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***** I like ***** I like **** before you touch, you must get permits. Nothing like a nice pair of assets, oh how puppies make nice pets. Bazongas are ***** that are large, strippers and hookers, will always charge. Nothing like the perfect ***** but only on the perfect woman. ******* are yummy dark or white, but first you must wait for an invite. Some girls even have a third ****** do not squeeze says Mr. Whipple. I don't mind girls on the itty, bitty, ***** committee, on a carpenters dream, I show no pity. They could be called a bust, some call them cans, a woman's squeeze box, all men are fans. Chesticles is a term I have never heard, but everyday, I learn a new word. I like cones, I like jugs, girls with big ones, I give hugs. Al Bundy loved calling them ******* at the restaurant, I wish I was one of the recruiters. A girl with a nice set of knockers, might find herself with unwanted stalkers. Fergie sang about her lovely lady lumps, a good set of melons, still give me goose bumps. ***** always come in a pair, why do bra's, they have to wear. Even men who smoke lots of crack, still can appreciate a good sized rack. I don't care if there fake or real. in a crowded room, I always cop a feel. Girls love showing off some cleavage, I wish I lived in a ***** village. Babies need breast milk to make them stronger, if the mom is hot, they may do it longer. In conclusion, I love ***** with whipped cream or melting ice cubes.
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Oct 30, 2013
Oct 30, 2013 at 3:49 PM UTC
*****
I love ***** big and small, I love ***** best of all. I think ***** are lots of fun, I think ***** are number one. I think ***** are really neat, they make me want to beat my meat. I love ***** covered in lace, I love ***** rubbing my face. I love ***** in leather black, those are huge, do they hurt your back? I love ***** in bras of silk, make me want to say "got milk"? I love ***** in a college dorm, and in a nurse's uniform. I love ***** in tight red sweaters, or stretching against a t-shirt's letters. I love ***** in t-shirts wet, hey you with the nice ***** have we met? I love ***** in skimpy swim wear, I'm sorry, I can't help but stare. I saw your cleavage from above, with your ***** I am in love. Your ***** are giving me a ****** I'll have my pants off in a jiffy. Your ***** have given me an ******** I want to do them without protection. Your ***** have made me want to **** them. I even want to ********* them.
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May 4, 2015
May 4, 2015 at 2:13 PM UTC
*******
I lick that ***** with my tongue; **** so long, it touches her lung. Shit's rap ***** not poetry; I *** all over your left *****
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Aug 20, 2015
Aug 20, 2015 at 12:39 AM UTC
Fire
Picture of girls face: 10 likes Picture of girls face featuring slightly/damn near totally visible ***** bumps: 5000 likes. What the **** people, its the SAME GIRL. Her **** are there in BOTH PICTURES yo. But due to the difference in likes, there's no doubt as to what the true focal point of the photographs are. Honestly, I'd much rather see a picture of a ladies face instead of one featuring the awesome breasticles. Because, while those **** do, without a doubt, totally rock, they should also be respected and like, viewed as something special for only that certain special person to see. CONTAIN YOUR **** YOUNG FEMALES FOR THE LOVE OF ******* GOD. You aren't attracting very respectable fellows by being so flaunty. People that are into you only for your tits/various other dank body parts you may or may not have, will most definitely end up hurting the beautiful blood pumping anomaly that lies behind said **** I mean it's your body, do what you want to do with it, but there are more then enough **** bouncing around the world right now to clog our minds with sexuality and distract us from accomplishing things as it is. WE DON'T NEED YOUR **** IN OUR FACE. not to mention, some day you're going to find a man or a woman that's going to love you for the super radical person that you are, and to them, your **** will just be like, the most awesome bonus, and by covering up just a bit more for all the numb skulled hard dicked mother ******* this world seems to have an endless supply of, you'll make that special person feel so so so so so so sooooo much more special when THEY get to see them. You know what i'm saying? We're in a society where your **** can take you further then your personality can and it's ******* ********
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Aug 11, 2014
Aug 11, 2014 at 5:24 PM UTC
