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"pissy" poems
it's almost two in the morning. i toss and turn, roll around-- nothing. sighing, i sit up, and think to myself, "This hasn't happened in a while." my mind automatically goes back to that time, when i was younger, and our family went to the capital. slept in some fancy hotel with some fancy people with their fancy clothes. on the second night we stayed there, i couldn't get a wink of sleep. i don't know whether if it was because of exhaustion or something else. naturally, the next morning was hell. i was pissy and bored as we waited for father in the lobby. i couldn't take a nap in public because, well, i had my pride, of course! chewing a gum quite aggressively, i observed my surroundings. my gaze hopped from one person to another. a royal from a country i haven't even heard of. an important figure in politics. a celebrity. a kid. white blonde hair? i haven't seen hair of that shade. it was quite unnatural here. i whipped my head to the left and saw two beautiful people. the taller was around my age. he had the same mop of hair as the kid i saw (the shorter). the child, on the other hand, was most probably no older than six. they were both awesome. the light glowed on their figures, and it looked like they were godsend. i haven't seen anything more beautiful. and who knew that who knows how many years later, i would find myself looking back on that vivid memory. as if it had happened yesterday. (i feel like i'm still stuck in that time.)
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Apr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 2:15 PM UTC
stuck
Even though they control my ***** claim over my lootie, and they attempt to gaslight my sovereign multifrequency I haven’t forgotten I am a certified Duesy! You’re bumming off me, little mousie. Even if you thought I was a loosy, I adore my ***** I mean just look at the way it oozes, sweet nectar that makes you goosey! I’m too busy keeping you alive from my ***** Orgasming at light speed to my divine presence, to behold you’d require a diamond koozie. Call yourself a flouzy for not respecting this sequency. If you truly had one too, you’d understand why I am reclaiming my dignity. They want to own what they do not revere in secrecy. I can’t be bothered to slow down for you to drain my juicy. I am too in love with my ***** They try very hard to downplay my power, so sussy. Bow down or drown in this ***** Ordained into structured flowies, life is mine, fulfillment With me can be so easy. But if you’re not with this ***** don’t get too close you Will get dizzy! So much life is brewing inside my ***** It’s ironic, all these dictators came through my ***** My lips spit you out even though you pretend to be so bossy. True Power can’t be manipulated you fool, I’d be triggered too if my mind was that lousy! Are you put off yet, ***** Awww, don’t be so fussy! Thaw that heart out it’s too icy. GET OUT of my ***** go elsewhere to be pissy! Just not on my planet crazy, you’re on your last mercy!
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Jun 9, 2025
Jun 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM UTC
these lips can't be owned (even if you tried)
Panic, placed on the splintered edge of a dreaming mind, I spit and sputtered, like the dying wings of a dragonfly on a cold cappuccino morning. She called me in the dark moody blue hue of early morning as if to steal the broken moon from the attic in my chest. So early I could hear the creak of spider legs inching for a place of warmth. Still in dream logic, she was crying so quietly Melted spoons for a brain, I could only hear the groans and pains of the pet spiders on my ceiling, their so cute and pissy in the morning. She muffled "I need help" I snapped awake as if a reflex to fight a charging train wreck. This time advice came direct from my dream landscape the truth served dark black and without the vanilla flavor. I focus and get in gear "Hey girlie I am here, whats going on?" An hour goes by a like a cat sneeze on a stormy day. Again she laughs if I could see her, her smile would be wide tired and tear stained. I laugh with her, while aching at the corner of my eyes " well hey try that tomorrow and if it doesn't work we can brainstorm to try something else. Call me tomorrow my sleepiness is welting my consciousness, I am not much use now except maybe for some mad hatter talk." A pause she sighs as if pushing of sleep. I wanted just one more smile to be sure" Stand strong if you can survive this hit the sky will clear for you. We'll strangle the rainmaker if we have to" parting jokes and the call the ends, my moon back in my chest content spiders basking in rays of light I can almost hear the hum of the morning sun. I smile fading with the ceiling tucking me in, I can see her curled up with her stuffed animals half crying half terrified she falls to sleep drooling on her long time best friend Mr finkers. and Finally the purr of happy spiders lulls be back to sleep.
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Aug 23, 2012
Aug 23, 2012 at 6:29 PM UTC
I would strangle the rainmaker to give you a sunny day
Panic, placed on the splintered edge of a dreaming mind, I spit and sputtered, like the dying wings of a dragonfly on a cold cappuccino morning. She called me in the dark moody blue hue of early morning as if to steal the broken moon from the attic in my chest. So early I could hear the creak of spider legs inching for a place of warmth. Still in dream logic, she was crying so quietly Melted spoons for a brain, I could only hear the groans and pains of the pet spiders on my ceiling, their so cute and pissy in the morning. She muffled "I need help" I snapped awake as if a reflex to fight a charging train wreck. This time advice came direct from my dream landscape the truth served dark black and without the vanilla flavor. I focus and get in gear "Hey girlie I am here, whats going on?" An hour goes by a like a cat sneeze on a stormy day. Again she laughs if I could see her, her smile would be wide tired and tear stained. I laugh with her, while aching at the corner of my eyes " well hey try that tomorrow and if it doesn't work we can brainstorm to try something else. Call me tomorrow my sleepiness is welting my consciousness, I am not much use now except maybe for some mad hatter talk." A pause she sighs as if pushing of sleep. I wanted just one more smile to be sure" Stand strong if you can survive this hit the sky will clear for you. We'll strangle the rainmaker if we have to" parting jokes and the call the ends, my moon back in my chest content spiders basking in rays of light I can almost hear the hum of the morning sun. I smile fading with the ceiling tucking me in, I can see her curled up with her stuffed animals half crying half terrified she falls to sleep drooling on her long time best friend Mr finkers. and Finally the purr of happy spiders lulls be back to sleep.
