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"burping" poems
son spreads knee blood into ******* &/or sidewalk chalk. mixes reds to pinks with head cracking asphalt. of god & country. of soggy bread in a lunch-bag; snackpack readied. he skates. the concussed ****** of booming youth. omega he: to the wolf pack outers. breathing love of summer, he is the son drunk on hi-c & burping. watching teenaged supersoakers yodel on a bridge. florida. son sneaks out late to rationalize the city’s features under strange light & love of nightly people. boy sculpts body out of beast, turned dark corners. arrives swollen. his father erects a roofed flattop in the backyard slab with flood light electronics taught to worship the shred. mother rattles the blender on the kitchen outskirts, ***** breathed & nearing with hugs. blister-itched. glossed folds of scar tissue. those days on summer-beyond when the neighborhood pulsates. with satellite dishes tuneforking high-frequency vibrations from outerspace & pigeons explode. son’s ears bleed, & the television goes unwatched. he snaps plank & ankle protein, refurbishing his legs into iron-rods or wands of summer anthem. cold war. he empties sugar-sweat & toxins into the storm-drain. essence of wet heat, skin pinched, & friend of ghosts. a three legged dog lay in the shade leisurely watching the boy skate on endless.
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Apr 1, 2014
Apr 1, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
skateboard gothic
Asleep alone I got the light scare Of a nightmare With my plight there Which wouldn't fight fair Awake awaits Chirping is all I hear Dragging life into focus Getting the lens clear To see things are hopeless My aches and pains Are my body's refrain To remind me of existence Despite my mental resistance I am lucid I take my shoelace And loop it To run a new race Timidly trembling The violence in my dreams Matches the silence and screams That defile us and our team Making the nightmares real And the pain I can feel So it's love I steal A devil's deal Hell unsealed I can hear the vultures chirping Or maybe they're just burping Out the demons I ignored My forgiveness they implored To meet a silent scorn Like a muted tribal horn Banishing them to another realm With my ostracism at the helm Until the lonely are overwhelmed And I see the error of my ways Once I'm part of this chaotic haze Practically paralyzed I am lost In this game I've met the boss He and I the same He is a voice Chirping in my ear Saying I have no choice I should give in to fear And just drink beer Until the end is here Carelessly comatose The birds that once sang beautifully Now retreat dutifully When they see my thoughtless anger Turn me into a ruthless stranger Creating danger For those living righteously They start fighting me Trying to enlighten me Which is only exciting me Because I lack the sight to see What the world could be If we could harmonize Like the birds Not using argent lies But soothing words Yet there is no tax exemption For my reluctant redemption So my mind invented No incentive Soul slaughtered The tear jerking Birds chirping Constantly remind me Inside my sleep they find me Thrusting me into a life unwinding Through my window the sun is blinding When I start to fear my brother After seeing mirrors in others Reflecting my attitude Of ingratitude I had a nasty nightmare Of Camp Crystal Lake Filled with misfit flakes Paying for their mistakes With pain and suffering As deep as a submarine Being torn apart For every decision Hiding their heart To avoid incisions And once all these losers are slain The birds chirping start a new day
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Jun 29, 2018
Jun 29, 2018 at 4:14 AM UTC
Chirping
Asleep alone I got the light scare Of a nightmare With my plight there Which wouldn't fight fair Awake awaits Chirping is all I hear Dragging life into focus Getting the lens clear To see things are hopeless My aches and pains Are my body's refrain To remind me of existence Despite my mental resistance I am lucid I take my shoelace And loop it To run a new race Timidly trembling The violence in my dreams Matches the silence and screams That defile us and our team Making the nightmares real And the pain I can feel So it's love I steal A devil's deal Hell unsealed I can hear the vultures chirping Or maybe they're just burping Out the demons I ignored My forgiveness they implored To meet a silent scorn Like a muted tribal horn Banishing them to another realm With my ostracism at the helm Until the lonely are overwhelmed And I see the error of my ways Once I'm part of this chaotic haze Practically paralyzed I am lost In this game I've met the boss He and I the same He is a voice Chirping in my ear Saying I have no choice I should give in to fear And just drink beer Until the end