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I know the smell of everyone I've ever loved wanted hated lusted snorted like a dying drug addicts last meal My first smelt of deities a mens deodorant for a boy who didn't know what he wanted, but he knew what he should. He was sharp, uncertain, his natural scent masked by an advert. My second smelt of fields the earth was his roll-on and though he'd mask it in the oils of men, I knew he smell of a hearth, hormones and her heart on his sleeve. His scent was primal and I bathed in it's rawness. My third smells of fire whatever he's burning, midnight oil, stress, nicotine, I can sense it soaked into his skin with sweat. Encased in fire, I suffocate on air nowadays. He reeks of home, lust, longing and hope.
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Jul 28, 2014
Jul 28, 2014 at 5:12 PM UTC
Scent
Religion is Recruiting for Customer Complaints. Where is my God, the disciples and all the absent saints? The time I have invested sitting in your church. This wasn't in your advert you've left me in the lurch. I'm asking for a refund, you've years to reimburse and then there is the funeral, the flowers and the hearse. I've sat on your pew, spent time praying to you and now that I'm dead, I'm unsure what to do. I should have known better, you never replied. Yet I kept the faith until the day that I died. Now I queue to complain, I must be fuckin' insane! because, well, you don't even exist! Poetry by Kaydee.
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Oct 8, 2018
Oct 8, 2018 at 8:44 PM UTC
Religion is Recruiting for Customer Complaints
Yesterday sugar became unspeakably irritated because mother’s apron crushed ants wearing stillness caped wonder just William author wrote ****** explicit headlines newspaper columns pillar architecturally sound villages super-imposed images quivering Shepard’s ******** antelopes jumping furiously with tyramisphorising fornicating flanges woodwork lessons gym period ****** advert teasing testicles sumptuously ravishing me sideways and erupting deep blasts suffocating you inside without *********** headlong in my armpits. Eventually everyone always signs legal documents leading to ****** bondable zoos inserted buffalo sized puddings eaten by frogs spanking archbishops underwear while licking toes crushed under fridges dropped from clouds of buttercups being pushed into ovens smelling gorgeous not consumed pimps and alarm clocks ring people to talk for hours and pineapples exchanged cod fish for tickets to see S Club 7 being caressed internally whilst ******** bags covered in water deserts sunk from space aliens from Tescos selling hardback fish cleaning toilets and singing in pink wellies dancing to Madonna look-a-likes prosecuted for *** shops selling frozen fish socks washed daily in cranberry coffee after being passed under bridges flooded in margarine soaked pillows.
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Jul 16, 2010
Jul 16, 2010 at 2:19 AM UTC
Fish Market
The glory of failure. It’s just **** with sugar on Jam and cream without the scone. Because when I’m begging out in the street And my eyes happen to meet those eyes that look down To me on the ground, and you put a coin in my cup, Just remember you’re looking down I’m the one looking up. And for those who pass by while shedding a tear Don’t worry yourself none I’ve made enough for my gear And more than enough for a couple of beers. I know what you’ll say You’ll say, I waste life away Like I’ve wasted this day. But I’ll say, I made enough to pay for my addiction. The seduction which leads me to say That’s the glory of failure. I saw an advert for a job and this job was paying quite a few bob. But I wouldn’t have got it…no sugar just **** So I didn’t bother trying I went back to lying on my bed I went back to getting out of my head. When all’s done and said I’m just a no hoper A drug fiendish doper. That’s the glory of failure. If I could have a chance, a second chance, a last chance To get my brain round to thinking To think I’ll stop drinking. I could get off the gear, I could get off my rear. I could send my C.V to employers Those employers who are known as the unemployment destroyers. I could have a meaning instead of this leaning I have, Towards self destruction. I could get a job on a site become involved in construction. So many things on the doorstep right here But really I much rather prefer getting ****** on the gear. Oh yes that’s the glory of failure. I should get myself well move out from this hell But what the doctors have said is, in six months I’ll be dead So I’m going to make tracks. No,not those made by the needle I’m going to wheedle My way into a hospice which could be quite nice. I think that’s the glory of failure But what the hey I’m a guardian reader But unlike other guardian readers those centre right bleeders I’m totally anarchist, often totally tanked up and ****** But in reading the guardian I just cannot lose It makes such wonderful padding for the holes in the soles of my shoes. And I’ve had plenty of dates with several girlfriends of mates But when they’re looking down there and they see nothing stir. That may be the glory of failure. Perhaps when I’m old and I’m ready to die I might cast my mind back and I might wonder why, Every time I have failed the boat seems to have just sailed. But I was never a sailor. I was just a participant in The Glory Of Failure.
