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“Life was easier when I was young.” Was what my grandma used to say, “We didn’t have all the problems that people have today. All of this technology, it helps clutter our mind, Without it we’d be much less stressed I think that you would find.” I never used to understand how she could think that’s true, It’s obvious computers have made life easier for me and you! Just look around at all the incredible things available to man, The most powerful technology that can fit in the palm of your hand! We have Email, and iPods, and TV you can record! We have every kind of website to peruse if you’re bored! We have Netflix, and GPS, and don’t forget Smartphones, And we can do all our shopping with a mouse click in our homes! Things have gotten so convenient that it’s so hard for me to know, How somebody could think life was easier many years ago. But as I grow older, I now slowly begin to see, The difficulties that were also invented along with technology. We now have cybercrime, which poses a very real threat, Credit card information gets stolen and you can be crippled with debt. And all your personal information sits vulnerable on your home computer, Hackers can easily break in and take it like a cybernetic looter. There are too many channels on TV you feel like your mind could drown, And people in the ‘50’s never had their DVR break down. People had only one phone at home; no cellphones at all; Nowadays, I hate that anyone at any time can give my cellphone a call. We have an entire of world of problems that we never had before, And with the pace that society is moving they’re impossible to ignore. As I get older, all this convenience slowly seems less grand, And when I think of what my grandma said, I finally understand.
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Jun 15, 2015
Jun 15, 2015 at 3:17 PM UTC
I Finally Understand
“Life was easier when I was young.” Was what my grandma used to say, “We didn’t have all the problems that people have today. All of this technology, it helps clutter our mind, Without it we’d be much less stressed I think that you would find.” I never used to understand how she could think that’s true, It’s obvious computers have made life easier for me and you! Just look around at all the incredible things available to man, The most powerful technology that can fit in the palm of your hand! We have Email, and iPods, and TV you can record! We have every kind of website to peruse if you’re bored! We have Netflix, and GPS, and don’t forget Smartphones, And we can do all our shopping with a mouse click in our homes! Things have gotten so convenient that it’s so hard for me to know, How somebody could think life was easier many years ago. But as I grow older, I now slowly begin to see, The difficulties that were also invented along with technology. We now have cybercrime, which poses a very real threat, Credit card information gets stolen and you can be crippled with debt. And all your personal information sits vulnerable on your home computer, Hackers can easily break in and take it like a cybernetic looter. There are too many channels on TV you feel like your mind could drown, And people in the ‘50’s never had their DVR break down. People had only one phone at home; no cellphones at all; Nowadays, I hate that anyone at any time can give my cellphone a call. We have an entire of world of problems that we never had before, And with the pace that society is moving they’re impossible to ignore. As I get older, all this convenience slowly seems less grand, And when I think of what my grandma said, I finally understand.
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In 2005 The Piano Man was found wandering the streets of Sheerness in a soaking wet suit and tie he didn't say a word. When presented with pad and pen he simply drew a grand piano. His nurses sat him in front of a beat up old upright he played for four hours straight; for four months his hands were the only things to break his silence. Alexandre Dumas said "man will never be perfect until he learns to create and destroy." Do you ever think about how Beethoven hacked the legs off his piano so he could feel the sounds he couldn't hear in his head, through his chest? And Van Gogh heard the sounds his paintings made but kept going until his sanity was just a memory floating on a distant river under a tired Milky Way. And you see, like a Gaelic folk song blindness runs red through my family, so I know it's not much but I'm here, still trying to mould my hands to say the right form of 'I love you'. And did you know that the human heart beats over 30 million times a year, but we still have a hard time keeping our feet on the ground? And did you know that the act of breaking in a horse is actually the act of breaking it's back? Like we can't sit without sitting on broken things. And did you know that every time a mobile phone sends out a GPS signal a bee loses it's way home, and every bee that doesn't reach it's hive dies? So on nights when your pulse matches the beat of my favourite song you don't have to wonder if it's me matching the syncopation of your silence -- and I wonder if you ever found what you were looking for. And I wonder if you realise that on days you're not here I roll up my sleeves, count the beats without you, sit on the backseat and miss you. And somewhere The Piano Man rolls up his sleeves creates the Big Bang under his fingertips. And in 2005 on an April morning in Sheerness, a suited piano man walks straight into the ocean, begs the current to take him. I send you a message a bee loses it's way home. I send you another another bee dies. My chest cavity is a bumble bee crypt, my tongue a honeyed graveyard. Another message. The Big Bang. The hive. A suit. That ocean. Another back is broken. Another message is sent. I fear I am more honeycomb than heart. To create is to destroy. To destroy is to succeed. And would you just look at what these piano hands have finally done.
