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"inflatable" poems
Roses are red Violets are blue Marshmallow factories Are covered in goo Roses are red Violets are blue Not all of these Are going to rhyme Roses are red Violets are purple Whoever wrote that Was an idiot Roses are red Violets are blue My favorite is Discord Who used to be Q Roses are red Violets are blue If you count in binary You'll never have 2 Roses are red Violets are blue MEEP Roses are red Violets are blue, da ba dee da ba daa... Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm Batman Roses are blue Violets are red Something is wrong With my head The Math section is red Social Studies is blue I have too much homework I want to cry Roses are red Violets are blue Please don't get stuck In the spilled glue Roses are purple Violets are green I'm just here revving My limousine Roses are red They have thorns Don't touch them Roses are red Violets are blue I want to turn this Into a haiku Roses are crimson Violets are the fairest blue And so fair are you Roses are red Violets are blue That was pretty good For being written on the fly Roses are red Violets are blue Ridiculous Inflatable Swan Thing Roses are red Violets are blue I need to sleep No you are so And sweet is Sugar blue are Violets red are Roses Roses are red Violets are blue There is no try Do not or do Roses are red Violets are blue Dab on those haters Roses are red Violets are blue Think I'll paint them On my shoe Roses are red, dilly dilly Violets are blue Is this copyrighted, dilly dilly I have no clue Lavender's blue Lavender's green I store my sanity In a canteen Roses are red Violets are blue I'm too cynical And yet too cheesy Roses are red Violets are blue Spellcheck doesn't know meep?!? Roses are rosy Violets are violet I want to be A submarine pilot Roses are red Violets are blue Something something Pikachu Roses are red Violets are blue Illuminati They're watching you Gryffindor's red Ravenclaw's blue WHY IS IT AN EAGLE NOT A RAVEN Roses are red Violets are blue Be mine I'm desperate Roses are red Violets are blue I don't want romance Stop asking Roses are red Violets are blue I'm running low on ideas We're almost through Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet Don't eat too much Roses are red Never mind Life's too short Eat all the sugar you can find Roses are red Violets are blue You're still here? Good job you Roses are red Violets are blue Happy Valentines Day Bye
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Jan 28, 2019
Jan 28, 2019 at 9:41 PM UTC
Someone Needs to Get Me Away From My Computer
Roses are red Violets are blue Marshmallow factories Are covered in goo Roses are red Violets are blue Not all of these Are going to rhyme Roses are red Violets are purple Whoever wrote that Was an idiot Roses are red Violets are blue My favorite is Discord Who used to be Q Roses are red Violets are blue If you count in binary You'll never have 2 Roses are red Violets are blue MEEP Roses are red Violets are blue, da ba dee da ba daa... Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm Batman Roses are blue Violets are red Something is wrong With my head The Math section is red Social Studies is blue I have too much homework I want to cry Roses are red Violets are blue Please don't get stuck In the spilled glue Roses are purple Violets are green I'm just here revving My limousine Roses are red They have thorns Don't touch them Roses are red Violets are blue I want to turn this Into a haiku Roses are crimson Violets are the fairest blue And so fair are you Roses are red Violets are blue That was pretty good For being written on the fly Roses are red Violets are blue Ridiculous Inflatable Swan Thing Roses are red Violets are blue I need to sleep No you are so And sweet is Sugar blue are Violets red are Roses Roses are red Violets are blue There is no try Do not or do Roses are red Violets are blue Dab on those haters Roses are red Violets are blue Think I'll paint them On my shoe Roses are red, dilly dilly Violets are blue Is this copyrighted, dilly dilly I have no clue Lavender's blue Lavender's green I store my sanity In a canteen Roses are red Violets are blue I'm too cynical And yet too cheesy Roses are red Violets are blue Spellcheck doesn't know meep?!? Roses are rosy Violets are violet I want to be A submarine pilot Roses are red Violets are blue Something something Pikachu Roses are red Violets are blue Illuminati They're watching you Gryffindor's red Ravenclaw's blue WHY IS IT AN EAGLE NOT A RAVEN Roses are red Violets are blue Be mine I'm desperate Roses are red Violets are blue I don't want romance Stop asking Roses are red Violets are blue I'm running low on ideas We're almost through Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet Don't eat too much Roses are red Never mind Life's too short Eat all the sugar you can find Roses are red Violets are blue You're still here? Good job you Roses are red Violets are blue Happy Valentines Day Bye
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chocolate fireguard, teapot, or fender, icecream sofa, dry sea or wet towel, glass hammer, waterproof teabag, newspaper raincoat and umbrella, lead parachute, ashtray on a motorbike, handbrake on a canoe, vote in a dictatorship, loudhailer to a deaf mute, grief at a wedding, ****** in a monastery. inflatable dartboard, spoon in a knife-fight, screen door on a submarine, wooden soap, shortbread tires, knitted light bulb, bread boat, plasticine wire cutters, paper hole punch, water hat, custard floorboards, ceiling tiles made of gravy, portrait of a bowl of soup, a stone cigarette, syrup knickers, hole in my bucket, plastic oven, wax truss, liquorice bridge, false teeth made of soap, lemonade roof, jelly boots, jam cardigan, paper bicycle pump, ice-cream saucepans, soluble drain pipe, packet of rubber nails, see-through mirror, revolving basement restaurant roll-on hairspray, rubber pencil, ****** with a hole in it, limp **** pockets on a lettuce, **** on a fish, lolly pop van in Hell, one-legged man in an **** kicking competition, meaningless life, unnecessary death, forgotten words and deeds, ignored needs, this poem.
