Be not the Clown,
But the Joker.
Don't wear the pendant,
Wear the choker.
Please, take your time,
But only if you hurry.
However, do not stress,
Unless I tell you to worry.
**** yourself,
But **** me first.
Believe in fortune,
Believe you're cursed.
Look good in white,
Look great in black.
Come here tomorrow,
and never come back.
Vote one way and please vote the other.
Hate your rival, yet love their mother.
Take down notes and burn them all away,
Collect the ashes and do your chores for the day.
You gotta be smarter,
But you better be dumb.
Play the violin,
But bang the drum.
And the most important thing of all
Is to never take anyone's advice EVER.
- Because everyone on God's green Earth
Think they're so **** clever.
A whimsical poem I made when I turned 16.