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What is ..... with ...... All this ... " ATTITUDE " ... ?!?    It seems ... The ... " In Thing " ... to simply be ... " Rude " ... !?! ...      People in ... " The World " ... are now .... So Crude .... !!!!!!!    Girls now walk streets ... with arses ... in view ...      " Prostitution's " ... RIFE ...   But this ... " Isn't New " ... !!!!!!    So .... If you have ... " A Bad Attitude " ... !!! ... May I ask ... " What's wrong with you ? " ...    Do you feel ... " Misled " ... ??? Are you feeling ... " Upset " ... ???    Do you feel that your life ... ? is just a .... " Pretence " .... ?    Do you feel as if ... ? You'd be ... Better off ... DEAD ... !!!!!    Well ... if you do ... ? It's Not Just ... YOU ... !!!!!    But it's ... NOT COOL ... !!! to act the ... " Fool " ...   and live your life ... with .... ATTITUDE .... !!!!!    If life's ... " So Rough " ... and you wanna ... " Act Tough " ...      Get in ... THE RING ... !!!!! Try on ... some gloves ...   and if it ... " Suits " ... Make WAR ... NOT Love ... !!!    I riSE ... abOVE ... This ... " Attitude Stuff " ...      But ... " Many suggest " ... I'm ... " Billy Goat gruff " ...      This ain't ... " Call My Bluff " ... !!!!!    But I guess it's cos' ... ??? I'm NOT ... " White Enough " ...   to be .... " So Cool " .... and ... NOT ... Wear Cuffs ...      Presumption can make ... ??? People give ... ATTITUDE ... !!!    So ..... Don't just ... " Assume " ... cos this might be ... ? Your ... LAST MISTAKE ... !!!!    " Attitude " ... that arises ... because of ... " Assumption " ... can leave men with ... " Truncheon " ... Without their ... Heart Function ... !!!    cos' Attitude ... quelled ... will then reach ... COMBUSTION ... !!!!!    So ....    PLEASE ... Don't Assume ... when you enter ... " A Room " ...      Read this ... CLOSELY ... !!! cos' when you ... Assume ...    You just make an ... " *** " ... of ... Both You and Me ... !!! ...      Did you ...   Read it ... CLOSELY ... ???      Break that word into ... " Three " ...    *** ... " U " ... and then ... ME ...      Reminds me of a word ... Yes ... " That Word " ... His - story    Just look at ... News Stories ... and you ... Surely ... MUST SEE ... ?!?    Attitude's ... runnin" .... on streets ... TOO FREELY ... !!!!!      Even on terraces ... in Italy .... !?!    Inter ... or ... A.C.   which fans ... can it be ... ???    I'm told these fans ...   ... " Attitude " ... FRIGHTENS POLICE ..... !!!!!      So ..... When they're ... Supposed ... to use ... BRUTALITY ...      They'd rather not use it ... but ... bring it to ... " Me " ... ?!?    Kind of like people ... who do ... " Poetry " ...    From trying to act ... Like ... They Like ... what I read  ... !!! Until I write words ... That DISTURRRBBBB ... " Their Chi " ... !!!    Attitude ... ISN'T ME ... !!! Come on ... Don't You See ...    My name is ... " Big Virge " ... Friends call me ... " Big V " ...      But .... Unless i've told you ...    You'd better use ... VIRGIL ... !!!    Unless you are ready ... to fall at ... " That Hurdle " ...      This Isn't ... " The National " ... My Poetry's ... " Rational " ...      as are ... " My Thoughts " ... which ... CANNOT ... be bought ... !!!!!    So .... Ideas that you ... " Court " ... of ... Any such .... " Sort " ....      Take my advice .... it's time to ... ABORT ... !!!!! cos' ... Attitude's RIFE ... when my temper ... " Runs short " ... !!!!!    So .... maybe it's time .... ? to leave you ... " This Thought " ...  ???    Attitudes' ... Crude ... and is something for ... FOOLS ...   who think ... Being Rude ... is now ... The New ... " COOL " ... ?!?    Well ....   Check out ... This view ... !!!    You're NOT ... being cool ... !!! You're acting ... THE FOOL ... !!!    Now .... If you're a ... " Female " ... ?    PLEASE ... Refuse to use ...   This ... " Needless Abuse " ... !!!    But .... If you're a ... " Male " ... ?    Just be a ... " Cool Dude " ...   and just do ... " What's Right ... !!!    REMOVE ... !!!    ... " Attitude " ... !!!!!!