is here Carelessly comatose The birds that once sang beautifully Now retreat dutifully When they see my thoughtless anger Turn me into a ruthless stranger Creating danger For those living righteously They start fighting me Trying to enlighten me Which is only exciting me Because I lack the sight to see What the world could be If we could harmonize Like the birds Not using argent lies But soothing words Yet there is no tax exemption For my reluctant redemption So my mind invented No incentive Soul slaughtered The tear jerking Birds chirping Constantly remind me Inside my sleep they find me Thrusting me into a life unwinding Through my window the sun is blinding When I start to fear my brother After seeing mirrors in others Reflecting my attitude Of ingratitude I had a nasty nightmare Of Camp Crystal Lake Filled with misfit flakes Paying for their mistakes With pain and suffering As deep as a submarine Being torn apart For every decision Hiding their heart To avoid incisions And once all these losers are slain The birds chirping start a new day
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you see i am very very hungry, so much in fact i burp very weirdly, yeah i feel so weird i burp loud and i burp soft when i have a nice cream bun or a nice beef nachos and i feel like a nice packet of chocolate biscuits ya know to have with my coca cola i was watching ellen degenerous and i felt like eating the pie that went in the contestants face yeah i feel like a bag of popcorn as well as choctop at the movies because my mouth is burping very weirdly i don’t want to have this burping feeling i feel like a strawberry milk and i am fighting myself saying, no, i don’t need it the strawberry milk says yes, i do, but i don’t want a strawberry milk, it’ll just make me fat i wanna lose weight but the burping is making me want food, i want a nice chocolate bar and i want a bag of marshmallows, i want to have more energy so i can be a cool person, that i am, i know the burping really is bugging me and i do want it to stop, STOP, making me feel this way, i want to an artist and a writer and not an eater please leave me alone strawberry milk and leave me alone chocolate biscuits, i don’t want to eat you i feel like a chocolate biscuit, but then i say, i will grow fat, ya know keep the fat on me i don’t want to be fat, i want to lose weight, so leave me alone ya ****** strawberry milk and coke i want to feel fit in my mind, so i can write and be creative please leave me alone, junk food, i don’t want to eat you but the junk food gets in my mind and makes me smell the nice chocolate i know coke used to be a medicine, but i don’t wanna drink ya i like to have a healthy lifestyle, and i want to lose this burping because it’s the medication making me wanna eat, like donuts and vanilla slices and cream buns and dewok chinese stir fry’s and chocolate biscuits and chocolate desserts and strawberry milk and a large bottle of coca cola, as my medicine, I DON’T WANT THAT i had a garden salad for lunch as well as a few glasses of water i hate being fat, so that means at 2-30 pm, i will go for another walk, whether i feel like it or not because i must get rid of all this food from my body, so i don’t get diabetes so if you feel fat, because you eat too much food, push yourself into walking and walk a regular pace, so you don’t feel sluggish
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Feb 15, 2016
Feb 15, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC
the mouth watering burp, will stop if eat this, STOP IT
you see i am very very hungry, so much in fact i burp very weirdly, yeah i feel so weird i burp loud and i burp soft when i have a nice cream bun or a nice beef nachos and i feel like a nice packet of chocolate biscuits ya know to have with my coca cola i was watching ellen degenerous and i felt like eating the pie that went in the contestants face yeah i feel like a bag of popcorn as well as choctop at the movies because my mouth is burping very weirdly i don’t want to have this burping feeling i feel like a strawberry milk and i am fighting myself saying, no, i don’t need it the strawberry milk says yes, i do, but i don’t want a strawberry milk, it’ll just make me fat i wanna lose weight but the burping is making me want food, i want a nice chocolate bar and i want a bag of marshmallows, i want to have more energy so i can be a cool person, that i am, i know the burping really is bugging me and i do want it to stop, STOP, making me feel this way, i want to an artist and a writer and not an eater please leave me alone strawberry milk and leave me alone chocolate biscuits, i don’t want to eat you i feel like a chocolate biscuit, but then i say, i will grow fat, ya know keep the fat on me i don’t want to be fat, i want to lose weight, so leave me alone ya ****** strawberry milk and coke