****
Picture of girls face: 10 likes Picture of girls face featuring slightly/damn near totally visible ***** bumps: 5000 likes. What the **** people, its the SAME GIRL. Her **** are there in BOTH PICTURES yo. But due to the difference in likes, there's no doubt as to what the true focal point of the photographs are. Honestly, I'd much rather see a picture of a ladies face instead of one featuring the awesome breasticles. Because, while those **** do, without a doubt, totally rock, they should also be respected and like, viewed as something special for only that certain special person to see. CONTAIN YOUR **** YOUNG FEMALES FOR THE LOVE OF ******* GOD. You aren't attracting very respectable fellows by being so flaunty. People that are into you only for your tits/various other dank body parts you may or may not have, will most definitely end up hurting the beautiful blood pumping anomaly that lies behind said **** I mean it's your body, do what you want to do with it, but there are more then enough **** bouncing around the world right now to clog our minds with sexuality and distract us from accomplishing things as it is. WE DON'T NEED YOUR **** IN OUR FACE. not to mention, some day you're going to find a man or a woman that's going to love you for the super radical person that you are, and to them, your **** will just be like, the most awesome bonus, and by covering up just a bit more for all the numb skulled hard dicked mother ******* this world seems to have an endless supply of, you'll make that special person feel so so so so so so sooooo much more special when THEY get to see them. You know what i'm saying? We're in a society where your **** can take you further then your personality can and it's ******* ********
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she likes to dance in cemeteries naked warring little but jeweled ***** bells, ankle bracelets toe rings bingles, bangles, piercings, through ******* and nose her tongue split each side wiggling independently she gives head on a head stone her blow jobs like two undulating mouths her skin inked with black and blood tattoos that say *Satan's little ***** ***** double penetrations preferred porfavor the more buttery big ***** and pastry puffy ******* the better* she all purple hair tinged red and antler horned hat with silver toe and finger nails a crazy saint sane adored by the popes of the lascivious eyes wide open over a crimson mouth sneer cherry pout lips gods gift to ***** and vaginas a temple of relief exalting Eros a **** it bucket list of lust her heart cotton candy in flames ****** like a river of smashed potatoes in cream she like phases of a corpse moon begs to be used after death like pigment on canvas smeared red globes and chiaroscuro she playing dead living it up do you know her she keeps her secret hidden on her sleeve while you keep yours from yourself *bless me father for I have sinned and loved every minute of it yet dare not be happy for fear of Gods rage* my soul saved turned fertile earth to sand and shrouding vistas of light till the bed is the bed of the living dead so there's nothin left but work and sleep and dreams of drunken **** madness are buried under the weight marked forbidden black sun curse hips sway in ashes a forbidden dance
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Feb 22, 2018
Feb 22, 2018 at 10:42 AM UTC
Forbidden Dance
she likes to dance in cemeteries naked warring little but jeweled ***** bells, ankle bracelets toe rings bingles, bangles, piercings, through ******* and nose her tongue split each side wiggling independently she gives head on a head stone her blow jobs like two undulating mouths her skin inked with black and blood tattoos that say *Satan's little ***** ***** double penetrations preferred porfavor the more buttery big ***** and pastry puffy ******* the better* she all purple hair tinged red and antler horned hat with silver toe and finger nails a crazy saint sane adored by the popes of the lascivious eyes wide open over a crimson mouth sneer cherry pout lips gods gift to ***** and vaginas a temple of relief exalting Eros a **** it bucket list of lust her heart cotton candy in flames ****** like a river of smashed potatoes in cream she like phases of a corpse moon begs to be used after death like pigment on canvas smeared red globes and chiaroscuro she playing dead living it up do you know her she keeps her secret hidden on her sleeve while you keep yours from yourself *bless me father for I have sinned and loved every minute of it yet dare not be happy for fear of Gods rage* my soul saved turned fertile earth to sand and shrouding vistas of light till the bed is the bed of the living dead so there's nothin left but work and sleep and dreams of drunken **** madness are buried under the weight marked forbidden black sun curse hips sway in ashes a forbidden dance