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Aug 1, 2014
Aug 1, 2014 at 4:59 PM UTC
" Attitude " ... A Poem written by Big Virge 14/4/2005
What is ..... with ...... All this ... " ATTITUDE " ... ?!?    It seems ... The ... " In Thing " ... to simply be ... " Rude " ... !?! ...      People in ... " The World " ... are now .... So Crude .... !!!!!!!    Girls now walk streets ... with arses ... in view ...      " Prostitution's " ... RIFE ...   But this ... " Isn't New " ... !!!!!!    So .... If you have ... " A Bad Attitude " ... !!! ... May I ask ... " What's wrong with you ? " ...    Do you feel ... " Misled " ... ??? Are you feeling ... " Upset " ... ???    Do you feel that your life ... ? is just a .... " Pretence " .... ?    Do you feel as if ... ? You'd be ... Better off ... DEAD ... !!!!!    Well ... if you do ... ? It's Not Just ... YOU ... !!!!!    But it's ... NOT COOL ... !!! to act the ... " Fool " ...   and live your life ... with .... ATTITUDE .... !!!!!    If life's ... " So Rough " ... and you wanna ... " Act Tough " ...      Get in ... THE RING ... !!!!! Try on ... some gloves ...   and if it ... " Suits " ... Make WAR ... NOT Love ... !!!    I riSE ... abOVE ... This ... " Attitude Stuff " ...      But ... " Many suggest " ... I'm ... " Billy Goat gruff " ...      This ain't ... " Call My Bluff " ... !!!!!    But I guess it's cos' ... ??? I'm NOT ... " White Enough " ...   to be .... " So Cool " .... and ... NOT ... Wear Cuffs ...      Presumption can make ... ??? People give ... ATTITUDE ... !!!    So ..... Don't just ... " Assume " ... cos this might be ... ? Your ... LAST MISTAKE ... !!!!    " Attitude " ... that arises ... because of ... " Assumption " ... can leave men with ... " Truncheon " ... Without their ... Heart Function ... !!!    cos' Attitude ... quelled ... will then reach ... COMBUSTION ... !!!!!    So ....    PLEASE ... Don't Assume ... when you enter ... " A Room " ...      Read this ... CLOSELY ... !!! cos' when you ... Assume ...    You just make an ... " *** " ... of ... Both You and Me ... !!! ...      Did you ...   Read it ... CLOSELY ... ???      Break that word into ... " Three " ...    *** ... " U " ... and then ... ME ...      Reminds me of a word ... Yes ... " That Word " ... His - story    Just look at ... News Stories ... and you ... Surely ... MUST SEE ... ?!?    Attitude's ... runnin" .... on streets ... TOO FREELY ... !!!!!      Even on terraces ... in Italy .... !?!    Inter ... or ... A.C.   which fans ... can it be ... ???    I'm told these fans ...   ... " Attitude " ... FRIGHTENS POLICE ..... !!!!!      So ..... When they're ... Supposed ... to use ... BRUTALITY ...      They'd rather not use it ... but ... bring it to ... " Me " ... ?!?    Kind of like people ... who do ... " Poetry " ...    From trying to act ... Like ... They Like ... what I read  ... !!! Until I write words ... That DISTURRRBBBB ... " Their Chi " ... !!!    Attitude ... ISN'T ME ... !!! Come on ... Don't You See ...    My name is ... " Big Virge " ... Friends call me ... " Big V " ...      But .... Unless i've told you ...    You'd better use ... VIRGIL ... !!!    Unless you are ready ... to fall at ... " That Hurdle " ...      This Isn't ... " The National " ... My Poetry's ... " Rational " ...      as are ... " My Thoughts " ... which ... CANNOT ... be bought ... !!!!!    So .... Ideas that you ... " Court " ... of ... Any such .... " Sort " ....      Take my advice .... it's time to ... ABORT ... !!!!! cos' ... Attitude's RIFE ... when my temper ... " Runs short " ... !!!!!    So .... maybe it's time .... ? to leave you ... " This Thought " ...  ???    Attitudes' ... Crude ... and is something for ... FOOLS ...   who think ... Being Rude ... is now ... The New ... " COOL " ... ?!?    Well ....   Check out ... This view ... !!!    You're NOT ... being cool ... !!! You're acting ... THE FOOL ... !!!    Now .... If you're a ... " Female " ... ?    PLEASE ... Refuse to use ...   This ... " Needless Abuse " ... !!!    But .... If you're a ... " Male " ... ?    Just be a ... " Cool Dude " ...   and just do ... " What's Right ... !!!    REMOVE ... !!!    ... " Attitude " ... !!!!!!