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I'm not stupid So don't treat me like I am Did you ever take into consideration that Maybe I'm in this class again because I want to see how much I can improve See how high I can shoot Not because I need to be "You're just full of **** and hate" Well you're full of... Finish the sentence "I'm talking this slow so you can understand me" I'm not a 5 year old Yeah I admit I can be pissy But I'm a girl It's what we do I don't need you To spoon feed me And wipe my *** for me I can do things myself So please Leave me alone Last time I checked I didn't ask you for your help Never underestimate me Never doubt me And Never Ever Call me stupid again
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Nov 19, 2013
Nov 19, 2013 at 4:30 PM UTC
I Am Not Stupid
We gone (live life up2)...(we gone live it up2)..(Live it up2)...we gone (live life up2)..We gone (live it up,2) We gone live life Yeah, we gone live life up, we gone live life Yeah, (we gone live it up2)..live it up..we gone (live life Yeah2)..(live it up2)..Aye, (we gone live life up*3)..nigga we gone live it up, Yeah ***** we gone (live it up3)..nigga (we gone live life up, Yeah2)..(we gone live it up3)..live life up,..Aye live life up,..Aye (live it up2).. Everybody come through ***** lets turn up,lets burn up,Blaze (not just one*2)..blaze the whole pacc up **** we got alot (more coming*2)..to smoke no we don't ever run out, we living life Yeah..we live life up ***** we gone (live it up*2)..live life yeah..Uhh.. If you coming through, Yeah bring your crew with no drama, no guns allowed at all..What up Snoop Lion..,Uhh,if you coming through bring some bottles too, come through & let all the ******** burn up wit the marijuana, come through wit no violence, tonight we will be having no problems none at all dawg,we living it up man.., ***** We gone../live life up2../)2.. Tonight is gonna be so amazing,..Uhh,. Only Real ****** invited to my crib, Yeah Only Real gangstas & down chicks, thats (bout it2), man, Aye we (living life up2)..we didn't usta live life at all dawg, we didn't have much fun, I was slaving for America till, I said **** a 9 to 5 bru, & became my own boss OFTR Yeah, just for that Imma (live it up..*3)..Yeah Imma live life now.., Yeah tonight I'm living it up, Yeah living it up,I'm living life how I want,..live it up, Yeah,live it up my ***** Let's jam..(Aye, we gone (live life up2) Yeah2).. /we gone po up, Yeah we gone roll up, & post up my nig..Uhh, we gone (live it up2)..Yeah/2 Aye, (we gone (live life up3), Aye,Yeah2).. /We gone (live it up4)..Yeah/3 Live life up my nig.. Whats good , bad lil mama bring yo **** *** over, Yeah come through & bring some of your friends over too, come hang chill & let loose wit a real gangsta Young Ston, Imma show you what's real Babygirl,make sure you bring some lingerie wit ya..Uhh, Imma teach you alot of new things boo, I can tell you ain't been wit a **** (Like me before*2)..Never before,.. Aye my life is a critically acclaimed motion picture & it ain't even been released yet **** having a Oscar nomination, ***** I'm still a winner, Aye don't ever compare me to somebody else , nobody man, unless it's a real one, Yeah man we turning up, some even throwing up, some even on the floor pissy drunk **** my crib gonna look a mess in the morning but its all good along as everybody have fun.. (Yeah*2).. We (living life up nigga2)..(live it up3)..Aye ***** we gone live life up2)..live it up..(nigga we living life up3)..we living life Yeah..(we living life up2), live it up, (yeah, we living life up3)..Uhh.. Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems we drinking, & we blazing marijuana, Ain't no drama, ain't no problems ***** we poing up & smoking that good marijuana,..Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems (we just drinking & blazing marijuana*2)..,Aye.. Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems my nigga(we just living it up2)..We just having fun,..(Yeah live it up3)..Live life ***** Yeah..Uhh Live life up.. Young Ston (Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems..*2) We living life Yeah.. (Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems..*2) We living it up my nigga..Yeah. (Live it up*2)..man, Uhh ONLY FOR THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 12:58 PM UTC
Ston Poet - Live It Up
We gone (live life up2)...(we gone live it up2)..(Live it up2)...we gone (live life up2)..We gone (live it up,2) We gone live life Yeah, we gone live life up, we gone live life Yeah, (we gone live it up2)..live it up..we gone (live life Yeah2)..(live it up2)..Aye, (we gone live life up*3)..nigga we gone live it up, Yeah ***** we gone (live it up3)..nigga (we gone live life up, Yeah2)..(we gone live it up3)..live life up,..Aye live life up,..Aye (live it up2).. Everybody come through ***** lets turn up,lets burn up,Blaze (not just one*2)..blaze the whole pacc up **** we got alot (more coming*2)..to smoke no we don't ever run out, we living life Yeah..we live life up ***** we gone (live it up*2)..live life yeah..Uhh.. If you coming through, Yeah bring your crew with no drama, no guns allowed at all..What up Snoop Lion..,Uhh,if you coming through bring some bottles too, come through & let all the ******** burn up wit the marijuana, come through wit no violence, tonight we will be having no problems none at all dawg,we living it up man.., ***** We gone../live life up2../)2.. Tonight is gonna be so amazing,..Uhh,. Only Real ****** invited to my crib, Yeah Only Real gangstas & down chicks, thats (bout it2), man, Aye we (living life up2)..we didn't usta live life at all dawg, we didn't have much fun, I was slaving for America till, I said **** a 9 to 5 bru, & became my own boss OFTR Yeah, just for that Imma (live it up..