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Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 1:28 PM UTC
The Piano Man
In 2005 The Piano Man was found wandering the streets of Sheerness in a soaking wet suit and tie he didn't say a word. When presented with pad and pen he simply drew a grand piano. His nurses sat him in front of a beat up old upright he played for four hours straight; for four months his hands were the only things to break his silence. Alexandre Dumas said "man will never be perfect until he learns to create and destroy." Do you ever think about how Beethoven hacked the legs off his piano so he could feel the sounds he couldn't hear in his head, through his chest? And Van Gogh heard the sounds his paintings made but kept going until his sanity was just a memory floating on a distant river under a tired Milky Way. And you see, like a Gaelic folk song blindness runs red through my family, so I know it's not much but I'm here, still trying to mould my hands to say the right form of 'I love you'. And did you know that the human heart beats over 30 million times a year, but we still have a hard time keeping our feet on the ground? And did you know that the act of breaking in a horse is actually the act of breaking it's back? Like we can't sit without sitting on broken things. And did you know that every time a mobile phone sends out a GPS signal a bee loses it's way home, and every bee that doesn't reach it's hive dies? So on nights when your pulse matches the beat of my favourite song you don't have to wonder if it's me matching the syncopation of your silence -- and I wonder if you ever found what you were looking for. And I wonder if you realise that on days you're not here I roll up my sleeves, count the beats without you, sit on the backseat and miss you. And somewhere The Piano Man rolls up his sleeves creates the Big Bang under his fingertips. And in 2005 on an April morning in Sheerness, a suited piano man walks straight into the ocean, begs the current to take him. I send you a message a bee loses it's way home. I send you another another bee dies. My chest cavity is a bumble bee crypt, my tongue a honeyed graveyard. Another message. The Big Bang. The hive. A suit. That ocean. Another back is broken. Another message is sent. I fear I am more honeycomb than heart. To create is to destroy. To destroy is to succeed. And would you just look at what these piano hands have finally done.
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If you are single do not stress it, mainly it's because you understand the complexity of the relationship recipe you're a child of destiny and a victim of intuition, morally gifted, respectfully lifted, GPS couldn't follow your mission, eagerly itching; but if they don't cut the standards you know how to dismiss 'em, If they're not sharp enough they have no place in your kitchen; not smart enough they don't deserve a compound sentence PERIOD
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 6:20 PM UTC
Single Sentence Paragraph
he said/begged, make love to me just like a woman! kiss me toe to head, linger on my neck, trace my waist, begin at my lips, pause at my hips, quibbles intersperse, quips and licks on eyelids, nibble me, near me, close and closer yet unto the glorious victorious near death experience... whisper me sweet everythings before during after and over again, when you must pause to exhale, blow all their warmth upon thy fingers and bring that warmth inside Columbus me with tongue and eyes, take me slow then again, even slower, for thy pleasure, than execute summary judgement upon me falsely accept, then deny, deny, deny my every appeal to oh my god for anyone's mercy! adjudge me then guilty yet again, and to the tower take me to drown in mine own lashing lamentations, thy incontrovertible evidence, mine own uncensored revelations execute me twice, slowly, goodly with lengthy and lovely measures *she said,  and so I shall, eventually, do what you beseech, what you most excellently seek but you may recall, somewhat earlier, I called out shotgun so you must start my dear by following all the precise driving instructions you just stated, and bring your GPS^, and, oh yes, I'm waiting...* too wit and sod this! he gruffingly huffingly, hurrumphingly, replied, *all hell and damnation, treat me like a woman just once pity-please!" *can't can't can't - she be-witchingly cackled! then sang to me the lyrical words of a Nobel Prize winner!* "***You fake just like a woman Yes you do, you make love like a woman Yes you do, and then you ache just like a woman But you break just like a little boy**"
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Sep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017 at 6:09 PM UTC
he said/begged, make love to me just like a woman