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Id love a big fat **** Or a wrinkled up old bag An ugly looking hag Who wants a ******* **** If I had a big fat ***** with a big fat bucket I'd lay between her fleshy thighs, and definitely **** it My thrusting **** inside her **** is where I'd like to tuck it Spunking up would be sublime, when I lick and **** it When your about to **** the fat, it takes a certain knack Stuffed up fishy **** ***** or **** ******* round the back A nice piece of chunky **** with a big long sweaty crack Fatty *** holes make you hard ,my **** would not be slack I would ride a big large Gal, just like a waterbed Bathroom ******* would be fun, as well as in the shed Spunking up between her legs, cream cheese would then be spread When both holes are full of *** she can **** my **** instead And after I have finished, with all of those fat ******* Something different I would want, maybe some old wrinkled witches All wearing apple gatherers, and big large ******* britches Older ***** long overdue, scratching long lost itches A lot of fun I could have, in an old folks place Disrobed willing grannies ***** stuffed right in my face At least eight bits of gristle ****** a display of my disgrace With each granny ****** in turn, if they can stand the pace As I lift their skirts up their knickers I would sniff I'm hoping that old fannies good, and they don't smell or whiff The smell of old used granny **** is probably just a myth But I won't let it bother me, as long as I get stiff I wouldn't even care, if they wore crap NHS glasses As long as I could **** and *** inside there wrinkled arses I would **** them old ****** , all from different classes Some of them in wheelchairs and some with heart bypasses. It's irrelevant how fat you are, I really do not mind As long as you are willing, and your pussy's wet and kind And if you like it up the **** then I'm that way inclined ******* ***** is quite fine, so is ******** from behind So come on girls fat or old, all slags are a possibility Your sexuality can flood out, there's no need for negativity I'm willing to **** who comes along, to the best of my ability Just make sure that I stay stiff, and maintain my agility
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Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 5:44 AM UTC
Fat Slags And Old Bags *** Again - 2018
Id love a big fat **** Or a wrinkled up old bag An ugly looking hag Who wants a ******* **** If I had a big fat ***** with a big fat bucket I'd lay between her fleshy thighs, and definitely **** it My thrusting **** inside her **** is where I'd like to tuck it Spunking up would be sublime, when I lick and **** it When your about to **** the fat, it takes a certain knack Stuffed up fishy **** ***** or **** ******* round the back A nice piece of chunky **** with a big long sweaty crack Fatty *** holes make you hard ,my **** would not be slack I would ride a big large Gal, just like a waterbed Bathroom ******* would be fun, as well as in the shed Spunking up between her legs, cream cheese would then be spread When both holes are full of *** she can **** my **** instead And after I have finished, with all of those fat ******* Something different I would want, maybe some old wrinkled witches All wearing apple gatherers, and big large ******* britches Older ***** long overdue, scratching long lost itches A lot of fun I could have, in an old folks place Disrobed willing grannies ***** stuffed right in my face At least eight bits of gristle ****** a display of my disgrace With each granny ****** in turn, if they can stand the pace As I lift their skirts up their knickers I would sniff I'm hoping that old fannies good, and they don't smell or whiff The smell of old used granny **** is probably just a myth But I won't let it bother me, as long as I get stiff I wouldn't even care, if they wore crap NHS glasses As long as I could **** and *** inside there wrinkled arses I would **** them old ****** , all from different classes Some of them in wheelchairs and some with heart bypasses. It's irrelevant how fat you are, I really do not mind As long as you are willing, and your pussy's wet and kind And if you like it up the **** then I'm that way inclined ******* ***** is quite fine, so is ******** from behind So come on girls fat or old, all slags are a possibility Your sexuality can flood out, there's no need for negativity I'm willing to **** who comes along, to the best of my ability Just make sure that I stay stiff, and maintain my agility
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Young women know all about style - how to fix the decimal point between them and their mothers differentiate themselves from Special K over 40s wanna bees mini skirted and high heeled trying to catch their husband’s eye Yummy mummies in their 30’s are separated from the new stock by firm elastic flattened midriffs no bulge or wobble unlined skin taut sometimes navel peirced or ******* their legs wear the 4” heels again on winklepicker pointed toes for a mid century crop of bunioned feet. No scraggy necks or waddle no tea tray arses only plump peaches in the bend over show of skimpy, lacy thongs of ****** floss So, **** femme fatale is cool body object the thing to be flouncing and preening flirting and ******* random hook-ups on the run in the alleys of time on the net in the warp of space Killer ! Whatever ! Wicked ! Yeah feral !
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Aug 25, 2014
Aug 25, 2014 at 1:08 AM UTC
Feminism's Babes
They say it scars you for life! They say it consumes your soul! They say you never get over it! They say a lot of things … Am I so different? Or maybe? I’m just Indifferent! *Who knows? I don’t know I really don’t know* I often peek inside the rusty old bucket of dead babies that I keep in the loft And? I feel nothing Not a **** thing Feeble Formed Foetuses *Swirling around and around and around and around and around and around* Why is it that I have no pain? Why do I not crave my dead babies? I couldn’t even tell you when they fell out When they made a run for it When they thought **** this …. I’m out of this ***** Does that make me a bad person? Would it be more acceptable if I was distraught and inconsolable? Then you could all pat me on the back and collect my tears Well …. Heres the news … “There’s NO ******* tears here, baby!” So you all can take your sanctimonious ******** and shove it straight up your sympathetic compassionate arses In fact I’ll even lay a wager that if this was YOU YOU would run through Imaginary birthdays Imaginary names Conceptions Etc "Sshhhh ….. Don’t mention babies in front of her" She is so fragile Full of so much love A tiny delicate little flower Full of so much love MILK IT ***** COS TONIGHT I’LL BE HOWLING AT THE MOON SURROUNDED BY DANCING DEAD BABIES
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Nov 4, 2010
Nov 4, 2010 at 7:42 AM UTC
Dancing Dead Babies
A Barry Hodges poem by Edna I remember a girlfriend called Mary Whose ***** was exceedingly hairy; She came from Newcastle; And the stench of her ******** Converted me into a fairy. Thus I rejected your Glorias and Glendas In frilly white bras and suspenders; And sought sweet catharsis From the nice juicy arses Of poofters and other gay benders. Redemption came to me from Millie: A big girl, a well-padded filly; She was just a Geordie And really quite ****** But her **** smelled as sweet as a lily.
