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I hitch a ride on the Battle Bus, Everyone else jumped out, I must. I deploy my parachute below, I glide my way to Moisty Meadow. As I land I slurp some shields, Extra health and a pistol I wield. I loot the houses and **** the squads, Which would not be possible without my mods. I run from the storm throughout the game, I post on the 'Gram that I won for fame. Everyone that saw my Victory Royale, Commented below and said "Dang, Wow!" Now that I won, I'm the coolest around, I walk down the halls with a figurative crown.
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Feb 16, 2018
Feb 16, 2018 at 2:24 PM UTC
Fortnite
bon scott plays up a VOLCANO IN GUATEMALA you see i start a partying in the night today we are rocking and a rolling, yeah party, yeah ya see we bring that volcano down to gualamala yeah it’s about as cool as eating a banana rock, ****** rock this volcano made ‘em rock bring this party to the other end and rock guatemala, is rocking tonight with malt and lava is a rocking all night long you see the house is a rocking, don’t bother knocking yeah we will party, party we shall rock this volcano, wreck the old life, WOW i am going to get my spirit, and shake it down there make all the people guatemala grin and ****** bare and now i welcome slim dusty, i would love to have a beer with him we drink in moderation dude, but our future, looks quite dim yeah, we’ll drink in the town and country dudes the people of guatemala feel distraught cause we sent a big volcano, dude, from jupiter moon, that’s right you see now we bring robert palmer in how can it be permissible, oh yeah this volcano in guatemala is unstoppable, ha i wish there were ways to end it yeah i would grab a methane and top it on ya, yeaH It’s a strange occurrence first, it’s ****** hot, oh yer it really destroys guatemala, dude the volcano is simply unstoppable the walls are are shaking, the floor is melting ya see, yeah we are covered in lava, and feel like ya melting then i get up and look around, and i look up and see a volcano thrashing guatemala ya see the volcano shook this town all night long we’ll party on all night long and then i get down and look around, to see if nobody has tipped methane on slim you are hayley from bratayley you are cool, the coolest dude around i get up, and we’ll party down, we’ll drink ‘em down then the old old man let’s out a big big frown and i see barry allan as he walks past, i said come in bas boy, party on and i tip a methane smoothie on barry, which shook the town of guatemala all night long the methane shook it all night long then slim dusty said, i will get a baked potato baked potato toast and jam jupiter shook the guatemala volcano all night long, my dear slim then said, watch bratayley, for me with new families, peter sergeant from canberra and ivy gimbert and ivy and peter walked in and said, would you stop singing it up here cause we need some COOL, for earth baked potato baked potato, uhhhh baked potato and then bon scott came up and said, PARTY PARTY, and rock guatemala, while your at it, OK AND we’ll keep this party rolling guatemala volcano malt and lava
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Feb 8, 2015
Feb 8, 2015 at 11:42 PM UTC
party on jupiter volcano in central USA, same difference
bon scott plays up a VOLCANO IN GUATEMALA you see i start a partying in the night today we are rocking and a rolling, yeah party, yeah ya see we bring that volcano down to gualamala yeah it’s about as cool as eating a banana rock, ****** rock this volcano made ‘em rock bring this party to the other end and rock guatemala, is rocking tonight with malt and lava is a rocking all night long you see the house is a rocking, don’t bother knocking yeah we will party, party we shall rock this volcano, wreck the old life, WOW i am going to get my spirit, and shake it down there make all the people guatemala grin and ****** bare and now i welcome slim dusty, i would love to have a beer with him we drink in moderation dude, but our future, looks quite dim yeah, we’ll drink in the town and country dudes the people of guatemala feel distraught cause we sent a big volcano, dude, from jupiter moon, that’s right you see now we bring robert palmer in how can it be permissible, oh yeah this volcano in guatemala is unstoppable, ha i wish there were ways to end it yeah i would grab a methane and top it on ya, yeaH It’s a strange occurrence first, it’s ****** hot, oh yer it really destroys guatemala, dude the volcano is simply unstoppable the walls are are shaking, the floor is melting ya see, yeah we are covered in lava, and