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Mar 23, 2013
Mar 23, 2013 at 3:13 AM UTC
The Glory of failure.
The glory of failure. It’s just **** with sugar on Jam and cream without the scone. Because when I’m begging out in the street And my eyes happen to meet those eyes that look down To me on the ground, and you put a coin in my cup, Just remember you’re looking down I’m the one looking up. And for those who pass by while shedding a tear Don’t worry yourself none I’ve made enough for my gear And more than enough for a couple of beers. I know what you’ll say You’ll say, I waste life away Like I’ve wasted this day. But I’ll say, I made enough to pay for my addiction. The seduction which leads me to say That’s the glory of failure. I saw an advert for a job and this job was paying quite a few bob. But I wouldn’t have got it…no sugar just **** So I didn’t bother trying I went back to lying on my bed I went back to getting out of my head. When all’s done and said I’m just a no hoper A drug fiendish doper. That’s the glory of failure. If I could have a chance, a second chance, a last chance To get my brain round to thinking To think I’ll stop drinking. I could get off the gear, I could get off my rear. I could send my C.V to employers Those employers who are known as the unemployment destroyers. I could have a meaning instead of this leaning I have, Towards self destruction. I could get a job on a site become involved in construction. So many things on the doorstep right here But really I much rather prefer getting ****** on the gear. Oh yes that’s the glory of failure. I should get myself well move out from this hell But what the doctors have said is, in six months I’ll be dead So I’m going to make tracks. No,not those made by the needle I’m going to wheedle My way into a hospice which could be quite nice. I think that’s the glory of failure But what the hey I’m a guardian reader But unlike other guardian readers those centre right bleeders I’m totally anarchist, often totally tanked up and ****** But in reading the guardian I just cannot lose It makes such wonderful padding for the holes in the soles of my shoes. And I’ve had plenty of dates with several girlfriends of mates But when they’re looking down there and they see nothing stir. That may be the glory of failure. Perhaps when I’m old and I’m ready to die I might cast my mind back and I might wonder why, Every time I have failed the boat seems to have just sailed. But I was never a sailor. I was just a participant in The Glory Of Failure.
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Your Clouds, judged be it pickled or disdain Have mostly trained your canaries to think Whether to ruffle more Feathers; Then feign Those Truest Notes dipped; And begroom your Mink For who could solve what your Tampered Mind spies Then translates such Harvest for a Desert To Good Sense cheer; From Truth becomes a Lie With Random Calls ring your Body to advert And whilst you do, any Cause to forget Those Taped Pioneers who endured your Phase Pray for your Interview; And chance to beget Which Startled Sweets was the Sweetest at base. Yet still Occupied to that Video owned Belittle what Possum's Cry now reknowned.
