take me now before i wake take my choice before it's too late i cannot learn what you do not teach i cannot fight if i believe i am already defeated take me now before i wake i will believe i escaped if you do not tell me i was taken
I heard the chimes of iniquitous wind rush in upon familial branches bent in the middle it sent the smallest stems adrift to spiral as lost sons and daughters captured in darkness and forced to bow before the lightning strikes of tyranny
Never drop kick an alien, Or they will shoot fudge in your ears, And nut in your eye. Then stick a needle in it, Then stick a probe up your ****** pipes.
Nobody wants those things done to them, so I advise that you don’t ******* the alien that took you from your planet.
Oh **** the E Mother ******* T is at it again, Stealing cows and ****. Running the farmers out of business. What do they need the cows for anyway. Is their planet running out of milk or something? Are their women not producing enough ***** milk for baby alien lips or something? Makes me so mad that I want to drop kick an alien.... But I need to keep it together, Because I know what they will do to me if I do.
I just heard the biggest load of ******* today. It seems every crazy person has something to say.
He was kissing his wife, who suddenly changed form in front of him. She looked like a scaly, green asian grandma with Kardashian lips, a watermelon shaped head and eyes as black as holes. He said he couldn’t remember much after that.
Then the following day he woke up *** naked in the middle of the scorching Sahara desert; baked like a **** in the oven turned up way too high.
If that ain’t the biggest load of **** being blown out the *** of a bull then I don’t know what is.
He must be crazy. He must have made up a story! It is much to crazy to be real! It sounds like something out of b rated sci-fi movie!