i want to feel fit in my mind, so i can write and be creative please leave me alone, junk food, i don’t want to eat you but the junk food gets in my mind and makes me smell the nice chocolate i know coke used to be a medicine, but i don’t wanna drink ya i like to have a healthy lifestyle, and i want to lose this burping because it’s the medication making me wanna eat, like donuts and vanilla slices and cream buns and dewok chinese stir fry’s and chocolate biscuits and chocolate desserts and strawberry milk and a large bottle of coca cola, as my medicine, I DON’T WANT THAT i had a garden salad for lunch as well as a few glasses of water i hate being fat, so that means at 2-30 pm, i will go for another walk, whether i feel like it or not because i must get rid of all this food from my body, so i don’t get diabetes so if you feel fat, because you eat too much food, push yourself into walking and walk a regular pace, so you don’t feel sluggish
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I ate all the stars last night every single one Then I had a comet cone for dessert Now I have starburn and I'm burping up rays of light that sunburn my throat The comet cone was too sugary So I let it spew away Now I have to learn all the new constellations And of course it's all Confucius
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Jun 15, 2015
Jun 15, 2015 at 11:00 PM UTC
Star Eater
Eat the fourth cookie. Bring back that fuzzy green sweater with lint ***** so stubborn that even the strongest lint roller couldn’t break the bond they have with the sweater. I know you pick your nose in public. You stutter every time I ask who lives on Mamaroneck Street. You have burping contests with yourself while you’re on the toilet. I don’t care how you clip your toenails on today’s newspaper. I still read it after you’re done. I love that you paint each nail in a different neon color, eat chocolate chips and green tea for breakfast, and salt your apples. You cry every time you watch Titanic. I agree Rose should’ve moved to the side and shared the plank with Jack. You rap to Baby Got Back fifty nine times in a row. I wish we danced to it more often. I wish you would tell me what you write in your red book. I know you pretend you’re Beyonce in concert while working out, and think Michael Buble wrote haven’t met you yet for you. I love that you keep the ticket stubs from every single movie we see in the tea jar under your bed. You smell of cologne every time you walk into the house. You don’t know how to whisper. You never have. You tell me you’ll be back by noon but don’t come back till 7 p.m. You use your knitting needles as chopsticks when we order sushi, And don’t stamp any of the letters you send your mom. Even though you have seven wallets, you keep all your money loose in your bag and throw away all the pennies in the trash. You pretend your belly-fat is a puppet that can talk and sing, And you flirt with the waiter for extra hot sauce. You hate it when I use your cell-phone And every night you kiss him goodnight at the train station.
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Dec 12, 2011
Dec 12, 2011 at 11:19 AM UTC
Dear Janice
Eat the fourth cookie. Bring back that fuzzy green sweater with lint ***** so stubborn that even the strongest lint roller couldn’t break the bond they have with the sweater. I know you pick your nose in public. You stutter every time I ask who lives on Mamaroneck Street. You have burping contests with yourself while you’re on the toilet. I don’t care how you clip your toenails on today’s newspaper. I still read it after you’re done. I love that you paint each nail in a different neon color, eat chocolate chips and green tea for breakfast, and salt your apples. You cry every time you watch Titanic. I agree Rose should’ve moved to the side and shared the plank with Jack. You rap to Baby Got Back fifty nine times in a row. I wish we danced to it more often. I wish you would tell me what you write in your red book. I know you pretend you’re Beyonce in concert while working out, and think Michael Buble wrote haven’t met you yet for you. I love that you keep the ticket stubs from every single movie we see in the tea jar under your bed. You smell of cologne every time you walk into the house. You don’t know how to whisper. You never have. You tell me you’ll be back by noon but don’t come back till 7 p.m. You use your knitting needles as chopsticks when we order sushi, And don’t stamp any of the letters you send your mom. Even though you have seven wallets, you keep all your money loose in your bag and throw away all the pennies in the trash. You pretend your belly-fat is a puppet that can talk and sing, And you flirt with the waiter for extra hot sauce. You hate it when I use your cell-phone And every night you kiss him goodnight at the train station.