feel like ya melting then i get up and look around, and i look up and see a volcano thrashing guatemala ya see the volcano shook this town all night long we’ll party on all night long and then i get down and look around, to see if nobody has tipped methane on slim you are hayley from bratayley you are cool, the coolest dude around i get up, and we’ll party down, we’ll drink ‘em down then the old old man let’s out a big big frown and i see barry allan as he walks past, i said come in bas boy, party on and i tip a methane smoothie on barry, which shook the town of guatemala all night long the methane shook it all night long then slim dusty said, i will get a baked potato baked potato toast and jam jupiter shook the guatemala volcano all night long, my dear slim then said, watch bratayley, for me with new families, peter sergeant from canberra and ivy gimbert and ivy and peter walked in and said, would you stop singing it up here cause we need some COOL, for earth baked potato baked potato, uhhhh baked potato and then bon scott came up and said, PARTY PARTY, and rock guatemala, while your at it, OK AND we’ll keep this party rolling guatemala volcano malt and lava
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Life is colorful, sometimes like a rainbow We should look at it as a gift from above But there will be gloom, that sadness or sorrow As we try to live just like we yearn to love With WHITE we feel clean, it is fresh and  seems neat Like a life that is lived with true innocence Purity of the heart that will never quit To embrace destiny of a life with sense And life will turn BLACK when one do fail or lose Pain will shut the eyes to see what is to dream Death and mourning will block the heart to hope But strength and dignity will push the heart to scream When one becomes daring, the shy becomes bold A scarred heart will stand with enough bravery Passion will teach one to create a RED world A chance to make a change, a new life to see Speak only the truth and color life with BLUE Loyalty is treasure that is hard to find Watch the coolest sea and the sky over you I find wisdom and calmness,  such beauty of your mind PURPLE things will fit those who are blessed with fame Royalty and honor of the blood in their veins Yet we really can't tell if joy is in the name Suffering could be there,  they aren't free from pains Find the GREEN pasture,  abundance it will show Like this life well-lived, faith is our stronghold Blessings from the heaven will continuously flow Only through His love we'll see this life as gold I have seen myself in a world of darkness But my shimmering light shines from deep within The love I have received, it gave me  hope and strength In this colorful world, there’s a life I have to win!
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May 1, 2015
May 1, 2015 at 3:34 AM UTC
Colors of Life
Life is colorful, sometimes like a rainbow We should look at it as a gift from above But there will be gloom, that sadness or sorrow As we try to live just like we yearn to love With WHITE we feel clean, it is fresh and  seems neat Like a life that is lived with true innocence Purity of the heart that will never quit To embrace destiny of a life with sense And life will turn BLACK when one do fail or lose Pain will shut the eyes to see what is to dream Death and mourning will block the heart to hope But strength and dignity will push the heart to scream When one becomes daring, the shy becomes bold A scarred heart will stand with enough bravery Passion will teach one to create a RED world A chance to make a change, a new life to see Speak only the truth and color life with BLUE Loyalty is treasure that is hard to find Watch the coolest sea and the sky over you I find wisdom and calmness,  such beauty of your mind PURPLE things will fit those who are blessed with fame Royalty and honor of the blood in their veins Yet we really can't tell if joy is in the name Suffering could be there,  they aren't free from pains Find the GREEN pasture,  abundance it will show Like this life well-lived, faith is our stronghold Blessings from the heaven will continuously flow Only through His love we'll see this life as gold I have seen myself in a world of darkness But my shimmering light shines from deep within The love I have received, it gave me  hope and strength In this colorful world, there’s a life I have to win!
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My classmate from high-school, Roll number 57 - Mohit Kamboj, Is the coolest & the most freaky. I have not seen anyone as awesome, In their give & take with the teacher, He made the class laugh effortlessly!
