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hurricanes can’t survive where this northern boys rules,
it is just a geographic magazine truth,
everybody knows the slow frenetic taking is a compromise,
my tongue parachutes inside the dome and the soft down
comforter is on the floor in the hotel room with a view of
fifth avenue and central park and the occasional glance outside,
a landing zone for the V-day parapoets
room service delivers in god’s love we trust.
i teach you my mastery and you laugh
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is that the best you got
and I laugh
cause we don’t got hurricanes in manhattan
unless they are man made
and the shower handle won’t turn us off
in what time zone is it am4:29
and you feed me verses like long legged spaghetti lines,
and i say too fast too fast and you say too bad too bad
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Taxider-me good when I expire.
Stuff me like a ****** pig
Hang me over mantle fires,
Hunt me like a brain dead
White hot wet tire
Lead sock dumpster fire,
Shotgun **** boy
Decoy duck faced
Quacky little bird sound
When you hear it coming duck!
If farmer Ted is after you
You're running out of luck
Totin' shotgun and bird shot,
Son, he's aiming not to please
He's sneaking close behind you bird
You better hold your sneeze
Cuz your feathers are a tickler
Your bill is orange and bright
While the farmer is a stickler
He will sup on bird tonight
Lord love a duck!
Of him you mustn't run a fowl
Pain from your freshly plucked feathers
Will be enough to make you howl!
7/17/2019 - Poetry form: Light Verse - This is the first poem in my new e-book "Bird Beaks & Bee's Knees", a collection of bird-brained poems that attempt to answer the following question: What can you do when you're as busy as a bee and life bugs you to the point where you cry fowl? And there you go, barking at the geese, ducks and swans, swatting carpenter bees with your tennis racket and drowning ants with your water hose as if that will help. The Woodpecker Gazette calls it "A silly, idiotic and unintelligent must-read." So as not to run afoul of the grammar police, please understand that my poetic license is up to date, misspelled words are intentional and the use of puns is clearly authorized. Why in the world would I use puns? To make it more punny, of course! Ok, I'll stop now. Maybe...
Five long years I gave you
I will never gain back
Waiting for a careless driver
To get his life on track
Your plan did not include slowing down
You swore you would stop but you lied
As soon as I buckled my seatbelt
You swerved, I was then stuck for the ride
The road was bumpy, we flew too fast
I was scared the brakes would go out
Careening and navigating blind corners
Lack of concern filled me with doubt.
Each broken traffic law
Proof of your foolish bravery
I begged you to switch down a gear
Hand over the ignition key
Full of pride, you refused to change seats
Convinced me I was safer riding shotgun
Promised this lengthy joy ride was over
That your old wicked ways were done
Should have never gotten into your car
I see now you are addicted to the speed
You always choose the dangerous road
What you want not what you need
I eventually grabbed the steering wheel
We collided; a frightening flash
Now we are injured survivors
Trying to heal wounds left by this crash
You are always in the driver's seat, you just might not know it.
I'm feeling hesitant
To ever fall asleep
Again, let alone tonight
I can't stop wondering
This thing inside a hollow casing
That I call me
Begs for nothing
I can't believe its almost four fifteen
And the sun is already glowing outside my window
I hate you and I just want to be alone....
Why can't I be alone
Its your fault I hate myself, I hate that you exist, get out of me
I don't want to live this
Blazed in crimson over my digital alarm clock
I barely hear the noise, the thoughts crowding out of my head
*******, I just want to be alone
I pry myself up
A headache unrealized blinds me for more than a second
Do I look in the mirror....
Seems like an easy choice, but I still choose wrong
My feet barely keep balance as I stumble over clutter
Things left to remind me of the lack of progression
Head pounding, blood crawling
Life at a standstill
Pass out on the couch, get up hours later
Missed my buss
Better just shoot myself
Sun, heat and sweat
and what remains but the bone
the indecipherable whisper on our ear
the bitter aftertaste of a potent drink
you show me your tattoos, i show you mine
you show me your scars, i show you my poems
you show me your breast, i show you my
sun, heat and sweat
the ghost of a body that has not yet died
pill after pill till the stomach is pumped
till the brain swims in endorphins, nirvana, heaven
till the night screams to be heard and the moans fade
till the bone-sun rises and clobbers our throbbing skulls
for once i want to sleep by 10:00 pm sharp
for once i want to know what the birds sing
what maria callas means by "vissi d'arte"
for once i yearn to be silenced
by another's dream
dissolve in the radiance of a pure syllable
vanish beyond the confines of light
Originally a collab between Z and X
I'm trying to broaden my creativity, so I've opened up a SoundCloud and started recording some of my pieces.
Hope you like, and if you do, follow me over on the cloud :)
That s h o t g u n
For some day
It turned out to be today
I pulled the t r i g g e r
Not only for myself
For every woman wronged
Every future woman that'd cross paths
Those v i c i o u s eyes
Filled with cigarette smoke
Not a clear thought in mind
He'd w a r p you
S q u e e z e you tight
Lock you in a forever f o g
There's still an empty space
where there should be a heart
From all the words you used,
hoping to tear me apart
There's still a giant ****
in the back of my spine
From the knife you stabbed
while looking in my eyes
There's still all these holes
in my chest
From the shotgun trigger pulling
when you left
How long can an affection last?
How long can one ride a jeep?
How many times can a person shift from a jeep to another?
Would you ride along with me?
Would you accompany me?
If you do, would you sit beside me?
I felt you beside me...a strand of hair, perhaps
I wonder if you felt my goosebumps;
I'm rubbing my arms for you not to feel it...
All of those were mere imagination,
It's a long shot
How can you be beside me if you were the one driving?
How could've I felt you, if I never rode shotgun
Lastly, how would you feel me if I'm still riding the previous jeep;
And I only saw you from afar and thought, perhaps we could be...something amazing, something beautiful, something that could last
jeep is a public transportation vehicle