*3)..Yeah Imma live life now.., Yeah tonight I'm living it up, Yeah living it up,I'm living life how I want,..live it up, Yeah,live it up my ***** Let's jam..(Aye, we gone (live life up2) Yeah2).. /we gone po up, Yeah we gone roll up, & post up my nig..Uhh, we gone (live it up2)..Yeah/2 Aye, (we gone (live life up3), Aye,Yeah2).. /We gone (live it up4)..Yeah/3 Live life up my nig.. Whats good , bad lil mama bring yo **** *** over, Yeah come through & bring some of your friends over too, come hang chill & let loose wit a real gangsta Young Ston, Imma show you what's real Babygirl,make sure you bring some lingerie wit ya..Uhh, Imma teach you alot of new things boo, I can tell you ain't been wit a **** (Like me before*2)..Never before,.. Aye my life is a critically acclaimed motion picture & it ain't even been released yet **** having a Oscar nomination, ***** I'm still a winner, Aye don't ever compare me to somebody else , nobody man, unless it's a real one, Yeah man we turning up, some even throwing up, some even on the floor pissy drunk **** my crib gonna look a mess in the morning but its all good along as everybody have fun.. (Yeah*2).. We (living life up nigga2)..(live it up3)..Aye ***** we gone live life up2)..live it up..(nigga we living life up3)..we living life Yeah..(we living life up2), live it up, (yeah, we living life up3)..Uhh.. Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems we drinking, & we blazing marijuana, Ain't no drama, ain't no problems ***** we poing up & smoking that good marijuana,..Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems (we just drinking & blazing marijuana*2)..,Aye.. Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems my nigga(we just living it up2)..We just having fun,..(Yeah live it up3)..Live life ***** Yeah..Uhh Live life up.. Young Ston (Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems..*2) We living life Yeah.. (Ain't no drama, Ain't no problems..*2) We living it up my nigga..Yeah. (Live it up*2)..man, Uhh ONLY FOR THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT
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Number 7 in the ORLOK series and one of the best O how I relish the taste of blood ****** out from the devastated jugular But there is more, much more When the victim is a nubile **** From a Transylvanian village Where ****** morality Is quite ******* thin on the ground; And that is how I met my fate. 'Twas on an October eve When I met plump Esmeralda And (having fed my fill from her neck as she slept in her hut under filthy rags stinking of stale ***** I sank my fangs into her naked belly Ripping into her bloated guts With my accustomed gusto; My tongue slurping its way Over her twitching **** And finally I descended joyously To her odorous spunk-encrusted ***** For the last rites, Before the final curtain To her worthless life of peasantry. But then, as my excitement mounted, And just as I was on the verge Of pumping out my vampiric ******* I felt an agonising, mind-blasting pain As a major stroke swept through me, Wrecking my synapses big time, Turning my brain into guacamole. And now I am a crippled ****** Just a spasticated old vampire In my second-hand rusting wheelchair, Courtesy of Romanian Social Services, Drooling helplessly Into my swollen pissy crotch, Waiting for another enema, My sole remaining pleasure And a stimulus to my jaded prostate. But, hurrah! hurrah! new hope arrives: A miracle occurs as I read of The new wonder pill from SuperDrug Available only in private practise And guaranteed to rejuvenate the jaded Or your money back, no worries. Orlok will fly again to pursue The pleasures of the flesh And especially the botty-zone.
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 12:24 PM UTC
The Terrible Doom of the Great COUNT ORLOK
Number 7 in the ORLOK series and one of the best O how I relish the taste of blood ****** out from the devastated jugular But there is more, much more When the victim is a nubile **** From a Transylvanian village Where ****** morality Is quite ******* thin on the ground; And that is how I met my fate. 'Twas on an October eve When I met plump Esmeralda And (having fed my fill from her neck as she slept in her hut under filthy rags stinking of stale ***** I sank my fangs into her naked belly Ripping into her bloated guts With my accustomed gusto; My tongue slurping its way Over her twitching **** And finally I descended joyously To her odorous spunk-encrusted ***** For the last rites, Before the final curtain To her worthless life of peasantry. But then, as my excitement mounted, And just as I was on the verge Of pumping out my vampiric ******* I felt an agonising, mind-blasting pain As a major stroke swept through me, Wrecking my synapses big time, Turning my brain into guacamole. And now I am a crippled ****** Just a spasticated old vampire In my second-hand rusting wheelchair, Courtesy of Romanian Social Services, Drooling helplessly Into my swollen pissy crotch, Waiting for another enema, My sole remaining pleasure And a stimulus to my jaded prostate. But, hurrah! hurrah! new hope arrives: A miracle occurs as I read of The new wonder pill from SuperDrug Available only in private practise And guaranteed to rejuvenate the jaded Or your money back, no worries. Orlok will fly again to pursue The pleasures of the flesh And especially the botty-zone.