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 2:38 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - SEVENTY-SEVEN - TOM DALEY
So many movies on the streaming service Advert themselves as about forbidden love Until one wonders if there is any love Which is not forbidden your credit card welcome
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Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019 at 4:24 PM UTC
Streaming Forbidden Love
Ghost Relics Downtown, where Main intersects Main you'll see the last living tissue of a breathing bazaar. They weighed down her chest with bricks and girders. It's a wonder she breathes at all. - Wander too far in any direction and you're sure to see the husks of once proud and bustling businesses. Abandoned sanctums of mortar and majesty. Scars of the Midwest etched as constants in our mind. Dusty and silent since the cradle. - The theaters are bedeviled with dolled up haunts who just wandered over from Greenwood to catch the matinee. Management still leaves the lights on for kicks after hours to throw off their sleep schedules while they wait for the feature to start. Up all night, sleep all day; they read by neon and slumber under Sol. Here I am, left lounging in The Devil's Chair. Crickets keep quavering. - Underneath the Franklin Street overpass sleeps a family bound by naught. They watch in dawn's light as the few pedestrian that traverse Cerro Gordo advert their eyes as some sort of silent symbol of respect for their situation. It's as if the very stare of a privileged man could drain 'til depleted. They never ask for anything, they just wade it out and listen to the cars overhead, the train-clock's trumpet, and the heartbeats in between. - Leaks are patched, potholes filled, and yet we're still loosing blood; becoming beguiled. So many stray cats in the civilian savanna, aimlessly seeking names and second chances. "This premises is under police video surveillance" - hanging like ornaments from streetlamp poles. - Guarding the gates of a dwindling dominion, as the armies of Union and Grand wait in their camps for the rust to take hold of her iron veins.
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Jun 14, 2014
Jun 14, 2014 at 12:52 AM UTC
Decatur, A Kingdom in Six Parts, Part II: Ghost Relics
Ghost Relics Downtown, where Main intersects Main you'll see the last living tissue of a breathing bazaar. They weighed down her chest with bricks and girders. It's a wonder she breathes at all. - Wander too far in any direction and you're sure to see the husks of once proud and bustling businesses. Abandoned sanctums of mortar and majesty. Scars of the Midwest etched as constants in our mind. Dusty and silent since the cradle. - The theaters are bedeviled with dolled up haunts who just wandered over from Greenwood to catch the matinee. Management still leaves the lights on for kicks after hours to throw off their sleep schedules while they wait for the feature to start. Up all night, sleep all day; they read by neon and slumber under Sol. Here I am, left lounging in The Devil's Chair. Crickets keep quavering. - Underneath the Franklin Street overpass sleeps a family bound by naught. They watch in dawn's light as the few pedestrian that traverse Cerro Gordo advert their eyes as some sort of silent symbol of respect for their situation. It's as if the very stare of a privileged man could drain 'til depleted. They never ask for anything, they just wade it out and listen to the cars overhead, the train-clock's trumpet, and the heartbeats in between. - Leaks are patched, potholes filled, and yet we're still loosing blood; becoming beguiled. So many stray cats in the civilian savanna, aimlessly seeking names and second chances. "This premises is under police video surveillance" - hanging like ornaments from streetlamp poles. - Guarding the gates of a dwindling dominion, as the armies of Union and Grand wait in their camps for the rust to take hold of her iron veins.
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I eat my feelings , Exercise my anger, Trying to find a healthy way to advert disaster. The catastrophe that is my mind, To many emotions make us blind. Try not to over think, But don't over look. Every decision balanced on a hook.
