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"yams" poems
ARTICHOKES are very nice roasted with pine nuts Who likes BANANA cream pie? They say that eating CARROTS improves your eye sight Along the river Nile there are many DATE palms ELDERBERRIES make a flavorsome wine Piths from a FIG can easily get stuck between your teeth Nape tape and shape all rhyme with GRAPE HORSERADISH has a hot tangy taste ICE-PLANT is a much used vegetable in Chinese cookery The oil extract from JUNIPER BERRIES produces quine My sister likes KALE steamed with lemon rind It is so nice to munch on a LETTUCE leaf MANDARINS are presently plentiful at the green grocer's NEEPS can be mashed or left whole On a hot summer day chilled ORANGE juice goes down well Has anyone got a good PUMPKIN scone recipe? Lashings of QUINCE jam were spread on my toast The lady next door grows RHUBARB SPINACH gave Popeye much strength Smothering sausages in TOMATO sauce is sensational UGLI is a member of the citrus family In New Orleans you'll find fresh VELVET BEANS WATERCRESS salad is so easy to prepare XIGUA is a type of WATERMELON YAMS are a staple of the New Guinean diet ZUCCHINI bread is delicious fair
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Aug 31, 2013
Aug 31, 2013 at 2:32 AM UTC
ABC Poem (Fruit and Vegetables)
When a door is open, A love crook can steal the key, like Bonnie and Clyde, This couple is meant to be. These two are like Peanut Butter and Jam, One without the other is simply not possible, it's like having Thanksgiving, without any Yams! Together they are, together they be. Life without each other cannot be seen. What are those 3 words? Oh yeah, I LOVE YOU. Je t'aime, Te Amo too! I'm afraid if he goes away, I'll be blue. Some type of sickness, maybe the flu. But no, this couple is strong and won't break. This couple gives more and barely takes! My babe? My boo? Yeah nicknames, there any many more. I know this relationship will last, plenty of adventures we will explore.
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Jul 16, 2013
Jul 16, 2013 at 7:29 AM UTC
The Perfect Couple
Christmas countdown has begun and family members are on the run Looking for the bargains everywhere, and how they get it they don’t care. All the retailers have put up their displays As they prepare for Christmas day. Grocery stores and supermarkets with their specials on the floor And in every aisle there are treats galore. Turkeys and hams, candied yams too- all the treats just for you. Department stores and shopping malls- filled with shoppers wall to wall. The children are in total awe as they look from store to store. And every new item that’s on TV. In the stores for them to see. Yes! The Christmas countdown has begun. And the children Are preparing for the fun, from bicycles and dolls and all the rest Knowing they’ve gotten all the best. Look around; look around, the Christmas spirit is all around. MERY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL, THIS IS THE SEASON TO HAVE A BALL! ©L.RAMS 112214
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Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 10:38 PM UTC
christmas countdown
Fresh after the rain I hike in the woods. The leaves are turning to yellow yams, auburn brick, pumpkin pie. The ground is wet and the wood is damp. The leaves lay vibrant on their death bed. I turn around. I see through the spaces fallen flowers, departed shrubs, vanished birds, the trees that once protected my eyes from the placid lake. The air is bright with mist. The grey sky surrounds me. The cold breeze comforts my skin, and forgives my lungs. I take it all in. But the cold air can never forgive the dying trees and life dissolved. Others will pass by. Leaves will crunch and crumble under feet that won’t realize the forest decline. The music to their ears will return each year. But the crunch will fade. Less trees, less leaves. A Decrescendo, A whisper. Silence.
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Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 6:19 PM UTC
autumn leaves
well then shepherd in the mess why does that sharpened cowl of wheat surround those sweet yams in the satchel, some scene of loosening transgressions, no pear ripening itself one dull, and one unfulfilling afternoon, rolls down over its branch of sister and brother father and mother Bartletts from the stem, only to make its way into the bottom of that stretched out tawny hide. Where by the wayside every other nobody can see straight inside when a hand moves in, sweeps its fist and then goes deeply down into that can of rotten novelties we all hate, but you feel keeps us in suspense. I wonder will it ever end? Bells busting from the insides of their guts, another candy shock, up and bounces, popcorn kernels, roasted almond slivers, and some preceding green vegetable posted on the 8th St. Diner marquee display on 9th, another advertisement fighting at the sore, devoured hunger for that silhouette following closely behind the moistened wells where my brush dabs lightly into the cup before the gouache and paint mixture begin to dry, that is where I wait and wonder why? Why? Pained with hunger but besmirched with fright, skin sweaty, knotted like muslin yards growing weak against the coil. So humbling were the groans that nearly a decade crossed swiftly across his face, only five or ten minutes had passed before another twenty years flowed into the vast matrix of the rivers of blue sweat marked by estuaries, creeks, and streams across the brow, down the cheeks, and ultimately across the neck, lazing down into the chest, before settling its heavy panic soaking in the guts. Where a heavy glass brick has been vitrifying in the sun, never have two people seen the steamy and piping-hot quarry go from its conviviality and festivity of life, into this shriveled up tree having found its way into the prairie where giant winds bend its branches and enormous thunderstorms nearly strangle it with its own roots. Frisked by sin and pangs of nostalgia in which a thousand thoughts intersplice the whorls imprinted upon our brains.
