The Sphinx
Methinx
Takes flight
At night.

Reinbert de Leeuw
Should've given Aldo Ciccolini a lesson or two
On how to play
Satie the right way.

Moo Deng
Is too deng
Adorable,
And if you disagree with me (about anything) then you're
          terrible, horrible, torrible and—******!—just absolutely
          ******* deplorable!

Robert Herrick,
Poet and cleric,
Wrote numbers that were noble
When they weren't ignoble.

Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep.
The big bad wolf is full
And sleeping on a bed of wool.

Father God
Doesn't spare the rod
Or spoil
Any boi or goil.

Donald Trump
******* King Chump,
And now he's gonna take down
Queen Clown.

Robert Frost
Loved and lost
Much
But never lost his touch.

Adolf ******
Was a lot littler
Than most Aryan brothers
And their mothers.