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Apr 30, 2016
Apr 30, 2016 at 4:11 PM UTC
You're About As Much Use As A (Partly Found Poem)
Shimmer and flow Wood Lake at sunset seems to emit a  soft glow. Waves like edges move and dip Feathering out, tumble and flip. I hear the giggling of happy little girls Dunking heads underwater and wetting their curls. Scraggly young boys jump off a long pier Showing their bravado that they have no fear. Mallard ducks and tan little birds soar and float. Passing patient people fishing off docks, or in a boat. As I watch natures glory a gentle breeze caresses my sleeve. I am at peace with myself with nothing to grieve. I am very grateful for the time I spent here. It gave me the chance to think with a mind that is crystal clear. I was in my own world relaxing on my inflatable chair With the sunshine as my companion floating here and there. This quaint little lakehouse is a Godsend to friends Who need  some time to heal, make changes or amends. The owners are loving in spirit, generous and kind. They open their home as a haven for the heart, soul and mind. Copyright *CindyRenouf @2010 www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/Cindy1128
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Jul 27, 2010
Jul 27, 2010 at 7:32 PM UTC
The Lakehouse
So I've been thinking lately What if he's on a journey out to find himself reading Hemingway and Emerson (his namesake) and roughing it at Walden Pond smoking foreign cigars and staring deep into coffee to decipher the meaning of the swirls of smoke that rise from it in the morning? What if he's asking ChaCha! the meaning of life or trying out a new brand of shampoo or attempting to set a high score on Tetris or out burning down bridges just to see them ablaze or doing volunteer work, reading to disabled children at the local library? What if he's decided that this is all too much, that he'd prefer to live in anonymity trading his celebrity for secretarial work or carrot-harvesting or breeding exotic fish or renting out those inflatable jumping-castles? What if he's tired of all those books in Technicolor all the paparazzi out to get him and commercialize his favorite beanie just because he's on vacation because he pulled some strings at the office thus catapulting him into some movie set halfway across the world? What if he's sick and tired of them hunting down his girlfriend his dog that random wizard mentor guy that's a deadringer for Dumbledore? What if he would rather sit at home and watch the Game Show Network and change his name to something boring like John instead of living up to a thinker's expectations? Or maybe just the opposite, he's just watching Family Feud to pass the time because he WANTS to be a thinker but doesn't know how? Or maybe Family Feud just makes him lonely because he doesn't have a real family, just that evil guy with funny glasses and ****** hair and an awful Hamburglar taste in clothes? What if he's decided he's on the wrong path and needs to turn his life around? What if Waldo doesn't want to be found?
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Dec 22, 2009
Dec 22, 2009 at 6:05 PM UTC
Namesake.
So I've been thinking lately What if he's on a journey out to find himself reading Hemingway and Emerson (his namesake) and roughing it at Walden Pond smoking foreign cigars and staring deep into coffee to decipher the meaning of the swirls of smoke that rise from it in the morning? What if he's asking ChaCha! the meaning of life or trying out a new brand of shampoo or attempting to set a high score on Tetris or out burning down bridges just to see them ablaze or doing volunteer work, reading to disabled children at the local library? What if he's decided that this is all too much, that he'd prefer to live in anonymity trading his celebrity for secretarial work or carrot-harvesting or breeding exotic fish or renting out those inflatable jumping-castles? What if he's tired of all those books in Technicolor all the paparazzi out to get him and commercialize his favorite beanie just because he's on vacation because he pulled some strings at the office thus catapulting him into some movie set halfway across the world? What if he's sick and tired of them hunting down his girlfriend his dog that random wizard mentor guy that's a deadringer for Dumbledore? What if he would rather sit at home and watch the Game Show Network and change his name to something boring like John instead of living up to a thinker's expectations? Or maybe just the opposite, he's just watching Family Feud to pass the time because he WANTS to be a thinker but doesn't know how? Or maybe Family Feud just makes him lonely because he doesn't have a real family, just that evil guy with funny glasses and ****** hair and an awful Hamburglar taste in clothes? What if he's decided he's on the wrong path and needs to turn his life around? What if Waldo doesn't want to be found?