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Jan 5, 2016
Jan 5, 2016 at 10:58 PM UTC
57 - A Fond Living Memory
You see me as the bacteria And yourself as the antibiotic I see you across the cafeteria Acting psychotic Because of what I find ****** You treat me like I'm toxic But you're seen as normal So I hide beneath the coral To avoid your aggression That will teach me a lesson About correctly guessing Where your fists will go next You tell me I want it like *** This is your way to flex To show you have an edge You single out the marginalized There's no way you'll hedge When you have harm in your eyes And then use charm as a disguise To make me cry over spilt milk Because I am not of your ilk For I am as soft as silk Like the sheets I want to roll in with you Instead you shoved my face into poo As my ***** grew I think of killing myself With my gun When I think of filling myself With your *** While pretending I'm your son And swallowing you like gum Those are my ideas of fun Yours is to tell me to run From your intensely penetrating fists That make me regret my penetrating wish As you brandish the weapon From the movie Inception That launches you into my dreams Giving my thoughts a singular theme As my mouth continually screams I was born on the wrong team You wanted to exhibit your power In this seemingly arbitrary hour So you broke my nose To show off for your hoes An off the cuff Attempt to be tough But I found it deeply affecting When I could feel your hatred injecting Making me wonder if I'd ever be free After I saw the only ending I could see You move to strike me again This time I have my mac 10 That I brought to school For a one sided duel You changed the trajectory of my life By changing the trajectory of my bullets You taught me about strife You taught me how power is the coolest You taught me to move on to your friends Their lives I must remember to end This is the message I'm choosing to send When they sat back and watched the hate Like it was 1938 I lost my sympathy After being treated differently And gained a ruthless anger That turned me into a stranger So I let the automatic gun spray Faster than they could pray For their hoots and hollers I shoot their collars Creating shade in the halls That I make when they fall The feeling goes to my ***** I become strangely intoxicated By the death of those who hated So I go back to your dead body And do what you felt was so naughty And now there is no one even around for you to tell That I ****** your corpse while you watched from Hell
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Jan 3, 2018
Jan 3, 2018 at 12:18 AM UTC
Psychotic
You see me as the bacteria And yourself as the antibiotic I see you across the cafeteria Acting psychotic Because of what I find ****** You treat me like I'm toxic But you're seen as normal So I hide beneath the coral To avoid your aggression That will teach me a lesson About correctly guessing Where your fists will go next You tell me I want it like *** This is your way to flex To show you have an edge You single out the marginalized There's no way you'll hedge When you have harm in your eyes And then use charm as a disguise To make me cry over spilt milk Because I am not of your ilk For I am as soft as silk Like the sheets I want to roll in with you Instead you shoved my face into poo As my ***** grew I think of killing myself With my gun When I think of filling myself With your *** While pretending I'm your son And swallowing you like gum Those are my ideas of fun Yours is to tell me to run From your intensely penetrating fists That make me regret my penetrating wish As you brandish the weapon From the movie Inception That launches you into my dreams Giving my thoughts a singular theme As my mouth continually screams I was born on the wrong team You wanted to exhibit your power In this seemingly arbitrary hour So you broke my nose To show off for your hoes An off the cuff Attempt to be tough But I found it deeply affecting When I could feel your hatred injecting Making me wonder if I'd ever be free After I saw the only ending I could see You move to strike me again This time I have my mac 10 That I brought to school For a one sided duel You changed the trajectory of my life By changing the trajectory of my bullets You taught me about strife You taught me how power is the coolest You taught me to move on to your friends Their lives I must remember to end This is the message I'm choosing to send When they sat back and watched the hate Like it was 1938 I lost my sympathy After being treated differently And gained a ruthless anger That turned me into a stranger So I let the automatic gun spray Faster than they could pray For their hoots and hollers I shoot their collars Creating shade in the halls That I make when they fall The feeling goes to my ***** I become strangely intoxicated By the death of those who hated So I go back to your dead body And do what you felt was so naughty And now there is no one even around for you to tell That I ****** your corpse while you watched from Hell
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love, the most destructive vulnerability obstructed by the custom of guarded humility that can never pursue any interest in purity to keep the living whole in peace and endless security      oh, violent vulnerability      slighted by my words      whom betray nothing      of my heart's mind      but clear cut diamonds      of the coolest civility      for mild understanding      to chain the enraged truth      seeking to speak      through these irises      the purest contradiction      to the ice burning skin
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Jun 7, 2011
Jun 7, 2011 at 9:58 PM UTC
vulnerability
A Noun: The oblong: a thing: The name of that lounge : a place By the face of the strange shaped lake... Dinosaur Egg / oval / green grapes. An Adj.: Oblong Longboard That’s such the coolest name A person: Not a thing oval shaped . Mr. Ellipsis made no complaints About tiny alien ant farms “From Outer Space!” The natives made to slave. *Oblong grew his beard out After the sideburns days Mr. Ellipsis far far away* Fires of the Sun Will not discern—when The Light returns The wyrm will burn . In oblong throes of defeat. At peace : A Verb.