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a polar vortex swirls eastward on Siberian Tiger paws bounding over Appalachian Highlands gobbling geography gelling Great Lakes spawning Erie blizzards sculpting Wabash ice floes clogging commerce all along the Ohio River Valley this voracious juggernaut’s wide maw bears icicle teeth laughing as it swallows Pittsburgh, Little Philly, and a Big Apple, before gorging itself on generous portions ladled into simmering crocks of steaming Boston Baked Beans growling blue arctic air blasts roar bursts pipes savages the heat of blasting furnaces, bubbling boilers, hot belly stoves frantically drinking oil, flaming gas burning wood and burping soot the blistering jet stream claws screech a slashing stratospheric hum as Frigidaire blasts swallows breath brittles limbs chafes cheeks gnaws earlobes crystallizes tears nibbles nostrils cubes snot numbs toes bites digits diving sub zero gradient subdues batteries to deaden states delays buses derails trains cuts power constricts veins preys on vagabonds and animals get the homeless off the street! bring the animals in check on your elderly neighbors don’t get caught outside and shut the **** door! do you own stock in the Public Service? beware the polar vortex and next months heating bill Sonny Boy Williamson & Otis Spann Nine Below Zero Oakland 1/6/14 jbm
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Jan 6, 2014
Jan 6, 2014 at 2:43 PM UTC
Polar Vortex
It isn't sadness; that is the biggest misconception. People treat it like an emotion infecting a blue day, labeling slightly soaked cheeks as this ailment of the mind. The term is cracked like a whip in stinging insult: weak, powerless, loser, outcast. It is feeling a lack of feeling, where one exists in a mental state of wanting to be anything but lethargic yet finding nothing worthwhile inside with which to take action: no talent, no skill, no interest. It is not only not believing one has any energy but seeing nothing to which to give it, in yourself, in others, in the world. It is severe despondency and dejection, consuming worlds like oozing, viscose magma dribbling uncontrollably as burning ***** from the mountain's fiery mouth burping filthily as is sludges onward. It isn't sorrow, or misery, or despair. It is inadequacy, an ebb of interest in life, with a sliver of interest to take it.
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Aug 19, 2014
Aug 19, 2014 at 12:05 AM UTC
Pain without Torture
Plate was full with delightful dishes Served by the lovable hands Kept in front of one who Couldn't enjoy the meal so delicious. Burp was heard somewhere nearby every eyes followed the burp Saw a hungry man eating leftovers Mouthful with teasing appetite and tears burping in his contented eyes! ©ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY GEETHA JAYAKUMAR 2014 © GEETHA JAYAKUMAR 2014
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May 17, 2015
May 17, 2015 at 3:21 PM UTC
Burp!
I ate so much cereal to mask my pain. I ate because I was rebelling against myself. Now I'm burping up my cereal. It doesn't taste good anymore. Karma
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Dec 11, 2014
Dec 11, 2014 at 3:57 PM UTC
Cereal 2
when you’re depressed you can get people to mix you Arnold Palmers or even John Dalys if you ask nicely then you can get drunk without anyone giving you **** because all good depressed people drown their grief with ***** and all good depressed people die silently in doleful cloud without drawing attention from burping too loudly or collapsing on a street corner no pain should be silent with a tall glass of sweetened tea a couple shots of ***** and a pencil writing furiously the last thoughts the last rights the stencil of the moon because all that will be left will be a memory of you standing naked in the mall screaming I love you John Daly!!! Take me with you!!! unfortunately John Daly isn’t god and he can’t zap you from this earth no matter how much you scream you will always be a ghost on fire drunk and afraid wailing through the atmosphere like a cat being held by its tail you the definition of good depressed people
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Jul 29, 2016
Jul 29, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC
Untitled
Cell phone shield in hand, the mirror-me peers into a shoddy, cracked up dream reflector-slash-protector as I make amends with my agitated mitochondria and attempt to drill miniscule holes into paper dolls without ripping them. So screams the wall hanging! Banshees dance, falling into cyclical romances as cream colored microphones peek out around one-way windows wondering whether or not the smiles will hold. Eyes still, eyes wrinkles crinkling, spit spray sprinkling. Connect to the dreamers. Push your plug into my cracking wall sockets, pull me apart at the seams. So cries the doorstopper! Knees bleed from street corner séances and eyes green grass that's afraid to ask where its clover went but heavens, it's bent for hell. Pray tell me, burping chickadee, when did your teeth glass over with a film of cerulean and your bones start sailing through tepid reminders that you may end this life a failure, swallowing Uncle Ben's rice packet trash at the dark black bottom of the Pacific? So sighs the statue! Broken walkie talkies feed red back to nothing and knick knack hoarders note the familiar festering of deadly bacteria in the lungs and on the tippy top of the tongue. Space cadets rocket through concrete jungles containing apartment after apartment after apartment filled with mannequins filled with sand filled with unevenly severed hands. So speaks the ornament! So declares the dashboard decal! Sensual scholarly seekers seem so totally hip and read feminist poetry to dispel the myths and spit on the irony. I won't dare to flatter you with the focused attention of stone or allow the personable picture frame to make the secrets of the microscopic universe known. So suggests the ship siren! So recites the repository! Empty yourself into me, adopt a new philosophy, abandon in within two weeks so I can see and you can seep, your fluttering robin heart to keep and glaciers to arrive upon a salty brown eternal sleep. Deliver me to the melting shopping mall! The centennial fire alarm goes off at the tip of the cliff, at the end of the hall.