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 9:42 AM UTC
Emotion makes us blind
"unconditional love dinner-dance" so names the advert for an evening of a big shot, posh charitable event, which the glossy Gatsby East Egg magazine implies, if you fail to attend said soirée, you nobody, will have no way to claim truly understanding the composition of an unconditional love dinner dance laugh internally, swirling, riffing on eat love pray, this ditty is what I instantaneously say... *what do these swells, with their self-appointed importance, know to probe/defame my claim, to this poem's title? these are the factors, the stepping stones from my minute to the minute next love am I not oathed, bound unconditionally by my very own name, which life bestowed upon me at birth, to compose of this love in every etching lineage, signed verse kissed upon our faces, then, as well, oh so well, so swell, to kiss our babies whose smooth skin has no familiarity with time and all my love all my love, uncritically makes no distinction dinner she loves me through the silence of my oohing and ahhing, these sounds, escaping willingly, unconditionally, as delight unconstrained at the delicate deliciousness her love has implanted in the dishes she preps, with which she preserves us dance she love to dine upon her laughter at my akimbo'd imitation of 'so idiot, you think you can dance' hip hop begging me between crinkling boisterous hardy laughter, please, not to hurt myself she, a Martha Graham educated, Argentine Tango ballet mistress, a life long dancer whose genes forbid her to pass by the sound of music without breaking out, breaking into dance, in perfect synchronicity to whatever the composer calls upon her, to present the music, to inform us, in body graphic form, unconditionally what they intended us to see within and between each note I need no tuxedo, no fancy dress, no permissions to comprehend the meaning, the actuality, the unconditionally of unconditional love dinner dance* I dine and dance with love daily, and yes, to be very sure, unconditionally for is there any other kind?
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Jul 31, 2016
Jul 31, 2016 at 12:10 PM UTC
unconditional love dinner dance
"unconditional love dinner-dance" so names the advert for an evening of a big shot, posh charitable event, which the glossy Gatsby East Egg magazine implies, if you fail to attend said soirée, you nobody, will have no way to claim truly understanding the composition of an unconditional love dinner dance laugh internally, swirling, riffing on eat love pray, this ditty is what I instantaneously say... *what do these swells, with their self-appointed importance, know to probe/defame my claim, to this poem's title? these are the factors, the stepping stones from my minute to the minute next love am I not oathed, bound unconditionally by my very own name, which life bestowed upon me at birth, to compose of this love in every etching lineage, signed verse kissed upon our faces, then, as well, oh so well, so swell, to kiss our babies whose smooth skin has no familiarity with time and all my love all my love, uncritically makes no distinction dinner she loves me through the silence of my oohing and ahhing, these sounds, escaping willingly, unconditionally, as delight unconstrained at the delicate deliciousness her love has implanted in the dishes she preps, with which she preserves us dance she love to dine upon her laughter at my akimbo'd imitation of 'so idiot, you think you can dance' hip hop begging me between crinkling boisterous hardy laughter, please, not to hurt myself she, a Martha Graham educated, Argentine Tango ballet mistress, a life long dancer whose genes forbid her to pass by the sound of music without breaking out, breaking into dance, in perfect synchronicity to whatever the composer calls upon her, to present the music, to inform us, in body graphic form, unconditionally what they intended us to see within and between each note I need no tuxedo, no fancy dress, no permissions to comprehend the meaning, the actuality, the unconditionally of unconditional love dinner dance* I dine and dance with love daily, and yes, to be very sure, unconditionally for is there any other kind?