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The Doll House I stumble, I tumble into a house of prostitution, well it is the oldest professional institution. I stare, I sit and I look around, suddenly my tongue dropped to the ground. Had my choice of fifty ****** each room had curtains for doors. Plenty of blondes, brunettes and red heads, laced satin sheets on all the beds. Fat girls, skinny girls and ugly ones too, with only twenty dollars my choices were few. They sent me back into a room, a blow up doll and a plastic broom. After an hour, I was very confused, doll had a smile, but my ******* was bruised. Walked out of the place with a limp, dressed up my broom, just like a **** I kept the doll free of charge, ugly desperate men kept me living large. I charged sixty dollars an hour with the doll, hundreds of men were giving me a call. Making thousands of dollars every week, pretty good for a doll that doesn't speak. Now I've cornered market on dolls that are inflatable, one for any occasion, I have available. Birthday parties for the geeks and nerds, nothing like ******* who say no words. Handicapped and retards love my prices, I even supply them with special devices. I even get women with their strap on dildo's, some girls even like to pick my nose. This went on for many years, when I retired, millions were in tears. My doll house is now a famous museum, I call it the Blow Up Coliseum.
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Nov 4, 2013
Nov 4, 2013 at 11:46 PM UTC
The Doll House
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid on behalf of the population of earth. We find that you've become somewhat, how can we put it mildly.... unsavory ever since you started drinking. We've found that you have not been taking your job seriously at all since that time We were understanding at first. Your job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates almost no failure, and requires both physical and mental capacity that is beyond what most of us can spare. However...we feel that the alcohol is affecting your judgement and character in a way that we can no longer accept. Below, we've listed the particularly heinous abuses of your power 1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn. 2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive 3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic! 4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny. 5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny 6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated. So? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? You don't even care, do you? Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW! Oh dear.
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Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 2012 at 10:02 PM UTC
Drinking Problem
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid on behalf of the population of earth. We find that you've become somewhat, how can we put it mildly.... unsavory ever since you started drinking. We've found that you have not been taking your job seriously at all since that time We were understanding at first. Your job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates almost no failure, and requires both physical and mental capacity that is beyond what most of us can spare. However...we feel that the alcohol is affecting your judgement and character in a way that we can no longer accept. Below, we've listed the particularly heinous abuses of your power 1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn. 2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive 3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic! 4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny. 5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny 6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated. So? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? You don't even care, do you? Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW! Oh dear.
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The cop asked me for my license to which I replied what the hell is that. Officer Tillman I belive i met your wife in a restroom down at the laundrymat. She didnt do ya justice. Cause you arent all that ugly but you are kinda fat. No my last name isnt Knoxville but I sure had some fun in Tennessee. Met darlin that left a burnin feelin behind just for me. My life is like a tweenty four hour cartoon. A wreckless wonder. If ya wanna ride along theres always room. Gotta babydoll I often reffer to as Tinker. She's my favorite semi insane funsize drinker. Got a amigo or two. Some fake ID's cause some people just happen to be looking for me. I thought you already knew. Some people like to hate. Clive. Forrest. Ian. Dont be jelouse your still living togather in the same basement no hope ever having none inflatable date. Iv'e taken some pretty hard licks. Put my mind in a blender . Now all im left with is becon bits. Im the Jackass of poetry alone I hold the crown. Some might call me a village idoit. But I would say im most fun fella in town. And if ya read this work and still cant see. You can go to hell. And thats one thing apon me my imaginary friends and my little badass tinker agree.
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Oct 18, 2009
Oct 18, 2009 at 11:55 AM UTC
The ******* Of Poetry
Better stop and think, you should watch your step be careful what you say, don't want to get me upset just button your lip, no need to leave a tip time to dummy up, go away now and get yourself hip better pack it up, go live with your mom the life i choose is a bit too strong take on a wild girl like me, the kind they say many just hate us a **** i couldn't give, hey boy i'm not your waitress "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause i don't work for free "I'm no not some **** waitress" no oh whoa ... "I'm not your inflatable dolly or sweet lovely waitress" i'm sick and tired of your simple mind can't you tell by now, you're a waste of time dont push me around, the envelope you've stretched it my name's not Natalie Step and Fetch-it this kinda of scene is ill for mental health you want something? then go get it yourself take on a power girl like me, the type they say many only hate us a crap i couldn't give, hey boy i'm not your waitress "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause i don't work for free "I'm no not some **** waitress" no oh whoa ... "I'm not your waitress" i'm sick and tired of your idiot mind cant you tell by now, to me you're a waste of time dont push me around, the envelope you've stretched it please dont grab at me or slap my hot **** *** im not interested in you, an old poor white stupid trash too bad, you look confused and so hungry fool i wouldn't serve you well: it takes more than any money can do listen up! "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause no no no ... i don't work for free "I'm no not some cheap waitress" no oh whoa ... "I'm not your missy prissy kiss kiss kissy  wa wa wa waitress" fa fa fa fug-off jocko **** "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause i don't work for free "I'm no not some **** doh doh waitress"  no no oh oh whoa ... ...I'm not your waitress! © 2009 david clare  clairvoyant music / BMI    all rights reserved