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in our besieged republic snipers are popping up everywhere taking *** shots ending lives with a well placed head shot active shooters star in world premier events jokers rise like dark knights casting large looming shadows on real 3D cinemax multiplexed screens sprinkling overpriced buckets of popcorn with generous dollops of blood others head back to school still ****** about missing recess and excessive sentences to detention halls where bullies tortured scrawny inmates with wedgies and painful ***** twisters they’ve come back to even the score leaving bullet hole pockmarks on Sharpie smudged   smart boards declaring endless summer vacations for classrooms of children who don’t give wedgies and only dream of soft ***** these urban guerillas are now working to liberate airports from the tyranny of TSA agents fulfilling PATRIOT ACT duties for 10 bucks an hour and last night the latest active shooter showed up at the Garden State Plaza, -my hometown mall of america- mumbling about his Grand Theft Auto score, strung out and crashing from an unfilled pharma addiction script he grew up as a Highwayman in Teaneck a former classmate working at Nordstroms said he was a really good kid he was, one of the good ones, he could have shot some people but the only person he shot in the head was himself legions of police officers surrounding the mall stood down grateful for overtime milling about in the flashing red strobes inhaling the heady blue fumes rising to commend Bergen County Blue Laws and next Sunday’s time and a half active shooter training day Jimi Hendrix: Machine Gun Oakland 11/5/13 jbm
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Nov 5, 2013
Nov 5, 2013 at 1:12 PM UTC
active shooter
in our besieged republic snipers are popping up everywhere taking *** shots ending lives with a well placed head shot active shooters star in world premier events jokers rise like dark knights casting large looming shadows on real 3D cinemax multiplexed screens sprinkling overpriced buckets of popcorn with generous dollops of blood others head back to school still ****** about missing recess and excessive sentences to detention halls where bullies tortured scrawny inmates with wedgies and painful ***** twisters they’ve come back to even the score leaving bullet hole pockmarks on Sharpie smudged   smart boards declaring endless summer vacations for classrooms of children who don’t give wedgies and only dream of soft ***** these urban guerillas are now working to liberate airports from the tyranny of TSA agents fulfilling PATRIOT ACT duties for 10 bucks an hour and last night the latest active shooter showed up at the Garden State Plaza, -my hometown mall of america- mumbling about his Grand Theft Auto score, strung out and crashing from an unfilled pharma addiction script he grew up as a Highwayman in Teaneck a former classmate working at Nordstroms said he was a really good kid he was, one of the good ones, he could have shot some people but the only person he shot in the head was himself legions of police officers surrounding the mall stood down grateful for overtime milling about in the flashing red strobes inhaling the heady blue fumes rising to commend Bergen County Blue Laws and next Sunday’s time and a half active shooter training day Jimi Hendrix: Machine Gun Oakland 11/5/13 jbm
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grow a beard... buy a jazz double-bass... start stroking it... attempt to look pensive... and then write some Cockney comedy... and?    **** Oxford.       **** 'em good; can't be, ******* arsed...           where's a ******* jazz double bass the kind i need to stand up to play?! where?!     gone, "nowhere"...         Achilles would sooner find a tortoise, you ******* half-whit bull bullock base catcher... yummy yummy... no ******* double whammy if there ain't a greasy dough nnnnnnnn in my mouth oozing a squid's mating call... from the Jules Verne estimate of how... big the ******* could become... oh please...    **** is a conjunction word... akin to and...      spew effect, regurgitation, founded upon... so... so... farting in a public place is less offensive than uttering a word of oath?! **** me...     more **** less ***** images... i guess that's how you habitually attack Christian h'america... **** **** **** and impose a curb of a ***** show me the puppies kitchen ***** Kentucky style **** ******* wankers... dreaming up some **** in long lost Cockney rhyming slang for some: willkommen zu verirrt amstetten... .................... ................................... .............. ................ SCHMILE... boorish ******* gnomes dancing the leprechaun gamblers' dance... skivvy ************* sure... censor the words... but god forbid you censor showing all the ******* because... if you do? guess what... i might forget my farming impulse... of imagining a a cleavage to also imply a pork buttocks... funny... how a show of cleavage is synonymous with a show of pork buttocks... and then i begin thinking of milking... which throws a ***** **** out with the baby and the bathwater and... i'm shinging... what's that name of the place?! New Orleans! yeah... like some minstrel in that part of the world that part of the world that's a ******** what?! you spew on me... i spew on you... we can at least exchange... what we "love" about each other... but i implore! i implore! visit Warsaw! alone... no, not with other people... ah-loan - a-l-o-n-e.... i'll be your companion, when you peer at your shadow, and attempt, to pretend, to disappear.