he said/begged, make love to me just like a woman! kiss me toe to head, linger on my neck, trace my waist, begin at my lips, pause at my hips, quibbles intersperse, quips and licks on eyelids, nibble me, near me, close and closer yet unto the glorious victorious near death experience... whisper me sweet everythings before during after and over again, when you must pause to exhale, blow all their warmth upon thy fingers and bring that warmth inside Columbus me with tongue and eyes, take me slow then again, even slower, for thy pleasure, than execute summary judgement upon me falsely accept, then deny, deny, deny my every appeal to oh my god for anyone's mercy! adjudge me then guilty yet again, and to the tower take me to drown in mine own lashing lamentations, thy incontrovertible evidence, mine own uncensored revelations execute me twice, slowly, goodly with lengthy and lovely measures *she said,  and so I shall, eventually, do what you beseech, what you most excellently seek but you may recall, somewhat earlier, I called out shotgun so you must start my dear by following all the precise driving instructions you just stated, and bring your GPS^, and, oh yes, I'm waiting...* too wit and sod this! he gruffingly huffingly, hurrumphingly, replied, *all hell and damnation, treat me like a woman just once pity-please!" *can't can't can't - she be-witchingly cackled! then sang to me the lyrical words of a Nobel Prize winner!* "***You fake just like a woman Yes you do, you make love like a woman Yes you do, and then you ache just like a woman But you break just like a little boy**"
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Sometimes the flashbacks Can be picture perfect like a gallery Every once in a while I struggle with what life's like actually As the memories resonate Depression eventually catches me It always baffled me and still rattles me Why did my best friend have to be a casualty I'm setting my GPS as I pull down the street For Arlington Cemetery in Washington D.C. Whenever I feel the need I just sit there with him No reason to speak I let the ground beneath me relieve some of the grief Then just before I leave I about face and say You'll always be with me Semper Fi my brother Rest in peace Marine
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 11:03 PM UTC
Till Valhalla
http://m.wikihow.com/Unhook-a-Bra Pinch the eyelets but oh so gently, To properly unhook the device to safely release paradise From it's containment chamber. This be one of many secrets to unlocking The mechanism that holds some of the happy things The human body artist conceived To perpetuate the Species. According to the internet, To extract joy to the world correctly, Depends upon both your station and your Positioning. Thus, it helps to have GPS, Which most men think is that pointy thing Between their legs, But is not. Given the laws of gravity, And other natural limitations, Sadly that utensil of little avail In this surgical operation. If one desires to release the tension Between the connectors of the protectors, Guardians of her heart, It will be necessary to Let your fingers do the walking. So cut and paste the title above, In your web browser place! Do your homework or risk feeling As petite as a schnauzer. Seems your natural tendency, Righty or lefty, matters in this endeavor, Of which I was unawares, oft pressing the incorrect lever. This, the likely cause of my spectacular Teenage Fumblings and failures. Had I known that fact, In the days before the Internet, Surely I would have brought along my Catchers mitt To step up my game. Sage advice the article provides: *Get a bra, and practice, practice, practice! It gets easier with experience.* But methinks that is a bit of a Risky adventure, Lest you be seen boy, Practicing upon yourself, Or even a dummy, Dummy! So cut and paste the title above In your web browser, Do your home work or risk feeling As petite as a pocket schnauzer. But the most important tip This wealthy article of information provides, The conclusion. In the hour of your desperate struggle, Drooping Ego And Crushed Pride, Ask for assistance from one more practiced, Hopefully nearby, Whose help usually comes with a charming smile of touching condescension For your male idiocy and verbal in-articulation. *She, unawares, that you have got her Positioned precisely where you want!* For when you lift her up, In a free state, the one Divinity intended, and in your arms, enfolded and protected, In one grand poetic gesture, Sweep her off her feet, Her surprise will be **.. O So Touching!**
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Aug 9, 2013
Aug 9, 2013 at 6:30 PM UTC
Unhook-a-Bra (2013)
http://m.wikihow.com/Unhook-a-Bra Pinch the eyelets but oh so gently, To properly unhook the device to safely release paradise From it's containment chamber. This be one of many secrets to unlocking The mechanism that holds some of the happy things The human body artist conceived To perpetuate the Species. According to the internet, To extract joy to the world correctly, Depends upon both your station and your Positioning. Thus, it helps to have GPS, Which most men think is that pointy thing Between their legs, But is not. Given the laws of gravity, And other natural limitations, Sadly that utensil of little avail In this surgical operation. If one desires to release the tension Between the connectors of the protectors, Guardians of her heart, It will be necessary to Let your fingers do the walking. So cut and paste the title above, In your web browser place! Do your homework or risk feeling As petite as a schnauzer. Seems your natural tendency, Righty or lefty, matters in this endeavor, Of which I was unawares, oft pressing the incorrect lever. This, the likely cause of my spectacular Teenage Fumblings and failures. Had I known that fact, In the days before the Internet, Surely I would have brought along my Catchers mitt To step up my game. Sage advice the article provides: *Get a bra, and practice, practice, practice! It gets easier with experience.