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Jul 9, 2018
Jul 9, 2018 at 5:10 PM UTC
Oblong : i.e.
who the hell doesn’t want to be a Jedi seriously you can control the force and **** siting   on you couch playing cod all you want is the Mt due in the fridge an don't want to get up force that **** over to you like really come on you think this stuff is for nerds no its not don’t think for one seconded that you didn’t liked something nerdy hid it from your friends *** they thought it wasn’t cool because you have you may not remember but you did. there had to be a moment were you wanted to be a Jedi or join the rebellion or even the empire. But now you all act to cool for **** why not go back to you child hood and remember how much fun you had playing lightsabers, wands and Nurf stuff also when you came upon an automatic door an acted that you used the force on it am I right or am I just a fool I know every generation had their wish to be’s. Maybe you weren’t a WARS fan maybe you were a Treckie or one for the Doctor and his big blue box or a Wizard with an owl but at least once in your life you were a nerd or a fanboy or a fangirl over what you saw as the coolest thing. Now once again who da hell wishes they were a fracking Jedi, star fleet officer, a companion of the Doctor or even a student of Hogwarts Raise yo hand now.
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Jan 28, 2014
Jan 28, 2014 at 9:28 PM UTC
Being a jedi
Working front register at Starbucks you ask a little boy in green if he likes Minecraft What the coolest thing he ever built was then watch As his family and the whole line behind them gasp, fall silent stare at you with standing ovation eyes as he lights right up to tell you all about it
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Sep 3, 2016
Sep 3, 2016 at 6:16 PM UTC
Be$t Tip$ Thi$ $tarbucks Ha$ $een $ince Alpha
I want to touch the sky be high feel the coolest breeze i want to feel peace i want to ride and never come back
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 6:20 PM UTC
trippy
Hey young man, wanna join a frat? Cool wife beater and a backwards hat? Come with us, be one of the "bros" And help us pull some cute little hos. All you gotta do is follow our rules Play along and we'll provide the tools. To be one of the coolest kids here. Just take a shot and slam a beer. ******* come your way as soon as you join. All over you like you got loads of coin. Scoring ******* left and right. Getting ***** every night. Frat boy Brad must have forgot since he was drunk. With this kind of attitude, you'll surely flunk. But if you don't care about your future, stand up and say: "I compromised my morals, but it's O.K.!"
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Oct 23, 2011
Oct 23, 2011 at 3:08 PM UTC
Frat Boy
As I watch u sleep and hear u snore I can't help but adore Just a child who may not be mine, I feel the love and obligation as it were true Oh how I envy you, innocence I was once told Is so pure, its ******* gold A dead beat dad id like to beat dead Doesn't care about one hair on your head I may not be blood but ill give you my best Give you rasberries and tickle your baby chest Feed you and always care, your like a son to me. Ill always be there I love your mother and you as well Your gunna have lil brothers and sisters from me. I can tell Your the coolest ******* kid I ever met One thing I know ill never regret Is being taught to be a dad, by lil dev
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Feb 27, 2013
Feb 27, 2013 at 5:47 AM UTC
stepdad in training
our coolest babysitter lit a long joint and drove us to church in her well worn '87 oldsmobile with chipped gold paint a drooping side mirror and a tape player that smelled like stale london gin mothballs and a sunset butterfly heart at the same time it had a deep ocean green calcite mandala dancing from the windshield mirror and a steal-your-face tattooed on the back glass she used to blare brit-pop trying to make the speakers bleed that day when they finally oozed she swerved us left through the other lane and sunday morning fog to cut a jagged path through thick woods and into an oak tree with a soundtrack of slow motion oasis and screeching tires i clammored to the backseat to block the window glass from your beautiful angelic blonde head as dew sprayed into the vacancy from the ditch and when i pulled the seatbelt spiderweb out of your mouth and lifted you out of the car i was standing barefoot in a cluster of bright red sumac next to an ant hill pile of twisted steaming metal and you were dripping blood from your eye and knees asking me if we'd be late for sunday school but you were awake and trying to smile so we followed the powerlines back to the main road holding hands dizzy and sweating worried no one would ever find us limping while the springtime songbirds held their tongues for us but when the hot ringing in my ears finally stopped the sirens grew loud and close and the birds too began their wet lipped eulogy sometimes i think about missing church that day when the weather's bad on nights like last night sometimes i remember our babysitter when the fog rolls in over the road in the morning i wonder if she still gets high on the good stuff while she drives or if she's just a treehugger
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Aug 23, 2015
Aug 23, 2015 at 9:09 AM UTC
seatbelt spiderweb