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Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 8:48 PM UTC
Wankers United
grow a beard... buy a jazz double-bass... start stroking it... attempt to look pensive... and then write some Cockney comedy... and?    **** Oxford.       **** 'em good; can't be, ******* arsed...           where's a ******* jazz double bass the kind i need to stand up to play?! where?!     gone, "nowhere"...         Achilles would sooner find a tortoise, you ******* half-whit bull bullock base catcher... yummy yummy... no ******* double whammy if there ain't a greasy dough nnnnnnnn in my mouth oozing a squid's mating call... from the Jules Verne estimate of how... big the ******* could become... oh please...    **** is a conjunction word... akin to and...      spew effect, regurgitation, founded upon... so... so... farting in a public place is less offensive than uttering a word of oath?! **** me...     more **** less ***** images... i guess that's how you habitually attack Christian h'america... **** **** **** and impose a curb of a ***** show me the puppies kitchen ***** Kentucky style **** ******* wankers... dreaming up some **** in long lost Cockney rhyming slang for some: willkommen zu verirrt amstetten... .................... ................................... .............. ................ SCHMILE... boorish ******* gnomes dancing the leprechaun gamblers' dance... skivvy ************* sure... censor the words... but god forbid you censor showing all the ******* because... if you do? guess what... i might forget my farming impulse... of imagining a a cleavage to also imply a pork buttocks... funny... how a show of cleavage is synonymous with a show of pork buttocks... and then i begin thinking of milking... which throws a ***** **** out with the baby and the bathwater and... i'm shinging... what's that name of the place?! New Orleans! yeah... like some minstrel in that part of the world that part of the world that's a ******** what?! you spew on me... i spew on you... we can at least exchange... what we "love" about each other... but i implore! i implore! visit Warsaw! alone... no, not with other people... ah-loan - a-l-o-n-e.... i'll be your companion, when you peer at your shadow, and attempt, to pretend, to disappear.
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look at those utters now do as i say your gaze melts my ***** **** my **** all day your really pretty i will love your *** i dont mind if its ****** what i would do for your ***** You may be the slave but i love your feet i could kiss them all day aren't they sweet so your the slave and im the master come lick my *** can you do it faster i will **** you and hurt you when ever i please ill stick my **** inside you i dont like a tease i love yourl ******* more then i can stand i could lick it all day it never taste bland i want it up i want it down if i cant have it i get a frown it taste so good i never get enough i eat it up better then a cream puff if something comes out of it i really don't mind i love caviar but not in a jar its truly religious could it be god incredibly delicious i know it sounds odd your ******* is cute it sends me to bliss can i prey to it what about **** oh yeah i love **** to i kiss it all night yummy yum goo you say its real tight ok ***** and toes now im in tears god i love subs especially whoes yes i love ankles o my lord i love feet kiss then 4 ever aren't they sweet when i see **** my **** gets so hard i like them all sizes but i don't need a yard then comes the men-strum for only 3 days its my very favorite time i love it always if your a lady and don't give it up and get all ****** go get a pup if you don't think so i wont be around i love ***** ***** all tied and bound so come to me sub i love you i do lets go to bed i wana **** you :) xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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May 21, 2016
May 21, 2016 at 4:43 PM UTC
LOVE SLAVE...dirty ***** ...do not read...explicit
look at those utters now do as i say your gaze melts my ***** **** my **** all day your really pretty i will love your *** i dont mind if its ****** what i would do for your ***** You may be the slave but i love your feet i could kiss them all day aren't they sweet so your the slave and im the master come lick my *** can you do it faster i will **** you and hurt you when ever i please ill stick my **** inside you i dont like a tease i love yourl ******* more then i can stand i could lick it all day it never taste bland i want it up i want it down if i cant have it i get a frown it taste so good i never get enough i eat it up better then a cream puff if something comes out of it i really don't mind i love caviar but not in a jar its truly religious could it be god incredibly delicious i know it sounds odd your ******* is cute it sends me to bliss can i prey to it what about **** oh yeah i love **** to i kiss it all night yummy yum goo you say its real tight ok ***** and toes now im in tears god i love subs especially whoes yes i love ankles o my lord i love feet kiss then 4 ever aren't they sweet when i see **** my **** gets so hard i like them all sizes but i don't need a yard then comes the men-strum for only 3 days its my very favorite time i love it always if your a lady and don't give it up and get all ****** go get a pup if you don't think so i wont be around i love ***** ***** all tied and bound so come to me sub i love you i do lets go to bed i wana **** you :) xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Pretending while the rest of us are descending Into the legislative hell you love so well. Tough ***** DC City, You get no sympathy from me. Half the country is on drugs, and you’re all smug. **** off clowns, I hope you all go down. Tough ***** DC City, You don’t much impress me. You sold your souls to the big money creeps And soon you won’t be able to sleep. You are finding out the old saying is true; You are judged by the company you keep. And you’re keeping company with half-bright thugs And ugly fat cats with purely evil souls You value wealth more than suffering people. You’re those without compassion on the whole. You think if you lie often enough we’ll believe Sadly that sometimes truns out true. Tough ***** DC City, Your fingers are sticky as glue. The people may burn your mansions down. See if your bribes protect you then. Tough ***** DC City, I hope the good people jail you. I wish I could hold back paying my taxes Just like you rich people manage to do. Tough ***** DC City, I’d laugh as you tumble. When your corrupt regime falls apart You’ll want us to rescue all of  you. Tough ***** DC City, I’ll sit back and watch things crumble.
