I sit under this apple tree
on gnarly knoll beside the glade.
Newton’s law far from my mind,
rather she, whom from my rib was made.
That first ever female voice
takes its toll on silent patch.
She rattles on in Paradise
and word for word I cannot match.
Her name aligned beside her man,
she who formed not long ago.
Since she arrived, troubles do start.
Since she arrived, I’m full of Woe.
God told me she is called “Wo-man”,
a joke I do believe he made
at my expense I am aware.
This gift, perhaps I should evade.
The rib I gave with good intent
perhaps something to dwell upon.
So fast to pray for what we want
but too late to change when deed is done.
With only my own company
I really did feel so alone,
another lesson I have learnt.
Take time to think before you moan.
At the time their was no doubt
I needed someone here to share.
That Paradise that I call home
was quieter before she got there.
A place to roam in happiness,
a place where I could meditate
where feelings so unleashed themselves.
But driven now to medicate.
From Paradise to living hell.
I sin for showing such remorse
with now a very saddened life
with no parole and no divorce.
She looks of heaven, so divine,
her shapely contours take their toll.
Until she opens up her mouth
then life takes on another role.
When what she see’s is what she wants.
Of all the fruits that lay to hand.
The one she wants is so forebode,
forbidden fruit is Gods demand.
That apple hanging true and bright,
gleaming in the mid-day sun.
She yearns to feast upon its taste
and No's a battle far from won.
I supplement with other fruits
that are delicious to the taste.
I explain the rules as God set out,
my words are truly just a waste.
I blame that serpent for my toil
for putting ideas in her mind.
That slimy slinky reptile ****,
looks far from good and far from kind.
They sit together scheming pair,
trying to draw at my resolve
to leave that ever calling fruit
in place where it did first evolve.
Temptation is ****** upon me
with loss of my marital rite.
Poor down trodden, hopeless male
is feeling pressured, every night.
She swoons around in tender pose
promising things that take my mind.
Portraying wanted silhouette
with glistening ******* and smooth behind.
Positioned touch in private place
and my temperature can't take much more.
To get hands on forbidden fruit
has changed this Angel into *****.
My resolve does lessen by the hour
too make sweet love is what may sway.
I’ll promise anything for this,
forget the price that is to pay.
Eventually I give it up,
placing the fruit before her feet
and all for what I ask myself
this apple tasting far from sweet.
The snake it shows a sneaky grin
and slithers off along its path
and God turns up,he's far from pleased
and this is where we feel his wrath.
Cast away from Paradise,
eternally to carry sin.
Adam and Eve are homeless now,
our children sinners before they begin.
Things were easier on my own
with no corruption, no temptation.
It wasn’t until this ***** turned up
and led man into degradation.
Is there a moral I can say?
Something to help my brothers know.
Yes life was blissful when alone.
Man was better without the Wo.
Its all her fault I wasn't bad.
So please don't take the time to gloat.
I was weak and temptation won
leaving this lump in my throat.
A satrical view of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. A biased Male perspective on what went wrong from the view point of Adam. The stronger female personality suffered by him from "Eve" lets him think that everything is no longer going his way and he seems presented with a more than able female partner whom presents to him that his old life is more than a thing of the past. Unable to be strong and free from temptation he sits and watches as the Serpent "Devil" colludes with Eve to go against the will of God, and his own will. Eventually giving in to that temptation that men find so hard to resist, it will to him always be easier to blame Eve than himself........
27th October 2011