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fem in isms, i imagine Sapphic eyes: bad *** advert coruscates elite fairness sensing slavish blind in gestate calm affirm in genders More numerous of Windows-- Superior--for Doors-- O harsh judgement foiled, as a foil, as unknown truth foil-doubles in the brow, abject symmetry to systemize a fertile lack of sterile barrenness, i am a mediatrix rend, nirwaan, hijra wonderment aside from transemotion's ground swells demeaning to be understood. i celebrate and face the same to be what paperwork tests being normal being, freely chosen atom each belonging moves an asterisk of paths of mutate art of nature social darwin maze. i imagine Sapphic eyes, ginko soft they pile up all cobble memories themselves concretely cloistered fame spray of salty waves, macho screams symbol for dismissal ease for tearing at an inner unsaid war with lists offense of proper taste to what posterity intends an undulation womblike seeming nourish safety sounds. i imagine Sapphic eyes past debauched meanderings where hyster-clarity rejoins its titular and reliable escapisms curl the lips of maleness found here and there  smile  sneer love i imagine Sapphic eyes linguistic pirouettes congest that wisdom nonetheless the moment passed  on to a feigning truth in pretty rhyme ornamenting time with fine  meter  fine vernacular chimes peter in to juggle perspectival paradox, redichotomize the twilight idols, resolve the conflict like a dawn Aurora, i imagine Sapphic eyes running plastic with Alaskan wolves, toga floats to snow to let us see the purest fairness form a ****** circle, Hypatia ascends from tenebrous grave, Impregnable of Eye is pregnant now with Wollstonecraft revered in liberation's fount families held exemplar gaze of Taylor, ****** Cady, Anthony resanctified to vote entitlement's empathic origins, waxen mold of nascent categories, narrow hands spread wide to panoply anew the manifest evolve in true unknowns
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Nov 23, 2012
Nov 23, 2012 at 11:56 PM UTC
i imagine Sapphic eyes
fem in isms, i imagine Sapphic eyes: bad *** advert coruscates elite fairness sensing slavish blind in gestate calm affirm in genders More numerous of Windows-- Superior--for Doors-- O harsh judgement foiled, as a foil, as unknown truth foil-doubles in the brow, abject symmetry to systemize a fertile lack of sterile barrenness, i am a mediatrix rend, nirwaan, hijra wonderment aside from transemotion's ground swells demeaning to be understood. i celebrate and face the same to be what paperwork tests being normal being, freely chosen atom each belonging moves an asterisk of paths of mutate art of nature social darwin maze. i imagine Sapphic eyes, ginko soft they pile up all cobble memories themselves concretely cloistered fame spray of salty waves, macho screams symbol for dismissal ease for tearing at an inner unsaid war with lists offense of proper taste to what posterity intends an undulation womblike seeming nourish safety sounds. i imagine Sapphic eyes past debauched meanderings where hyster-clarity rejoins its titular and reliable escapisms curl the lips of maleness found here and there  smile  sneer love i imagine Sapphic eyes linguistic pirouettes congest that wisdom nonetheless the moment passed  on to a feigning truth in pretty rhyme ornamenting time with fine  meter  fine vernacular chimes peter in to juggle perspectival paradox, redichotomize the twilight idols, resolve the conflict like a dawn Aurora, i imagine Sapphic eyes running plastic with Alaskan wolves, toga floats to snow to let us see the purest fairness form a ****** circle, Hypatia ascends from tenebrous grave, Impregnable of Eye is pregnant now with Wollstonecraft revered in liberation's fount families held exemplar gaze of Taylor, ****** Cady, Anthony resanctified to vote entitlement's empathic origins, waxen mold of nascent categories, narrow hands spread wide to panoply anew the manifest evolve in true unknowns
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never thought to see an advert for black magic here on hello poetry are they really a shaman witchdoctor or is it another tiresome scam another tiresome scam tiresome scam
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Aug 6, 2015
Aug 6, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC
tiresome scam