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Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 12:53 PM UTC
Im not your Waitress
Better stop and think, you should watch your step be careful what you say, don't want to get me upset just button your lip, no need to leave a tip time to dummy up, go away now and get yourself hip better pack it up, go live with your mom the life i choose is a bit too strong take on a wild girl like me, the kind they say many just hate us a **** i couldn't give, hey boy i'm not your waitress "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause i don't work for free "I'm no not some **** waitress" no oh whoa ... "I'm not your inflatable dolly or sweet lovely waitress" i'm sick and tired of your simple mind can't you tell by now, you're a waste of time dont push me around, the envelope you've stretched it my name's not Natalie Step and Fetch-it this kinda of scene is ill for mental health you want something? then go get it yourself take on a power girl like me, the type they say many only hate us a crap i couldn't give, hey boy i'm not your waitress "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause i don't work for free "I'm no not some **** waitress" no oh whoa ... "I'm not your waitress" i'm sick and tired of your idiot mind cant you tell by now, to me you're a waste of time dont push me around, the envelope you've stretched it please dont grab at me or slap my hot **** *** im not interested in you, an old poor white stupid trash too bad, you look confused and so hungry fool i wouldn't serve you well: it takes more than any money can do listen up! "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause no no no ... i don't work for free "I'm no not some cheap waitress" no oh whoa ... "I'm not your missy prissy kiss kiss kissy  wa wa wa waitress" fa fa fa fug-off jocko **** "I'm not your waitress" hey, get your eyes off me "I'm not your mommy" don't touch me. cause i don't work for free "I'm no not some **** doh doh waitress"  no no oh oh whoa ... ...I'm not your waitress! © 2009 david clare  clairvoyant music / BMI    all rights reserved
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It's Christmas time in the golden state For a sign of snow you'll wait and wait And the only snowman that you'll ever make Are the inflatable ones that are really fake Christmas shopping is the best Going from store to store with no time to rest Make sure you get everyone on you're list If someone's forgotten they will be ****** The mailing of Christmas cards, it never ends Who would have thought you had so many friends Putting up the decorations is suppose to be fun But when it comes to doing the job you're the only one Try to wrap up the presents nice and neat But before the night is done you'll admit your defeat So drink some eggnog and stay in good cheer And remember Christmas only comes once a year
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Dec 4, 2018
Dec 4, 2018 at 9:55 AM UTC
A not so Christmasee, Christmas poem
Spinning on a top of color; The balloons are inflated in the desk, and the rainbow streamers gave me a paper-cut. I thought the red make-up was blood. Running and jumping up and down on a box of inflatable candy, that turned my lips purple and blue. My dad thought it was lipstick, so he gave me an old ***** magazine. When the animals morphed into balloons, I petted them with grass stuck to my hand. And POP! – goes the poodle, in the parking lot next to the splattered juice cups. My friend cried and wiped his eyes with icing as a clown grinned, showing his orange teeth that was the same color of the cheese-curls in the bowl, that the three year-old just poured into the kiddy pool. I got lost in the ball-pit. I remember every color, then nothing; Gray had became the fun to a depressed clown wishing he’d got the hang of life’s circus.
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Nov 13, 2014
Nov 13, 2014 at 1:53 PM UTC
Boy's Last Birthday.
Put down the pizza Put down your phone You're now in Pisa You're now in Rome Blink once,  blink twice Use your imagination Secret agent in disguise In Grand Central Station You don't need to drink To pretend you're free Take your coat of mink And ruminate with Dali Put down your pen Put down your fears You are a hundred unique women Separated only by years
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Dec 9, 2018
Dec 9, 2018 at 6:11 PM UTC
Inflatable universe
Above the waves, beneath the scorching eye of summer, I watched them bathe in the babble of accursed acquaintances. Floating backwards, lounging on inflatable recliners, they blew hot air about their co-worker's dietary habits. But as they loosed their string bikini straps, I felt wrinkles of resentment fade from my face. They asked the time, I had no reply. I couldn't care less whose name they'd disgraced a minute past. Some ethics fade as easy as tan lines.
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Jul 8, 2012
Jul 8, 2012 at 8:14 PM UTC
Tan Lines
emptiness, so much despair hollowed out without a care in the world left staring out of sockets in your own personal hole in the ground the only sound, the last breath of air goodbye to this whole sorry affair So you think it's time to give up do you? You've had enough, you can't take any more... you've fought and now it's time to die, a single sigh of acceptance billows out, you've got no energy left to shout. Wasted and forgotten, it's time to leave this shell to rot on without you. So that is what you have decided. After all of that, all the crap and defiance, you've chosen to become the burden you despise. That need you've tried to hide from those who would suppress the depressed you. The inflatable puppet with a puncture wound has fallen, into a crumpled heap. it's time to sleep Well if that's your goal then I won't keep you waiting long. Obviously my will to live and fight is wrong. **So you, now, break off from me and go to hell** You're right, you're done. But don't you dare think that you have won the right rule over me, to make the whole of me, as one. You have no where near out done or out run, you see, if anything you have merely stunned me, enraged and motivated me to become more. Even more than the one you had thought to defeat before. I don't need you. I don't need that lingering voice of doubt, if anything you suppress my shout of defiance which rings true and bold. The full story which is yet untold. My life rolls out before me. You thought you saw me crumble and fall. Turns out, as yet, you ain't seen nothing at all.