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 12:43 PM UTC
Memories of Mary and Millie from Tyneside
A willing volunteer It was out of my hands Not my choice No regrets. Should have seen the signs Went in blind Naive to think I could trust you My style never changed You lured me in For your own hidden agenda Massaged my ego I kept my options open You found out You took it personally You took it the wrong way I broke your trust You sought revenge I read the signs You tried to trick me You turned the tables Hindered my growth Made me a scapegoat Damaged my reputation Stitched me up Left me out on a limb You acted on impulse You spoke too soon You showed your cards I held the aces I made sacrifices to meet the target I made mistakes I left myself exposed You thought you were clever I knew your next move You couldn't predict what was coming next. You never chose me I was rejected Not valued Not appreciated Shame on you and your accomplice Exposed for what you are A pair of bullies No turning back I've had enough I'm going Going Gone! You grin I saw through it I'm no clown I'm just a fool for exposing my weaknesses to a pair of manipulative ******* My character traits twisted to bolster your own selfish positions. Surpression is the lowest form of greed threatened by my presence. I'm no longer your target but now direct competitor. Watch your backs I'm on a mission to crush your egos to mush you pair of ****** I will Expose you for the clowns you've become. Blowing smoke up each other's arses does nothing to build up the team. A dog will always bite if provoked.
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Dec 19, 2014
Dec 19, 2014 at 5:50 PM UTC
Work bullies
A willing volunteer It was out of my hands Not my choice No regrets. Should have seen the signs Went in blind Naive to think I could trust you My style never changed You lured me in For your own hidden agenda Massaged my ego I kept my options open You found out You took it personally You took it the wrong way I broke your trust You sought revenge I read the signs You tried to trick me You turned the tables Hindered my growth Made me a scapegoat Damaged my reputation Stitched me up Left me out on a limb You acted on impulse You spoke too soon You showed your cards I held the aces I made sacrifices to meet the target I made mistakes I left myself exposed You thought you were clever I knew your next move You couldn't predict what was coming next. You never chose me I was rejected Not valued Not appreciated Shame on you and your accomplice Exposed for what you are A pair of bullies No turning back I've had enough I'm going Going Gone! You grin I saw through it I'm no clown I'm just a fool for exposing my weaknesses to a pair of manipulative ******* My character traits twisted to bolster your own selfish positions. Surpression is the lowest form of greed threatened by my presence. I'm no longer your target but now direct competitor. Watch your backs I'm on a mission to crush your egos to mush you pair of ****** I will Expose you for the clowns you've become. Blowing smoke up each other's arses does nothing to build up the team. A dog will always bite if provoked.
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The Big Boss My manager is a locust brain He doesn’t know what he’s doing My manager is a locust brain The job is kaos when he’s in charge here My manager is a locust brain Production takes a dip under him My manager is a locust brain He got the job by kissing arses My manager is a locust brain The supervisor is much more skilled My manager is a locust brain I ignore him due to his utter ineptitude My manager is a locust brain Even the toilet cleaner hates him! My manager is a locust brain Because he can’t read or write My manager is a locust brain Due to his lack of experience and ***** My manager is a locust brain Simply because he’s my manager My manager is a locust brain And we’re gonna set him on fire! My manager is a locust brain Is my manager no longer cos he’s dead!