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Aug 24, 2014
Aug 24, 2014 at 3:28 PM UTC
(so recites the repository)
Cell phone shield in hand, the mirror-me peers into a shoddy, cracked up dream reflector-slash-protector as I make amends with my agitated mitochondria and attempt to drill miniscule holes into paper dolls without ripping them. So screams the wall hanging! Banshees dance, falling into cyclical romances as cream colored microphones peek out around one-way windows wondering whether or not the smiles will hold. Eyes still, eyes wrinkles crinkling, spit spray sprinkling. Connect to the dreamers. Push your plug into my cracking wall sockets, pull me apart at the seams. So cries the doorstopper! Knees bleed from street corner séances and eyes green grass that's afraid to ask where its clover went but heavens, it's bent for hell. Pray tell me, burping chickadee, when did your teeth glass over with a film of cerulean and your bones start sailing through tepid reminders that you may end this life a failure, swallowing Uncle Ben's rice packet trash at the dark black bottom of the Pacific? So sighs the statue! Broken walkie talkies feed red back to nothing and knick knack hoarders note the familiar festering of deadly bacteria in the lungs and on the tippy top of the tongue. Space cadets rocket through concrete jungles containing apartment after apartment after apartment filled with mannequins filled with sand filled with unevenly severed hands. So speaks the ornament! So declares the dashboard decal! Sensual scholarly seekers seem so totally hip and read feminist poetry to dispel the myths and spit on the irony. I won't dare to flatter you with the focused attention of stone or allow the personable picture frame to make the secrets of the microscopic universe known. So suggests the ship siren! So recites the repository! Empty yourself into me, adopt a new philosophy, abandon in within two weeks so I can see and you can seep, your fluttering robin heart to keep and glaciers to arrive upon a salty brown eternal sleep. Deliver me to the melting shopping mall! The centennial fire alarm goes off at the tip of the cliff, at the end of the hall.
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What happened to the girl, The girl that hated me with everything she had Only to realize that we had so much in common And that it made no sense As to why we hated each other? What happened to the girl, The girl that became my best friend And told me that nothing would come between us No matter what? What happened to the girl, The girl that was there when I was broken hearted Who told me to stop shedding tears over him, He wasn’t worth it; There were other fish in the sea? What happened to the girl, The girl that made sure I didn’t get hurt playing sports That I wasn’t pushing my limits, Who was worried when I wore a knee brace? What happened to the girl, The girl that told me when I was being stupid, When I was about to get hurt because I wasn’t thinking, Who told me to express myself in other ways? What happened to the girl, The girl that was crazy and hyper with me, Who danced around, had burping competitions with me, That would come up with weird combinations of food to eat Who stayed up late and shared secrets with me? What happened to the girl, The girl that wrote a poem to me on my first birthday apart from you, Who gave me a soccer ball and popcorn as a present Who said that the distance wouldn’t mean a single thing And we’d always have each other, Who was terrified to tell me that she was leaving because she didn’t know how to say it? What happened to the girl, The girl that was my best friend Who was always there for me no matter what That looked after me And made sure I didn’t get hurt or do something stupid Who made sure I was okay? What happened to the girl, The girl that was my best friend? She got lost somewhere along the way Somewhere into an abyss An abyss that I couldn’t drag her out of. I guess we’re back to the beginning; Back to you hating me. This time though, I don’t hate you back.
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Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013 at 12:14 AM UTC
What Happened to Her?
What happened to the girl, The girl that hated me with everything she had Only to realize that we had so much in common And that it made no sense As to why we hated each other? What happened to the girl, The girl that became my best friend And told me that nothing would come between us No matter what? What happened to the girl, The girl that was there when I was broken hearted Who told me to stop shedding tears over him, He wasn’t worth it; There were other fish in the sea? What happened to the girl, The girl that made sure I didn’t get hurt playing sports That I wasn’t pushing my limits, Who was worried when I wore a knee brace? What happened to the girl, The girl that told me when I was being stupid, When I was about to get hurt because I wasn’t thinking, Who told me to express myself in other ways? What happened to the girl, The girl that was crazy and hyper with me, Who danced around, had burping competitions with me, That would come up with weird combinations of food to eat Who stayed up late and shared secrets with me? What happened to the girl, The girl that wrote a poem to me on my first birthday apart from you, Who gave me a soccer ball and popcorn as a present Who said that the distance wouldn’t mean a single thing And we’d always have each other, Who was terrified to tell me that she was leaving because she didn’t know how to say it? What happened to the girl, The girl that was my best friend Who was always there for me no matter what That looked after me And made sure I didn’t get hurt or do something stupid Who made sure I was okay? What happened to the girl, The girl that was my best friend? She got lost somewhere along the way Somewhere into an abyss An abyss that I couldn’t drag her out of. I guess we’re back to the beginning; Back to you hating me. This time though, I don’t hate you back.