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Dec 11, 2018
Dec 11, 2018 at 6:57 PM UTC
1oz of Frozen
well then shepherd in the mess why does that sharpened cowl of wheat surround those sweet yams in the satchel, some scene of loosening transgressions, no pear ripening itself one dull, and one unfulfilling afternoon, rolls down over its branch of sister and brother father and mother Bartletts from the stem, only to make its way into the bottom of that stretched out tawny hide. Where by the wayside every other nobody can see straight inside when a hand moves in, sweeps its fist and then goes deeply down into that can of rotten novelties we all hate, but you feel keeps us in suspense. I wonder will it ever end? Bells busting from the insides of their guts, another candy shock, up and bounces, popcorn kernels, roasted almond slivers, and some preceding green vegetable posted on the 8th St. Diner marquee display on 9th, another advertisement fighting at the sore, devoured hunger for that silhouette following closely behind the moistened wells where my brush dabs lightly into the cup before the gouache and paint mixture begin to dry, that is where I wait and wonder why? Why? Pained with hunger but besmirched with fright, skin sweaty, knotted like muslin yards growing weak against the coil. So humbling were the groans that nearly a decade crossed swiftly across his face, only five or ten minutes had passed before another twenty years flowed into the vast matrix of the rivers of blue sweat marked by estuaries, creeks, and streams across the brow, down the cheeks, and ultimately across the neck, lazing down into the chest, before settling its heavy panic soaking in the guts. Where a heavy glass brick has been vitrifying in the sun, never have two people seen the steamy and piping-hot quarry go from its conviviality and festivity of life, into this shriveled up tree having found its way into the prairie where giant winds bend its branches and enormous thunderstorms nearly strangle it with its own roots. Frisked by sin and pangs of nostalgia in which a thousand thoughts intersplice the whorls imprinted upon our brains.
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Under the trees we danced Around blue made fires With love and unity Entertained with flutes and moonlight stories Dropping from the toothless mouth of our elders Accompanied with Wise words and warnings That we may not be blown by the wind Or drenched by the rain . Soon,we became orphans Left with no breast to **** Fathers and mothers lost in battle Against unceasing slumber We are alone like an island surrounded By waters of civilization . Now we are lost ,lost in ignorance Our hands,not strong enough To hold firm the calabash Given to us by our dead Filled up with warnings and wise words So we lost it! . Our hen is pregnant But claims the goat is responsible We lack fountain But beg for water Our barns are full with yams But we gnash our teeth in hunger We have golds But cry for stones Our eyes are open Yet,blind to behold As the beauty of our rainbow unfolds. Balogun Tolulopez Ayodeji David (Drunk poet) ANA AAUA chapter 2017
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Jun 17, 2017
Jun 17, 2017 at 12:34 PM UTC
lost orphans
There once was a fight on my plate In front of my face while I ate The Broccoli on the left picked up its Spear And stabbed the Corn on the right, right in the Ear The Avocado Artichoked the Zucchini Before the Pepper rang the Bell on that meanie The Onion went to Bed on the Lettuce and cried Afraid that the Beets on the side were all Red cause they died The Okra came in and slimed the whole affair While the Yams slammed and Squashed the Cauliflower The Peas ended up with Black Eyes Next to the Potatoes that were mashed up and fried The Cabbage brought it all to a head Which Steamed the Asparagus with all that was said There once was a fight on my plate In front of my face while I ate
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Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 8:54 AM UTC
Food Fight!!!