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Sep 27, 2021
Sep 27, 2021 at 10:27 PM UTC
The Big Boss
DEDICATED TO THE FAT HIDEOUS BETTY, MY NEIGHBOUR **Does anyone here know of a good mohel? As I urgently need someone to circumcise My neighbour's Yorkshire terrier, canine boil Needing lancing, joybringing to my eyes. A kindly mohel simply will not do; He must lack scruple and human pity; That hound’s not been bathed for a year or two So th'event might turn out a bit ****** Yorkshire terriers are of two classes: The insistent yapping ones we all hate And the ***** ones with hairy arses; But both look good nailed to your garden gate. And he needn't be a mohel either, Merely someone with a willing cleaver.**
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Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 8:05 AM UTC
A Bloodthirsty Yet Beauteous Sonnet by Edna
Lots of ladies there may be, but I haven't had that many My **** is always active, and I think I would have any In the past I could have been, just a bit too picky The art of wanking I did try, but that left my pants all sticky Some nice **** I would love, or an **** or three The fairer *** is preferable, cos there's nothing strange about me It really doesn't seem that fare, when there are many slags And lots of ugly fat ****** that say they all want shags But I can not locate any, I wish there was a way That I could find a nice gal, and not someone that is gay Nothing against the Lezzers, I'm just not that way inclined But I'm fed up with wanking, and I don't want to go blind I would ***** an old gal, with a big fat rounded **** A squeezable amount of flesh, inside an **** **** Big fat ****** are welcome, who want it up their bucket I would like **** your **** and I'd really love to **** it An **** I could really try, if only the girls would ******* lots of ***** ***** that could be quite good A large obese girl I would **** with lots of rolls of fat I'd stuff my **** inside there **** cos there's nothing wrong with that Ideal worlds would be good, if you could **** the girls you like But I will settle for a ***** or a well used ridden bike Even in a ******** they could be a real good **** If pussy's are full of ***** I'd still **** your *** filled bag Maybe I could find an old gal who is a real life ***** I would just think so what, and **** her well used ***** After I have loosened up, her tight old ******* hole I could have a tighter **** with her **** upon my pole ******** the ladies ******** this is always such a dream Arses will be filled up, and the cat would get the cream If you want to get ****** and you find any of this thrilling Get your ***** and arseholes out, ready for a creamy filling Come on all you fat slags, I'd like to see you naked And even you wrinkly old bags, to me nothing is sacred Your ***** cats are required, and your arses are inclined Fat slags and old bags are still quite hard to find
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Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 12:29 PM UTC
Fat Slags And Old Bags - 2018 (Extended & Enhanced)
Lots of ladies there may be, but I haven't had that many My **** is always active, and I think I would have any In the past I could have been, just a bit too picky The art of wanking I did try, but that left my pants all sticky Some nice **** I would love, or an **** or three The fairer *** is preferable, cos there's nothing strange about me It really doesn't seem that fare, when there are many slags And lots of ugly fat ****** that say they all want shags But I can not locate any, I wish there was a way That I could find a nice gal, and not someone that is gay Nothing against the Lezzers, I'm just not that way inclined But I'm fed up with wanking, and I don't want to go blind I would ***** an old gal, with a big fat rounded **** A squeezable amount of flesh, inside an **** **** Big fat ****** are welcome, who want it up their bucket I would like **** your **** and I'd really love to **** it An **** I could really try, if only the girls would ******* lots of ***** ***** that could be quite good A large obese girl I would **** with lots of rolls of fat I'd stuff my **** inside there **** cos there's nothing wrong with that Ideal worlds would be good, if you could **** the girls you like But I will settle for a ***** or a well used ridden bike Even in a ******** they could be a real good **** If pussy's are full of ***** I'd still **** your *** filled bag Maybe I could find an old gal who is a real life ***** I would just think so what, and **** her well used ***** After I have loosened up, her tight old ******* hole I could have a tighter **** with her **** upon my pole ******** the ladies ******** this is always such a dream Arses will be filled up, and the cat would get the cream If you want to get ****** and you find any of this thrilling Get your ***** and arseholes out, ready for a creamy filling Come on all you fat slags, I'd like to see you naked And even you wrinkly old bags, to me nothing is sacred Your ***** cats are required, and your arses are inclined Fat slags and old bags are still quite hard to find
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I’m sick and tired of people rabbiting on a load of **** About their ******* duty and fighting for freedom For the fat ugly patriotic selfish folks "back home" And pathetic ****** neo-fascist ******** like that And gabbling on a load of sentimental horsedung About giving their all for their ******* useless country When honestly they’d rather be at home in some ugly provincial hick town Patting their nasty mongrel dogs and groping their neighbours’ wives' arses And eating mumsy-wumsy’s over-cooked meat and stodgy apple pie Whilst ensconced on the sofa watching sodding Celebrity Big Brother. How can a soldier nowadays say he didn't want to be there? Are people so ******* thick or blind or moronic not to realise A person volunteers to be in the armed forces in most countries nowadays? There’s no ****** press gangs or ****** conscription any more; People become soldiers because they choose to do so (exceptions include filthy ******* shit-holes like Israel where the young men queue up to **** Palestinian babies for fun) . Therefore soldiers DO want to fight, they DO want the chance to **** And they willingly risk their own ugly unwashed redneck necks. So they have no right to whine and bellyache when they get asked To earn their daily state-paid bread and do a spot of killing Instead of sitting on their overweight arses at MY expense. Or course, they could show some real guts and resign instead, But what the **** why pass up on a chance to do some Legalised ****** and get paid handsomely at the same time. Just in case you think I forgot, I am totally and fully aware That 'he' includes 'she' in this context now that women Have an equal chance to have their military buns blown off pointlessly. So don't whinge or expect sympathy when your body parts come home in a bag. Personally, I am of the belief that the only good soldier is a dead soldier, And the more the merrier. RIP military thugs and up yours.