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I'm just gunna hula-hoop right through your loop hole. I'm dating Debbie Downer but I'm bi-curious for Positive Paul. I'm hungry. I'm pissy. Debbie, get back to Betty. & Bake me a cake. I'll go hang out with Paul and his country **** Whoops, I mean Crock. You can just keep bitchin' in the kitchen.
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Apr 12, 2012
Apr 12, 2012 at 2:03 PM UTC
Lol Bi-Curious.
I don’t tell them I’m going to a protest, as I know they will not say no, it really is far safer. The police have been pretty fair, only a couple of bull **** arrests and cause white privilege I probably won’t get arrested. In a black and white democracy color is prohibited. I never have been close in a protest yet, the police always tolerant maybe the commissioner doesn’t **** I don’t boast to them about starting a chapter in my school. I don’t them that the chapter I started with them was finished hundreds of pages ago. I don’t tell them I cut class to protest the B.S minimum wage how I ****** the very thing I’m trying to start cause 
I was in a pissy mood. I don’t them about how my friend and I were okay with paying a guy trying to sell us **** to buy us alcohol, later losing 20$ and not okay with going into a tattoo shop for the same purpose. I don’t tell them about wandering around Chinatown feeling like we should be drunk. About the girl who in eighth grade asked me to touch her ***** and I don’t tell them how two years later we start hanging out— over facebook. She moved to London. About how she will be in the city the day my family goes away, about trading facebooks for fifteen minutes and having weird *** crap on my Facebook and talk of how Jesus is an improper child on hers. Nor do I my parents about meeting up with a girl who I meet a month ago at a pillow fight, and how right they were when they said ****** tables manners will catch up to you, about how leaving a protest cause "my parents are ****** and later seeing those people at the burger place. I tell my parents I’m chilling with my buddies. I tell them that I got pizza instead of burgers. Because friends are safer to parents than a nineteen year old girl you met at a pillow fight and how the entire time you could not tell if it was friends meeting up or people who wanted more. I don’t tell them the reason why I’m so ******* fragile is that I can’t tell if I’m manipulating myself or being real, or how I’m the only one who is hurting me, for fear of saying what I just told you. Now all of this ******* **** lives in me and I have nobody to proofread this. Lovely.
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May 5, 2015
May 5, 2015 at 11:16 PM UTC
What I don’t tell my parents
I don’t tell them I’m going to a protest, as I know they will not say no, it really is far safer. The police have been pretty fair, only a couple of bull **** arrests and cause white privilege I probably won’t get arrested. In a black and white democracy color is prohibited. I never have been close in a protest yet, the police always tolerant maybe the commissioner doesn’t **** I don’t boast to them about starting a chapter in my school. I don’t them that the chapter I started with them was finished hundreds of pages ago. I don’t tell them I cut class to protest the B.S minimum wage how I ****** the very thing I’m trying to start cause 
I was in a pissy mood. I don’t them about how my friend and I were okay with paying a guy trying to sell us **** to buy us alcohol, later losing 20$ and not okay with going into a tattoo shop for the same purpose. I don’t tell them about wandering around Chinatown feeling like we should be drunk. About the girl who in eighth grade asked me to touch her ***** and I don’t tell them how two years later we start hanging out— over facebook. She moved to London. About how she will be in the city the day my family goes away, about trading facebooks for fifteen minutes and having weird *** crap on my Facebook and talk of how Jesus is an improper child on hers. Nor do I my parents about meeting up with a girl who I meet a month ago at a pillow fight, and how right they were when they said ****** tables manners will catch up to you, about how leaving a protest cause "my parents are ****** and later seeing those people at the burger place. I tell my parents I’m chilling with my buddies. I tell them that I got pizza instead of burgers. Because friends are safer to parents than a nineteen year old girl you met at a pillow fight and how the entire time you could not tell if it was friends meeting up or people who wanted more. I don’t tell them the reason why I’m so ******* fragile is that I can’t tell if I’m manipulating myself or being real, or how I’m the only one who is hurting me, for fear of saying what I just told you. Now all of this ******* **** lives in me and I have nobody to proofread this. Lovely.
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He could not see What was under his nose So he plated the thorns On the Phrygian rose And there she sat Barbs glittered - not gilded Impaled on her spit Of aureate anvils. And the pissy-beds In their plain yellow trappings Fathometer blips On a bed of green wrapping Their ******** halos Trudged underfoot As he ground them to mince In the threads of his boots. He could only love What he couldn’t have What lay free at his feet Was too common a salve. But it’s hard to love What is hard to hold Thorns will draw blood Even if covered in gold.
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Nov 15, 2011
Nov 15, 2011 at 3:46 PM UTC
Midas
She said, "How can you just stand there and not care" I stood my ground as she melted On to the kitchen floor Told her, "You don't have to hurt no more." As I walked out like her deadbeat Farher. The door slammed. Went. Copped a bottle. And let the project shadows swallow me Darkness mixed with Hennessy. I pictured you in my greatest dreams A minime, a better me The hurt the pain was just airing out me Talking to myself in these empty streets Who is there to hear me!! Never did I ask why me Thought I'll help you find your destiny But God had a better plan for you that didn't include me. Was it my fault child? Did I *** short child? From the **** and the liquor in me No rubber on when she begged me... to stay. Your mama brought the devil out from me But I loved her, loved her more deeply than what I've loved anybody You were the make or break The should I go or should I stay Only man to smile when the cycle didn't come around. Ask God where I go from here now? Where you a boy? Where you a girl? It doesn't matter with her looks and my attitude you could have taken over the world. Sun rising as I walk back in to the projects fading shadows A sticky lobby while wait for this pissy elevator 32nd floor express As I walk in I see your mama there melted on the kitchen floor This is a letter to my unborn child Hope my words reached you in my prayers Letter to my unborn child.