our coolest babysitter lit a long joint and drove us to church in her well worn '87 oldsmobile with chipped gold paint a drooping side mirror and a tape player that smelled like stale london gin mothballs and a sunset butterfly heart at the same time it had a deep ocean green calcite mandala dancing from the windshield mirror and a steal-your-face tattooed on the back glass she used to blare brit-pop trying to make the speakers bleed that day when they finally oozed she swerved us left through the other lane and sunday morning fog to cut a jagged path through thick woods and into an oak tree with a soundtrack of slow motion oasis and screeching tires i clammored to the backseat to block the window glass from your beautiful angelic blonde head as dew sprayed into the vacancy from the ditch and when i pulled the seatbelt spiderweb out of your mouth and lifted you out of the car i was standing barefoot in a cluster of bright red sumac next to an ant hill pile of twisted steaming metal and you were dripping blood from your eye and knees asking me if we'd be late for sunday school but you were awake and trying to smile so we followed the powerlines back to the main road holding hands dizzy and sweating worried no one would ever find us limping while the springtime songbirds held their tongues for us but when the hot ringing in my ears finally stopped the sirens grew loud and close and the birds too began their wet lipped eulogy sometimes i think about missing church that day when the weather's bad on nights like last night sometimes i remember our babysitter when the fog rolls in over the road in the morning i wonder if she still gets high on the good stuff while she drives or if she's just a treehugger
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HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC
I HATE OLD HAGS DISCIPLINING ME, BUDDY
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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Gazing through the tallest green nettles I realized they do not bite me Cause it was not the day for stings and aching Cause i had the black mountain boots and a heart on my dim dark sport gown My hands reached upwards the Heavens towards   the white yello Crown of Elder's Abundance Where Scented Blossoms Coloured my skin And exposed my life lines After The coolest tangerine Lemonade I sat on the black soil squished young grasses and found the tiniest snail baby My palm was a giant Plato For it's snailish leg On the left one he was without weight portruding forth to his destination Is it possible that his house was 3,5 mm long Isn't it cute that when streched was 7 mm at lenght Visible horns like 1 mm and half of it The upper The downward Twotwo Four What are you looking at My lines or me If he climbs from my left palm on the right one It's ment to be I'll visit the seaside Fibbonacci House Spiralled Inner layers with colours outer still and translucent Is it possible this tiny snail thinks about me It didn't work It remained on my heart's side Then I moved this cutest creature on my right palm Little little snail you're not a match to squeeze From the right to the left I thought to myself he is she i don't know snail's so young for sure it doesn't seek another snail To cherrish and love Yet It Climbed on my left thumb Beautiful in motion As a revolution For better days It is my heart's side My vision became Sharp Clouds Waffed all around on the deepest blue White and puffy Magickal Metallic Dragonfly Emerged out of Nowhere Had landed on a spider web cocoon on the Verge of Enchanted Forest Where grave monument resides Dragonfly was in the air the invisible wings fluttered My sharp vision focused on another three Blueish camerades They don't need los zapatos They are not obsessed as Imelda was And i wasn't thinking about that at all This words are for you: thank you for the music but the dragonflies buterflies I love most. They were near my heart, one caressed among tall grasses one butterfly also not in oslo and Fibbonnaci Friend who gave me this Sharp vision To see the magic revealing all around.
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May 25, 2015
May 25, 2015 at 5:14 PM UTC
Metallic Blueish Dragonflies on the Verge of Enchanted Forest
Gazing through the tallest green nettles I realized they do not bite me Cause it was not the day for stings and aching Cause i had the black mountain boots and a heart on my dim dark sport gown My hands reached upwards the Heavens towards   the white yello Crown of Elder's Abundance Where Scented Blossoms Coloured my skin And exposed my life lines After The coolest tangerine Lemonade I sat on the black soil squished young grasses and found the tiniest snail baby My palm was a giant Plato For it's snailish leg On the left one he was without weight portruding forth to his destination Is it possible that his house was 3,5 mm long Isn't it cute that when streched was 7 mm at lenght Visible horns like 1 mm and half of it The upper The downward Twotwo Four What are you looking at My lines or me If he climbs from my left palm on the right one It's ment to be I'll visit the seaside Fibbonacci House Spiralled Inner layers with colours outer still and translucent Is it possible this tiny snail thinks about me It didn't work It remained on my heart's side Then I moved this cutest creature on my right palm Little little snail you're not a match to squeeze From the right to the left I thought to myself he is she i don't know snail's so young for sure it doesn't seek another snail To cherrish and love Yet It Climbed on my left thumb Beautiful in motion As a revolution For better days It is my heart's side My vision became Sharp Clouds Waffed all around on the deepest blue White and puffy Magickal Metallic Dragonfly Emerged out of Nowhere Had landed on a spider web cocoon on the Verge of Enchanted Forest Where grave monument resides Dragonfly was in the air the invisible wings fluttered My sharp vision focused on another three Blueish camerades They don't need los zapatos They are not obsessed as Imelda was And i wasn't thinking about that at all This words are for you: thank you for the music but the dragonflies buterflies I love most. They were near my heart, one caressed among tall grasses one butterfly also not in oslo and Fibbonnaci Friend who gave me this Sharp vision To see the magic revealing all around.