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Sep 16, 2015
Sep 16, 2015 at 12:39 PM UTC
Patriotic Puke
I’m sick and tired of people rabbiting on a load of **** About their ******* duty and fighting for freedom For the fat ugly patriotic selfish folks "back home" And pathetic ****** neo-fascist ******** like that And gabbling on a load of sentimental horsedung About giving their all for their ******* useless country When honestly they’d rather be at home in some ugly provincial hick town Patting their nasty mongrel dogs and groping their neighbours’ wives' arses And eating mumsy-wumsy’s over-cooked meat and stodgy apple pie Whilst ensconced on the sofa watching sodding Celebrity Big Brother. How can a soldier nowadays say he didn't want to be there? Are people so ******* thick or blind or moronic not to realise A person volunteers to be in the armed forces in most countries nowadays? There’s no ****** press gangs or ****** conscription any more; People become soldiers because they choose to do so (exceptions include filthy ******* shit-holes like Israel where the young men queue up to **** Palestinian babies for fun) . Therefore soldiers DO want to fight, they DO want the chance to **** And they willingly risk their own ugly unwashed redneck necks. So they have no right to whine and bellyache when they get asked To earn their daily state-paid bread and do a spot of killing Instead of sitting on their overweight arses at MY expense. Or course, they could show some real guts and resign instead, But what the **** why pass up on a chance to do some Legalised ****** and get paid handsomely at the same time. Just in case you think I forgot, I am totally and fully aware That 'he' includes 'she' in this context now that women Have an equal chance to have their military buns blown off pointlessly. So don't whinge or expect sympathy when your body parts come home in a bag. Personally, I am of the belief that the only good soldier is a dead soldier, And the more the merrier. RIP military thugs and up yours.
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Wilson Tuckey, I love you man the way you look over your glasses as you kick those journos’ arses I love your hairy nostrils and your square double chin but most of all I love the way you know everythin’ not a skerrick of doubt, any subject, any time you can hold forth. you’re ready to chime Wilson Tuckey, I love you man you don’t need no research. no need to hold back here is your wisdom, you’re on the attack here is the gospel according to Tuckey you front them with macho, you front them so plucky you tell them the answers straight from the heart they look like stunned mullets as you take them apart Wilson Tuckey, I love you man you run rings round those greenies, those tree hugging **** with their talk about warming, their climate change glum I trust you Wilson, you know better than them you can leave them all gobstruck with a home spun gem Wilson Tuckey, I love you man you can spot a terrorist at a hundred paces the ones with the beards and the slightly dark faces we don’t want them here taking our jobs and houses with their Qurans and burqas and baggy white trousers Wilson Tuckey, I love you man you show us what it means to be Australian some call you redneck, some say you’re not cool but you are our bedrock, you are no fool you are the brown substance of this wide, sunburnt land and that’s why, Wilson Tuckey, I really, really, really love you man.
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Nov 23, 2011
Nov 23, 2011 at 5:11 AM UTC
Wilson Tuckey I love you man
the elections are over "politician as surrogate lover" (or mother) is not a good idea being DOOMED we pretended to be "revolutionary" while kissing oligarchic arses only the names of the corpses were altered a bit (not much) we fall in love based on "fashion" and peer pressure as if a lover is just something who has won our "vote" the elections are over we are leader-less lover-less and DOOMED we'll do better next time wont we?
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Nov 3, 2010
Nov 3, 2010 at 12:51 PM UTC
after all the bluster.........
At Austerlitz I two nations vanquished; making me historically distinguished. At Marengo I had Austria subdued; then I was to honour undoubtedly glued. At the Pyramids, Mamluks kissed the sands; then like a French Pharaoh I annexed their lands. At Jena-Auerstadt, Prussia to her knees fell, to avoid carnage, and possibly hell. At Borodino, Kutuzov my boots licked, as his Russian forces had their arses kicked. At Ligny, Blucher like a coward fled, as his smitten forces profusely bled. At Toulon I first distinguished myself for a career that would exalt oneself. Rolica, Leipzig, Waterloo like curses came, but history will forever my triumphs reclaim.
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Dec 4, 2022
Dec 4, 2022 at 7:16 AM UTC
Napoleon's Victories
It is here at the point where no life exists where shadows lurk and life is made while Creation does nothing but watch itself in a hole that never ends Ether dances and joke at beginnings of dust as we bring to life that which longs to smell misty dew, try luck and fate on stages of illusion Here we eat pomegranates in custard apple skin, breathing in salty spice from pink peas in tunnels of horns here throats are channels of finality columns of joy in hope Here silence is the loveliest sound sights contest to bloom on trees of golden chandeliers and flimsy nightgowns after dinner mints At this point of open fluid blueness sightless serpents mingle with lights down their spines bracken love is made then broken like crockery on a shelf overburdened with fear At the beyond orange magic exists in hair without roots, round and round in bones without marrow, mouth to tail as God puts together noses and arses makes granite curves with candy floss fingers Here man is woman, woman man goddesses in curls and red sequined slippers witness Tarzan at work eating pineapple with prickles, tongue to tongue Here a point becomes the only space space falls into time, time into circles numbers into letters, letters into nothingness while black Persian cats cavort on blankets of faith At the beyond things jump and don’t move spring by standing still, guitar notes run along in blessed focus, locked in flights of danger Here you fall and fall, scream a soundless scream ~ blond lashes in a teacup filled with **** and ***** where a flame is not a straw to hang on At the beyond it is so !