African woman She is the strongest woman The cradle of all human She tends softly her man As well as all her children She aint seeking for equity She is seeking for prosperity Growth, of all her generations She knows well her traditions Not to be in combatant competitions Not to fight the physical equal wars But to strengthen the spiritual-mental walls And they call her in tough titles-submissive and foolish All she does is, a sit-home mum, bear and then perish But she knows well all she wants-her family to flourish In the hearts of the matters there you will find her Strong and willed to build and leave her legacy Moral men and wise women-humans of substance She is a pillar to her home African woman She is the strongest woman The cradle of all human She sits on her sack, in her arms A giant club to clobber her farms- Her fields fat yields of yams And she beats their pulps till powders They are all ground refined white dusts Pu! Pu! Pu! Goes her game's rhythms Pu! Pu! Pu! Shakes her shoulders Pu! Pu! Pu! Her biceps fats dances with each fast beatings Pu! Pu! Pu! Strong, on, urges her throbbing breast chest Pu! Pu! Pu! Comes back the hard works echoes Like her man in mines and farms and fields she, too, salty sweats African woman She is the strongest woman The cradle of all human On her back is a bundle of woods On her head balanced, is a load of loads On her back is a can of waters On her back is a baggage of belongings On her back is her children On her bent back she is a farmer weeding her fields All in a day’s daily work without complains African woman, who stronger woman, than you? She is the backbone of her family She is the umbilical cord of her folks She is their heart and soul and spirit She doesn’t retire until she expires Early she is up-late she is asleep, O Mama-African woman! Even with all gone, she still as a mother chicken them all broods She still them all remembers as my dear little children Mama, African woman! Mama, who there be like you? African woman You are the strongest woman The cradle of all human When they all walk naked-liberal She has a wrapper for her ***** A cloak to guard her gold-her fertile groins She knows, good honey is deeply hidden in hives And inside these hidden hives are strong stings Bad eyes are a sight for witches-evil ruins Her petals plains she must by all means protect Until right comes the most suitable honeybee Until right comes the sweetest singing hummingbird Until moral comes the most beautiful butterfly Until then, her nectar is not for every eye-tongue Gathered she covers her fine curves For she is the most beautiful of the divines-African Woman! The strongest woman-the cradle of all human! © Kìùra Kabiri. All rights reserved.
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Mar 17, 2017
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:52 AM UTC
AFRICAN WOMAN
African woman She is the strongest woman The cradle of all human She tends softly her man As well as all her children She aint seeking for equity She is seeking for prosperity Growth, of all her generations She knows well her traditions Not to be in combatant competitions Not to fight the physical equal wars But to strengthen the spiritual-mental walls And they call her in tough titles-submissive and foolish All she does is, a sit-home mum, bear and then perish But she knows well all she wants-her family to flourish In the hearts of the matters there you will find her Strong and willed to build and leave her legacy Moral men and wise women-humans of substance She is a pillar to her home African woman She is the strongest woman The cradle of all human She sits on her sack, in her arms A giant club to clobber her farms- Her fields fat yields of yams And she beats their pulps till powders They are all ground refined white dusts Pu! Pu! Pu! Goes her game's rhythms Pu! Pu! Pu! Shakes her shoulders Pu! Pu! Pu! Her biceps fats dances with each fast beatings Pu! Pu! Pu! Strong, on, urges her throbbing breast chest Pu! Pu! Pu! Comes back the hard works echoes Like her man in mines and farms and fields she, too, salty sweats African woman She is the strongest woman The cradle of all human On her back is a bundle of woods On her head balanced, is a load of loads On her back is a can of waters On her back is a baggage of belongings On her back is her children On her bent back she is a farmer weeding her fields All in a day’s daily work without complains African woman, who stronger woman, than you? She is the backbone of her family She is the umbilical cord of her folks She is their heart and soul and spirit She doesn’t retire until she expires Early she is up-late she is asleep, O Mama-African woman! Even with all gone, she still as a mother chicken them all broods She still them all remembers as my dear little children Mama, African woman! Mama, who there be like you? African woman You are the strongest woman The cradle of all human When they all walk naked-liberal She has a wrapper for her ***** A cloak to guard her gold-her fertile groins She knows, good honey is deeply hidden in hives And inside these hidden hives are strong stings Bad eyes are a sight for witches-evil ruins Her petals plains she must by all means protect Until right comes the most suitable honeybee Until right comes the sweetest singing hummingbird Until moral comes the most beautiful butterfly Until then, her nectar is not for every eye-tongue Gathered she covers her fine curves For she is the most beautiful of the divines-African Woman! The strongest woman-the cradle of all human! © Kìùra Kabiri. All rights reserved.
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I My five-five-fingers of my hands Zestfully lived In serenity. The three thrill fingers of my right hand: Thumb, index finger and middle finger Stoutly lived civilly and gleefully Amongst her BROTHERS: They rested gleefully upon the placid, SHARP-SABLE-POINTED-DART. II Sharp sable pointed-dart; Perched in the midst of the three thrill fingers And laid rest upon the hungry, ****** DUSKY-SHEET, which sprawled Bear flat on the glossy desk. The glossy desk accompanying the earth The earth accompanying its depth. III The other two fingers of my right hand: Ring finger and little finger Calmly leisure, plopped on the hungry, ****** dusky-sheet And lent ears to the Sharp-sable-pointed-dart, Sharp-sable-pointed-dart, Muttering vignettes of yesterday Muttering vignettes of today Muttering vegnettes of tomorrow. Upon the glossy desk My five fingers of my left hand too Laid rest, and eyeballed the sharp-sable-pointed-dart, Muttering deep thoughts. IV Look, All you who waded through lines: All you who unearth the heart Of this earth, hunting for treasures Pore over my ten fingers. My ten fingers, As pure as a full ****** moon. I have dunked deep my five fingers Of my right hand with my progenitors In a bowl of sweet dishes And nibbled singed YAMS amidst The thriving vegetables. V But my forefinger of my left hand Never been raised above To curse the heavens Never been raised up to pinpoint My progenitors' homeland Never had it tasted any depravity And never will it be licked Or bit by the savage butchers of Meat Who loved to fatten themselves on ****** And gratified their heart with Juicy cup of blood and gore.