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Feb 2, 2017
Feb 2, 2017 at 3:05 PM UTC
TOUGH ***** DC CITY
This Prince was handsome to the extreme. He had definite movie star looks That is if movies had been invented back all those centuries ago. She was the most beautiful princess in all the kingdom. He could not think of anything other but to make her his bride. So he set forth on his quest of the heart. But when he rode up to her castle though the haunted forest of whispers. across the river of doom and the desert of the dragons. he arrived at her door and proposed marriage to her she said No way! Apparently, she hated men and in fact, had a strong penchant for girls herself. Not one to dwell on the mysteries of a woman's heart, the prince said to himself fucketh her. And he turned to a life of bachelorhood. Never ever to marry. He bought a Harley Chopper Dated pretty cheerleaders and slim models with full bosoms. And he never once caught his wife in bed with some guy like his married friends did. when he got home unexpectldy all was as it should be, He took up hunting and fishing with his buddies. raced sports cars at high speed. spending lonely nights at ***** bars drinking double malt whiskey and the finest flagons of ale. he never heard of ******** or a ******* honey-do list. Nor did he ever get hit for child support or alimony. He kept his castle and his beloved gun collection And was as rich as blazes. HE lived on a diet of fried food bacon and eggs with sausages and beans Hot chicken wings and tacos. snacking on potato chips and gassy pop. a diet that caused him to blow enormous loud farts which made him a revered legend amongst his cronies. who all thought he was as cool as hell. He had loads of money in the bank And not once in his life did he ever put the toilet seat down. And he lived happily ever after The End Goodnight Children all go. To sleep Sweet dreams.
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Jul 25, 2018
Jul 25, 2018 at 4:23 AM UTC
The single prince ...a fairy tale for adults
This Prince was handsome to the extreme. He had definite movie star looks That is if movies had been invented back all those centuries ago. She was the most beautiful princess in all the kingdom. He could not think of anything other but to make her his bride. So he set forth on his quest of the heart. But when he rode up to her castle though the haunted forest of whispers. across the river of doom and the desert of the dragons. he arrived at her door and proposed marriage to her she said No way! Apparently, she hated men and in fact, had a strong penchant for girls herself. Not one to dwell on the mysteries of a woman's heart, the prince said to himself fucketh her. And he turned to a life of bachelorhood. Never ever to marry. He bought a Harley Chopper Dated pretty cheerleaders and slim models with full bosoms. And he never once caught his wife in bed with some guy like his married friends did. when he got home unexpectldy all was as it should be, He took up hunting and fishing with his buddies. raced sports cars at high speed. spending lonely nights at ***** bars drinking double malt whiskey and the finest flagons of ale. he never heard of ******** or a ******* honey-do list. Nor did he ever get hit for child support or alimony. He kept his castle and his beloved gun collection And was as rich as blazes. HE lived on a diet of fried food bacon and eggs with sausages and beans Hot chicken wings and tacos. snacking on potato chips and gassy pop. a diet that caused him to blow enormous loud farts which made him a revered legend amongst his cronies. who all thought he was as cool as hell. He had loads of money in the bank And not once in his life did he ever put the toilet seat down. And he lived happily ever after The End Goodnight Children all go. To sleep Sweet dreams.
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At least at work I'm creating memories Dances and faces grinning across the stage Watching and learning how to play the game. Fears dissolving at what games girls can play. To pay for phone bills and cat litter. Teasing and flirting, but usually not giving away. A little on the side money is always okay. The odds go in their favor the more I pull on the handles. Hands digging into back pockets, knowing just how to gamble. But they say the house always wins...