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THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 8:38 PM UTC
THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS HERE
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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My friends a witch doctor He wants to grab from within Yes, he is a witch doctor He is a horrible beast And when you feed the witch doctor You give plenty of yeast Oh yeah dude you are the coolest dude I ever saw You are the witch doctor From Bangalore You see the witch doctor He’ll steal food off your plate Yes that witch doctor He doesn’t wanna be your mate He is a witch doctor Which will grab from within You see he is a bad witch doctor We need to lock him up Oh yeah dudes swing your hips And party party party real ****** hard Then the witch doctor Will move to Australia To show us you can really party Without alcohol But Australians won’t listen mate they need their alcohol And that is the way of this Crazy mixed up world With the witch doctor Being the target by police But his powers make the police Say just this The witch doctor is too powerful Nobody will catch him, no Then the witch, who is the witch doctors wife She told him to stop his little prank The witch doctor said No I will never stop oh no So the witch cast a spell to make the witch doctor more loving Then the witch doctor Went to the party He really enjoyed himself there There was no need for evil The witch and the witch doctor Lived happily ever after And they did
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Aug 19, 2018
Aug 19, 2018 at 12:12 AM UTC
the tale of the witch doctor
She doesn't exactly follow an ambition to be part of a new world She isn't exactly the definition of your typical post-modern-feminist girl I'm sorry princess, that you had to have me on this day But you could have made it easier to find something to say Jumped up and done some doing about how my foot got in my mouth this way Instead you're sitting, pouting pretty cause your pretense won't get played I'll watch you smoke your cigarette, while you're in your loose thread Sunday clothes, Let's take one of those strings, hold your dress to the wind and see if it floats Disposable cameras, Forever fights. Forever cameras, Disposable nights. Hey there weary stranger, I'm sorry I got you confused, It's just in my lamer moments like this, I don't know what to do, My silence won't tell you you're beautiful, so I overload and surge through the fuse, Let me shut up and take you to dinner, if you're lucky we'll both get used. We're so over the disposable camera generation, Disposable cameras, Forever fights. Now it's a forever rolling fixation, Forever cameras, Disposable nights. So watch out how you smile, Maybe try to be nice, Cause if happiness is found in teeth, I friend the crocodile, And the coolest cats do the same for the mice So watch out how you smile, Maybe try to be nice, Cause if happiness is found in fangs flashed then I friend the crocodile, And the coolest cats do the same for the mice We're so over the disposable camera generation, Disposable cameras, make way for Forever fights. Now it's a forever rolling fixation, Forever cameras, only roll on Disposable nights.
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Nov 7, 2013
Nov 7, 2013 at 1:22 PM UTC
Disposable Camera
She doesn't exactly follow an ambition to be part of a new world She isn't exactly the definition of your typical post-modern-feminist girl I'm sorry princess, that you had to have me on this day But you could have made it easier to find something to say Jumped up and done some doing about how my foot got in my mouth this way Instead you're sitting, pouting pretty cause your pretense won't get played I'll watch you smoke your cigarette, while you're in your loose thread Sunday clothes, Let's take one of those strings, hold your dress to the wind and see if it floats Disposable cameras, Forever fights. Forever cameras, Disposable nights. Hey there weary stranger, I'm sorry I got you confused, It's just in my lamer moments like this, I don't know what to do, My silence won't tell you you're beautiful, so I overload and surge through the fuse, Let me shut up and take you to dinner, if you're lucky we'll both get used. We're so over the disposable camera generation, Disposable cameras, Forever fights. Now it's a forever rolling fixation, Forever cameras, Disposable nights. So watch out how you smile, Maybe try to be nice, Cause if happiness is found in teeth, I friend the crocodile, And the coolest cats do the same for the mice So watch out how you smile, Maybe try to be nice, Cause if happiness is found in fangs flashed then I friend the crocodile, And the coolest cats do the same for the mice We're so over the disposable camera generation, Disposable cameras, make way for Forever fights. Now it's a forever rolling fixation, Forever cameras, only roll on Disposable nights.