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Dec 2, 2016
Dec 2, 2016 at 4:34 AM UTC
MY FIVE-FIVE-FINGERS
I My five-five-fingers of my hands Zestfully lived In serenity. The three thrill fingers of my right hand: Thumb, index finger and middle finger Stoutly lived civilly and gleefully Amongst her BROTHERS: They rested gleefully upon the placid, SHARP-SABLE-POINTED-DART. II Sharp sable pointed-dart; Perched in the midst of the three thrill fingers And laid rest upon the hungry, ****** DUSKY-SHEET, which sprawled Bear flat on the glossy desk. The glossy desk accompanying the earth The earth accompanying its depth. III The other two fingers of my right hand: Ring finger and little finger Calmly leisure, plopped on the hungry, ****** dusky-sheet And lent ears to the Sharp-sable-pointed-dart, Sharp-sable-pointed-dart, Muttering vignettes of yesterday Muttering vignettes of today Muttering vegnettes of tomorrow. Upon the glossy desk My five fingers of my left hand too Laid rest, and eyeballed the sharp-sable-pointed-dart, Muttering deep thoughts. IV Look, All you who waded through lines: All you who unearth the heart Of this earth, hunting for treasures Pore over my ten fingers. My ten fingers, As pure as a full ****** moon. I have dunked deep my five fingers Of my right hand with my progenitors In a bowl of sweet dishes And nibbled singed YAMS amidst The thriving vegetables. V But my forefinger of my left hand Never been raised above To curse the heavens Never been raised up to pinpoint My progenitors' homeland Never had it tasted any depravity And never will it be licked Or bit by the savage butchers of Meat Who loved to fatten themselves on ****** And gratified their heart with Juicy cup of blood and gore.
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Good quality beans Black, pinto, kidney Canned beans Mmm, mmm Protein, fber Got to love those canned yams too Vitamin A 10 for 10 on the protein bars And I didn't even know They closed at 2 a.m. Last customer to pay with the card Then they shut the system down Last guy behind me had to pay cash
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Sep 6, 2015
Sep 6, 2015 at 5:24 AM UTC
10 for 10 beans
I spent my early life Looking out from behind The chain link fence on the turkey farm There they fed me right Fattened up my thighs After all, what could be the harm If it was up to me I would never leave It's where I prefer to spend my years But alas will come the day When all good turkey's have to say Arrivederci...I am outta here           I was born to be a Butter Ball           Unlike those sloppy pigs that live next door           To be a tender turkey is my call           And all you want to do is eat me           Yes, you wanna eat me They just took Turkey Jack To the shed out back Where we never heard from him again Just like yesterday With my friend Turkey Dave Strange they haven't messed with Turkey Slim Am I the next in line Could this here be my time My head placed on the chopping block As I say my goodbyes To all the gals and guys I gobble to Mary Lou as an after thought           I was born to be a Butter Ball           So delicious they're coming back for more           Tenderized to the very core           All they want to do is eat me                      I was born to be a Butter Ball           A slap in the face to the Honey Ham           To be a tinder turkey is my call           Heavy on the gravy with a side of yams Now that you know my tale I hope I told it well Enjoy this day with your family and your friends So remember then Don't leave the stuffing in And dinner will go the way that it was planned           I was born to be a Butter Ball           The highest honor of them all           Into the open oven I must fall           Cause all you want to do is eat me           Yes, all you wanna do is eat me
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Nov 15, 2017
Nov 15, 2017 at 8:14 AM UTC
Butter Ball (To the tune of Wreaking Ball) by Miley Cyrus
I spent my early life Looking out from behind The chain link fence on the turkey farm There they fed me right Fattened up my thighs After all, what could be the harm If it was up to me I would never leave It's where I prefer to spend my years But alas will come the day When all good turkey's have to say Arrivederci...I am outta here           I was born to be a Butter Ball           Unlike those sloppy pigs that live next door           To be a tender turkey is my call           And all you want to do is eat me           Yes, you wanna eat me They just took Turkey Jack To the shed out back Where we never heard from him again Just like yesterday With my friend Turkey Dave Strange they haven't messed with Turkey Slim Am I the next in line Could this here be my time My head placed on the chopping block As I say my goodbyes To all the gals and guys I gobble to Mary Lou as an after thought           I was born to be a Butter Ball           So delicious they're coming back for more           Tenderized to the very core           All they want to do is eat me                      I was born to be a Butter Ball           A slap in the face to the Honey Ham           To be a tinder turkey is my call           Heavy on the gravy with a side of yams Now that you know my tale I hope I told it well Enjoy this day with your family and your friends So remember then Don't leave the stuffing in And dinner will go the way that it was planned           I was born to be a Butter Ball           The highest honor of them all           Into the open oven I must fall           Cause all you want to do is eat me           Yes, all you wanna do is eat me
