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Grey Jan 2020
As her purrs create vibrations in my chest,
I can't help but wish that if I were a cat
I would be purring as well.
Mark Jan 2020
Oh Mary, Mary, quite demanding
How does ya man stay put?
With blue pills, and dollar bills
Pity, those pretty ******, helping his cardiac output

You’ve got something about Mary, in ya hair
Where? Oh, there!
Oh well, I really don’t care
It’s not the only thing, I like to bare
Look up to the ceiling, if ya dare
If ya mother ever saw, it’ll be your worst nightmare
Good comes with the bad, life sometimes, just ain’t fair
Thank God, it’s only hair gel, try looking outside the square

Oh Mary, Mary, quite demanding
How does ya man stay put?
With blue pills, and dollar bills
Pity, those pretty ******, helping his cardiac output

Mary had a scary *****
Its hair was, fully overgrown
And every where that Mary came
The **** was sure well known
She happened to give it, a shave one day
That went against the grain
It made the clients drool, then play
To see her **** hairless, once again

Oh Mary, Mary, quite demanding
How does ya man stay put?
With blue pills, and dollar bills
Pity, those pretty ******, helping his cardiac output.
Jenny Hindmarch Dec 2019
The Killer Zombie Robot Cats from planet Zarg
are baring their teeth, biding their time, in the dark
Stealthily, instinctively, they scale the garden wall
and in a near silent silvery sheet, they finely fall
upon the grass, each claw a glowing glinting nail
Swirling softly through the trees, they start to wail
Crescendo whirling flute falsetto, high and shrill
the feline zombie robot gang is set to ****
me! A drifting motorcycle light shines up my face
My bravery has disappeared, I whimper in disgrace
The leader's eyes are lemon, and he has a manic grin
His sneer reveals his bloodied teeth, the boiling rage within
His snowy female sidekick sidles up, the rest rear back
Then they all lunge forward in a synchronised attack
That is when my head and heart black out, and once again
I come 'round, vowing not to drink on Christmas Eve again
A bit of Christmas silliness!
The snow has come and the crazy is just begining,
My head races for fresh air as the shelters of our cold and lonesome homes lock us away,

Was there ever a point when the cold did not bring such lost wanderers?

Sorrow grows without the frequent smile or hello of the sun,
Our faces hidden in grimace behind the fabrics and fogged glasses,

When did we become so distant?

Fires should be lit on every corner,
A revel of strangers joined in peace calling for company of those passing by,

Why do we avoid the connection that we yearn for so much?

We are all okay until we say we are not, but what we say does not always come out how we want.
Hey everyone just wanted to remind you that even without knowing you or seeing you, I love you and even the worst of our thoughts don't out weigh those around you.
Elysian Percival Nov 2019
My love for you came in on little cat feet
That is, to say, crashing in at top speed
Landing with no warning in the pit of my stomach
And leaving me gasping for breath
Even long after you have left
julianna Nov 2019
Stupid cats scratched the car
The only good thing that happened to us
In months
Mitch Prax Oct 2019
I want to know
if that Moroccan cat
is doing better than I am.
I really hope so.
I hope he has found a home,
and a love like no other.
I hope that cat
is happy now.
jake aller Oct 2019
Oregon Demon Cat

The demon cat
Lived in Medford Oregon

The demon cat was a ******* cat
His eyes were filled with demonic energy
He stared at you

Looking into your very soul
Filled with anger, and hatred
For the entire human race

He seemed at times
To be not from this planet
Perhaps an alien species
Studying the human race

Or perhaps he came
Form hell itself

The demon cat loved to torment visitors
For some reason he hated the man’s daughter

The cat would stare at her from his perch
Down the hall from the old man

Then he would run at her
Screaming like an escaped banshee
Straight out of hell

She told her dad
Either the cat goes
Or I go

He said
See you later

The demon cat smiled
At the small victory

And she left the house
With the demon cat
Screeching good bye
Strange Cat Watching Me


A cat sits on the edge of a bed
Watching me watching him
Both of us thinking
What sort of strange creature this is
That has invaded our personal space
Upending our daily routines

The cat came up to me
Staring at me
with his soulful eyes
Boring into my very soul
Looking for answers
To these dark fundamental questions

The cat smiles a mysterious smile
And purrs in contentment
Having found an answer of sorts
And indicates that we can be friends
As long as I know
That he is the boss of me

And I pet him
Acknowledging
the time honored
Ritual of human cat interaction
That dates
back to the dawn of time

When humans and cats
First became aware
Of the other
Strange creature
that shared
our planet

Cat Dreams **** Humans

cat sitting smiling
cat lost in buddha trance thought
cat dreams **** humans
three cat poems
Erian Rose Sep 2019
Crow’s sung in the wakening night
Causing ghosts and ghouls to stir up a fright
Kingdoms broken down in ominous sight

A moon drowned in red
Hanging on by a thread
Scarecrows wandering from field to field
A night escaping by echoing cries

Where the black cats pounce through dusk
Where witches laughter is cold to the touch
A whisper heard in the atmosphere
Halloween is near
Jo Organiza Sep 2019
Akong iring nanglungkab ug bahaw,

nganong 'di naman tawn ni siya maminaw,

gilutuan na gani ug inihaw,

nangita pa ug bahaw,

'Di man sad ganahan ug sabaw,

ako na intawn mabuang ug mahimo'g amaw.
My cat is always pregnant, so i called her borricat.
AHASHSAHSAHAHAHHAHSA
Ang makasabot, sabta.
Twitter: @JoRaika
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