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Feb 6, 2013
Feb 6, 2013 at 10:54 PM UTC
***** bar diaries: Confessions of Bartender.
Helicopter blades chop through arid air sirens fill space off in the distance. Somewhere, someone still believes the promise of prosperity the American dream but not much really lives in Lost Angeles **** roaches and coyotes. Police spotlights eye-ing up dilapidated housing developments like a ***** show. Cops driving slow on streets that form lines like dope trails like they're looking for crack on skid row or ***** on Hollywood Boulevard or someone to talk to on the last train to Union Station. Helicopter blades chop through arid air sirens fill space off in the distance.
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Dec 16, 2013
Dec 16, 2013 at 9:29 PM UTC
Lost Angeles
I wish I had never met ***** ******* mama's boys like Michael Czech and Peter Pans and cheaters like Robert Littlejohn. They prey on innocent women via http://facebook.com and put on pretend face and hurt innocent women who fall them like Elizabeth Stewart Gandy, Emily Warner, and Laura Blackburn. Michael Czech is awould be poet and Robert Littlejohn a would be musician with an impossible dream in Nashville. Check out http://linkedin.com/Robert Littlejohn and see for yourself.
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Oct 21, 2014
Oct 21, 2014 at 8:00 PM UTC
Peter Pans and Cheaters
It's a natural phenomenon That all or most of us girls, whether you have big ones or you're from the iddy biddy ***** committee - Have confidence issues About the size of them bras We grow up looking at all the beauty and perfection in the magazines Those shiny,  glossy pages of materialistic vanity Thinking ... I wish that was me ! Beauty, is in the eyes of the beholder Yet, we shrivel up with fear when It's time to be with another Thinking they're wishing the size of them bras was BIG As a ripe yellow Cantaloupe! :) You lose your confidence even if It's not true Our men can't help themselves Cheating roaming eyes, as they scan those surgically implanted Plastic fantasies Rise and heave ! Forgetting what a real woman looks like They fall for the ones with a huge Chest on the outer crest They're glorious! ! But underneath - They have confidence issues too That's why the knife was their Best bet Jrap/2016
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Oct 1, 2016
Oct 1, 2016 at 10:21 AM UTC
Bra size
Scratch my back I bite yours I come from ***** **** and tantric Tongue twisting magic Body fluids and spent *** Animals **** Animalistically Too bad if they catch you ****** in the street they stop selling you coffee, and **** in your food Alley cats learn the back roads behind the dumpster Spark spliffs and spin sick rhymes bendin over with the bass and the throbbin over bubblin bizkids this is how we burn in the mornin
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Jun 10, 2012
Jun 10, 2012 at 8:56 AM UTC
Animals **** Animalistically
poopoo ****** la doodoo erectus. **** titily winks and nods. ***** ***** bangbang and *** dot end.
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Jan 17, 2013
Jan 17, 2013 at 7:47 PM UTC
my grandma. will be thy hope of name. so, cowabunga, *******
A couple wuz beading up for a chi chi day She drunkenly laughed **** stained her dress A olive skin woman in golden glitter pasties Offered neon *** shots near 10 in the morning A chubby girl dressed in a black fishnet body suit selling face paintings while her supple ******* Jiggled in your face A black man occupied A most different plain Sat behind two chess boards wasn't gettin paid Two SAP cars parked At Royal Sonesta curb idling to taxi exec sappers back to the friendly skies ****** whippin glitter girl Shakin her money maker Lookin hard at her wares What the hell she sellin? Across the street miked up bible thumper Doin his groove thing Raged against the ***** show Ca ching ca ching ca ching I ducked a bity bee Flying at my face I'm walkin Bourbon Full of mighty grace Hard Rock Guys selling cannabis lollis crowded corners bumpin Ain't no trollies boom box blastin back beat samples Who Dat Jazz? muskrat rambles Three card monte Obstructive beggers Kids banging on 5 gallon drums Gimme a dime mister Louie Armstrong Park Congo Square Where it at? Gotta get there ***** Glitter still barking Mardi ****** Gras tees Snapchat Me Your ***** Ducked another bee Kid put his two pails In mid of the rue Gotta pay the toll Whatcha gunna do? Music: Mardi Gras Music From NOLA Notes 2/18/17
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Feb 27, 2017
Feb 27, 2017 at 1:58 PM UTC
Rue Bourbon Moment
Dmitri Shostakovich woke up feeling sad In his home town of Leningrad; The naughty Nazis were shelling his lovely Russian city - So, for consolation, he ****** hard on his wife's left *****
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Jun 12, 2015
Jun 12, 2015 at 12:01 PM UTC
The Shostakovich Clerihew