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Trying on my sister’s makeup at six years old, Seemed like the coolest thing, Using all sorts of crayons for your eyes in different colors, Like the ones included in my $1.75 coloring book, I was trying to be beautiful, But I knew I didn’t need it, Using mascara on my hair, Using extensions to make my hair longer, Using blush as eye shadow, Drawing on red cheeks with lipstick, Taking her size B bra and stuffing it with toilet paper, Trying on heels because I want to be taller, Putting on a dress and finally be able to fill it out with my stuffed bra, I thought I was beautiful, Even though I probably looked like a carnival clown, 10 years later, I know how to use makeup, I use mascara on my eyelashes, I use eyeliner for my eyes, I use blush for my cheeks, I use lipstick for my lips, I have a double D bra and fill it without toilet paper, I own heels but I can’t wear them because I am too tall, I have hair to my waist, I’m still trying to be beautiful, But I now won’t show my face without makeup, I wear a mask hoping someone will remove it, To tell me I don’t need it, But they don’t because I do, Because in my eyes, I still look like a carnival clown.
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Sep 26, 2013
Sep 26, 2013 at 4:25 PM UTC
Carnival Clown.
As I Move Out, Butterflies Welcome Me, Seeing Their Punctuality, I Bow To Thee, Further I Keep Moving To The District Park The Aroma Of Golden Flowers Fully Fills Within Of Me. That miraculous Gift I Get From Cassia Fistula That Are In Full Glory Because Of Its Flowers, The Cuckoos Coo And The Peacocks Dance Fully Drenched I Am In The Coolest Showers.
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May 31, 2021
May 31, 2021 at 3:58 AM UTC
Dance of Nature
Dear Superman, I don’t think you remember me, The other day you saved me and my mom From a burning building, we were on the top floor I was the one that said you were the coolest You didn’t happen to see my dog Max did you? We can’t find him but I’m sure he’s fine Everybody is fine I was wondering though, How much can you lift? I mean how strong are you? A car? A plane? A building? An island? How long can you hold my dreams on your shoulders? Can you put Atlas to shame? I heard you could take a broken heart, and force it together? Is it true you’re in love with Lois Lane? What do you do when she wants you to leave her alone, And you can still see and hear her? Can only kryptonite pierce your heart? Or are words sharper? Can Lois break you? With her heart and Luthor’s mind, what chance do you have? Those are two muscles you can’t flex You are after all just a man, an orphan like me. Cause mom hasn’t come home. There was too much smoke. Do you forget about things like food and air? I’ve seen you fly in space where the oxygen is scarce I guess you don’t need what we need. How do you fly? I never see you flap your arms. Does gravity affect you? Or is there no attraction Between you and the things around? Who do you know that can see you without your mask? Does anybody get to see you naked? Without your walls and impenetrable skin. Cause it’s not fair that you get to see us, hear us And you won’t stop pretending, Playing with us. Does a man of steel believe in God? Surely you could find him out there, you could Challenge him to an arm wrestling match. What happens if you win? Do you believe in heaven? Or do you even have to believe? If you can look Through the earth, hear across the universe. Do you get to visit and talk to the dead? Have you talked to your parents, caught up? Can you find my mom? Why do you hide in a fortress? What are you protecting yourself from? From the people you save? Or from the people you didn’t? Because perhaps if solitude was your goal, You should try staying home. I would like that.