* But methinks that is a bit of a Risky adventure, Lest you be seen boy, Practicing upon yourself, Or even a dummy, Dummy! So cut and paste the title above In your web browser, Do your home work or risk feeling As petite as a pocket schnauzer. But the most important tip This wealthy article of information provides, The conclusion. In the hour of your desperate struggle, Drooping Ego And Crushed Pride, Ask for assistance from one more practiced, Hopefully nearby, Whose help usually comes with a charming smile of touching condescension For your male idiocy and verbal in-articulation. *She, unawares, that you have got her Positioned precisely where you want!* For when you lift her up, In a free state, the one Divinity intended, and in your arms, enfolded and protected, In one grand poetic gesture, Sweep her off her feet, Her surprise will be **.. O So Touching!**
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You say You want to breed _ me You want to put Your seed _ in me You want to get me face down _ naked just don't need another Mr. _ Fake it my brown skin spoiled for Your _ tongue my heart beats a rhythm to Your _ drum my essence is in sync with Your _ sensations my love GPS is linked to Your _ vibrations You can read my body's _ mysteries You produce the scenes in my _ fantasies You command my loyalty and _ attention You wish i'd obey Your _ direction the only gift You want is to _ control i am the award You want to _ own my belly burns for Your blue _ fire my skin tied in Your knotted _ desire Winter 2016
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Sep 6, 2018
Sep 6, 2018 at 12:03 PM UTC
#Kabuki Love
up and down the east coast in a cheap used Honda sunshine, clear sky fuzzy AM radio windows down, cool breeze no sense of direction road signs and carelessness take place of a gps no contact with the rest of the world empty highway scenery all around laughter an adventure? nothing matters but this moment anyhow not the next minute nor the next hour nor tomorrow we're not in New York anymore "Are we there yet?" there is no "there", yet no pictures only memories make it last Rest up sleepyhead You'll need it
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Mar 7, 2013
Mar 7, 2013 at 9:30 PM UTC
roadtrip (we)
Running down that Ecstasy Highway as fast as my little legs can carry me I'm blind as a bat with ear plugs But we  were both searching through this night time skyway reaching out to touch some one and be touched. All the guide books said this is the way, turn right at Desire turn left at Oblivion and head on down to the neon lights, you can't miss it as long as you are riding that Ecstasy Highway. I was told some people find it at the end of a needle others wait for the drop of the cards and there are those who throw themselves off that mountain side cliff looking for the winds to ride. Some find it laying with you. I've gone somewhere else I can't describe made a wrong turn thought it was a Transcendental highway maybe because I've been up and down, made wrong turns right and left made a wrong turn at the corner of Sanctuary and Bliss. I'd ask directions but there is not a soul around, smacking my GPS lost beyond words with nothing familiar in neighborhoods looming stark cracked out buildings and broken street lights people with apocalyptic eyes even the cops won't come down here any more and the only help I've found the only guide I have is delusional and lost though occasionally profound dressed in piercings and tatoos and she keeps yelling at me something about going home to you. Too tired to go on. Had lost that bat back at the beginning of dawn finally sat down at the coffee shop at the corner of Love and Compassion ordered up some hot self-acceptance took a breath and looked around still looking for the way back home. I know it's just down the road a stop light or so maybe there's an on ramp or a sign pointing out the way to get back on that Ecstasy Highway. I stopped at a gas station talked to a guy who told me lefts and rights but my eye lids fluttered fell asleep right when he told me what I wanted to know and when I opened my eyes the station was closed not a soul around and I was running down unfamiliar roads. So if you hear a small lost voice in the night that's probably the sound of me standing at the crossroads of Self-pity and Remorse knocking at the Post Office trying to mail these words at a place that been long closed. Please give me a hug or two and send me on my way if you give me any advice I probably won't hear a word you say. You see I'm trying to make my way back again to that Ecstasy Highway.