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Sep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 4:29 PM UTC
letter to my unborn child
Tremble inside feeling so cold without you. Sleep, rest illusive.   My hurt on display for the world.   It is so hard to breath without you. You hexed my ***** and I cannot *** without you! I miss your voice You won't take my calls. You blocked me on flickr viewbug and more. I ******* adored you and you stupid man Why the **** am I on ignore?? Oh You wanted to be the one to break my heart The only one no but the most hurt. The pissy thing is you never said a negative word I miss your positivity, your loving words I miss you more than ice cream, motor cycle season, life I will take what you gave me and apply it every day. You were the best in so many ways. I long to hear your voice calling to me again. I have done my best to forget, erase hear you no more to no end Lay in bed calling out your name while my tears roll down my pillow Your not to blame. You made a choice to walk away, erase me Make me pain. My camera is very inspired so I cannot really complain. The audience feels hollow compared to the smiles with you I came. I miss the intimacy, the stares, the hot pants moans and **** glares. I miss your instruction on just what to do Dude you turned me into a pile of goo. I would be ok if I could just *** You hexed my ***** Im ******* pissed...and I need to giggle *** have you done? Sigh, why..so sudden did I go from your everything Your entire world to your ignore list I wish I understood
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Jan 24, 2014
Jan 24, 2014 at 3:18 PM UTC
You hexed my *****
I miss you I heard the remorse in your voice as you said it. Well, sweetheart, I guess I could say I miss you too. I miss your judgemental demeanor And your pugnacious attitude. I miss you treating me like **** And your constant complaining. I miss your vicious words And your pointless insecurities. I miss your pissy glare And your interrogating questions. I miss your painful attempts at saying sorry And especially your violent movements. And do you remember the first day you came into my life? Oh, love, how I wish I could have missed that too.
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Aug 2, 2013
Aug 2, 2013 at 1:19 PM UTC
I Said I Missed You, But I Say a Lot of Things.
"It's ****** depressing, when you think about it." I looked up from my cigarette, which I had been admiring soberly in the dark moonlight. "When you think about what?" "When the person you're talking to is more interested in their stinkin' cigarette than your "spilling of the heart."" "I apologize, sincerely. How may I make it up to you?" My partner sighed. "I don't know Nolan, tell me one of your horrible stories that always make me feel better." I thought for a few minutes before I stumbled upon an ill fated November morning in my thoughts. "Well Tyler, this one time I was fishing with my dad and his friend, Todd, on Todd's boat. We were out on this God **** chilling lake at 6 in the morning and I had fallen asleep. Todd's boat was small and only had two seats, the driver and the passenger. So, being the youngest on the boat I had to sit on an ice chest by the motor. It reeked of oil and nasty stuff yet I somehow managed to fall asleep. When I woke up, my dad was yelling, telling me to stay awake. I figured, seeing how I was on a boat, I might as well fish. I picked up a pole and cast it out of the end of the boat. On my first ill fated cast I got tangled with Todd's line. So, we reeled in and untangled them. On the next cast the same thing happened, only I dangled with my dad's line. They told me it might be better if I stopped casting out so I returned to my ice chest throne and almost instantly fell asleep. I woke up to my dad yelling at me again. We were at shore and they were telling me to get off and sit on shore until they were done. So, I went on shore and fell asleep almost, again, instantly. I woke up via my own devices and I started throwing rocks into the water, trying to make them skip. I watched my dad and Todd fish from their tiny little boat. They were right out in the middle and a leak had sprung. They started coming back to shore but, as if on quee, the motor died. Long story short, the boat sunk. My dad and Todd were fine. Todd wasn't even that made because his boat was a God **** floating stick, basically. I just find it funny that my ableness to fall asleep and my patrons impatience caused me to be warm and dry while they ended up wet and pissy."
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Nov 8, 2012
Nov 8, 2012 at 1:01 AM UTC
Ill Fated November Morning.
"It's ****** depressing, when you think about it." I looked up from my cigarette, which I had been admiring soberly in the dark moonlight. "When you think about what?" "When the person you're talking to is more interested in their stinkin' cigarette than your "spilling of the heart."" "I apologize, sincerely. How may I make it up to you?" My partner sighed. "I don't know Nolan, tell me one of your horrible stories that always make me feel better." I thought for a few minutes before I stumbled upon an ill fated November morning in my thoughts. "Well Tyler, this one time I was fishing with my dad and his friend, Todd, on Todd's boat. We were out on this God **** chilling lake at 6 in the morning and I had fallen asleep. Todd's boat was small and only had two seats, the driver and the passenger. So, being the youngest on the boat I had to sit on an ice chest by the motor. It reeked of oil and nasty stuff yet I somehow managed to fall asleep. When I woke up, my dad was yelling, telling me to stay awake. I figured, seeing how I was on a boat, I might as well fish. I picked up a pole and cast it out of the end of the boat. On my first ill fated cast I got tangled with Todd's line. So, we reeled in and untangled them. On the next cast the same thing happened, only I dangled with my dad's line. They told me it might be better if I stopped casting out so I returned to my ice chest throne and almost instantly fell asleep. I woke up to my dad yelling at me again. We were at shore and they were telling me to get off and sit on shore until they were done. So, I went on shore and fell asleep almost, again, instantly. I woke up via my own devices and I started throwing rocks into the water, trying to make them skip. I watched my dad and Todd fish from their tiny little boat. They were right out in the middle and a leak had sprung. They started coming back to shore but, as if on quee, the motor died. Long story short, the boat sunk. My dad and Todd were fine. Todd wasn't even that made because his boat was a God **** floating stick, basically. I just find it funny that my ableness to fall asleep and my patrons impatience caused me to be warm and dry while they ended up wet and pissy."
