Wimps, whiners and data miners.
All gathered here together.
Crooks, embezzlers and free booze guzzlers
And hookers dressed in leather.
Lying, cheating and some butt beating
And even some peepee games.
Walls at borders and restraining orders
And finding others to blame.
Cheaters, beaters and lying pig-men
Trying their best to succeed
In the race for worst bastard of them all.
One more ripoff is all they need.
Blaming, shaming and gerrymandering
Doing their best to become
Millionaires, billionaires, zillionaires
Ruling absolutely over the dumb.
Mewling, puking and crying out loud
Losing stolen funds they invested.
Society defeafened from applause and hurrahs
When the lot of them are arrested.
Ripping, tearing their thousand dollar suits;
Begging their thousand year old God.
They’re the twenty first century Washington batch
Of Wynken, Blynken and Nod.