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If you’ve only ever smelled fir trees covered with freshly fallen snow- then you haven’t smelled it. It’s an acquired smell, for sure. It comes just in between the whiffs of mashed potatoes mashed carrots mashed peas mashed turkey hell, mashed ginger-ale for all I know. . . Somewhere amongst that microwaved menagerie, masked with the smell of eau de toilette, it lives, and smells sweeter the longer brown sugar bubbles on top of caramelizing yams. If you can’t smell it, maybe you can find it. Not many can, or do. It hides in plain sight, though. A lost and found box with accumulated cobwebs - everything still unclaimed. A flyer for free puppies that no one ever took because they were “too much responsibility.” Maybe there aren’t enough seekers in this game of empty rooms and blank guest books. But keep looking, until bingo prize hand-me-downs after school plays look like Oscars. You won’t see it until it makes you believe that plastic Mardis Gras beads are Tiffany-blue boxes. It’s not so much in the nose, or the eyes as it is in the endurance. Endure the voiceless Glenn Miller until his brass bellows become her voice - whispering “I love you” to the effortless rhythm of “Moonlight Serenade.” And imagine her, swapping her orthopedics for black heels, elegantly taking Pop’s hand as he helps her up from her wheelchair, to join him for just one more dance. Watch as they become the sepia-colored couple in every anniversary photo. That black dress. Those fake pearls. The crescendo of the band. It’s hard to miss when it’s screaming at you.
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Feb 18, 2014
Feb 18, 2014 at 11:38 PM UTC
Love sits in wheelchairs and sticks to dentures.
If you’ve only ever smelled fir trees covered with freshly fallen snow- then you haven’t smelled it. It’s an acquired smell, for sure. It comes just in between the whiffs of mashed potatoes mashed carrots mashed peas mashed turkey hell, mashed ginger-ale for all I know. . . Somewhere amongst that microwaved menagerie, masked with the smell of eau de toilette, it lives, and smells sweeter the longer brown sugar bubbles on top of caramelizing yams. If you can’t smell it, maybe you can find it. Not many can, or do. It hides in plain sight, though. A lost and found box with accumulated cobwebs - everything still unclaimed. A flyer for free puppies that no one ever took because they were “too much responsibility.” Maybe there aren’t enough seekers in this game of empty rooms and blank guest books. But keep looking, until bingo prize hand-me-downs after school plays look like Oscars. You won’t see it until it makes you believe that plastic Mardis Gras beads are Tiffany-blue boxes. It’s not so much in the nose, or the eyes as it is in the endurance. Endure the voiceless Glenn Miller until his brass bellows become her voice - whispering “I love you” to the effortless rhythm of “Moonlight Serenade.” And imagine her, swapping her orthopedics for black heels, elegantly taking Pop’s hand as he helps her up from her wheelchair, to join him for just one more dance. Watch as they become the sepia-colored couple in every anniversary photo. That black dress. Those fake pearls. The crescendo of the band. It’s hard to miss when it’s screaming at you.
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laying on the table burnt out, contorted fossils your lineages penises dried up artifacts lying in wait, lined up neatly 10 in total a collection regal arranged for a visitor to see my father his father & his before crispy yams worth their weight in gold and in favour 'As you see Douglas was exceptional. . .
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Feb 13, 2013
Feb 13, 2013 at 2:30 AM UTC
Heirlooms
ginger snap an rainbow dot.an apple pie an mistoe on this christmas eve. share the joy of happyness. on this christmas eve have a glass of egg nog egg nog egg nog on this christmas eve. an walnut bread. an yammy an yammy yams. an coco nut cream pie on this christmas eve. joy joy feel the love feel the joy . on this christmas eve. joy to the world too all the little boys an girls santa is comeing with toys of joy an happyness. on this christmas eve merry christmas every one . share love joy an happyness.