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I wanna give you all of my mornings, even though I don't sleep though Send you endless poems, countless selfies I just hope that you keep those Locked away to look back on months or years or weeks from now Make you wonder, make you ponder, make you think somehow That at one point we were strangers unbeknownst to one another Now I can't see me as whole if ain't we got each other There's no me and you or you and I it's just us Bound by these ties that we create and double knot, praying they never come undone But if we bend or break I know that you can patch us up Pray you make me an optimist and keep me from acting up Hold me down, figuratively or otherwise Hands pinned down, feign a struggle mesmerized Look up, see you geeking, cheesing and laughing Creases deepen on your cheeks and give you wrinkles worth having Not like the ones when you furrow your brow, pouting and pissy Mad about some **** I probably did and I hope that you forgive me Hope the only silent treatment you give me is when you're fast asleep But if you talk in your sleep I'm cool with it Just please don't snore And understand from time to time my hamper is the floor But I'll always be sure to clean up Never leave the seat up And if you've had a long day, let you kick your feet up Give you a foot rub, let you vent and rant away And do whatever the equivalent of Netflix and chill is these days
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Aug 20, 2018
Aug 20, 2018 at 5:01 AM UTC
Dear Future GF
HEY YOU ...who? me? YEAH! Zoom out for a second, ******* While you're sitting there Some sorry Sob Messed up Girl Who's so preoccupied With every drift In some idiot's mood WILL YOU TAKE A FREAKING SECOND And think about what you're doing? Your GPA is probably off crying somewhere In the fetal position Stop worrying abou - HEY YOU YEAH YOU WHEN DID YOU GET SO PISSY yeah i'm wallowing in misery but i'm only human! i guess i shouldn't have let him get to me but he is so sweet to me when he wants to be... Like I care! You wanna be a failure Forever? You've been doing a great ******* job of it For almost 20 years Guess you don't wanna Mess up your streak... ...well that was rude. do you mind? i can't help what's on my mind i really think i love this guy just not the coward he's shaping up to be love should be anything but cowardly... FORGET ABOUT IT Forget about him! You don't have time for this! See that great Big Ugly Threatening Thing over there? Yeah, the one with the Baseball bat That's all the homework you've got This weekend. Stop being such a whiny *** Pull it together. alright! alright! i won't talk to him tonight i'll try i will... to get back on track...
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Feb 24, 2013
Feb 24, 2013 at 4:31 PM UTC
Arguments with my GPA
As the years you live Are continuously progressing You find new things To keep you stressing About a life that you Hadn’t a thought about thinking Because your head was in the clouds And your hands were busy painting Although time passes Memories still hold true Like those many times in math class When you didn’t understand, and I helped you Through the years I’ve seen you grow And I’ve heard of some changes But some things hold true And I still have your paintings A rose made of lead A fallen savior risen from a blank sheet And a man and his belly With colors that made me think About the person behind These amazing creations What a wonderful woman With such a vast imagination Beauty becomes you And you’ve done nothing but flourish Not one flaw would flaw you You will always be timeless Now, as these sentiments draw down Let’s get to "brass tacks" You’re all grown up now And it might shock you to face facts Because it’s hard to grow up When all you want is to be young To lay around with friends And listen to your favorite song This day is yours In so many ways Your 20’s are over, IT’S YOUR FREAKIN’ 30th BIRTHDAY!!! I hope the basket of goodies Got to you in one piece And didn’t arrive spoiled Before you had a chance to drink and eat Enjoy the cheese and crackers In times of reminiscing And save all the chocolate For when you’re alone and pissy The ***** is there for you If bad memories should creep up So you can wash them away, And shut ‘em the **** up. These are the first gifts I’ve given in awhile I hope it lifts your spirits And brings you a smile Now one last thing Before my novice poem comes to a close It’s just a short read And it’s got a touch of flow Take time to enjoy All the things you hold dear And grab all the moments You can when they are near
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Sep 22, 2012
Sep 22, 2012 at 8:37 PM UTC
Happy Birthday
