Written on 11/20/2017
That awkward moment when someone flirts with you on a dating app and says "I like that you look masculine."
I never saw masculinity as a part of me.
My identity was always flamboyant,
wearing pink shirts and sashes,
crop tops with styling gelled eyelashes,
sparkling headbands and dazzling bandannas,
snapback hats featuring giant bananas,
I dressed with the raging flamboyance of flamingos!
Sporting a certain type of femininity that only a *** man knows.
All the trimming and cutting, and shaving and nairing,
as time and body hair intertwined in the showers,
washed masculinity off my body down the drain,
Experienced electrolysis burns, but the pain
had infected my thoughts,
like each hair is unnatural.
Purge it all,
Scorch and torch it all,
Leave nothing at all!
of evolution's flawed attempt to grace
me with an adaptive advantage to take on the world's harsh climate.
this hair entangles me and strangles me,
it also oozes out of me like pimples from a pore,
a ***** to testosterone,
poor me - a victim of nature's masculinity.
What a hairy situation I've gotten myself in.
Its bestowed upon me by society.
When I sashay or say hey gurl hey,
society recognizes these things as girly and ***,
not a very masculine way to walk or talk.
Stereotypes about *** and gender are so easily manipulated.
Like a circus performer on the tight rope,
the suspense keeps people wondering where will I fall?
But hold me under a microscope and you will see it all,
a million molecules that makeup my femininity.
I wear skinny jeans and tank tops,
then get complimented on them by dude bros,
like yo that's tight- where'd you get it boss?
I bought it in the girl's section at Ross.
My toe nails painted and displayed for public view,
flip flops emboldened with matching turquoise hues,
Femininity is worn on me like a fabulous armor plate.
Fast forward to a fateful date during No-Shave November.
growing out my ****** hair for the very first time,
I wore it like a mask,
portraying a fictional character who was masc-uline.
Bathing in manliness at this masquerade.
It was through this charade,
that I grew
... temporary happiness for me from all of you.
The compliments they poured in.
My once smooth canvas of a face,
waiting to be crafted into the Mona Lisa,
had been turned into an artistic masterpiece,
'*** Man with Amnesia',
of who he used to be.
A painting of someone society wanted,
someone whose masculinity was outwardly flaunted.
But inside, I felt taunted,
each time they complimented
me and my newfound masculinity.
Then, it happened on Grindr,
a *** dating app.
This masculine mishap.
A stranger's message read, "I like that you look masculine."
It sounded even stranger in my head.
Their profile description read,
"Masc 4 Masc
Masculine man seeking other masculine men to hangout with."
That's when I felt it.
My mask had made me masc.
This particularly manic morning brought me to ask
myself in the bathroom mirror,
"Who the hell am I looking at?"
In sheer terror, I teared-up,
scanned the portrait of '*** Man with Amnesia',
and then decided to tear it up!
I grabbed my electric razor,
grum grum grummm
as these blades grazed my face and chin,
I was offered sweet, soft, porcelain skin - my absolution.
When I came to and snapped out of the amnesia,
eager to see results of this restorative procedure,
the mirror was fogged with steam and slop.
I tried logging in to my laptop's webcam,
The ****** recognition feature -- didn't recognize me
... but finally, I did.
Once again, I see the man behind the masc-ulinity.