left cup runneth over/ right cup half empty/ if I add my left cup size to my right cup size what will I get/ DD + D = DDD/I've never been great at math/but this is no/miscalculation/ I am 36 DD confined to a 36 D bra/ (D)Disgorges over the underwire/ D--you flaccid beach ball/I wish I could reinflate you/part my mouth around your nipple/and/ breathe/ no one can tell/unless I wear a tight bodice/then/you are/obnoxiously evident/ I am afraid of introducing you to my future boyfriend/will he still want to undress me/will he still want to make love to me/ will he still want to touch you/ you/ sea urch/in/the palm of my hand/ even I am hesitant to hold you close to me/ you/ strangulated bagpipe/ moulting pompom/ **** what's that spell/ what's that spel/ what's that spe/ what's that sp/ what's that s/ what's that/ what is that/ what/ who are you/ you/ waning gibbous/ my metaphors wane, also/it turns out there are only so many euphemisms that can be assigned to an/ill-proportioned breast/ itsy bitsy titsy/ you make me/ sad/ you/ teardrop defying the laws of gravity/ or/ is it the laws of gravity that defy the teardrop/so that it never falls into/ place/ I've noticed only/beautiful/things/ fall/ shooting stars/ autumn/ my left *****
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Oct 18, 2020
Oct 18, 2020 at 5:19 PM UTC
Ode to My Itsy Bitsy Titsy
You changed me You changed how I look at things In this generation Of this posterior celebration Which I am, no doubt Aware that you’re a straight up knockout From your lips that pout To your delicious Double D's Made me just say from the rooftops Save the ******* Is that chauvinistic of me? Is that impolite of me? Save The ******* I finally saw the light I love the ******* They are love They are life Save the ******* They are the sustenance of our being Now, I’m not that perverted I’m just practicing what I’m preaching This is to the girls that I accidentally touched Their community chest Their blessed ******* I sincerely apologize It wasn’t on purpose Please excuse my hands They just got careless To the girl who asked me “Do you want to see my ***** Well, what do you think? I said yes within two blinks I expected a glimpse Of those small beautiful ******* But she said it was just a test My bad I guess I just confessed to Save the ******* Is that chauvinistic of me? Is that impolite of me? Save the ******* I finally saw the light I love the ******* They are love They are life Save the ******* They are the sustenance of our being Now, I’m not that perverted I’m just practicing what I’m preaching
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Oct 2, 2017
Oct 2, 2017 at 1:32 AM UTC
#SaveTheTitties
*would breastfeeding me with the toddler save our *** life? i always wanted to try it out, get breastfed and do that old ***** **** after maturity kicks in; i mean, girl, half of your body disappeared after becoming a mother, it's like that mermaid debate: top part human bottom part fish / top part fish bottom part human - you're still into oral but i want to reclaim your chest; so that's what you meant by burning your bra?* when reading becomes tedious and you know it, and you write out the replica of the tedium, and you're wondering 'why not the best bits spotted?' hilarious, you're regurgitating the sudden tedium of reading with the missing tedium of writing it, and become almost encircled by the hope of someone's eyes seeing your tongue lick a tiger's canine and a placenta.
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Mar 8, 2016
Mar 8, 2016 at 10:39 AM UTC
the mermaid debate
Ask me what kind of **** I am into And I will take you on a magical journey To fanfiction dot com backslash Harry Potter backslash NC17 What turns me on is Ginny Weasely in the restricted section With her skirt hiked up; Sirius Black in a secret passage way, Solemnly swearing that he is up to no good; And Draco Malfoy in the room of requirement slithering in to my Chamber of Secrets; I am an unapologetic consumer of all things Potterotica, And the sexiest part Is not the way Cho Chang rides that broomstick Or the sounds of Myrtle moaning, The sexiest part is knowing That they are part of a bigger story; That they exist beyond eight minutes in ***** ***** Gang Bang, That their kegels are not the strongest thing about them, And still I am told That my **** is ‘unrealistic’. Not quite as ****** as flashing ads saying 'just turned 18’ So you can fantasize about ******* the youngest girl you won’t go to jail for. I’m told that my **** isn’t quite as lifelike As a room full of lesbians begging for **** Told that this is what is supposed to turn me on. Don’t you give me raw meat And tell me it is nourishment, I know a slaughterhouse when I see one. It looks like 24/7 live streaming Reminding me that men are going to **** me whether I like it or not, That there is one use for my mouth and it is not speaking, That a man is at his most powerful when he’s got a woman by the hair. The first time a man I loved held me by the wrists And called me a ***** I did not think 'run’, I thought 'this is just like the movies’ I know a slaughterhouse when I see one. It looks like websites and seminars teaching you how to **** more ******* Looks like fifteen-year-old boys bullied for being virgins, It looks like the man who did not flinch When I said stop and he heard 'try harder’. If you play-act at butchery long enough You grow used to the sounds of screaming, It is just a side effect of industry; Everything gets cut into small, marketable pieces. I will not practice ****** hands I will not make believe dissected women, My *** cannot be packaged My *** is magic It is part of a bigger story I am whole I exist when you are not ******* me And I will not be cut into pieces any more.