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Sep 11, 2010
Sep 11, 2010 at 5:27 PM UTC
on this christmas eve/a song repeat verse 3x
I spent my early life Looking out from behind The chain link fence on the turkey farm There they fed me right Fattened up my thighs After all, what could be the harm If it was up to me I would never leave It's where I prefer to spend my years But alas will come the day When all good turkey's have to say Arrivederci...I am outta here           I was born to be a Butter Ball           Unlike those sloppy pigs that live next door           To be a tender turkey is my call           And all you want to do is eat me           Yes, you wanna eat me They just took Turkey Jack To the shed out back Where we never heard from him again Just like yesterday With my friend Turkey Dave Strange they haven't messed with Turkey Slim Am I the next in line Could this here be my time My head placed on the chopping block As I say my goodbyes To all the gals and guys I gobble to Mary Lou as an after thought           I was born to be a Butter Ball           So delicious they're coming back for more           Tenderized to the very core           All they want to do is eat me                      I was born to be a Butter Ball           A slap in the face to the Honey Ham           To be a tinder turkey is my call           Heavy on the gravy with a side of yams Now that you know my tale I hope I told it well Enjoy this day with your family and your friends So remember then Don't leave the stuffing in And dinner will go the way that it was planned           I was born to be a Butter Ball           The highest honor of them all           Into the open oven I must fall           Cause all you want to do is eat me           Yes, all you wanna do is eat me
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Nov 12, 2013
Nov 12, 2013 at 1:52 PM UTC
Butter Ball (To the tune of Wreaking Ball) by Miley Cyrus
I spent my early life Looking out from behind The chain link fence on the turkey farm There they fed me right Fattened up my thighs After all, what could be the harm If it was up to me I would never leave It's where I prefer to spend my years But alas will come the day When all good turkey's have to say Arrivederci...I am outta here           I was born to be a Butter Ball           Unlike those sloppy pigs that live next door           To be a tender turkey is my call           And all you want to do is eat me           Yes, you wanna eat me They just took Turkey Jack To the shed out back Where we never heard from him again Just like yesterday With my friend Turkey Dave Strange they haven't messed with Turkey Slim Am I the next in line Could this here be my time My head placed on the chopping block As I say my goodbyes To all the gals and guys I gobble to Mary Lou as an after thought           I was born to be a Butter Ball           So delicious they're coming back for more           Tenderized to the very core           All they want to do is eat me                      I was born to be a Butter Ball           A slap in the face to the Honey Ham           To be a tinder turkey is my call           Heavy on the gravy with a side of yams Now that you know my tale I hope I told it well Enjoy this day with your family and your friends So remember then Don't leave the stuffing in And dinner will go the way that it was planned           I was born to be a Butter Ball           The highest honor of them all           Into the open oven I must fall           Cause all you want to do is eat me           Yes, all you wanna do is eat me
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Yankee Doodle Yankee Doodle went to town, at least that's what they say, I heard he never made it there, he was rolling in the hay, with Mrs Sims fine young daughter, she had a real nice pair, of Siamese *** Bellied Pigs, with long blond flowing hair They sometimes referred to him, as the Doodle Meister, he was known around this town, as the village heister, he would steal candy bars, just stick them in his pocket, and for young Sally Sims, he even stole a locket The sheriff of this little berg, caught up with him one day, made him drop his droopy drawers, put it on display, milky ways and muskateers, tumbled to the ground, and when he made him spread his cheeks, you won't believe what he found A carton of cigs, a jar of olives, and some candied yams, a pound of pasta, a TV guide, and 2 cans of deviled hams, the sheriff put the cuffs on him, and threw him in the wagon, somehow he managed to escape, like Puff the Magic Dragon Gomer LePoet...
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May 14, 2010
May 14, 2010 at 12:43 PM UTC
Yankee Doodle
Yankee Doodle Yankee Doodle went to town, at least that's what they say, I heard he never made it there, he was rolling in the hay, with Mrs Sims fine young daughter, she had a real nice pair, of Siamese *** Bellied Pigs, with long blond flowing hair They sometimes referred to him, as the Doodle Meister, he was known around this town, as the village heister, he would steal candy bars, just stick them in his pocket, and for young Sally Sims, he even stole a locket The sheriff of this little berg, caught up with him one day, made him drop his droopy drawers, put it on display, milky ways and muskateers, tumbled to the ground, and when they made him spread his cheeks, you won't believe what he found A carton of cigs, a jar of olives, and some candied yams, a pound of pasta, a TV guide, and 2 cans of deviled hams, the sheriff put the cuffs on him, and threw him in the wagon, somehow he managed to escape, like Puff the Magic Dragon Gomer LePoet...
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Sep 30, 2013
Sep 30, 2013 at 11:18 PM UTC
Yankee Doodle (r)
We frolic in the summer sun, but now it’s all undone The long days, seemed they were unending. Green trees no longer, surely the weather is sending, The heat is retreating to southern reaches, where elders seek their fun. The smoldering sun, which burns the most tender of skins It’s hold on the valley once so strong is slowly fleeting. Birds feel the call to fly away, and the message they are heeding. The cold brings color to life, as the change of season begins. A different fire spreads over the land, and it’s beauty draws crowds The time of perfection of beauty is always far too short Painters, and artists of every kind, hurry to show their report Soon comes frost, and firebrands lose their perch under winter’s threatening clouds. Pumpkins and cider, plowed fields and a country fair Tourists taking advantage of weather so pleasant Soon dinner will be turkey and yams, or maybe even a pheasant And to Grandma’s we’ll go, bundled against the ever-cold air. Yes summer goes, and seasons change, but never a dull moment. Every season has it’s beauty, and fall in New England’s beyond compare. Spend a day, an hour, a moment, just to stop and at the colors stare No sorrow for the passing, life’s rhythm beating toward the future, hell-bent. Three months, of the cycle is all it lasts, but more beauty throughout the year is coming Lights colored and sparkling, a blanket of white, The quiet is serene and complete after a snow late in the night. Then a crocus leads the way, and the sun returns, and the bees return to their humming.