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Sep 9, 2025
Sep 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM UTC
At the Beyond
It is here at the point where no life exists where shadows lurk and life is made while Creation does nothing but watch itself in a hole that never ends Ether dances and joke at beginnings of dust as we bring to life that which longs to smell misty dew, try luck and fate on stages of illusion Here we eat pomegranates in custard apple skin, breathing in salty spice from pink peas in tunnels of horns here throats are channels of finality columns of joy in hope Here silence is the loveliest sound sights contest to bloom on trees of golden chandeliers and flimsy nightgowns after dinner mints At this point of open fluid blueness sightless serpents mingle with lights down their spines bracken love is made then broken like crockery on a shelf overburdened with fear At the beyond orange magic exists in hair without roots, round and round in bones without marrow, mouth to tail as God puts together noses and arses makes granite curves with candy floss fingers Here man is woman, woman man goddesses in curls and red sequined slippers witness Tarzan at work eating pineapple with prickles, tongue to tongue Here a point becomes the only space space falls into time, time into circles numbers into letters, letters into nothingness while black Persian cats cavort on blankets of faith At the beyond things jump and don’t move spring by standing still, guitar notes run along in blessed focus, locked in flights of danger Here you fall and fall, scream a soundless scream ~ blond lashes in a teacup filled with **** and ***** where a flame is not a straw to hang on At the beyond it is so !
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He wont admit it, atleast not out loud, But he's so sweet, and smart, and funny, He makes me blush when I feel like crying, He makes me laugh when I feel sick as hell, He holds me close and makes me feel safe, He argues with me about the most stupid of things, He refuses to let me call him attractive, But he scolds me for saying I'm not pretty, Sometimes it feels like he's more stuborn then me, And deep down we have a connection, Some strong, unbreakable bond, We're both stuborn arses at times, But we both know we love each other, More and more, no matter what, Even the stuborn bits.
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Jan 8, 2015
Jan 8, 2015 at 11:13 AM UTC
Stuborn Lovers
ACME TIRE FACTORY The system was so slow to use and the boss was always on our back Hurry hurry get your fingers out this job depends on you I’ll fire your sorry arses if you go any **** slower! My company and big fat profit depend on you lazy gets doing this job right Don’t dawdle and stop gossiping about your Saturday nights I’ve checked the order already and it’s only half done and needs to be sent For that you can work thru your dinner hour without pay and eat after work See what a good boss I am to you all I will treat you at Xmas And so it went on day by week by month by year by decade ACME TIRE FACTORY was always this way with a slave boss And unhappy ****** off workers who were no better than slaves Why did we stay in the job when there was the dole doing nothing? We were all mates and drank together every Saturday to forget this Plus we also worked deliberately slowly to **** the boss off We could live without eating dinner when our boss was upset Our tools and line was ok but outdated so we milked it It was us who ran the tire factory not him and he knew it We could shut him down or burn his company without interference We made 2 out of 3 vehicle tires on North American roads Why change a good thing when we hated but loved it?
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May 17, 2021
May 17, 2021 at 9:21 PM UTC
ACME TIRE FACTORY
The sting of my verses will sew the woeful indiscretions of what got curb bounced on the beat or the worst vocals that you rhymed incoherently that were                                                      collected in lyrical a doggy bag. I will not fall on a sword of those that ignore my verse that fall on the page, do you know why I write in diverse motions? Do you know my demons the voices that verse inwards on the white of my skull? my reflections reverse. The sting of my verses will sew the woeful indiscretions of what got curb bounced on the beat or the worst vocals that you rhymed incoherently that were                                                      collected in lyrical a doggy bag. But excrement can be rhymed in free verse, I'm doing this for me but I don't linger to impress! I word for my emotions are a hurricane and I'm the eye calm but I swim in the abyss. The sting of my verses will sew the woeful indiscretions of what got curb bounced on the beat or the worst vocals that you rhymed incoherently that were                                                      collected in lyrical a doggy bag. I'm vocalized to those that don't sniff the arses of poor vocals linger on excellence not the excrement of poorly woven yokels. Lyrics of verse are meant to move not stagnate silently, they are meant to be lyrics that move the emotion violently. "Weave the best version of you, not the diluted verse,
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Mar 25, 2017
Mar 25, 2017 at 6:28 PM UTC
Weave the best version of you