*(Blackened tissue beside debris of bleachd cocktail Power pundit in cubicle A ship in shadow-pieces passing by, unnoticed* smoking water.. now costs getting kickd  out ur xafe Your blood lies in a high-account and all the stampz areMelting Crawling in a desert, accusations shave the top off my black land Did failing the test lead to a power-packed punch in strands No time for treagedies clogging up the freeway Twenty watts up the waterfall and your ride is here Befits a ceremonial decapping Catch ur vogue latte on the way out Come aboard by jet and then expect a red carpet, soaked dry from the spoils of erstwehile-smugglers Let em bleed green notes till the moths all come round the flame Wait for it… the flame grows hugher… and int it all…………poof! That was easy. Don’t chuckle out loud when expletives slidie down your back Like champagne off the shoulder of your ne-xt planet’s ride Duck in time cos the butters hard and the toast is dry Four friends over six decades carry grudges heavey enough to pump oil to lakes And the unexpected happens.. the one they didn’t watch, wwent missing All eyes on the little one.. no, you didn’t catch them all. You became immunes to the skills you advert-tarted and sqeueamish set in you didn’t know casn host violence in a putrid-robe? One finger pointing out, makes at least three in.. to the pointer How can one planet swallow so wide a dichotomy in plasticky degrees? It’s too wide this time to make that jump  – we will ingest what weve been giving all along And some end up well-funded while others simply dwell..  as frogs in a well. sun can climb in sometimes, but for half an hour their fingers are small for the mine, keep small the issue don’t cry when it rains in expectorata I think frogs can swim. *when do I ever learn that..   I am simply a frog in a well near craxks )* 21feb
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Feb 21, 2014
Feb 21, 2014 at 6:49 AM UTC
Crawling in a desert
*(Blackened tissue beside debris of bleachd cocktail Power pundit in cubicle A ship in shadow-pieces passing by, unnoticed* smoking water.. now costs getting kickd  out ur xafe Your blood lies in a high-account and all the stampz areMelting Crawling in a desert, accusations shave the top off my black land Did failing the test lead to a power-packed punch in strands No time for treagedies clogging up the freeway Twenty watts up the waterfall and your ride is here Befits a ceremonial decapping Catch ur vogue latte on the way out Come aboard by jet and then expect a red carpet, soaked dry from the spoils of erstwehile-smugglers Let em bleed green notes till the moths all come round the flame Wait for it… the flame grows hugher… and int it all…………poof! That was easy. Don’t chuckle out loud when expletives slidie down your back Like champagne off the shoulder of your ne-xt planet’s ride Duck in time cos the butters hard and the toast is dry Four friends over six decades carry grudges heavey enough to pump oil to lakes And the unexpected happens.. the one they didn’t watch, wwent missing All eyes on the little one.. no, you didn’t catch them all. You became immunes to the skills you advert-tarted and sqeueamish set in you didn’t know casn host violence in a putrid-robe? One finger pointing out, makes at least three in.. to the pointer How can one planet swallow so wide a dichotomy in plasticky degrees? It’s too wide this time to make that jump  – we will ingest what weve been giving all along And some end up well-funded while others simply dwell..  as frogs in a well. sun can climb in sometimes, but for half an hour their fingers are small for the mine, keep small the issue don’t cry when it rains in expectorata I think frogs can swim. *when do I ever learn that..   I am simply a frog in a well near craxks )* 21feb
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through graceless steps and cleavaged twirls, girls shared repost with other girls, and the upper lips of the ladies curled, as the married men all swooned. they got bored all too readily, so drunk their liquid steadily, synthetically coloured blue and green, she'd seen the latest advert. and the boys in their polo shirts, drunk and high on testosterone, they took pictures on their camera phones, and called each other gay. the male claws began to itch, for the feeling of **** and the feeling of **** and the dancefloor was badly lit, so they knew they had a chance. sweaty hands and fluorescent teeth, moved through crowds to find their niche, and the necessity for niceties, was shortly overruled. uninvited gropes from behind, on bellies of those who looked like they might, be easily persuaded to bed that night, without heavy rhetoric. then came the bartering stage, those awkward five minutes in which to arrange, the consummating details, the exchanging of names, the reality of night. there were many things to factor in, tales of lost friends still waiting, I said we'd share a taxi home, and she can't walk alone. and after the barter is all complete, the scorned pick fights in the street, the end draws near finally, so the masses all go home. some walked home solemnly, whilst others share the company, of people they'd knew they'd never see, after the night is through.