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Mar 31, 2014
Mar 31, 2014 at 9:50 AM UTC
Can you please give me directions back to that ecstasy highway
Running down that Ecstasy Highway as fast as my little legs can carry me I'm blind as a bat with ear plugs But we  were both searching through this night time skyway reaching out to touch some one and be touched. All the guide books said this is the way, turn right at Desire turn left at Oblivion and head on down to the neon lights, you can't miss it as long as you are riding that Ecstasy Highway. I was told some people find it at the end of a needle others wait for the drop of the cards and there are those who throw themselves off that mountain side cliff looking for the winds to ride. Some find it laying with you. I've gone somewhere else I can't describe made a wrong turn thought it was a Transcendental highway maybe because I've been up and down, made wrong turns right and left made a wrong turn at the corner of Sanctuary and Bliss. I'd ask directions but there is not a soul around, smacking my GPS lost beyond words with nothing familiar in neighborhoods looming stark cracked out buildings and broken street lights people with apocalyptic eyes even the cops won't come down here any more and the only help I've found the only guide I have is delusional and lost though occasionally profound dressed in piercings and tatoos and she keeps yelling at me something about going home to you. Too tired to go on. Had lost that bat back at the beginning of dawn finally sat down at the coffee shop at the corner of Love and Compassion ordered up some hot self-acceptance took a breath and looked around still looking for the way back home. I know it's just down the road a stop light or so maybe there's an on ramp or a sign pointing out the way to get back on that Ecstasy Highway. I stopped at a gas station talked to a guy who told me lefts and rights but my eye lids fluttered fell asleep right when he told me what I wanted to know and when I opened my eyes the station was closed not a soul around and I was running down unfamiliar roads. So if you hear a small lost voice in the night that's probably the sound of me standing at the crossroads of Self-pity and Remorse knocking at the Post Office trying to mail these words at a place that been long closed. Please give me a hug or two and send me on my way if you give me any advice I probably won't hear a word you say. You see I'm trying to make my way back again to that Ecstasy Highway.
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Tilted heads stare into spaces. Tilted heads around dinner tables. Tilted heads walking down city streets. Tilted heads as they walk on the beach. Sitting side by side in street cafes. Searching postings of weekend retreats. Never bothered by voices expressed. Self-absorbed and consumed but never suppressed. Over-share meals, feelings, and pangs, GPS tells us your when and your where. Pictures in mirrors, duck lipped eyes wide. Never a moment too private, declared! Be well, be good, and please keep in touch.
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Dec 31, 2014
Dec 31, 2014 at 11:09 AM UTC
Tilted Heads
Many people get the wrong idea as to what certain abbreviations stand for, so I'll clear it up for you. Nintendo DS: Nintendo Derek Sanderson NES: Neely Esposito Sanderson WC: Wayne Cashman 3D: 3 Docders SOS: Help PE: Phil Esposito ER: Erwin Rommel SD Card: Sanderson, Derek Card RC Car: Rodney Crowell Car GPS: Girls' Phrases **** BRB: Bring Reagan Back TTYL: Ta Ta You Loser BC: Bourque Cashman TYMDPMFGMTITMTP: Thank You MrDrProffessor Murly For Giving Me The Idea To Make This Poem NSA: 'Nuff Said Already
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Jul 2, 2014
Jul 2, 2014 at 10:08 AM UTC
Abbreviations
Plan A: there is none as such; though unflinching ego makes complex calculations, concludes, reassures it is best laid for sure. Plan B, hence has no actual relevance A mountain river, life is, it rushes the way the cryptic GPS message directs. If you ask how it works, try to understand the intricate organic correlations, involving factors that  even a super computer can't process but your mind would, somehow easily tell you in a clear voice, if only you are ready to  listen. Every best laid plan is merely a wish the more profound is spoken as a prayer words addressed to the voice inside, that listens and acts fulfillment then, is an emotional construct you need the scent of that flower to inspire life. Who says the cosmic plan is mysterious? One who walks the karma path right, even when eyes closed knows how to reach where one is headed to. The truth this: one leads oneself, so keep the inner eyes open. Subtle wishes that bring smile on the face of thy neighbor are much more meaningful than selfish desires
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Sep 18, 2014
Sep 18, 2014 at 9:36 AM UTC
Hey there, will thy plan stand the cosmic scrutiny?
California Kids I’ll call you up on Saturday And invite you over. Take the 101, 110 and 1; (Sounds like an equation!) And you’re there. Just use your GPS.. There’ll be a party at my house, Daft Punk playing on the Echo. It’ll be epic, Echoic! With some vintage’ tunes, Crankin’ the Beach Boys, Watching surfers Shredding out-the-back, Past prowling sharks in the shallows. Lets go to the dunes and maybe kiss. I know that you miss me, So don’t ask me why And when you come, I won’t ask “What are you doing here?” We’ll eat fish tacos, Guacamole, Pico de Gallo And drink margaritas While we debate French new wave, I’ll praise Truffaut while you Tell me that Scorsese is the man. When we get drunk enough I will suggest a walk Along the iridescent surf. You should say yes because I’m safe now that I drive electric, That I turned vegan (sorry about the fish) and wear cruelty-free clothes. I don’t grill snapper anymore And take my shoes off inside the door. Maybe we’ll make it to Tower 28, Lay down and watch the full moon Like Jim Morrison did to write. I’ll tell you I’m glad you’re alive— I’m no poet, but you know that.