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Sep 25, 2010
Sep 25, 2010 at 8:44 PM UTC
New England
We frolic in the summer sun, but now it’s all undone The long days, seemed they were unending. Green trees no longer, surely the weather is sending, The heat is retreating to southern reaches, where elders seek their fun. The smoldering sun, which burns the most tender of skins It’s hold on the valley once so strong is slowly fleeting. Birds feel the call to fly away, and the message they are heeding. The cold brings color to life, as the change of season begins. A different fire spreads over the land, and it’s beauty draws crowds The time of perfection of beauty is always far too short Painters, and artists of every kind, hurry to show their report Soon comes frost, and firebrands lose their perch under winter’s threatening clouds. Pumpkins and cider, plowed fields and a country fair Tourists taking advantage of weather so pleasant Soon dinner will be turkey and yams, or maybe even a pheasant And to Grandma’s we’ll go, bundled against the ever-cold air. Yes summer goes, and seasons change, but never a dull moment. Every season has it’s beauty, and fall in New England’s beyond compare. Spend a day, an hour, a moment, just to stop and at the colors stare No sorrow for the passing, life’s rhythm beating toward the future, hell-bent. Three months, of the cycle is all it lasts, but more beauty throughout the year is coming Lights colored and sparkling, a blanket of white, The quiet is serene and complete after a snow late in the night. Then a crocus leads the way, and the sun returns, and the bees return to their humming.
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Legs pinched and yellow as ginger root My hands like yams, and belly, The whole of me looks plucked from the underground, Topped with a thin sprig - enough hairs to count in an afternoon Face pink as potatoes in the kitchen, Eyes plain and brown. A trip to the market yields a bag of onions and whispers of the monster woman. If I am a monster, I am a recluse Curled around and polishing the opals that grow fat as melons inside me. Cut, I do not bleed. My veins only hold the roar of a thunder storm Field mice find homes in the folds of my ankle. The weather cannot be contained in my blood alone; My open mouth stumbles like rain drops thucking in mud. Angry, I howl sunlight. I used to be a school yard socialite, But was always twice as wide as tall, And a careful turn would tumble three of my comrades It wasn't long before they turned on me Back then I thought that children were the cruelest creatures All rocks and fierce joy, But the mothers watched with condemning eyes, And snarled.
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Apr 27, 2014
Apr 27, 2014 at 10:37 PM UTC
How Hideous Am I?
February 14th, a day most singles despise themselves Everyone hopes to have that one special person with them like any other holiday: Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years: we don't want to be alone I have had one Valentine my entire life thus far and he wasn't even a good one This year: 2014, I am my own Valentine! I cooked myself a healthy meal to show my body I love it I spoiled myself with an expensive bottle of red wine And bought myself a bouquet of flowers to love myself A small light meal of candied yams, kale and fruit salad and a couple glasses of Spanish Red Wine Allowed me to relax in my own womanly self We are all created from love, therefore we are love If we hate a day of love then we hate ourselves Everyday is a day of love and hope If we despise ourselves everyday, then we deny ourselves love and hope We are love and therefore give, receive and take love When we deny loving ourselves daily; we deny love completely Don't let the title of this poem fool you, for this poem is truly about love Happy ******* Valentine's Day! I love you!
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Feb 15, 2014
Feb 15, 2014 at 2:36 AM UTC
Happy ******* Valentine's Day!
I am Marhteena I come from a small village in southern Cameroon where people use kerosene lamps at night and store drinking water in large aluminium pots. where neighbors share kitchen utensils on a daily basis and eat from the same bowls of soup with one another. where children go to the streams in the morning to fetch some water for cooking and rake the woods for some firewood. where women go to their farms to plant corn, yams and vegetables while the men tap fresh palm wine and tend the goats and pigs. where children play under the scorching sun and eat roasted grasshoppers for lunch. where children make their own toys from rafiagrass and abandoned wires where children climb trees and hunt birds with their catapults where children go fishing with small bowls and learn how to swim by themselves where children sat around fireplaces at night to tell folktales and ancient stories I am Marhteena, i come from a very small clan but these experiences have shaped me into who i am today I AM PROUDLY AFRICAN!!!