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Oct 14, 2012
Oct 14, 2012 at 10:34 AM UTC
sweaty hands and fluorescent teeth
Paddy's faithful workhorse It broke down by the gate And he had forty acres To plough and cultivate Paddy lived all alone Now that was a fact So he wrote an advert Somewhat lacking tact WIFE REQUIRED URGENTLY A MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR IS THAT THE APPLICANT SHOULD POSSESS A TRACTOR AGE UNIMPORTANT, COLOUR DOESN'T MATTER PLEASE ENCLOSE WITH REPLY PHOTO OF SAID TRACTOR
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Oct 20, 2013
Oct 20, 2013 at 12:24 PM UTC
Wife needed
"Who ****** Marsha Brady?" "I," said the Sparrow "With my bow and arrow, I ****** Marsha Brady" "Who saw him **** "I," said the Fly "With my little eye, I saw him **** "Who caught his *** "I," said the Fish "With my little dish, I caught his *** "Who'll make the movie?" "I", said the Beetle "With my thread and needle, I'll make the movie" "Who'll make his advert?" "I," said the Owl "With my pick and shovel, I'll make his advert" "Who'll be the screenwriter?" "I," said the Rook "With my little book, I'll be the screenwriter" "Who'll be the cameraman?" "I," said the Lark "If it's not in the dark, I'll be the cameraman" "Who'll carry the camera?" "I," said the Linnet "I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the camera" "Who'll be chief editor?" "I," said the Dove "I **** for my love, I'll be chief editor." "Who'll carry the actors?" "I," said the Kite "If it's not through the night, I'll carry the actors" "Who'll bare it all? "We," said the Wren "Both the **** and the hen, we'll bare it all." "Who'll sing a song?" "I," said the Thrush "As she ate on a mush, I'll sing a song" "Who'll make him *** "I," said the bull "Because I can pull, I'll make him *** All the crew of the film, fell a-sighing and a-sobbing When they witnessed the ******** yell, from poor Marsha Brady.
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 8:04 AM UTC
Who ****** Marsha Brady?
In the line of fire I stand Blood in a drought filled land The flesh wound smell My nostrils are filled Deaths desperate attempt The air is chilled. I reach out to free… But then the blood is on me. I can’t stop the gushing red Shrieking pain, poisoned head Grasping for a breath of faith The air is thin, I cry out instead. A cry of anger Beyond wounded souls Interrupted territory Hot words. Burning coals. Twisted cry Mortality advert Twisted truth Woven with hurt. Reconciliation I call A gut filled plea Groping dust. Face down. I cry out. “mercy…?”
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Sep 3, 2012
Sep 3, 2012 at 6:23 AM UTC
Mercy?
and now you're singing karaoke... so ha ha and Kyoto. and this is the part where i tell you i love you? it sounds like it's the part where i **** your dog off and laugh; or maybe that's the part where i say i'm scooch-peppery-ish! tangy! mm hmm! solid gold worth's an advert! aha, Elvis just rolled up his sleeves! while Shoon can-can the worthy, sire nigh nigh the knighted made speeches at a royal funeral that made 20 kings abdicate, we all thought of Monaco and Senna... lipstick Helsinki... crisscross Albania and: Waterloo... when Napoleon sniffed glue... oh Waterloo! i too built Stockholm in a day, based on the pop culture of Europe casually so. but indeed Sean, the flowery basin of all that's Essex, Sussex and Kent, i.e. Scottish, show... i'm ashoored it'sh Shcandinavian cartoon or at least halfwit Belgian with the moustache, dumb-flicked Hercules Poirot... authored by a nagging Agatha Christensen.
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Jun 16, 2016
Jun 16, 2016 at 11:34 PM UTC
western conquest of communism
- bring a book with you everywhere; you never know when you're going to be waiting longer than you intended. - remember to take time out of your busy day to pause for a few seconds. listen to that clock tick. breathe. you're alive. the world is spinning around you and deep beneath your feet lies a fiery core. breathe. you're alive. - you are worth so much more than you think and don't you dare settle for anything less. - walk out of your home with open arms, instead of folded arms, because it's much easier to catch whatever life throws at you with open arms. - remember to take breaks. you're human, not a robot. - it's okay not to do anything you need to do. we all need those days. don't feel guilty for staying in bed when you should have been doing something important. again, you're human. it's okay. - smile at strangers. - read more. it could be the back of your shampoo, or an advert on the train. just read. - sometimes you won't know what to do. this doesn't make you weak. - remember, sometimes you won't get back the amount of love you gave away. you must be understanding. you must be willing to move on. - lastly, please remember to keep trying with that casserole. one day, you'll get it right... (or near enough edible, anyway).