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Jul 12, 2013
Jul 12, 2013 at 9:52 AM UTC
Fight.
emptiness, so much despair hollowed out without a care in the world left staring out of sockets in your own personal hole in the ground the only sound, the last breath of air goodbye to this whole sorry affair So you think it's time to give up do you? You've had enough, you can't take any more... you've fought and now it's time to die, a single sigh of acceptance billows out, you've got no energy left to shout. Wasted and forgotten, it's time to leave this shell to rot on without you. So that is what you have decided. After all of that, all the crap and defiance, you've chosen to become the burden you despise. That need you've tried to hide from those who would suppress the depressed you. The inflatable puppet with a puncture wound has fallen, into a crumpled heap. it's time to sleep Well if that's your goal then I won't keep you waiting long. Obviously my will to live and fight is wrong. **So you, now, break off from me and go to hell** You're right, you're done. But don't you dare think that you have won the right rule over me, to make the whole of me, as one. You have no where near out done or out run, you see, if anything you have merely stunned me, enraged and motivated me to become more. Even more than the one you had thought to defeat before. I don't need you. I don't need that lingering voice of doubt, if anything you suppress my shout of defiance which rings true and bold. The full story which is yet untold. My life rolls out before me. You thought you saw me crumble and fall. Turns out, as yet, you ain't seen nothing at all.
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My Face is held on with old shoelaces loose and sagging at the top the grease stained hat holds it together tight and neat till my shift is over. My leg bones are gone, transformed into balloon animals. silly, flimsy things that wouldn't stay inflated if not for the bicycle pump I keep in my back pocket. Every few hours I slip into the bathroom just to sit and awkwardly fill up my legs, Tom & Jerry style, through my big toes. I say I try to live in the moment, but I don't when I'm here. Daydreams about suspiciously well prepared hoboes: "No cash? That's fine. I have a card reader." Memories of friends and stupid mistakes; the smile is real, but the eyes... the eyes are where I fool them the eyes are where I hide the fact that my mind is anywhere, everywhere else. My eyes will never tell you that here, I wish for summer to be over. That here, I'm scared to death that three years from now, I'll still be here, and summer's end won't mean **** The only friend I have here says I remind him of himself. He is pushing six years. I just passed two. So. I want you to beat me into unconsciousness with a giant, squeaky toy hammer. The kind you can only get at the fair for fifteen dollars or feats of mild greatness confiscated within the first ten minutes. Silliness so intense that our parents destroyed it as contraband to protect us from the poison, our bloodlust of absurdity. Club me in the head with it. Please. I want my legs to deflate. I want to be a giggling mound of confusion, rolling around on the floor, within inches of enlightenment. I want my hat to fall off, my shoestrings to come untied, and this stupid mask to splinter into tiny, stupid pieces and form onto a real, stupid grin. But most of all, I want every single note of your noisy and utterly useless inflatable bludgeon to be the first thing on my mind the next time I walk around here in my slip resistant sneakers scuffling along the greasy tile floor.
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 12:06 AM UTC
Clowns
My Face is held on with old shoelaces loose and sagging at the top the grease stained hat holds it together tight and neat till my shift is over. My leg bones are gone, transformed into balloon animals. silly, flimsy things that wouldn't stay inflated if not for the bicycle pump I keep in my back pocket. Every few hours I slip into the bathroom just to sit and awkwardly fill up my legs, Tom & Jerry style, through my big toes. I say I try to live in the moment, but I don't when I'm here. Daydreams about suspiciously well prepared hoboes: "No cash? That's fine. I have a card reader." Memories of friends and stupid mistakes; the smile is real, but the eyes... the eyes are where I fool them the eyes are where I hide the fact that my mind is anywhere, everywhere else. My eyes will never tell you that here, I wish for summer to be over. That here, I'm scared to death that three years from now, I'll still be here, and summer's end won't mean **** The only friend I have here says I remind him of himself. He is pushing six years. I just passed two. So. I want you to beat me into unconsciousness with a giant, squeaky toy hammer. The kind you can only get at the fair for fifteen dollars or feats of mild greatness confiscated within the first ten minutes. Silliness so intense that our parents destroyed it as contraband to protect us from the poison, our bloodlust of absurdity. Club me in the head with it. Please. I want my legs to deflate. I want to be a giggling mound of confusion, rolling around on the floor, within inches of enlightenment. I want my hat to fall off, my shoestrings to come untied, and this stupid mask to splinter into tiny, stupid pieces and form onto a real, stupid grin. But most of all, I want every single note of your noisy and utterly useless inflatable bludgeon to be the first thing on my mind the next time I walk around here in my slip resistant sneakers scuffling along the greasy tile floor.
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Since I last saw you, You appear to have joined a motorcycle gang You have signed a record deal You have ''come out of the closet'' You are living on some sort of commune You got engaged to a troglodyte/knuckle dragger You got married to some sort of inflatable doll You have gained weight You have traveled the world You have lost your appeal You have done too many drugs You look older, worn out You haven't changed at all You disgust me You became a nudist You started selling things ''off the back of a lorry'' You died You started dating a guy twice your age You got thrown out of your band You might as well be a stranger.