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Thoughts evolve-- some harden it's not a restart-- --it's a re-tuneup like a mitochondrion blast to the brain unchained and unburdened burping out old patterns with unhinged words orbiting Saturn's Rings the Summer Breeze keeps teaching me and I to her with burning clarity. It's feeling silly slinging cyclical prisons off mental cliffs singing Hallelujah 'till New Year in our own time flying through space in her eyes electrifying each other when I sometimes understand arabic.   There's a shift in the desert sands-- feeling rain as I dance on my mind's eye like waking up from a hallucination as the water reignites my earthy veins burning brightly off my tongue breathing fresh air upon entering another vertical 27th dimension in space cause our smiles done gone crazy   like an azurite lightning strike to the brain! The name whispered in my mind by the Summer Breeze cause I cool things down with ease with my spiraling cyclical George Carlin cynical thoughts marchin' causing revolution within ourselves beating hearts bleeding art singing blues getting lost in the dawn light sun sparkling in our smiles smoking like a peace pipe being passed around a campfire.
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Dec 31, 2012
Dec 31, 2012 at 4:15 PM UTC
Why Brycical?
From the moment you hold your baby's arms, you will never be the same. You might long for the person you were before, When you had freedom and time, And nothing, in particular, to worry about. You will know tiredness like you never knew it before, And days will run into days that are exactly the same, Pull of feeding and burping, ***** changes and crying, whining and fighting, Naps or a lack of naps, It might seem like a never-ending cycle.
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Sep 17, 2018
Sep 17, 2018 at 11:39 AM UTC
The last time
burning strangled fleece we bump chaotically soft arrogance in morally languid pronation leg burping fossas femoral twain (in which i'm giddy a mustache of bristles coarse fuzz and grumbling prickles hugely onyx( graciously bundled to what about the huddled pulsing of EXPLODING GRIT! in every flush molecule of bashful prim ) we girt or flay the frightened silence scrambling gently on our scalding merriment.:',). . . . . . . . .
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Jan 27, 2011
Jan 27, 2011 at 10:55 AM UTC
burning strangled fleece
The chirds are burping, the blowers are flooming. The droys are beaming Of firls so gine. The dees are boing what dees bo best. So loys bet's do what dees bo best. Hind the foney.
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Jul 2, 2010
Jul 2, 2010 at 8:38 AM UTC
Spring
*i vent, i'm sure you heard of the invention known as the ventilator... it's like a lung-clone-subservient of a "nanny quality" of automating the words: breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... it precursors the in and outsources the *out, there's a cult-like-scheme involving the use of... the stated tools... worthy of a suggestion that epitomises August as the month of harvest - i.e. the sun finally sets to auburn crops and **** me, isn't the bread rightly puffy?! toad-squidgy aye aye? go on, give us a burping caricature of a squeeze!* imagine uttering the words: i hope your mother lies eternally run-sacked with hopes of former ****** glory, ***** bleeding, as if a Mongolian horde just passed her with a glorious encore of clapping to match... because that's what i assert as been done to my mother, you don't even understand the verb or adjective or conjunction behind the noun.... after all, you're an African Muslim and a pyramid builder, a ******* jaded jock-strap and gag's worth of you the Ben & Jerry... praise the Koran but don't understand that behind each noun there's a collective grammatical structure, **** you English political correctness, **** you! **** YOU! have your Reagent's Street and Oxford Street, have 'em! behind the noun all grammatical categories follow suite... universal noun, what category for the particular? ape transforms into apish, or Quasimodo or ~ape, nouns are units, like centimetres, forget the other things, unless you: let the shoppers drop dead like flies! but imagine saying the words: i hope your mother gets gang-raped by an equivalent of a Mongolian horde; yep, Mongolian necrophilia. you said it to my mother, and i'm mourning, alive, and counting.... once more... so **** you*!
