some looser cardigans. I just want Swarovski crystals and silk pajamas. I want nice bed sheets and curtains. Preferably white and lacy. I want a nice little part time desk job that's only a few days a week. you see, I'm actually a good writer, but it's not straight A's on essays that I seek.
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Mar 2, 2015
Mar 2, 2015 at 4:00 AM UTC
Nice Things
The cardigans have invaded Carnegie Hall Flickering in the reflection of an antique disco ball The piano keys tremble in fear Of the beauty no one will hear Dulled out through a clash of commotion Rumbling in the raging ocean Stomping their feet in senseless rhythm Leaving wayward elbows to cause a schism The violins bellow noise The band play with their toys Everyone seems perfectly content Forgetting how much money they spent Waiting for one lasting memory. Something akin to 'Discovery' Then as the precipice reaches the sun A fire alarm cause everyone to run.
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May 23, 2013
May 23, 2013 at 4:00 PM UTC
I could weep that the old is out of season...B
*actually, the only home i have are the muddy fields of belgium during world war i, or among the jews, but given the jews are settled, i guess i better daydream: i mean i never got the cultural imprint of the english idea of dating... put me in the Czech Republic and i'd be freely participating in ****** any day... this stiffening date-culture never appealed to me, it always felt like a divorce before a marriage: so no amorous fun with body but fun in making out in cordiality of being fully dressed and lapping palettes up with tongue rather than the ******** as if throwing a coconut at Robinson Crusoe? yes?! ah crap... point towards the Zulu clan, i just feel the need to strip naked.* yeah, i believe in meow-meow land, that's the country next to la-la-land... where you're trying to sterilise yourself in terms of organic historicity and integrate yourself in terms of inorganic sterilisation via importing alien values to hush the monogamy crescendo of failure. with the irish telling you: ain't no english... and with scots you shout back: there's no thing as to be treated impossible whether in thought about or moved! the irish want you to have a coarse enough accent as them so you can be belittled... i always favoured the scots, warm-hearted ******** and i too the first hairy-shinned trans-gender kilt loving twirly girl of a music box of cherry tree cheaply picked Muzak for the thrills of shopping for cardigans and pineapples.
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Mar 7, 2016
Mar 7, 2016 at 7:30 PM UTC
change of tactic
it's abut 9pm and I decide I don't want to be alone there was a car crash earlier that day up west towards Salida-- some Kansas man who was killed by a driver trying to pass in the right lane, declared deceased on scene, another man from Monument who was air-lifted to St. Thomas Moore, no critical injuries. I tend to ask God for these big signs, signs that I'll recognize. I tell him that they need to be something I'll notice because you know me, sometimes I can't hear you. Anyway, signs, crashes. A Kansas man died.  It's 9pm and I pull on some jeans and leave the house. I'm supposed to be at a rodeo dancing, but maybe I wasn't supposed to be there after all. I have this white dress in my closet that you can't even see, tucked between everything else because it's so thin, lays flat beneath the aztec smocks and cream cardigans. I take it out and brush it off, thread my fingers through the open lace-- 10pm. When I breathe soft enough the stars look like they're hanging on strings, like I could reach up and snap them off, they'd be no bigger than dew drops on a spider web so light they'd drift up in the night breeze and set up in my own natural atmosphere. What good would it have done me to be there? I only ask myself to assuage the warm fear i've been feeling since Friday night, a lingering umbrage I did not think would stay-- I can see the white stitches in my jeans that look like they're glowing, smells like rain out here. I wish I was out at Chaffey for a quick moment, enveloping someone else in this chanel perfume makin' someone else envious of the way another man got to spin me out-- I'm trying to be all these people at once, an   audience of crowd pleasers piled into one body It's so quiet, I'm so quiet up on the sideways knoll in Florence, tired of letting people down easy off the sidewalk curb and being tossed off the bridge over the state highway myself, I can't help it, I want to say aloud. I can't help that I am this way, collected. calm in hearty hysterics, anxious to tell you about how I've been fixed, that warm fear growin' hotter a coal for every man who suggested I be less than who I am by pourin' more into my cup, I'm trying. I'm trying.
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Jul 31, 2016
Jul 31, 2016 at 7:42 PM UTC
soft country sounds.
it's abut 9pm and I decide I don't want to be alone there was a car crash earlier that day up west towards Salida-- some Kansas man who was killed by a driver trying to pass in the right lane, declared deceased on scene, another man from Monument who was air-lifted to St. Thomas Moore, no critical injuries. I tend to ask God for these big signs, signs that I'll recognize. I tell him that they need to be something I'll notice because you know me, sometimes I can't hear you. Anyway, signs, crashes. A Kansas man died.  It's 9pm and I pull on some jeans and leave the house. I'm supposed to be at a rodeo dancing, but maybe I wasn't supposed to be there after all. I have this white dress in my closet that you can't even see, tucked between everything else because it's so thin, lays flat beneath the aztec smocks and cream cardigans. I take it out and brush it off, thread my fingers through the open lace-- 10pm. When I breathe soft enough the stars look like they're hanging on strings, like I could reach up and snap them off, they'd be no bigger than dew drops on a spider web so light they'd drift up in the night breeze and set up in my own natural atmosphere. What good would it have done me to be there? I only ask myself to assuage the warm fear i've been feeling since Friday night, a lingering umbrage I did not think would stay-- I can see the white stitches in my jeans that look like they're glowing, smells like rain out here. I wish I was out at Chaffey for a quick moment, enveloping someone else in this chanel perfume makin' someone else envious of the way another man got to spin me out-- I'm trying to be all these people at once, an   audience of crowd pleasers piled into one body It's so quiet, I'm so quiet up on the sideways knoll in Florence, tired of letting people down easy off the sidewalk curb and being tossed off the bridge over the state highway myself, I can't help it, I want to say aloud. I can't help that I am this way, collected. calm in hearty hysterics, anxious to tell you about how I've been fixed, that warm fear growin' hotter a coal for every man who suggested I be less than who I am by pourin' more into my cup, I'm trying. I'm trying.
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O hear! i listen the winters walk They come here with their serene talk To make us lethargic as they knock But i love the chilly blow Dat blows around and makes us glow The rosy cheeks and red nose Ah!  Wait around as now sneezing  goes Fullsleeves enter as my cardigans rowed My blankets go fat as fluffy as my cat Adieu summer as i welcome winter O hear! I listen the winter walk
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Nov 19, 2012
Nov 19, 2012 at 2:57 PM UTC
WINTER WALKS IN..
I miss you You always smelled like flowers Like a woman I wanted that scent so I could breathe it in every day and feel you picture you put in on and become you I still want to become you You're perfect Your ***** blond hair Your moon-shaped glasses Your shoulder bag Your salads Your smile Your quick wit Those rebellious ears that stick out Just like you do In a crowd The freckles and tiny hairs on your arms Your slim fingers So perfect So immaculate So precise Your forest green cardigans and white dress shirts Your tweed jacket and pants Your ancient blackberry Your voice Smooth as milk and honey Your exercises Your books Your mind Your ring Which you no longer wear What do divorced men do with their rings? Do they make love to them?
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Mar 29, 2012
Mar 29, 2012 at 5:04 PM UTC
Divorced Men