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Mar 15, 2011
Mar 15, 2011 at 7:21 PM UTC
A Letter to Superman
Dear Superman, I don’t think you remember me, The other day you saved me and my mom From a burning building, we were on the top floor I was the one that said you were the coolest You didn’t happen to see my dog Max did you? We can’t find him but I’m sure he’s fine Everybody is fine I was wondering though, How much can you lift? I mean how strong are you? A car? A plane? A building? An island? How long can you hold my dreams on your shoulders? Can you put Atlas to shame? I heard you could take a broken heart, and force it together? Is it true you’re in love with Lois Lane? What do you do when she wants you to leave her alone, And you can still see and hear her? Can only kryptonite pierce your heart? Or are words sharper? Can Lois break you? With her heart and Luthor’s mind, what chance do you have? Those are two muscles you can’t flex You are after all just a man, an orphan like me. Cause mom hasn’t come home. There was too much smoke. Do you forget about things like food and air? I’ve seen you fly in space where the oxygen is scarce I guess you don’t need what we need. How do you fly? I never see you flap your arms. Does gravity affect you? Or is there no attraction Between you and the things around? Who do you know that can see you without your mask? Does anybody get to see you naked? Without your walls and impenetrable skin. Cause it’s not fair that you get to see us, hear us And you won’t stop pretending, Playing with us. Does a man of steel believe in God? Surely you could find him out there, you could Challenge him to an arm wrestling match. What happens if you win? Do you believe in heaven? Or do you even have to believe? If you can look Through the earth, hear across the universe. Do you get to visit and talk to the dead? Have you talked to your parents, caught up? Can you find my mom? Why do you hide in a fortress? What are you protecting yourself from? From the people you save? Or from the people you didn’t? Because perhaps if solitude was your goal, You should try staying home. I would like that.
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Train Sets were always the coolest gift I mean, I never got one but that's what the movies say now I ride trains daily monotonous jumble of commute.work.commute. sleep. a ******    brains get swallowed whole without my morning Joe but there was a time... ...there was a time when I rode that Polar Express to bliss         crazed off hot chocolate    golden ticket in hand then I slipped on ice caps instead of sleeping on beaches dreaming up Mad Hatter candy mogels then Tom Hank's voice was the patter of reindeer and magic was cast by wizards    not scientists A White Beard wise as Gandolf & Dumbledore    specked with canyons of God would laugh jolly into a nation         into a season    into that dusting galaxy of a child's eye that beard    holy and revered would laugh humanity into a rattled world slipping down chimneys it would leave propaganda of hope in the form of trainsets No, I never got one      but I loved that beard         and the silver bells on its sleigh they are voiceless now but I keep them for their shine I miss those days                  ...sometimes... I think about them on my train rides wishing I had a different destination
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Dec 27, 2012
Dec 27, 2012 at 3:10 PM UTC
White Beard
little girl, you better hold on hold on tight to the charcoal sturdiness of a railing, to the warmth emitting from the barrier of your father's arm, for the bus would bring you there once, twice, a hundred times to the first turbulence of a flight you are onboard from the very start, and like that tedious twenty-two hours to america like the cousins who followed the eldest, coolest brother up hanging on an escalator track turbulences come one, another until the odyssey sews to a close along with your shredded dreams your corrupted perceptions, your wrinkles, your bruised, weary heart which would thus lay within your burnt, soulless corpse
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Sep 16, 2013
Sep 16, 2013 at 1:07 PM UTC
toddler in black with the tiny ponytail
He says he says so many things, that ring and sing in my head, She says things and she never regrets things, that means everything. If I don’t like myself so much I just hush up and listen with a rush And blood pushes old thoughts of friendships back to the surface, To revisit I flourish, nourish my crushed ego back to health, With myself image, the key to a happier self. If I could capture how they see me and leave it live stream While I’m dreaming I would feel worth it, Broken, sarcastic, supportive, gorgeous and worth it. My baggage looks like nothing to them compared to my Kick *** advice and ability to stick around, How funny I am when I play clown drying your tears, And laughing at things that aren’t funny. She thinks I’m the coolest sense sliced bread, And he says I’m the only one he lets so far into his cryptic head. And they all say I am the strongest girl they have ever met.
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Sep 15, 2012
Sep 15, 2012 at 8:49 PM UTC
If i loved me like they did
I miss the feeling of pure happiness I got when I was able to run around in the rain and not get in trouble for dirtying my clothes. I miss staying outside on warm summer nights with my brothers catching fireflies until we were forced inside. I miss jamming out to "heart and soul" on the piano with my dad, thinking it was the coolest thing in the world. I miss my grandma telling me not to roll down the hill with no shirt on because I would be itchy. (But I did of course anyway. Several times.) I miss waiting for the heaviest snowfall, and going outside for hours to build a snowfort. (Even though we got cold and kicked it down anyway.) I miss being carefree. Only worrying about what mom was cooking for dinner. Most of all, I miss how much more the little things meant to me. I long for those feelings again.
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Jan 30, 2015
Jan 30, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC
I wanna be young again.