The sting of my verses will sew the woeful indiscretions of what got curb bounced on the beat or the worst vocals that you rhymed incoherently that were                                                      collected in lyrical a doggy bag. I will not fall on a sword of those that ignore my verse that fall on the page, do you know why I write in diverse motions? Do you know my demons the voices that verse inwards on the white of my skull? my reflections reverse. The sting of my verses will sew the woeful indiscretions of what got curb bounced on the beat or the worst vocals that you rhymed incoherently that were                                                      collected in lyrical a doggy bag. But excrement can be rhymed in free verse, I'm doing this for me but I don't linger to impress! I word for my emotions are a hurricane and I'm the eye calm but I swim in the abyss. The sting of my verses will sew the woeful indiscretions of what got curb bounced on the beat or the worst vocals that you rhymed incoherently that were                                                      collected in lyrical a doggy bag. I'm vocalized to those that don't sniff the arses of poor vocals linger on excellence not the excrement of poorly woven yokels. Lyrics of verse are meant to move not stagnate silently, they are meant to be lyrics that move the emotion violently. "Weave the best version of you, not the diluted verse,
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I like to think (sometimes) That I am a voice of Reason, Especially when Reason Eludes the masses. I am the back-up plan When everything goes Pear-shaped, and You find Yourself in a Living Nightmare, struggling to Survive in a hostile Hostel far, far from home. I'll be Your kernel of hope, When all Reason evades The light of day and Night encroaches doomily. I'm for the under-classes; The voiceless throngs - The Real backbones Unrepresented by the Elite. I'm for the Prostitutes and the criminally conjoined groupies; I'm for the Legal Aiders - The reps on the ground, helping as best they can; I'm for the lost-in-the-system; the poofs and lesso's; the avant-garders - I'll be the rear-guard actioner, protecting Our arses from undue surprises. I'll be the validator for the vilified, And I'll not allow undue cruelty to trouble myn own loved ones - My hard-lifers and my ugly-fuggly beauties --> Hands off! And, I'm for the silent souls patiently waiting...so long, so long... But ever hopeful that someone will rescue and love them too. [Sorry I took so long to get up to speed. I know You knew way back when.]
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Mar 9, 2014
Mar 9, 2014 at 12:35 AM UTC
Myn ***** Little Secrets...Exciting, but Serious
I swear I really want to write one. I come up with a few great ideas, formulate them into my creative mind, then when I go to pen them into an epic, they end up much shorter. Like, what would Virgil say? Lord Byron would certainly cringe at my bits and pieces of written word. Alighieri & Milton would probably laugh their arses off, Ovid snicker & what about Homer? I swear I really want to write one. An epic like The Divine Comedy, perhaps a slice of Don Juan, a bit of Beowulf, some Odyssey? I wish I could find some Paradise Lost, a piece of the Illiad, I pray for a Metamorphoses! I swear I really want to write one!
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Feb 10, 2014
Feb 10, 2014 at 3:18 PM UTC
I Swear I Really Want to Write One
Atmosphere is critical Faces bead with sweat, Eyeballs flicker nervously Hands are clenched and wet. Project beyond critical Timeslot narrows down, If there’s to be a future It’s now we swim or drown. Management are pacing Their arses on the line, Humour now is for the dogs Long gone the laughing time. Dawn to dark we labour No time to count the toll, Must surmount the crisis Or desperate heads will roll. Raving at the workplace Ragged tempers flare, Eyeballs searching frantically Ideas tray is bare. Job is blown to hell and back Killed the ****** deal, By Friday we’ll be on the street It’s over ... ****** surreal! Marshalg 29 August 2012 © 2012 Marshal Gebbie
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Aug 31, 2012
Aug 31, 2012 at 2:23 PM UTC
The Crisis
everyone can get ****** you have all lost the way they are liars and cheats so why does my soul have to stay? this place is corrupted why do I bother at all? everyone is so far up their own arses so let all their souls fall. it's gonna get worse i'm sick of being here just hurry up and die body I hope the end is near.
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Aug 29, 2013
Aug 29, 2013 at 7:07 AM UTC
Get F Everyone
we are always so very vulnerable! without eachother, prey to politicians business men and other **** we are always so we are and why not? they can take their DEATH and shove it up their arses if their heads aint in the way or we are too cowardly to give a ****
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Oct 1, 2010
Oct 1, 2010 at 12:45 PM UTC
naked
Another year passes, Not sat on our arses, But living and loving, us all. Good times and bad, The happy, the sad, Victories won, big and small. So wherever you are, Estranged or afar, Party tonight ‘til you fall. And to all of his friends, Michael Danger Hole sends, A Happy New Year to you all!
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Aug 23, 2019
Aug 23, 2019 at 5:54 AM UTC
Happy New Year
There are wolves at the door,         but we will never let them get there claws into you. We are looking for the princes   that'll treat you right.. And  we know you'll defend them,           the princes when the time comes. Your strong my daughter,             raised that your stronger than anything that'll get in your way.             Your the meaning to our life. But your free, and your stronger than            any before you. Kick there arses..
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Nov 16, 2019
Nov 16, 2019 at 5:32 PM UTC
Daughters
will we ever share clothes again will we ever gallop up the stairs with big elbows and a drink will we complain about the gum studded streets and swap tales of our mothers will we wrestle to music this summer and compare our white arses, will we wake up still drunk? will we get our hands on each other's faces, will we steal cigarettes, will we **** will we text, will we worry about each other's coughs? will we ever swap clothes again?
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Jul 2, 2014
Jul 2, 2014 at 4:48 PM UTC
will we