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Jun 15, 2016
Jun 15, 2016 at 2:02 PM UTC
imagine the hatred
*i vent, i'm sure you heard of the invention known as the ventilator... it's like a lung-clone-subservient of a "nanny quality" of automating the words: breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... it precursors the in and outsources the *out, there's a cult-like-scheme involving the use of... the stated tools... worthy of a suggestion that epitomises August as the month of harvest - i.e. the sun finally sets to auburn crops and **** me, isn't the bread rightly puffy?! toad-squidgy aye aye? go on, give us a burping caricature of a squeeze!* imagine uttering the words: i hope your mother lies eternally run-sacked with hopes of former ****** glory, ***** bleeding, as if a Mongolian horde just passed her with a glorious encore of clapping to match... because that's what i assert as been done to my mother, you don't even understand the verb or adjective or conjunction behind the noun.... after all, you're an African Muslim and a pyramid builder, a ******* jaded jock-strap and gag's worth of you the Ben & Jerry... praise the Koran but don't understand that behind each noun there's a collective grammatical structure, **** you English political correctness, **** you! **** YOU! have your Reagent's Street and Oxford Street, have 'em! behind the noun all grammatical categories follow suite... universal noun, what category for the particular? ape transforms into apish, or Quasimodo or ~ape, nouns are units, like centimetres, forget the other things, unless you: let the shoppers drop dead like flies! but imagine saying the words: i hope your mother gets gang-raped by an equivalent of a Mongolian horde; yep, Mongolian necrophilia. you said it to my mother, and i'm mourning, alive, and counting.... once more... so **** you*!
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While not everybody naps Simply everybody craps. If you don’t you’re a goner I swear by my honor There’s no substitute for it So just get used to it. It’s like boogers, you see It’s not talked of openly. The public has an allergy Of what can be said honestly. You can admit to burping But must do so excusing As if you had taken a dump Instead of expelling a lump Of non-poisonous gas. Society is a *** And while we’re at it We live in a world here Where ******* are reshaped And formed by a brassiere But no crotch bulges for men Especially not big shaped ones. As I have already implied Society is a mean son-of-a-gun. Breastfeeding an infant is Seen as some kind of **** But under-aged girls in bikinis? That is why men were born. They were put on earth to see And love nature and its gifts. But women in public should Not show uncovered **** Just remember this and You will do very well. Being natural is for sure The best way to go to hell. You must always look to The bluenosed of society To shape your fine sense Of decency and propriety. A natural person, as God made Is surely just the Devil’s work. Because the Devil is more Important that that God **** God and Santa make lists And punish us by and bye But Satan does it right now And then spits in your eye. So, be the proper citizen And don’t do what is natural. Following on nature’s bent Will do you no good at all. Even though the Bible won’t Agree to this simple plan Just look around you to learn What is in society’s plan.
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Jun 7, 2015
Jun 7, 2015 at 9:42 PM UTC
NATURE IS A MOTHER
While not everybody naps Simply everybody craps. If you don’t you’re a goner I swear by my honor There’s no substitute for it So just get used to it. It’s like boogers, you see It’s not talked of openly. The public has an allergy Of what can be said honestly. You can admit to burping But must do so excusing As if you had taken a dump Instead of expelling a lump Of non-poisonous gas. Society is a *** And while we’re at it We live in a world here Where ******* are reshaped And formed by a brassiere But no crotch bulges for men Especially not big shaped ones. As I have already implied Society is a mean son-of-a-gun. Breastfeeding an infant is Seen as some kind of **** But under-aged girls in bikinis? That is why men were born. They were put on earth to see And love nature and its gifts. But women in public should Not show uncovered **** Just remember this and You will do very well. Being natural is for sure The best way to go to hell. You must always look to The bluenosed of society To shape your fine sense Of decency and propriety. A natural person, as God made Is surely just the Devil’s work. Because the Devil is more Important that that God **** God and Santa make lists And punish us by and bye But Satan does it right now And then spits in your eye. So, be the proper citizen And don’t do what is natural. Following on nature’s bent Will do you no good at all. Even though the Bible won’t Agree to this simple plan Just look around you to learn What is in society’s plan.