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Jun 19, 2023
Jun 19, 2023 at 3:52 PM UTC
California Kids
Marital insecurity. Comes from not trusting one another enough. It's a sign you knew their ways. And hope with marriage things would change. Looking through cell phones. Placing GPS upn their cars. Only means, you aware of the answers. Marital insecurities. Is a sign to move on. Or accept the life you live. And hope things will change. Dealing with men is a game itself. Because many adapts to accomplish their causes. If you're pure then the driven snow. A ****** some people loves to call it. Many men will propose to plow the landscape. And there's no guarantee your marriage would have last. He just adjusted to prove a point. That once you have let him in. It times to move on again. Marital Insecurities is a sign. Which many adults walks right into playing blind. When the truth was before them before, the phase I do.
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Dec 15, 2012
Dec 15, 2012 at 11:55 AM UTC
Marital Insecurities
Santa came down the chimney He was glad the fireplace was not on this time. He dusted himself off and checked his GPS. Modern technology Has made his job so much easier. Santa remembered when he was using Mapquest It was not pretty. Trying to get into homes that did not have chimneys Was no easy business. He walked around the living room. And did not see a tree. So he took a plant from off the windowsill And put the presents by it. This should give them holiday cheer. Santa then went to the cookies. He was looking forward to the cookies and milk. I hope they have chocolate milk It is my favorite. He saw the cookies It was Macadamia nut. Santa shook his head It was not his favorite but he had to do. Then Santa saw the milk It looked like whole milk. Santa sighed. They are not bringing what Santa likes He then drank the milk And spat it out. What is this? Almond milk? Why would you do that to Santa He shouted. Then ran into the kitchen so no one would see him. Santa had to wash his mouth out. All the while muttering Almond milk, Almond milk?! Almond milk is not even milk! It is just potpourri that fakes being milk! Real milk comes from animals that feed on land. Not the land itself! Suddenly a man came to the kitchen with his son. And asked, What are you doing here?! The son cried out, Daddy he ate your milk and cookies! Santa tried to explain, I thought they were mine. And soon left the home. He went to his sleigh And told himself, I really should have reviewed the naughty list. These trips will be the end of me. Almond milk and macademia cookies?! What is this, all nut everything for Christmas?!
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Dec 21, 2017
Dec 21, 2017 at 1:04 PM UTC
Almond Milk is just potpourri that is faking being milk
Santa came down the chimney He was glad the fireplace was not on this time. He dusted himself off and checked his GPS. Modern technology Has made his job so much easier. Santa remembered when he was using Mapquest It was not pretty. Trying to get into homes that did not have chimneys Was no easy business. He walked around the living room. And did not see a tree. So he took a plant from off the windowsill And put the presents by it. This should give them holiday cheer. Santa then went to the cookies. He was looking forward to the cookies and milk. I hope they have chocolate milk It is my favorite. He saw the cookies It was Macadamia nut. Santa shook his head It was not his favorite but he had to do. Then Santa saw the milk It looked like whole milk. Santa sighed. They are not bringing what Santa likes He then drank the milk And spat it out. What is this? Almond milk? Why would you do that to Santa He shouted. Then ran into the kitchen so no one would see him. Santa had to wash his mouth out. All the while muttering Almond milk, Almond milk?! Almond milk is not even milk! It is just potpourri that fakes being milk! Real milk comes from animals that feed on land. Not the land itself! Suddenly a man came to the kitchen with his son. And asked, What are you doing here?! The son cried out, Daddy he ate your milk and cookies! Santa tried to explain, I thought they were mine. And soon left the home. He went to his sleigh And told himself, I really should have reviewed the naughty list. These trips will be the end of me. Almond milk and macademia cookies?! What is this, all nut everything for Christmas?!
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Redds shine like new nickels on the dark river bottom, salmon have returned to spawn the Deschutes, navigating by primal memories written in DNA, an internal Tom-Tom GPS wired in their brains. Watching them struggle up the ladder, consumed with a drive to leave offspring, they are herculean athletes battling the current and the inexorable pull of gravity. Were these the fry I helped to seed four years ago? A Squaxin woman told me once, ghosts of her Coastal Salish ancestors ride the salmon out to sea and home again. Roe in these redds dream also of the sea, their salty eyes and nostrils perceiving spirits in secret claret-red kelp beds. The waters ask only to be haunted again.
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Feb 20, 2012
Feb 20, 2012 at 5:20 PM UTC
Chinook Restored to Tumwater
Your design, So divine, Can't even imagine. This is a fatal attraction, And I'm under the influence, Got my *** drive out of control. Lust, passion, feeling infatuated, Attentions that your body implore.... Hot, intense, feelings over-saturated, I'm guessing you’re ready for me to explore? Don't need a GPS, Cause I don't mind getting lost, Just need your voice to guide me, How far can I go? I know that you're not sleeping, But I'll make you feel as if you're dreaming... Let's create temporary forever, Bring our bodies together, Fall into alignment, Don't deny it. This is what your body desires...