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Jun 11, 2012
Jun 11, 2012 at 6:36 PM UTC
''Friends''
We live near the boulevard, Open a window and it is not hard    To believe,                     Do you believe? Each year for the last four or five,   Some men and women in trucks drive,      By our house,                            Do you believe? They now have forty or fifty or a hundred all lit in color,   Police escort, HONK their horns and drive my dog bonkers,       If you wave they do too,                                              Do you believe? Each truck has strings of lights to delight the roadside few,    Maybe out past curfew or stamping their frozen feet too,      Reindeer and inflatable penguins on a skidoo,                                                                               but do you believe? That human kindess and good cheer should only show up once the decorations are complete? That what is generous now, will last till summer,                                                                               somehow, that thought should warm some feet? Or like festivals, celebrations or such things seasonal are best kept to one time per year, call it    Christmas fiscal responsibility... Maybe you don't believe in anything at all? Do you believe in love thy neighbor as thy self? Or do you believe in a story about an ageless elf?                                                    Do you believe? * I believe in each, one of you, can do more good than harm, it is true, if it is one mite only, as that is all you have, may it be multiplied by those who see what you do and they want to give, contribute and share too. This is half a tree, my poem is sadly incomplete, for that night we all wait for and attend, will at the end, appear almost the end of this December! ©DWE122013
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Dec 8, 2013
Dec 8, 2013 at 11:16 PM UTC
Do you?
We live near the boulevard, Open a window and it is not hard    To believe,                     Do you believe? Each year for the last four or five,   Some men and women in trucks drive,      By our house,                            Do you believe? They now have forty or fifty or a hundred all lit in color,   Police escort, HONK their horns and drive my dog bonkers,       If you wave they do too,                                              Do you believe? Each truck has strings of lights to delight the roadside few,    Maybe out past curfew or stamping their frozen feet too,      Reindeer and inflatable penguins on a skidoo,                                                                               but do you believe? That human kindess and good cheer should only show up once the decorations are complete? That what is generous now, will last till summer,                                                                               somehow, that thought should warm some feet? Or like festivals, celebrations or such things seasonal are best kept to one time per year, call it    Christmas fiscal responsibility... Maybe you don't believe in anything at all? Do you believe in love thy neighbor as thy self? Or do you believe in a story about an ageless elf?                                                    Do you believe? * I believe in each, one of you, can do more good than harm, it is true, if it is one mite only, as that is all you have, may it be multiplied by those who see what you do and they want to give, contribute and share too. This is half a tree, my poem is sadly incomplete, for that night we all wait for and attend, will at the end, appear almost the end of this December! ©DWE122013
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There are a lot of things I can never put into words, phrases, sentences, analogies, a concluding statement things like the feeling of falling apart when you just can't close your eyes at night or the impetuous carvings of your name into my heart when there was no more room for you in my head. I search on the internet a synonym for angry I get cross, vexed, indignant, irked, galled; when there are things I cannot put into words like when I feel this ditch, cavity, trench big enough to fit in all my sorrow at the bottom, extremity, underpinning, base of my stomach which flips with every bus ride home. Home. Property. Abode. Domicile. A place I never really had or knew how to get to because I always got distant— Location. I close, shut, get rid off the tab on my computer and I close, shut, the laptop screen. There are no words to describe this feeling. The feeling of messy closets and not sleeping for three nights and finding meaning out of a life that had no value to me. So I wonder if things will ever change. If my hair will get shinier, if my worries fade away and I still ask myself if I will ever stop asking myself to do things I can't do. Do. Execute. Achieve, I have achieved nothing but let parts of myself descend deeper and deeper into a Tiffany and Co.'s box filled with dust that never catch the light and a Marc Jacob's bag of dimes that just weigh it down. A glass hammer, an inflatable dartboard. A helicopter eject seat, always throwing myself into situations— I can't fix with the same bare hands I've used to beat myself up. And still I try to make sense of the nothingness I am typing. Yet, I still take the train to school. I take showers. I listen to music on long walks. I try. Everyday, I try.
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Jul 2, 2016
Jul 2, 2016 at 12:14 PM UTC
Stranger than Diction
There are a lot of things I can never put into words, phrases, sentences, analogies, a concluding statement things like the feeling of falling apart when you just can't close your eyes at night or the impetuous carvings of your name into my heart when there was no more room for you in my head. I search on the internet a synonym for angry I get cross, vexed, indignant, irked, galled; when there are things I cannot put into words like when I feel this ditch, cavity, trench big enough to fit in all my sorrow at the bottom, extremity, underpinning, base of my stomach which flips with every bus ride home. Home. Property. Abode. Domicile. A place I never really had or knew how to get to because I always got distant— Location. I close, shut, get rid off the tab on my computer and I close, shut, the laptop screen. There are no words to describe this feeling. The feeling of messy closets and not sleeping for three nights and finding meaning out of a life that had no value to me. So I wonder if things will ever change. If my hair will get shinier, if my worries fade away and I still ask myself if I will ever stop asking myself to do things I can't do. Do. Execute. Achieve, I have achieved nothing but let parts of myself descend deeper and deeper into a Tiffany and Co.'s box filled with dust that never catch the light and a Marc Jacob's bag of dimes that just weigh it down. A glass hammer, an inflatable dartboard. A helicopter eject seat, always throwing myself into situations— I can't fix with the same bare hands I've used to beat myself up. And still I try to make sense of the nothingness I am typing. Yet, I still take the train to school. I take showers. I listen to music on long walks. I try. Everyday, I try.