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Jan 22, 2015
Jan 22, 2015 at 1:59 AM UTC
I am Marhteena
(To the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas) * On the first day of Christmas my mommy made me                A batch of my favorite cookies On the second day of Christmas my mommy made me                                            Two apple pies On the third day of Christmas my mommy made me                                Three basted turkeys On the fourth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                   Four deviled eggs On the fifth day of Christmas my mommy made me                            Five pumpkin pies!!! On the sixth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                     Six honey hams On the seventh day of Christmas my mommy made me                              Seven gooey brownies On the eighth day of Christmas my mommy made me                          Eight malted milkshakes On the ninth day of Christmas my mommy made me                            Nine banana muffins On the tenth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                     Ten yucky yams On the eleventh day of Christmas my mommy made me                            Eleven pickled peppers On the twelfth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                Twelve ears of corn
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Dec 3, 2017
Dec 3, 2017 at 8:19 PM UTC
Twelve Days of Christmas Foods
(To the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas) * On the first day of Christmas my mommy made me                A batch of my favorite cookies On the second day of Christmas my mommy made me                                            Two apple pies On the third day of Christmas my mommy made me                                Three basted turkeys On the fourth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                   Four deviled eggs On the fifth day of Christmas my mommy made me                            Five pumpkin pies!!! On the sixth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                     Six honey hams On the seventh day of Christmas my mommy made me                              Seven gooey brownies On the eighth day of Christmas my mommy made me                          Eight malted milkshakes On the ninth day of Christmas my mommy made me                            Nine banana muffins On the tenth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                     Ten yucky yams On the eleventh day of Christmas my mommy made me                            Eleven pickled peppers On the twelfth day of Christmas my mommy made me                                Twelve ears of corn
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Yankee Doodle Yankee Doodle went to town, at least that's what they say, I heard he never made it there, he was rolling in the hay, with Mrs Sims fine young daughter, she had a real nice pair, of Siamese *** Bellied Pigs, with long blond flowing hair They sometimes referred to him, as the Doodle Meister, he was known around this town, as the village heister, he would steal candy bars, just stick them in his pocket, and for young Sally Sims, he even stole a locket The sheriff of this little berg, caught up with him one day, made him drop his droopy drawers, put it on display, milky ways and muskateers, tumbled to the ground, and when he made him spread his cheeks, you won't believe what he found A carton of cigs, a jar of olives, and some candied yams, a pound of pasta, a TV guide, and 2 cans of deviled hams, the sheriff put the cuffs on him, and threw him in the wagon, somehow he managed to escape, like Puff the Magic Dragon Gomer LePoet...
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May 20, 2013
May 20, 2013 at 9:34 PM UTC
Yankee Doodle (R)
we were laying on the floor talking about your perpetually ***** hands, stained from rusty machinery, and I got to thinking that they looked an awful lot like terra sigillata, or marmalade or yams or tulip poplar honey-- waxy, with a glazed finish you brush your left thumb down my pinky and comment on the thinness of my skin (unsurprisingly) I mean, look at my hands! you say and I do and you're right, your hands are like slabs of green wood--in fact your whole body seems like some sort of pliable tree trunk but I don't say this because we've lapsed into a silence or an otherwise conveniently synchronized thought that has billowed up around our hips until our arms are overlapped and extended like a petiole of our bodies with my palm cradled in yours like some aeriform body, birdlike and gentle. You're tracing those lines like they mean something. Like they mean something to you. you have to understand that I am too often inside myself, awash on a shore, grown into the sand like a clam, experiencing solitude through a shell, keeping at bay on the bay sending prayers up like signal flares pumped up into the sky, silent on the horizon, loud from in here, so when I tentatively thread my fingers through your hair, know that I do so in supreme intimacy because words supposedly say the most (depending on who you're talking to) but my hands are a different language a different place, a different time a company of dissarranged thoughts and emotions, rippling and swelling trying to make sense of being touched so softly
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Feb 25, 2016
Feb 25, 2016 at 8:27 PM UTC
Swedish Stroke & Venation Patterns: Act II, Scene ii
we were laying on the floor talking about your perpetually ***** hands, stained from rusty machinery, and I got to thinking that they looked an awful lot like terra sigillata, or marmalade or yams or tulip poplar honey-- waxy, with a glazed finish you brush your left thumb down my pinky and comment on the thinness of my skin (unsurprisingly) I mean, look at my hands! you say and I do and you're right, your hands are like slabs of green wood--in fact your whole body seems like some sort of pliable tree trunk but I don't say this because we've lapsed into a silence or an otherwise conveniently synchronized thought that has billowed up around our hips until our arms are overlapped and extended like a petiole of our bodies with my palm cradled in yours like some aeriform body, birdlike and gentle. You're tracing those lines like they mean something. Like they mean something to you. you have to understand that I am too often inside myself, awash on a shore, grown into the sand like a clam, experiencing solitude through a shell, keeping at bay on the bay sending prayers up like signal flares pumped up into the sky, silent on the horizon, loud from in here, so when I tentatively thread my fingers through your hair, know that I do so in supreme intimacy because words supposedly say the most (depending on who you're talking to) but my hands are a different language a different place, a different time a company of dissarranged thoughts and emotions, rippling and swelling trying to make sense of being touched so softly
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The taste of Cloves on Cloven hoofed delicacies Entice the Palette's elan Often served with Yams First smoked then slow roasted At Holidays its often Toasted And it makes one heck of An Omlette with Cheese Its certain to please
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Apr 29, 2015
Apr 29, 2015 at 6:18 AM UTC
The taste of Cloves