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tease and taunt pick and poke scratch and maul stab and choke bring us this bring us that hello brother fill my hat merry christmas help a ****** seasons’ greetings stuff your monkey i want i pad i love i mad i spend i fly i live i die text me facebook email me twitter **** champagne and roll in glitter where is love an epic fail why is lindsay not in jail give me more give me more i want to be a retail ***** mommy mommy why is santa burping loud to **** mylanta shred the paper back to work new year’s yay go beserk another year of joy and love return this item push and shove was here first you stupid **** wait there’s oprah let’s all hug holiday wish from me to thou holy hell shoot me now
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Dec 14, 2013
Dec 14, 2013 at 11:26 AM UTC
noel
do writhe and hue the absolute walls of thy slanderous landscape burping turgidly a draft of flexing notation and i cup thy lyrics in their burning varnish )a sea scalloped with drunk wondering breath          )inexorable limber teeth chomp gloriously the pale bit of dapper sunlight       peaking bravely afore his bashful explosion on                                                 the hard water patiently housed by your ungilt frame                                my crumb most luscious a fair fairy of murdered perfection                          thou art all the excellence. herein contained this pathetic welt of humanity. i am ever only                   ,                                               so far a star        in your onyx vestige and more                   and more                                  and                                                    more
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Dec 6, 2010
Dec 6, 2010 at 10:19 AM UTC
do writhe and hue the absolute walls
Some weeping in the silt of river grass, A speckled black amphibian intoned And lured blueberry girl with yearning groan, She understood the plea as clear as glass. Beneath the living mud she scooped him out, The burping toad was cradled in her palm And sank within a meditative calm As she observed him rapt as one devout. He humbly sat with wide-eyed child in blues Who held him close and thought she knew his core Unfolding from the water to the shore Enclosing all the world in murky hues. Her mother called her name from hollow home But still she peered beneath his witch's eyes And, twinned, the souls did glimpse each others' guise. She sympathized, so buried him in loam And ran, a spot of blue on open heath To where her parents cooked a windswept feast; Though she might grow, she'd not forget the beast Who lived above the water, and beneath.
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Aug 22, 2013
Aug 22, 2013 at 6:19 PM UTC
Between the Surface
Sharpest incisions never hurt at first Only the cold, stark shock The snapshot of gaping flesh The temporary absence of pain Lending necessary time cushions Beckoning denial  .  .  . Til delayed despair descends Overflowing through lips and eyes Bursting blood vessels Bubbling & burping out of Tear ducts & cracks in skin Til, empty now Nerve endings dry and wither Mutilated muscles cure into jerky & LAST LIQUIDS congeal into flaky crusts ******* the orifices -- Quivering -- As LAST GASSES **** out the Top and bottom, dissipating -- Silence settles after LAST ECHOES  .  .  .
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Oct 6, 2014
Oct 6, 2014 at 3:07 AM UTC
Cut
I waited in one of the cities dark and dangerous alleyways. The vile odors. The Gads knows what forming puddles around my best leather boots. The ones with the shine to blind the eye. There she was. A common strumpet. Drunkenly making her way towards me. Jingling her purse of meager coins. Blood money. Obtained by logging men on the heads whilst they took their fill of her. Only to have her sell them to sea Captain's that do not ask questions of where their crew came from. Or whether they were willing. I could feel the evil in the air about her. I heard her heart beat and felt her blood pulse. She was delicious. Not a drop wasted. As I sit here, the thought comes to me, that I shall be ****** But wait! I am already ****** and I thrive within it. I not only thrive...I revel in it. Now where is that odious, rangy, mouse burping kitten gotten off to. GADS! She is up the draperies once again! I will calmly go get the ladder, which I had to buy just for these occasions. I will place it up against the drapery staff. I will climb up. Gently coaxing the little flea bitten darling to me. She will hiss and claw like the ***** she is. But, alas. I adore her so. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 19, 2010
Oct 19, 2010 at 3:55 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (6)
Deep down, I'm just scared that I'll one day be old with a cigarette in my hand, and not a soul to light me up. And glaring death into bitter night, I left my heart on the stone altar, a peace offering to shadowy figures clothed in tears and linen, that they may receive it and be pleased. I ran, I flew down the mountain side, wind in my ears and blood on my hands, hysterical laughter ringing in the hollows of my skull. At the foot of the mountain, centered in the valley, a well stood, stoney eyed and heartless (the well was me and I was the well) waiting for the rushing noise to hush and the shadow gods to be quieted by the pumping of a deadened heart. My red tinged eyes gazed forward, downward, into the ever sloping well, and all was quiet. The blood dripped scarlet pearls from my hollowed chest, and after an eternity the splash echoed from the walls of the cold well. The sound reverberated through air cold as ice, anchoring me in its grip, soft as a kiss. I fell. I let the echo pull me into a well's unbroken water, eyelids forced open over empty sockets, wind burping into my cheeks, forcing me into an unforgiving smile.
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Jan 25, 2014
Jan 25, 2014 at 9:40 AM UTC
The Well