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blow up my ego with helium let me go when my head gets too big and watch me exhale into the wind.
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May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 9:39 PM UTC
inflatable
Half-asleep on my lap, embraced against me The dim light of a soft box paints your face Formulating the perfect pose Preserving the unspeakable beauty in my arms Silence. Except for the constant clicking of the camera A few flashes and wham your eyes open, a shred too wide, too curious And you smile your best I wrap myself around you Three clicks happen real quick My smile mirrored in yours Pictures of us together Glimpses of real love caught in the moment Mine. Yours. Pure and true Perfectly happy Then you go waka waka on the giant bean bag Sprawling around, contouring its shape, expelling your body in all directions I holler your name from the top of my lungs You respond with a scream displaying two pearly whites and a hint of bare gums As the breeze cools your skin, you splash into the inflatable pool Rubber fishies swim along, you dunk them one by one Soapy bubbles blown in the air circle around you, gleaming in the sunshine, revealing your face and burst with a pop Still unable to sit unassisted, bam you fall into the water My heart escapes my chest There is water dripping all over you I comfort you and brush hair away from your eyes But I wasn't quite finished yet You curl up in the fuzzy charms of a teddy A new found hero in the making My darling then arrives as a prince entering his humble kingdom I fall in love with you all over again at the first glimpse Bitter, reserved, aggressive, brisk, fresh, strong, assorted moments I said one last photo The softness of your young skin glowed in a playland of toys I sit, stare and sigh at how delightful you look Capturing candid photos of your innocence at play The evening was getting tired, you drifted back to sleep It wasn't easy as one would think I saw you coming from the start I rewind the times in my heart A whole world of just you and I I want it to be more than just a memory A reminder of the road taken Here I am, taking in every bit of you and smiling because I know you are all mine
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Dec 30, 2014
Dec 30, 2014 at 12:13 PM UTC
The happy dark room
Half-asleep on my lap, embraced against me The dim light of a soft box paints your face Formulating the perfect pose Preserving the unspeakable beauty in my arms Silence. Except for the constant clicking of the camera A few flashes and wham your eyes open, a shred too wide, too curious And you smile your best I wrap myself around you Three clicks happen real quick My smile mirrored in yours Pictures of us together Glimpses of real love caught in the moment Mine. Yours. Pure and true Perfectly happy Then you go waka waka on the giant bean bag Sprawling around, contouring its shape, expelling your body in all directions I holler your name from the top of my lungs You respond with a scream displaying two pearly whites and a hint of bare gums As the breeze cools your skin, you splash into the inflatable pool Rubber fishies swim along, you dunk them one by one Soapy bubbles blown in the air circle around you, gleaming in the sunshine, revealing your face and burst with a pop Still unable to sit unassisted, bam you fall into the water My heart escapes my chest There is water dripping all over you I comfort you and brush hair away from your eyes But I wasn't quite finished yet You curl up in the fuzzy charms of a teddy A new found hero in the making My darling then arrives as a prince entering his humble kingdom I fall in love with you all over again at the first glimpse Bitter, reserved, aggressive, brisk, fresh, strong, assorted moments I said one last photo The softness of your young skin glowed in a playland of toys I sit, stare and sigh at how delightful you look Capturing candid photos of your innocence at play The evening was getting tired, you drifted back to sleep It wasn't easy as one would think I saw you coming from the start I rewind the times in my heart A whole world of just you and I I want it to be more than just a memory A reminder of the road taken Here I am, taking in every bit of you and smiling because I know you are all mine
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Do you remember our adventures, little sister? Do you remember our adventures? Down the Amazon in a inflatable boat All on a cold wooden floor. Clutching you in my arms, little sister, As our brother steered us through the rapids. Do you remember our adventures, little sister? Do you remember our adventures? When the rainy season arrived And we stood wobbling in the sinking boat, Throwing buckets of imaginary water Out onto the cold wooden floor. Do you remember our adventures, little sister? Do you remember our adventures? We navigated fierce waters, Fought of wild crocodiles, Only to be called to lunch And three pairs of socked feet shuffled down the hall. Nevermore, little sister, Nevermore shall we brave the waters of the Amazon, As we have homework to do Our rooms to clean And besides, the three of us could no more fit in an inflatable boat On a cold wooden floor.
