I just heard the biggest load of ******* today. It seems every crazy person has something to say.
He was kissing his wife, who suddenly changed form in front of him. She looked like a scaly, green asian grandma with Kardashian lips, a watermelon shaped head and eyes as black as holes. He said he couldn’t remember much after that.
Then the following day he woke up *** naked in the middle of the scorching Sahara desert; baked like a **** in the oven turned up way too high.
If that ain’t the biggest load of **** being blown out the *** of a bull then I don’t know what is.
He must be crazy. He must have made up a story! It is much to crazy to be real! It sounds like something out of b rated sci-fi movie!