As the years you live Are continuously progressing You find new things To keep you stressing About a life that you Hadn’t a thought about thinking Because your head was in the clouds And your hands were busy painting Although time passes Memories still hold true Like those many times in math class When you didn’t understand, and I helped you Through the years I’ve seen you grow And I’ve heard of some changes But some things hold true And I still have your paintings A rose made of lead A fallen savior risen from a blank sheet And a man and his belly With colors that made me think About the person behind These amazing creations What a wonderful woman With such a vast imagination Beauty becomes you And you’ve done nothing but flourish Not one flaw would flaw you You will always be timeless Now, as these sentiments draw down Let’s get to "brass tacks" You’re all grown up now And it might shock you to face facts Because it’s hard to grow up When all you want is to be young To lay around with friends And listen to your favorite song This day is yours In so many ways Your 20’s are over, IT’S YOUR FREAKIN’ 30th BIRTHDAY!!! I hope the basket of goodies Got to you in one piece And didn’t arrive spoiled Before you had a chance to drink and eat Enjoy the cheese and crackers In times of reminiscing And save all the chocolate For when you’re alone and pissy The ***** is there for you If bad memories should creep up So you can wash them away, And shut ‘em the **** up. These are the first gifts I’ve given in awhile I hope it lifts your spirits And brings you a smile Now one last thing Before my novice poem comes to a close It’s just a short read And it’s got a touch of flow Take time to enjoy All the things you hold dear And grab all the moments You can when they are near
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“Did you bring the specimen sample?” the lab employee asked, “UUhhhhhhh, no, I wasn’t aware I had to bring it.” “Well…you can’t do that in here. Can you go home, do you live around here?” “I wouldn’t be able to get back before you closed.” “Ah **** well, okay, take this,” he handed me a sample jar, “There’s a restroom on the second floor—” “Woah! What? It’s a single-use restroom right?” “Yeah man, don’t worry, we’ve all gone up there when we needed some privacy.” “Jesus, okay, thanks, I’ll…be back…soon,” said in the manner of a partial-statement, partial-question, And so there I was, on the second floor of a lab facility, attempting to get a sample after perhaps I had already produced too many samples in too short of time, especially for a man like me who is no longer a teenager, it was a rather difficult process, the environment was less than conducive, and when it finally happened it gave me an exertion headache that was so excruciatingly painful I thought my brain was going to ******* explode out of my ******* ears, my life’s work, concluded as I fell to the pissy floor of this restroom, having produced an extremely small amount of sample, what I had been viewing on my phone would have surely amused many, disappointed a few, and maybe flattered one, but ultimately nothing would matter ‘cause I would be dead, oh well, When I went back downstairs to the office and gave the employee the jar he handed me a sterile one and told me, “Alright, just in case we need another sample, do it at home next time,” and I did.
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Mar 7, 2025
Mar 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM UTC
The Specimen Sample
“Did you bring the specimen sample?” the lab employee asked, “UUhhhhhhh, no, I wasn’t aware I had to bring it.” “Well…you can’t do that in here. Can you go home, do you live around here?” “I wouldn’t be able to get back before you closed.” “Ah **** well, okay, take this,” he handed me a sample jar, “There’s a restroom on the second floor—” “Woah! What? It’s a single-use restroom right?” “Yeah man, don’t worry, we’ve all gone up there when we needed some privacy.” “Jesus, okay, thanks, I’ll…be back…soon,” said in the manner of a partial-statement, partial-question, And so there I was, on the second floor of a lab facility, attempting to get a sample after perhaps I had already produced too many samples in too short of time, especially for a man like me who is no longer a teenager, it was a rather difficult process, the environment was less than conducive, and when it finally happened it gave me an exertion headache that was so excruciatingly painful I thought my brain was going to ******* explode out of my ******* ears, my life’s work, concluded as I fell to the pissy floor of this restroom, having produced an extremely small amount of sample, what I had been viewing on my phone would have surely amused many, disappointed a few, and maybe flattered one, but ultimately nothing would matter ‘cause I would be dead, oh well, When I went back downstairs to the office and gave the employee the jar he handed me a sterile one and told me, “Alright, just in case we need another sample, do it at home next time,” and I did.
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It's a crazy ******* world Concealed inside here It's a mind inside matter Of nihilistic fears It's a give or a care, or lack there of It's a pissy little kid, lovebred smug It's all the things you can't talk about, an unattended Molotov
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May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014 at 3:13 AM UTC
Existent
hell, i know i'm a pain in the *** i get angry just at the sight of a cracked glass; because i don't like things that are inconvenient and i don't like when you hide your feelings. i become a dam with some poor fool's finger shoved into the hole, while i continue to fill with watery rage, until flimsy fleshy fingers stand no chance against the current that is my fire and i knock the silly fool straight off his feet, and the streams rush, unhinged right, bullseye, into you.