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Apr 4, 2018
Apr 4, 2018 at 5:42 PM UTC
'Fantastic ******* and Where To Find Them' by Brenna Twohy
Ask me what kind of **** I am into And I will take you on a magical journey To fanfiction dot com backslash Harry Potter backslash NC17 What turns me on is Ginny Weasely in the restricted section With her skirt hiked up; Sirius Black in a secret passage way, Solemnly swearing that he is up to no good; And Draco Malfoy in the room of requirement slithering in to my Chamber of Secrets; I am an unapologetic consumer of all things Potterotica, And the sexiest part Is not the way Cho Chang rides that broomstick Or the sounds of Myrtle moaning, The sexiest part is knowing That they are part of a bigger story; That they exist beyond eight minutes in ***** ***** Gang Bang, That their kegels are not the strongest thing about them, And still I am told That my **** is ‘unrealistic’. Not quite as ****** as flashing ads saying 'just turned 18’ So you can fantasize about ******* the youngest girl you won’t go to jail for. I’m told that my **** isn’t quite as lifelike As a room full of lesbians begging for **** Told that this is what is supposed to turn me on. Don’t you give me raw meat And tell me it is nourishment, I know a slaughterhouse when I see one. It looks like 24/7 live streaming Reminding me that men are going to **** me whether I like it or not, That there is one use for my mouth and it is not speaking, That a man is at his most powerful when he’s got a woman by the hair. The first time a man I loved held me by the wrists And called me a ***** I did not think 'run’, I thought 'this is just like the movies’ I know a slaughterhouse when I see one. It looks like websites and seminars teaching you how to **** more ******* Looks like fifteen-year-old boys bullied for being virgins, It looks like the man who did not flinch When I said stop and he heard 'try harder’. If you play-act at butchery long enough You grow used to the sounds of screaming, It is just a side effect of industry; Everything gets cut into small, marketable pieces. I will not practice ****** hands I will not make believe dissected women, My *** cannot be packaged My *** is magic It is part of a bigger story I am whole I exist when you are not ******* me And I will not be cut into pieces any more.
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Have YA fallen in love" Today? Best hurry! ---- Else ya might stay free - Ya might start "Thinkin and feelin" For yourself And get yer stupid *** thrown in jail ----- Lady gaga sings Lady gaga sings Waves around her "things" Her incorporated ***** *** machine ----- Hurry hurry! .. Fall in love And misery Before its too late ! And ya start ta think and feel And get yer stupid *** thrown in jail
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Jun 17, 2013
Jun 17, 2013 at 1:05 PM UTC
brave new world
I asked for success disappointment came first failure pursued close so did the burdens of all my hopes I've lost all sense in the things around me mixing my hatred with apathy to slumber in pity no bar girl's ***** will construe this animosity thrashing mad within the synapses of my mind if in finding the light I will be saved, then I will break every ******* bulb that glows such a shame - wallowing for name pain is the ultimate game lets see who can take the most punishment they place bets and take shots they is the flow of things and they are ********
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Jun 11, 2013
Jun 11, 2013 at 11:37 AM UTC
The flow of things
an item of importance has just come to hand so listen to the article which is on the news stands preventative health message maybe of some use to all paying attention to your private parts is the call the ******* and the prostate gland require a little investigation every now and then to ensure that they are in good working order for all you ladies and gentlemen regular ***** and prostate examinations detected abnormalities which are abominations pick up the telephone and make an appointment with your family GP if you discover anything that isn't quite as it should be early detection of cancer cells may mean a longer life putting off an examination may shorten your life the ******* and prostate gland need you to take care of them heed the call all you ladies and gentlemen
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Aug 27, 2014
Aug 27, 2014 at 6:55 PM UTC
Preventative Health Message