A story of an edible piece,
food for thought to make you think.
I cut a pear in half,
and admittedly had a pair.
My two bananas friends broke up,
something I'd like to say was, "a banana split".
My peach friend proposed an idea,
but we don't listen to the peach pitch an idea.
Later on that day I chased
a man for being so annoying.
Told him to "go",
and boy did that mango.
I think his name was Barry,
told him it was the last straw.
So I yelled, "it's the last Strawberry".
Afterwards I was late,
for a romantic dinner with a fruit.
(It was a date).
Along the way,
I bumped into a group of immature grapes,
funny because they were quick to wine.
I thought to myself, "what a bunch of sour grapes"
I noticed a doctor walking up to me,
and I felt really uncomfortable.
So I grabbed an apple and threw it at him,
to keep that doctor away today.
Next I noticed a pinning apple,
which had me thinking, "what a pineapple".
By the end of my story,
my date didn't go so well.
She ordered a coke. And I wanted to seem extra healthy,
So I ordered a fruit cocktail.
She left me alone, not before pouring out
her infatuations towards me.
To be honest, I thought that was just
a silly fruit crush.
That day I had enough of fruit.
I just pray she doesn't have an older brother,
he might beat me to a pulp.