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Jun 1, 2014
Jun 1, 2014 at 8:40 AM UTC
Do you remember – with apologies to Hilaire Belloc
***** addled eyes glare bamba laya dance monkeys and thrill freaky tinkling lady fingers that glide rosy shaped bottle ***** for laden boughs of wick and petrol mix. she said dont make me say 666 possum claw and dagger *****   kissy talk ooo nooo nooo not the inflatable Jesus with silver fangs that tears mercilessly at my innocent trembling curves and promiscuous spirit her sighs and thighs like flesh stellar nebula opens curtsy **** red mutating mouth labyrinth of undulating petals gasps spit and pearls this swallowing scavenger throat of spiral armed galaxies like sails of fire  yield wet lips  while diamond eyes smoke hounded moons to lick summers perfume menstruum's ****** tongue drinking you
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Nov 15, 2020
Nov 15, 2020 at 2:38 PM UTC
*Drinking You
It's her putting letters into words So he becomes a part of literature It's the way she spontaneously smiles when she remembers his dress shoes It's her sitting on the rooftop holding nothing but a half-spent cigarette Wishing it was his hand instead It's the exhausted smell on her comforter Until the day he sprays more cologne on it Or body spray, either way It's being comfortable enough to not wear a bra (at times) It's her way of looking at the shirt he gave It's spicy food And the cup of Nissin seafood It's his giggling whenever she acts like a child It's the pendant on his neck It's the "wo ai ni" It's the intensity of his stare It's resisting the urge to **** her It's the bonnet It's his first kiss in the rain It's his fear of oblivion It's his whispers of "God, I love you so much" It's closing her eyes when she hears "Walang Iba" It's the "keka ku, kaku ka" It's the dark closet in her room And the inflatable bed of their friend It's fighting over the simplest things that seem like mountains Like the Great Wall of China Or the Battle at Gettysburg It's her shouting "I hate you!" Only to hear "I love you too!" in return It's the duets they got used to. It's being with each other for 72 hours straight It's him saying he's not good enough for her And her thinking he deserves someone better. It's the lapse between seconds It's him breaking her walls without breaking anything else It's her making him believe in waking up to the same face for the rest of his life It's the music It's the silence It's knowing that she desires him for herself Even with all the stars between them. It's seeing, That although the road is rough, She is his medicine Just as he is hers. It's the entire universe conspiring to bring them together It's the petty misunderstandings Or the major ones. It's the stargazers. And the shotguns. It's loving too much Or loving just right. It's you.
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Jan 12, 2017
Jan 12, 2017 at 4:15 PM UTC
Honesty
It's her putting letters into words So he becomes a part of literature It's the way she spontaneously smiles when she remembers his dress shoes It's her sitting on the rooftop holding nothing but a half-spent cigarette Wishing it was his hand instead It's the exhausted smell on her comforter Until the day he sprays more cologne on it Or body spray, either way It's being comfortable enough to not wear a bra (at times) It's her way of looking at the shirt he gave It's spicy food And the cup of Nissin seafood It's his giggling whenever she acts like a child It's the pendant on his neck It's the "wo ai ni" It's the intensity of his stare It's resisting the urge to **** her It's the bonnet It's his first kiss in the rain It's his fear of oblivion It's his whispers of "God, I love you so much" It's closing her eyes when she hears "Walang Iba" It's the "keka ku, kaku ka" It's the dark closet in her room And the inflatable bed of their friend It's fighting over the simplest things that seem like mountains Like the Great Wall of China Or the Battle at Gettysburg It's her shouting "I hate you!" Only to hear "I love you too!" in return It's the duets they got used to. It's being with each other for 72 hours straight It's him saying he's not good enough for her And her thinking he deserves someone better. It's the lapse between seconds It's him breaking her walls without breaking anything else It's her making him believe in waking up to the same face for the rest of his life It's the music It's the silence It's knowing that she desires him for herself Even with all the stars between them. It's seeing, That although the road is rough, She is his medicine Just as he is hers. It's the entire universe conspiring to bring them together It's the petty misunderstandings Or the major ones. It's the stargazers. And the shotguns. It's loving too much Or loving just right. It's you.
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twitching muscle above my right eye signifying stress and unexplored options reminding me that something sits, unresolved bouncing as a child in an inflatable wonderland neurotic nerve-ending, ending my peace pieces of broken mirror lay at my unshod feet maximizing rage, a scream passes chapped lips spittle gathering at the corners while lunacy takes hold 10,000 scenes pass by my inner-eye each with its own special irritant seeking to disrupt the easy-going nature put forth by sandals and elastic-waist(ed) short pants wasted years bothered by triviality sitting wasted, wasting my time and that of the government agency which employees this sorry *** gassed in class passing with class recoiling from the derailment I try to regroup but the short pants line has the tears too thick to type
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May 21, 2014
May 21, 2014 at 2:20 PM UTC
hilarious outtake
Remember? When I was ******** You bit that hook —even dropped the line off the side of some ******* dinghy... some inflatable **** ******* joke that I took... Smile on my face as I                          wait...                          can’t you taste:                                 the blood? *notes of cherry blossom,     a bearskin rug,* RAIN + —— + ++ PINE
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May 30, 2018
May 30, 2018 at 4:12 AM UTC
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