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Jul 9, 2013
Jul 9, 2013 at 12:20 AM UTC
Infatuation
In this household there’s far too much noise!...your mobile, your pager, your palmtop, your laptop, your desktop, your land-line, your radio, your plasma screen, your mp3, your ***** driver, your GPS, your audio-books, your lawn-mower, your toothbrush, your stereo, your play-station, your VCR, your hairdryer, your podcasts, your DVD player, your digital clock, your analogue clock, your juicer, my ******** your drill...
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Feb 24, 2010
Feb 24, 2010 at 10:11 AM UTC
Nag
i doubt you know how much you mean to me. If you did you'd be too creeped out to still be dating me. But to me, you mean the world. Not the "i'm nothing without you" kind, as I am a valid human being. Not the "i can't go on if you leave" kind either as i know i could. But i would really rather not. Nor could i happily. You're my world in the way that you make me a better person. You are why i stay healthy when all i have is a cold. You're why i drive safe and limit the stupid angsty **** i do (believe it or not it is limited). You're a good influence. You're everything i wish i was and all that beachy ******** But you're so much more. When i am lost you're my guide (rife with dat symbolism) needed more after i got GPS oddly. When i can't think you're my muse. You're my companion in this world whether you realize that or not. The hotter, smarter, funnier, more responsible, more beautiful half of me. A liver half is enough to live but to live well it is best for a full one. To continue this bad metaphor i am living well.
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Aug 23, 2014
Aug 23, 2014 at 2:17 AM UTC
You're my Second Liver Half
As poets we listen for the songs of the singing trees, There is no road map as to where to go, Our GPS, it doesn't know, Goggle maps hasn't gotten there yet, The internet will tell you what it knows - Some rehab some restaurant some business selling shoes. It's not on Facebook, My phone may be smart but it doesn't know a thing about the songs of the singing trees. My Twitter account was attacked by a cat, I swear I tried to rescue it, But it tweeted away as it got jumped over the fence. The t.v. drones on and on, HD pictures explode. Our eyes, tho, are far away from all this, Our voices, they long to harmonize with the songs of the eons, The songs of the singing trees. You and me and Thoreau sitting by the pond, the river, the ocean, All day long in this solitude we know, Watching the light dissolve, The moon, it rises too, While we together me and you, Thoreau too, Listening so carefully for the lilting epics of the songs of the singing trees.
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Sep 10, 2015
Sep 10, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC
Songs of the Singing Trees
(AP) another tragic report today of snow mermaids resurfacing a phenomena of drastic blizzard conditions young men lost in blinding blowing winds that sends a person forging foreword then back a step are sightings of real or imagined snow nymphs naked gorgeous young women giggling frolicking through 8’ snow drifts arching limbs grinding hips twiddling fingers toes swaying long hair spreading thighs exposing privates pinching ******* pursing lips gesturing to be seduced beckoning into freezing snow entrapment eventually freezing victims into lifeless blue corpses only additional forensic evidence left behind are definite female snow angel signature tracks in surrounding snowfall areas since onslaught of February 1st storm strike 18 male bodies missing 13 bodies recovered all found grasping clutching clinging desirously to unknown source 5 men still missing if you suspect the whereabouts of any of these individuals please contact 911 authorities warn men of a certain age wear appropriate winter gear scarves raised hats lowered eyes squinting look away without delay if you think you are witness to one or more of these deadly snow mermaids GPS immediately to Police postscript in the several thousand years since these occurrences have been recorded not a single snow mermaid has ever been caught
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Mar 3, 2011
Mar 3, 2011 at 1:22 PM UTC
snow mermaids
So tired Back to work and then there's this social event and that social event and the last one is the best one and I'm still trying to get over not having last years job that was taken from me and given to you and still trying not to even think about this because this is a whole new year and Driving past Napa Valley's Wineries Hotels, Buses, wine Everything wine and I don't know where I'm going My GPS broke, and the directions are drive straight and you'll see it Suburbia has turned into true wealth I've gone back in time, wine Haciendas on hill tops like feudal mansions, waiting for the peasants to do the actual work of wine, the dirt and the sweat of wine as the owners twiddle their thumbs and worry about the stock market and their wine I arrive at my Castle. For a few moments I will be allowed to taste the lifestyle of the wine and pretend that I too belong in this castle watching grapes ripen and waiting for the teaming hordes to do my work and the mechanical wine processors sit idly waiting for the grapes and I feel a tinge of sadness and fear for the grapes to be processed