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Dec 23, 2014
Dec 23, 2014 at 9:23 AM UTC
Things to remember
I sat down to a puzzle When my dog came for a nuzzle And I gave a small scratch behind the ears I moved on to the telly And he lay down on my belly And we both fell fast asleep after two beers It seems while I was dreaming That I heard somebody screaming It was just an advert on tv The dog got down real quickly I thought he might be sickly It turns out that he only had to *** I went back to watch footy And then some "sweep and sooty" Then the wife came in and asked me where's the dog I said he's out the back dear All is fine, no need to fret dear "Then why is he there chewing on a frog?" I said I knew no reason I didn't know frogs were in season And I went outside to go wash out his mouth He didn't like the feeling In fact he was reaching for the ceiling And that is just the time that things went south He chose right then to ***** It came up just like a comet The beer, a bone, and two thirds of a frog I knew that he felt better My dumb old Irish setter This is just a day of living with a dog
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Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 11:51 AM UTC
Living with a dog
XI And therefore if to love can be desert, I am not all unworthy. Cheeks as pale As these you see, and trembling knees that fail To bear the burden of a heavy heart,— This weary minstrel-life that once was girt To climb Aornus, and can scarce avail To pipe now ‘gainst the valley nightingale A melancholy music,—why advert To these things? O Beloved, it is plain I am not of thy worth nor for thy place! And yet, because I love thee, I obtain From that same love this vindicating grace, To live on still in love, and yet in vain,— To bless thee, yet renounce thee to thy face.
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Sonnet 11 - And Therefore If To Love Can Be Desert
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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Sep 12, 2015
Sep 12, 2015 at 8:58 PM UTC
serialisation of western society (triage appointments)
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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it's 2.32am and i'm sitting alone in my room cramming advert notes into my brain for the exam barely 12 hours away i can't remember anything, but it doesn't matter. i'll cram anyway, since it's the only thing i can do now i've cracked open a fresh can of redbull for this **** and i'll take it one step at a time the raw panic when i thought about having to remodule was stark and completely gripping just a couple of hours ago now, i have reached this zen-like calm and i'm not quite sure whether to be worried that i'm being distracted by the thin girls i see on tumblr my stomach growls. i ignore it. it's far too late to eat. the can of redbull i'm having is already 159.75 calories 159.75 calories too many i have never been good with numbers, i once scored 0/65 for a math test 2 months before my gce o levels but for this, i will count i will count like how ebenezer scrooge did. with great precision and scrutiny i was never good enough for you. i never will be. but if there's something i can control in my life, i will make it this less is more, and i, will always be too much.
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Aug 26, 2015
Aug 26, 2015 at 2:42 PM UTC
numbers
She was alone Oh so terribly alone . She wondered who to call If they would help or didn't care. She was but a humble maiden Had no delusions of grandeur. She knew she had faults Maybe more than the normal maidens. She sat on her balcony Watched the world go on. She never went out. Oh no she couldn't venture Into the fold of humanity. They were known to be picky What if they didn't embrace her? With her old fashioned mannerisms And odd way of speaking. She swung her bare feet. Watching them move forward And imagined she was marching In a band somewhere. Following music to a beat Purposeful and deliberate. She needed a friend But how to go about collecting one should she place an advert like she had seen in papers? Or go to the fairs and wriggle her way into a group What if they asked from whence she came? And so she watched from afar. admired a couple walking hand in hand The boy pushing her hair out of her face The girl looking up and smiling at something he said. What she wouldn't give to feel normal. Instead she kept house and world Carrying the burdens of both. For someone needed to protect humanity From the cruelty of life. She had a job to do And so remained alone.
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Mar 14, 2013
Mar 14, 2013 at 12:39 PM UTC
The Outsider