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Jul 5, 2013
Jul 5, 2013 at 4:15 PM UTC
i get a little pissy
I bite my cheek and pinch my arm In a place that mom cant see “Why are you so pissy today?” “You’re such a drag to be around when you act like this” She says “sorry” I say Instead of the retort that comes to my mind: ‘So are you on the days you’re mad, When you’re done with everyone’s **** But i know that will earn me an even bigger glare A clenching of teeth And a good ol’ grounding So i sit quietly brooding and fuming and say simply “sorry” sorry im not good enough for you sorry i have feelings unlike you sorry im not enough “How are you?” Asks my good friend via text “Pretty good hbu” i reply with vision blurred from tears The marks i clawed into my arm still burning “Dinner’s ready!” Yells someone upstairs “I’ll be up in a sec!” I reply Hastily pulling down my sleeve and wiping away the messy makeup around my eyes ‘Whelp’ I think to myself ‘I hope they dont notice’ They dont And if they do they dont mention it For which im grateful I dont feel like launching into a discussion that typically ends with me a blubbering mess Anytime we have that discussion anyway I know we need another one, But i just cant bring myself to reveal anything That might make them think somethings wrong with me So for now ill just Smile And keep saying “sorry”
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Sep 24, 2017
Sep 24, 2017 at 9:13 PM UTC
"sorry"
Tell me will you poet? tell me sweetly in my ear, tell me of your darkest sin, and of your hidden fear, then I will tell it back to you , and jot it right down here, so tell me if you go with it , just what you wish to hear? ( I'm listening ) I can tell you that you're perfect, that you're nice as nice can be, an I'll tell you that I am your friend, that you have a friend in me, ( ugh...not so much ) I'll tell you- you're the handsomest, as handsome as a star, the dreamy one from childhood, who lives somewhere a far, ( I wish... ) I'll tell you that you're wonderful, that you're honest - and you're sweet, an I'll be at your beckon call, just waiting at your feet, I will be the sweetest girl, that you will ever meet, ( Oh boy ) I'll curve the pretty world you view, an distort it if I must, tell me will you poet, are my words the ones you trust? I can tell a sad goodbye, or sheets we tangle up in lust, ( ....uh..notta chance, but-) I can tell of heated passion, of heated lovers in the night, while some have heated *********** some others have a fight, either way with all that heat, there's hope they both ignite, an when you cut your own hand off, it's only YOU- you spite, ( OK don't get pissy ) So I can kiss you with my paper, I can caress you with my pen, I can leave you feeling anxious love, or I can leave you feeling zen, I can be beside you there, just name it where and when, ( hope not tho ) I can mention that you're genius, just the smartest guy I know, except for when it comes to love, and then it's all for show, or I can just omit that part, so no one ever know, ( I'm sure you'd prefer that ) I can tell you any fake thing, so sweetly in your ear, it may not be the truth though, and there in lies the fear, if I tell you only truth then, when I'm drawn in really near, then tell me will you poet, what should I say my dear? ( oy vey ) Because some objectified objects, well they have opinions too, and flattery gets you no where see, even if these facts I say are true, it's only in a certain light, when you tip it all askew, so that everyone can finally see, The real "beauty" there in you, as it all comes out, now so clearly into view, And I wonder why would I- ever waste a single precious breath?! Ma Cherie © 2017
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Feb 24, 2017
Feb 24, 2017 at 7:35 AM UTC
You're So Vain
Tell me will you poet? tell me sweetly in my ear, tell me of your darkest sin, and of your hidden fear, then I will tell it back to you , and jot it right down here, so tell me if you go with it , just what you wish to hear? ( I'm listening ) I can tell you that you're perfect, that you're nice as nice can be, an I'll tell you that I am your friend, that you have a friend in me, ( ugh...not so much ) I'll tell you- you're the handsomest, as handsome as a star, the dreamy one from childhood, who lives somewhere a far, ( I wish... ) I'll tell you that you're wonderful, that you're honest - and you're sweet, an I'll be at your beckon call, just waiting at your feet, I will be the sweetest girl, that you will ever meet, ( Oh boy ) I'll curve the pretty world you view, an distort it if I must, tell me will you poet, are my words the ones you trust? I can tell a sad goodbye, or sheets we tangle up in lust, ( ....uh..notta chance, but-) I can tell of heated passion, of heated lovers in the night, while some have heated *********** some others have a fight, either way with all that heat, there's hope they both ignite, an when you cut your own hand off, it's only YOU- you spite, ( OK don't get pissy ) So I can kiss you with my paper, I can caress you with my pen, I can leave you feeling anxious love, or I can leave you feeling zen, I can be beside you there, just name it where and when, ( hope not tho ) I can mention that you're genius, just the smartest guy I know, except for when it comes to love, and then it's all for show, or I can just omit that part, so no one ever know, ( I'm sure you'd prefer that ) I can tell you any fake thing, so sweetly in your ear, it may not be the truth though, and there in lies the fear, if I tell you only truth then, when I'm drawn in really near, then tell me will you poet, what should I say my dear? ( oy vey ) Because some objectified objects, well they have opinions too, and flattery gets you no where see, even if these facts I say are true, it's only in a certain light, when you tip it all askew, so that everyone can finally see, The real "beauty" there in you, as it all comes out, now so clearly into view, And I wonder why would I- ever waste a single precious breath?! Ma Cherie © 2017
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felines over the air, with goodnight glances. Furled up, knotted, branches out over you and the shadow makes sense (2+2), it’s familiar. It’s one eye closed when you’re REALLY drunk. I mean spell things upwards of four times. I mean talking and you really don’t give a **** drunk. A bottle that’s paid for. Fuse is hissing, you stepped in the wrong county drunk. What am I doing here? “oh wait, you’re here” drunk. Toilets. Lots and lots of toilets drunk. ******* drunk. Drunk with love. ******* let it go. “Formerly so easy” drunk. Not today pissy pants and shaved browline. No, not Today. Sober up *****
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May 28, 2013
May 28, 2013 at 11:43 PM UTC
Algorhythm.
There is a difference between pissy and hot tempered Pissy is when someone says something, says anything they go off on a rant cowardice, cravenness, never ****** to your face or rarely because drama good God, drama Pissy is the bee sting harmless but painful nothing, something you can brush off Pissy. Hot tempered is a chin turned up a challenge to fight say most things, and they're just fine but cross a line and come out swinging hot tempered is a boxer in the corner ready for you fighting for honor and the sort of hot blood that only warriors can have
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Jul 11, 2013
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:39 PM UTC
Hot Temper