like in a slaughter house until I realize they are only fruit, and not mammals And on the hot deck overlooking the beautiful, silent valley with grapes ripening before our eyes the only chair left is next to you I sit down and look to my right and I see the woman who I feared would take my job and now did and I wonder how it is that this has happened that I've driven for miles in the hot sun through miles of grapevines only to be made to sit next to you who jealously drooled over my job and could never say anything good about my work and then you won. And we talk and I'm very clever and you don't like that because I'm supposed to be stupid and it's supposed to be obvious why you got the job not me and not some seniority thing and you say nothing nice, and it's only me keeping up a charade of conversation that could turn ugly at the drop of a pin but doesn't due to my skill and you then leave made uncomfortable by the evidence of my continued existence and lack of dumbness And it's only later that I realize in my imagination I wanted to hurl you from the deck and into the wine press
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Aug 19, 2012
Aug 19, 2012 at 12:25 AM UTC
Winner and Loser
So tired Back to work and then there's this social event and that social event and the last one is the best one and I'm still trying to get over not having last years job that was taken from me and given to you and still trying not to even think about this because this is a whole new year and Driving past Napa Valley's Wineries Hotels, Buses, wine Everything wine and I don't know where I'm going My GPS broke, and the directions are drive straight and you'll see it Suburbia has turned into true wealth I've gone back in time, wine Haciendas on hill tops like feudal mansions, waiting for the peasants to do the actual work of wine, the dirt and the sweat of wine as the owners twiddle their thumbs and worry about the stock market and their wine I arrive at my Castle. For a few moments I will be allowed to taste the lifestyle of the wine and pretend that I too belong in this castle watching grapes ripen and waiting for the teaming hordes to do my work and the mechanical wine processors sit idly waiting for the grapes and I feel a tinge of sadness and fear for the grapes to be processed like in a slaughter house until I realize they are only fruit, and not mammals And on the hot deck overlooking the beautiful, silent valley with grapes ripening before our eyes the only chair left is next to you I sit down and look to my right and I see the woman who I feared would take my job and now did and I wonder how it is that this has happened that I've driven for miles in the hot sun through miles of grapevines only to be made to sit next to you who jealously drooled over my job and could never say anything good about my work and then you won. And we talk and I'm very clever and you don't like that because I'm supposed to be stupid and it's supposed to be obvious why you got the job not me and not some seniority thing and you say nothing nice, and it's only me keeping up a charade of conversation that could turn ugly at the drop of a pin but doesn't due to my skill and you then leave made uncomfortable by the evidence of my continued existence and lack of dumbness And it's only later that I realize in my imagination I wanted to hurl you from the deck and into the wine press
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Called a cab It had to be Yellow Checkered at least A rumble seat Old school, an Uber it just wouldn't do. The cabbie asked me What's your destination? Take me to the end of time, I don't think it's on your GPS Do you know the ride? He hit the meter never replied Looking out the window Saw it all fly by When we arrived I was surprised No charge, he said for this ride.
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Aug 17, 2017
Aug 17, 2017 at 9:48 PM UTC
Taxi!
I miss the open highway I’m besotted with quick getaways. What other sensation can compare to pulling G’s with wind-whipped hair? When my foot’s on the throttle, I feel unstoppable. Faster, faster, no faster, that’s the rush I’m after. Where are we going? There’s just no knowing, and no matter where we roam, the GPS will get us home. One thing was guaranteed, the speed limit would be exceeded. I adored the wide open straightaways and the feeling of a racing-day at Marseilles. I remember in the Appalachian mountains the plunging, snake-like, winding canyons as the speedometer edged past ninety how my escort, Charles, would glare at me. I’d let off - a little - and laugh, I mean, isn’t freedom the American dream? To hear the growl of a V8 motor, as it turns rural-roads into roller coasters.
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Feb 11, 2023
Feb 11, 2023 at 12:41 PM UTC
lets hit it
Some Rocks Some rocks, Certain shoals, Necessary friends, Needed to crash into. Oh the poems come fast and furious this Sabbath morn, Every phrase a bullet graze, Or a bullseye in the chest wound. No matter, let them come, But know this: If I hit the rocks, The boat of inspiration sinks, I got friends, Who are ricks too, Rocks I can count on. So when my GPS dies (general poetry senses) I look for those rocks To guide me home, Look for those rocks To crash into.
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Sep 21, 2013
Sep 21, 2013 at 9:06 AM UTC
Some Rocks